Escape from Reality/Transcript

NES Story™ Chapter 5 Part 9.5: Escape From Reality Never Ending Story1's wall > NES Story™ Chapter 5 Part 9.5: Escape From Reality (Closed) CaptainCape CaptainCape closed this thread because:This part is over 16:51, 10 November 2019 SirBenelux Following NES Story™ Chapter 5 Part 9.5: Escape From Reality SirBenelux

The story is here again, with a new reader and new stories! But will it ever end?

In this part, after seeing that the real world is terrible, we decide to escape, but there are some obstacles holding us back, including our real life counterparts, who are apparently trying to bully us.

Rules can be found here. ReturnOfIsaac

(This'll be fun when it starts.) 18:59, 19 September 2019 SirBenelux

(Remember, this part will only have 250 posts)

START!!!

Once we get out of the portal, we find ourselves in the real world again.

"What the hell?" I say. "Why didn't the portal take us back to our world?"

"Ha! Silly fools! We hacked that portal to your dismay, and now you will have to stay here for awhile." says Chase's RLC, who also comes out of the portal along with the rest of our RLCs. Edited by SirBenelux    14:52, 20 September 2019 CaptainCape

An Ungrit with a few paint bucket walks up to us.

Ungrit: 'Hello, customers! Would you like to buy some of our red paint?'

Me: 'That's purple.'

Ungrit: 'Yes, but it remains very good paint!'

Me: 'Then why does this text on the bucket read "harvested in Arthrown, capital city of Asino"?'

Ungrit: 'Uhh... There, paint grows on paint trees!'

Me: 'Why is there pieces of Pokey-Eye skin on your face?'

The Ungrit looks around nervously, then promptly runs away. 15:44, 20 September 2019 Chase McFly

Meanwhile, Yvonne sees Cheesy. “Oh, yum,” She laughs. She goes to eat Cheesy, when Dokuro-chan, who was playing cards with Taiwanese News Reporter walks in to get some coffee. After Yvonne eats Cheesy, Dokuro-chan shoots her, then gives Cheesy’s crown to TNR. Klirork then emerges and eats Yvonne’s corpse. 16:04, 20 September 2019 SirBenelux

I then watch a news report on my tablet saying that Yvonne ate NES god Cheesy and was replaced with the Taiwanese News Reporter. With that out of the way, we continue to encounter our RLCs. 17:50, 20 September 2019 BalloonyFan6789

I see Taiwanese News Reporter, and ask:

"Is that the Taiwanese News Reporter? We met her when we were inside Koopsers' body!" 18:19, 20 September 2019 CaptainCape

Meanwhile, in Nevada, the Area 51 raiders arrive, ready to Naruto run past the Area 51 security.

Raider 1: 'Wait, where is Area 51?'

Raider 2: 'It's gone! The security ble it up to erase all evidence of aliens!'

Raider 3: 'Look! That plane has "Area 51 Transport" on it! And it seems to be coming from Belgium Let's go to it!'

Raider 1: 'Great idea, let's do it!'

All raiders start to run towards Belgium. 19:20, 20 September 2019 Chase McFly

The Area 51 raiders approach Area 51 in Belgium and go into it. They grab Cape's RLC as well. 19:22, 20 September 2019 Views06

The guards have gone, well, off guard. As they are now getting ready to defeat the raid. 04:13, 21 September 2019 SirBenelux

One of the raiders is revealed to be Tan M&M. 11:59, 21 September 2019 CaptainCape

And of course, Purple M&M is with him. Other raiders include David Tennant, Doggy-Not, the Mii Band and a Tschokoleta salesman. The salesman is clearly an Ungrit disguised as a human. 13:30, 21 September 2019 Chase McFly

I grab a few bars of Tschokoleta and whack the Ungrit with it. 13:32, 21 September 2019 CaptainCape

The Ungrit's disguise falls off, and all raiders are confused because there was an alien with them. The Area 51 guards make use of the confusion to deploy Route 51 Rovers, jeep-like cars. 13:50, 21 September 2019 Chase McFly

