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The story is long, don't skip to the end, 'cause there never will be!

In this part, after some characters (including Patrick Star, which is why SpongeBob is the one who comes to tell us and bring us on the journey) from three cartoons are murdered, we set on a quest to find this mysterious killer and recruit a lot of characters along the way.

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12:45, 24 August 2020 SirBenelux

(can't wait for this one) 14:07, 24 August 2020 Chase McFly Start!

"A cup? That makes me think of The Cuppar. But why would a Cuppar member do this?" I ask, puzzled. "And this ominous note says "Find the others." 15:11, 5 September 2020 SirBenelux

I then use my book of spells to cure SpongeBob.

"Thank you!" he says. Edited by SirBenelux    15:26, 5 September 2020 Chase McFly SpongeBob explains that Patrick was fine the other day, but when he came to check on him this morning, this is what he found. He asks us some cartoon worlds we could check in to recruit people to our cause. 15:28, 5 September 2020 This reply has been removed BalloonyFan6789

I see Patrick's corpse.

"Woah, what happened to Patrick? Why would anyone kill him? And in such a brutal way?" 15:44, 5 September 2020 Chase McFly "I think it's somebody with a grudge against cartoons in general. Because look," SpongeBob shows a map of all the cartoon locations that exist in the NES universe. "There are two other red beeping markers on this map. And this cup is a sign of Cuppar involvement, I'm sure." 15:47, 5 September 2020 SirBenelux

"He was murdered." I explain. "I don't know who would kill him. All we know is that the killer left a cup and this note saying 'Find the others.'" Edited by SirBenelux    15:49, 5 September 2020 Chase McFly "Let's start small. Your show was made by Stephen Hillenburg..." I start saying.

"I miss Stephen Hillenburg," SpongeBob adds. "Hey, what is that giant hairy sea bird?"

"I'm no giant hairy seabird, I am Witherwings!" Witherwings exclaims.

'Welcome back, Witherwings," Weirdtalon says. "Do you have mousecake?"

"Anyways," I interrupt. "He also made Rocko's Modern Life. Maybe we can check there." 15:52, 5 September 2020 SirBenelux

"Wrong. Rocko's Modern Life was actually made by Joe Murray." I say. "Hillenburg only helped in the making." 15:57, 5 September 2020 Chase McFly "This is why nobody likes you," Weirdtalon says to Benelux. "So, let's head over there." We quickly jump in SpongeBob's red VW Beetle, which can somehow fit us all. "Uh, you know how to get this thing..." I ask as SpongeBob points the car up. He then starts zooming. "...Get this thing to land?" 16:00, 5 September 2020 SirBenelux

I then call Weirdtalon a hypocrite. Anyways, SpongeBob turns his Beetle into an airplane, complete with a mobile Krusty Krab.

"Wow, SpongeBob, " I say. "This is impressive. " SpongeBob then blushes. 16:04, 5 September 2020 CaptainCape

'So anyways, do you know anyone who has something against Stephen Hillenburg?' I ask as I get a Krabby Patty from the mobile Krusty Krab. 16:12, 5 September 2020 This reply has been removed SirBenelux

"And Joe Murray, possibly?" I add.

"Meow." Gary says. SpongeBob brought Gary on this trip to keep him company.

"Rivals?" SpongeBob says. "Well, from what I remember,  Mr. Krabs and Plankton were always long-time rivals. I guess the same thing happens with animation companies." Edited by SirBenelux    16:19, 5 September 2020 Chase McFly "My first guest would be Brian Robbins," I say. "But I don't think he's in the Cuppar." We begin flying through the skies.

"I like letting somebody else do the flying," Weirdtalon smiles.

"You got it, bro," Witherwings tells him. The two of them then see a Squidward animatronic at a cash register.

"Hey, SpongeBob, how did you make that animatronic?" Witherwings asks. "Maybe we can make them to throw the killer off his trail." 16:21, 5 September 2020 SirBenelux

"No." SpongeBob disagrees.

"Then what is--" Weirdtalon says.

"Welcome to the Krusty Krab. May I take your order, nitwits?" Squidward says, as it is revealed to be the real Squidward. He will be helping us on this quest. Edited by SirBenelux    16:26, 5 September 2020 This reply has been removed Chase McFly Squidward explains that he was pretending to be an animatronic because he hates SpongeBob, but wanted to help him, so he made him think he built a robot. SpongeBob, meanwhile, has his own ideas for how they will trick the killer. Eventually, we end up over O-Town. Weirdtalon then throws some mouse cake at Witherwings, which causes us to plummet. 17:11, 5 September 2020 SirBenelux

This is because we're out of fuel. We then look around O-Town, home to Rocko's Modern Life's title character, Rocko. Edited by Chase McFly    17:44, 5 September 2020 CaptainCape

'Hey Witherwings, do you know where Rocko lives?' I ask.

'Sorry, I can't hear you, Weirdtalon is chewing on his mousecake too loudly,' he replies.

'I didn't know griffins could chew,' I realize. 19:09, 5 September 2020 Chase McFly "They borrowed my teeth," Klirork jokes. I realize he's been walking around O-Town, and add him to my list of potential supects. "And sure, I know where Rocko lives. In that house over there," 19:11, 5 September 2020 CaptainCape Cat tooth glue

Cat Tooth Glue™ 'Wait a second...' I say. 'Klirork, do you have dentures?'

'No, cat teeth are removable,' he explains. 'And I can put them back in with some Cat Tooth Glue™!' 19:31, 5 September 2020 Chase McFly "I happen to be quite an expert on cats," Rocko says, walking up to us. "Did you know some of them speak? I bet my brother already told you that. And my dog Spunky just got killed. Not sure who did it, but a cat might be a good replacement. Left behind this mug that says "Don't find the others." Edited by Chase McFly    19:36, 5 September 2020 SirBenelux

"The killer strikes again," I say. "He's killed both Patrick and Spunky." 19:40, 5 September 2020 Chase McFly "Sorry about Patrick," Rocko says to SpongeBob.

"It's okay, I will get him back," SpongeBob replies. "But we'll need extra power to stop whatever this force is. Let's see, our next alert is from Danville, the home of Phineas and Ferb." 19:42, 5 September 2020 CaptainCape

'And let me guess, this is another one of those rapid-aging mugs?' I say. 19:42, 5 September 2020 Chase McFly "Only one way to find out," Squidward says, taking the mug. It also ages him rapidly, before he explodes.

"Oh no, that didn't happen to me." Cereal Bowl says. "Maybe because I'm live action? So it only aged me?" 19:45, 5 September 2020 This reply has been removed CaptainCape

'Maybe. I don't know how these aging mugs work,' I say. 'Anyways, what happened to Rocko's other dog, Scanki?' Edited by CaptainCape    19:53, 5 September 2020 Chase McFly "I gave him back to his original owners. Did you know he is a long-lost brother of Scooby-Doo?" Rocko asks as we climb back into the plane. 19:54, 5 September 2020 SirBenelux

"I have a few newbies in store..." SpongeBob says. "I've installed a movie theater, a bowling alley, a swimming pool, well, anything you can think of! I also added some defense mechanisms and weapons. Oh, and did I mention that my car is a convertible?" Edited by SirBenelux    19:59, 5 September 2020 CaptainCape

'Looks great!' I say.

'Yeah, I think so too,' Weirdtalon says. 'Especially since it's got a mousecake cannon now! Enemies will never expect pieces of mousecake hitting them at 200 km/h!' 20:02, 5 September 2020 SirBenelux

We then recruit Rocko.

"Thanks, mates!" Rocko says. "Wow, I've never seen a plane like this before!" he says, as he looks around.

"I know, I'm such a genius." SpongeBob says. 20:04, 5 September 2020 Chase McFly We plot a course for Danville.

"How did you even acquire Scooby Doo's brother?" I ask Rocko.

"Heffer and I got lost on vacation once," Rocko replies.

"Ah, I see," I say, as SpongeBob continues to fly. 20:11, 5 September 2020 SirBenelux

In the sky, I see 100.35.58.135B on a hang glider. He tries to make a comment about Harry Potter, but SpongeBob speeds away, thinking it's just some stranger. 20:19, 5 September 2020 BalloonyFan6789

"Hey, why don't we recruit Yakko and Wakko? You know who they are, right?" I ask SpongeBob. Edited by BalloonyFan6789    09:35, 6 September 2020 SirBenelux

"No." SpongeBob says. "We are currently heading for Danville, it's the last distress signal and it's coming from there." Edited by SirBenelux    09:40, 6 September 2020 CaptainCape

We finally arrive in Danville. 'Sad that we didn't get to use the mousecake gun,' Weirdtalon sighs. 09:51, 6 September 2020 Chase McFly "Okay, the signal is coming from near Doofenshmirtz Incorporated," I say. "You can't miss it, it's a tall building. I think he deleted the word "evil" from the sign." 11:58, 6 September 2020 CaptainCape

'I can imagine having "evil" in your company's name isn't good for business,' I remark as we go to Doofenshmirtz Incorporated. 12:01, 6 September 2020 Chase McFly Then, we see Phineas Flynn looking dejected, and walk over to him.

"My stepbrother Ferb was killed. The killer left this coffee cup and note behind," Phineas says. 12:16, 6 September 2020 CaptainCape

'Don't touch that cup!' I yell. 'One of those made Squidward Tentacles from Bikini Bottom explode!' 12:31, 6 September 2020 Chase McFly “Oh, that’s pretty bad,” Phineas says. “Should I call my friends or something? I assume you guys are having some problems.” 12:38, 6 September 2020 SirBenelux

"No! They might be dead too!" I yell. 13:04, 6 September 2020 Chase McFly "I'll call them anyway," Phineas says, and he invites over Isabella, Baljeet, Perry, and Buford. Luckily, they are alll alive, for now.

"I wonder if comic strips adapted into cartoons count," I say. 13:06, 6 September 2020 SirBenelux

"I wonder that too, but with video game characters." I say to Chase. 13:10, 6 September 2020 CaptainCape

'No idea, I don't know how this Cuppar killer works,' I say.

'The what killer?' Phineas asks. 'Why would he kill Cuppars? Are we Cuppars?' 13:15, 6 September 2020 Chase McFly "I guess the NES god can't help. The cups make it seem like the killer is from the Cuppar, a group of hooded people in an Iceland store who worship Cupism. What's the next stop?" I ask. 13:17, 6 September 2020 This reply has been removed CaptainCape

'I found this mysterious note in the car!' Weirdtalon says, holding a post-it note. It reads: 'Follow the yellows.' 13:24, 6 September 2020 Chase McFly "Yellows? Hm...the Simpsons are yellow. Maybe that's who we should recruit next," SpongeBob says. "And I think Lisa's my great-great-great-great-grandmother." 13:26, 6 September 2020 CaptainCape

'So that's why you're yellow!' I realize. 'It's because of your Simpson genes!'

We hop into the car and travel towards Springfield. The problem is that nobody knows where Springfield exactly is. 13:28, 6 September 2020 SirBenelux

"What'cha doin'?" Isabella says, as she, Buford, Baljeet and Perry arrive.

"Hey Isabella,  you're just in time." Phineas says.

We then recruit Phineas, Isabella, Buford, Baljeet and Perry. I also tell everyone that Springfield is in Oregon. Edited by SirBenelux    13:34, 6 September 2020 Chase McFly Finally, we reach Springfield, Oregon. “Does anyone know where the Simpsons live?” I ask. 13:47, 6 September 2020 CaptainCape

'They live somewhere on Evergreen Terrace,' I say. 'Right next to the Flanders.' 15:06, 6 September 2020 Chase McFly "Alright then." I say, and we head over to the Simpsons' house. I knock on the door, and Lisa answers.

"Hey, Lisa, there's a madman going around murdering cartoon characters, would you mind helping us? And your family?" I ask her. 15:09, 6 September 2020 SirBenelux

"Sure, anything." Lisa says.

"*gasp* Great 4x grandma Lisa!" SpongeBob exclaims. 15:57, 6 September 2020 Chase McFly The rest of the Simpsons come on board, and I look around for more clues. Looking into Phineas' mug, I notice an M&M. "Did an M&M do this? Or someone with the initials MM?" 16:01, 6 September 2020 SirBenelux

"I think that a Cūppar member who is an M&M is behind this." I say. 16:11, 6 September 2020 CaptainCape

'I knew someone at high school who was called Marvin 'Totallynota' Murderer,' I say. 'Maybe he's responsible for this?'

'Come on, you know Marvin wouldn't do something like this!' Weirdtalon says.

'How do you know him?'

'We were at the same high school, remember?' 16:16, 6 September 2020 Chase McFly "Griffins spend 22 years in high school, Cape, you should know this," I laugh.

"So, who's next?" SpongeBob asks. "More of my relatives? Like the Loud family?" 16:33, 6 September 2020 SirBenelux

"Yeah. To Royal Woods!" I say. 16:44, 6 September 2020 CaptainCape

We hop into the car again, but Homer doesn't fit in the seat. 'D'OH!' he yells. We end up putting him in the mobile Krusty Krab instead. 18:52, 6 September 2020 Chase McFly "Well, uh, nice to be around family," SpongeBob says to Lisa. "And nice to see you have eyes again..."

