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CaptainCape CaptainCape closed this thread because: Done 09:03, 31 May 2020 SirBenelux Following Never Ending Story Chapter 7 Part 2: Windows 1337 2 SirBenelux

The story is long, don't skip to the end, 'cause there never will be!

In this part, we find out that Windows 1337 has been revamped into Windows 1339 and Gussiberg traps us in it. Then some crazy and weird stuff happens as we explore it.

Rules:

1. No swearing or spamming.

2. No events being dreams, completely altering the main plot, overly hurting characters, universe collapsings or endings, or time reversing.

3: No changing the story to your own liking.

4: No wars unless it's the final parts. However this does not apply to Chapter 5 as there is no war.

5. No premature ends or beginnings.

6. No making bad things happen to user characters without their permission. Never Ending Story

Edited by Chase McFly    22:20, 1 June 2020 SirBenelux

This thread is on hold. Don't post. Any posts made before the part starts will be non-canon. 06:50, 28 April 2020 Koopsers Joopsers

I cant wait for this part! 13:17, 29 April 2020 Koopsers Joopsers

Only 29 posts until we get this part. 19:09, 4 May 2020 Chase McFly

Start!

Waking up, I'm glad the mesh around us is gone. Except this doesn't look much like the theater. It looks more like Windows1337. Edited by Chase McFly    02:08, 5 May 2020 Chip light gaia

"-AAAAAAAAAA, oh look im not dead, and im out of the mesh, this is fine." Music note says 02:10, 5 May 2020 Koopsers Joopsers

Chase: It feels like 1337.. but it's not. What's this?

He reads what's in front of them

Chase: It says to enter the password. Edited by Koopsers Joopsers    02:12, 5 May 2020 Chip light gaia

"let me enter it, 1, 1, uhhh, 1" music note says as he uses the password 111 02:13, 5 May 2020 Koopsers Joopsers

It fails

Chase: Maybe the password is just nothing?

He doesn't put anything, and it logs in.

Koopsers: Well, that worked. 02:14, 5 May 2020 Chip light gaia

"So what we gonna do next" music note says 02:15, 5 May 2020 Koopsers Joopsers

Drunk Zim: dUNnO 02:17, 5 May 2020 Chase McFly

I hear beeping noises, and then Stop Sign, Glass Joe, and Jack Black return.

"Somehow, we have been regenerated..."

"This all looks very familiar," Glass Joe says in French. 02:19, 5 May 2020 Chip light gaia

"Hey i see a logo should i investigate" music note says 02:20, 5 May 2020 Koopsers Joopsers

Glass Joe: I'm just gonna speak English now.

Drunk Zim: I cAAan gET UnLEMITID BEEEEEEEER WITH DA PaiNT PROGraEM nOW! AnD NobAWDE wILll rUEN diS CHANCEEEEEEEE! 02:21, 5 May 2020 Chip light gaia

"Do it alcoholed overdosed irken" music note says 02:23, 5 May 2020 Chase McFly

The Robot Squidward returns, and this time, it wants Cape and Drunk Zim to stay as far away from Paint.net as possible, so it steals Cape's horn and runs. 02:24, 5 May 2020 Koopsers Joopsers

Koopsers: Man, I think he needs to sober up.

Music Note: I know.

Koopsers: But how?

Music Note: Hmm.. maybe we draw some drink that makes him sober up and put a label over it saying that it's beer?

Koopsers: Yeah! We should do that! 02:25, 5 May 2020 Chip light gaia

Music note would start paint.net, he proceeds to draw a synth powered flamethrower that can also launch flash grenades 02:25, 5 May 2020 Chase McFly

Robo-Ward goes to his personal Target Cafe, which is now also a Pizza Hut Express, as Gussiberg got influenced by our actions (he spied on us with a camera) with the RLCs when improving Windows 1339. 02:27, 5 May 2020 Koopsers Joopsers

He also draws the drink too.

Music Note: Give this to Zim.

Koopsers: Alright.

I walk over to Drunk Zim.

Koopsers: Man, I can't drink this beer. Anybody want it?

Drunk Zim: ME!!!

He grabs it from my hand and glugs it down. And then, he sobers up. 02:27, 5 May 2020 Chip light gaia

Music note wouldve pressed a random logo, again 02:28, 5 May 2020 Chase McFly

The logo ended up being Google Chrome, which contains a link to a place called Discordville. 02:29, 5 May 2020 Chip light gaia

Music note would use the link, hopefully it would get him out 02:31, 5 May 2020 Chase McFly

"What is that awful smell, Koopsers?" I ask as the Cheese Crocker clones return and begin fighting each other, alongside Lincoln Loud. 02:33, 5 May 2020 Koopsers Joopsers

Zim: Huh? What happened?!

Koopsers: You sobered up.

Zim: Yeesh, about time. I felt like I'd never sober! 02:34, 5 May 2020 Chip light gaia

music note would use the link again 02:35, 5 May 2020 BalloonyFan6789

I open ePSXe, start Gran Turismo 2, and then I start to drive a Nissan March around in circles, while saying that it is for a license. When I get dizzy, I leave and start 3D Pinball. 05:32, 5 May 2020 SirBenelux

Meanwhile, in Parental Controls (a prison), I visit Benelux Hitler there.

"Prisoner 275209, you have a guest." a prison guard says.

"It's Hitler!" Hitler says. "And never call me that!"

"Your pleasure, sir!" the prison guard says. I then walk near Benelux Hitler's cell.

"Why are you here?" Hitler says.

"I just wanted to see you, cause you're my doppelganger." I say.

"Yeah, but I'm an evil doppelganger!" Hitler says. "I lead armies, tanks and battle ships all over the place!"

"Well, forget it." I say, before leaving. "Go find something else to do other than being evil, once they let you go." 06:36, 5 May 2020 Chip light gaia

music note would try and use the link for the last time 06:39, 5 May 2020 SirBenelux

And it works. Musical Note has opened the link to Discordville and we all go in it.

"This place looks cool..." I say. "We should check it out." 06:41, 5 May 2020 Chip light gaia

"Finally, the link worked" music note says 06:45, 5 May 2020 CaptainCape

Meanwhile...

I get tired of chasing Robot Squidward to get my horns back, so I decide to enter Discordville too. Suddenly, one of my horns regrows. 'Ah, I'm glad that it grew back,' I say, when I hear a voice behind me...

'Hi glad that it grew back, I'm Dad!' 10:05, 5 May 2020 SirBenelux

"I know who that is, it's Dad Bot!" I say. "Also, will you shut up because people are tired of your greeting messages?"

"Listen here SirBenelux, I will not tolerate you saying the words that consist of the letters 's h u t u p' being said in this server, so take your own advice and close thine mouth in the name of the christian minecraft server owner." Dad Bot says. 10:07, 5 May 2020 CaptainCape

I hear a loud noise behind me, and Borobnokalo from the CCMS appears.

'Christian Minecraft server? That sounds a lot like Christian Christian Mycroft Server! BEGONE, COPYCAT!' Borobnokalo yells at Dad Bot. 10:09, 5 May 2020 BalloonyFan6789

I also enter Discordville, and I see NotSoBot. I tell him "dot haah", and the photograph of a TV he is holding gets mirrored. 10:32, 5 May 2020 SirBenelux 12281712

Google Berkelium logo "This is Google Berkelium, the newest, most advanced version of Chrome yet!" Borobnokalo says. "For more about Discordville, talk to the mayor, who is standing right next to me!"

"Greetings, fellow immigrants. I am Elmer Cordes, former master hacker and 131st mayor of Discordville." Elmer Cordes says.

"It's a pleasure to meet you, Mr. Mayor." Foury says. "You're my hero!" Edited by SirBenelux    10:44, 5 May 2020 BalloonyFan6789

I see a bot that looks like a small tree. Interestingly, it has many phones on it. It is also holding a book called  "The Infinite Fictional Database". Edited by BalloonyFan6789    11:09, 5 May 2020 SirBenelux

The small tree bot is Yggdrasil. "This is the Town Square." Elmer Cordes says. "In the middle we've got a monument of Lord Beelze-byte in his honor."

"Who's Lord Beelze-byte?" Foury asks.

"Lord Beelze-byte was the ruler of Digi-Hell." Elmer says. "Every night, he came to take dead people's bodies from the Digi-Graveyard, and send them to Digi-Hell, while their souls fly away to Digi-Heaven. Speaking of which, one of our prime investigators found out that it was actually Windows NT, but we still call it Digi-Hell 'cause we like it that way."

"It's true." Spuži Kvadratnik says. Edited by SirBenelux    12:43, 5 May 2020 Chase McFly

A bot that looks like a gray rock wearing sunglasses appears, and says some swear words.

"Never can trust that guy," Elmer Cordes says.. 12:37, 5 May 2020 SirBenelux

The gray rock bot is NotSoBot. Spuži then slaps Elmer in the face.

"I mean, what a charming cool bot!" Elmer says.

"Thanks, man." NotSoBot says. 12:41, 5 May 2020 Chase McFly

I look around and ask for some personal tours of Discordville's "servers". 12:59, 5 May 2020 BalloonyFan6789

I ask Yggdrasil to look in the Infinite Fictional Database for someone called Halmand. 13:06, 5 May 2020 Chase McFly

"Found. He is 25, born on August 25th, loves Juskei, lives in Linhai, and works as an aircraft maintenance engineer." Yggdrasil replies. Somebody then calls Yggdrasil's phone. 13:36, 5 May 2020 CaptainCape

'Who's there?' I ask.

'How are you?' someone at the other side of the phone line asks.

'I'm doing fine, thank you,' I respond.

'Yggdrasil's phone line can connect people from all over the city!' Elmer Cordes explains. Edited by CaptainCape    13:47, 5 May 2020 Chase McFly

Then, Yggdrasil hangs up the phone, and starts a deatbattle between Nssaisas and his somehow-brought back to life doppelganger. 14:05, 5 May 2020 SirBenelux

"It can also connect people from all over the multiverse." Spuži says. "Just saying."

"Ooh, ooh! Maybe I can call my old friend Mafioso!" Peppered Popcorn says. He/she is a bag of popcorn covered in pepper. 14:06, 5 May 2020 BalloonyFan6789

I see SnoBot. He is apparently holding a machine that scans text and translates it through a lot of languages, then back to English. I put a piece of paper that says "we will survive" under the machine's text scanner. 14:11, 5 May 2020 Chase McFly

"Did you know that my doppelganger used to be named "Sno" as well?" Carrie the Crab asks. The insects/other similar creatures from the mainstream version of Bugtown were sucked in here as well. Edited by Chase McFly    14:16, 5 May 2020 BalloonyFan6789

"Oh, that's cool, I didn't know it!" I say. Then the translation comes back, and it's "to survive". 14:18, 5 May 2020 Chase McFly

Then, I find that some of the servers in Discordville are very run-down, with weirdoes leaving graffitti and terrible images everywhere.

"Don't mind them, they're spambots," Elmer Cordes says. 14:21, 5 May 2020 CaptainCape

I hear a spambot yelling pointless stuff through a megaphone. 'What's he doing?' I ask Elmer Cordes.

'Oh, he's spamming @everyone pings again,' the mayor replies, rolling his eyes. 'Just ignore him.' 15:04, 5 May 2020 ReturnOfIsaac ReturnOfIsaac

"IS THERE ANY WAY TO SHUT HIM UP!?" GS loudly asks. "WHEN HE DOES IT, I HEAR NOISES!" 15:22, 5 May 2020 Chase McFly

A 9-foot tall duck arrives and deletes the Spambots and their messes.

"Oh, that's Noah," Elmer says. 'He's one of our cleaners." 17:28, 5 May 2020 CaptainCape

'Hello, Noah!' I say. 'So anyways, Mr. Cordes, is there anything else you'd like to show us here?' 18:38, 5 May 2020 SirBenelux

"This is our town hall. And you know why is this town hall special?" Elmer says.

"Because people gave this building a lot of respect?" Spuži says.

"No, it's because it's in the shape of the Discord logo!" Elmer says. "Clever, isn't it?"

"Yeah, clever." Spuži says. 20:37, 5 May 2020 Chip light gaia

"Speaking of clever have you heard of raid shadow legends?" music note says 20:39, 5 May 2020 Chase McFly

"We have a server for that," Elmer Cordes says, pointing to one of the various districts. 20:49, 5 May 2020 Koopsers Joopsers

Koopsers: I wonder why I fell asleep. Anyways, I'm going to explore this place.

I push a button.

Koopsers: "WINDOWS 1339". So that's what this version is. I wonder if there's that dimensions place

Zim: I just have to have beer!

Zim drinks a whole bunch of bottles of beer.

Zim: More!

He drinks more and more.

Drunk Zim: That's good now.. not as drunk as I was, but that's good.

Zim decides to follow me

Koopsers: Why are you following me?

Drunk Zim: I'm looking for beer.

Koopsers: Uhhh, okay. 20:51, 5 May 2020 Chase McFly

Some crazy bird named 'Poory Drawn Cheep" asks me to be his friend. I accept, but he drags me to the "Batorok district". 20:57, 5 May 2020 SirBenelux

Because that's how friend requests work here in Discordville.

Meanwhile, we continue the tour.

"Over here, we have the famed DeviantArt Museum." Elmer says. 'Here you'll find lots of interesting artworks made by people with real artistic talent..."

"...like me." Squidward says, as he walks up to us.

"Squidward?" Elmer says. "Well, I don't remember Squidward's paintings being in the DA Museum... (chuckles)"

"Mr. Mayor is just frustrated about Squidward's artwork." Spuži whispers to us.

Elmer chuckles some more before saying: "We also have fan art in the museum, and even bad, terrible artworks made by idiots." Edited by SirBenelux    21:08, 5 May 2020 Chase McFly

"We also have a community center for people from Fandomtown (formerly Wikia City) to talk. A lot of them like coming here rather than their own community center," Noah explains. I am kind of freaked out that a giant duck is speaking to us. 21:36, 5 May 2020 CaptainCape

'Wouldn't that leave Fandomtown's community centers a bit... well... abandoned?' I ask Noah. 'And full of spambot graffiti?' 10:14, 6 May 2020 SirBenelux

"The next part of our tour is the This PC governmental building." Elmer says. "They monitor everything in the city in there."

