Anti-SpongeBob

Anti-SpongeBob is an Anti-Character introduced in Chickens Disco!. He is the opposite of SpongeBob SquarePants.

Chickens Disco!
He is revealed to be a fake Sir Benelux who summoned an angry mob to protest against the rules of NES. He and Anti-AH93 were sent by their master to capture the disco chickens and absorb their power.

Rocko Rama threatened Anti-SpongeBob with a fake rifle, but Cape Kragils was standing between the two and thought the gun was aimed at him. Cape eventually stepped aside, but Anti-SpongeBob blew a protective bubble around himself.

Cape threw the rifle at the bubble, popping it. Anti-SpongeBob threatened the two with an anti-spatula. Cape smashed him with an anti-piano, but it was so light that it didn't hurt the sponge at all, and the anti-spatula fell through the ground when Rocko tried to pick it up.

The disco chickens started playing the anti-piano so hard that it became a real one, which hurt Anti-SpongeBob. This gave Rocko the idea of playing a song on it. The song and the clucking of the disco chickens hurt his ears.

Anti-SpongeBob sneaked up behind SpongeBob and Dr. Fox to stab them with his anti-spatula, but Mr. Steelnerves did some damage to him by glaring at him. This caused Anti-Spongebob to surrender and pass out.

He was taken to a police office and interrogated. He explained that he did it to avenge h0nda1337, said that h0nda1337 taught him how to hack, and released a computer virus within the police office's computers.

Later, it was revealed that not h0nda1337 but 1x1x1x1 taught Anti-SpongeBob how to hack.

He was distracted by a vision of his parents cheering for him to dance the jitterbug. He flexed his muscle and pointed at his trophy case filled with jitterbug trophies when the disco chickens told him it was for losers. When the Disco Jitterbug War began, Anti-SpongeBob jitterbugged to end World War III.

Anti-SpongeBob joined an anti-disco cult and started to speak in tongues and do the jitterbug. He fed the cult members some of the disco chickens' pancakes. He received an email from someone who asked him to keep dancing in order to prevent World War III. This confused Anti-SpongeBob, since someone who wanted to stop World War III would at least leave a voice mail.

When Howtocool ran out of food for the Cool Restaurant, he sought Anti-SpongeBob's help. However, he couldn't find him. The sponge went to a mental ward, since nobody would acknowledge his existence or let him stop doing the jitterbug.

After he saw McBain shoot a brick wall with a machine gun for 24 hours, he found out his true calling: shooting things with machine guns. This made him even sadder, as he was in a straitjacket in a rubber room watching the Teletubbies. The voices of Sandy Cheeks and Patrick Star in his head said that it didn't matter.

While he listened to the voices and remembered clone words he was supposed to forget, he didn't notice that the Teletubbies were trying to climb out of the television with rifles. However, he ended up throwing them back into the TV.

Anti-SpongeBob remembered his crush on Anti-Sandy Cheeks, who was infected with vegetable tourettes. The Teletubbies told him vegetable tourettes are completely fictitious before shooting him, filling his last moment with heartbreak.

Just as he was about to shoot himself with a shotgun because of Anti-Sandy avoiding him, the disco chickens showed up, carrying Howtocool. Anti-SpongeBob said that he didn't like taking orders from the voices in his head, and ran towards the machine gun shooting range to let off some steam. He muttered something about how unbelievably arrogant the town had become.

Mark Sabine, who was at the Cool Restaurant, offered Anti-SpongeBob some marmalade. The sponge recalled how the Nazis would give the Jews marmalade to earn their trust, but Mark reassured him with a surprisingly long speech about marmalade.

He felt a little better after eating the marmalade, and wrote Anti-Sandy a love letter. Anti-Sandy responded with an op-ed article on the front page of the Bikini Bottom Times called 'Anti-SpongeBob: Hmm...'. The article mused on Anti-SpongeBob's lack of dietary health, bathing habits and motivation, but also noted his positive trait: that he was easily manipulated by liars.

Anti-SpongeBob became bored and faked his death. When Anti-Sandy opened the simulation machine, she realized that it was never tested on sponges. Mark Sabine called him a loser, which made Anti-SpongeBob realize that everyone hated him. He cried and ran away.

Anti-Sandy threw a medicine ball at him, causing Anti-SpongeBob to get a concussion. The real SpongeBob told her that she did a good job.

SpongeBob told Sandy to not be afraid of Anti-SpongeBob, as he was just confused all the time since he didn't like being confused and being an anti-sponge. Anti-SpongeBob and normal SpongeBob then switch universes, and Anti-SpongeBob farts to evacuate the Cool Restaurant.

He and Anti-Mr. Game and Watch came to stop Sandy and Mr. Game and Watch from saving SpongeBob. He started a karate match with Sandy, and he was very good at it. Anti-SpongeBob told everyone that Mark Chang invented the Tidal Zone in Part 12. He banned killing user characters, since that was too close to murder for his liking.

He, Rocko Rama and Tomodachidudeball were shoved into the Tidal Zone. Anti-SpongeBob worked for 100.35.58.135B. He became sad because of Howtocool altering the main plot and cried.

Anti-SpongeBob wasn't sure why he had to do the jitterbug without interruption for two years now, and how long he could still do it.

He couldn't stand the smell of Mr. Krabs' garbage anymore and he gouged his eyeballs out, thinking that would help things. However, it didn't, and he started crying again until his eye sockets decayed. He also became intoxicated because of the smell.

Sandy thought Anti-SpongeBob would save them from Man Ray, but he wasn't really sure. He ended up saving them, kicked Man Ray in the face, and then left without saying anything. However, Man Ray killed him, which also killed the NES SpongeBob. Sandy grieved over his death, but was persuaded by U2 to move on.

When Man Ray was shot by Deus Ex Machina, the former was revealed to be SpongeBob and the latter Anti-SpongeBob. They shook hands, causing SpongeBob to explode.

He was rushed to the hospital because he almost laughed to death at the phrase 'deus ex machina'. Fortunately, he healed and made meat pies. Anti-SpongeBob explained that a deus ex machina can't apply outside of a fictional setting.

Anti-SpongeBob tried to cheer up his NES counterpart by saying that he shouldn't have been a cartoon character if he hated it whenever people followed asinine rules and didn't use common sense. It worked, and he wondered why. Anti-SpongeBob then said that it was because SpongeBob had ADD and that he should stop talking to him. However, the entire universe told him to listen.

All is Ruined
In All is Ruined, he offers Cape Kragils glue made from his own mucus, and was revealed to be a spy for Eric. Anti-SpongeBob’s nose was yanked off by Chase McFly and he was taken captive. While sailing to Marmaladukio, Klirork boarded the ship and fought with him and Eric over the nose of evil SpongeBob SquarePants. Eric stabbed him and tossed him into the water.

Finding Views II
He reappears in Finding Views II, where he appears with his partner, Anti-AH93, to take down the gang so it won't rescue Views from Mickey Mouse.

The Cuppar
In The Cuppar, it is revealed that the person who stole the Mystic Cup was him and he is part of the Cūppar. Later he snatches the Cup back from the main cast and wishes that he was a NES God. However he was quickly defeated as Chase wrote him out of existence.