Thread:Alien Tavern/@comment-27131899-20200428064952/@comment-27131899-20200519141948

Meanwhile...

I end up in a torn World War II bunker, the only thing different is that World War II is still happening, with Benelux Hitler rising to power. In the bunker, I see an extended periodic table of elements on the wall. One of the extended elements is Hitlerium, which was named after Adolf Hitler. Then, a scientist's assistant named Theo gives me a beaker full of Hitlerium. He wants me to drink it.

"No can do, sorry." I say. But Theo pours the Hitlerium into my mouth anyway and I become Hitler; I look like Hitler, I act like Hitler, and I am evil like Hitler.