"Can I go in?" Pepper Popcorn says.

"No, this building is private." Elmer says. 10:26, 6 May 2020 Chase McFly

"What's next on the tour?" I ask. 12:24, 6 May 2020 SirBenelux

"Over here we've got the Recycle Bin dump." Elmer says. "But don't go in there, it's too smelly and gross."

Someone then screams along the way while trying to enter the dump. It's Svampur Sveinsson, SpongeBob's cousin from Iceland (SpongeBob's first international cousin introduced was Spuži Kvadratnik from Slovenia). Svampur tries to enter the dump, but Spuži restrains him.

"Svampur, I told you a thousand times not to go into the dump!" Spuži says.

"Man ana lee na!" Svampur says, in Patrick's voice.

"Sorry, my cousin is suffering from amnesia." Spuži says. 12:41, 6 May 2020 Chase McFly

"I like amnesia," Hoh Sus says ominously, giving a long cold stare at Svampur. 13:03, 6 May 2020 CaptainCape

'Okay, now that is just creepy, Hoh Sus. You actually remind me a lot of myself when I'm being controlled by that ominous version of myself who always lurks in dark corners with that unsettling white grin,' I remark. 'Also said weird stuff like that. Like telling me to eat everyone and stuff.'

Spuzi, Svampur and Elmer carefully back away. 13:39, 6 May 2020 Chase McFly

"The people in Fandomtown don't care about anything," Noah says. Suddenly, more bots arrive, such as Uzume. Edited by Chase McFly    13:51, 6 May 2020 CaptainCape

'Hello, Uzume!' I say, clearly not aware of the fact I sounded a bit insane while talking to Hoh Sus. 'How are you?'

'Message limit reached, please retry on 29 June 2020!' Uzume yells.

'Oh okay then,' I respond, disappointed. 15:13, 6 May 2020 Chase McFly

Then, somebody pours coffee on Cape. It is none other than... Edited by Chase McFly    15:34, 6 May 2020 CaptainCape

...a sponge called Spoozy. Behind him is Ho-Sis' brother-in-law called Ho sss. 'Well, NOW it's scary, Ho sss! I think a lot of "it's like telling me to eat".'

'Can those Fandomtown people be a bit less creepy for once?!' I shout. 15:44, 6 May 2020 Chase McFly

Then, a rip opens, revealing Foury, Evrolesnit, and Skeeter from EGB. They were trapped in Windows1339 by TPUWPADOSU Mark.

"Hey, what are you guys doing here?" Foury asks. "Do you know the way back to B?"

"I'd say Shadow would be worried sick about me, but I guess he's been sleeping with my double," Evrolesnit sighs. 15:49, 6 May 2020 CaptainCape

'Hello!' I say, while trying to get Spoozy's coffee off of me. 'I hope you don't have a message limit, like that Uzume guy over there?' Suddenly, I notice Uzume's hair turning from red to blue. 15:57, 6 May 2020 Chase McFly

"Uzume is weird. This whole server is weird. We've been trapped here for ages. We go to draw pictures of what we remember, but the truth is, we may never get out of here. The man who made this possible...he has been set free," Foury says. "Now, we must manuever all these very tricky computer programs..." 16:00, 6 May 2020 CaptainCape

I notice a poster on the wall of a building with the text:

"Support BLUE CC for NES CREATOR"

'Okay, I agree that this whole server is weird...' I tell Foury as I also see NotSoBot and Dad Bot playing games on their iKapas. 16:08, 6 May 2020 Chase McFly

"HELP!" SpongeBob exclaims. "Windows 1339 has reverted me to my 2004 look!" He eats a blue marmalade croissant from Evloresnit to relax. 16:12, 6 May 2020 CaptainCape

A pixelised version of Klirork pounces onto him. Hoh Sus asks Evloresnit for another blue marmalde croissant.

'Ah, yes. Shesh Marmalade from Northern Shesh, isn't it?' Hoh Sus asks. 16:17, 6 May 2020 Chase McFly

"It sure is, Mr-" Evrolesnit begins. "Hey, wait a minute. These people look familiar. My cousin Bibble mentioned doppelgangers and how he saved the world. Surely that's not the same Klirork that Captain Turkape murdered. You kinda remind me of Team InstAnt's friend, Ho-sis." 16:22, 6 May 2020 Koopsers Joopsers

Meanwhile..

Koopsers: How will I get to those doors here?

Drunk Zim: I dunno.

Everything then gets a 2000's aesthetic

Koopsers: Uhh..

And then, I fall off of a cliff, below the cliff is just blackness

Me and Zim: AAAAHHHHHHH!!!!

And then, we both crash land in Patchy's house, which is floating in the blacknenss

Patchy: Huh? What are you doing here?

I then get up, and brush myself off

Koopsers: Me and a few other friends got downloaded in Windows 1339 by some figure I couldn't identify

Patchy: Me too, along with Potty.

Potty: BWAK!

Koopsers: The figure wore this jacket, had some green shirt, wore gray pants, had dirty blonde hair... where have I seen him before?? He seems so familiar... Anyways, do you have those doors that lead into dimensions?

Patchy: No.

The house then shakes, and a huge amount of doors are added.

Patchy: Yes! 16:28, 6 May 2020 Chase McFly

Meanwhile, Mr. Mortimer thinks he is on his pony farm painting sad clowns on his sycamore tree. However, in reality, Gussiberg has him running the treadmill that powers Windows 1339. 18:22, 6 May 2020 CaptainCape

Another brainwashed person is a woman called Ma Ogi, who thinks she is an EA employee who lives in a house made of money. In reality, she closely watches the security cams for anything suspicious. 18:53, 6 May 2020 SirBenelux

"Fact time!" Elmer says. He then says some facts:

1. Discordville is the capital of Windows 1339.

2. Discordville was founded in 1946.

3. Discordville's first mayor was Stephen Colbert, the founder of Colbert Industries. 18:53, 6 May 2020 Chase McFly

Then, the sun rises, as that is Windows 1339's codename, meaning it always rises, but never sets. 19:24, 6 May 2020 Koopsers Joopsers

Elmer: Here's another fact! Windows 1339's other codename is BOSHBOSHBOSHBOSHBOSHBOSHBOSH. 19:35, 6 May 2020 SirBenelux

The sun always rising would explain why it falls nightime without the sunset in Windows 1339.

"Up next, we've got the YouTube Movie Theater." Elmer says. "The best part, is that it has more than 1000 screens, so you'll always watch your movie in a screen when it's sold out in the other one."

We then go into the movie theater, where we find lots of screens with movies playing. In screen 3, Despacito by Luis Fonsi and Daddy Yankee is playing. In screen 27, Amazon Alexa Can't Understand Scottish Accent is playing. In screen 519, Squidward's Happy Birthday Song in 23 different languages is playing. There are also teleporters to get from screen to screen faster. 19:51, 6 May 2020 Chip light gaia music note would walk into thhe theater and go to screen 42* 20:03, 6 May 2020 Chase McFly

"Guys, we have too get out of here..." Evloresnit says as she looks around at the video game apps, of which there are only crappy ones. 20:33, 6 May 2020 This reply has been removed SirBenelux

We all agree with Evloresnit and decide to leave the movie theater.

"Where shall we go next, mayor?" Evloresnit says. "I don't wanna go back in that." She points to the theater. 05:42, 7 May 2020 Chase McFly

"Maybe we should go to the restaurant of the Batorok District," Elmer suggests. 12:21, 7 May 2020 CaptainCape

'Good idea!' I say. We go to the restaurant, where we see Poorly Drawn Cheep, Poorly Drawn Skeg and Poorly Drawn Thornaxion sitting at a table.

'Greetings, we are all poorly drawn versions of creatures. We do not exist outside of this twodimensial plane of existence,' Cheep introduces himself. 12:58, 7 May 2020 Chase McFly

“I think you look rather cool,” Hoh Sus says, handing Poorly-Drawn Cheep a cup of whatryadoin. I find an orange mask on the ground. 13:02, 7 May 2020 CaptainCape

While Hoh Sus and the Poorly Drawn Creatures talk with each other, I wonder whose mask it is. Suddenly, I hear someone behind me say: 'That's my mask!' It turns out to be none other than... Proto! 13:07, 7 May 2020 Chase McFly

"Proto, what are you doing here?" I ask him. "And are you and Super Why friends again?" 13:19, 7 May 2020 CaptainCape

'No, we're not!' I hear Super Why yell from within the restaurant. 'He works at the restaurant as a waiter now,' Proto clarifies. 13:47, 7 May 2020 Chase McFly

“I downloaded Proto in,” The regular Foury says. "By accident, I opened a file about making tea," Edited by Chase McFly    15:13, 7 May 2020 BalloonyFan6789

"And what happened? Did it instantly download him?" Cape asks me. 17:12, 7 May 2020 SirBenelux

"Yeah." Foury says.

"I used to be good and I protected data, but now I will wreck it! Cause I'm bad!" Proto says.

"No, you wouldn't..." Chase says.

"Yes, I would--" Proto says, before being interrupted by one of the Batorok restaurant's waiters, who is a bot named Batorok Restaurant. "Oh, sorry to keep you waiting, sir."

"May I take your order?" Batorok Restaurant says.

"br!order Krabby Patty with extra cheese" Proto says.

"Now preparing:

Krabby Patty with extra cheese

Ordered by: Proto" Batorok Restaurant says. "Your food will be out in in 20 minutes." Edited by SirBenelux    17:25, 7 May 2020 Chase McFly

While we wait, I notice a button on the ground, which leads to 'Spore World". As Batorok is a Spore series, this makes sense. 17:23, 7 May 2020 Chip light gaia

"OH GOLLY ITS THE MAN THAT INFECTED MY PC" music note says, finding proto 17:37, 7 May 2020 SirBenelux

"Ye-heah, and I'm gonna infect more PCs, since I turned bad--" says Proto, before being interrupted by Batorok Restaurant again.

"Proto Your order is finished. Enjoy!

Here is your order, in case you forgot.

Krabby Patty with extra cheese" Batorok Restaurant says.

"Aww, here's my food!" Proto says. Before he can eat the Krabby Patty, his Patty is slapped out of his hands by Mr. Krabs.

"Hey, that was my lunch!" Proto says.

"You were about to eat me Krabby Patties... fr-fr-from another restaurant?" Mr. Krabs says.

"Yeah, but--" Proto says.

"This cannot be!" Mr. Krabs says. "From now on, Krabby Patties are to be eaten only on the Krusty Krab, since this salty shack copied the secret formular!" 17:50, 7 May 2020 Chip light gaia

i point this flamethrower at you, and let you run away" music note says to proto Edited by Chip light gaia    17:53, 7 May 2020 Chip light gaia

"also can i order cheesesticks from papa johns, a dominos chicken bacon ranch pizza with a brooklyn style crust, and a pizza hut coca cola" music note orders to batorok resturaunt 17:53, 7 May 2020 SirBenelux

"Nice try, but I have protection from flames." Proto says. He then blows fire at Musical Note. 17:54, 7 May 2020 Chip light gaia

"welp im dust" music note says turning into ash and dust 17:56, 7 May 2020 Chase McFly

Then, Red Cheese Crocker returns to take over Windows 1339! 18:06, 7 May 2020 Chip light gaia

music note returns from dust, happening to drift to te batorok district "i see a taxi to the TEB disctrict, should i pay for it?" music note says 18:09, 7 May 2020 CaptainCape

'Are you sure you don't want to stay?' a passerby asks Music Note, disappointed.

Meanwhile, at the restaurant...

Hoh Sus and Ho sss are complaining about the food. 'This needs a lot more recipes of Shesh foods!' Hoh Sus says, throwing a book with recipes from the Shesh at the bot. 11:48, 8 May 2020 SirBenelux

"I've got an idea." Ho-Sis says. "br!order Shesh kebab"

"Now preparing:

Shesh kebab

Ordered by: Ho-Sis" Batorok Restaurant says.

"This is so you can stop complaining!" Ho-Sis says. Edited by SirBenelux    11:24, 22 September 2020 Chase McFly

Meanwhile, I go exploring until I find a portal to a place called the "The Parallel Universe Where Turkape Lives Server" (so named because its true name is far too long). 12:07, 8 May 2020 CaptainCape

Inside the TPUWTL Server, there are various bots and places. One of those bots is Tupperbox, a bot that loves pretending to be different people.

'Hello!' Tupperbox says with a hand puppet resembling Scohaix. 10:00, 9 May 2020 SirBenelux

Then, Tupperbox transforms into Musical Note.

"Wanna test out my new flamethrower?" Tupperbox says. 11:09, 9 May 2020 Chase McFly

I laugh when Tupperbox does this, but then Tupperbox becomes me!

"Uh..." I say. 13:40, 9 May 2020 CaptainCape

'Hello! I'm Chase McFly, who are you?' Tupperbox says. Then, it morphs into SpongeBob.

'Nice to meet you! I'm SpongeBob and I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready!' Tupperbox says in a perfect copy of SpongeBob's voice before doing the classic SpongeBob laugh. 15:10, 9 May 2020 BalloonyFan6789

"Wow, that's cool!" I say. Then Tupperbox morphs into Views, of all people. 10:39, 10 May 2020 SirBenelux

It turns out that Foury had snuck into the Parallel Universe server as well. 11:12, 10 May 2020 Chase McFly

Then, Gussiberg decides to take computer viruses out of the trash so they will infect Windws 1339. 11:55, 10 May 2020 CaptainCape

The window of Batorok Restaurant is broken by ILOVEYOU, one of the unleashed viruses. 'I LOVE YOU!' the virus says, and launches heart-shaped projectiles at me.

