This Isn't Earth, Gravildus, or Batorok/Transcript

Chase McFly 22-03-2020

"Kosembourg, wake up!" SirCenelux says.

Eye pod 15 22-03-2020

vulmel wouldve stoppen sleeping on a rock

Captain Cape 22-03-2020

'What?' Benelux asks sleepily.

Chase McFly 22-03-2020

"You were having a bit of a fit last night in your dreams. Were thrashing around like crazy." Cenelux says.

Captain Cape 22-03-2020

Benelux shrugs. Of course, countryballs don't have arms, so nothing happens.

Chase McFly 22-03-2020

"I think you must have fallen asleep in front of the tv again." Cenelux laughs. "Get dressed, we'll be late for work."

FourIsBestHost 22-03-2020

My doppelganger, Fivey, then proceeds to ask how can someone fall asleep while watching TV.

Captain Cape 22-03-2020

'Well, there's a few boring TV shows. Like cooking shows,' Benelux responds.

'Like, why should I know how to prepare quiche?'

Chase McFly 22-03-2020

"Can you kindly go back to Bugtown?" Cenelux asks Fivey, before turning to Benelux. "Just get ready. You kept mumbling "the dawn of time" in your sleep too."

Captain Cape 22-03-2020

Benelux walks... or bounces... or whatever towards his wardrobe.

Eye pod 15 22-03-2020

vulmel falls back asleep on a rock outside the house

FourIsBestHost 22-03-2020

A Borb gets near Vulmel, trying to wake him up.

Eye pod 15 22-03-2020

vulmel would wake up

Chase McFly 22-03-2020

Benelux holds the curtains weirdly, not really understanding how any of it is real. "I think one of Bill's human balls did a number on you," Cenelux says.

Captain Cape 22-03-2020

The Borb stares at Vulmel and tilts its head in curiosity.

Chase McFly 22-03-2020

"Have a cool day, bro," Benelux says uneasily as he steps out the door and Joann calls. "Where are you, the nobel peace prize is being awarded?"

Eye pod 15 22-03-2020

music notes doppelganger is currently flash grenading a dummy to ash

Eye pod 15 22-03-2020

music notes doppelganger prefers flash grenades over flamethrowers

FourIsBestHost 22-03-2020

Benelux: "Sorry, I was just getting ready."

Chase McFly 22-03-2020

"Don't let Talia blow her gasket," Joann says. "Just fly over here!"

Eye pod 15 22-03-2020

"Aw great, i need another dummy" nusic mote says

(Nusic mote is now the name of music notes doppelganger)

FourIsBestHost 22-03-2020

I look at Nusic Mote, and tell him I will look for a dummy.

FourIsBestHost 22-03-2020

Benelux: "Wait, fly where? To Yakco?"

Chase McFly 22-03-2020

"Yes," Joann says. Once Benelux gets there, Joann says he looks like he had a very weird dream.

Captain Cape 22-03-2020

'I dreamed about the universe being reborn,' Benelux explains. 'And now, I feel as if everything is... not real...'

Chase McFly 22-03-2020

"That's pretty dramatic," Joann laughs. "The ceremony is just beginning..." Talinight walks on stage for receive his nobel peace prize.

Captain Cape 22-03-2020

'To be honest, I almost forgot about Tali's ceremony, I was still thinking about my dream,' Benelux admits.

Eye pod 15 22-03-2020

vulmel would be making digireedoo noises, as usual

Chase McFly 22-03-2020

"Talinight, or Blake, is the best guy, glad he deserves this award," Joann says, noticing Benelux's weirded-out expression.

Captain Cape 22-03-2020

'Hmph, okay then. I recall him wanting to kill me in my dream,' Benelux mutters. 'What? Blake killing you? That's so funny!' Joann laughs.

Chase McFly 22-03-2020

Talinight stands on stage making a speech about how he stands with humanity and winks at Benelux (bewerkt)

Captain Cape 22-03-2020

Benelux winks back and applauds at his speech with his fake arms, which he wears in public.

