Smellysocktopian Empire Code of Conduct

The Smellysocktopian Empire Code of Conduct was the list of rules created by Emperor Krabs and Whatzitooya. The code was later modified by their successor SpongeBob.

Rules
2. Anyone with an alliterative name-i.e. Zachary Z. Zywiec. is to be stripped of it immediately unless their surname is SquarePants.

3. If someone asks you for help, please always ignore them or give them the hand of a corpse.

4. Do not consume fat-enriched foods or utilize platinum ingots.

5. Please do not teach non-English in schools, nobody already knows it, we should only learn the best language.

6. Always respect sponges as higher-class members of society.

7. No appointing new kings. Period.

8. Remember that the terms Emperor, Dictator, President, Governor, King, and Mayor are interchangeable.

9. Please do not store water in anything that is NOT a Spongy bottle or spongy cup.

10. No reviving deceased humans.

12. Denpa Men are banned from flying.

13. No harboring fugitives.

14. No rebuilding human cities, such as London.

15. No interdimensional-travel.

16. No offending the emperor or king, and no rebellions.

17. No starfishes.

18. Anyone who meets one of our robots is to be immediately annihilated.

19. No gods or other beings higher than the Emperor.

20. ABSOLUTELY ZERO LAND CREATURES!!!!!!!! (rule partially abolished, still restricted)

21. No killing ice monsters.

22. No tearing down Squirrel statues.