He quickly hops into the cockpit of the plane and we zoom towards Royal Woods.

"I still don't know if I count as a cartoon character, being from a video game," Sonic says. I didn't even realize he was there. 19:02, 6 September 2020 CaptainCape

'What are you doing here?' I ask.

'I'm powering the plane's engine!' Sonic replies. 'Sponge told me that I'd be the comedian. I don't think I'm a comedian yet, but hey, at least I get paid!' 19:11, 6 September 2020 Chase McFly "Also, I think you video game characters may be immune to the murderer, but not sure of all the details." SpongeBob says. Luan Loud then appears.

"What's happening?" Luan asks.

"A murderer has been targeting cartoon characters, so we're rounding them up to protect them." SpongeBob explains. "First there was Patrick-"

"No, not Patrick!" Leni screams. "He was my former roomate!"

SpongeBob looks at Leni suspiciously. "Are you guys coming or not? Bring Lincoln and anyone else." 19:17, 6 September 2020 CaptainCape

'This is literally so terrifying!' Lori says while texting her boyfriend Bobby. 'Who'd ever kill Leni's roommate?'

'That's what we're trying to find out,' I say. 19:37, 6 September 2020 Chase McFly As the Louds pile into the van, I glance at the list SpongeBob made. To my surprise, it says "For the next group, pick two of the four: Gravity Falls, Adventure Time, Family Guy, or The Fairly OddParents. Then, just warn the other three groups and ask them to tell their friends."

"I wanted us to get a bunch of characters from older cartoons too," SpongeBob says. "As there is only so much room here." I notice many cracks appear in the wall of the mobile Krusty Krab. 21:09, 6 September 2020 SirBenelux

"Forget that message." I say. "We should split up.  Chase, you go to the Adventure Time universe. Cape, The Fairly OddParents universe. Weirdtalon, Gravity Falls. Witherwings, Family Guy. SpongeBob,  you and Gary come with me to Great Lakes City, the main setting of the Casagrandes, a spin-off of the Loud House.  We'll each need vehicles. SpongeBob can drive his boat with me and Gary while Chase and Cape will be riding in Cape's Mini Cooper and the griffin brothers can fly. Our new recruits will also come with me, riding in SpongeBob's boat, which can turn into a bus."

(Please do not change this) Edited by SirBenelux    06:44, 7 September 2020 Chase McFly Cape is delighted that Benelux got him a new Mini Cooper, and immediiately drives it to Fairyland. The rest of us take our time getting off the plane and heading to our new locations. SpongeBob says he's relieved we're breaking our pattern. 11:56, 7 September 2020 KKirby KKirby

Weirdtalon is one of the first people to arrive in the universe he was assigned to and so he flies out to recruit the people of Gravity Falls. Only to find Bill Cypher terrorising the people of Gravity Falls during Weirdmageddon. Realising he accidentally got sent into a bad point to go to in the timeline. He tries to leave, however, Bill notices this and closes the portal before Weirdtalon can leave. Edited by Chase McFly    12:11, 7 September 2020 Chase McFly Bill then possesses Weirdtalon. Meanwhile, I’m in the Adventure Time Universe, looking for the Candy Kingdom. When I finally find it though, it’s empty. And then I see a hooded figure. 12:12, 7 September 2020 CaptainCape

At the same time, I arrive in The Fairly OddParents Universe. Everyone stares at me weirdly. I realize everyone thinks I'm an Anti-Fairy because I'm dark blue. 13:01, 7 September 2020 Chase McFly Then, Foop walks up to Cape and punches him. "Never really liked you anyways. What are you doing here?" 13:03, 7 September 2020 CaptainCape

'I need to catch someone who murders cartoon characters in brutal ways!' I say. 'And while I never really liked you either, I don't want you to die.' 13:15, 7 September 2020 Chase McFly "Yeah, I don't want me to die either," Foop says. "Maybe you want Cosmo, Wanda, or Timmy to help you with this. I'm an Anti-Character, I don't solve murders." 13:16, 7 September 2020 CaptainCape

'Ah, right, you cause murders instead of solving them,' I say before running off towards Dimmsdale.

'Hey, who's that?' Timmy asks when he sees me.

'Dinkleberg!' his dad yells. Edited by CaptainCape    13:23, 7 September 2020 Chase McFly Meanwhile, I see the hooded figure. It flies into the castle window and there is a scream.

"We shouldn't have split up," I realize. "More characters are being murdered..."

The hooded figure does not return. Unebknownst to me, however, it is now attacking Dimmsdale. 13:25, 7 September 2020 CaptainCape

While I try convincing Timmy's dad that I'm not Dinkleberg or any other evil neighbor, Timmy says. 'Look, there's a weird hooded figure over there. What could possibly go wrong?' 13:38, 7 September 2020 Chase McFly The hooded figure is apparent offended at being called weird. He attacks Timmy’s father and mother. Cape yells to Timmy to grab onto him and bring anyone he can, as will teleport back to the plane. 13:46, 7 September 2020 CaptainCape

I teleport back to the plane with Timmy, Cosmo, Wanda, Poof and...

'Foop?!'

'Sorry, I confused you for a fellow Anti-Fairy. Never really liked your crime-solving anyways!' Foop teleports away. 14:02, 7 September 2020 SirBenelux

Venelux arrives at the Gravity Falls Universe and erases Bill from existence, but he won't be gone for long. He then recruits Dipper and Mabel, who were resting in Piedmont, California.

Tenelux arrives at the Adventure Time Universe, and recruits Finn and Jake.

Witherwings arrives at the Family Guy universe, and recruits the Griffin family.

SpongeBob, Gary and I arrive at Great Lakes City and manage to recruit the whole Casagrande family despite it being big like the Loud family.

Then, Chase, Weirdtalon, Witherwings, Tenelux, Venelux, SpongeBob, Gary, me, and all the new recruits are teleported back to the plane. I am then surprised to see Venelux and Tenelux and welcome them to the team. Edited by SirBenelux    14:12, 7 September 2020 Chase McFly Now that we’re all united, we start discussing ways we can deal with the murderer. SpongeBob looks around his plane (which was previously a bus, before that a boat, before that a plane, and before that his car, turning it back into a VW Beetle so we don’t look anachronistic when we time-travel. Since nobody can understand the Casagrandes, we ask them to stay in the preset and keep an eye on the murderer. Bill Cipher returns to existence in Weirdtalon, but he keeps it a secret. (Do not change any of this) Edited by Chase McFly    14:43, 7 September 2020 SirBenelux

However, the Casagrandes speak English, like the Louds, but also speak a little Spanish (proven in the Loud House and its spin-off the Casagrandes). SpongeBob then suggests that we bait the killer, but 100.35.58.135B unexpectedly boards the car.

"You didn't hear my commentary about the latest Harry Potter book!" 100.35 says.

"No one cares about your commentary, dweeb." I say.

"That's it, you're going to AZKABAAAN!" 100.35 says, while being pushed out of the car. Edited by SirBenelux    14:59, 7 September 2020 CaptainCape

We still ask the Casagrandes to stay behind, as they don't fit in the car anymore. Particularly not in its VW shape. 15:01, 7 September 2020 Chase McFly Finally, we land the Volkswagen in 1970, since many important animated series have already aired by that point. SpongeBob shows us his list of old cartoons, which has"Looney Tunes, The Jetsons, The Flintstones, Scooby-Doo, and Tom and Jerry" written on it. "If you want to save any more old cartoon characters, let me know," He says. 15:06, 7 September 2020 CaptainCape

'Well, there's plenty of cartoon characters we can save, both old and modern ones,' I say. 'Bunsen is a Beast - '

'Hey, that's my best friend!' Cosmo says.

'Or maybe Mickey Mouse - '

'Hell no!' everyone else shouts.

'What about ToonMarty characters?' SpongeBob asks.

'Isn't that show just a copy of your show?' I ask.

'Yes, Marty feels like a brother to me!' SB says. 15:20, 7 September 2020 Chase McFly We decide to split up again in rounding up old cartoon characters, since we are in 1970. Weirdtalon has Bill Cipher in him, and he goes to check on the Flintstones. 15:24, 7 September 2020 CaptainCape

Weirdtalon goes to Bedrock, the city in which the Flintstones live. 'Yabba Dabba Doo!' Fred Flintstone says. 15:37, 7 September 2020 Chase McFly "You look like a good addition to the Lord's team," Bill says from inside Weirdtalon. He shoots a tranquilizer dart at Fred, taking him back to the car and locking him up in the trunk. Meanwhile... 15:39, 7 September 2020 CaptainCape

We visit Tom and Jerry.

'Stop fighting each other!' I yell. 'Someone's trying to kill all cartoon characters! And that includes both of you.' 15:55, 7 September 2020 Chase McFly Tom meows loudly and Jerry escapes into our car. We grab Tom, and SpongeBob tells us to fasten our seatbelts because our car needs to look like a flying saucer when we visit the Jetsons. 16:02, 7 September 2020 SirBenelux reply to #91

Back where the car is, Venelux is staying guard of the Casagrandes, when he notices something inside the trunk; it's Fred Flintstone! Venelux locks him out.

"What happened?" Venelux asks.

"Some saber tooth lion shot me with a tranquilizer dart and dragged me here!" Fred says.

"Wait, what do you mean by 'saber tooth lion'?" Venelux says.

"It was part lion part eagle, from what I remember." Fred says.

"Weirdtalon?" Venelux says. "But why he would do something like this? He's our friend!" Edited by SirBenelux    16:08, 7 September 2020 Chase McFly Finaly, we arrive in Orbit City. I tell George Jetson that we're recruiting cartoon characters across time and space in order to fight a mass murderer. He accepts, and brings his family along. Our next stop is Coolsville. Rocko reminisces with us on how his other dog Scunki was really Scooby-Doo's brother. 16:16, 7 September 2020 CaptainCape

'Really? I didn't know that!' I say. 'Is he famous?'

'Not really, people only remember him because he's Scooby-Doo's brother,' Rocko says.

'I know that feeling,' someone behind us says. It's my hippogriff Curlyfeather. 'People only remember me because I'm Witherwings' brother!' 16:37, 7 September 2020 Chase McFly "Curlyfeather, what are you doing here?" I ask.

"Scunki-Doo gave me a lift!" Curlyfeather says.

"Can we borrow your car?" SpongeBob wonders.

"Certainly, go ahead. Nice place you got here. What's the fuss?"

"A murderer is going around murdering cartoon characters," I explain, as a knife flies through the window and hits Bobby.

"Who wants Krabby Patties?" SpongeBob asks, not seeing this. Edited by Chase McFly    16:47, 7 September 2020 SirBenelux

"Fudge!" I say. "The murderer has killed Bobby" I then take a Krabby Patty. 16:53, 7 September 2020 Chase McFly Then, a few of us pile into Scanki's car. Rocko is delighted to see his former pet again. "It has been ages, I've really missed you! And uh, Spunky died." Edited by Chase McFly    17:31, 7 September 2020 SirBenelux

We then search around Coolsville for clues the Scooby Gang. 17:59, 7 September 2020 CaptainCape

We find the Scooby Gang near a haunted house. 'Hi brother!' Scanki says. 19:54, 7 September 2020 Chase McFly Ranki, rhat rare rou roing rere?” Scooby-Doo asks. “Rand rho rare rhe rothers?” 19:56, 7 September 2020 SirBenelux

I then cure Scooby-Doo of his inability to speak properly, reflecting the events of Be Cool, Scooby-Doo! and Scooby-Doo and Guess Who!

"What just happened?" Scooby says, confused. 07:18, 8 September 2020 CaptainCape

'Hey, it's me, your brother Scanki,' Scanki says. 'Someone's killing cartoon characters and we're trying to find out who it is. Wanna help us?' 12:45, 8 September 2020 SirBenelux

"Sounds like a mystery!" Fred says. "We would be happy to help, sir!" 12:54, 8 September 2020 Chase McFly The Mystery Gang join us in our car, and the final cartoon we recruit people from is... 13:54, 8 September 2020 SirBenelux

...Looney Tunes, as stated previously. 14:42, 8 September 2020 Chase McFly Now that we’re all together and informed of the situation, I ask everyone to reveal things about themselves. 15:54, 8 September 2020 SirBenelux

Inside of Weirdtalon's body, Weirdtalon's spirit is battling with Bill Cipher, and Weirdtalon's body is struggling to get a hold of itself. 17:03, 8 September 2020 Chase McFly Bill goes back to the present to tell his master we’ve assembled an elite team. Meanwhile, SpongeBob is reconsidering the animatronic plan. 18:36, 8 September 2020 CaptainCape

'I mean, it sounds like a good idea,' I say. 'But where are we going to get all of the animatronics?' 18:50, 9 September 2020 Chase McFly “I can make them,” Phineas says. “Even if we do use a deux ex machina and resurrect people, I’m still gonna invent stuff like I always do.” 18:58, 9 September 2020 CaptainCape

'That's great!' I say. 'I've got some inventing skills too - after all, I made the iKapa when I was six years old. Well, it would explode randomly, but still...' 19:46, 9 September 2020 SirBenelux

"I am the craftiest of the group." I say. "I made my own weapon called the Countryball Cannon 3000. It can shoot countryballs which explode, most of the time, and it even has different modes, such as shotgun mode. That kind of invention led me to winning first place in the Blackbrook, Nevada, Quinton, Wisconsin, and Jay Springs, Louisiana science fairs respectively, and my invention also won the 2020 NES City science fair in February. I can also make good countrycake. Mm, old family recipe, cause I invented it! The countrycake also won the Darmenthon, Tennessee bake-off in 1992. Enough about me." 05:14, 10 September 2020 CaptainCape

'I designed the Birthday Guns on my sixteenth birthday!' Curlyfeather says, showing Benelux a pistol. 'It can fire any kind of explosive, even if it is way larger than the gun. Don't ask how that works. There's a box with 2999 more Birthday Guns in the griffin farm.'