'Uhh, you could've also come through the door,' a waiter says, looking at the opened door and the broken window. 11:58, 10 May 2020 Chase McFly

Other viruses begin attacking other parts of Windows1339. 12:41, 10 May 2020 SirBenelux

We then run to mw.com, a website for MW tourism.

"Wait, I thought that MW was destroyed!" Cape says.

"It was, but according to this wesbite, Hilary Clinton revived it." I say.

Suddenly, a virus called called Waledac keeps posting spam blog posts on the website. 14:16, 10 May 2020 Chase McFly

I go to defeat Waledac, but suddenly, all of Views’ relatives (Madi, Happa, Bob, etc.) appear. 14:30, 10 May 2020 SirBenelux

But then, a virus called MEMZ affects Views' family and copies of them are being tunneled. We then escape from mw.com and decide to hide in gafferbank.com. gafferbank.com is an online bank service owned by Sprocket Inc. 14:46, 10 May 2020 CaptainCape

Suddenly, an army of spambots barges through a different entrance to gafferbank.com!

'Oh no, a backdoor!' a Batorok Restaurant waiter (who escaped from the building and fled into gafferbank.com too) exclaims. Edited by CaptainCape    14:56, 10 May 2020 Chase McFly

Panicking, I run from district to district, until I find Everyone Shall Burn is one of them. 15:06, 10 May 2020 SirBenelux

But it turns out that Everyone Shall Burn has been cleaned up and turned back into Encyclopedia SpongeBobia. Meanwhile, back at gafferbank.com...

The spambots corrupt the banking system. But just when Chalkles was about to withdraw his $710 from Gaffer Bank, his money gets infected with a virus known as COVID-DIGITAL, and Chalkles gets a case of it! 15:11, 10 May 2020 CaptainCape

The door is broken down entirely as a horde of zombie robots enters gafferbank.com.

'Oh no, a DoS attack!' the same waiter exclaims.

'Hey, maybe you should, I dunno, actually help us to stop this?!' I yell while trying to fend off the robots. 15:32, 10 May 2020 Chase McFly

The waiter asks the cook to prepare Grenade-Launcher food. 12:05, 11 May 2020 CaptainCape

'Your order is finished. Enjoy! Here is your order, in case you forgot: Grenade Launcher,' the bot responds, magically producing a grenade launcher.

'...I guess that works,' I say. 'Could I have some assault rifle with a pinch of salt, please?' 15:27, 11 May 2020 Chase McFly

"Preparing!" Batorok Restaurant says. Meanwhile, a lot of other servers go to war, such as... 16:02, 12 May 2020 CaptainCape

...a server called 'Aphreon Galactic Roleplay': a wasteland where nothing interesting (aside from this war) ever happens. Its mayor is a Pokey-Eye who looks almost exactly like me, but is called Errsev Weorn. 16:05, 12 May 2020 Chase McFly

Errsev Weorn goes to war with the Ant's Shadow server! 16:07, 12 May 2020 CaptainCape

Unfortunately, not a lot happens, because Aphreon's military consists of Errsev, a bot called MEE6, and a couple of homeless Ungrits. 18:25, 12 May 2020 Chase McFly

The homeless Ungrits end up selling Pokey-Eye blood to YouTube. Viral videos can be created in Windows1339. 18:45, 12 May 2020 CaptainCape

'CHARRRGE!' Errsev yells at the homeless Ungrits, only to see that they now have money and quit their job as soldier. 18:48, 12 May 2020 Chase McFly

Errsev then ends up in Discordville Prison! 18:51, 12 May 2020 CaptainCape

'What are you in here for?' another prisoner, called Pemsarm, asks. 'I was locked up by a bot for saying "welcome" too often.' 18:56, 12 May 2020 Chase McFly

“I attacked YouTube stars who were once my soldiers,”

“Big deal,” DadBot says. “People got too tired of my dad jokes...” 19:16, 12 May 2020 CaptainCape

Several other prisoners appear.

'I was asleep all the time!' a parrot called Polly says.

'I wanted to blow up Australia!' an insane-looking bot called Neo adds.

'I was deemed unnecessary!' a yellow bot called Emote Manager sobs. Edited by CaptainCape    10:20, 13 May 2020 BalloonyFan6789

"The only thing I posted was saying that others levelled up! But I was used for moderation too!" a blue bot called MEE6 says. 13:03, 13 May 2020 Chase McFly

Meanwhile, not only has the Ungrit video gone viral on YouTube, but it's reaching other parts of Windows1339. 13:27, 13 May 2020 CaptainCape

Such as the weather application, a collection of self-updating billboards all over Windows 1339. The text 'Current weather: Just watch this video made by Ungritz4Life, okay?!' is now displayed on each of them. 13:31, 13 May 2020 Chase McFly

“Foul!” Hoh Sus exclaims. “Outrageous!” He begins tearing down the billboards and turning Ungrits into mesh. 14:25, 13 May 2020 CaptainCape

'Isn't that a bit of an overreaction? Also, do you want some of this Pokey-Eye bl - I mean, beautiful red paint?' a wealthy Ungrit with several cans of Pokey-Eye blood asks. 14:47, 13 May 2020 Chase McFly

"You're clearly color-blind," Hoh Sus says, heading back to Batorok Restaurant. But as he's on his way, Mark T. Gussiberg injects him with computer viruses. 14:51, 13 May 2020 CaptainCape

At first, I'm glad to see Hoh Sus.

Me: 'Hey, could you help us fighting these viruses?'

Hoh Sus: 'Sure, just give me your bank credentials and computer password first.'

Me: '...IT'S A TRAP!' 14:59, 13 May 2020 Chase McFly

Gussiberg is holding a jar of marmalade and laughing maniacally. "HA HA! I TRAPPED YOU IN THIS OPERATING SYSTEM FOREVER!" He writes in marmalade on the restaurant wall.

This makes Klirork mad, so he goes over, only to be infected by viruses. 15:05, 13 May 2020 CaptainCape

Klirork hisses and spits out some spambots. The spambots immediately begin to spray 'You are stuck here forever, mwahahahaha!' on the restaurant's walls with graffiti. Meanwhile, the infected Hoh Sus continues to ask people for their passwords. 15:14, 13 May 2020 Chase McFly

Mark then shoots Shesh Marmalade filled with computer viruses at more and more people. 15:23, 13 May 2020 CaptainCape

I'm hit by the infected Shesh Marmalade too, and I have a hard time resisting the urge to give the passwords of the Batorok Restaurant bot to the viruses. 15:32, 13 May 2020 Chase McFly

Then, somebody named Agent X writes a letter to us about Protogent having the solution to these viruses. 15:37, 13 May 2020 CaptainCape

'Seems like a good idea,' the waiter, who miraculously managed to remain uninfected, says. 'So where do we find this Protegent thing?' 15:41, 13 May 2020 Chase McFly

"Preparing!" The Batorok Restaurant chef says. "Order complete: One protogent. Enter the password." 16:39, 13 May 2020 CaptainCape

'Oh, I know the password,' I say as the viruses take control of me, and I say Klirork's password.

'Password incorrect, please retry!' the chef says. 12:42, 14 May 2020 This reply has been removed Chase McFly

Then, Pace returns. "Hey, why am I getting website vibes from all these cities? Where even are we?" Edited by Chase McFly    13:06, 14 May 2020 SirBenelux

"Let me try the password." I say. I then enter the password "BREADWINNERSSUCK". "Password accepted!" The Chef says, and then uses Protegent to get rid of the viruses. Edited by SirBenelux    13:12, 14 May 2020 Chase McFly

Of course, the Chef is also being controlled by viruses (and is thus a Gussiberg drone), so he clones himself and sends a clone to every city outside of Discordville. 13:40, 14 May 2020 CaptainCape

One of these cities is YouTube, where a Chef clone invades a YouTube ad about spicy meatballs. 'These meatballs are not spicy enough!' the clone yells. 09:32, 15 May 2020 SirBenelux

But then Squidward appears and yells "We GOTTA get SPONGEBOB back!" 10:31, 15 May 2020 Chase McFly

SpongeBob has reverted to his 1999 design, so we all go to help him get back to normal. Edited by Chase McFly    12:02, 15 May 2020 SirBenelux

SpongeBob takes pills, but they're not drugs that can kill you; they're healing pills, and suddenly, SpongeBob goes back to his 2020 design.

"Thanks people!" SpongeBob says. Suddenly, another international cousin of SpongeBob's, SpongeBob Tarau Porowhā, from New Zealand, appears.

"Zdravo, Maori SpongeBob!" Spuži says. "We haven't seen you in a while."

"Oh, and I'm back to normal!" Svampur says.

"It's great to see you guys, especially you, Original SpongeBob." Maori SpongeBob says. 12:16, 15 May 2020 Chip light gaia

for some reason a car crashes into a building in apheron Edited by Chip light gaia    12:21, 15 May 2020 CaptainCape

However, some waiters ask if they should get Proto to get rid of all the computer viruses first. 'That guy doesn't seem alright,' one of them says while pointing at me. 12:21, 15 May 2020 Chip light gaia

the object driving the car, lizardy would exit the door, unaware hes at the wrong district 12:23, 15 May 2020 SirBenelux

Lizardy then sees Musical Note and the two run to each other and they hug. But then, No Smokey appears out of nowhere, ignoring the nearby smell of cigar. 12:25, 15 May 2020 Chase McFly

Meanwhile, Gussiberg has made more than Windows clones and viruses, he is also poisoning every food item in sight. 12:26, 15 May 2020 Chip light gaia

"Wait a minute." music note says

"Uh oh"

"Uh Oh"

"UH OH" 12:27, 15 May 2020 SirBenelux

"Do I smell food poison?" No Smokey says. Then Svampur decides to eat a poisoned lamb curry.

"Svampur, no!" Spuži says. Svampur then eats the curry anyway and gets infected. 12:30, 15 May 2020 CaptainCape

'Cape, can you cure him?' Spuzi asks me, unaware that I'm being controlled by the viruses.

'Oh, sure, but I need to look at SpongeBob's phone number first,' I reply. Everyone blinks. 'I am confusion', Spuzi mutters. 12:38, 15 May 2020 Chip light gaia

lizardy would throw a compact car box down then try to drive back to the teb discord, he wouldve crashed at a bourg swamp 12:43, 15 May 2020 SirBenelux

Then, Chalkles, somehow recovered from COVID-DIGITAL, comes back to protect us from the virus, and Cape is left behind, since he is infected too.

"Chalkles?" I say. "What are you doing here?"

"Saving you from the worms..." Chalkles says, then he does a wicked laugh throughout. Edited by SirBenelux    12:47, 15 May 2020 Chip light gaia

Lizardy would just take a grazor herd then use a compact car to get out 12:48, 15 May 2020 Chase McFly

The car is from the NES City Car Rental Store's nightmarish Windows 1339 counterpart, which is similar to the old NES Wiki and a district in Fandomland. 12:52, 15 May 2020 Chip light gaia

lizardy wouldve accidentaly drove to coolmathgames with the grazor herd 12:59, 15 May 2020 CaptainCape

The Grazors make annoyed reptile noises as they follow Lizardy. 'Hey, this looks like a cool math game!' one of them suddenly says. 13:31, 15 May 2020 SirBenelux

But suddenly, Lizardy and the Grazors get infected by the virus. Meanwhile, back in Discordville...

Chalkles takes us to a safe place, away from the virus. 13:55, 15 May 2020 ReturnOfIsaac ReturnOfIsaac

"Where are we going?" GS asks. 08:46, 16 May 2020 SirBenelux

"You shall see..." Chalkles says. We finally land in an abandonded city called Skype City. The reason it was abandoned is because Discord got more popular than Skype, so it was abandoned.

"Why are we going to that?" No Smokey says. "There could still be cigar smoke there."

"Don't care." Chalkles says. "At least the viruses don't know about this place, so they'll never find us here." 09:30, 16 May 2020 CaptainCape

'It feels a bit dangerous, though,' Spuzi says. 'Are you really sure the viruses can't find us?'

Suddenly, Spuzi notices a sign with the text "Why aren't you using Zoom instead?" on it.

'Nevermind, I think this is really safe.' 10:13, 16 May 2020 Chase McFly

Meanwhile, Mark T. Gussiberg has convinced most of Fandomtown to join his army. 12:32, 16 May 2020 CaptainCape

He also supplied the Fandomtown inhabitants with weapons: torches and pitchforks. The angry mob with torches and pitchforks begins to slowly move towards Discordville. 13:31, 16 May 2020 Chase McFly

I decide to contact B Frit, Benelux, Luxovo, Cheese Crocker, Scohaix, Bill, and Meerdrru from Earth-Gravildus-Batorok, since maybe superheroes can help us find a way to stop the chaos. Edited by Chase McFly    13:43, 16 May 2020 CaptainCape

Chase: 'Is this the League of Justice?'

Scohaix: 'No, this is Sco-'

CheeseCrocker: 'Yes, what do you need?' 13:42, 16 May 2020 Chase McFly

I explain to the LoJ that we're trapped in something called Windows1339. B Frit explains that they have that operating system at Gussiberg Tech  and can access it from there, and they are also a year in the future from us. Edited by Chase McFly    13:45, 16 May 2020 SirBenelux

The League of Justice then arrives in the operating system.

"What's your problem?" Scohaix says to Chase. 11:56, 17 May 2020 Chase McFly

"We can't find the visible escape route anywhere." I explain. Meanwhile. Proto is making evil plans. 12:49, 17 May 2020 SirBenelux

Proto is planning to install a lot of malware programs, who will be his allies.

"He he, malware is my motto!" Proto says. "Jeff!"

"Yes, sir." Jeff says. Jeff is a stupid criminal from Henry Danger.

"Go get me the Life Booster so I can make this malware come to life!" Proto says.

"Okay, but where do I find it?" Jeff says.

"Just go to the storage room, okay?" Proto says.

