The Coolest Part Ever/Transcript

Views25-12-2020
I'll start us off

[21:21]

Back at our apartment, Eon inspects the new planet. She notices it has formed on Earth's orbit, and is a little bigger than Mars.

[21:22]

Apparently, when the Moon hit Venus with Earth in C5P9.5, a tiny rock was left behind from the impact.

[21:22]

Over time it gathered more and more rocks, many of them containing water.

[21:23]

The planet is now entirely covered in ice and snow. Five times as cold as Mars.

bfrit1025-12-2020
Since I’m cold blooded, I didn’t go to the planet and am still on the beach

Captain Cape25-12-2020
Weirdtalon takes everyone else to my spaceship. I'm still traumatized from the events of the previous part.

Views25-12-2020
Cape and Chase argue about who should name the planet. Both argue they discovered it first. Chase wants it to be named Icy, while Cape wants it to be named Snowy. Eon compromises and names the planet Iwy.

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I change my mind about staying on the earth and put on the clothes Chase gave me last part. I then fly to Iwy using my wings(bewerkt)

Chase McFly25-12-2020
I see some icy lifeforms already live on Iwy. However, they're violent and brutal, divided into two warring tribes. I suggest we try to help them by forming a society.

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I go up to one of the tribes and introduce myself. “Hiya, I’m BFrit!” I say(bewerkt)

Chase McFly25-12-2020
"The name is Jordan," One of the ice creatures says. "Jordan Iceman Jr. Not a very original name, but I gotta keep it to honor my father."

26 december 2020

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These icy lifeforms resemble sponges, and they are usually a turquoise color. All of them have one big, black lemon-shaped eye. Also, all of their names start with a J.

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“What are you guys doing?” I ask

Views26-12-2020
They tell BFrit that they are trying to drill to the core of Iwy for rocks to build shelters. It turns out the lifeforms are mouthless and speak with their pores.

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“Interesting,” I say. I volunteer to help

Chase McFly26-12-2020
Benelux starts up a psychiatric facility for the icy lifeforms of Iwy.

Views26-12-2020
Cape decides to name the lifeforms Sfoungarichionious. (Greek for snow sponge) or, Sfounies for short.

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Using a jackhammer I made out of ice, I help the Sfounies drill into the planet

Views26-12-2020
Koopsers lands on Iwy and throws a tantrum. "THIS IS SO CHEAP! THESE HYPOCRITE LIFEFORMS OBVIOUSLY COPIED ME! THEY'RE SPONGY AND BLUE LIKE ME! THIS IS SO CHEAP!" he yells.

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I just keep drilling but then I hit something

Views26-12-2020
An embarrassing picture of BFrit wearing funny-looking underpants!(bewerkt)

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I get embarrassed and get back to drilling, meanwhile with the others...(bewerkt)

Views26-12-2020
Me and Happa stand here on Iwy not knowing what to do. Iwy starts to get really cold. Happa grabs me, takes out all of my cards and climbs inside of me! Happa: Wow, Views, you're really warm on the inside... Views: You better not do anything stupid inside of me!

[03:09]

[03:09]

Meanwhile with Jordan...

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Jordan gets hungry so he decides to eat some M&Ms

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But there are no M&M's on Iwy, so he eats lollipops instead from the lollipop factory his uncle owns.(bewerkt)

[03:11]

At the lollipop factory, BFrit gets stuck in a lollipop!(bewerkt)

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“Somebody help me!” I yell

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[03:28]

Chase comes with a hammer ready to break BFrit out

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After he gets me out I get a strawberry flavored lollipop

Chase McFly26-12-2020
Cape teaches a family of Sfounies about agriculture, but slowly finds the iciness wiping his memory, as it has that effect on Pokey-Eyes.

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After I finish my lollipop I go see what Views is up to

Views26-12-2020
Cape gives the Sfounies some Okra seeds and they plant them in the core, where it is Earth room temperature.

Chase McFly26-12-2020
Cape then finds himself falling in love with one of the Sfounies.

Views26-12-2020
He falls in love with Jordan's sister Jacob, who also has a crush on him.

Mine26-12-2020
I then find out that hot drinks like tea and coffee are illegal on Iwy because the Sfounies think it may melt the ice.

Captain Cape26-12-2020
Microwaves are banned too, since heating ice melts it. Unfortunately, I like both microwaves and coffee.

Chase McFly26-12-2020
I then realize that living in a new world gives me an opportunity to form my own Cult of McFly.

Captain Cape26-12-2020
Some Sfounies start thinking that Chase is the godlike being that invented snow, snowmen, snowballs and refrigerators.

Chase McFly26-12-2020
If you're a member of my cult, you get to take rides on Weirdtalon, whose invisibility makes it seem like you can fly.

Captain Cape26-12-2020
Weirdtalon enjoys riding the cult members around. The other Sfounies (who don't know that there's a griffin) gasp and say 'Wow! The Snow Lord can teach people how to fly!'

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I just explore Iwy, but all of a sudden I get hit by a ball of ice. I’m knocked out now

Captain Cape26-12-2020
The cold temperatures of Iwy aren't good for me either, since Pokey-Eyes are used to tropical climates. I try to find the hottest place on the planet.

bfrit1026-12-2020
When I get back up, I join you

Chase McFly26-12-2020
Foury also invited some more gummy numbers to Iwy, but one of the Sfounie tribes hates gummies.

Captain Cape26-12-2020
The other tribe loves gummies, since they like everything that their enemy hates.

Chase McFly26-12-2020
I play some cards with Weirdtalon, which makes me curious about Views' whereabouts

Captain Cape26-12-2020
'Maybe he came from an object factory,' Weirdtalon says. 'There's a lot of information about them in this very useful biography of Cereal Bowl, the first NES God!' He shows Chase a notebook with the title: 'Trivia about the Cereal Bowl. Copyrighted by Epac Kragils. (totally not by my brother)'

Chase McFly26-12-2020
Benelux inadvertently becomes a patient at his own mental institution.

bfrit1026-12-2020
I’m currently in the core of Iwy since it’s Earth room temperature. But then I start to get bored

Chase McFly26-12-2020
Then some Iwy wrestler finds BFrit, and tells him there's a green box of cards looking for him.

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I say “Okay,” and I go find Views

Chase McFly26-12-2020
Views tells BFrit that it's very easy to get lost on Iwy, and he can't find where the rest of us are.

bfrit1026-12-2020
I tell him that I can help him look for everybody else

Chase McFly26-12-2020
Meanwhile, Foury found a new boyfriend, who accidentally puts her in the middle of the tribal conflicts

bfrit1026-12-2020
Her new boyfriend is a Sfounie named Jerry

Captain Cape26-12-2020
Jerry's parents are part of the tribe that hates gummies.

bfrit1026-12-2020
So of course they need to keep the fact that they’re dating a secret. Meanwhile with me and Views...

Captain Cape26-12-2020
They're looking for the other user characters, but it's not easy. There aren't a lot of mountains or villages or forests on Iwy: most of the planet is just flat plains of snow.

Chase McFly26-12-2020
Benelux escapes the institution he’s trapped in with help from an Sfounie named Jackie

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All of a sudden, Benelux sees me and Views! Him and Jackie run up to us

Chase McFly26-12-2020
Jackie reveals her husband John will be running for President of Iwy

Captain Cape26-12-2020
'How can I vote for John?' Benelux asks. 'I don't really know how politics work here.'