'Okay, enough bragging about everyone's engineering skills,' I say. 'How are we going to make the animatronics?' 10:18, 10 September 2020 Chase McFly “We just need a lot of metal,” Phineas says.

“Luckily, there is tons of metal in the Mobile Krusty Krab,” SpongeBob says. 11:35, 10 September 2020 SirBenelux

Then, an animatronic named Freddy from Five Nights at Freddy's appears. 13:29, 10 September 2020 CaptainCape

'Great, let's start building animatronics!' I say, grabbing a screwdriver and taking apart the cash register. 13:56, 10 September 2020 SirBenelux

Freddy wants to help by sorting the parts. Meanwhile, Lisa Loud constructs an animatronic out of reinforced steel. 14:56, 10 September 2020 CaptainCape

Suddenly, we hear footsteps outside of the VW. 'It is I, Sir Greatness, Knight of the Nightlights!' someone says. I open the door and I see a nightlight in armor, riding a griffin-like creature made entirely out of celery. 15:00, 10 September 2020 Chase McFly “I am here on orders of the Master,” Greatness says. “And I have brought back your friend Weirdtalon.”

“Indeed, I’m Weirdtalon,” Weirdness says. “I got stuck in a celery machine.” The knight runs out, leaving behind a brochure about a Minecraft desert in Part-27. 15:04, 10 September 2020 CaptainCape

I read the brochure. 'Interesting,' I say. 'They added 50% more rabbits and cactuses.' 15:17, 10 September 2020 Chase McFly Weirdness licks some chocolate off the brochure, only for him to be teleported away. All he leaves is a picture of a bloody skyscraper that has Klirork’s signature. Fred decides to just call Freddy “Fazzbear” to end confusion. 15:21, 10 September 2020 CaptainCape

'So, should we go to this Minecraft desert after we build the animatronics?' I ask. 'It seems like a clue.' 15:27, 10 September 2020 Chase McFly “Indeed,” Phineas says. He finishes hammering in Lincoln Loud’s animatronic replica head. I find one of Weirdness’ feathers, but it doesn’t smell like mouse cake. “It was an impostor!” 15:51, 10 September 2020 CaptainCape

I look at the Minecraft desert brochure. 'Maybe the real one is imprisoned in this desert with 50% more rabbits and cactuses...' 18:54, 10 September 2020 Chase McFly “Didn’t we visit a Minecraft desert in some place?” I ask. “Like, at the Donald Duck Reallysucks, or something like that...”

“Mickey Mouse Slaughterhouse?” SpongeBob suggests.

“Mickey Mouse has a slaughterhouse?” Luan asks, confused. Edited by Chase McFly    19:16, 10 September 2020 CaptainCape

'Yeah, he does,' I remember. 'It was a huge upside-down skyscraper with five-hundrerd-something floors. There was stuff like a chocolate cup and a man-eating plant inside.' 19:36, 10 September 2020 Chase McFly “If you guyth are gonna discuss Disney, I’m outta here,” Daffy Duck says. He jumps out the window. 19:41, 10 September 2020 SirBenelux

No, Daffy, wait!" SpongeBob yells.

"Fine, if you insist..." Daffy says.

"Maybe we should recruit more characters from my show." SpongeBob suggests.

"No need! We're already here!" Mr. Krabs says, as he, Sandy, Plankton, Karen, Mrs. Puff and Pearl (the near-entire SpongeBob main character roster) appear on the plane.

"What a surpise!" I say. "The whole gang's here!"

Mr. Krabs reveals that he and the others were in SpongeBob's plane's hangar the whole time.

"We need your help." Dipper says. "Some crazy person is on the loose murdering cartoon characters."

"And he's murdered Patrick, Spunky, Squidward, Ferb and Bobby." Marge says.

"He murdered 4 of those people Marge mentioned with a knife, while he killed Squidward with one of those aging mugs." Hector Casagrande says.

"We've assembled a large team of carton characters to stop the murderer." Cape says.

"And all we know is that the murderer left notes and aging cups on each murder site." I say. Edited by SirBenelux    06:21, 11 September 2020 CaptainCape

'He also put an M&M in one of the aging cups,' I say. 'And then there's the brochure for the Minecraft desert in Part-27... Maybe those are clues too.' 14:10, 11 September 2020 Chase McFly “Looks like we’re going back to the destroyed MMS,” I say. “It’s near Disneyland.” 15:30, 11 September 2020 SirBenelux

"Great, let's go." I say as SpongeBob sets the course to the MMS. Edited by SirBenelux    17:29, 11 September 2020 CaptainCape

'I wonder if the MMS is still the same,' I say as I look at the environment. It's becoming hotter, drier and blockier. 20:07, 11 September 2020 Chase McFly “It looks smaller,” I say as we approach it. “Maybe due to being rebuilt.” 12:27, 12 September 2020 CaptainCape

I see a truck labeled "Brainwashed Cats 'R' Us" approaching the MMS. 'Are they going to use them for rebuilding it?' I wonder. 12:54, 12 September 2020 Chase McFly "Maybe," SpongeBob says to all of us. "Okay, guys, I'm gonna sneak in. Because I can split into pieces and still be perfectly fine thanks to cartoon logic, I think I stand the best chance. I will scour around for any suspicious mice or cats."

Jerry and Tom look at SpongeBob suspiciously. 12:56, 12 September 2020 CaptainCape

'Okay, here's a walkie talkie in case you'd like to tell us about what's going on inside,' I say, giving SpongeBob the walkie talkie I used in Cereal Secrets. 'And please tell me if there are any griffins or hippogriffs inside, I really want to expand my flock at the griffin farm!' 13:14, 12 September 2020 Chase McFly SpongeBob takes the walkie-talkie and goes inside. However, he is met by a large waterfall, and Weirdness, who now looks like a seahorse, is in it. “Mystery!” SpongeBob exclaims happily, hopping on Weirdness. Weirdness neighs and takes him to the prison floor. 13:54, 12 September 2020 SirBenelux

To SpongeBob's surprise, Pokey Krabs appears and gets SpongeBob off Weirdness.

"Are you okay, boy-o?" Pokey Krabs says.

"Yeah, but hey, you're dressed and sound like Mr. Krabs." SpongeBob says.

"There's something suspicious about this place. We need to discover every detail." Pokey Krabs says. Edited by Chase McFly    14:24, 12 September 2020 Chase McFly Pokey Krabs and SpongeBob continue floating through the waterfall. "I wanted to ride Mystery," SpongeBob says.

"That wasn't Mystery, me boy," Pokey Krabs says. Finally, they reach the morgue of the MMS. Edited by Chase McFly    14:52, 12 September 2020 CaptainCape

'Wait, then who was it?' SpongeBob asks. 'And are mythical creatures here? I want to learn a lot more about them!' 13:25, 13 September 2020 Chase McFly "It was just some celery Weirdness," Pokey Krabs says. They then reach a door saying "Top-Secret Murderer Office-Do Not Enter".

"We should knock," SpongeBob says. Edited by Chase McFly    13:31, 13 September 2020 CaptainCape

Pokey Krabs knocks on the door. 'Anyone in there?' he asks. 'We're... uhhh... looking for a professional assassin!' 15:13, 13 September 2020 Chase McFly "More...characters?" A robotic voice asks. SpongeBob and Pokey Krabs then see an evil-looking giant robot with red eyes and two round ears on top, who grabs them and gobbes them up. He then blows up the floor, as we watch from outside, shocked. 15:25, 13 September 2020 SirBenelux

Luckily, SpongeBob and Pokey Krabs survived. 16:17, 13 September 2020 CaptainCape

'How did you survive that?' I gasp once SB and Pokey Krabs return to the Volkswagen.

'I can split into many pieces of sponge, remember?' SB says. 'And Pokey Krabs here can detach his body parts like most Pokey-Eyes.' 16:38, 13 September 2020 Chase McFly “Next time, we may not be so lucky,” I say. “I don’t think the murderer is here, it must have been a trap. Next stop, Cuppar HQ.” Edited by Chase McFly    16:47, 13 September 2020 CaptainCape

'Is Anti-Turkey still attending the Cuppar meetings?' I ask. 'Because I don't feel like turning into a turkey at the moment...' 15:00, 14 September 2020 Chase McFly “Nah, he quit,” I assure Cape. “Shrkjork cast him in a new tv series.” 15:27, 14 September 2020 CaptainCape

'Ah yes, I heard Nssaisas in that show too,' I remember. 'I've got no idea why Shrkjork wants him in the same show as Anti-Tukey, though.' 15:36, 14 September 2020 Chase McFly I think of many comedy situations, but Rocko interrupts. “Why is this in an Iceland jungle?” 16:21, 14 September 2020 CaptainCape

'If I recall correctly, the Cuppar HQ is in a field in the middle of a jungle in Iceland,' I say. 'This is the Lelelelelelelelelelele Jungle.' 10:24, 15 September 2020 Chase McFly We finally approach the HQ. Andhra Vul is on the roof, looking around. 18:03, 15 September 2020 CaptainCape

'Hey Andhra!' I shout, waving at her. 'What are you doing on the roof? Looking for a serial killer of cartoon characters?' 19:35, 15 September 2020 Chase McFly "Actually, nobody has shown up at all," Andhra says. "It worries me a lot. I figured such a killer as that would have them brainwashed for his army. He also stole all of our cups, and I found this mouse whisker on the ground." 19:37, 15 September 2020 SirBenelux

"Another clue!" I say. "Must've been Mickey Mouse!"

"That makes sense." Bugs Bunny says. 14:23, 16 September 2020 CaptainCape

'But why would he steal cups?' I ask. 'Does he wants to build an army of cups or something? Or did he become a Cuppar member?' 15:03, 16 September 2020 Chase McFly “We may never know, worst case scenario,” Luan says. “But we should check back in with our families, to see if they have seen him lately.” 15:07, 16 September 2020 CaptainCape

'Good idea!' Timmy Turner says. 'Except that my parents were killed by that lunatic cartoon killer!' 16:35, 16 September 2020 Chase McFly SpongeBob checks in on his parents, but hears a high—pitched squeak. “Looks like the killer is in Ukulele Bottom,” 16:58, 16 September 2020 CaptainCape

'We need to catch the killer before he murders more cartoon characters!' I say. 'Andhra, do you want to help us?' 15:18, 17 September 2020 Chase McFly “Sure!” Andhra says. “I have this Anti-Cuppar app on my iKapa, I can spray it on the killer,” 15:22, 17 September 2020 CaptainCape

'I really need to get some o-useful apps on my iKapa,' I say. 'Do you know of an app that I can use to spray people to make them like microwaves and griffins? Asking for a friend.' 12:14, 18 September 2020 Chase McFly “You want the “CupparExtension”-“ Andhra begins. “But can we focus on finding the murderer first? Bikini Bottom is a ways away.” 12:32, 18 September 2020 CaptainCape

'Oh, right. Let's go there!' I say, hopping into the VW. 'I almost forgot we had to catch a killer.' 12:59, 19 September 2020 Chase McFly Finally, we get to Bikini Bottom.

"Guys, we need to split up," I explain. "Everyone should go with their friends to different locations in the city, to divert suspicions. Who wants to go where?" I ask. 13:00, 19 September 2020 CaptainCape

'I'll visit the Krusty Krab with Curlyfeather and Witherwings,' I say. 'The restaurant is a perfect place for the killer to blend in with the crowd... and probably also for an alien, a griffin and a hippogriff!' 15:39, 19 September 2020 SirBenelux

"We already went to Conch Street, so I'll go downtown." I say.

"Be careful, Benelux!" Finn says.