Chase McFly 22-03-2020

Later, at Benelux’s superhero headquarters, Cenelux discusses how Talinight has so many nominations for awards, being the best guy there is.

Captain Cape 22-03-2020

'Sorry, I forgot - was this Talinight's first award? Or did he get other awards earlier? Sorry, I'm just confused,' Benelux asks.

FourIsBestHost 22-03-2020

"He got a lot!" Cenelux says. "Too many to count!"

Captain Cape 22-03-2020

'And Nobel Prizes? Is this his first one?' Benelux asks. 'Sorry, I'm just confused!' he repeats.

Chase McFly 22-03-2020

"I know why you don't remember," Bill says. "It's because we're from the world where he's a psychopathic lunatic."

Captain Cape 22-03-2020

'Oh, yeah, I think that's the cause of my confusion. That, or my strange dream,' Benelux says. 'Have you ever had a very intense dream that you keep thinking about all day?'

Chase McFly 22-03-2020

"That was not a dream. A new universe has been created around us and we only remember because we were saviors." Bill says.

SirBenelux 22-03-2020

"Well, I think I've been brainwashed or something." I say.

Chase McFly 22-03-2020

"Nah, it's just a new universe," Bill says. "Talinight being a good guy may be the first of many changes we will face here."

SirBenelux 22-03-2020

"Anyways, what's going on outside?" I ask.

Chase McFly 22-03-2020

"Some weather villain is using an electric staff to make it rain," Bill says. "That's odd, I thought it was only in BFrit's universe,"

SirBenelux 22-03-2020

"Isn't raining normal?" I ask again.

Chase McFly 22-03-2020

"No, I meant the villain with superpowered tech. I thought only BFrit's Earth had superpowered tech,"

SirBenelux 22-03-2020

"What else is happening outside?" I ask once again.

Chase McFly 22-03-2020

"You're a superhero, go stop the villain," Bill says.

SirBenelux 22-03-2020

"Kay-kay," I say. I fly out of my HQ (or my home) to stop the villain. "Hey, you!" says the villain. "What are you doing here?" "I'm here to stop you." I say. I then bump into the villain and the latter falls off the building, along with his staff.

Chase McFly 22-03-2020

BFrit ends up also having fought him at the same time. "That's weird," BFrit says. "I thought Electricity Wizard was only in my universe,"

SirBenelux 22-03-2020

I go back into my penthouse (superhero HQ). "I stopped him." I say.

Chase McFly 22-03-2020

A man comes up to Benelux and BFrit. "My god, I love it when you two come up! Good thing you don't live in parallel universes, am I right? May I have an autograph?"

SirBenelux 22-03-2020

"Aw, shucks." I say. The man then gets his autograph.

Chase McFly 22-03-2020

"Wait, we must now share a universe!" BFrit whispers to Benelux. "That is so freaking cool..."

SirBenelux 22-03-2020

Then, North Koreaball walks in. "Benelux, I'm glad that you restored the multiverse to its former glory." NKball says. "Thank you." "Oh, don't thank me, thank the saviors." I say. (bewerkt)

Chase McFly 22-03-2020

Benelux then goes to BFrit and agrees that it is cool. North Koreaball says that he thought that BFrit, Team Turkey, the Space Myths, and Benelux always worked together.

Meanwhile...

Baldi Patrick is lying unconscious in the sewers, when the police see him.

SirBenelux 22-03-2020

"Hey bozo!" says Officer Johnson. "What? What is going on..." Baldi Patrick says. "Wake up!" Johnson yells. "Sleeping in the sewers is a federal offense!"

Chase McFly 22-03-2020

Meanwhile...

Meerdrru is wondering Gravildus, looking disoriented, and calls Doomdoggo to ask where he is.

Captain Cape 22-03-2020

'I don't recognize my neighborhood either. It looks a lot different from my hometown Vaniara!' Doomdoggo says.

Chase McFly 22-03-2020

“Maybe the universe changed or something,” Meerdrru says. “I had a weird dream. It was like a crossover or something. We went to this very bar on Gravildus and were recruited by Root...”