Then it's revealed the guards are Adam Sandler, Eugene A. Krabs, the Immigrant, a Jellien, Bill Cipher, Elec Man, the Amp, a Girl Scout, and Toht. 14:02, 21 September 2019 SirBenelux

Two and Siley are also guards. 14:59, 21 September 2019 CaptainCape

'Come on Two, fasten your seat belts!' Siley tells Two. Every Route 51 Rover fits four persons. Two, Siley, Bill Cipher and Elec Man sit together in a Rover, a second rover contains Adam Sandler, Eugene A. Krabs, the Jellien and Toht. The third car contains the Immigrant, the Amp, the Girl Scout and Samor Lacosta, who is also a guard. 15:10, 21 September 2019 Chase McFly

Then, the RLCs escape to destroy our reputations in the NES universe. 15:13, 21 September 2019 SirBenelux

But luckily, I hack the portal so it will lead them to the real world. 17:12, 21 September 2019 Chase McFly

Then we go through our own portal and we’re home, but they’re still chasing us. 17:17, 21 September 2019 Views06

As the characters are running from their actors, Views gets an idea.

Views: Desperate times require desperate measures. [Pulls out Grater]

Chase: Yipe! It's the most powerful weapon in the whole multiverse!

Views tries grating the RLCs, but nothing is happening.

RLC Views: We are real, your cartoony weapons don't hurt us at all! 19:16, 21 September 2019ReturnOfIsaac

GS opens a wormhole, sucking all the RLCs inside. the other end appears in the middle of a desert, which the RLCs go out of. 20:04, 21 September 2019 Views06

But then they quickly animate us back into the real world, and this time suspended over a volcano.

Views: WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO US!!!

RLC Chase: It's great fun!

RLC Views: Now, who shall we throw into the volcano first?

RLC Foury: Hmmm, I think we should go for the little puppy dog, Rocko!

Rocko Rama: I'M A WALLABY!

RLC Chase: Chuck him in!

RLC Foury takes Rocko Rama's chains off, and throws him into the pit of lava.

Rocko Rama: AAAAAAH! PONIES! [burns]

RLC Views: Ha! He said ponies.

RLC Rocko Rama: [facepalms] Edited by Views06    21:57, 21 September 2019 Chase McFly

I grab Rocko, then decide to regenerate him as a human, due to all his complaints on Discord about picking Rocko as his character. This causes RLC Rocko to disappear, as Rocko merged with him. 23:14, 21 September 2019 Views06

An Area 51 guard named Pankesh Mackenzie sees the fusion, and decides to keep an eye on Rocko Rama. He throws a tracker on him, and it clips to his left heel. 00:24, 22 September 2019 This reply has been removed Chase McFly

Meanwhile, we are really confused as to where we are now. 11:03, 22 September 2019ReturnOfIsaac

Somehow, GS is just floating on the lava, completely unscathed. 11:13, 22 September 2019 Chase McFly

I realize Delilah still has Koopsers. 12:51, 22 September 2019 Views06

We need him quickly, so I use an invention that Rocko Rama had made for me called GET OVER HERE, SPONGE!!! to magnet Koopsers back. 13:38, 22 September 2019 BalloonyFan6789

My RLC tries to knock the GOHS out of Views' hands, but I am able to stop her. 14:28, 22 September 2019 This reply has been removedReturnOfIsaac

GS is still floating on the lava like it's nothing. 15:01, 22 September 2019 Views06

But Chase's RLC turns Green Starry into wood, and he burns in an instant.

Green Starry is recovered in the NES Multiverse, and sees Koopsers Joopsers zoom by, so he grabs ahold of him to return to the scene. 15:16, 22 September 2019 BalloonyFan6789

In the NES Werbe-Fernsehen studio, Benelux is saying the news, but suddenly his RLC appears and kills him. When he is revived, he is very mad. "What's wrong?" I ask him. 16:08, 22 September 2019 Views06

Benelux gets in Foury's face and says "MY COUNTERPART BETRAYED ME!"

Everyone else starts to complain about their counterparts.

