Thread:Alien Tavern/@comment-7180588-20201206164233/@comment-27131899-20201210173248

Then, Joe Rob Thesoap, the prisoner who accidentally dropped the soap in Devon Hills Prison, comes to free everyone from the Lunatic Room using a key he stole from Strange Person, but everyone is disgusted that Joe is naked, so they run away from him.

"Sir, please put some pants on." says Linda Mack, the receptionist for NES HQ. "You're disgusting everyone."

"Don't tell me what to do!" Joe says. "I was born to be au naturel! I AM A FREE MAN!" Joe then runs away naked, but is then caught by the police for public nudity, and is sent to a maximum security facility.