Dancing Polish Cow

The Dancing Polish Cow is a character that first appeared in NES 100th Part Special.

NES 100th Part Special
It first appeared in Kelowna, Canada teaching Wishiwashi how to dance and speak Polish. It later sang "Never Gonna Give You Up" and attacked and kicked some evil Cheese, along with Fierce Bowl. When the disco chickens sang Stayin Alive, the Dancing Polish Cow danced along. It shot a mud ball from its mouth at BFrit and then at Klirork's stomach acid. It started singing in Umherl and everyone sang along. When Cleverbot asked where the giant beehive in NES City came from, the cow thought the bees made it. However, Nosferatu said that it came from The Tidal Zone.

It found out that speaking Umherl in front of an evil doctor made them die instantly. It tried this out, and it worked. The cow then spit a mudball at BFrit, but hit Delores instead. It also stopped Doratron 9001.1.2 from beating up Cape Kragils with its mudballs.

The Dancing Polish Cow and the Cow Shark tried to counter Cape's bad luck by planting clovers everywhere. Foury found it dancing in Iwy's core.

At the end of the part, when Klirork was announcing the Nessy Games' contestants, it was so excited that it stopped dancing to stare at him.

The Nessy Games
The Dancing Polish Cow told Klirork it wanted to join the Nessy Games, but its request was declined. The next challenge involved milking it, and it kicked Norfolk Pig away.

Here... Kitty Kitty Kitty!
The Dancing Polish Cow arrived on a swan boat and said something in Umherl.

Throwback Thurzday 2021
When Realistic Clawhoof sang in Esperanto, the Dancing Polish Cow sang in Umherl.

Chapter 9 Part 17
As Nopants was sacrificed to the volcano to summon Magmega, the Dancing Polish Cow laughed and sang in Umherl as it was now the only person who could speak the language. Testificate Man showed up, ready to stop it.

Chapter 9 Part 20
It and the Cow Shark showed up, as they had written a song in Umherl about the blood moon. It did pumped up kicks.

Chapter 9 Part 21
Shadow the Ant got Umherl lessons from the Dancing Polish Cow.

Trivia

 * It has the ability to speak a strange language called Umherl, which sounds like a blend of German, French and Polish