"My counterpart is younger than me!" said Chase McFly. "My counterpart is older than me!" replied Views. "I used to be the manliest man of man town, until I found that my counterpart is a woman!" wailed Captain Cape. 16:30, 22 September 2019 SirBenelux

"Our counterparts have crossed the line. Time for a knuckle sandwich." I say. "Speaking of which, revenge is a dish best served cold."

"You know it, man!" says Plankton's voice, in my head.

"*gasps* I can hear Plankton's voice in my head!" I say.

"No, you doofus! I'm really in your head!" says Plankton, before coming out of my invisible ear. Edited by SirBenelux    17:33, 22 September 2019 Chase McFly

Views grabs Plankton and throws him into the real ocean, where a whale eats him. 17:53, 22 September 2019 Views06

"Huh?" says Views. "I liked Plankton!" he cries. RLC Chase said he made Views do that. 18:02, 22 September 2019 BFrit

I show up and ask what's happening 18:28, 22 September 2019 Views06

"🅱️Frit! Finally, you've returned!" says Views. "Our real life counterparts are bullying us!" he continues. 18:36, 22 September 2019 BFrit

“Oh, no,” I reply. “I hope we can stop them.” 18:37, 22 September 2019 BalloonyFan6789

But my RLC then kidnaps me! 18:41, 22 September 2019 Views06

RLC Cape sees 🅱️Frit, and this happens.

RLC Cape: Aw, it's a little ant! I like ants!

RLC Rocko: I think it's creepy...

RLC Chase: Calm down, Rocko. It's just an ant!

RLC Cape grabs 🅱️Frit. Edited by Views06    18:50, 22 September 2019 This reply has been removed BFrit

I get scared and try to escape, but they grabbed me too tightly! 18:43, 22 September 2019 BalloonyFan6789

My RLC is still keeping me hostage. 18:43, 22 September 2019 Views06

Green Starry flies through space, trying to escape what's happened, but he realizes he's going nowhere because it's not actually space, but a painting of it. 18:49, 22 September 2019 This reply has been removed BFrit

While stuck, I put my earbuds in and listen to music 22:34, 22 September 2019 Views06

RLC Views notices that the song is a They Might Be Giants song, and now he is a bit nicer as well Real Life Counterparts who got nicer RLC Captain Cape RLC Views 22:51, 22 September 2019 BFrit

I ask him if he wants to listen too 22:53, 22 September 2019 Views06

RLC Views: Would I?! I'd love too!

The music begins to soothe RLC Benelux's temper. Real Life Counterparts who got nicer RLC Captain Cape RLC Views RLC Benelux 23:54, 22 September 2019ReturnOfIsaac

Suddenly, GS returns via wormhole. "Hey bois," he says "where's Wesley?" 06:42, 23 September 2019 Views06

We see Chase McFly chewing on Wesley. He spits it out and says "I wish our RLCs would stop making us eat each other!" Cape replies with "Yeah! We should only eat each other if we are actually hungry!" "Wait, where's Foury?" asks Views. 06:52, 23 September 2019 This reply has been removed Chase McFly

Four ends up in the forest, going on an adventure. 10:48, 23 September 2019 CaptainCape

I decide to look for Foury to make sure she's safe from the RLCs. 12:41, 23 September 2019 Chase McFly

I then use my Realitymeter to detect how close we are to the end of reality. 12:48, 23 September 2019 Views06

It comes up with the result "190 replies"

Views: Uh, what's a reply? 13:35, 23 September 2019 BFrit

I get hungry so I pull out a bag of chips 13:38, 23 September 2019 Chase McFly

I decide to watch Spongy SquarePotter since I’m bored. Edited by Views06    13:46, 23 September 2019 BFrit

I offer to share some chips with the RLCs 13:43, 23 September 2019 Chase McFly

But RLC BFrit doesn’t want to, and throws chips on my computer where I’m watching the movie. 13:45, 23 September 2019 Views06

"Don't throw chips at the computer" Rocko says under his breath. 13:45, 23 September 2019 BFrit