Captain Cape 22-03-2020

'Crossover?' Doomdoggo asks. 'Like those weird TV shows? Must've been weird.'

Chase McFly 22-03-2020

Then Bill Wurtz appears. “Hi, good to see you both safe. Since our Earths are now one, you actually know me Doomdoggo, even though I don’t know you because I was a savior,”

Captain Cape 22-03-2020

'I am confusion,' Doomdoggo responds. 'Anyways, I think I remember you. You made music, right?'

Chase McFly 22-03-2020

Bill restores Doomdoggo’s memory. “I’ve been going around restoring people’s memories of the original timeline,”

SirBenelux 23-03-2020

Meanwhile, back in my penthouse, "I'm going outside for a bit." I say. "Don't do anything stupid while I'm gone."

Chase McFly 23-03-2020

Meerdrru asks about Cape, but Bill says he disappeared without a trace and should go check the Turkeycave.

Captain Cape 23-03-2020

'Okay, I'll probably head for the Turkeycave then,' Meerdrru says. 'I hope Cape is there.'

Chase McFly 23-03-2020

Meerdrru arrives at the Turkeycave, noticing that Cape’s suit is missing. Drrumeer says Cade saw no trace of Cape on the whole planet.

Captain Cape 23-03-2020

'That's very strange! He can't have vanished in thin air... or can he?' Meerdrru wonders.

Chase McFly 23-03-2020

“Now I’ve lost him twice and wasn’t even there...” Rocko groans.

Captain Cape 24-03-2020

'We should try and find him! Let's ask the other Team Turkey members about it!' Meerdrru encourages Rocko.

Chase McFly 24-03-2020

"I mean, we're really all that's left, me, Sonic, and Ddrumeer," Rocko sighs. "There's no point." He hugs Meerdrru.

Captain Cape 24-03-2020

'B-But we can ask Sonic, right?' Meerdrru asks, becoming more and more worried about Turkape.

Chase McFly 24-03-2020

"I just got a call from Natalie, about Bill Wurtz and Baldi Patrick," Sonic says. "Gotta go." He heads to Bugtown.

"How is he, Natalie?" Sonic asks.

Captain Cape 25-03-2020

Natalie takes Sonic to the B.A.S.I.C.S Labs med bay. Baldi Patrick and an unhappy-looking Bill are there. 'Bill told me that Baldi Patrick set off a bomb,' Natalie explains.

Chase McFly 25-03-2020

"He damned us all to hell!" Bill exclaims. "Destroyed everything!"

Captain Cape 25-03-2020

'Hey Bill, please calm down,' Sonic says. 'Could you explain what exactly he did wrong?'

Chase McFly 25-03-2020

"Just a second..." Bill restores Baldi Patrick, Sonic and and Natalie's TPUWCPADOSU memories and Baldi Patrick wakes up. "EvilBob took control of me and made me start an antimatter canon, I'm so sorry," BP says.

Captain Cape 25-03-2020

'I guess it's alright,' Sonic says. 'After all, I didn't remember anything about it until Bill restored my memories.'

Chase McFly 25-03-2020

(Sonic returns to Gravildus City, where he sees Benelux and BFrit entering the Turkeycave(

SirBenelux 27-03-2020

"Whoa there guys!" Sonic says. "What are you gonna do in the Turkeycave?"

Chase McFly 27-03-2020

“We heard Cape didn’t make it? That’s sad,” BFrit says.

Captain Cape 27-03-2020

'I wish we knew where to find him!' Meerdrru hopes.

Chase McFly 27-03-2020

"On the bright side, Country City, Yakco, the A.H.A., and even Countryball are in this universe now," Benelux says.

SirBenelux 27-03-2020

"Yeah, and Mount Saint Universe stopped erupting," BFrit says. "What was before the old multiverse's destruction!" I yell.

Chase McFly 27-03-2020

"There's a giant Views plushie attacking the city," Rocko says, showing a monitor that has a giant plushie walking downtown saying he's hungry.

SirBenelux 27-03-2020

"Oh my god..." BFrit says. "What do we do?"

