Thread:Alien Tavern/@comment-35294673-20200606185819/@comment-7180588-20200717152707

Suddenly, the time machine disappears, taking GTNW, KKirby, Weirdtalon, and Eye with it. The rest of us are left alone with the rope and two useless newspapers in the year 2009. "You know," Cereal Bowl continues, not seeing the severity of the situation. "I became depressed because none of the things in my life I'd done up to that point were adventures, so I finally let the duck DNA I gave myself kick in and take me over. Of course, I dropped out of flying school, so that was a dud, became a horse instead. After going to Disneyland, where I had never gone before, I met Mickey Mouse, but my horse side attacked him. Though I eventually transformed back, Mickey hated me ever since, and threw me down a table, causing my cereal to start expiring. And that's why I died."