"On it, sir." Jeff says. Edited by SirBenelux    11:33, 22 September 2020 Chase McFly

Then, a volcano in Redditland erupts, and the magma flows to Discordville. 14:59, 17 May 2020 This reply has been removed This reply has been removed SirBenelux reply to #187

Everyone in Discordville screams. Meanwhile, back in Skype City...

B Frit sees malware dash by. "Oh no, he's found us! But how?"

"Uh, guys," I say, while looking at a GPS chip on Spuži's leg.

"So they implanted a tracking device on Spuži?" Chase says. "How did they even do that?"

"I think this might be the answer." I say. I then show camera footage on my phone and that a shadowy figure that resembles Proto is shown implanting the tracking chip on Spuži. 15:40, 17 May 2020 CaptainCape

'Who's that?' Scohaix asks.

'I know who it is! Super Why!' Luxovo exclaims. 18:28, 17 May 2020 Chase McFly

"He's orange though! It's, uh, what's his name..." I say.

This causes the Batorok Restaurant Replacement Tupper Chef to start preparing oranges. 18:33, 17 May 2020 SirBenelux

"I'll give you a hint." I say to Chase. "It starts with a P, it ends with an O, there's another O in the middle, and it's five letters long."

Everyone gasps. "Proto!" Everyone exclaims.

"He's the one who implanted the tracking device!" LoJ Benelux says.

"And it looks like he sent GPS tracking malware to find us!" I say. Then, the orange malware known as Fungalite finds us. "Run." I say, then we all run from Fungalite. Then, a Scooby-Doo-esque chase scene begins. Edited by SirBenelux    18:42, 17 May 2020 Chase McFly

Fungalite starts to duplicate into a million Fungalites. 18:45, 17 May 2020 SirBenelux

"Oh my god..." Cheese Crocker says, after seeing a million Fungalites. Then, we see a piece of paper - it's another letter by Agent X about getting rid of the Fungalites, but as we read the letter, another malware called X-Period appears. Edited by SirBenelux    18:50, 17 May 2020 CaptainCape

'I can't find X-Period in my Encyclopedia of Malware, Worms, Trojans and Other Undesirable Computer Programs!' BFrit says while showing a book with a picture of the ILOVEYOU computer worm on it. 13:11, 18 May 2020 Chase McFly

Then, Gussiberg invents a new kind of Malware, NESware. It creates viruses that pose as NES characters. 13:13, 18 May 2020 SirBenelux

Then, X-Period soft-locks B Frit.

"Damn." Luxovo says. We then run away from X-Period, but when we run away from it, another malware called Flvr appears. Its main purpose is to corrupt text. Alongside Flvr appears NESware. Edited by SirBenelux    13:20, 18 May 2020 CaptainCape

An NESware virus, which looks a lot like Ho-Sis, turns out to be ransomware.

Ho-Sis: 'Give me that book or... or... I'll kill all of you!'

CheeseCrocker: 'Never!

Flvr: 'fheyehf fuzhfo bvseorhf qoapcn'

Ho-Sis: '...You are just weird, Flvr. I don't think you actually count as malware.' 13:23, 18 May 2020 SirBenelux

Flvr then gets destroyed by a laser, along with X-Period and Fungalite (and all of its copies). It turns out that the laser came from a satellite owned by Talinight Enterprises. I then assume that Talinight is up to something again. Edited by SirBenelux    13:36, 18 May 2020 CaptainCape

As the laser reappears, the Ho-Sis ransomware quickly flies away. 'It can't be THAT bad if he's getting rid of the viruses!' Meerdrru says. 13:28, 18 May 2020 SirBenelux

But then the satellite fires out another laser, which blasts the abandoned Skype City Chemical Factory into smithereens. Then, all the chemicals (which are toxic acids) flow out of the factory ruins. "Acid! Coming out of that destroyed factory!" I say. 13:33, 18 May 2020 Chase McFly

We all start running for our lives, but then I see some airplanes flying over head, attached to a massive bomb. 13:35, 18 May 2020 Chip light gaia

Music note would look up the malwarehouse and look for NESware on the malwarehouse.aj (not a real website), he cant find it, but he slips up and installs wannacry 13:38, 18 May 2020 CaptainCape

A virus with a bazooka appears. 'Pay me 500 bitcoins or die!' WannaCry says as he aims the gun at the League of Justice, but Scohaix distracts the ransomware by whacking him with a guitar. 13:41, 18 May 2020 Chase McFly

Proto is in the airplane overhead, but forgets he didn't drop his bomb. He continues to fly, but the bomb starts dragging the plane down and he crashes into Gussiberg's Windows1339 "house" (actually a collection of viruses).

"Who are you?" Gussiberg asks, as he quickly escapes his bombed virused abode. Edited by Chase McFly    13:41, 18 May 2020 Chip light gaia

music note would flamethrower the virus with a bazooka 13:43, 18 May 2020 CaptainCape

Proto: 'I'm P-P-P-P-P-...'

Gussiberg: 'Uhhh...'

Proto: '...-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-...'

Gussiberg: 'Are you having a stroke?'

Proto: '...P-P-P-Proto! World domination is my motto!' 13:47, 18 May 2020 Chase McFly

"Oooh, fun!" Gussiberg replies. "I trapped these losers in here, for getting mad at me giving their former leader a fake past. I was told it! Let's work together, Mr. Proto, I wanna kill these guys so bad. Where are they?" 13:50, 18 May 2020 Chip light gaia

music note would get blown to smithereens due to the virus with a bazooka 13:51, 18 May 2020 CaptainCape

'Right over there!' Proto says as he points at the explosion caused by Music Note. 13:55, 18 May 2020 Chase McFly

"My house was near them the whole time? Guess you ddin't get far in your plane after all!" Gussiberg laughs. "Anyways, explosion should be a good distraction. Let's make a monster costume first though. Wanna ask that giant white cat over there?" 14:00, 18 May 2020 CaptainCape

'Oh sure! After all, I'm P-P-P-P-P-Proto! Talking to cats is my motto!' Proto replies enthusiastically. 'Hello there, Mr. White Cat! Would you mind making a monster costume for us?' he then asks the cat. 15:14, 18 May 2020 Chase McFly

"I can become a monster!" Klirork laughs, turning into his monster form.

Mark gives Klirork a mind-control device, causing him to charge at us main characters and corner us in a corner.

As a finishing touch, he disguises himself as a young scientist and Proto as an old man with a missing eye.

"Hello, my name is Samuel Brownlee," Mark says. "This is my friend, John Fontaine. I can get you out of here using my aweosme science skills. Who is your leader?" 15:18, 18 May 2020 CaptainCape

Everyone points at me, as I have recovered from the malware in the meantime.

'Come on, just because I have godly powers doesn't mean I make a great leader!' I sigh. 15:22, 18 May 2020 Chase McFly

"Samuel" (Mark) sprays us with delusion powder. Now, we appear to be on a normal NES City street, where a smashed computer is on the ground.

"Come, come, we're out of that dreadful place. Hop in my car!" "Samuel" says, pointing to a bright red vehicle. 15:26, 18 May 2020 CaptainCape

I enter the car. 'Wow Samuel, how did you break that computer? It was full of computer viruses and worms and such!' I ask "Samuel". 15:29, 18 May 2020 Chase McFly

"I am a brilliant scientist, I am able to easily destroy such awful things as Windows1339," "Samuel" replies, as he begins driving the car with all of us in it. "My experiements range from the simple to the technologically advanced. I live in my laboratory. Would you like microwaved food when we get there?" Edited by Chase McFly    15:33, 18 May 2020 CaptainCape

'Sure! You see, microwaves are something we don't have a lot on the planet where I grew up, Gravildus,' I explain. 'I'm really interested in how they work and such.' 15:35, 18 May 2020 Chase McFly

We pull up in front of "Samuel"'s lab, which appears modern and sharp, the exterior plastered with walls of glass and brick. It also has a spacious detached garage and is surrounded by deadly plants. "So, you wanna know some more experiments of mine?" "Samuel" asks. 15:40, 18 May 2020 CaptainCape

'Like the microwaves?' I ask, growing more and more excited as I hear about the microwaves. 'Yes, I'm really looking forward to it!' 15:46, 18 May 2020 Chase McFly

From the next room, some beautiful Pokey-Eye (who is really Monster Klirork disguised by delusion powder, but none of us know this) asks Cape to come in and give her some help. 15:49, 18 May 2020 CaptainCape

'Sure, what's the problem?' I ask her. 'And what's your name?' 16:01, 18 May 2020 Chase McFly

"I seem to have misplaced my glasses. My name is Enac Rokssomlir. You look kinda hungry, want me to get you something? And do you know M...Samuel, my boss?" "Enac" says. Edited by Chase McFly    16:06, 18 May 2020 CaptainCape

'Yes, I met him as he saved us from a weird computer system filled with malware!' I explain. 'He seems really nice. And so smart! He even knows about MICROWAVES!' 16:14, 18 May 2020 Chase McFly

Then, I come in, awed by the long tables and numerous computers. I run over to Cape. "Hey, Cape! Who's your friend?" 16:16, 18 May 2020 CaptainCape

'This is Enac Rokssomlir! She's Samuel's assistant,' I say. 'Enac, this is my friend Chase McFly!' 16:19, 18 May 2020 Chase McFly

"Uh, nice to meet you...I need to use the bathroom!" "Enac" says, running away.

"Sorry about that," "Samuel" says, dragging us to where the others are. "She hates anime." I quickly facepalm, before Samuel continues. "Welcome to the Laboratory of the Mind. I have never seen Enac act that way before..." 16:24, 18 May 2020 CaptainCape

'I guess she's just surprised to see new people or something,' I say.

'Anyways, would you like to get some sleep? It's probably been a weird day for you,' Samuel asks. 'Here's your bedrooms.' 19:09, 18 May 2020 Chase McFly

"Of course we would, Samuel, thank you," I reply. "Sorry for interrupting earlier," I mutter to Cape.

Samuel opens the door. In the center of the room, thirteen beds are arranged neatly together; side by size. Their sheets follow a pattern — blue, red, yellow. Surrounding the room, near the enormous glass windows, are paperwork and computers. "Now, for the big reveal," Samuel says, taking out a large, red cylinder on a table from his backpack. On the front face, a digital clock reads "0;00". On either side, yellow disks glow. Surrounding the cylinder's base are thirteen, long tubes — the same number of beds in the room. Each tube has a bracelet that could fit on an average wrist. Each tube is surrounded by a glowing, blue ring in the cylinder's base. At the top of the Cylinder lis a red button, and an empty beaker. 19:14, 18 May 2020 SirBenelux

"Now, off to bed, you all." "Samuel" says. "But first, let me make you some dinner."

We then start talking. "Is it me, or is this Samuel guy acting really weird?" I say. 20:24, 18 May 2020 Chase McFly

“Kind of,” I say. “And whatever that device is at the front of the beds is, I don’t think it’s a lamp.”

“Samuel” then returns. “I made some sopor-er, super terrific pizza!” He takes out the appetizing slices, then puts a slice in front of everyone. 20:44, 18 May 2020 SirBenelux

The pizza contains argonicide, a chemical which is poisonous and can tranquilize one who releases it onto their body. We then eat the pizza slices.

"This pizza is good, but it tastes... kinda... funny..." I say, but in a tired tone since the argonicide has been put in effect on us. We all then fall into a deep sleep.

"Heh heh heh heh." "Samuel" says, then he takes off his disguise, and is revealed to be Gussiberg. "Now that the argonicide in that sopor pizza has entered their bodies, they won't even know that this bedroom is actually a prison room! Hahahaha!"

"I am Proto, sweet revenge is my motto!" Proto sings. "I betray others, who deceived me through the years! Before you ask, yes, that was a terrible rhyme, but you get the idea?" Edited by SirBenelux    21:12, 18 May 2020 Chase McFly

"Of course, of course," Mark laughs, as he turns on the device at the front of the bed.

I find myself back at Here Boot Camp (in the dream, which I don't know it is), and Fatdi is being menacing. 20:54, 18 May 2020 SirBenelux

"I need you to get every stick you can find, don't stop until you find them all! But if you don't get all the sticks you can find, I will cook you, and then I will eat you, and then I will poop you out and into the sewers where you will be more gross than before! Heh heh heh!" Fatdi says.

"Get every stick, don't stop. Got it!" Chase says. He then goes into the woods to collect sticks, but then, he is confronted by Talinight.

"Hey, what are you doing here?" Talinight says. "Can't you see I'm busy?"

"I'm just collecting sticks." Chase says. 21:14, 18 May 2020 CaptainCape

'Well, get out of the way!' Talinight says. 'This is where I make my plans to conquer the world - I mean, collect sticks for Fatdi!' 09:49, 19 May 2020 Chase McFly

Then, Fatdi turns into Views, and we're forced to watch his death again. 12:19, 19 May 2020 SirBenelux

Fatdi then gets crushed by a car. Chase and Talinight then continue to look for sticks until they find themselves in an oversized version of Moe's Tavern, but instead of people there are thousands of tellers, with Moe being the only human in his Tavern. 12:45, 19 May 2020 Chase McFly

Then, the ground vanishes, and everyone is left to look at their greatest fears. Edited by Chase McFly    13:06, 19 May 2020 CaptainCape

I'm stuck in what appears to be a normal computer room. However, when I look closer, I see that there are no computer screens at all - the screens are replaced by my second greatest fear: more keyboards. When I further examine the room, I see that the desks and chairs and wall and floor and ceiling are all carved from my greatest fear.

Watermelons. 13:29, 19 May 2020 Chase McFly

I'm being forced to relive the last moments on Crumple (the living spaceboat) before it, along with all of us except the Saviors, were vaporized, leaving nothing left of the multiverse. 13:52, 19 May 2020 SirBenelux

Meanwhile...

I end up in a torn World War II bunker, the only thing different is that World War II is still happening, with Benelux Hitler rising to power. In the bunker, I see an extended periodic table of elements on the wall. One of the extended elements is Hitlerium, which was named after Adolf Hitler. Then, a scientist's assistant named Theo gives me a beaker full of Hitlerium. He wants me to drink it.