Chase McFly26-12-2020
"Not sure," Jackie replies. "You guys made this place's rules. But I'm sure you'll figure it out. My last name is Fun Time, in case you were wondering."

Captain Cape26-12-2020
'Fun Time... Sounds familiar,' Benelux says. 'Probably a TV show or something.'

Views26-12-2020
As I look for RockoRama, Happa annoys me saying "I'm your inner voice haha" and stuff. Meanwhile... Benelux watches TV with an Iwy tribe. He realizes that their TV is primitive so he destroys it and surprises them with a new modern TV from Earth.

[21:00]

The Tribe disallows modern Earth technology, and they go to attack Benelux.

Chase McFly26-12-2020
I find some top secret conspiracy footage about Iwy in my pocket. It says it's from Red CC.

Views26-12-2020
Red CC wants Iwy destroyed... for some reason...

[22:23]

Pink CC eats Red CC

Chase McFly26-12-2020
Luckily, Red CC had 20 years of happiness with Penny before this occurred. Then Jordan and Jacob decide to integrate Cape into their family, because he's lost his memory.

Views26-12-2020
The Magic Hat's cousin uses magic to turn Cape into a Sfounie.

27 december 2020

bfrit1027-12-2020
I watch in horror as this happens

shxmeful.27-12-2020
I was asleep, like the lazy bum I am. Snoring could possible be heard.

Views27-12-2020
"I wanted to sleep too but you were snoring too loud!" I say to Happa.

shxmeful.27-12-2020
I did not respond.

bfrit1027-12-2020
I begin to get tired too and I fall asleep and on the ground

Views27-12-2020
All the others fall asleep, making me jealous because I have insomnia

bfrit1027-12-2020
While I’m asleep a young sfounie named Jack picks me up and takes me away

Views27-12-2020
BFrit freezes in an iceblock, and Jack mistakes him for an ant popsicle.

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He starts to lick me but is stopped by...

Views27-12-2020
Gummibär!

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Gummibär then sings the Gummy Bear song for Jack

Views27-12-2020
Happa is woken up again by Gummibär singing, and begins singing his Le Mambo du Decalco song.

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Then Gummibär throws the ice block on the ground, freeing me. “Thanks!” I say

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"What was that horrible sound?" I ponder.

Views27-12-2020
The sfounies tribe like Gummibär's song so much they automatically make him president of Iwy, making John angry.(bewerkt)

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John then starts chasing me out of anger

Views27-12-2020
He takes an icicle and stabs BFrit, and absorbs some of the bug juice from the stab.

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I then get dizzy and faint

Views27-12-2020
Meanwhile, I continue wandering around Iwy. Happa: I'm hungry. As your inner voice, Views, I command you to get me some tangerines! Views: There aren't any tangerines on this planet! I only brought pretzels... Happa: Fine. I guess I'll just eat myself. Views: If you eat yourself I'll get weaker because of the less mass inside of me. Happa: Don't worry, if you get too weak I'll just rip out your limbs from the inside and wander for you. Views: You've already taken enough dignity away from me!(bewerkt)

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When I wake up from fainting I see Foury and Jerry in front of me. They’re checking on me to see if I’m okay

Views27-12-2020
John throws a giant rock at BFrit, killing him.

[10:04]

[10:05]

Luckily, Chase recovers BFrit with the B Frit Recovery Center

Captain Cape27-12-2020
Meanwhile, I start forgetting that I used to be a Pokey-Eye.

Chase McFly27-12-2020
Unfortunately, Jordan and Jacob don't remember either, and put a missing ad for Cape in the paper.

Captain Cape27-12-2020
As a Sfoungie, I get used to the cold temperatures of Iwy, but I continue to lose my memories of being a Pokey-Eye and not being on Iwy. When I see the missing ads, I don't recognize myself.

Chase McFly27-12-2020
Jackie gives Benelux a ride to a safe space nobody knows about, owned by one of her friends.

Captain Cape27-12-2020
The safe space is a small cave in a snowy hill. The entrance is covered in snow, making it hard to find.

Chase McFly27-12-2020
The Sfoundies really enjoy caves. Jordan and Cape have found one, but then Cape sees BFrit at it. BFrit recognizes him, but Cape does not. Cape screams "Aaaahhhh, an ant!" and runs.

Chase McFly27-12-2020
Jerry and Jackie separately remark that there's odd things about Foury and Benelux.

Captain Cape27-12-2020
'Yeah, they're strange,' another Sfoungie says. 'The Benelux guy... he's so round and red and not icy! What is he?'

Chase McFly27-12-2020
Jacob and Cape kiss, but this causes Cape's mind to be flooded with warped and mixed up versions of his memories.

bfrit1027-12-2020
Once I’m done singing I get back on the ship and go to sleep

Chase McFly27-12-2020
Cester sees Benelux breaking into his ice warehouse, and deduces he's cake. He uses an Icy Cester body to start eating Benelux.

Views27-12-2020
"Itt van a gumimaci!"Gummibär says.

Captain Cape27-12-2020
Benelux manages to escape from Icy Cester, but Cester starts controlling his other ice bodies to chase him.

Views27-12-2020
The two corner Benelux.

[21:56]

Benelux then eats them like an agar.io ball.

bfrit1027-12-2020
I just continue to sleep unaware of what’s happening outside

Chase McFly27-12-2020
I then decide to write a book about how I began my cult.

Captain Cape27-12-2020
Gummibär and some other cult members ask if they can help.

Chase McFly27-12-2020
I say yes. Meanwhile, Jackie gets Benelux into good shape again, but I'm still confused why Cester went evil.

Captain Cape27-12-2020
'I think only Cape knows what happened to him,' Benelux says. 'After all, Cester is his grandpa. But we need to fix his memory... Didn't he lose his memory after he got captured by The Tickler too?'

Chase McFly27-12-2020
Meanwhile, Cape almost runs over some huge armored ants.

bfrit1027-12-2020
I wake up and notice these ants

Chase McFly27-12-2020
The ants start chasing Cape. Unfortunately, this makes Creepy return, but Creepy has amnesia too. He's still super evil and powerful though, and propels thrm away.

Captain Cape27-12-2020
'Who are you?' I ask Creepy once the armored ants are gone. 'I don't know, but who are you?' Creepy says.

Chase McFly27-12-2020
Views sees Cape, and reveals he's really a Pokey-Eye named Cape Kragils from Gravildus, but lives on Earth and is in a crazy RP called NES.

Captain Cape27-12-2020
'I'm a what?!' I say. 'You're a Pokey-Eye, Cape. And a good one, I'd say!'

Chase McFly27-12-2020
The armored ants sneak a letter to BFrit, revealing where he can find Foury, his fellow non-Iwy resident.

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I read the letter and follow its directions

Views27-12-2020
But BFrit accidentally has the instructions upside down...

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I readjust the directions and follow them

Chase McFly27-12-2020
Meanwhile, Foury and I have reconnected, and I explain how fun it is to lead my cult.

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I find Foury and I say hi to her

Chase McFly27-12-2020
Since he lost his job and was replaced, Mr. HSFFT has changed his name to Mr. Hellish Smirk Forever Fun Time as revenge. He shows this by torturing Sfoundies.

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I get lonely and decide to summon my friends Skeeter and Joey

Views27-12-2020
BFrit and Foury make out

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Skeeter covers Joey’s eyes as this happens

Captain Cape27-12-2020
Meanwhile, the musician Douglas (who was in the Lunatic Room of the NES HQ in the previous part) has arrived on Iwy and wants to start a new life there. He tries to befriend the local Sfoungies.

