Thread:Alien Tavern/@comment-35294673-20200719160713/@comment-35294673-20200724184015

'These Space Explorers came back from Mars with some rare space ores. They call it Quintonium and they say they found it near a dead griffin,' I explain.

'It's totally not as if I was swallowed by one of my griffins and taken to Mars where the griffin exploded because my demonic brother emerged from a backpack. That'd be ridiculous, wouldn't it?' I continue, chuckling nervously.