"No can do, sorry." I say. But Theo pours the Hitlerium into my mouth anyway and I become Hitler; I look like Hitler, I act like Hitler, and I am evil like Hitler. Edited by SirBenelux    09:49, 20 May 2020 Chase McFly

Then, I am tossed into Chapter 5, and I see Cape with a stash of humans, eating them happily.

"NOOOOO...." I moan, only to realize my hand is yellow. I've become EvilBob. 15:01, 19 May 2020 CaptainCape

In the distance, Chase can see a massive explosion, right where Lithuania used to be. The dream's version of me looks at the explosion and smiles. 'Bye bye Lithuania!' he says. 15:15, 19 May 2020 Chase McFly

Then, I find the face mask and glasses that Earth-Gravildus-Batorok (formerly TPUWCPADOSU) Benelux uses to hide his identity. 15:36, 19 May 2020 CaptainCape

EGB Benelux appears in a huge mech! It is revealed it was him who dropped a bomb on Lithuania. 15:44, 19 May 2020 Chase McFly

Some wallaby cupcakes and mayonnaise cakes form into the shape of SRP, and he starts moaning, 'Eat me, Cape..." 15:45, 19 May 2020 CaptainCape

But before I can eat him, Creepy Cape appears, replacing SRP's face. 'EAT YOURSELF!' he says. 'Salt tastes very well when combined with Pokey-Eye meat.' 15:50, 19 May 2020 Chase McFly

"YUMMY YUMMY!" A dream version of me screams, picking up Creepy Cape and putting salt on him. Dream me then digs forks into Creepy Cape, uses the horns to make music, turns the wings into a blanket, and washes it down with the blood. Meanwhile, I'm watching from over a cliff, and fall into the water. 15:53, 19 May 2020 CaptainCape

Chase falls right into an underwater base. The walls are made of golden coins, the ceiling out of gold bars, and the carpet consists of paper money. It is inhabited by Mr. Krabs, who says 'Money is good! MONEY IS GOOD!' 16:06, 19 May 2020 Chase McFly

The more Mr. Krabs says this, the more times he clones himself. Each clone is slightly different. One of them is Krabby the Penguin. Krabby opens his mouth wide, then eats me. 16:08, 19 May 2020 CaptainCape

And then, Krabby the Penguin is eaten by CrockerKrab, a version of Mr. Krabs made entirely out of cheese. And CrockerKrab is then eaten by Pokey-Krab, a red and greedy Pokey-Eye with pincers. 16:18, 19 May 2020 Chase McFly

I find myself in the Chaseless Universe, in a totalitarian city state called Viewstopia. Its leader rules with an iron fist, and does nothing but torture people and throw tantrums. 16:19, 19 May 2020 SirBenelux

Meanwhile, at the Lithuania crater...

I, still having the effects of the hitlerium, decide to build a base in it.

"In Ordnung, Ihre Aufgabe ist es, eine Basis in diesem Krater zu bauen. Sie wissen, eine große Basis, die größte Basis, die Sie jemals sehen würden. Jetzt geh, geh, geh! Baue jetzt diese Basis! (Alright, your job is to build a base in that crater. You know, a big base, the biggest base you'd ever see. Now go go go! Build that base now!)" I say, speaking German. 16:26, 19 May 2020 CaptainCape

Ringo Starr approaches Benelux. 'It was me, the whole time!' he says in my voice. 'Of course I rarely sing, my voice sounds like a crocodile!' 18:28, 19 May 2020 Chase McFly

I quickly evacuate the Chaseless universes, but other Beatles members speaking in our voices arrive. They start playing music, which ends up altering history. 18:36, 19 May 2020 SirBenelux

This makes some events altered. For example, it was actually the Axis powers (Germany, Italy, Japan) who won World War II. Meanwhile, back at the Lithuania crater...

The base is 7% completed.

"Schneller, alle zusammen! Schneller! Du musst diese Basis so schnell wie möglich schaffen! (Faster, everyone! Faster! I need you to make that base as fast as you can!)" I say. 21:55, 19 May 2020 Chase McFly

Then, some popcorn starts raining everywhere, with pink chameleons riding each piece. 22:19, 19 May 2020 SirBenelux

Just after that, cereal bits start raining everywhere, with octopi riding each piece. Same thing happened with cheese and Taiwanese people, while the GoAnimate Comedy World characters have nothing to ride on, until they see a lot of Greatness The Nightwings. The Comedy World characters decide to ride on them. Meanwhile...

The base is almost finished, like 82% completed.

"Ja ja! Nur noch 18%! Gute Arbeit, Idioten! (Yes, yes! Only 18% to go! Good work, idiots!)" I say, still being Hitler. But then, someone called Commander Sakhalin snaps me out of the Hitler-ition. 09:49, 20 May 2020 CaptainCape

Then, a Jittercomedyworldian appears, riding a giant Jitterbug. 'Well well, now this looks like a nice place to build a nest!' the Jitterbug chirps while examining the base. 09:53, 20 May 2020 SirBenelux

Then, DoodleBob appears.

"Me nanoyoy toy! Malalaovay balab ha gemoyiyaf!" DooodleBob says. It translates to "My Jitterbug! Give it back this instant!"

"Nope." the Jittercomedyworldian says. "It's not even your Jitterbug."

"Hadayuneia, fila piyinya motamoy ley! (Fine, you asked for it!)" DoodleBob says. He then brings out his Magic Pencil. Edited by SirBenelux    10:17, 20 May 2020 CaptainCape

'I'm not your Jitterbug!' the Jitterbug chirps. It then begins to chew on the Magic Pencil. 'Yum, magically delicious!' 10:20, 20 May 2020 SirBenelux

"Folmey gil adayiyovay jelayit wanoyayiyito manotoy oysovayoy! (Get your dirty teeth off of my pencil!)" DoodleBob says. "Rafoy male yoyiay, hamiay mod pelety tviniya laday. (It's okay precious, no one will wanna hurt you.)" Edited by SirBenelux    11:43, 22 September 2020 Chase McFly

Then, everything starts getting consumed by fire. (Remember how this is a dream) 12:40, 20 May 2020 CaptainCape

Suddenly, something big falls from the air. It is the computer room with keyboards and watermelons (and me)! As it falls apart, a wave of watermelon juice extinguishes part of the fire. 12:47, 20 May 2020 Chase McFly

The watermelon rind turns into some or my biggest fears, so I mash it. But then I fall over and see Cape become human. 12:50, 20 May 2020 CaptainCape

I transform into Ringo Starr and sing 'Yellow Submarine' along with someone called "Paul McCardney", who sings with Views' voice. 12:54, 20 May 2020 Chip light gaia

music note would go to the computer room and wonder whats happening 12:55, 20 May 2020 CaptainCape

To my horror, the many keyboards in the room start gradually turning into watermelons. 12:57, 20 May 2020 Chase McFly

I explain to Music Note we seem to be trapped in some sort of nightmare world. “It’s almost like a shared dream...” John Lennon says in my voice. 12:59, 20 May 2020 Chip light gaia

"i found the computer room!" music note says 13:00, 20 May 2020 CaptainCape

I transform back into myself, but I retain Ringo Starr's voice for some reason. 'This sure is a nightmare world! Look at those watermelons!' 13:00, 20 May 2020 Chase McFly

Suddenly, the watermelon rinds mutate into a vicious monsrous creature, but then I realize it looks a lot like Epac, and he has a pit of lava under him.

"Uh. Cape..." 13:13, 20 May 2020 CaptainCape

'Epac? What are you doing here?' I ask. Epac turns around and asks me: 'Why do you sound like the Beatles?' 14:58, 20 May 2020 Chase McFly

"Because we are Beatles!" I exclaim, a little too loudly. However, since this is a dream and I didn't say "the", we all turn into types of beetles. 15:05, 20 May 2020 CaptainCape

Nelson Muntz' face appears on the head of the Jitterbug. 'HAHA!' the Jitterbug says, as it notices me having trouble walking with my new stag beetle legs. 15:10, 20 May 2020 ReturnOfIsaac ReturnOfIsaac

GS uses this moment to pull a comedy. "Well guys, if I had to choose between permanently being a beetle or being stuck in this Windows 1339," he says. "I'd pick the lesser or two WEEVILS!" Edited by ReturnOfIsaac    16:25, 20 May 2020 Chase McFly

I go to eat some plants, since I'm a beetle now. But the plant eats me, it's the Venus Flytrap in Part 27's recreation on Floor 499 of the Mickey Mouse Slaughterhouse! 16:28, 20 May 2020 CaptainCape

However, Chase is burped out as the Venus Flytrap sees a Belarusian tourist floating upwards from two lower floors. It turns out gravity has been reversed for an incomprehensible reason. 18:44, 20 May 2020 Chase McFly

Then, everyone falls down an ice cream waterfall, which turns us into ice cream beetles. But then we get rolled upon by countryballs, so now we're all ice cream beetle balls with the voices of the Beatles. 20:29, 20 May 2020 SirBenelux

Then, the floor collapses and we all end up on Malastite 4, a planet in the Urspina System, which is located in the Fargonian Galaxy. 20:53, 20 May 2020 CaptainCape

Malastite 4 is inhabited by dragons on magic carpets. Their leader is called Ali Alduin. 'I was told to not mix our two worlds up... but it happened anyways!' Ali Alduin says as he sees us. 09:02, 21 May 2020 SirBenelux

But then, Nogrotceectorgon appears and uses telekinesis to corrupt Malastite 4. Edited by SirBenelux    09:25, 21 May 2020 CaptainCape

Everyone on the planet goes insane and starts talking to lettuce and other vegetables. 11:53, 21 May 2020 Chase McFly

Then, we become ice cream beetle Beatle-voiced country lettuce and country vegetables. However, this starts to get repetitive, so I am ejected from Malastite 4, where I fall into a volcano on Mars and turn evil. 12:21, 21 May 2020 CaptainCape

Ali Alduin presses the 'eject' button of the planet and everyone is thrown into space. I end up on Discon, the homeworld of the real disco chickens. 12:27, 21 May 2020 Chase McFly

I start taking over Mars, and on Discon, dream versions of TPUWCPADOSU world's Epac and Turkape are throwing turkeys around with crossbows. 12:54, 21 May 2020 CaptainCape

One of the turkeys they launch at me is Anti-Turkey. As a result, I'm now an ice cream beetle Beatle-voiced country lettuce turkey. 13:57, 21 May 2020 Chase McFly

Then, Cape somehow turns into Anti-Turkey himself, and sends out turkey signals across the whole universe. This alerts Anti-Snowman, a survivor of the Anti-Characters Universe, who turns everyone in the universe into ice cream beetle Beatle-voiced country lettuce turkey snowmen. 14:54, 21 May 2020 CaptainCape

I begin sending spam e-mails with an image of my face to everyone who didn't become a turkey, in order to spread the turkeyness, but we are then teleported into a freezer on an island. 14:59, 21 May 2020 Chase McFly

The freezer causes us to turn into Turkey (Island) Salad. Some guy who is actually from Turkey takes us out of the fridge and to his home, where he throws us into a wintery landscape that turns out to be a portal to Georgia (the country, not the state). Everyone in Georgia is suffering from the snowman virus. Edited by Chase McFly    15:09, 21 May 2020 CaptainCape Stellaris Pokey-Eye

Pokey-Eyes from the Stellaris Dimension Just as I think things can't get crazier, I see a version of Anip from a parallel dimension called 'Stellaris Dimension' getten eaten by some giant interdimensional monster.

As I look around, I notice that all Pokey-Eyes look differently and have huge ears. Epac is conducting scientific research, which involves unleashing terrible plagues upon the infected people. 15:13, 21 May 2020 Chase McFly

I ask the Stellaris Pokey-Eyes if they know a way out, of Windows1339, but they eat me instead! 15:15, 21 May 2020 CaptainCape

'Nomnomnom, Turkish island salad,' Epac says. He then turns around to a female Stellaris Pokey-Eye, who is likely the empress, and sayd: 'You should eat them too, Chairwoman Cabroxi!'

'Cabroxi? What kind of weird name is that...' I mutter. 'It sounds as if it was randomly generated from some alien language.' 15:18, 21 May 2020 Chip light gaia

suddenly 5 scp-131 specimens would be spat out from a vortex that was caused by who knows what 15:24, 21 May 2020 CaptainCape

'Aww, look at how cute they are!' an elderly Stellaris Pokey-Eye called Troretu says. 'They're just as cute and divine as our first Chairman, Nssaisas Nssaisas!' 15:29, 21 May 2020 Chase McFly

I fall into a toilet, and desperately look for a way out of my dream. Then it hits me. "What if our dream is in fact some sort of mind-control hypnosis? We could make a dream mind control eraser potion again..." 15:49, 21 May 2020 SirBenelux

"Good theory." I say. "What do we need to make that?"

"Let me see..." Chase says. "Uh, we need flour, barnacle shavings, salt and tumeric." 15:55, 21 May 2020 Chase McFly

"That wasn't the recipe before," Benelux says. "It was Ungrits, wallaby meat, and soybeans. I guess that's some sort of dream escape potion," Edited by Chase McFly    16:03, 21 May 2020 SirBenelux

We get in the Doodle Spaceship, and travel to Asino to kill Ungrits for the dream mind control eraser potion, but something goes terribly wrong; we are headed right for an asteroid field! Edited by SirBenelux    16:09, 21 May 2020 Chase McFly

The asteroid field is full of burning comets, which total our spaceship. Then, zombie Ungrits arrive and eat us all! 16:10, 21 May 2020 CaptainCape

'I know how to handle this!' Troretu yells. He grabs an assault rifle and kills the Ungrits, but he suddenly gets a heart attack and dies too. 16:11, 21 May 2020 SirBenelux

"He was too young." I say. "What's next on our list?"

"We need to get wallaby meat." Chase says.