Chase McFly27-12-2020
Foury leads one of the Sfoundie tribes and invites Douglas to a sit-in by the newly christened Foury Tribe at the other tribe's restaurant

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I decide to show Skeeter and Joey around Iwy

Chase McFly27-12-2020
Everyone in the other tribe likes BFrit, Skeeter, and Joey, so they become The Insect Tribe. They try to stop John from becoming Iwy's president.

Captain Cape27-12-2020
I have no idea what tribe I want to join, so I decide to just sit in the restaurant and order some ice food.

Chase McFly27-12-2020
I give Jerry a ride on Weirdtalon.

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The Insect Tribe goes to the restaurant and orders ice food too

Chase McFly27-12-2020
Views tells Cape about his parents and siblings, and says a Stellaris Pokey-Eye named Mettius almost ended the world.

Views27-12-2020
Happa tries speaking through my mouth to tell lies to Cape.

Chase McFly27-12-2020
After John becomes president of Iwy successfully, he and Jackie divorce. Jackie dates Benelux instead.

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Me Skeeter and Joey all got ice pizzas

Views27-12-2020
Gummibär becomes depressed after being demoted from being president.

[22:36]

He later becomes suicidal.

Chase McFly27-12-2020
I help Gummibar by taking him to a restaurant.

Views27-12-2020
"More than three times you can bite me, I don't really care. Eat me," Gummibär says.

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I take out my phone and show my friends memes

Views27-12-2020
Octo lands on Iwy "DID SOMEBODY SAY MAYMAYS?!?!?!?!?!?!" he yells.

Chase McFly27-12-2020
Jerry introduces himself to BFrit and says he's going to see Foury's sit-in at The Insect Tribe's restaurant

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“Hi Jerry, It’s nice to meet you,” I say

[22:38]

“Hi to you too, Octo”

Views27-12-2020
"SHOW ME THE MAYMAYS!!!!!!!1!1!1!1!1!1!" Octo yells(bewerkt)

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“Okay,” I say and I show him memes

Views27-12-2020
"GAHHAHAHAHAHALOLOLOLOLOLOLOLAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA" Octo yells

Chase McFly27-12-2020
The Insect Tribe members start arguing with Foury and her friends, but they refuse to leave the restaurant.

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“Guys we shouldn’t argue,” I say, and they agree

Views27-12-2020
A sfounie named Jessie appears next to me.

[22:41]

"Your name reminds me of someone I met one time..." I say "I think they were an RLC..."

Chase McFly27-12-2020
I get distracted from finding Foury because I saw an Sfounie that looks a lot like my ex-girlfriend.

Views27-12-2020
Her name is Jalapeño.

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Jack, the sfounie from earlier appears and kidnaps me

Views27-12-2020
Gummibär stops him though.(bewerkt)

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It fails, and I’m already gone

Chase McFly27-12-2020
I save Foury from the battle, but accidentally scare Jerry away.

Views27-12-2020
Jalapeño walks up to Chase.

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Jack has taken me to his lair and is now chewing on me

Chase McFly27-12-2020
Jackie goes to see Mr. Hellish Smirk Fun Time, who is her adoptive father, hence her full name, Jackie Fun Time. She says she's keeping tabs on us.

Views27-12-2020
Jalapeño tries to kiss Chase, but Chase...

Chase McFly27-12-2020
Faints.

[22:47]

Then, Mr. HSFFT reveals that Jackie is an impostor Sfounie, actually from a planet called Icevildus.

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The members of the Insect tribe realize I’m gone and go to look for me

Views27-12-2020
Gummibär runs across Iwy looking for BFrit

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He meets Bebe Lilly

Chase McFly27-12-2020
Mr. HSFFT tells Jackie that she must protect Views from the armored ants.(bewerkt)

Views27-12-2020
"And me!" Happa yells.

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“Hi, I’m Gummibär,” Gummibär says to Bebe Lilly. “Bonjour,” she says back

Chase McFly27-12-2020
Views and Cape find BFrit, who is fighting Jack.

Views27-12-2020
Eon appears next to Bebe Lilly.

[22:51]

Eon can speak french and the two have a conversation.

[22:51]

Bebe Lilly decides to go help us fight Jack

bfrit1027-12-2020
“Why did I get sucked into this fight? I just wanted to eat!” I cry

Chase McFly27-12-2020
As he finishes fighting Jack, BFrit accidentally lets slip that Cape caused the world to almost end.

bfrit1027-12-2020
I get embarrassed and run far away

[22:53]

“Cape probably hates me now,” I think

Chase McFly27-12-2020
I then learn that a group called "The Majestic Pokey-Eyes" exists on Iwy, and realize Cester is a part of it. If we attend their next meeting, we can stop what Cester's planning.

bfrit1027-12-2020
I’m just sitting all alone and crying out of embarrassment

Chase McFly27-12-2020
Then Cape forgives BFrit, he's just mad at me and Views.

bfrit1027-12-2020
I’m happy and I agree to come to the meeting

Views27-12-2020
As nightfall approaches, another bombardment is soon to occur

bfrit1027-12-2020
Skeeter and Joey finally found me after looking all over, they ask if I’m okay. “Yes,” I say

28 december 2020

Views28-12-2020
Iwy gets bombarded again.

[01:19]

After the bombardment, Iwy is now bigger than the Earth!

bfrit1028-12-2020
I start to miss Earth a little so I decide to go visit it

[01:23]

“Can me and Joey come?” asks Skeeter. “Sure,” I say(bewerkt)

Chase McFly28-12-2020
Cape decides to tell Jacob the truth about himself

Views28-12-2020
Cape: Well, Jacob, I... Koopsers: EVERYONE!!! Cape: Ugh. What is it, Koopsers Joopsers? Koopsers: I REMEMBER WHAT I LOOK LIKE!!! Cape: Did you really have to tell us that at this moment? Koopsers: Yeah, what do you mean? You're acting kinda mean. Not Views-level though. I hate Views, that hypocrite... Cape: Anyways, Jacob... I'm actually a gulp Pokey-Eye...(bewerkt)

shxmeful.28-12-2020
I woke up. Then went back to sleep.

Views28-12-2020
It turns out, Jacob is okay with Cape being a pokey-eye.

[07:50]

In fact, she WANTS him to be a pokey-eye again. And looks for someone to break the spell.

shxmeful.28-12-2020
Some snoring could be heard. Happa was acting like a total sloth for the past few... eons.

Views28-12-2020
Speaking of Eon... Eon observes Earth and finds it rumbling a bit...

[07:53]

"If Iwy gets anymore massive, dudes, Earth will break into a bazillion pieces!" Eon says.(bewerkt)

[07:53]

But nobody cares!

shxmeful.28-12-2020
I was acting out my dreams.

[07:57]

Which was nothing.

Views28-12-2020
Meanwhile, back on the rocket, BFrit returns.

[08:15]

He returned with more pretzels and two slushies for me and him.

[08:15]

Happa: Lmbo, is that slushie pee flavor? Views: No, it's obviously banana cream. BFrit: Yeah!

bfrit1028-12-2020
We both drink our slushies and eat our pretzels

Captain Cape28-12-2020
Meanwhile, Jacob and I try to find a way to turn me into a Pokey-Eye again. However, my memory loss makes this quite hard.