I get sad because all my chips are gone 13:47, 23 September 2019 Views06

I begin to talk with more RLCs in hopes of making them nicer. 14:03, 23 September 2019 BFrit

I help you 14:05, 23 September 2019 BalloonyFan6789

Meanwhile, Cape finds me fighting my RLC. 15:13, 23 September 2019 Chase McFly

Now that they’re merged, Rocko takes control of Elliot’s body to direct him away from the Bratislava zoo. 16:40, 23 September 2019 BFrit

I convince my RLC to be nice, and it works. We merge 17:18, 23 September 2019 SirBenelux

My RLC also merges with me and Views' RLC merges with Views. 17:28, 23 September 2019 BalloonyFan6789

My RLC refuses to merge with me, but Klirork eats her. 18:08, 23 September 2019 Chase McFly

The Taiwanese News Reporter goes on a mission to save Four’s RLC, since Klirork isn’t good at chewing. 18:42, 23 September 2019 BalloonyFan6789

When she saves her, we merge. However, Kirgo Vokanto suddenly appears and throws her into a computer. 12:55, 24 September 2019 Chase McFly

Then, Four’s RLC regains control and locks up herself in prison. 13:08, 24 September 2019 SirBenelux

However, I use my Countryball Cannon to get Foury to safety. 17:03, 24 September 2019 BFrit

My RLC takes control and bangs his head against a tree several times Edited by BFrit    17:11, 24 September 2019 Chase McFly

Then an Ungrit shrinks down and talks to Bfrit about Cape. 17:11, 24 September 2019 This reply has been removed CaptainCape

I can't hear what BFrit and the Ungrit are saying, as I'm lost in the forest. My RLC is trying to regain control and make me walk into a cliff, and it's hard to both not walk into a cliff and find my way through the forest. 18:58, 24 September 2019 Chase McFly

Cape’s RLC then tries to eat some soybeans to make Cape go mad, so he won’t even see if they crash into a cliff. Meanwhile, my RLC is not malicious at all, but keeps acting immature to annoy me. 19:01, 24 September 2019 BFrit

After I'm done talking to the Ungrit, I try to go to the store to get more chips, but my RLC goes away from the store 19:16, 24 September 2019 Chase McFly

Meanwhile, Elliot goes to the gift shop by the zoo, but Rocko tries to get him out and hops into a kangaroo pouch. “Mom?” Rocko asks, but the kangaroo just kicks Elliot’s body. Edited by Chase McFly    11:28, 25 September 2019 SirBenelux

To our dismay, all of our RLCs merge with the user characters and then take full control of us. 11:17, 25 September 2019 Chase McFly

But this time, it’s our bodies they’re in, and Elliot decides to go back to the zoo. 11:31, 25 September 2019 This reply has been removed BalloonyFan6789

My RLC controls me to yell "Spaghetti!" 14:48, 25 September 2019 BFrit

Spaghetti gets all over me 15:04, 25 September 2019 CaptainCape

My RLC controls my NES self to go the forest my RLC is in, and push her into the cliff. However, she survives. 15:31, 25 September 2019 This reply has been removed Chase McFly

Isaac screamed, because he has actually turned into Green Starry. 18:58, 25 September 2019 This reply has been removed BalloonyFan6789

Suddenly, a Dandidoo appears. It says: "I am not on Psychic Island!" 05:58, 26 September 2019 This reply has been removed Chase McFly

Then AaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA returns. 10:31, 26 September 2019 SirBenelux

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Plankton is rescued by Zachary Z. Zywiec, who also has a spam name, except it’s instead a lot of long names. 11:17, 26 September 2019 SirBenelux

Then, Zachary's grandfather, Friedrich Gussiberg IV Sr., appears, along with This character's name is completely normal, and not unusual, in which the former has a spam name, but it is unclear if the latter's name is spam or not. 11:19, 26 September 2019 Chase McFly

RLC Views is painfully honest and says that it’s not spam, but rather humor. 11:30, 26 September 2019 Yola65CC Yola65CC

Then RLC Views puts on a cool hat and everyone starts fighting for it. 11:35, 26 September 2019 SirBenelux

But the fight is interrupted by Glass Joe greeting us.