We go back to Earth using the other Doodle Spaceship. We then find a warehouse of wallaby meat in Alice Springs, Australia. We go get loads of wallaby meat, but Chase finds a horrible discovery; Rocko has been killed and his body has been sent to the warehouse! 16:14, 21 May 2020 CaptainCape

'Fear not!' a shadowy person in the warehouse says. 'I am the Server Necromancer, I can revive anyone, but mostly random internet forums.' 16:19, 21 May 2020 Chase McFly

The server necromancer revives Rocko, but accidentally generates numerous zombie clones of him. 16:21, 21 May 2020 This reply has been removed CaptainCape

A warehouse employee comes in with a cannon and starts launcing cannonballs at the zombie wallabies. 'This happens about every week or so,' the employee says, rolling his eyes. 16:23, 21 May 2020 Chase McFly

"Alright, we have some wallaby meat from these clones," I say. "Now, we need soybeans. How about we visit the recently-restored Gravildus for dead Pokey-Eyes?" Edited by Chase McFly    16:29, 21 May 2020 SirBenelux

We go to Gravildus, and visit the Gravildus Cemetery. Then we take some soybeans off from dead Pokey-Eyes' bodies, and we have all potion ingredients. Now all we need to do is to mix everything. Edited by SirBenelux    16:41, 21 May 2020 Chase McFly

To mix everything in the right conditions, we head to Egypt, put the ingredients in cups, place a microwave in the pyramid, and set it to finish in 20 minutes. 16:39, 21 May 2020 SirBenelux

While we wait, we all play Baldi's Basics on our phones. Rocko is currently traumatized because of Baldi's jumpscares. 16:42, 21 May 2020 Chase McFly

I decide to investigate who this Samuel guy was, because I realize anyone trapping us in a dream would be sinister. When I can’t find any info, I realize it was a pseudonym. 16:48, 21 May 2020 SirBenelux

The dream escape potion is done. We all drink it, and something weird happens; the whole dreamscape gets corrupted and after a few minutes, we all return to our consciousnesses. Edited by SirBenelux    17:00, 21 May 2020 Chase McFly

We awaken to find ourselves human/countryball/Pokey-Eye/etc. again, but we're in shackles against a prison wall  in a dark chamber where the hooded man who we do not know is Gussiberg is standing over a pit of lava. 17:08, 21 May 2020 CaptainCape

'Why did I have a feeling this would happen?' I mutter to myself. 'Hey Chase, who do you think Samuel truly is?' 18:58, 21 May 2020 Chase McFly

“I’m thinking. There have been some pretty fishy people in Windows1339,” I say. “There was that guy who trapped Evloresnit and those others in a mirror, and the Samuel part reminds me of Finding Views, so maybe Evas V. Won. That wasn’t his real name...” It turns out Hoh Sus gave me Shesh Marmalade. 19:04, 21 May 2020 CaptainCape

'Oh, this is just great,' I say. 'If I ever see that Hoh Sus guy again, I'll turn him into mesh myself!' 09:58, 22 May 2020 SirBenelux

"Your end is near... heh heh." Gussiberg says, hooded.

"I hear that voice, it's Gussiberg!" Chase says. "He trapped us in here!" 10:03, 22 May 2020 CaptainCape

'Gussiberg?!' I exclaim. 'Were you Samuel all along? Why did you do that?' 10:18, 22 May 2020 Chase McFly

"You fools and your dumb musical. Just getting my revenge. I will clone you all while you rot in prison, then take over the world. Come here, Proto!" Gussiberg says. 11:38, 22 May 2020 CaptainCape

'I'm P-P-P-P-P-P-P-'

'Just shut up and stop doing that rap, okay?' Gussiberg groans. 12:58, 22 May 2020 Chase McFly

"I'm sorry," Proto says. "Anyways, you idiots will all die here soon. I have made Windows 1339 incompatible with sentient lifeforms, meaning that soon, your brains will suffer so much dissonance, you will cease to be whoever you once were." 13:01, 22 May 2020 CaptainCape

'But aren't you and Mark sentient lifeforms too?' I ask.

'Don't you dare call me Mark!' Gussiberg yells. 13:08, 22 May 2020 Chase McFly

"We have a way out that only we (and our doppelgangers) can use! The only way would be to find what it is, and we're not telling you, so fat chance!" Proto exclaims. "But Gussiberg and I shall be just safe..." 13:10, 22 May 2020 CaptainCape

After several moments of thinking, I say: 'Okay, I get that you won't just tell us how to get out. But what if we guess how to get out?' 13:13, 22 May 2020 Chase McFly

"We have back-up. Not going to reveal what it is, but it exists," Gussiberg says.

"Just shut up!" Stellaris Epac exclaims, jumping out of the lava pit and onto Gussiberg.

"Oh lord....it's..." Proto faints from shock. 13:15, 22 May 2020 CaptainCape

'I always knew you were useless, Proto!' Gussiberg exclaims as Stellaris Epac attacks him and Proto is still unconscious on the floor. 13:19, 22 May 2020 Chase McFly

Stellaris Epac then unties normal Epac, who throws him in the lava pit. "No abominations here..."

We all look at normal Epac angrily, as he has to be the one to untie us. Epac, however, pays no attention, and sticks a giant fork into Proto, before swallowing him whole and leaving. 13:22, 22 May 2020 CaptainCape

'Nomnomnom, false promises of computer security!' is he last thing we can hear him say. 13:26, 22 May 2020 Chase McFly

Gussiberg wakes up, wipes his eyes, and Disapparates.

"Gussiberg is a wizard?" I ask. 'How do we get out of here?" Suddenly, I am bonked on the head by something Gussiberg left behind. "It's the Book of Fate!" 13:27, 22 May 2020 CaptainCape

'Can we use it to get out of here? Well, becoming a wizard is also pretty cool because that would mean I'm able to own a hippogriff and not look weird,' I ask. 13:32, 22 May 2020 Chase McFly

I quickly use my foot to write something in the book. All of our arms become unchained, and now we can get out. "Maybe we can find where we are first..." 13:35, 22 May 2020 CaptainCape

I write in the Book of Fate: 'A sign with the name of the location on it appears right next to us.'

A sign with "The Name of the Location" on it appears right next to us.

'Okay, that didn't work,' I say. 13:41, 22 May 2020 Chase McFly

Then, Cleverbot sneaks into Cape's farm and steals his hippogriffs and griffins using the alias "Galazard the Farmhand". 13:43, 22 May 2020 CaptainCape

'Noooooooo!' I sob as I see those words in the Book of Fate. 'Witherwings! Sharpbeak! Longtalon! All gone!'

'Maybe we should use me to get out of here first?' the Book of Fate asks. 13:50, 22 May 2020 Chase McFly

Meanwhile, on Earth-Gravildus-Batorok...

"Mwa ha ha! Mickey Mouse gave me a blood sample, and I am free!" EGB Mark laughs maniacally. He steps out of Windows1339, where a heavily-injured TPUWCPADOSU B Frit is lying on the ground, near the smashed computer parts that were once the Foury clone he tried to redeem. "We are not enemies, InstAnt. Never have been," Mark says. "I'd kill you, but you're losing your powers and not much of a threat. Stay out of my way." Edited by Chase McFly    13:55, 22 May 2020 CaptainCape

'I'm obviously too injured to stop you,' BFrit says. But as a last effort to stop EGB Mark, he sends a 'help me' message to... 14:00, 22 May 2020 Chase McFly

His NES counterpart, who quickly brings him to us.

"Guys, this is madness. My wife's gone, and Mark is at large...I do know how he escaped though," B Frit moans. 14:03, 22 May 2020 CaptainCape

'Oh my Spode!' I exclaim. 'We saw a version of Mark Disapparating out of some underground dungeon when he was attacked by my demonic brother Epac!'

'Hold up,' EGB BFrit says. 'Demonic brother Epac? I thought he was your half-brother.' 14:06, 22 May 2020 Chase McFly

“He’s part red, very spiky, fanged, you get the idea,” Cape explains. “So, what is the way?”

“Pretty sure it has to do with creating android avatars to acquire mouse blood from the real world, which will cause the whole system to crash, though we can contain it to your planet, since Skeeter, Evie, and Foury are all still in here, it could make them disappear.” B Frit explains. 14:57, 22 May 2020 CaptainCape

'Okay, sooooo how do we actually do that?' I wonder. 'Where can we get android avatars and mouse blood? I don't think we can just go ahead and buy some mouse blood from Ungrits. Last time I checked, they only sold Pokey-Eye blood.' 15:13, 22 May 2020 Chase McFly

"Guys, what if I tap into my doppelganger's mind and see how to create androids, it should work, as we're the same person," Foury suggests.

"Good idea," I say.

Foury taps into her doppelganger's mind. After 20 minutes, she says, "The mirrors! We can create copies of ourselves-made entirely of software-using the mirrors! Even better, we can control them to go to a place like the Mickey Mouse Slaughterhouse, or wherever the NES version of Mickey is, and take his blood." 15:23, 22 May 2020 CaptainCape

'Can we use, like, any mirror for that?' I ask Foury. 'Or do we need special Gussiberg mirrors for that?' 15:29, 22 May 2020 Chase McFly

"Any mirror, they are connected to Windows1337," Foury replies. Me, Cape, Benelux, and Foury go to separate mirrors, and successfully create avatars. 15:31, 22 May 2020 CaptainCape

I tell my android avatar to open Google Maps to find the way into the Mickey Mouse Slaughterhouse. 15:34, 22 May 2020 Chase McFly

Once it has, it finds the MMS, and heads to it. It is looking decrepcit with missing floors and the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse sign is back. Cape's avatar goes to see Mickey, who is in the clubhouse.

"YOU!" He screams. "YOU'RE THE ONE WHO KILLED ME!"

"NO!" Cape's avatar yell at Mickey. "You're the one...who killed me!" Cape's avatar then shoots a bullet at Mickey as he's going to get a gun out of his drawer, and he starts to bleed. Cape's avatar collects the blood and runs away. 15:39, 22 May 2020 CaptainCape

I'm tempted to send my avatar after CleverBot now, but I resist the urge and send him back to Gussiberg's dungeon. 15:42, 22 May 2020 Chase McFly

However, Epac and Proto are back with explosives to burn down all of Gussiberg Tech. They explode Cape's avatar and Epac drinks the mouse blood. "I'll switch to the Barn Owl Diet," 15:46, 22 May 2020 CaptainCape

'...Dangit,' I mutter. 'Chase, Benelux, Foury, do you guys have more success? My avatar just got exploded and the mouse blood is gone too.' 15:54, 22 May 2020 Chase McFly

"Eagles eat mice!" I realize. "That includes hippogriffs and griffins! Don't you have a farm of them, Cape?" 17:08, 22 May 2020 CaptainCape

'Yes, that's right! But that CleverBot guy stole all of them... should we get them back?' I ask. 10:27, 23 May 2020 Chase McFly

"Of course!" I say, taking out a Cleverbot tracker. 'He is at Redditland!" 11:40, 23 May 2020 SirBenelux

Then we take the Doodle Plane to Redditland. 11:48, 23 May 2020 Chase McFly

"We" refers to our android avatars, however, (minus Cape's deceased one) as we are still trapped in Windows 1339. Cleverbot is about to sell Cape's griffins and hippogriffs, so Benelux's and my avatars go to convince him to stop and give them to us. 11:53, 23 May 2020 CaptainCape

'Only if you give me something more valuable than fifteen griffins and ten hippogriffs,' Cleverbot says. 'Wait, how much IS a griffin actually worth?' 12:17, 23 May 2020 Chase McFly

My avatar says, “Five dollars”, then hits Cleverbot with 500 dollar bill as Benelux’s avatar grabs the creatures to take back to Cape’s farm, where we’ll acquire the mouse blood. 12:28, 23 May 2020 CaptainCape

The griffins and hippogriffs smell mice at the farm. One of the griffins, called Stormbeak, grabs a mouse from between the hay using its beak. 13:00, 23 May 2020 Chase McFly

Our avatars grab the mice, and head for Gussiberg Tech. 13:16, 23 May 2020 CaptainCape

'So far, so good,' Benelux's avatar says. 'Wait, why did Cape never tell us about his griffin farm before?'

Suddenly, in front of the building, the avatars see Gussiberg, who is very angry that his building was burnt down! 13:21, 23 May 2020 Chase McFly

"YOU NASTY REBELS!" Gussiberg explains, outraged. But instead of a rebel, one of Cape's creatures comes out and mauls him. 13:26, 23 May 2020 CaptainCape

I somehow see this and say: 'Aww, you're a good boy, Stormbeak! If only I could throw a party for all the griffins and hippogriffs right now...' 13:48, 23 May 2020 Chase McFly

"You can!" I exclaim, pulling the hippogriffs and griffins into Windows 1339 and cloning the mouse into a mouse cake. "Let's eat!" 13:50, 23 May 2020 CaptainCape

'Who's a good griffin? Who's a good griffin?' I say as I cuddle Stormbeak.

'Shut up, I want to eat that mouse cake,' Stormbeak replies. 13:53, 23 May 2020 Chase McFly

"Griffins can speak?" Klirork asks. "Huh, never knew that." Klirork then eats half the mouse cake, and is chased away by Witherwings. Stormbeak and the rest of the hippogriffs/griffins happily gobble up the rest of the cake. 14:00, 23 May 2020 CaptainCape

I proceed to call all the hippogriffs/griffins good boys.

'Hey, want some of this mouse cake?' Witherwings asks me.

'No thanks, I'm vegetarian,' I reply.