Chase McFly28-12-2020
I take Jalopeno on a date, but she gets scared by Weirdtalon and leaves.(bewerkt)

Captain Cape28-12-2020
'Oh come on, I don't eat Sfoungies!' Weirdtalon says. 'They taste horrible!'

Chase McFly28-12-2020
Jerry has started to suspect Foury is a spy from the Gravildan Bureau of Investigation.

Captain Cape28-12-2020
He decides to keep an eye on Foury to find out if she's really a spy.(bewerkt)

Chase McFly28-12-2020
I then lecture my cult members on why they shouldn't do drugs

bfrit1028-12-2020
Gummibär is taking notes

Chase McFly28-12-2020
Benelux, Views/Happa, and Jackie sneak into The Majestic Pokey-Eye Convention.

Captain Cape28-12-2020
They see some of Cester's ice clones, but also some other members of the Kragils family, like Yesmrty's parents Aceehrt and Adegnorsu Grakils.

bfrit1028-12-2020
Bebe Lilly asks me if she can join the Insect Tribe, and I say yes. Then we go spelunking in a cave

Chase McFly28-12-2020
Foury ends up being in the cave. She worries we’ve been away from Earth too long

Captain Cape28-12-2020
'Qu'est-ce qui pourrait mal se passer? (What could possibly go wrong?)' Bebe Lilly asks Foury.

Chase McFly28-12-2020
Benelux meets Cape’s grandmother Dennih, no longer insane for some reason. She still thinks he’s tasty-looking though.(bewerkt)

Captain Cape28-12-2020
'Stop staring at that countryball, Dennih!' Adegnorsu Grakils says. 'We're here to listen to our leader's speech, not to stare at countryballs.'

Chase McFly28-12-2020
"Nice to meet you, my name is Sir Benelux Navarre, formerly Von Luxembourg, born Kosembourg Doppler," Benelux says to Dennih.

Captain Cape28-12-2020
'Nice to meet you too, sna- I mean, sir!' Dennih says. 'These are my friends: Adegnorsu Grakils the forest ranger, Thrace Kilograms the beekeeper, and Persuader Kilograms the lawyer.' 'And before you ask, yes, that's my real name!' Persuader says. 'No idea why my parents called me that.'

Chase McFly28-12-2020
Cape and Jacob discuss the armored ants, but realize they can't find Jeffy. Cape finds him terribly injured and revives him by filling him with Pokey-Eye DNA.

Captain Cape28-12-2020
However, the DNA causes Jeffy to grow very long legs, a crocodile mouth, and wings.

Chase McFly28-12-2020
BFrit lands the rocket back at Views, Jackie, and Benelux's cave, since his regular home is gone due to Jack.

bfrit1028-12-2020
When I get in the cave me, Skeeter and Joey just sit together and talk about Iwy

Chase McFly28-12-2020
Cape and Jacob discuss how hard everything is for Jeffy and Jordan.

Captain Cape28-12-2020
'Do you know what happened to Jeffy? How did he get injured?' I ask.

Chase McFly28-12-2020
"I don't," Jordan says. "Maybe he contracted Shesh Disease. I think your ant friend has it too."

Captain Cape28-12-2020
'Shesh... That name rings a bell...' I say. 'Isn't that some kind of food?'

Chase McFly28-12-2020
Meanwhile, BFrit does indeed have some form of Shesh Disease, as he's muttering gibberish and going crazy due to the cave's atmosphere. He makes fun of Anti-Views, Cester Kragils, and even himself.(bewerkt)

bfrit1028-12-2020
Joey and Skeeter are confused as to what’s happened to me

Chase McFly28-12-2020
Meanwhile, Views accidentally makes a noise, causing The Majestic Pokey-Eyes to chase him, Benelux, and Jackie.

Captain Cape28-12-2020
'Catch that delicious foo- I mean, dangerous traitor!' Dennih says.

Chase McFly28-12-2020
Cester finds a note Benelux dropped. Once he's finished reading it, he tells Dennih, "I'll never allow my friend to add card boxes, our grandson, that kid from Back to the Future, that rude countryball, gummy numbers, or ants like those armored ones to any roleplays created by him or descendants." It turns out these versions of Cester and Dennih are from the past.(bewerkt)

bfrit1028-12-2020
I’m still going crazy, so Gummibär decides to take a look at me

Chase McFly28-12-2020
The present versions of Cape's grandmother Dennih ends up being locked in the basement of The Majestic Pokey-Eyes by her younger self. She accidentally fires a dart at Jackie, but Benelux and Views are glad because they were losing trust in Jackie.

Mine28-12-2020
I accidentally activate a trap in the cave, and a cage falls on me. I then sing Baka Mitai.

bfrit1028-12-2020
Gummibär and Bebe Lilly sing along

Chase McFly28-12-2020
I free Foury from the cage, and we discuss our lives falling apart.

bfrit1028-12-2020
Meanwhile I seem to have settled down as I’ve fallen asleep

Chase McFly28-12-2020
Cape and Jacob run away, but Jordan catches them.

Captain Cape28-12-2020
'Do you know what a "Shesh" is?' I ask Jacob and Jordan. 'Maybe it has something to do with my memory.'

Chase McFly28-12-2020
Jordan says no, but this triggers Creepy AGAIN and he blows up the cave.

Captain Cape28-12-2020
Jacob and Jordan manage to escape from the collapsing cave, but they're a bit scared of me now.

Chase McFly28-12-2020
As Jeffy comforts Cape, Mr. HSFFT reveals to Jackie that the armored ants are his minions.(bewerkt)

Captain Cape28-12-2020
'But... but why, dad?' Jackie asks. 'Why are you making them attack my friends?'

Chase McFly28-12-2020
"Because I'm using them to reunite Team NES. They've all become lost on Iwy, so they needed a negotiator to come back together." Mr. HSFFT explains.

Views28-12-2020
Me and BFrit go back to Earth for more snacks and slushies. We land at a gas station, and get orange cream slushies and cashews.

[23:35]

The ground rumbles hard there. "What was that?" I say. "I got the slushies, let's go" BFrit replies. And we're off!

[23:35]

Back on Iwy...

Chase McFly28-12-2020
Cape makes it to the cave where Team NES is gathered. Foury is scared to see him, but Cape explains he lost his memory and doesn't remember what he did. I also mention we need to save Cape's existence, due to the past versions of his grandparents being in the present

bfrit1028-12-2020
The snacks seem to have cured my disease

Chase McFly28-12-2020
Benelux is certain that Cester wants to kill John, and Views decides to follow Jackie.

29 december 2020

Views29-12-2020
Meanwhile on Earth, the rumbling gets intolerable.

[03:08]

Like Eon said, Iwy had gotten too massive. And weighed down Earth's orbit.

Chase McFly29-12-2020
The armored ants come to the woods and find a decoy Benelux. One of the ants eats the decoy, but then dies from it. His brothers are devastated. They bury him in a grave, which reveals his name is "Four-Eyes".

Views29-12-2020
crrk crrk crack CRACK!

[03:09]

The Earth shatters into 16 pieces.

Chase McFly29-12-2020
While Earth is shattering, me, Foury, and Cape decide to do some dancing and take our mind with things. We're pretty shocked to see Earth breaking though, so Foury decides she'll tell Jerry everything.

Views29-12-2020
Everyone on Earth is in panic.

