Weirdtalon

Weirdtalon is a griffin appearing in Never Ending Story since Windows 1337 2. He is one of Cape Kragils' fifteen pet griffins.

Weirdtalon was the NES God in Chapter 9.

Description
Weirdtalon is a cybernetic purple griffin. His head is white and his rear end is yellow.

Like other griffins, he is part eagle and part lion.

He has equipment that makes him able to time travel.

Early life
Weirdtalon spent 22 years at Gravildus High School before he became Cape Kragils' pet.

He knew Marvin Totallynota Murderer well enough to decide that he wasn't the murderer of Patrick Star, Spunky and Ferb Fletcher.

He once swallowed a light bulb. This was revealed in The Food War to End Most Food Wars.

He once lived in the village of Knytt. This was revealed in AI Dungeon Adventure.

Windows 1337 2
Weirdtalon and Cape's other pets were stolen by CleverBot, under the alias of 'Galazard the Farmhand'.

However, android avatars of Chase McFly and Sir Benelux managed to return the animals to Cape's griffin farm.

In the circus server, Weirdtalon got stuck in a hoop along with 24 other griffins and hippogriffs. Witherwings got him out of the hoop by calling his name.

Weirdtalon was shot by Mark T. Gussiberg, enraging Bill Wurtz.

The Magic Hat's Wrath
As being purple was banned in Everyone Shall Burn Even Worse Because Our Rules Are Even Meaner City, Weirdtalon had to leave.

Weirdtalon still ended up inside The Magic Hat's plane. He fell out of the plane as the floor was opened, but Weirdtalon slowed down the fall of his seat by madly flapping his wings.

On an uninhabited island, Scohaix rode Weirdtalon to another island. There, they saw Cape's other pets, tied up above a fire. Weirdtalon untied the griffins and hippogriffs with his talons.

Later, he carried the Sc HHXX to the beach so that everyone else could repair the ship.

Weirdtalon, along with Team NES, Hoh Sus and the League of Justice, left the island on the newly repaired Sc HHXX.

Before un-brainwashing the Incidentals, Cape Jr. asked Weirdtalon if he looked cool with the Countryball Cannon 3000. Weirdtalon told him to use it responsibly.

Weirdtalon (along with all other griffins and hippogriffs) was turned into a snowman by Taiwanese News Reporter and Cheesy, only to turn into a hattogriff later on.

As a hattogriff, he told Team NES that his new lifestyle is fine and that he loves perfecting his art. He also said that he didn't like being a mythical beast because of the varied diet and being ridden.

Cereal Secrets
Weirdtalon traveled back in time, along with Team NES, Greatness The NightWing, Eye pod 15, and Cereal Bowl. In 2009, he, GTNW, Eye and KKirby remained behind a billboard advertising smelly gym socks.

When Team NES was locked inside Corny Rooster's convertible, the others weren't able to free them because Weirdtalon was hungry. KKirby convinces him to rescue Team NES, but the griffin freaked out when he saw that there wasn't any mousecake.

Weirdtalon said it was storming on both Earth and Gravildus, which slowed them down. However, they still arrived in time to help Team NES with saving past versions of Cape Kragils and Cereal Bowl.

After Corny got covered in trash, the time machine disappeared with GTNW, Eye, KKirby and Weirdtalon. They got stuck in 1920, but they loved it.

As Nelson Rooster and his cronies Gobble and Crow threatened Team NES with a gun, Weirdtalon told them to put the gun down. Weirdtalon remarked that Cloakcester is a town, and not a member of the Kragils family.

He helped Cape Kragils and Cereal Bowl practice for their truel with Nelson Rooster by acting as Nelson.

Foury, Zacker Cracker, GTNW and KKirby climbed onto Weirdtalon's back as the griffin pushed the time machine off of the Bikini Atoll. However, they returned to the present as Weirdtalon became a cybernetic time-traveling griffin.

Weirdtalon, Greatness The NightWing and Eye pod 15 traveled to the future after saying goodbye to the others.

Return of the Space Explorers
The Space Explorers explained to Jerome R. Smith that they didn't use a time machine but Weirdtalon to travel through time.

Elderly Space Explorer versions of Weirdtalon, Greatness The NightWing, Eye pod 15 and Foury left Penny Turkey's Volkswagen Beetle. The evil Weirdtalon told Cape Kragils that his version from 2020 was rotting in a prison cell.