'EAT THE CAKE!' Witherwings insists and he throws a slice of cake towards me. 14:08, 23 May 2020 SirBenelux

We then load all the griffins and hippogriffs into the Doodle Truck. Then we drive away with all of them. 14:18, 23 May 2020 Chase McFly

However, we're all still in Windows 1339, so I take the last mouse out of my pocket and extract its blood. I then put the blood on the mirror, which should make Windows 1339 escapable within one hour. 14:58, 23 May 2020 CaptainCape

'And now we wait,' I say. 'Shame that speeding up time with my NES God powers would be too risky...' 15:06, 23 May 2020 Chase McFly

"What are all the powers you have?" I ask Cape curiously. "We have a lot of time to talk..." 15:13, 23 May 2020 CaptainCape

I reply: 'Time altering, teleporting, insanity, free ice cream, mind control, insanity, immortality, omnipotence, insanity, creation of all kinds of matter... Oh, and did I mention insanity?' 15:20, 23 May 2020 Chase McFly

"Very cool," I reply. 'Hey, could you give us some free ice cream? Not everyone here eats mice."

Klirork and Witherwings fight their way into Discordville, and are captured by the Discordville "Circus" server. 15:23, 23 May 2020 CaptainCape

I magically produce some ice cream. 'There you go! They have every flavor in the multiverse.'

Meanwhile, the owner of the Circus server, Rantrie, tries to train Klirork and Witherwings. 'Come on, it's easy! Just do a backflip! Pleeeeaaaaase?' he asks Klirork. 15:28, 23 May 2020 Chase McFly

Klirork grunts and does a black flip onto him, killing him. Klirork takes Rantrie's outfit and is now running the Circus Server. He then gives us a call. "Mind if we stay here in Discordville for a year or two? Meow!" Then, looking at a circus server invite Witherwings made, he says, "No, they have marmalade!" Edited by Chase McFly    15:37, 23 May 2020 CaptainCape

'That's alright, I guess,' I respond. 'Just give me a call or write a letter to me once in a while, okay? Also, what's that noise I hear?'

'What do you mean?' Klirork asks, chewing on a circus employee. 15:40, 23 May 2020 Chase McFly

Meanwhile, the hippogriffs and griffins are getting restless as they devour more of Cape's ice cream. "When do we get out of here?" 15:43, 23 May 2020 CaptainCape

I hang up the phone 'We'll be there in about an hour and - ' Suddenly, the Doodle Truck crashes into the Circus server! The hippogriffs and griffins run out of the truck and into the circus. 15:48, 23 May 2020 Chase McFly

"This is all part of the act, folks!" Witherwings smiles. "As ringmaster, it is my duty to guide my half-eagle brethren through tricks. Everybody, jumpt through the ring to eat the mouse!" 15:52, 23 May 2020 CaptainCape

All twenty-four creatures jump through the ring at the same time, causing them to get stuck in it. Witherwings decides to eat the mouse. Longtalon, one of the hippogriffs, sees this and yells 'Witherwings, you traitor!' 15:55, 23 May 2020 Chase McFly

"At least I don't have a donkey butt!" Witherwings yells. "Because I'm a griffin, ha ha ha!" 15:59, 23 May 2020 CaptainCape

'It's called a HORSE REAR!' one of the hippogriffs, Curlyfeather, yells as he desperately tries to get out of the ring. Edited by CaptainCape    16:04, 23 May 2020 Chase McFly

Witherwings realizes the best thing to do is a role call of all the creatures as that will make them all grow large and crash to the ground, so he calls, "Stormbeak! Longtalon! Curlyfeather! Sharpclaw! Thunderbeak! Shorttail! Lightningbeak! Enderwings!  Beak Screech! Donkeyfeather! Pepperfeather! Leo Haliaeetus! Panthera Leucocephalus! Weirdtalon! Talonhoof! Maney! Cape Jr.!" He doesn't say the last 7, because it ends up working anyway, and the creatures all break free. 16:26, 23 May 2020 SirBenelux

But then, Jeff, Proto's minion, captures all of them.

"Who are you?" Chase says.

"I am Jeff, and I've captured all your animals--" Jeff says. I then disintegrate him with my Countryball Cannon. The animals are once again free. Edited by SirBenelux    17:17, 23 May 2020 Chase McFly

"Anyways..." Klirork says. "On to the next act...uh...the amazing ball man!" He gives Benelux a headless mannequin to bounce on. 17:18, 23 May 2020 SirBenelux

I then slap a few objects while bouncing - a can of beans, a jar of jelly, a pile of pickles, a pyramid of eggs, a bag of already-cooked Krabby Patties, and a tower of Pringles cans. 17:21, 23 May 2020 Chase McFly

People cheer at Benelux's performance, but then Mark Sabine arrives in clown makeup juggling marmalade jars. Klirork can't control himself, and becomes his monster form. "Go away!"

"But I'm Marmy the Clown..." Mark says.

"No, you're not!" Klirork grows, ripping off Mark's wig, nose, and shirt with his horns. "I hate marmalade! And I hate clowns."

"Don't mind him," Witherwings reassures everyone. "He is very sick..." Withwings takes monster Klirork out of the Circus Server, and moves him to some Spore server. 17:26, 23 May 2020 SirBenelux

Then, Commander Sakhalin appears unicycling on a tightrope while juggling bowls of borscht. 17:38, 23 May 2020 Chase McFly

For the next act, a Stellaris Pokey-Eye and a Pokey-Eye  tamer take center. The Pokey-Eye tamer is a wallaby, since they tend to be the least-favorite food of many Pokey-Eyes. The Stellaris Pokey-Eye acts much like a circus lion. Witherwings comes back in, whispering to Cape Klirork needs time to recover and will be rejoining the circus in a week, but he and Klirork will remain in Discordville for a while as they planned. 17:43, 23 May 2020 CaptainCape

'Okay then. But what about my other twenty-four disintegrated griffins and hippogriffs?' I whisper. 'And you really shouldn't have called Longtalon's horse end a "donkey butt". That's really rude.' 18:39, 23 May 2020 Chase McFly

"We weren't disentegrated, Cape," Longtalon laughs, as all 24 come out from under the seats. "Also, I think he was confusing me with Donkeyfeather. "

"There's just a few more acts anyways," Witherwings says. "But some of our members left due ro Klirork eating the owner and the ringmaster. Feel free to replace them, you NES people." 18:45, 23 May 2020 Chip light gaia

Geargorex would fall out of the computer room ceiling, "Location, does not compute" geargorex says looking for the exit 18:48, 23 May 2020 CaptainCape

'Behold!' Witherwings says as a spotlight shines on Geargorex. 'The Tin Woodman!' 18:52, 23 May 2020 Chase McFly

Everybody claps as Geagorex fakes chopping down some logs. Proto sends Agent X in to annihilate us, but ends up sending the wrong one, SBU Bill Wurtz, as the two switched out at the last minute.

"The Great Umbrella Man!" 19:12, 23 May 2020 CaptainCape

I produce rain with my NES God powers and Bill reflects the rain, creating a fountain of water. 'Oh no, my feathers are all wet now!' the hippogriff Cape Jr. complains. 19:18, 23 May 2020 Chase McFly

I ask Cape why he gave all the others such fancy names and called that one Cape Jr.

"Presenting...the wet hippogriff!" Witherwings smiles. "But there's a twist!" He puts me on top of it. Then, a bunch of sycamore seeds fall into the arena. 19:25, 23 May 2020 KKirby KKirby

They grow into a bunch of trees immediately that coat the arena, giving the people in there a good place to hide if they can go into the trees. Cameras are set up so the people watching can still view the action 05:58, 24 May 2020 SirBenelux

For the next act, I launch Old Man Jenkins out of a cannon and he hits a wall of Polandball plushies. Then, he lands on a plank, which is on a shark pool, and does a backflip. Finally, he falls into a portal, and comes out of another one, and then lands on a trampoline, in which he says "Tada!" 09:09, 24 May 2020 CaptainCape

The Polandball plushies all fall through a hoop and straight into Weirdtalon's beak. 'Nomnomnom, tastes like borscht!' he says. 09:21, 24 May 2020 Chip light gaia

lizardy would be still driving around with the grazors on coolmathgames 09:23, 24 May 2020 SirBenelux

I check my watch, it's beeping. "Ooh, time to go! Hope that portal has opened up..." I say.

"It has." Chase says. "And it's right outside the circus. We sure had a great time here."

"Couldn't agree more." Cape says. We then all exit the circus.

"Wait! Before you go, I need to stay here for a couple more weeks, if that's fine." Klirork says.

"Okay." I say. All of the people who were trapped in Windows 1339 go through the portal, even the people who live in the OS. Before I go, I look at Windows 1339 one more time. "Goodbye, Windows 1339." I then go through the portal along with the rest, except for Klirork, who's staying in Windows 1339 along with a few griffins and hippogriffs (probably). The portal closes and will be active for a month or so. Another fact is that when Jeff got disintegrated, he was automatically teleported to Swellview.

Once we reach the real world, we exit the portal, and are glad to be here again, but there's a downside; we ended up in Gussiberg labs. Gussiberg is standing in front of us along with Proto.

"Back so soon?" Gussiberg says. "I was hoping you'd find your way out. But now you're going nowhere, and you will be served an epic takedown, courtesy of Gussiberg and--"

"P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P--" Proto says, he tries to sing a rap song again.

"Proto, what did I tell you about singing that ear-bleeding rap song?" Gussiberg says.

"Sorry, I just wanted to lighten the mood." Proto says.

"It's okay, but now, you're not leaving until I give you a piece of my mind! Hahahahaha!" Gussiberg says.

"Civillians, this is no place to dilly dally, you better leave now." I say. Everyone then leaves, but the NES user characters and the LoJ stay to fight Gussiberg and Proto. 09:51, 24 May 2020 CaptainCape

I distract Gussiberg by covering him in free ice cream. 'We need a plan to take out Gussiberg, we can't just try to drown him in ice cream or something!'

'Or can we...' Scohaix wonders. 09:54, 24 May 2020 Chase McFly

Mr. Mortimer arrives riding on his pony, since it was him who sent the sycamore seeds. He is wearing one of his sad clown paintings as a mask, and teleports Discordville to the real world. Mr. Mortimer then throws Gussiberg's computer into the trash. Edited by Chase McFly    11:41, 24 May 2020 CaptainCape

'NOOOOOOOO!!!' Gussiberg yells as he sees the Windows 1339 being thrown into the trash in slow-motion, because exciting moments always happen in slow-motion. 11:48, 24 May 2020 Chase McFly

"You leave these people alone, Gussy," Mortimer grunts. 11:50, 24 May 2020 SirBenelux

"Not today, Morty..." Gussiberg says. Then an anvil falls on Mortimer, which puts the latter in a coma. Edited by SirBenelux    13:15, 24 May 2020 Chase McFly

Applejack and Fluttershy get angry, and decide to destroy Gussiberg's equipment. Gussiberg explains he teleported his counterpart's lab to NES Earth, which is why he no longer has one that burned down. As he does this, Cape sneaks away to investigate the microwaves. 11:56, 24 May 2020 CaptainCape

'Ooh, microwaves, microwaves, SO MANY MICROWAVES!' I exclaim and I start repeatedly pressing random buttons on all of them. 11:59, 24 May 2020 Chase McFly

"Most of us have powers in a way," Schohaix says. The LoJ Benelux and Luxovo use their freeze breath and heat vision, respectively, to turn any parts of Gussiberg's body outside of the ice cream, like his head and arms, completely frozen solid and then making his clothing catch fire. 12:04, 24 May 2020 CaptainCape

Scohaix plays a saxophone, and fire comes out of it. 'This is actually really cool,' Scohaix says. 12:10, 24 May 2020 Chase McFly

Gussiberg then sinks down into the ice cream, grabbing Proto. B Frit ties rope around them, but his superspeed is running out. 12:13, 24 May 2020 CaptainCape

'I'm P-P-P-P-P-P-P-Proto! Hiding in ice cream is my motto!' Proto raps, as his master can't really do anything against the raps now. 12:19, 24 May 2020 Chase McFly

Then, Bill has a great idea, and reads Gussiberg and Proto’s minds. “It is I, Agent X! You two will defeat these people by putting them in microwaves. But you have none. Stop thinking of ice cream sandwiches, Proto.” 12:25, 24 May 2020 CaptainCape

Meanwhile...

'So many microwaves! But nothing to use them on...' I say as I keep pressing the open button on a Panasonic microwave. 12:31, 24 May 2020 Chase McFly

The microwaves become sentient, since Cape pressed the secret buttons. All the doors open, and they all fight to get Cape in. Luckily, Cape teleports away as Proto falls for Bill’s trick and arrives there. Mark isn’t so gullible, and shoots a laser gun at Benelux. It’s time to battle. 12:35, 24 May 2020 SirBenelux

I get deflated because of the laser, but Bill pumps me back up. Then, Proto summons all kinds of ransomware, and the temperature in the lab is starting to increase. 13:19, 24 May 2020 Chase McFly

Proto is knocked out by the microwaves, who teleport to help us. The microwaves use Crumple the Worm's old meat gun to choke Mark, but it only makes him angrier, and he starts mutating into a huge ice cream monster! Mark the Ice Cream Monster abosrbs Proto, the microwaves, and the whole lab, so we all must escape and stop his rampage on NES City. 13:23, 24 May 2020 CaptainCape

I create a forcefield around the city. 'This can keep us safe long enough for us to make a plan. But it won't last forever!' 13:29, 24 May 2020 This reply has been removed SirBenelux

Then, Turkey (the country) comes and says: "Merhaban, how's a'goin'?" 13:37, 24 May 2020 Chase McFly

Me, Benelux, Foury, Cape, KKirby, Music Note, Green Starry, Ho-sis, Hoh Sus, Michael Rosen, Spuzi, Errsev, a dozen microwaves, 7 of Cape's hippogriffs/griffins, and the LoJ (B Frit, Scohaix, Benelux, Luxovo, Bill Wurtz, Meerdrru, and Cheese Crocker) explain to Turkey that we are going to stop Gussiberg. Getting out of the building, we review everyone's superpowers and decide people will go get him one by one. Bill is up first, he shapeshifts into Proto and will make Mark angry enough to explode. 13:47, 24 May 2020 CaptainCape

'But I don't think I have superpowers!' one of the griffins, Featherfur, complains. 14:02, 24 May 2020 Chase McFly

“Come on!” Longtalon says. “We’re big creatures with powerful beaks and legs that can harm people, able to fly to great heights and extract blood from the animals we eat. We don’t need superpowers!” To demonstrate, Longtalon flies away. 14:05, 24 May 2020 CaptainCape

'Just wondering, which superpowers does everyone here have?' I ask.

