Thread:Alien Tavern/@comment-7180588-20200824124501/@comment-27131899-20200910051427

"I am the craftiest of the group." I say. "I made my own weapon called the Countryball Cannon 3000. It can shoot countryballs which explode, most of the time, and it even has different modes, such as shotgun mode. That kind of invention led me to winning first place in the Blackbrook, Nevada, Quinton, Wisconsin, and Jay Springs, Louisiana science fairs respectively, and my invention also won the 2020 NES City science fair in February. I can also make good countrycake. Mm, old family recipe, cause I invented it! The countrycake also won the Darmenthon, Tennessee bake-off in 1992. Enough about me."