As Team NES visited the 2020 versions of Weirdtalon, GTNW, Eye and Foury (known as the Arson Squad), 2020 Weirdtalon said that the last thing he saw before ending up in prison was an airport with an elderly griffin and people in space suits.

Weirdtalon, along with the other Arson Squad members and Team NES, met Penny Turkey. She asked if they knew any good hippie hangouts, and Weirdtalon said he knew one.

The Arson Squad helped Team NES to free Penny after she was kidnapped by Bossy the Rooster. Weirdtalon incapacitates Bossy, and he and Penny went to see a movie.

In the new timeline, where the Space Explorers' society became even worse, Weirdtalon was called 'Space King Weirdtalon' on a billboard.

Penny Turkeys told Cape and Cereal Bowl to see the evil version of Weirdtalon. Cape convinced Weirdtalon to help Team NES with restoring the original timeline.

Weirdtalon explained that the leaders of the Space Explorers are exempt to the group's many rules. He took Cape to his secret lab on Cracker Mountain, where he stored time machines.

Penny set her zombies (such as Corny Rooster) to attack anyone who defied the Space Explorers, including Weirdtalon and the other Arson Squad members.

Weirdtalon was taken to a courthouse, where he was on a lab table. He revealed to Penny that it was him who stole her Double-Penned Pen, and that he never intended Space City to become a police state.

Team NES, Cereal Bowl, Greatness the NightWing and Eye pod 15 flew Weirdtalon and Ho-Sis to the lab atop Cracker Mountain, where they went back in time to 1965 to prevent the Space Explorers from forming.

The 1965 version of Weirdtalon made a personality tester device to participate in the Object City Science Fair along with Foury, Greatness and Eye. After testing it, the personality tester device showed Weirdtalon as a criminal psycho.

In front of Penny, Weirdtalon's suit was destroyed by Weedleton's fabric-destroying cupcakes, and everyone at the science fair except for Treeant started laughing at him.

Penny became angry at Weirdtalon after she saw what happened to the suit. This became even worse when Froot pretended she had a baby called Weirdtalon Jr. with Weirdtalon, and when reading the result of the griffin's personality test.

Cape Kragils suggested showing Penny Turkey's Volkswagen Beetle at the science fair instead of the personality tester.

On the day of the science fair, the Arson Squad was locked inside a submarine by their evil elderly versions who pretended to be French deep-sea divers. Once they were freed by Chase McFly, the 1965 versions burst into French Beatles songs.

The Arson Squad decided to use Weirdtalon himself for the science fair with his time traveling equipment. However, the fair was cancelled as his mother Morgen put the time traveling equipment on a younger version of Weirdtalon, causing the griffin to fly through the roof of the building.

In 1910, Weirdtalon found Penny's Volkswagen behind a warehouse. He, Team NES and Cereal Bowl used it to go to 1965, and later on to go back to 2020.

In the new timeline, the Arson Squad resided in the present again and the Space Explorers never existed. Instead, they built a planetarium in NES City.

Weirdtalon ran up to Cape, asking if he could turn a part of the griffin farm into a museum for time machines. He also told him about his plans to turn part of the farm into a mouse farm, so he could sell mousecake everywhere in the galaxy.

He became angry at his owner for asking why a pet would need money. Weirdtalon said he needed money to pay rent and buy food.

Cartoon Character Massacre
Weirdtalon helped Team NES, SpongeBob SquarePants and various cartoon character in finding a dangerous cartoon character murderer.

He welcomed Witherwings back, and asked him if he had any mousecake. When Sir Benelux said that it wasn't Stephen Hillenburg but Joe Murray who made Rocko's Modern Life, Weirdtalon said that this was why nobody liked Benelux.

During the flight from Bikini Bottom to O-Town, Weirdtalon smiled and said he liked letting someone else do the flying.

He threw some mousecake at Witherwings, right before SpongeBob SquarePants' Volkswagen ran out of fuel and plummeted.

Witherwings remarked that Weirdtalon was chewing too loudly on his mousecake. When Cape wondered whether griffins had teeth, Klirork said that they borrowed his teeth.