"Don't worry Finn, I will be careful." I say. 17:04, 19 September 2020 Chase McFly Benelux goes to Barg'N-Mart, but realizes it has a hyphen in its name and heads to Kelp Shake instead. Meanwhile, Bill has introduced the murderer to a new member of their evil team: Urdrreem, and her Enore-Erone chocolate with extra Nouugatro (which contains cyanide, so they can kill cartoon characters more easily). 17:10, 19 September 2020 This reply has been removed CaptainCape

'Want more of the Tschokoleta warhammers?' Urdrreem asks Bill. 'Or do you prefer the Enore-Erone daggers?' 13:30, 20 September 2020 Chase McFly "The latter," Bill says. "Murderer, I do believe it is time to reveal yourself."

"Revealing myself might affect your host. He might regain control if he saw me, because he'd probably eat me." The murderer says. 13:34, 20 September 2020 SirBenelux

Meanwhile...

However, Kelpshake is closed, so I go to Barg'N-Mart anyways. I search for any suspicious activity, and notice that a whole stock of Patrick Stars (a brand of cereal) is gone.

"The killer is somehow behind the disappearance of these Patrick Stars." I say. "However, they still have Sponge O's, Krabby Pats, and Nut-Luts. Hey sales clerk, do you know what happened to these Patrick Stars?"

"I don't know." the sales clerk says. "One minute they were here, and when I returned from my lunch break, they were gone!"

Back in the location where Bill is...

"I also snagged a few Patrick Stars when that sales clerk wasn't there." the killer says. "You know, Patrick's dead." 14:50, 20 September 2020 Chase McFly "Yes, yes," Bill smiles devilishly.

"I think I'll be sending you and Urdrreem out to serve my will," The murderer adds. "Urdrreem, go to Springfield. Bill, stay here. I want you to kill this fish with a broken leg. Name is Fred." 14:53, 20 September 2020 This reply has been removed CaptainCape

'Ah, you mean the fish that keeps complaining and yelling about his leg?' Bill says. 'Good.' 13:07, 21 September 2020 Chase McFly “I’m in Springfield...” The murderer lies over a loudspeaker. “Let’s go,” I say. 13:40, 21 September 2020 NyaNyaPhone NyaNyaPhone

So they went to Springfield sneaking in the Simpsons' House 19:23, 21 September 2020 Chase McFly The Simpsons’ house is empty, and then I play a tape recorder message. “Tricked you!” The message says. I look outside to see Urdrreem shooting civilians, and ask Cape to stop her. 19:45, 21 September 2020 CaptainCape

'Hey, uhhh, Urdrreem, could you stop shooting innocent people, please?' I ask her nervously. 20:06, 21 September 2020 Chase McFly "Fine. Was just carrying out the orders of The Master. You know, Bill Cipher's new body looks an awful lot like that purple griffin of yours." Urdrreem explains. "The Master...that's what I want to call him. He's hiding below the Chum Bucket, but I probably shouldn't have said that." She then runs away. 20:22, 21 September 2020 NyaNyaPhone NyaNyaPhone

In the Chum Bucket, Chef guest, Grunkle Stan is preparing Simpson Stew out of the dead Simpson family body parts 20:38, 21 September 2020 Chase McFly It turns out Stan has also been turned evil by the murderer. Urdrreem returns, but when the murderer verified her mission, she tells the truth and he decapitates Urdrreem. 20:47, 21 September 2020 CaptainCape

'Should we go to the Chum Bucket? Maybe Urdrreem was telling the truth,' I say. 18:36, 22 September 2020 Chase McFly "Sure," I say. "We also gotta save Weirdtalon," Hopping in SpongeBob's vehicle, which has reverted to car form, we head back for Bikini Bottom. 10:53, 23 September 2020 CaptainCape

Finally, we arrive at the Chum Bucket. 'Perfect place for a murderer to hide,' I remark. 'Nobody ever comes here!' 15:27, 23 September 2020 Chase McFly “Mickey, we’re coming for you!” I yell. Then, Mickey Mouse is thrown out of the window. But he is in a coma, and can’t be the murderer. “We were trapped.” 16:08, 23 September 2020 SirBenelux

To recap, it turns out that the murderer sent a spy to secretly kill all the Simspons. And the spy is none other than Purple M&M. 17:08, 23 September 2020 Chase McFly We decide the murderer must have been tricking us into thinking he was Mickey. I ask Andhra how many cups she has. 18:06, 23 September 2020 NyaNyaPhone NyaNyaPhone

A robot appears and says Andhra has to stack many cups so they won't fall down!"' Edited by NyaNyaPhone    20:24, 23 September 2020 Chase McFly The robot is a Cuppar back-up who will read Andrha’s secret code after she stacks cups. 20:58, 23 September 2020 This reply has been removed CaptainCape

'I'll count the cups while I stack them!' Andhra says and she starts stacking cups. 'One cup... two cups... three cups...' 13:54, 24 September 2020 Chase McFly The robot reads her code. It’s a riddle: “Although he is happy, he embodies pure evil. Although she shares a name, it is not in the same place. Although he died, he is back. Peace and Chocolate Cake is what his cousin said.” 14:07, 24 September 2020 KKirby KKirby

"Interesting," Chase says, before suddenly, a wall forms, the robot then adds,

"It appears that Chase has a task too.  On the other side of this wall is dynamite that will destroy the wall, but you need to climb it,"

"Greeeeeeeeat," Chase states, rolling his eyes 13:18, 25 September 2020 CaptainCape

'Can I help?' I ask Chase. However, the robot tells me I have a task too: I need to bake enough mousecake to feed all my griffins and hippogriffs.

'Okay, who here programmed that robot?!' I yell at nobody in particular. 13:55, 25 September 2020 SirBenelux

"Patrick programmed it." Tieng says, upon appearing. "He used to be a Cuppar member before he was murdered." Edited by SirBenelux    14:03, 25 September 2020 Chase McFly I climb the wall slowly, carrying a bowl of mice. I drop the bowl, accidentally hitting Cape on the head.

“Should we work out the clues?” Freddy Fazzbear asks. 14:51, 25 September 2020 CaptainCape

'I guess so,' I say, shrugging and baking the mice from the bowl into cake. 'Now who here wants some mousecake?' 20:15, 25 September 2020 NyaNyaPhone NyaNyaPhone

A group of Koopas appear and shout Me, me! as they race over in a line holding money 21:11, 25 September 2020 Chase McFly The Koopas were also slaves of the murderer. Once I get the dynamite, I blow up the wall, and walk into the Chum Bucket. 22:00, 25 September 2020 NyaNyaPhone NyaNyaPhone

The Koopas then bake cookies in the Chum Bucket 12:47, 26 September 2020 Chase McFly The cookies contain poison, which the murderer feeds Peter Griffin. Meanwhile, since his griffins and hippogriffs haven't arrived yet, Cape has found out who the murderer is. 13:07, 26 September 2020 CaptainCape

As I wonder whether I should try catching the murderer, I heard Curlyfeather approaching. 'Can I eat him?' he asks. 13:10, 26 September 2020 Chase McFly "Vul Smile has his Cuppar powers, I don't think that's a good idea," Cape says.

"Hold up. Vul Smile is back?" Andhra asks, shocked. 13:16, 26 September 2020 CaptainCape

'He is,' I say. 'And he's been telling his minions to kill all those innocent cartoon characters! If only we knew how to stop him...' 13:24, 26 September 2020 Chase McFly "Bake him into mousecake," Curlyfeather says. 13:25, 26 September 2020 CaptainCape

'Didn't I tell you about his Cuppar powers? He'll feed us poisoned cookies if we even try baking him into cake,' I sigh. 13:42, 26 September 2020 Chase McFly “We can make chum burgers and feed his minions, then he will have to face us alone,” Luan says. 13:58, 26 September 2020 This reply has been removed NyaNyaPhone NyaNyaPhone

So they make chum burgers to sell the customers to feed some minions 15:44, 26 September 2020 Chase McFly Grunkle Stan is fed a chum burger, which causes him to no longer be evil. 16:04, 26 September 2020 CaptainCape

While feeding the Koopa minions chum burgers, I notice a bag of poisoned cookies. 16:16, 26 September 2020 Chase McFly Grunkle Stan shoots a portal gun at the cookies, causing them to fall into another universe. Vul just continues laughing maniacally, but with the cookies gone, we can hear him. Edited by Chase McFly    16:25, 26 September 2020 NyaNyaPhone NyaNyaPhone

The cookies form to make the Choco Shimmer 16:42, 26 September 2020 CaptainCape

Meanwhile, I continue feeding all of Vul's minions chum burgers. 'Can we bake him into mousecake now?' Curlyfeather asks. 'I'm hungry!' 19:18, 26 September 2020 Chase McFly The minions revert to normal, except for a select few. I give Curlyfeather some curly fries and watch him gulp them down. Scooby and Shaggy begin begging for curly fries too. 19:38, 26 September 2020 SirBenelux

The select few minions are at Vul's second evil base, which is located in Skype City, but it's far away from where we are.

"Good work, people." I say.

"Thanks." Lincoln says.

"No problem." Mabel says.

"Nice shots, everyone!" Jake says.

"Shots? We don't even have any guns!" Lynn Jr. says. Rupert Price Soldier.JPG "Just an expression I learned from Rupert Price." Jake says, as Rupert Price from the Henry Stickmin games appears.

"The line is, 'Nice shot!' Anyway, I just found out that Vul Smile's second evil base is in Skype City." Rupert says.

"Good intel." Sandy says. "That place might be abandoned from what I remember." Edited by Chase McFly    21:32, 26 September 2020 Chase McFly "I told him," A voice clarifies. It turns out to be Lincoln's evil TPUWCPADOSU counterpart. "While it is true that Windows 1339 is destroyed, a pure backwards replica of all of its contents exists in the surviving Mirror app, which can be found on Earth-Gravildus-Batorok. And only I can provide access to the app, by giving you my blood."

"Uh, if we're doppelgangers, shouldn't my blood also-" Lincoln starts.

The other Lincoln cuts him off. "I don't believe you're dying of cancer and injected your blood with dark matter to become immortal, which led to your imprisonment in an A.N.G.E.R. facility?"

"What do you mean?" Lincoln asks, shocked. "What is A.N.G.E.R.?"

"That is not your concern," The other Lincoln clarifies. "The truth is only I have powers." He morphs his fist into a giant ball of dark matter. "And the molecules here can break open computer screens while also allowing access to Windows1339." Edited by Chase McFly    21:38, 26 September 2020 CaptainCape

'Hold up,' I say. 'Isn't it dangerous to inject your blood with dark matter, especially when you're dying?' 12:26, 27 September 2020 Chase McFly "I didn't ask you, Long Legs," Other Lincoln says.

"He's not wrong with that nickname, Cape," The regular Lincoln adds. "Hey, uh, do I still have all my sisters in your world?"

"Yes, but Luan is a monkey," Other Lincoln replies. "And you never talk to the others."

"Wow, I like this already," Lincoln says.

"So, does anyone know a fast way to the planet next to us?" I ask. Edited by Chase McFly    12:31, 27 September 2020 CaptainCape

'We can use my spaceship,' I say. 'Well, if my pets didn't drink all of the fuel... I knew I shouldn't have bought a spaceship with a mousecake engine!' 10:44, 28 September 2020 Chase McFly "I can make a good replacement engine," Daffy says.

"Are you sure?" I ask.

"Of course," Daffy laughs. "It's quite simple, really. Just trust me." He goes to Cape's ship and gets in the fuel tank. 10:52, 28 September 2020 CaptainCape

We wait for Daffy to make the engine. 'I hope there aren't any griffins or hippogriffs still inside that tank', I say. 'They get inside all the time to see if I refilled it!' 16:22, 28 September 2020 Chase McFly Finally, Cape’s spaceship is ready for take-off. SpongeBob decides to play Squidward’s clarinet, which he has been saving since his death. The clarinet ends up creating a strong wind of vibrational frequency that sends us careening into space. 18:08, 28 September 2020 CaptainCape

'Wow, I never thought of using clarinets as engines!' I say.

'That's because nobody appreciates them,' SpongeBob sighs. 10:55, 30 September 2020 Chase McFly Eventually, we ride down the wave of vibrational frequency, and land on the Earth part of Earth-Gravildus-Batorok. 10:57, 30 September 2020 CaptainCape

'How does a planet made of three planets even work?' I wonder. 'Like, how does it rotate?'