"Salut les gars! Comment allez vous? (Hi there, guys! How are you doing?)" says Glass Joe.

"We're fine, Joe, just being in the middle of some hat that brought our attention." I say.

"Oh je vois. Je connais un geste qui va se débarrasser de ce maudit chapeau. (Oh, I see. I know a move that will get rid of that cursed hat.)" says Glass Joe, before throwing RLC Views' hat into the ocean. 17:09, 26 September 2019 Chase McFly

Then the real Michael Rosen arrives. He has legs. “Why’d you throw that hat into the ocean?” 17:12, 26 September 2019ReturnOfIsaac

Green Starry is confused as to what's happening. 17:46, 26 September 2019 CaptainCape

I'm able to briefly regain control to reply: 'No idea either,' before my RLC starts controlling me again and makes me throw Glass Joe into the ocean. 18:33, 26 September 2019 BFrit

I stand in shock at this, then I head back towards the store Edited by BFrit    18:46, 26 September 2019 Tomodachidudeball Tomodachidudeball

I wake up in my bed in smellysocktopia, when I notice no one is there. I ask “where is everybody?” 00:02, 27 September 2019 Beanieboy112 Beanieboy112

Somebody in a hood appears. "I can tell you. But you need to do something first," he says. 00:07, 27 September 2019 Tomodachidudeball Tomodachidudeball “The Phantom Ruby, bring it to me....” PhantomRuby 00:33, 27 September 2019 Chase McFly

Tomodachidude has to get it from near the portal to the real world. 11:21, 27 September 2019 CaptainCape

But when he touches the ruby, it rolls into the portal! 19:22, 27 September 2019 BFrit

So he goes after the ruby Edited by BFrit    21:25, 27 September 2019 BalloonyFan6789

When he gets it, the hooded person is no longer there! 07:49, 28 September 2019 SirBenelux

I read this week's issue of Saturday Night Fever, a popular NES newspaper, and find that a portal will be opening near the ocean at around 150-200 posts. Meanwhile, I say that I'm on the fence of rewriting CheeseCrocker's timeline, along with all his relatives' timelines.

"Nope," says Chase. "Let's just leave his timeline the way it is." Suddenly, an avalanche of Polandball plushies happens. Edited by SirBenelux    10:15, 28 September 2019 BalloonyFan6789

CheeseCrocker starts drowning in the plushies, but I save him. I ask him if he is okay. 10:02, 28 September 2019 Tomodachidudeball Tomodachidudeball

Cheese says “Yes” 10:13, 28 September 2019 SirBenelux

But then, our RLCs control us to destroy the plushies, but we overpower them. 10:40, 28 September 2019 Tomodachidudeball Tomodachidudeball

Meanwhile I ask myself... “where did everybody go?” 10:50, 28 September 2019 SirBenelux

"It was just an illusion, dude. Everyone's here." I tell Tomodachidude. 10:58, 28 September 2019 Chase McFly

I then mention I hate that this will only have 250 posts, I prefer half posts have 400. 11:00, 28 September 2019 BalloonyFan6789

Then I sing a song about me changing my FANDOM username. To my surprise, it becomes a worldwide hit. I am also nicknamed a "one-hit wonder". 11:43, 28 September 2019 BFrit

I listen to the song on my phone, and I like it. Edited by BFrit    12:15, 28 September 2019ReturnOfIsaac

Green Starry is just doing everything, because he is now somehow Jevil. Well, not exactly. He has the features of Jevil, but same body shape as a star. "VEEHEEHEE," he says. "I CAN DO ANYTHING!" 12:52, 28 September 2019 SirBenelux

RLC Chase controls Chase and tries to grab one of Views' cards, but I stop him. 18:01, 28 September 2019 BalloonyFan6789

Then a bowling ball flies at me. My stomach starts to hurt. 18:29, 28 September 2019 BFrit

My RLC tries to control me to do something bad, but I resist. 18:52, 28 September 2019 CaptainCape