Captain Cape 27-03-2020

'We must stop it!' Meerdrru exclaims. 'If we only had Cape with us...'

SirBenelux 27-03-2020

Meanwhile... "Me hungry!' yells the Views plushie.

Captain Cape 27-03-2020

It grabs a car from the road and throws it into a nearby lake. 'Can't eat car! Need real food!' the plushie screams.

Chase McFly 27-03-2020

Meerdrru calls Eigfrindlr, who says she doesn't know anything about why the plushie is attacking. She asks Ho-sis if he knows.

SirBenelux 27-03-2020

"I don't know either." Ho-sis says. "Why don't we ask Painfully Honest Buhdeuce about it?" "Good idea." Eigfrindlr says.

KKirby 28-03-2020

However, nobody knows where Painfully Honest Buhdeuce is... so Eigfrindlr and Ho-Sis attempt to locate where he could be. Luckilly, Painfully Honest Buhdeuce walks in at that exact moment

Chase McFly 28-03-2020

Back to everyone else, Doomdoggo, BFrit, Benelux, Max, CheeseCrocker, and Meerdrru show up downtown to fight the pkushie. CheeseCrocker says it could be a diversion.

Captain Cape 28-03-2020

'What do you mean? I don't see any other villains here,' BFrit remarks.

Chase McFly 28-03-2020

BFrit and Meerdrru go to apprehend a bank robber, while Baldi Patrick detects a surge of antimatter.

Chase McFly 29-03-2020

But that’s not what happened, Baldi Patrick just tells the group EviBob is still alive.

Captain Cape 29-03-2020

'What?!' BFrit exclaims. 'I thought he fell apart along with his nether!'

Chase McFly 29-03-2020

“The multiverse rebooted...all is crazy...” Meerdrru says. “I feel like Cape was the last tether to my old life,”

Captain Cape 29-03-2020

'Well, you could try focusing on one of your hobbies. Or one of those Ayurp farms on Gravildus,' BFrit recommends.

Chase McFly 29-03-2020

“I feel so out of place though,” Meerdrru says. “Yes, the Space Myths are my family, and so was Cape. I just can’t believe everyone from my old life is gone...my mother vanished without a trace 3 years ago, my sister is dead...”

Captain Cape 29-03-2020

'Maybe you could ask Ho-Sis if there's anything you could do for him? Or any of the other Space Myths? I'm sure at least one of them will appreciate your help,' BFrit asks.

Chase McFly 29-03-2020

Tax zombies begin attacking Meerdrru and BFrit. Bill calls. “They’re hunting the saviors!”

Captain Cape 29-03-2020

Meerdrru and BFrit get to safety as CheeseCrocker tries to distract the zombies.

Chase McFly 29-03-2020

Meerdrru catches sight of Bibble and flies him to the Turkeycave. “We don’t want them attacking your family!”

Captain Cape 29-03-2020

'Do you think that zombie paperwork is aware of this hideout?' Bibble wonders.

Chase McFly 29-03-2020

“Definitely not,” Doomdoggo says. “From what I can gather, the antimatter EvilBob is made of has made it impossible to directly kill him,”

Captain Cape 29-03-2020

CheeseCrocker comes running into the Turkeycave. 'I think I held them off long enough now,' he says, sweating.

Chase McFly 29-03-2020

“What if we trap him in some sort of microverse?”Bibble asks. “Then he can shrink until he turns to dust!”

Captain Cape 29-03-2020

'Sounds good, a microscopic sponge can't do much harm!' Meerdrru responds, laughing.

Chase McFly 29-03-2020

“Let’s make this quick,” Max says as Bibble and Doomdoggo get to work. “I can’t be late for my book signing,”

Captain Cape 29-03-2020

'Book signing?' Bibble briefly interrupts his work to ask, then continues.

Chase McFly 29-03-2020

“Yeah, I write novels. Using my pseudonym Kyrute Gold, of course. Who’d wanna buy a book by Max the Fly?” Max says.