'Nobody knows,' an EGB inhabitant says. 14:12, 30 September 2020 Chase McFly “Batorok revolves around Gravildus, which revolves around Earth, which revolves around the sun,” I explain. “Each planet retains its own moons.” 14:26, 30 September 2020 CaptainCape

'Interesting. I suppose the night sky on Earth is way cooler now,' I say. 'If I recall correctly, Gravildus has a moon, and Batorok has a moon too, so that means there are now five planets orbiting Earth in some way! We've got more moons than Mars now!' 13:37, 1 October 2020 Chase McFly The other Lincoln hands us a packet of his dark matter, and leaves. “Head to Gussiberg Technologies,” 13:42, 1 October 2020 CaptainCape

'Gussiberg?' I repeat, confused. 'I thought he died after our adventure in Windows 1339. Or did someone revive him?' 13:54, 1 October 2020 Chase McFly “Don’t be silly, Cape,” Phineas says. “It’s clearly his doppelgänger.” 13:56, 1 October 2020 CaptainCape

'Oh, right,' I say. I then look at the dark matter. 'Do you think we should trust that other Lincoln? This dark matter looks dangerous, maybe we shouldn't give it to Gussiberg.' 13:54, 2 October 2020 Chase McFly “This is our only way to reach Skype City,” I remind Cape. “And that’s where the murderer is hiding. We’ll be glad when we’ve caught him.” 13:59, 2 October 2020 CaptainCape

'Fine,' I say. I notice a large building with a sign reading 'Gussiberg Technologies'. 'Let's go there.' 15:53, 2 October 2020 Chase McFly We go into the building, and I put the dark matter on the mirror. This helps us get inside, so our next objective is to find Skype City. 15:59, 2 October 2020 CaptainCape

'Hey look, there's the Batorok Restaurant!' I say, pointing at a building. 'We can ask Poorly Drawn Cheep where Skype City is if he isn't complaining about just being a digital doodle.' 19:39, 2 October 2020 Chase McFly “What’s a Skype?” Poorly-Drawn Cheep asks, irritated. “Why did I let Gussiberg trap me and my restaurant back in Windows 1339?” Edited by Chase McFly    20:01, 2 October 2020 SirBenelux

"Skype is a communication program." I say. "It used to be popular for 12 years since its release in 2003 before Discord took the limelight in 2015, and by then, Skype started to lose popularity." Edited by SirBenelux    09:55, 5 December 2020 Chase McFly "Ah, alright," Poorly Drawn Cheep says. "Skype City is over there then. Let's see where our murderer is hiding." 11:58, 3 October 2020 CaptainCape

'Great!' I say. We take a Task Bar Bus (a commonly-used method of transport in Windows 1339, which allows people to travel to other apps on the taskbar) to Skype City. 13:04, 3 October 2020 Chase McFly I then see a large building that looks like the Mickey Mouse Slaughterhouse, but it has a VSS over the mouse ears monogram. "VS...." I say, realizing who we're looking for. "It's Vul Smile. We need to take action as soon as possible, Vul is dangerous." 13:13, 3 October 2020 CaptainCape

'Can I help? I can call my poorly drawn friends if you want,' Poorly Drawn Cheep says. 14:50, 3 October 2020 SirBenelux

I also notice a TM&M on the sign, and I then realize than Tan M&M is working with Vul Smile. "Yes, you can." I say to Poorly Drawn Cheep.

"Next stop, Steam." the bus driver says on the intercom. Steam is shown as a big office building with a sign that reads "Steam Games". 14:59, 3 October 2020 Chase McFly It turns out that the Mirror app copied every other existing app in Windows 1339. After we get out, we go to the VSS and see it has more floors than the MMS, but no elevators, just several spiral staircases. To divert suscpicion, however, we shouldn't fly Witherwings or use SpongeBob's car-boatmobile-ship-plane. Edited by Chase McFly    15:20, 3 October 2020 CaptainCape Poorly drawn PoisonTail

Poorly Drawn PoisonTail Poorly Drawn Bean

Poorly Drawn Bean A Task Bar Bus arrives with PDC's friends: Poorly Drawn PoisonTail and Poorly Drawn Bean.

'Greetings, poorly drawn friend,' Poorly Drawn PoisonTail says. 'How can we help?' Poorly Drawn Bean makes insect-like noises. 15:08, 3 October 2020 Chase McFly "Do you guys know a speedy way we get to higher floors of this slaughterhouse without climbing stairs?" Witherwings asks. "I don't want to fly, or they'll find out my identity. There's a murderer killing cartoon characters in there. And we brought some with us to prove it." 15:14, 3 October 2020 This reply has been removed CaptainCape

I notice a cup-shaped elevator. We can use it to reach the higher floors, but it's too small for all of us to use it at once. 15:39, 3 October 2020 Chase McFly "This is a secret elevator that looks like it was only meant for one person," Rocko says, stepping into it. Suddenly, Rocko is trampled by a purple griffin. It's Weirdtalon, but the white eyes tell me it's really Bill Cipher.

"Did you really think it would be that easy?" Bill asks us. 15:45, 3 October 2020 CaptainCape

'Actually, I did,' Witherwings says, showing Bill a huge scroll of paper, which I recognize as the great family tree Vandaag gave me. 'You see, Weirdtalon's parents are Morgen and the Peruvian Spy Eagle. The Peruvian Spy Eagle - he was sent to find Baltic Boat when he hid in Venezuela, just a fun fact - married Hoh Sus' pet horse Coffee and they had a hippogriff child... me! It can't be that hard to free my half-brother from your control, weird triangle demon.' 15:57, 3 October 2020 Chase McFly "I remember you, Witerwings," Weirdtalon says, normal again. "Uh, guys, where are we?"

Meanwhile, in Vul's throne room, he is with Urdrreem.

"A dozen more characters dead, Sir Smiles," Urdreem tells him. 16:03, 3 October 2020 CaptainCape

'Good work,' Vul says. 'Before you kill more cartoon characters with your chocolate weapons, have a word with Peruvian Soy Eagle. I want him to grow more explosive soybeans.' 12:25, 4 October 2020 Chase McFly “Aye aye, Captain,” Urdrreem says. She walks over to Peruvian Soy Eagle, and gives him one of Cape’s horns she ripped off him. “This will be a key ingredient for your explosive soybeans. The next cartoon character to go near the Mirror app of Windows 1339 will face your specialty. 12:29, 4 October 2020 CaptainCape

'Thanks,' Peruvian Soy Eagle says, coating the horn in soybeans. 'I'm glad to be part of Vul Smile's army. My soybean farm was doing terrible since my spy brother left to look for that Shesh monster in Venezuela, and - '

'Will you shut up, please?!' Urdrreem shouts. 13:02, 4 October 2020 Chase McFly Urdrreem then goes to get out of Windows 1339 and kill more cartoon characters. However, we see her carrying her poisonous chocolate. "We have to stop her," I say. "Weirdtalon, convince her you're Bill!" 13:11, 4 October 2020 CaptainCape

Weirdtalon approaches Urdrreem. 'Give me the chocolate,' he says in a monotone voice. 'Sir Smile's orders.' 13:21, 4 October 2020 Chase McFly "Yes, sir," Urdrreem says. "I'd rather help Peruvian Soy Eagle build his Pokey-Eye horn tower!" She hands Weirdtalon the chocolate and runs, before turning back. "Ha ha ha, I knew it!" She laughs. "It says Bill is one of the a dozen dead cartoon characters!" 13:25, 4 October 2020 CaptainCape

'That is not true,' Weirdtalon says, still in a monotone voice. 'I am still alive, the murdered Bill was likely a doppelgänger.' 15:04, 4 October 2020 Chase McFly "I suppose that's how possession works," Urdrreem says, before inviting Weirdtalon to build a cloned horn tower with her and Peruvian Soy Eagle. "And it comes with free ERONE_ENORE!" 15:11, 4 October 2020 CaptainCape

'Yay, great idea. I will come to Peruvian Soy Eagle's soy field immediately,' Weirdtalon says. But before he follows Urdrreem, he throws the box of poisoned chocolate out of the window. 15:17, 4 October 2020 Chase McFly Urdrreem and Weirdtalon reach Peruvian Soy Eagle's field. Weirdtalon does a double take. "Uncle! What are you doing here! Do you work for the murderer? Why would you do this?" Edited by Chase McFly    15:21, 4 October 2020 CaptainCape

'I didn't make enough money with selling soybeans since your father went to Venezuela!' Peruvian Soy Eagle says. 'Vul Smile offered me this job and I make a lot of money now!' 15:32, 4 October 2020 Chase McFly "I thought you were Bill! Guess I was mistaken!" Urdrreem says, knocking out both PSE and Weirdtalon with her sonic scream. "Stole it from my Anti counterpart. Quite fun!" She's about ready to poison Weirdtalon, but finds her chocolate gone. "NOOOO....it was the only thing that could destroy Vul!" Edited by Chase McFly    15:47, 4 October 2020 CaptainCape

While Urdrreem is looking for her Erone-Enore daggers, Weirdtalon and PSE wake up. 'Uncle, I need your help! Vul is evil and he wants to kill cartoon characters! When he's defeated, I promise I'll make mousecake with your soybeans in it!' 16:25, 4 October 2020 Chase McFly “How creative,” PSE says. “But did you ever hear the tale of Bean Eagle the Wise?”

Meanwhile, we’ve found Urdrreem’s chocolate, and have taken it to SpongeBob’s lab to analyze it, to see if anything can help us in the battle against Vul. 16:35, 4 October 2020 This reply has been removed CaptainCape

'Hey look, there's a strange chemical called Nouugatro in the chocolate,' SpongeBob says after studying the Enore-Erone daggers thoroughly with a microscope. 'It's what makes the chocolate poisonous.' 19:25, 4 October 2020 Chase McFly "Now, if we tweak the chemical composition a bit, it becomes poisonous specifically to mice," Phineas says. "But Nouugatro is the most powerful poison that could possibly exist. It may be the key to stopping Vul." 19:44, 4 October 2020 CaptainCape

'Good idea!' I say. 'But we need to make sure no cartoon characters get killed while we tweak the poison. Should we split up to protect them?' 13:50, 5 October 2020 Chase McFly “Yes,” I say. “Who wants to go where? This time, we’re serious about splitting up. The fate of the world is at stake.” 14:34, 5 October 2020 CaptainCape

'I'll go to Bikini Bottom,' I say. 'With my griffins and hippogriffs.'

'Can I come with you?' Peruvian Soy Eagle asks. 'I can tell you the tale of Bean Eagle the Wise when we get there.' 15:20, 5 October 2020 Chase McFly “Sure,” Cape says. Cape’s half-eagles are all surprised to see PSoyE. 16:37, 5 October 2020 CaptainCape

'Hey, I remember helping on your soybean farm!' Clawhoof says. 'Have you built that tower of Pokey-Eye horns yet?' 15:20, 6 October 2020 Chase McFly “Yes, here,” PSoyE says. “And watch this.” He uses the horns to mind control everyone, sending them to Vul’s HQ. 15:56, 6 October 2020 CaptainCape

'Stop mind controlling us!' I say when the mind control wears off. 'I thought we'd split up to protect the cartoon characters!'

'But it's so fun!' PSoyE says. 16:01, 6 October 2020 Chase McFly Peruvian Soy Eagle turns his brother into a Krabby Patty and gives it to SpongeBob. “Now, guys, split up. Who wants what city? It’s obvious we can’t have characters go to their homes, that’s what they want.” 16:40, 6 October 2020 CaptainCape

'I would like to go to Bikini Bottom with my half-eagles,' I say. 'Which I was about to do before you were so incredibly helpfully mind-controlling us with your extremely useful tower of Pokey-Eye horns.' Edited by CaptainCape    19:44, 6 October 2020 Chase McFly Cape shoots ice cream out of his hands, making a runway. He jumps on Clawhoof and they go through the ice cream before they fly away. The other half-eagles follow to Bikini Bottom.

PSoyE eats the horns and returns to Vul, carrying the Krabby Patty that was his brother. But when Vul sees him, he asks what the Patty is. Enraged that he is not a cartoon character and PSoyE ate the horns, he returns PSE to life in PSoyE’s body and sends him back to the Shesh. Vul then turns to Urdrreem, and murders her, turning to the remainder of his two dozen minions. “None of our plans are working.” Edited by Chase McFly    19:55, 6 October 2020 CaptainCape

'Maybe we should use stuff that isn't chocolate,' one of the minions suggests. 'Like cookies! Murder cookies!' 20:01, 6 October 2020 Chase McFly The minion who suggested this turns out to be a resurrected John Clawer, who now goes by “Loopers Cloopers.” 20:42, 6 October 2020 CaptainCape

'Great idea, Loopers,' Vul says. 'Minions, make as many food-related weapons you can think of! Tschokoleta warhammaers! Enore-Erone daggers! Chocolate chip shurikens! Soybean grenades! M&M bullets! Anything at all!' 12:48, 7 October 2020 Chase McFly Finally, Cape and all his pets get to Bikini Bottom. They see Penny Turkey firing space ores at innocent fish. “Oh no, she’s brainwashed,” Clawhoof says. “We have 25 of us, so we’ll send each one to a different location in the city.” 12:55, 7 October 2020 CaptainCape

'This feels like the previous part all over again...' I mutter as I go to the Krusty Krab. 13:30, 7 October 2020 Chase McFly “That is the point,” Creepy Cape says as he fires a Ray gun at several of Vul’s minions. 13:52, 7 October 2020 CaptainCape

'Why are you helping me? I thought you wanted to make me suffer or something?' I ask Creepy Cape as the half-eagles split up. 15:44, 7 October 2020 Chase McFly “I wanted to add some spice to the story,” Creepy smiles. “Besides, it’s a shame NES is down to only two users. It shouldn’t have left ESB tbh.” 19:09, 7 October 2020 CaptainCape

'You call that spice?' Penny laughs, firing tiny bits of ores at us with her ore gun. 'Microdiamonds - an ore from Mars - are a good alternative for pepper!' 10:01, 8 October 2020 Chase McFly “This is just so repetitive,” I say, having just materialized via a teleporter. 10:20, 8 October 2020 CaptainCape

'Agreed,' Poorly Drawn Cheep says, flying out of the same teleporter. 'Maybe I should just go back to the Batorok Restaurant to complain about being a Microsoft Paint doodle.' 12:45, 8 October 2020 Chase McFly While this is happening, Clawhoof stamps out all the Vul minions in Bikini Bottom with his giant claws and hooves. 12:52, 8 October 2020 CaptainCape

'Good work!' I say. 'Let's go to the Krusty Krab for a Krabby Patty. Make sure you're not eating Weirdtalon's dad, though.' 12:57, 8 October 2020 Chase McFly “The Krusty Krab is destroyed!” I say, shocked. “Hey, that gives me an idea. We take all the cartoon characters to Gravildus to keep them safe.”