Weirdtalon helped SpongeBob with adding defense mechanisms and weapons to the Volkswagen, such as a mousecake cannon.

After recruiting the Phineas and Ferb main characters, Weirdtalon found a mysterious post-it note in the car, reading: 'Follow the yellows.'

He reminded Cape that they were at the same high school, as griffins spend 22 years in high school.

Weirdtalon arrived in the Gravity Falls universe during Weirdmageddon to recruit people, but the griffin was possessed by Bill Cipher before he could leave. Weirdtalon and the new recruits were then teleported to the Volkswagen.

In the city of Bedrock, Bill gained control of Weirdtalon, shot a tranquilizer dart at Fred Flintstone and locked him up in the car's trunk.

Sir Greatness rode Weirdness, a celery griffin. Weirdness claimed to be Weirdtalon, but Chase McFly realized that he was an impostor.

At the cup-shaped elevator of the Vul Smile Slaughterhouse, Rocko Rama was trampled by Weirdtalon as the latter was possessed by Bill Cipher.

Witherwings helped Weirdtalon to break free of Bill's control by showing him the family tree Vandaag gave Cape in the previous part.

As Weirdtalon pretended to be possessed by Bill, Urdrreem invited him to build a tower of cloned Pokey-Eye horns with Peruvian Soy Eagle. Before he left, Weirdtalon threw Urdrreem's poisonous ENORE_ERONE out of the window.

Urdrreem found out that Weirdtalon faked his possession. She knocked him and Peruvian Soy Eagle out with her sonic scream and was ready to poison them, but found her chocolate gone.

Weirdtalon and Peruvian Soy Eagle woke up, Weirdtalon tried to convince his uncle to work with Team NES and promised to make mousecake with soybeans in it. Peruvian Soy Eagle wanted to tell him the tale of Bean Eagle the Wise.

At the party in Ho-Sis' house at the end of the part, Weirdtalon baked a mousecake shaped like Vul Smile being crushed by a microwave. He told Chase McFly that he didn't use Vul himself, but his parents in the cake. SpongeTron D was shocked, and Weirdtalon explained that that's nature. He said that the party was awesome, but that the mousecake was running low. He watched a DVD of Planet of the M&M's with Cape Kragils.

Weirdtalon remarked that Peruvian Soy Eagle's soy cookies and sour beans were a bit gross. Then, he started feeling sick and he dropped to the ground after eating ENORE_ERONE. Urdrreem explained that her chocolate can make people act like a maniac, in addition to making people nauseous and killing people.

Weirdtalon grabbed a Krabby Patty and threw it into the trash. He also threw a piece of mousecake at Hoh Sus, who responded by throwing a jar of Shesh Marmalade at him. As Weirdtalon went to Sir Benelux's restaurant to get more mousecake, Food War X began.

Return of the Food Wars
Weirdtalon was on Team Earth during Food War X. Hoh Sus shot Sugarfree Bag at him, amusing him.

He got revenge on Weirdness the celery griffin (who impersonated him in Cartoon Character Massacre) by eating him. Greatness filed a lawsuit against Weirdtalon, who was angry that Weirdness was eaten. They were both declared innocent thanks to the jury member Dennis Clark.

He and Hoh Sus had a duel. Weirdtalon dodged a jar of Shesh Marmalade that Hoh Sus threw at him.

When Hoh Sus lighted The Shesh's Rodent Bakery on fire, Weirdtalon called the Guayaa Shesh Pizzeria and ordered a dozen aerodynamic Shesh pizzas with sharp edges. He threw the pizzas at Shesh creatures, but he was then turned into a mouse by Hoh Sus' invisible bones.

Later, when he was turned into a griffin again, he enlarged his talons to grab a Pretty Patty. However, he accidentally crushed the scientists from Area 51 to death. Weirdtalon shrugged and asked Cape to bring Area 51 back to Earth with his ice cream powers.

He was kidnapped by angry countryballs and taken to Baltic Boat Manor, along with Stoneclaw, Wardlaw and Ho-Sason. He was freed by Hoh Sus, Ron Sheshley and Hoh-Sisone Granshesh.

The Food War to End Most Food Wars
After finding out that Ungrits were putting cyanide in all food from Gravildus, Weirdtalon took mice from his pockets and threw them at the Ungrits.