[03:11]

Me and BFrit try to devise a plan to put it back together.

Chase McFly29-12-2020
Then, Mr. HSFFT corners Views and BFrit. He explains he sent Jackie to ensure Iwy doesn't explode due to our presence, but unfortunately didn't account for Earth.

Views29-12-2020
"Iwy's not going to break." I say. "It became more massive than Earth, dominating it's orbit which is why Earth exploded." I say. "Didn't you pay attention in physics class?" BFrit adds.

Chase McFly29-12-2020
"No, I was concerned because of you guys not being natives here," Mr. HSFFT says. "But if you assassinate my Squadron of Planetary Hoppers, I'll bring Earth back. So how do you like them apples?"

Views29-12-2020
"Yeah, let's do it" I say. "TANGERINES ARE BETTER THAN APPLES!" Happa yells from inside me.

bfrit1029-12-2020
I run off to go listen to Gummibar

Views29-12-2020
Chase looks at his reflection on the ice and sees he has been redesigned this part.(bewerkt)

[05:07]

[05:07]

This is what he looks like now

bfrit1029-12-2020
Gummibär is blowing bubbles which gives me the idea to ask him to sing Bubble Up

Views29-12-2020
Gummibär now considers BFrit a friend and shares his Nuki with him

Chase McFly29-12-2020
Benelux and Cape are intrigued that Past Cester invited us to dinner, but the rest of us think it's a trap.(bewerkt)

Views29-12-2020
Suddenly, an escape pod from Earth lands on Iwy. It contains Michael Rosen, Meg Griffin, Rog Stockburger, and Cakie. "Join my dinner party" Past Cester says. "The more the merrier!" he continues.

Chase McFly29-12-2020
I try to abandon my cult, but they don’t let me. Instead, I ask them to help me rebuild one piece of the Earth.

Captain Cape29-12-2020
While the Cult of McFly uses my spaceship to rebuild a piece of Earth, I go to Past Cester's dinner with Benelux, Michael Rosen, Meg, Rog and Cakie. 'After all, he's my grandpa,' I say when the others ask me why I'm going. 'What could possibly go wrong?'

Chase McFly29-12-2020
Foury tells Jerry everything, but this makes him not trust her more.

Captain Cape29-12-2020
'Oh, come on! Why don't you trust me anymore?' Foury asks. 'It's not as if I'm a spy or anything.'

Chase McFly29-12-2020
As they play a game, Mr. HSFFT asks Jackie why she likes Benelux.

bfrit1029-12-2020
I walk up to the scene with Mr HSFFT and Jackie and see what’s going on

Chase McFly29-12-2020
Jalapeño breaks up with me, so Weirdtalon and I argue. Then Views shouts something about being jello, and I start to suspect he’s possessed.

bfrit1029-12-2020
I start to suspect this too and I ask what’s happening

Chase McFly29-12-2020
Mr. HSFFT mistakes BFrit for an armored ant. "Good job killing the countryball. That is why you came back, right?"(bewerkt)

bfrit1029-12-2020
“I beg your pardon, sir?” I say in confusion

Captain Cape29-12-2020
'Hey, where did your armor go? Did you lose it during the fight?' Mr. HSFT asks.

Chase McFly29-12-2020
Meanwhile, me, Cape, Weirdtalon, Foury, Benelux, and Views have arrived at Cester's dinner. He asks who we are.(bewerkt)

Captain Cape29-12-2020
'I'm your grandson Cape,' I say. 'Did I mention that I almost ended the world, but everyone here saved me?'

Chase McFly29-12-2020
"That's impossible, Dennih's and my son isn't even born yet," Cester days. "Oh yes, this is the future. You guys superheroes or something? Show me what you got."

Captain Cape29-12-2020
'My only powers are shooting ice cream and going completely crazy,' I reply.

Chase McFly29-12-2020
Benelux says Earth shattered and we need to rebuild it, but Cester scoffs at that.

bfrit1029-12-2020
Meanwhile Mr HSFFT found out that I’m not actually one of his minions and is now chasing me angrily

Chase McFly29-12-2020
Cester provides Views with an early prototype Earth Rebuilder Ray, as he thinks Views' being a card box is interesting.

bfrit1029-12-2020
I managed to escape from Mr HSFFT and I find you guys. “What’s up?” I ask

Chase McFly29-12-2020
"What's up? Get out of here, all of you." Cester says. "And have a good night!" But when we return to our apartment on Iwy, we find it wrecked and a message reading, "We have our eyes on you-The Armored Ants".(bewerkt)

bfrit1029-12-2020
I get scared and hide under a chair

Captain Cape29-12-2020
'Okay, all of this is getting really weird,' I say. 'Why did Cester tell us to get out?'

bfrit1029-12-2020
“Beats me,” I say as I look for something to eat

Chase McFly29-12-2020
Jacob decides to help Cape rebuild a portion of Earth.

bfrit1029-12-2020
I volunteer to help too(bewerkt)

Chase McFly29-12-2020
Meanwhile, I travel to another planet looking for supplies to rebuild Earth with. I then find it's home to Mr. HSFFT's Planetary Hoppers, but accidentally start shooting icicles from my hands, an effect of being on Iwy. The icicles start killing people to my horror. I then capture the head of the Planetary Hoppers, who turns out to be none other than...

bfrit1029-12-2020
Carrie the Crab

Chase McFly29-12-2020
Meanwhile, Views tries to get Happa out of him, even attempting griffin riding.

bfrit1029-12-2020
I invite Skeeter and Joey to come with us to rebuild the portion of Earth

Chase McFly29-12-2020
Jordan decides to talk with Cape about his feelings for Jacob.

Captain Cape29-12-2020
'I'm not really sure what to think of an alien being in love with my sister. No offense, though,' Jordan says.(bewerkt)

Chase McFly29-12-2020
(Sister, actually) Jerry reveals to Foury that the Iwy tribes may soon make peace with each other.

Captain Cape29-12-2020
(Oops, fixed it) 'That's great!' Foury says when she hears this. 'Why did they even start fighting in the first place?'

Chase McFly29-12-2020
"Because they're more humanoid than the others. Weirdly," Jerry replies. Meanwhile, Mr. HSFFT gives me 90 minutes to rebuild Earth, but I say that's impossible.(bewerkt)

Captain Cape29-12-2020
'Well, everything's possible if you work hard enough,' Mr. HSFT says. 'Your 90 minutes begin... now!'

bfrit1029-12-2020
Me and my friends try our best to rebuild Earth

Chase McFly29-12-2020
Mr. HSFFT then finds several of his Planetary Hoppers are dead. He takes control of them again.

Captain Cape29-12-2020
The Planetary Hoppers move to another planet to recruit more members. This planet is...

Views29-12-2020
Jupiter! Meanwhile... : Ha! You thought you could get rid of me! I'm too sticky! : Well, won't you want to come out eventually? : Yeah, when we leave Iwy! Meanwhile on Jupiter...

Chase McFly29-12-2020
The members of the group discuss Jackie, and how they think she's gonna betray them, as she seems to have fallen for Benelux instead of her original mission of hunting me down.