“Good idea,” Nssaisas says, having been on Clawhoof’s back the whole time. “We can keep them in the new prison-er, present I brought Cape. For his birthday. It’s a...house.” 13:55, 8 October 2020 CaptainCape

'Aww, thanks!' I say. 'I had no idea you knew that it was my birthday!'

'Happy late birthday, Cape,' Leo Haliaeetus says, blowing a party horn. 14:59, 8 October 2020 Chase McFly “Cape, your birthdate is in Mar-“ I begin, but Cape is already jumping on Leo Haliaeetus and flying him to Gravildus. 15:27, 8 October 2020 CaptainCape

'I bought you a president too,' Leo says and he gives me a present. 'It's a new griffin!'

'This isn't a new griffin, this is just Longtalon!' I realize when I unwrap the present and Longtalon hops out of it.

'Come on, I had to give you something! Especially when Nssaisas gives you a house,' Leo says. 15:59, 8 October 2020 Chase McFly “That’s a nice house!” I say once we reach Gravildus. The house is gray, with lots of bars.

“Just the garage,” Nssaisas adds. “Also, here’s a tracker to find all your cartoon friends. I have a nice big cell...phone service room that can fit everyone.” 16:16, 8 October 2020 CaptainCape

I enter the house. 'Ooh, interesting architecture!' I remark. 'I can tell it's not expensive to repair stuff in here. Not a fan of the tiny windows with bars, though.' 19:40, 8 October 2020 Chase McFly “And here’s a leg storage rack, as well as a teleportation device. And a TV!” Nssaisas says. He then dials a number, and Vul appears on the TV. “Master, I have brought the pets of Cape Kragils as you requested. It is time to do the task.” Vul snaps his fingers, turning all Cape’s pet into zombie Gary clones before teleporting them away. Cape and I are now stuck with Nssaisas. 19:56, 8 October 2020 CaptainCape

'Nice birthday present, Nssaisas. Now we're stuck in here and the pets are gone,' I say sarcastically. 'At least it was more original than Leo's gift...' 10:04, 9 October 2020 Chase McFly Meanwhile, Foury, Zacker, and their daughter Carrie are keeping an eye on Danville. Suddenly, Nssaisas arrives there, ready to carry out Vul’s orders. Zacker asks Nssaisas why Vul is too cowardly to do the murders himself. 13:51, 9 October 2020 CaptainCape

'He's not a coward! He's busy with other stuff,' Nssaisas explains. 'Like commanding his followers, thinking of new ways to kill cartoon characters and worshipping cups!' 13:55, 9 October 2020 Chase McFly “Oh, really?” Doofenshmirtz asks. “Such as? I should take up Cupism.” 15:01, 9 October 2020 CaptainCape

'Well, they're white and made out of porcelain, and they used to be in some kitchen cupboard in that chum restaurant,' Nssaisas says. 'But then my master spread them throughout both the Chum Bucket and his slaughterhouse so everyone can worship them if they want to!' 15:57, 9 October 2020 Chase McFly “Where did all this ice cream come from?” Doofenshmirtz asks. “I don’t remember an ice cream-inator.” The ice cream turns out to have been covering Nssaisas because Cape shot it at him.

“Not sure, but let’s go to the VSS,” Nssaisas says. He detaches his legs and flies off, holding Doofenshmirtz and dripping ice cream everywhere.

Back on Gravildus, I try playing a cartoon on the TV, but all the cartoons are red-skied and bloodier than I remember. “He sabotaged it!” 16:04, 9 October 2020 CaptainCape

I teleport back into the 'present'. 'Not sure why Nssaisas would put a teleporter in a prison,' I say. I then glance at the TV. 'Hey, I don't remember Springfield being completely empty except for some cartoon corpses and a Pokey-Eye, is this some Halloween episode?' 16:17, 9 October 2020 Chase McFly “That’s Epac!” I realize. “I didn’t know he was in The Simpsons! And look, Boiling and Vandaag!” The lions seem to be injecting poison into the corpses. Two round black ears appear on them once injected. 16:28, 9 October 2020 CaptainCape

'Stop betraying us, you pile of demonic blue algae!' I yell at Epac on the TV screen. To my surprise, Epac turns around and faces the camera. 'That's Mr. pile of demonic blue algae for you!' Epac shouts. 18:57, 9 October 2020 Chase McFly I loom outside the window, and realize we're actually in Springfield. Not only that, but everyone else was put in prisons on foreign planets too, which are all falling to Earth. Apparently, burning up in the atmosphere is Vul's newest way of killing cartoon characters. 19:55, 9 October 2020 CaptainCape

And even worse, Epac is right outside the prison, shouting rare insults at me. Some of these include 'Mark Woolley zombie clone', 'gorilla moon beanstalk', and, worst of all... 13:12, 10 October 2020 Chase McFly "Gravidus!" On Gravildus, Gravidus is a term that implies "a very naughty individual who tastes like expired soybeans and wine." 13:14, 10 October 2020 CaptainCape

I open the window, throw an Uno reverse card at Epac and then I quickly close the window before Epac can react.

'You see, I always have a pack of Uno cards with me in case someone calls me a Gravidus,' I explain. 13:24, 10 October 2020 Chase McFly More mouse-eared zombie cartoon characters come. I realize one of them is SpongeBob, much to my shock. He and the other zombies speak in Vul's voice. "Video game characters are next!" 13:53, 10 October 2020 CaptainCape

I gasp. 'We should save the Pokey-Eyes in the Stellaris dimension! Vul is probably going after them next!' 15:52, 10 October 2020 Chase McFly A helicopter appears. Inside, are 30 surviving cartoon characters, who have formed a Resistance. They give a line to me and Cape. The characters are from the following shows: Edited by Chase McFly    15:57, 10 October 2020 CaptainCape

SpongeBob SquarePants (since the name 'Resistance' was copyrighted by Incidental 158, he's in it), The Simpsons, and The Loud House.

We enter the helicopter, but then I see who's piloting the helicopter: the Tickler! 16:01, 10 October 2020 Chase McFly The Tickler smiles at Cape wickedly, and I suddenly realize it's a trap. The resistance isn't a resistance at all. The Tickler is working for Vul. "Just flying to Stellaris, and thought you needed a lift." He says. "I'll be tickling you so hard, you end up in 5 sponges instead of one!" 16:09, 10 October 2020 CaptainCape

'Oh, but I've practised!' I say. 'Wait until I've tickled you so hard, you're stuck in the Pit of Forgotten NES Characters for another four chapters!' 16:15, 10 October 2020 Chase McFly "No one's ever really gone," The Tickler says as Cape tickles him. This causes the helicopter to spiral out of control, and me, Cape, Tickler, and the cartoon characters land on an island. The helicopter is completely destroyed. 16:17, 10 October 2020 CaptainCape

'I TOLD you not to tickle people while flying that helicopter!' Incidental 158 sighs. 'Also, I prefer going by Billy now, my real name.' 16:24, 10 October 2020 SirBenelux

I then wake up, since I dozed off. "W-what happened?"

"When I was in O-Town, I snuck into the cargo bay of SpongeBob's plane, and I've been inside it for the rest of your adventure." a mysterious man in a parchute says.

"Wait, how do you know?" Cape says.

"I overheard your discussion while I was in the cargo bay of SpongeBob's oversized plane." the man says, while landing on the ground. "Luckily, I jumped out of the plane when it was critically going down. It took me about 4-6 hours to land."

"Who are you?" Billy says.

"I'm..." the man says. "*emerges from the shadow* CreamBob ConePants."

"*gasp* Oh my god, it's CreamBob..." I exclaim. "But what were you doing in O-Town?"

"I was taking a tour through town when a blurry person trapped me in a box." CreamBob says. "I wanted to get help, but I got into SpongeBob's plane, thinking it was the help department. When I cut open that box with my cake knife, I discovered that I was in the plane, blah blah blah."

"CreamBob might be the key to defeating Vul and his minions..." I say, in my thoughts.

"That blurry person must've been one of Vul Smile's minions." I say, out loud. "Or even Vul's right hand man, Tan M&M."

"Vul Smile?" CreamBob asks. "Tan M&M?"

"Vul Smile was the former leader of a secret society known as the Cūppar, who worship cups." Chase explains.

"And Tan M&M was a discontinued M&M color." I say. "I guess no one wants tan to be a real color. We were just in Vul's second evil base in Skype City, but we got carried away and ended up in a series of events in which I didn't remember. And I'm reading on my phone that Vul's Skype City base was self-destroyed after a minion accidentally pushed the self-destruct button in the command room, so Vul decided to relocate his evil base to somewhere else."

"Good intel." CreamBob says. "Where the hell are we, anyway?"

(Please do not change this) 17:23, 10 October 2020 Chase McFly "Some island," I reply. "And it's all his fault." I point to to The Tickler, who Cape is still wrestling with. Suddenly, the cartoon characters realize they are free, and cheer. The Tickler screams with rage, which causes him to explode.

"Sorry about that." Krabs assures us. "We were tricked and taken prisoner by The Tickler. But now we're all here. Aren't you from a comic book based on the series and not a series itself? I guess you count as a comic character, but we don't know how Vul feels about comic characters. 17:41, 10 October 2020 CaptainCape

'He probably hates them, but not as much as cartoon characters and video game characters,' I say. 'Anyways, we should go to the Stellaris dimension or any other video game as soon as possible, before Vul's minions get there!' 18:56, 10 October 2020 Chase McFly Mr. Krabs uses dimensional energy to open a portal to the Stellaris dimension under the sand. We go through, and use a loudspeaker to call Cape’s creatures. 19:19, 10 October 2020 CaptainCape

The half-eagles appear from behind a spaceship. 'We managed to turn into ourselves again using technology from here,' Panthera Leucocephalus explains. 'And we met the Mickey Mouse from this universe, he's a weird alien rat thing.' 19:58, 10 October 2020 Chase McFly The other cartoon characters round up the Stellaris Pokey-Eyes. I see the Mickey Mouse rat, and an arm, which I deduce is The Tickler's, coming through the ceiling. I throw the alien rat thing to The Tickler. He takes it, laughing. "A present for Vul. How delightful." What Tickler doesn't realize is he left a small hole in the ceiling that leads back to the NES world. 20:09, 10 October 2020 CaptainCape

'Hey, who are you?' Chairwoman Cabroxi, who is the leader of the Stellaris Pokey-Eyes, asks me. 'You remind me of our first ruler, Cape Kragils. He died when he fought the giant interdimensional space monster after it ate our best scientist, Anip Awesome. But we managed to restore him as a robot!' 10:12, 11 October 2020 Chase McFly “I am Cape Awesome,” Cape replies.

“THE Cape Awesome?” Cabroxi asks, her pupils forming into hearts. “I’ve heard so much about you! You grow the sour beans-the very sour beans that can kill mice and revive the dead!” 13:21, 11 October 2020 CaptainCape

'Yes, that's right!' I say. 'Do you happen to have some? I want to... uhhh... export them to Asino!'

'Asino?' Cabroxi asks. 'I guess the Ungrits need some of your sour beans for their next war against the Batorok Union.' 14:25, 11 October 2020 Chase McFly Epac jumps out of Cape's backpack. "Took a page out of Vandaag's book. Look, Cape, I know I work for Vul now, but here, take the sour beans. You may remember when we were kids, we saw a Stellaris Pokey-Eye. She had some of those beans." He places a bag in Cape's hand. "Gonna go kill some fairies!" Epac goes through the hole and disappears. 14:28, 11 October 2020 CaptainCape

'Vul?' a strange creature with a fish head in a soldier uniform asks. 'Is he some enemy general? I'm Aski Schash, by the way. I come from the Schash. Do you fancy a cup of canihaveyourautograph?' 14:38, 11 October 2020 Chase McFly “No,” Cape replies.