Captain Cape 29-03-2020

[flashback to Bibble's childhood] Bibble looks at a fly. 'I'm calling this fly... Max!' he says. 'And I bet you write books for your fly brethren!' [end of flashback] 'Hmm, maybe,' Bibble says.

Chase McFly 29-03-2020

“Well, we’ll build the device,” Baldi Patrick says, patting Bibble and and Doomdoggo. “Drrumeer, you stay here at the comms. We’ll work on the Living Boat and the rest of you, get downtown,”

SirBenelux 29-03-2020

"Aye aye, BP." I say.

Chase McFly 29-03-2020

Bill shows Cenelux his new suit. "New universe, new superhero outfit,"

SirBenelux 29-03-2020

"What's the emergency when Baldi Patrick told us we needed to go downtown?" I ask.

Chase McFly 29-03-2020

“Me!” EvilBob says, as tax zombies go into him and make him ginormous.

Captain Cape 30-03-2020

The giant EvilBob launches some sheets of zombified paper at the heroes.

Chase McFly 30-03-2020

Then, EvilBob disappears, saying "You shall meet your end!" Drrumeer then calls on the comms and says that Doomdoggo, Baldi Patrick, and Bibble are using depleted promethium in their device.

Captain Cape 30-03-2020

'Will that be powerful enough?' Meerdrru asks worried.

Chase McFly 30-03-2020

"Yes," Drrumeer says. "The reinforced core is perfect for balancing the chemical reaction. Natalie, Max, get away, horde of tax zombies approaching according to this GPS!"

Captain Cape 30-03-2020

Max grabs Natalie and flies her onto a roof as the tax zombies rush into the street where they stood some moments earlier.

Chase McFly 30-03-2020

"I must say, your superhero outfit is really pretty," Max says to Natalie.

Captain Cape 30-03-2020

'Thanks!' Natalie responds. Before she can say anything about Max's suit, they hear a loud noise: several tax zombies have grabbed a car and are preparing to throw it at the building Max and Natalie are standing on.

Chase McFly 30-03-2020

Scohaix then appears and kills all the tax zombies around the car (bewerkt)

Captain Cape 30-03-2020

He dusts tax zombie shreds off of his weapon of choice: a guitar. 'Thanks!' BFrit says.

Chase McFly 30-03-2020

EvilBob fires grenades at Max and BFrit. "You stupid insects! You are the most doomed of all, you're not heroes!"

Captain Cape 30-03-2020

They manage to avoid the grenades, but the explosions cause the building to become unstable.

Chase McFly 30-03-2020

EvilBob grabs Meerdrru and yells, "SURRENDER! YOUR FRIEND CAPE WAS WEAK!"

Captain Cape 30-03-2020

'NEVER!' Meerdrru screams.

Chase McFly 30-03-2020

EvilBob grows to about 20 thousand feet. "THE AGE OF HEROES NOW ENDS!"

Captain Cape 30-03-2020

Everyone else looks shocked, but far from giving up the fight.

Chase McFly 30-03-2020

From all sides, Bill and the countryballs launch attacks on EvilBob.

SirBenelux 30-03-2020

Then, North Koreaball walks in and asks: "What the fuck is going on here?"

Chase McFly 30-03-2020

North Koreaball launches an attack as well, and meanwhile, Scohaix has taken Max and Natalie to Bugtown to get more tax zombies. "Who are you, Guitar?" Max asks Scohaix. 'Where ya from?"

Captain Cape 30-03-2020

'I'm Scohaix, but Guitar sounds alright. I'm from Batorok, a world far from here,' Scohaix explains.

Chase McFly 30-03-2020

"Actually, in this universe, Batorok is now in this solar system," Max says. "Weird how that Disaster of Infinite Universes changed everything,"

Captain Cape 30-03-2020

'Wait wait, what?! ' Scohaix exclaims. 'That means I could have a tour with my band here!'

Chase McFly 30-03-2020

"Now you're talking, Guitar!" Max says as he defeats more tax zombies. "Let's see how the EvilBon-defeating bomb is coming..."