My RLC still tries to make me fall into the cliff, but I manage to survive. 19:03, 28 September 2019 Chase McFly

Back in the NES world, Pokey-Eyes are steering the moon towards the Earth so it will revolve around it again. But while they get it back to normal, a giant meteor from the moon driven by Epac and Nssaissas hits Area 51, sending it to the moon and the real world portal back to parts unknown. However, at that very moment, my RLC is in an airplane and tries to bring it back to Nevada, but I make it fling the building to the moon to check on the Pokey-Eyes who stayed in this universe. 20:12, 28 September 2019 Views06

This makes "No" said Chase McFly on September 19, 2019 say "No." And she tries to prevent that. 21:36, 28 September 2019 Chase McFly

But all this does is cause the moon to collide with Venus. 03:04, 29 September 2019 Views06

The new planet is called Venuna. The Earth is it's moon.

Since the moon had small pools of ice within its craters, Venuna begins to cool down. Edited by Views06    03:18, 29 September 2019 Chase McFly

Urdrreem, Epac, and Nssaissas fell out of Area 51 and now are torturing Cape. 03:39, 29 September 2019 SirBenelux

I then use the Matter Generator to bring back Venus. 09:03, 29 September 2019 CaptainCape

However, Venus now has some ice too, and continues to cool down. The Pokey-Eyes build a city on Venus, called Venurban. 09:26, 29 September 2019 SirBenelux

I get angry that Venus now has ice and I use the Matter Generator to revert Venus to when it once was. 09:48, 29 September 2019 CaptainCape

The Pokey-Eyes quickly build domes around Venurban to protect it from the heat. The Kragils family (except for the Team Pokey-Eye members, Pace, Cloak and me) moves to Venurban so the family can visit me often. 09:59, 29 September 2019 SirBenelux

But then I use my Countryball Cannon to destroy the domes. 09:59, 29 September 2019 Chase McFly

So Epac eats Benelux. 11:24, 29 September 2019 SirBenelux

But I cut a hole in Epac's belly and get out. Then it turns out that my RLC is controlling me. 11:27, 29 September 2019 BFrit

My RLC controls me to rob a bank. However, I stop this. Edited by BFrit    11:32, 29 September 2019 Chase McFly

Then CheeseCrocker reveals this part will now have 325 replies according to Views, only to be eaten by his RLC. 12:04, 29 September 2019 CaptainCape

I manage to regain control of myself and try to get CheeseCrocker out of his RLC's stomach. However, I can only get some pieces of cheese, a piece of cheese with his face and a leg. I put him back together, but my RLC regains control and eats what remains of Cheese. 12:21, 29 September 2019 Chase McFly

Then my RLC comes and manipulates Cape into regaining control, then eats his leg. Cape then uses his spike, which allows me to defeat my RLC. 12:27, 29 September 2019ReturnOfIsaac

Meanwhile, GS is attempting to beat the hardest gaming bosses in history all at the same time. He's facing off against Sans, Jevil, Literally every Dark Souls boss, and Wizpig. Edited by ReturnOfIsaac    12:52, 29 September 2019 Chase McFly

Then Rocko's RLC plays some MLP on Cosmobo's Ipad, which causes weird things to happen to him. Edited by Chase McFly    14:13, 29 September 2019 RockoRama RockoRama

Namely, a pretty damn serious panic attack. 15:18, 29 September 2019 Chase McFly

Rocko then takes out the anger by throwing the IPad off a cliff and then regains enough control to get as far away from the Bratislava zoo as possible. 16:09, 29 September 2019 BFrit

I regain control and punch my RLC multiple times in the face. Edited by BFrit    17:14, 29 September 2019 Views06

But no damage is dealt, as you are from the NES Multiverse. Luckily, the old spice guy appears and yells "OLD SPICE BODY WASH IS SO POWERFUL, IT GOES INTO NES STORY AND BEATS UP THE RLCS!!! POWERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!" He then eats Views and 🅱️Frit whole, and burps them out at light speed. 02:18, 30 September 2019 BFrit

I land on Venuna, and my RLC complains about the landing. Edited by BFrit    03:15, 30 September 2019 Views06