'I can use musical instruments as weapons!' Scohaix says.

'And I have freeze breath!' LoJ Benelux adds. 10:24, 25 May 2020 Chase McFly

"As well as laser eyes, super-strength, superspeed, flight, superhealing, slow aging, x-ray vision, and combat training," Luxovo adds.

"I have superspeed," B Frit says.

"I am a trained roleplayer, I can roleplay him to death. And I protect the universe," Meerdrru says.

"Also," Bill starts explaining. "I can shapeshift, shoot fire, fly, teleport, and I have a very advanced telekinesis,"

"Finally, I don't have powers, I have gadgets, like my Cheesarangs!" Cheese Crocker proclaims, throwing a cheese boomerang into NES City. 11:20, 25 May 2020 SirBenelux

"I have my Countryball Cannon! It's really effective and has multiple modes!" I say. 11:25, 25 May 2020 Chase McFly

We all head towards NES City. "Everyone, look for trails of ice cream!" I say. Edited by Chase McFly    11:27, 25 May 2020 SirBenelux

Musical Note then spots a trail of ice cream heading towards the Houston-Charlesworth shopping mall. We then follow the trail, and see that Gussiberg is destroying everything in the mall. I then use my Countryball Cannon's smoke bomb feature to stun him. 11:47, 25 May 2020 Chase McFly

We quickly start cleaning up Gussiberg's ice cream, but there's too much of it, so we ask the microwaves to help store it. 11:50, 25 May 2020 SirBenelux

But the ice cream is so powerful, that all the microwaves are destroyed from it.

"Nooooooooooo!!!" Cape says.

"Cape, we don't have all day," Chase says. 11:51, 25 May 2020 Chase McFly

Gussiberg laughs maniacally, then he shoots Weirdtalon. Enraged, Bill fires a projectile at Gussiberg, causing all his ice cream to fall off, though he is still 11 feet tall. 11:56, 25 May 2020 SirBenelux

Now, Gussiberg is wreaking havoc on the Millheight district of NES City. We then follow the giant footprints Gussiberg left. 12:19, 25 May 2020 Chase McFly

But Gussiberg sends out more minions, like Proto. Proto fires at us. 12:32, 25 May 2020 CaptainCape

I stay behind to try and fix one of the microwaves, but Cheese Crocker says that the microwaves can wait until after the fight with Gussiberg.

'But... but... they're really cool!' I insist. 12:34, 25 May 2020 Chase McFly

The doppelgangers of the LoJ show up to help. Except Bill's, because right now, he's dressed as Agent X going to spread Windows 1340 across the galaxy. 12:37, 25 May 2020 CaptainCape

'We need to stop Gussiberg and his minions!' I explain to the doppelgangers. 'And fix these precious microwaves!'

The doppelgangers blink in confusion.

'Cape has an obsession with microwaves,' EGB Cheese Crocker clarifies. 13:07, 25 May 2020 Chase McFly

NES Cheese Corcker and NES B Frit decide to stay behind with NES Cape and show him how to fix the microwaves and how to use them, while the rest of us go battle Gussiberg. I shoot my gun at Proto, and Bill assumes Proto's form. Unfortunately, he starts saying Proto's rap as well. 13:28, 25 May 2020 CaptainCape

'I'm P-P-P-P- uh, I mean, B-B-B-B-B-Bill Wurtz! Defeating you is my motturtz!' he raps. Gussiberg facepalms and says 'You idiot, "motturtz" isn't even a real word!' 13:48, 25 May 2020 Chase McFly

“Words tend to be invented for the sake of poetry, as I should know.” Michael Rosen says. Gussiberg responds by eating Michael in the form of “Lunchtime” YouTube memes. 13:55, 25 May 2020 CaptainCape

'Time for revunch! PUNCH PUNCH!' Bill Wurtz says as he starts to attack Gussiberg. 19:20, 25 May 2020 Chase McFly

More Gussiberg minions appear, such as Voldemort, who whips out his wand. and is about to launch the Killing Curse at Cheese Crocker. Bill then casts a spell that deflects Voldemort's spell, though it does cause Cheese Crocker's face to become hideously deformed and disfigured. 19:25, 25 May 2020 CaptainCape

I grab a wand and yell 'EXPECTO PATRONUM!' A Patronus shaped like a giant ricebodied birdectalyte appears, and it chases some of the minions away.

'How did you suddenly get magic?' Bill asks. 'You haven't even been to Hogwarts!' 09:39, 26 May 2020 SirBenelux

"I'll never tell. It's a secret." Cape says. Then, Proto summons COVID-DIGITAL to infect us, but I plant a forcefield around us. 09:43, 26 May 2020 Chase McFly

The Covid-Digital is taken out by Bill. Then, through the forcefield, Bill reads the minds of each minion and begins controlling them, without Gussiberg's knowledge. 12:00, 26 May 2020 SirBenelux

The minions then beat up Gussiberg. "Why are you guys acting like this?" Gussiberg says. 14:08, 26 May 2020 Chase McFly

"We serve Bill Wurtz..." The minions say, before Bill releases his control. "We'll take you to the Organization of Alien Capture, put you in a cell." Bill exclaims.

"Agent X, noooooo..." Mark moans, not understanding the concept of doppelgangers. 15:41, 26 May 2020 CaptainCape

The minions are confused. 'Wait, who should we serve now?' Voldemort asks.

'Just join Bill, okay?' I ask them. 16:25, 26 May 2020 Chase McFly

The minions agree to join Bill, who asks the rest of the LoJ to follow him back to Earth-Gravildus-Batorok. "Bye, everyone!" The LoJ says to us. 16:32, 26 May 2020 CaptainCape

'Bye, have fun with making the world a better place!' I respond. 19:39, 26 May 2020 Chase McFly

"You still have me!" Mark says with glee. "You may have turned all my minions good and gotten rid of them, but I have one more trick up my sleeve..." He presses a button on his remote, which causes him to separate into numerous clones of the main NES characters. 19:53, 26 May 2020 SirBenelux

One of them is a clone of me, who is acting like a Thwomp from Super Mario, and crushes to the ground whenever someone is near him. Then, for some reason, Turkey turns into a countryball, Turkeyball. TpTdChBZwA-8 "Oh yeah, now this form is better!" Turkeyball says. Then, Thwomp Benelux crushes Spuži. "I'm okay..." he says. Edited by SirBenelux    20:01, 26 May 2020 Chase McFly

I set my clone on fire, which causes Mark's voice to scream in pain from all the clones. 20:09, 26 May 2020 ReturnOfIsaac ReturnOfIsaac

Green Starry is just sitting back and drinking lemonade cause he has no idea what's going on because I'm not replying often. 06:50, 27 May 2020 Chase McFly

I then explode Green Starry's clone, and make booby traps for the other clones. 12:42, 27 May 2020 CaptainCape

The booby trap for my clone is a hippogriff holding a giant microwave.

'I don't know if that will work, Chase, I'm not obsessed with microwaves and hippogriffs or anything,' I say while patting one of the fixed microwaves. 13:10, 27 May 2020 Chase McFly

Cape's clone ends up going into the microwave and is cooked, before being eaten by the hippogriff. "AAAAAHHHHH!" Mark's disembodied voice screeches. Edited by Chase McFly    13:21, 27 May 2020 CaptainCape

'Free soybeans for everyone!' the hippogriff says as he begins to eat my clone.

'Okay, seeing yourself getting eaten is possibly even worse than seeing yourself from a different dimension dying,' I mutter. 13:20, 27 May 2020 Chase McFly

I hand out bomb juice to the clones, so that they will explode. 13:23, 27 May 2020 CaptainCape

'This tastes spicy!' one of the clones says, and he then explodes. 'Why are you so dumb, clones?!' Gussiberg's disembodied voice yells. 13:27, 27 May 2020 Chase McFly

Meanwhile, in the Circus Server of the now-on-Earth Discordville, Yvonne Orangefish jumps out of Klirork, smelling Cheese Crocker. She escapes and heads for NES City, arriving to Gussiberg Tech. Finally, Yvonne hops on Cheese Crocker's clone and swallows him. This makes her sick, though, since he's an android, so she vomits on more clones, causing them to explode as well. Only one clone remains now, Hoh Sus' clone. 13:33, 27 May 2020 CaptainCape

I pour a cup of whatryadoin onto the Hoh Sus clone, causing the android clone to short-circuit. 13:40, 27 May 2020 Chase McFly

This causes Mark's true form to reappear, and disintegrate much like Voldemort's. Then, Yvonne also vomits out a letter, it is addressed, "From Klirork to my tasty friends". 13:50, 27 May 2020 CaptainCape

I read the letter aloud.

'Hello, dear and tasty reader,

Me and Witherwings will be hosting another spectacular show! Come visit the Discordville Circus Server this evening or I will eat you alive and learn how to chew.

Bye!

Klirork' 14:11, 27 May 2020 Chase McFly

"That's not threatening at all," I say sarcastically. Mark Sabine takes his marmalade jars and runs off. "Who wants to fly us there?" I ask the griffins and hippogriffs, of which we still don't know 7 names. 14:13, 27 May 2020 This reply has been removed SirBenelux

"I do," says Dashflyer, the biggest and fastest griffin of all. 14:38, 27 May 2020 Chase McFly

We get on Dashflyer and fly towards the Circus Server. 14:39, 27 May 2020 CaptainCape

As we enter the Circus Server, one of the hippogriffs called Flutterfeather flies onto the stage to tell knock-knock jokes. 14:57, 27 May 2020 Chase McFly

Everybody laughs. The next act involves yet another one of Cape's pets, Clawhoof, who is filling in for the trapeze artist. 15:08, 27 May 2020 CaptainCape

However, the trapeze wasn't designed for hippogriffs and it breaks. The audience thinks it's part of the act and laughs again. 15:20, 27 May 2020 Chase McFly

Just as one more griffin, Epactail, gets in the center to roll on a ball while balancing bowling pins, the entire Circus Server is rocked by an artificial earthquake. Edited by Chase McFly    16:06, 27 May 2020 CaptainCape

'What was that?!' I exclaim. Everyone starts panicking and all the griffins and hippogriffs fly straight towards the exit. 16:18, 27 May 2020 Chase McFly

The Magic Hat appears, smashing through the ceiling, though Klirork manages to save everyone from the falling debris. "Nice circus, morons!" 16:37, 27 May 2020 CaptainCape

'I hope that wasn't sarcasm!' Klirork yells. 'And d'you know what I do with people who insult my circus? I EAT THEM!' 19:32, 27 May 2020 Chase McFly

"That's the problem, buddy!" The Magic Hat says. "I'm not people!" He uses a spell to knock Klirork unconscious, before changing his size. "And they don't call me Magic for nothing..." Most of the Circus Server citizens and Cape's pets have escaped, but the NES characters remain. "I can grant you wishes..." The Magic Hat laughs. 19:41, 27 May 2020 SirBenelux

"Let me guess, three wishes?" I say.

"That's right!" the Magic Hat says. "Now, who would like to--"

"Ooh, ooh, me!" Patrick says. "I want to make some wishes!"

"What a jerk..." I mutter. 20:27, 27 May 2020 Chase McFly

The Magic Hat then hits Patrick with a tranquilizer dart. "I am sorry, but I do not allow my enemies a chance to wish, unless they have great power. And you, a mere starfish, have none." He then looks around for power, and sees Cape. "I can read your mind, Cape Kragils. You wish for microwaves, coffee, and mythical beasts. If you and your friends follow me, that will occur. You will receive what you long for." Edited by Chase McFly    20:38, 27 May 2020 CaptainCape

'There's literally a Discord Coffee House across the street, I don't need some genie top hat to get coffee,' I say. 'And I only accept the mythical creatures if I get a bigger farm for them.' 13:15, 28 May 2020 Chase McFly

The Magic Hat then shoves Cape in a microwave. "This shall keep you quiet," He then shoves the rest of us in microwaves and loads us into a van. 13:28, 28 May 2020 CaptainCape

'Hey, I wished FOR microwaves, not to be IN a microwave!' I angrily yell. 13:41, 28 May 2020 Chase McFly

"Tell it to the Incidentals, kid," The Magic Hat laughs, hopping into the driver's seat and driving. 13:42, 28 May 2020 CaptainCape

'Oh great, they can probably get me out of this microwave and - ' I suddenly realize what the Magic Hat said. 'Wait wait wait, what? The Incidentals? I thought they got normal names like Fred and Harold again!' 13:44, 28 May 2020 Chase McFly

"You'll know better to mess with the Magic Hat!" The Magic Hat laughs maniacally. He then shrinks us all down as he turns the van into a submarine. 13:46, 28 May 2020 CaptainCape

I decide to examine the microwave. 'Y'know, this is actually kind of cool,' I say. 'Since you have some wishes left, maybe you could make it a bit larger and - '

'NO!' the voice of Orderly Cape says inside my head. 'That hat is obviously eeeeeeeeevil!'

'Shut up, stupid hallucination,' I mutter. 13:55, 28 May 2020 Chase McFly

"Uh...guys?" I ask. "Why is my nose a carrot?" 13:56, 28 May 2020 CaptainCape

'That's really weird,' I reply. 'Also, just wondering, do you know how to make a hallucination shut up?' 13:59, 28 May 2020 Chase McFly

"Not really," The Magic Hat says, putting in a tape of Filler Night. 14:00, 28 May 2020 SirBenelux

The Magic Hat has put the tape in a VHS player, and an old music video of Filler Night displays on the TV screen. 14:10, 28 May 2020 Chase McFly

“FILLER NITE!” I sing. “Do the countdown!” 14:33, 28 May 2020