Captain Cape 30-03-2020

Meerdrru calls Doomdoggo and the others at the Turkeycave. 'Do you guys have enough promethium?' she asks.

Chase McFly 30-03-2020

"Yes, it's done!" Doomdoggo says, excited. "We need BFrit to come here and activate it, then take me back to Gravildus City, since he's superfast,"

Captain Cape 30-03-2020

'I guess I'll go then,' BFrit says, as he heard everything too.

Chase McFly 30-03-2020

BFrit speeds and grabs Doomdoggo. He returns to stop Benelux from being crushed by EvilBob.

SirBenelux 30-03-2020

"Thanks, man." I say.

Chase McFly 30-03-2020

Doomdoggo smiles and hands Luxovo the bomb. "Ram it into EvilBob, Luxovo!"

SirBenelux 30-03-2020

Luxovo throws the bomb at EvilBob and then...

Chase McFly 30-03-2020

He is trapped in the microverse for all eternity.

Later, everyone has gone home and the new female President of Gravildus gives a speech. "Our way of life, our world, along with Batorok and Earth, almost ended. But Cape Kragils, the most noble of our heroes, gave his life to save it all. He stopped an antimatter sponge called EvilBob from destroying the world. He was Captain Turkape. Let's have a moment of silence for our hero," Rocko, Root, and their two kids, Meerdrru and Rocko Jr., are watching the broadcast.

SirBenelux 30-03-2020

1 MONTH LATER

Chase McFly 30-03-2020

Luxovo is flying around, when Netum gives her a call. "Our kids messed up the house. Crazy teenagers!" Netum says.

SirBenelux 30-03-2020

Suddenly, Luxovo sees a statue of Cape being erected in Town Square.

Chase McFly 30-03-2020

Then, Luxovo, Benelux, Scohaix, Meerdrru, Bill Wurtz, BFrit, and CheeseCrocker decide to find out who was responsible for the Views Plushie hologram earlier. They find it was...

Captain Cape 30-03-2020

...a notorious criminal from Batorok, Von Kripe. He also has a strange phobia of duct tape.

Chase McFly 30-03-2020

BFrit calls the cops on Von Kripe, and the group of 7 head to the abandoned B.A.S.I.C.S. Labs facility.

Captain Cape 30-03-2020

Rats are scuttling around on the floor, and the roof is becoming leaky.

Chase McFly 30-03-2020

The group looks at Cape's old Captain Turkape outfit, and Benelux says, "We will never forget you, Cape. Maybe you are still out there, somewhere."

Captain Cape 30-03-2020

'I haven't met you in person, but I'd still like to say thanks for everything you did to save us,' Scohaix adds.

Chase McFly 30-03-2020

"And I'm glad you believed in me and brought all the best in us all," BFrit says.

Captain Cape 30-03-2020

'You were my best friend,' Meerdrru mutters, sounding emotional.

Chase McFly 30-03-2020

Benelux lights a fire in Turkape's honor. "Maybe we should gather a lot. Become a League of Justice or something. When things are rough."

Captain Cape 30-03-2020

'That's a great idea,' Meerdrru says, still emotional over Cape.

Chase McFly 30-03-2020

"You haven't seen the best part!" BFrit says, showing a table with a star on it and 8 chairs, each one containing their individual symbols, and one with Cape's turkey.

Captain Cape 30-03-2020

Meerdrru bursts into tears of happiness again.

Chase McFly 30-03-2020

Everyone sits, and from the skies, Cape watches. He looks over at the main NES Universe, and all the other universes. The people on Earth-Garvildus-Batorok don't know there is still a multiverse, but it is better that way. Cape begins to say, "In the end, there was only one, a single black infinitude. Then the infinitude found release. And finally, the darkness broke, filling it with life. With the multiverse. Every existence multiplied by possibility. And spread out before space and time in infinite measure. Civilizations rose and fell. And rose again across reality's grasping expanse. Life, a precious gift, persevering in the face of every obstacle. Until, finally, the age of heroes was born." His eyes finally rest on DogBenelux, who is red, white, and blue again and his country is in the shape of a grinning mouth.