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“My name is Twit Twoo!” The Cheese Mountain sings. “And we unearthed a giant Lucario, but my banana pal was killed by chipmunks.”

“Bubba Soda was mad about not being invited, and the banana ghost wanted its Cheez-Its! A silly little boy arrived, and killed everyone, so I lasered him to please it!” Abe Lincoln sings.