“Oh,” Aski says. “In that case, I’ll have to kidnap you, son of my best scientist.” Before Cape can respond, Aski steals his limbs and locks him up in the basement of his ship. He then flies the spaceship out of the Stellaris dimension, which turns his crew members into their NES versions. Shockingly, they’re all versions of cartoon characters. One of them is a Mickey Mouse rat, who summons Vul in his backpack. It turns out Vul is the captain of the spaceship. 14:44, 11 October 2020 CaptainCape

'Thanks for teaching me how to use this long-lost network of teleportation backpacks only known to demons and serial killers,' Vul says once he gets out of the alien rat's backpack. The alien rat bows. 14:52, 11 October 2020 Chase McFly Cape is screaming his head off, until Vul knocks on his door. “Join me for dinner, Cape. We’re having deep-fried human.” 14:54, 11 October 2020 CaptainCape

'Uhh, I'm vegetarian,' I say.

'EAT THE FOOD,' Vul says in a deep, demonic voice.

'Fine, fine! I can't eat without limbs, though,' I say. 14:58, 11 October 2020 Chase McFly Vul gives Cape back his arms and legs, before taking him to the table. “Hmmm...let’s put you in this striped jumpsuit.” As Cape begins eating the roasted human, Vul finishes putting him in a prison jumpsuit. “Want the wallaby with mayonnaise? I forgot to mention, I’m trying to kill you.” 15:00, 11 October 2020 CaptainCape

I spit out the roasted human in shock. 'You're trying to WHAT?! I know I shouldn't have trusted you, you Gravidus!' 15:05, 11 October 2020 Chase McFly “Look, Cape,” Vul says. “A full moon.” This makes everyone transform back into their true monstrous forms. They begin fighting each other and shaking the ship.

“Terrified?” Vul grins at Cape. 15:05, 11 October 2020 CaptainCape

Aski Schash is aiming a water gun filled with mayonnaise at a Stellaris Ungrit.

'If you don't eat the wallaby with mayonnaise, you'll meet the same fate as this poor ant alien,' Vul continues. 15:11, 11 October 2020 Chase McFly Meanwhile, I find Stellaris Anip Awesome’s daughter, Qiucai, who is often called “Cape” because of her trademark red cape. “You know, I lived on Gravildus of your universe beginning in my teen years,” Qiucai says. “I was rescued by a family called the Kragilses. They found me an adoptive father. But I’ve never been too sure about my real one. He gave me sour beans a bit before his death, but I lost them.” 15:16, 11 October 2020 CaptainCape

'Your real father was eaten by a giant, interdimensional space monster,' Chase explains.

'You mean the Dimensional Horror?' Qiucai says. 'I've heard of it. Mostly because of the Dimensional Horror Vinegar that they sell in stores since the monster's defeat.' 15:26, 11 October 2020 Chase McFly "I will help you find Cape," I assure Qiucai. "From the way you talk about him, you seem to be in love with him.

"That's right," Qiucai finally says after some moments of silence. "And we'll go take that red VW Beetle that has been modified into a spaceship and is being commandeered by a recently resurrected SpongeBob."

"Stealing? But that doesn't-" I begin.

"It's in my blood," Qiucai assures me. "Stealing spaceships? I was born to do this." I nod my head, finally agreeing with her. 16:01, 11 October 2020 CaptainCape

Meanwhile...

'Eat the food, Cape,' Vul repeats in a menacing voice. 'Or you'll meet Schash's mayonnaise gun, or Mickey Alien's mayonnaise sword, or the mayonnaise weapons of my other minions!' 16:09, 11 October 2020 Chase McFly Cape does not eat the food. Instead, he runs and hides in a closet. More and more of the evil Stellaris creatures look for means to torture Cape. Finally, they trap in a cage, dangled over a lava pit. "You will be hanged!" 16:13, 11 October 2020 CaptainCape

Meanwhile, back at the VW...

'You know, I saw a friend of my adopted father steal his employer's spaceship,' Qiucai explains. 'I know exactly how to do this!' She breaks the VW's window, climbs inside and turns off the alarm. 16:20, 11 October 2020 Chase McFly "Who are you?" SpongeBob asks.

"She is with me!" I exclaim. "I am feared space captain Chase McFly, and this is the daughter of legendary space explorer Anip Awesome. Mind if we steal your ship? We must rescue Qiucai's dear friend Cape Kragils! Vul Smile's minions mistook him for her because he has her sour beans!"

"Eh, go ahead," SpongeBob says as I get in the cockpit of the ship. "Always up for a good love story!" 16:27, 11 October 2020 SpongeTron D SpongeTron D

Then SpongeTron D arrives 17:18, 11 October 2020 SirBenelux

"Hey, I know you." I say to SpongeTron D. "Hi SpongeTron D!" 17:22, 11 October 2020 SpongeTron D SpongeTron D

"Hello Sir Benelux" 17:22, 11 October 2020 This reply has been removed SirBenelux

"There's this crazy murderer named Vul Smile who's killing off cartoon characters, and I was wondering if you could help us." I say. "And he kidnapped Cape!"

(Members of the resistance who were in the helicopter:

SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs, Sandy, Plankton, Karen, Mrs. Puff, Pearl, Billy, Larry, Bubble Bass, Flying Dutchman

Simpsons: Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa, Maggie, Ned, Milhouse, Burns, Smithers, Moe

Loud House: Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa) Edited by Chase McFly    17:30, 11 October 2020 Chase McFly "Sure," SpongeTron says. "But who is Cape again?"

"He's our NES God, so finding him is a liability," I explain. "Qiucai, do you have any idea where he might be?"

"Probably in the underwater town of Crime Bottom," Qiucai says. "Serial killers, like Mr. Smile, go there often." 17:54, 11 October 2020 SpongeTron D SpongeTron D

"Woah, how did they take Cape?" I ask. Edited by Chase McFly    18:13, 11 October 2020 Chase McFly "We think it was mistaken identity," I say. Meanwhile, Cape's arms and legs are gone again, and being used as erasers and eating utensils by Vul's minions, much to Cape's horror. 18:14, 11 October 2020 SpongeTron D SpongeTron D

"Aw Man, poor Cape" 18:15, 11 October 2020 CaptainCape

'Hey, let's keep using his legs as forks!' Mickey Alien (the alien rat) says, eating some of the remaining wallaby meat with one of my legs. 18:48, 11 October 2020 Chase McFly "Hey, what do you know?" Tan M&M asks. "I see another spaceship! We can steal its gold for Captain Smile. All the more to enchant our dear Cape Awesome with while we hang him back at the base!" 18:52, 11 October 2020 SpongeTron D SpongeTron D

"I'll get the rope for the hang." One of the Stellaris Pokey-Eyes says. Edited by Chase McFly    19:00, 11 October 2020 CaptainCape

A Stellaris Ungrit is looking at the spaceship through a telescope. 'This is one of those Batorok spaceships with golden armor and weapons!' he says. 'We can rob more gold AND more weapons!' 18:58, 11 October 2020 Chase McFly "No! You guys are criminals! More cannot face your corrupt ways!" Cape screams. Cape is then locked up in a cage, and a few days pass.

"Wakey wakey, Capey Capey!" Vul says. "We're now super rich, and we have arrived at the place where you can be hanged!" Edited by Chase McFly    19:01, 11 October 2020 CaptainCape

'Let me guess, I'm being hanged above a pit of lava?' I ask, rolling my eyes. 19:03, 11 October 2020 Chase McFly "No, lava is far too tame," Vul grins wickedly. "We have something much better." He walks Cape to a pit of venomous snakes. There is a dumpster full of beans under the rope. "The beans have great power. They can grant your once truest wish. But here's the catch: only those with the blood of Stellaris Pokey-Eyes can use it. If a non-Stellaris creature were to drop those beans in, we would remain powerless. Now, drop the sour beans. You are the son of Stellaris Pokey-Eye scientist Anip Awesome, correct?" 19:12, 11 October 2020 CaptainCape

'Well, yes, but actually no,' I say. 'I'm Cape Kragils, the son of Cloak Kragils, who is not a Stellaris Pokey-Eye or a scientist. Sorry.' 19:17, 11 October 2020 Chase McFly "Goddamn it!" Vul says. "We have come all this way for nothing. All those cartoon characters I killed, and I thought this would be the moment I finally accomplished the task. We might as well keep you as a prisoner, until we find the right person. In the meantime, I'll kill more cartoon characters to give Stellaris zombies their brains." 19:21, 11 October 2020 CaptainCape

'Fine, I gave up on convincing you to stop killing people anyway,' I say. 'Just stop taking off my legs to use them as forks, okay?' 19:28, 11 October 2020 Chase McFly "Have your legs," Vul says. "We need them when we throw you out the window.

"Guys, we've been at this a few days. Is there any sign of another spacecraft? Because hopefully we find the one that has Cape. We gotta get him back," I say.

"I wish I had my sour beans," Qiuchai sighs. 19:30, 11 October 2020 SpongeTron D SpongeTron D

"I can get some sour beans if you want" 19:31, 11 October 2020 Chase McFly "That won't be necessary, SpongeTron," Qiuchai says. "Thanks for the offer though. Look, a ship! It's headed for Earth's moon. That must be where they're keeping Cape!" 19:33, 11 October 2020 CaptainCape

'Let's go there before they kill more people!' Billy says, replacing his propellor cap with a Spartan war helmet. 19:50, 11 October 2020 Chase McFly Aski Schash turns around the ship, and it heads right for the VW, causing the two ships to collide. Now, it's Stellaris Monsters versus NES/Cartoon characters. 19:54, 11 October 2020 CaptainCape Burns bird

Doesn't this look a bit like Mr. Burns? Mr. Burns starts fighting a grey and orange bird that looks suspiciously like him. 20:01, 11 October 2020 Chase McFly More and more people keep fighting, and SpongeBob beheads his Stellaris counterpart. Vul starts firing a gun at the Louds, but I do some karate and hold him back. I hold him back until finally, Qiuchae is able to get out of our spaceship safely, and reach the other one. "I am who you're looking for, the solution to your problems, the daughter of Anip Awesome," She says. "Cape's sour beans are mine. I am sorry." 20:06, 11 October 2020 KKirby KKirby

Everyone who doesn't know already gasps at this info, and this seems to bring a stop to the fighting for a short period of time, giving the people in the cartoon side a moment's rest.

"Woah," Vul states excitedly before he tries to run towards Qiuchae with a devious smile on his face... However... 12:53, 12 October 2020 Chase McFly Vul is distracted by Cape jumping out the window and falling into the abyss of space. He laughs. "Well, he's free alright! Maybe not as you wanted, but he's free! As for you two..." He shoots tranquilizer darts at me and Qiuchae, and tells the Stellaris entities (who are his only remaining minions now) to take us down to the rocket dungeon. 12:57, 12 October 2020 CaptainCape

It turns out there was an episode of this universe's SpongeBob SquarePants (called StarBob NoPants) being recorded here. As some of Vul's minions take Chase and Qiucai to the dungeon, the remaining cartoon characters hope this episode of StarBob NoPants won't be broadcasted. 13:32, 12 October 2020 Chase McFly Qiucai and I argue a lot. However, this stops when they take Qiucai away to be hanged, since she has the sour beans. It also gives me the perfect opportunity to escape and go looking for Cape. 13:43, 12 October 2020 CaptainCape

While some Mr. Burns-like birds take away Qiucai, Chase starts looking for me. Finally, he finds out that I arrived on a barren planet called Uka Kuka. Edited by CaptainCape    14:45, 12 October 2020 Chase McFly "I know how dangerous it was, Cape, but I left Qiuchai behind. I had to find you, even though we have no way home." I explain. 15:00, 12 October 2020 CaptainCape

'Oh, thanks,' I say. 'I suppose we can wait until some trade spaceship finds us. Does Vul and his weird Stellaris minions know you escaped?' 15:06, 12 October 2020 Chase McFly "Yes, and they'll probably come looking for me, so I'm gonna stay on this island for a while. You can leave without me."

A few stressful days pass, and finally, SpongeBob and the other cartoon characters pick up Cape. However, I don't come. 15:09, 12 October 2020 CaptainCape

I find a newspaper in the spaceship. There's nothing about Vul or his minions in it, but the show StarBob NoPants was cancelled 'for unknown reasons'. 15:19, 12 October 2020 Chase McFly I decide to fly through space myself, until I return to the place where Qiuchai is to be hanged. I make a bargain with Vul and his minions to give me a lot of money and I'll find a much grander way to get Quichai's blood. 15:23, 12 October 2020 CaptainCape

'But return quickly, okay?' Vul says.