He tried to help Cape Kragils with overcoming his fear of watermelons, but it didn't work. Weirdtalon cheered up Carrie Cracker after her parents broke up by going to a movie together.

Weirdtalon shoved the chickens he created into a computer. Clawhoof remarked that he was being mean and asked what was wrong with him. Weirdtalon shrugged and said that his wasn't his fault that Clawhoof couldn't handle the truth.

Thousands of microwaved soup ghouls used magic on Weirdtalon and Carrie, turning them into computers.

Time M&M kidnapped some members of Team Earth, including Weirdtalon. He almost ate Witherwings, who was reborn as talking mousecake.

He turned Rhinoram and Hippoewe into sheep using a recording of Justin Bieber quacking.

Weirdtalon and Cape went to see Forrest Mars, and Weirdtalon explained that Forrest should either not make any black M&Ms or make plenty of them.

Time M&M's timeline rips transported Weirdtalon to the age of early agriculture, where he ate some early crops. He received a message from Chase McFly, who told him that Time M&M was in space.

He used his time travel powers to travel to the 1800s, where he found Foury. Together, they went to the 1960s and found B Frit at the first concert of The Beatles. The three traveled to The Shesh, where they found the other members of Team NES (except for Chase) frozen in stasis. They revived their friends, and Weirdtalon suggested going to the moon to find Time M&M.

The team used Weirdtalon to go back to the present, where Hoh Sus gave them invisible bone spacesuits that can adapt to any body shape. On the moon, he noticed a trail of black goop that smelled like ants. Weirdtalon followed the scent, and traced it to a dark cave.

Weirdtalon explored the cave, using a light bulb he once swallowed. He noticed a round, black object and ran towards it, but was captured by Red CheeseCrocker. Red CheeseCrocker briefly showed the team Weirdtalon. As Cape blasted Time M&M with ice cream, they disappeared again.

Cape had a just-in-case funeral for Weirdtalon, although he was not happy with the prospect of burying his griffin without finding out what happened.

He burst out of Red CheeseCrocker's evil lair after Team Losers defeated the last Ungrits.

Throwback Thurzday Too
Weirdtalon enjoyed the chocolate rain, and then made himself invisible to everyone except for Cape Kragils and Cleverbot. Cape asked him what happened after Red CheeseCrocker captured him, which made The Strange Person think Cape was hallucinating.

Cleverbot took Weirdtalon away while Cape was trying to think of happy thoughts.

Cleverbot told Weirdtalon and Epac Kragils that he sold all of Anti-Views' personal possessions in exchange for Batorok Restaurant gift cards. He and Cleverbot looked for Anti-Views' possessions in the dumpster while Views and Dreamare escaped from the NES HQ.

When Chase McFly and Cleverbot were in the crummy motel, Chase was able to see Weirdtalon. He comforted Chase and Cleverbot by saying that they still had physical bodies and that they could break free.

He, Chase and Cleverbot summoned the ghosts of people who were killed by Red CheeseCrocker and Italyball. Some of these ghosts were those of Ho Sauce, Baltic Doga, Poke-E and Ben Lelex.

Weirdtalon became tired of his invisibility after he played every prank he could think of on the other griffins and hippogriffs. Clawhoof burst out of a pile of mousecake, causing the cake to get all over Ho-Sis.

Chase McFly sprayed Gradually Visible Spray on Weirdtalon, causing the former to see the griffin's outline. Weirdtalon was delighted, as he was tired of people not being able to see him even though it was good for playing pranks on them.

Weirdtalon, Views, Sir Benelux and Chase McFly looked for Mettius Oclatius, who was escaping from the police in a Ferrari F40. When Mettius was killed by Cape Kragils (who was controlled by Creepy Cape), Weirdtalon asked if everything was fixed and if they could forget about Mettius.

Team NES (except for Cape) rode Weirdtalon to fly away when Cape (still under Creepy Cape's influence) destroyed the NES HQ. Weirdtalon used his teleportation powers to take the team to a skating rink. He saw Cape serving ice cream to people from Copyland in the Cape Kragils Creamery.

He became fully visible during the fight with the Copyland residents, and took out some of them with his talons before fading.

At the end of the part, he revealed that he had the keys of Cape's spaceship, and he offered to take the team to Iwy.