Views29-12-2020
Gummibär arrives on Jupiter. "Don't be too loud" says New recruit #3. Gummibär ignores this and blasts his Touch Me song which attracts the attention of...(bewerkt)

bfrit1029-12-2020
Shadow the Ant

Views29-12-2020
To drown it out, Shadow sings Step on Me

bfrit1029-12-2020
It’s more popular than Gummibär surprisingly

Views29-12-2020
Gummibär gets mad because he wants to be the center of attention, and stomps on Shadow. Skeeter: gasp What wazzz that for? I'm going to show you how it feels to be hurt! Skeeter sucks Gummibär with his sucker Skeeter: Mmm! Zzztrawberriezz! Gummibär: Ow! I didn't mean to! I'm sorry! Can we bring Shadow back to life?

bfrit1029-12-2020
Shadow comes back and says “Ha, that wasn’t actually me! That was a decoy!”

Chase McFly29-12-2020
A card box-shaped Sfounie named Jith, from the Cult of McFly, has fallen in love with Views. But unfortunately Happa has control of Views' body currently.

Views29-12-2020
Luckily, Happa falls asleep again as Jith tries to kiss me with her pores.

[23:57]

I take back control of my body and run as far as I can, accidentally stumbling into a rocket that takes me to Jupiter.

30 december 2020

Chase McFly30-12-2020
Jordan is tired of having Cape around and drops him off in a field of Ice Griffins, which are a rare animal species on Iwy and much meaner than their counterparts.

bfrit1030-12-2020
Gummibär apologizes to Shadow and they become friends

Views30-12-2020
Meanwhile, the plan to put the Earth back together is...(bewerkt)

Chase McFly30-12-2020
we find a bunch of icy land and use the Matter Generator to turn it into suitable terrain or melt it into water. I've already made much of the land and water to use, but Foury worries my calculations could be off. We only have 42 minutes left.

bfrit1030-12-2020
Me Skeeter and Joey are just trying our best to build our part of Earth

Views30-12-2020
We start with the smallest chunk of Earth. A piece that contains California, most of Nevada, most of Arizona, and a tiny bit of the pacific ocean.

Mine30-12-2020
I find a chunk that contains all of Texas and the northern parts of Mexico.

Views30-12-2020
Gummibar finds a chunk that has New Mexico and Colorado. We put together the three pieces. (3/16)

[10:44]

Suddenly, oh god no... The BFDI Fandom shows up! "WHERE'S YOYLELAND?" they say, looking for a chunk. However, since they are stupid and it is obviously not real they go insane, and destroy a chunk of the Earth that contains countries like Romania and Hungary. Loser also shows up. "LOSER!!!" they all scream. Loser recruits the BFDI Fandom onto his team, Team Losers (which still hasn't disbanded) Meanwhile on Jupiter...

Mine30-12-2020
A chunk containing Australia and New Zealand is found.

Views30-12-2020
Meanwhile, Happa regains control of my body. : Hey! Where even are we? Jupiter? Where's Jith? I want you to kiss her. : I'm not doing that, I told you not to be stupid with my body! : Your body? You mean my giant card box. Yeah, you're not even a person. I'm in control! Out of nowhere, a rocket containing Eon lands on Jupiter. : Oh my god, I finally found you guys. Are they re-assembling Earth like I heard? : Yeah, I hope Chase is doing a good job. : Hey Eon! Climb inside Views! Let's clowncar him! : I'm not going to hurt my bro like that. No ma'am. : Betises. Back with Chase and the rest of the Earth re-assemblers...

Captain Cape30-12-2020
They have found another piece with the Gulf of Mexico, Cuba, and some of the Atlantic Ocean.

Views30-12-2020
Chase puts the piece together with the Texas piece.

Mine30-12-2020
Then Pillow, who was on Jupiter at the time, decides to help us and uses her teleporting skills to teleport the Australia and New Zealand piece on Iwy.

Chase McFly30-12-2020
I try to get Cape to leave his new family behind, and I reveal the portal back to Earth opens in half an hour. Mr. HSFFT also makes Jackie his head of security.

Captain Cape30-12-2020
I'm trying to befriend the ice griffins, but my attempts are not very successful and the griffins are getting very annoyed now.

Chase McFly30-12-2020
Creepy then gets mad at me, and blasts me with ice cream. Meanwhile, Happa decides to return to Iwy, and tells Benelux about being in Views' body.(bewerkt)

Captain Cape30-12-2020
'It's a bit weird to be in my stepson's body, but also fun!' Happa says.

Chase McFly30-12-2020
Benelux ignores Happa and tries to work with Jackie to rebuild another portion of Earth, but she then knocks him out.

Captain Cape30-12-2020
Most other people haven't noticed this and continue to rebuild Earth.

Chase McFly30-12-2020
Foury tries to bring Jerry to Earth, but he refuses after the other two armored ants storm their house, as Foury managed to get one to kill the other.

Captain Cape30-12-2020
I end up leaving the ice griffins behind and bringing Jeffy and Jacob to where the others are. However, I'm arrested for being a Pokey-Eye.

Chase McFly30-12-2020
Bneelux joins the planetary hoppers

Mine30-12-2020
I take a close look at the remaining Earth chunks, and see that the largest one, which contains most of Europe and Africa, has Sicily missing on it.

Chase McFly30-12-2020
But then the portal back to Earth vanishes, which causes some of our chunks of Earth to explode. The 90-minute timeslot is up, so we may need a new method.

Captain Cape30-12-2020
'It's okay, we can perfectly repair Earth without the destroyed chunks!' one of the Cult of McFly members says. 'Right? I mean, it's not as if we really need this ocean here...'

Chase McFly30-12-2020
Meanwhile, Officer Jicecube looks over Cape. "Your name is Caporian? That's a town on Sudlivarg, which has become our main rival despite this planet not existing less then two weeks ago. We hate Meardans bitterly. Say your whole name, please. And why is that all you can remember?"

Captain Cape30-12-2020
'Do I really have to say my full name?' I ask. 'Yes, you do,' Officer Jicecube replies. 'Okay then... I'm Captain Caporian 'Cape' Vuhrars Ol'ath Hovo Crek Driviex Zak'aik Kragils.'

Chase McFly30-12-2020
"The Sfounie woman and her son who you kidnapped are back home where they belong, but we have to subject you to a series of tests," Officer Jicecube adds.

Captain Cape30-12-2020
'What kind of tests?' I ask. 'Like, the kind of tests you get at school, or the kind of tests that mad scientists do?'

Chase McFly30-12-2020
Since Foury, Benelux, and Cape didn't show up, Views goes to check on Foury. I tell BFrit I'm worried we've sealed our fates.

Captain Cape30-12-2020
'Well, we can at least try repairing Earth,' BFrit says. 'There must be a way!'

Chase McFly30-12-2020
Jerry (whose full name is Jerry Icember) thinks that Foury actually killed Brightie, the armored ant who came to her house and nearly killed Views.

bfrit1030-12-2020
I continue to repair Earth and Gummibär is singing as I do so

Chase McFly30-12-2020
Mr. HSFFT allows Benelux to join the Planetary Hoppers, but he must follow strict guidelines.

Views30-12-2020
Gummibär tells Mr. HSFFT that they should recruit Beanelux because he "looks funny" and would "probably be a good helper"

Chase McFly30-12-2020
The past version of Dennih heads back to her original time, so the present one reappears. However, she accidentally leaves Cester behind in 2020.

Views30-12-2020
"What year is it" BFrit asks

bfrit1030-12-2020
Meanwhile Joey and Skeeter are taking a break from repairing Earth and singing

Views30-12-2020
"You're not being helpful at all you two!" Benelux says. "I'll roll over you if you don't stop this at once!" he continues.