'And can I have your autograph?' Aski asks. 15:37, 12 October 2020 Chase McFly "Uh, sure," I say, signing "Captain Chase McFly". Meanwhile, SpongeBob tells Cape he found him a girlfriend. 15:40, 12 October 2020 CaptainCape

[flashbacks to meeting NES Cade in Chapter 6 Part 2]

[flashbacks to meeting Urdrreem in Chapter 5 Part 1]

I pretend being excited. 'Really? That's nice, I suppose. Where is she?' 15:54, 12 October 2020 Chase McFly "She's back in Bikini Bottom. Her name is Ellaris. You'll love her," SpongeBob says. 15:56, 12 October 2020 CaptainCape

'I hope she isn't crazy like my first two girlfriends,' I say. 16:07, 12 October 2020 Chase McFly Eventually, the ship Qiuchai is being held prisoner in gets to Bikini Bottom. I demand the Stellaris entities to kill all of Ellaris' henchmen. 16:17, 12 October 2020 SpongeTron D SpongeTron D

"LOOK OUT, THE ENTITIES" 16:56, 12 October 2020 Chase McFly Ellaris proposes to Cape, and he freaks out, deciding to instead help Qiuchai fight the Stellaris creatures. 18:29, 12 October 2020 CaptainCape

I knock out one of the Mr. Burns birds with a microwave I bought from the Barg'N-Mart. 'You see,  this is what I like about microwaves!' I say. 'You can use them to cook and to fight!' 18:39, 12 October 2020 Chase McFly Qiuchai cuts off her hand, and covers it in sour beans. She then tosses it in the dumpster. "Looks like you have Stellaris Pokey-Eye blood. Which means you're able to be killed." Qiuchai says, grinning wickedly at Vul. "And once you kill an immortal, all the deaths they ever caused, even indirect, are reverted." 18:46, 12 October 2020 CaptainCape

I grab one of the unconscious alien birds and throw it at Vul, in an attempt to kill him. 18:52, 12 October 2020 Chase McFly Vul dies. Suddenly, a pink hand pops out of the ground. It's Patrick!

"Huh, what did I miss?" Patrick asks.

"Not so fast, this man stole two spaceships and some sour beans! We shall hang him!" An angry fish says, taking me to a field with some rope. 18:54, 12 October 2020 CaptainCape

'As your NES God, I order you to leave him alone!' I yell at the angry fish. 'Besides, I had no idea that you guys even execute people. That's so seventeenth century.' 19:00, 12 October 2020 Chase McFly "Cape, me boy," Krabs says. "What makes you so sure this isn't the 17th century?" Meanwhile, I am released, and decide to escape into space. 19:04, 12 October 2020 CaptainCape

'Does this look like the age of American colonies, the Thirty Years' War and the philsophy of Descartes?' I ask.

'Yes!' Mr. Krabs replies. 19:15, 12 October 2020 Chase McFly Cape and Qiuchai kiss. SpongeBob apologizes for interrupting the moment, but says we should start visiting the other cartoons to make sure everyone was revived. 19:18, 12 October 2020 CaptainCape

'Oh, good idea,' I say. We quickly head to O-Town to check if Rocko's dog Spunky was revived. 19:21, 12 October 2020 Chase McFly "Spunky!" Rocko says happily. "And Scanki too! This is awesome!" He pulls up Phineas and Ferb on video chat, and they are also relieved to both be alive. 19:55, 12 October 2020 BalloonyFan6789

"Seems like it's going pretty good so far! But I forgot who else died!" I say. 12:39, 13 October 2020 Chase McFly We head to where The Casagrandes are, and Bobby greets us enthusiastically. 12:47, 13 October 2020 CaptainCape

Squidward is also there, alive and well. However, he's too busy playing his clarinet to thank us for reviving him. 13:37, 13 October 2020 Chase McFly “Who wants a party?” Hoh Sus asks. 13:39, 13 October 2020 CaptainCape

'Me!' I say. Weirdtalon starts baking a huge mousecake shaped like Vul Smile being crushed by a microwave. 13:46, 13 October 2020 Chase McFly The party ends up being at Ho-sis’ house. 13:48, 13 October 2020 CaptainCape

Ho sss offers everyone a cup of whatryadoin and some Insane Toast with Shesh Marmalade on it. 13:56, 13 October 2020 Chase McFly I begin eating the toast, only to turn green.

“Insane Toast is the pride of the Shesh,” Soloh says. 14:00, 13 October 2020 SirBenelux

Rupert Price then barges in. "What did I miss?" he says.

"Vul Smile is dead, Tan M&M was nowhere to be seen after Vul's death, everyone killed by Vul was instantly revived, and we are having a big party at Ho-sis' house with all these cartoon characters." I explain.

"I'm right here!" Tan M&M says, dancing with his partner Purple M&M. "I was snapped out of Vul's control after he died, and so were the rest of his minions. Now I'm a new man!"

"And guess what?" I say. "I decided to build a Sir Benelux's Sandwich State next to this house! Now Ho-sis can order stuff from it whenever he wants!"

"What happened to the original house next door?" Ho-sis says.

"The police had that place condemned, so I demolished it and built one of my restaurants in its place." I say.

"I understand everything." Rupert says, before doing the Distraction Dance.

At the food table, Patrick sprays Cheese Fizz into his mouth. Smithers then takes some Cheese Fizz to put on his sandwich.

"Hey, that was mine!" Patrick says, upon taking away the Cheese Fizz from Smithers after the latter has finished using it on his sandwich.

At the dancefloor, Topbot is showing off his moves to some of the dancers. Mr. Turner compliments Topbot's dancing by saying "Darn, sweet moves, robot! Respect."

At the TV room, Proto and Super Why watch a movie called Virusbusters (a parody of Ghostbusters), where a group of men hunt down computer viruses. Proto and Super Why are eating popcorn while watching the movie.

Comic Book Guy has ordered the Earl Special from the nearby Sandwich State, but comments that it is the "worst sandwich ever".

Meanwhile, the Popcorn Bag comes by with more of his popped foods. Yoshi comes and eats them all. After that, 27 more party guests, like Two from BFDI (coming in with some of his homemade tea), North Koreaball, Mr. Bean, and Better Benelux, arrive. Mr. Bean talks to Teddy about this party and that it's the best one around. Edited by SirBenelux    14:31, 13 October 2020 Chase McFly Then, Ho-sis decides to show everyone new episodes of Just Hop Into The Fireplace. This delights Baltic Boat. 14:45, 13 October 2020 CaptainCape

The show is exactly what we expected it to be: a bunch of people in, on and below the Shesh pushing each other into fireplaces.

'This is a great episode!' Baltic Boat says after ten (rather boring) minutes of seeing people being pushed into fireplaces. 15:02, 13 October 2020 Chase McFly Soloh then plays The Sheshventures of Sheshy the Shesh Marmalade Shesh. 15:04, 13 October 2020 CaptainCape

'Hey, I was still watching that!' Baltic Boat says, and the two start fighting over the remote. Aski Schash, who survived the fight in the Stellaris dimension, ends up getting the remote. He plays The Schash Zone, a show about strange things happening in the Stellaris dimension. 15:16, 13 October 2020 Chase McFly Cereal Bowl then reveals he was filming us ever since we started planning going to the Stellaris dimension. He has also edited it as a movie, and called it "Space Pirates of the Milky Way." 15:22, 13 October 2020 CaptainCape

'Can I have your autograph?' Aski asks excitedly. 'I love collecting autographs of famous people! And you're famous!' 15:46, 13 October 2020 Chase McFly "Yes, certainly," Cereal Bowl says. He signs, "Cereal Bowl, new head of Magic Hat Productions and best filmmaker in the universe." 15:49, 13 October 2020 CaptainCape

'And my next movie will be about the Baltic Sea demanding boats, and fighting it out with the North Sea on a beach,' Cereal Bowl reveals. 16:01, 13 October 2020 Chase McFly "Hm, very cool," I say. "I guess we'll add Cereal to the Future, Space Pirates of the Milky Way, and that to the list." 16:03, 13 October 2020 CaptainCape

Meanwhile, Weirdtalon has finished his mousecake sculpture. He proudly shows it to us. 19:28, 13 October 2020 Chase McFly “Nice sculpture!” I say. “You didn’t put Vul Smile in there, did you?” I then trip on a pile of cups. 19:31, 13 October 2020 CaptainCape

'Of course I did,' Weirdtalon says.

'Just kidding! I only chopped up his parents.' 19:47, 13 October 2020 SpongeTron D SpongeTron D

"THE PARENTS?" 19:54, 13 October 2020 CaptainCape

'Come on, griffins eat mice! That's nature!' Weirdtalon says.

'Uhhh, what do you think of the party, Weirdtalon?' I quickly ask to change the topic. 20:01, 13 October 2020 Chase McFly "This party? What do I think of this party?" Weirdtalon asks. "It's awesome. But I think the mousecake is running low. Wanna watch more MHP movies?" 20:32, 13 October 2020 CaptainCape

'Sure!' I say, and Weirdtalon inserts a DVD of 'Planet of the M&Ms'. 10:31, 14 October 2020 Chase McFly After watching the movie, Hoh Sus asks who actually killed Vul. 12:08, 14 October 2020 CaptainCape

'Well, I threw one of the weird Mr. Burns-like bird aliens at Vul after Qiucai made him mortal,' I say. 13:08, 14 October 2020 Chase McFly Hoh Sus gives Cape free Insane Toast with Shesh Marmalade in the shape of a Pokey-Eye. 13:09, 14 October 2020 CaptainCape

'Thanks!' I say, eating the Insane Toast. 'Hey, why don't I feel insane at all?'

'That's because you already are insane,' Hoh Sus laughs. 13:18, 14 October 2020 Chase McFly Pace and Meerdrru (NES) then show up. Soloh is shocked to see Pace. 13:21, 14 October 2020 CaptainCape

Pace ignores Soloh. 'What did I miss?' he asks.

'An evil, half-Swedish mouse killed a lot of cartoon characters but we killed him using sour beans from a dimension based on the video game Stellaris and everyone was revived,' I explain.

'Oh. Okay then,' Pace says. 13:33, 14 October 2020 Chase McFly “But Enore-Erone...” Urdrreem says.

“Unfortunately,” I clarify. “We revived her too.” 13:43, 14 October 2020 CaptainCape

'Does anyone want some soybeans?' Peruvian Soy Eagle says, putting down a plate of soy cookies on the table. 'Or the famous sour beans used for ENORE_ERONE?' 13:55, 14 October 2020 Chase McFly “That’s kinda gross, Uncle,” Weirdtalon says.

SpongeBob then screams. “Every member of Bikini Bottom’s possessions and all the building will be transported to a place called Ultimate Coral Palace! But not the Krusty Krab or the sidewalks, which are to be bulldozed! This happens in 5 days!” Edited by Chase McFly    14:56, 14 October 2020 CaptainCape

'Someone think of the pedestrians!' Billy says.

'Well, SpongeBob, you can always work on my soy farm,' Peruvian Soy Eagle suggests.

'Or as a spy!' Peruvian Spy Eagle adds.

'Or you can be the star on the new StarBob NoPants show!' Aski says. 'Get it? Star?' 14:50, 14 October 2020 Chase McFly Weirdtalon starts feeling sick, and drops to the ground. 15:15, 14 October 2020 CaptainCape

'Weirdtalon!' I shout. 'What's wrong? Did you eat your uncle's soy cookies?' 15:21, 14 October 2020 Chase McFly "I think it may have been Enore-Erone," Weirdtalon says.

"Did I not tell you Enore-Erone can make you have nausea and act like a maniac? Oops," Urdreem says. 15:27, 14 October 2020 CaptainCape

'That would've been helpful,' I say. 'Why did you even invent chocolate that kills people, makes people nauseous and makes them act like a maniac too?' 15:59, 14 October 2020 Chase McFly “Because I’m evil?” Urdrreem suggests. Weirdtalon grabs a Krabby Patty with his talon and throws it into the trash. 17:44, 14 October 2020 CaptainCape

'You were killed by your master Vul!' I say. 'TWICE!' Urdrreem shrugs. 'Why would that make me less evil? 18:25, 14 October 2020 Chase McFly Weirdtalon then reaches for a piece of mousecake, and throws it at Hoh Sus. 18:33, 14 October 2020 This reply has been removed CaptainCape

It hits Hoh Sus in his face. 'You'll pay for that!' Hoh Sus yells as he grabs a jar of Shesh Marmalade. 19:02, 14 October 2020 Chase McFly Hoh Sus then gives Soloh a glare. Soloh seems to understand, and sends an email to thesheshauthorities.com. 19:09, 14 October 2020 SirBenelux reply to #411

Hoh Sus then throws some Shesh Marmalade at Weirdtalon. "Why you little!" Weirdtalon says as he gets more mousecake from my restaurant. 05:45, 15 October 2020 SpongeTron D SpongeTron D

"Get all the mousecake you need" 05:46, 15 October 2020 Chase McFly Hoh Sus then says "The Shesh has just declared war on Earth for this!" TMBG comes in to play "Filler Night." 11:07, 15 October 2020 CaptainCape

'We should prepare for the great Food War after this song is over!' I say while dancing to Filler Night. 12:09, 15 October 2020 Chase McFly Then I decide to close the thread. 12:25, 15 October 2020