Thread:Alien Tavern/@comment-35294673-20201105155842/@comment-27131899-20201122185123

One of the Protoungritidas search my Sack of Mystery, and finds some useless trinkets like my Geo Award for Best Cartographer. It turns out that I like to collect random trinkets.

BACKSTORY

Once upon a time, I was venturing through the ancient Temple of Mahi'iwata in Hawaii (I was also an archeologist). I found dozens of wall carvings, most of them representing the ancient Hawaiian warrior, Mahi'iwata. After several challenges in the temple, I finally found the fabled Gregg Diamond. But when I fell on it, a big sack fell on me, and I fell into a trapdoor, sliding and sliding, until I ended up in a catapult, then for some reason, an asteroid came onto the onto the other end of the catapult, and launched me into an office in Seinburg, Kansas. As soon as I left the office, I called the sack the "Sack of Mystery" and started collecting random trinkets. As soon as I showed the Diamond at the Thermostatville Knights' Club, everyone was impressed.

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