Chase McFly30-12-2020
Weirdtalon suggests we can time-travel. But I reject that idea. Then, Cester says his icy version of me can rebuild entire planets.

Views31-12-2020
"Am I being replaced?" Chase says.

[00:24]

"Hey, it could be worse. I heard a rumor that our RLCs are stuck in a pandemic!" I say.

Chase McFly31-12-2020
BFrit and I find Icy Chase at a bar, but he seems pretty friendly. He just doesn't feel like rebuilding planets at the moment.

Views31-12-2020
But Gummibär does

Chase McFly31-12-2020
Cape is still being tortured by the police, reliving his worst memories. They really hate Meardans, but these specific officers have never seen one.

Views31-12-2020
Gummibär reassembles half the Earth for us

KKirby31-12-2020
He was just about to recreate the other half, however, suddenly...

Chase McFly31-12-2020
Benelux and Jackie accidentally knock him out as they travel to Benelux’s planetary hopper orientation.(bewerkt)

Captain Cape31-12-2020
Meanwhile, Weirdtalon (who is helping with repairing Earth) wonders where I am and if I can help with the rebuilding. He starts looking for me.

Chase McFly31-12-2020
I try to get Icy Chase to accept my calculations for rebuilding Earth, but he rejects them.

Captain Cape31-12-2020
'Why do people ask me to rebuild their planets all the time?' Icy Chase sighs. 'It's not fun at all!'

Chase McFly31-12-2020
As a planetary hopper, Benelux is granted access to future planetary events. He sees that Creepy Cape will explode on Iwy, sending ice cream everywhere and making John declare war on Sudlivarg.

Captain Cape31-12-2020
This worries Benelux, and he decides to tell us about the future.

Chase McFly31-12-2020
Icy Chase then starts to think he's the real me, and I'm an impostor. He starts to take on some of my memories, such as realizing we have to stop Cape from destroying Iwy like he almost did to Earth.

Captain Cape31-12-2020
'We have to protect Iwy from that Pokey-Eye,' Icy Chase says. 'But how?'

Chase McFly31-12-2020
Foury and Jerry are the most shocked by Benelux's reveal of a massive war, with Jerry confused on how he was able to see the future. Benelux, Views, and Foury then see Weirdtalon, who says Cape's at the police station. They decide to go there and grab him, but Creepy has aready begun manifesting.

Captain Cape31-12-2020
'I don't think Cape is alright,' Weirdtalon says, even though this is quite obvious.

Chase McFly31-12-2020
As Cape relives his worst memories while Creepy manifests, Jeffy does too, since Cape filled Jeffy with his own DNA, causing Creepy Jeffy to emerge. Creepy Jeffy keeps saying Cape's name over and over again, which scares Jacob and Jordan.

Captain Cape31-12-2020
'Hello there, Creepy Jeffy,' Creepy Cape says. 'Shall we kill people and destroy worlds together?'

Chase McFly31-12-2020
To Creepy cape's disappointment, "Cape!" is all Creepy Jeffy can say currently. Jacob and Jordan get into conflict over what to do with him. Cape's ice cream powers knock out Foury, Views, and Benelux. However, Happa is unaffected due to being inside Views. Unbeknownst to Weirdtalon, his ice cream immunity also gives him possession powers.(bewerkt)

Captain Cape31-12-2020
'Hey, Cape, stop doing that,' Weirdtalon says, in an attempt to stop me from harming more people. 'Remember me? I'm Weirdtalon, your old pal!'

Chase McFly31-12-2020
BFrit tries to convince Icy Chase he isn't the real me, I am, though I might kill John if necessary.

Captain Cape31-12-2020
'I guess you've got a point,' Icy Chase says. 'But I'm the only McFly made out of ice, right?'

Chase McFly31-12-2020
Mr. HSFFT reveals to Jackie he's glad Benelux checked out future events, since it was a step to get her to kill him.

Captain Cape31-12-2020
'But I don't want to kill Benelux, why would I?' Jackie says.

Chase McFly31-12-2020
As Weirdtalon tests his ability to possess people on his own, he goes inside Cape's body, and sees him locked inside of his own mind.(bewerkt)

Mine31-12-2020
I am then arrested for holding a teapot, even though it was empty.

Captain Cape31-12-2020
There's also Creepy being at the control panel of my mind (which is literally just a control panel), and Orderly and Chaotic arguing over who should stop Creepy. I'm desperately trying to get them to stop. Orderly: 'I should be in charge!' Chaotic: 'No, you're just going to make everything boring, I should be in charge!' Orderly: 'You're only going to make things worse!' Creepy: 'Oh, I don't think any of you can stop me.' Me: 'Stop it! I'm the real Cape, just give me control over myself before I go completely crazy!' Orderly and Chaotic then start fighting, while Creepy continues to control me and I'm trying to find a way to stop them. I then notice Weirdtalon, and start to thinking that I'm going crazy.

Chase McFly31-12-2020
Weirdtalon explains he doesn't want to hurt Cape, and want him to overcome his personalities and recover who he really is, since he has people who care about him.(bewerkt)

Captain Cape31-12-2020
'Well, I'm already trying, but they...' I point at Orderly and Chaotic, '... are NOT helping! Tell them to stop fighting each other!'

Chase McFly31-12-2020
Weirdtalon says that fighting is bad, which then stops. He then coughs and tells Cape he'll be going on vacation for a while.(bewerkt)

Captain Cape31-12-2020
'Okay then,' I say. 'Just wondering, where are you going?' 'Maybe he's going to visit a museum, or a library, or some other very orderly place!' Orderly says. 'Or a place that's so chaotic that Orderly over here would run away in fear!' Chaotic says.

Chase McFly31-12-2020
As Jackie rushes to save Benelux, I stop Icy Chase from murdering John, however, this gets us into conflict.

Captain Cape31-12-2020
'But you wanted to kill John, according to your ant friend! Why are you stopping me?' Icy Chase says.

Chase McFly31-12-2020
Meanwhile, Jacob and Jordan have an argument while Creepy Jeffy is present.

Captain Cape31-12-2020
'He's making me feel a bit uncomfortable,' Jordan says. 'Cape! Cape!' Creepy Jeffy shouts while brandishing a knife menacingly.

Chase McFly31-12-2020
The knife stabs Jordan. Meanwhile, Mr. HSFFT is still trying to convince Jackie we're the bad ones and he's the good one.

Captain Cape31-12-2020
'I have a challenge for you, dad,' Jackie says. 'Give me three reasons why the visitors from Earth are bad and why you're good.'

Chase McFly31-12-2020
"One, they're not made of ice. Two, they destroyed their home planet, which definitely wasn't caused by our planet's heaviness affecting their gravitational pull, and three, one of them is definitely a mentally deranged spy from Sudlivarg. I'm much better than that, I want the planet to survive," Mr. HSFFT says.(bewerkt)

Captain Cape31-12-2020
'How do you know he's a spy from Sudlivarg?' Jackie asks. 'Well, I'm not entirely sure about that, but he's definitely mentally deranged,' Mr. HSFT replies. 'I guess you've got a point.'

Chase McFly31-12-2020
Gummibar finally finishes rebuilding Earth, but The Majestic Pokey-Eyes have created an ice barrier making it inaccessible unless we use a temporary one-person portal, which ends up being used by Icy Chase and then self-destructing in front of me and BFrit.(bewerkt)

Captain Cape31-12-2020
Meanwhile, in my mind, I convince Chaotic and Orderly to team up in order to defeat Creepy. 'But then give me control, right?' I say. 'Sure, sure,' they say, although they sound a bit disappointed.

Chase McFly31-12-2020
Back to normal after overpowering Creepy, Cape wakes up. However, as he exits the station, he sees John getting shot while he drives his Icemobile down the street, and Benelux wrestling some random ice Pokey-Eye, mistaking him for Cester.(bewerkt)

Captain Cape31-12-2020
'Great, it's just as chaotic outside of my mind!' I say, somewhat annoyed. I try to stop the fight between Benelux and the ice Pokey-Eye.

Chase McFly31-12-2020
The real Cester learns of John’s death and decides to kill the Majestic Pokey-Eyes one by one before returning to his own time.

Captain Cape31-12-2020
One of the Majestic Pokey-Eyes isn't a Pokey-Eye (or majestic) at all: The Tickler! Cester stabs him with a sharpened icicle.

Chase McFly31-12-2020
Mr. HSFFT and Jackie head to Jacob’s house, where Creepy Jeffy is growing in power and insanity. Mr. HSFFT adds that it might actually be Jeffy who ends Iwy.

Captain Cape31-12-2020
Creepy Jeffy is now able to say two words: 'Cape' and 'revenge'.

Chase McFly31-12-2020
As we sit in our Iwy apartment, there is a news announcement on TV. The announcer says, "Although Jack Founice has been convicted, we believe he had compatriots in the murder of our president, John F. Time. Sudlivarg spy Cape Kragils killed several police officers, mental institution escapee Benelux Navarre's escapades show terrorism, B Frit resembles members of the Iwy Insect Mafia, Foury Number sat in an insect tribe restaurant, and Views Kumnet has claimed to have a tangerine jello in him. They must be holding the human, Chase McFly, hostage."(bewerkt)

Captain Cape31-12-2020
The announcement leaves all of us speechless. 'Ohhh dear,' is the first thing I can say. 'This is not good. This isn't good at all.'

Chase McFly31-12-2020
I convince Cape to go check on Jeffy before the Planetary Hoppers get him first.

Captain Cape31-12-2020
'Good idea, I hope his creepy side hasn't fully taken control of him yet,' I say. 'Where is he?'

Chase McFly31-12-2020
I realize Cape can see Jeffy in visions, so we determine he's in Jacob's garage. As the others get in, I question where Weirdtalon is.(bewerkt)

Views31-12-2020
It turns out, Weirdtalon is with Gummibär

Chase McFly31-12-2020
Jacob grabs an ice gun and points it at us as we pull up. "Why did you turn Jeffy evil, Cape?" She asks.

Captain Cape31-12-2020
'Well, if I didn't use my DNA to heal him, he'd be dead!' I say. 'And I never intended to turn him evil!'

Chase McFly31-12-2020
Cape goes to calm down Jeffy, and then I notice a car following us. It's Angery, the final armored ant. Behind him are Jackie and Mr. HSFFT.

Captain Cape31-12-2020
I find Jeffy, who says 'Cape! Revenge! Cape!' and throws a knife at me. I manage to dodge it.

Chase McFly31-12-2020
Mr. HSFFT reveals that with the directors of the Planetary Hoppers all dead and us probably about to destroy Iwy, he would like us out of the picture, and would like his whole army to do the honors.

Captain Cape31-12-2020
Jeffy throws another knife at me, but it hits Angery's car. This causes Angery to become even angrier.

Chase McFly31-12-2020
Cape calms down Jeffy, but both go flying due to planetary hopper weapons. Benelux bounces to dodge the weapons.

Views31-12-2020
One of the planetary hoppers shoots Benelux.

[22:42]

Benelux deflates like crazy like a balloon, hitting the planetary hopper in the face

Chase McFly31-12-2020
Cape tries to kill some of the planetary hoppers, but Jackie fights back with her ice cream powers, as she somehow has all NES God powers.

Views31-12-2020
The planetary hopper that shot and got hit by Benelux's nose starts bleeding. They use the blood coming from their nose to...

Chase McFly31-12-2020
Contaminate Foury's tea, which causes her to choke and fall unconscious. We end up scattered all over the place, and when I wake up, I'm covered in dirt and BFrit is tied up.

Views31-12-2020
The place Chase and BFrit are in is a dirty prison in Saudi Arabia.

Chase McFly31-12-2020
Jackie put us there with her teleportation powers. I realize she's powerful enough to become a permanent NES character. However, she angrily transports back with us when Mr. HSFFT texts her to say he's gonna replace her with Jeffy.

Views31-12-2020
"WAH AYE AYE AYE AYE AW UH!" Jackie cries.

Views31-12-2020
Then Chase notices this weird guy with dirt in a glass orb in the cell with him

[23:40]

bfrit1031-12-2020
The guy’s name is Tyrone and he starts to sing the gummy bear song for absolutely no reason

Views31-12-2020
A guard yells at him. It's revealed his full name is Tyrant Omar Neddy Beddy

[23:46]

And Tyrone is a nickname

Chase McFly31-12-2020
But the cell ends up being back on Iwy, because Jackie transported us back. While Jacob tries to protect Jeffy, Benelux has a head injury and begins to hallucinate the orb of dirt as Luxovo. He tries to grab "Luxovo", until Jackie reminds him that she died.

Views31-12-2020
Benelux hugs and kisses the orb of dirt.

[23:54]

"You know there's some squirrel turd in there..." Tyrant Omar Neddy Beddy says(bewerkt)

Chase McFly31-12-2020
This makes Benelux disgusted, so he backs away and tells Jackie that Hoh Sus killed her parents and Mr. HSFFT was just using her, but now NES can be her family.

Views31-12-2020
Jackie accepts what Benelux tells her, and decides NES is her family.(bewerkt)

[23:58]

She, quite literally, changes her last name to Never Ending Story

1 januari 2021

Chase McFly01-01-2021
Suddenly, everyone gets shot by Angery. I rewind time so that doesn't happen. This time, BFrit pretends to be Angery's brother Brightie and convinces him that we're the good guys.(bewerkt)

Phantisimo01-01-2021
I take out my time squid and hold onto her, so I don't go back in time with the other people, and walk over to the coffee shop for a machiato.

Chase McFly01-01-2021
Angery explains to Fetta Phantom that he's male after joining him for coffee. Meanwhile, Jerry sees Foury left him a note saying goodbye and Jalopeno joins the new Iwy military.

Views01-01-2021
Jalapeño had left Foury a bubble gum lollipop on the note

Chase McFly01-01-2021
Mr. HSFFT explodes, allowing us to save Jeffy and Jacob. Jacob reveals they're moving to Mars, so we say goodbye.

Views01-01-2021
THE END

Chase McFly01-01-2021
Koopsers: Shut the hell up, besides, we aren't doing that, you dummy

Views01-01-2021
Views: But isn't it time?

Chase McFly01-01-2021
Gummibar: One more thing.

[00:34]

(Gummibar takes over the Planetary Hoppers and teleports us back to Earth)

[00:35]

Back on Earth, Nssaisas approaches Cape

[00:35]

"Cape, they released a viral video of us rapping on YouTube! We're famous!"

[00:35]

(Now, onto #part-10-nestube )

Mine01-01-2021
FILLER NITE

Views01-01-2021
"It's actually Filler Night." I say. "Correcting grammar? I approve!" Benelux replies.