I land on Venuna too, and start to plant flowers near the newly formed rivers. Because New Venus and Venuna are in the same place, they form a double planetary system, the two planets orbiting around each other. Because of this, night time on the two planets is winter, and the daytime is summer. 03:14, 30 September 2019 BalloonyFan6789

CheeseCrocker then eats the flowers Views plants. 07:29, 30 September 2019 Views06

But all the flowers grow back, this time vengeful. 09:41, 30 September 2019 SirBenelux

I then tell everyone that the portal appearance will be happening around posts 250-300. 11:58, 30 September 2019 Chase McFly

Then Rocko is taken back to the zoo. 12:33, 30 September 2019 BFrit

I look at the flowers Views planted. 12:41, 30 September 2019 Chase McFly

A spider emerges from the flowers and eyes BFrit. 12:45, 30 September 2019 BFrit

I get scared, and slowly back away. 12:52, 30 September 2019 Chase McFly

BFrit’s RLC redeems and gives BFrit the DNA of a venomous snake, so BFrit sheds his now-poison skin and the spider eats it and dies. 18:43, 30 September 2019ReturnOfIsaac

Green Starry is just floating through a black hole, unscathed. 18:48, 30 September 2019 BFrit

I’m happy that I defeated the spider! So I dance. Edited by BFrit    18:54, 30 September 2019 Views06

But the spider is revealed to be a time traveled version of Harold's grandmother (yes, his grandmother was a spider). And he slowly begins to fade away. 18:57, 30 September 2019 Chase McFly

BFrit then grows larger and trips in the spider’s blood, now he can be mistaken for a Blue Ungrit if one does not pay to much attention. Which Cape doesn’t, as he aims a gun towards BFrit, only to see he has green eyes. “Sorry, why are you big and pale?” Cape asks. Edited by Chase McFly    18:59, 30 September 2019 BFrit

“Well, uh...” I run off. 19:01, 30 September 2019 Chase McFly

Harold (the former Incidental 40) decides to replace him. 19:03, 30 September 2019 Views06

Koopsers Joopsers is in disbelief that the Harold replacement is the real Harold, so he decides to take a bite out of Harold (because that's what he used to do) and notices the new Harold tastes fishy... Literally! 19:14, 30 September 2019 BFrit

I see this, and I start to freak out. 19:17, 30 September 2019 Views06

Then I question why everybody is here on Venuna and what the heck is even going on. 19:21, 30 September 2019 CaptainCape

I see a group of Blue Ungrits approaching, as they discovered Venuna and New Venus too. I mistake them for clones of Bfrit and greet them. 19:27, 30 September 2019 Views06

They hop onto your legs, and begin to devour them. 19:44, 30 September 2019 BFrit

I also see this, and I run towards Cape to save him! 19:51, 30 September 2019 Views06

But it's too late, luckily Cape's legs begin to regenerate but they are short for now. Capeshortlegs 19:57, 30 September 2019 BFrit

I get upset and go after the Blue Ungrits. 20:00, 30 September 2019 Views06

I begin to eat the Blue Ungrits, because they are also made from soybeans. 20:03, 30 September 2019 This reply has been removed Chase McFly

It turns out that Blue Ungrits are in fact part Pokey-Eye, not true Ungrits. 11:32, 1 October 2019 BFrit

I decide to explore Venuna because I'm bored. 12:21, 1 October 2019 Chase McFly

Some new lifeforms called the Piewses appear. They’re green with long black legs, white spikes, mouths, and wings, cartoony stick eyes, and red and black spades, diamonds, hearts, and clubs on their faces. 13:41, 1 October 2019 BFrit

I say hi to the Piewses. 13:43, 1 October 2019 Chase McFly

The Piewses reveal they made everything in reality affect NES, since they have control over Cape and Views. 13:51, 1 October 2019 BFrit

This shocks me. "Why can't you just leave them alone?" I ask. 13:52, 1 October 2019 Chase McFly

The Piewses explain that they’re creations of Cape and Views’ RLCs who put Views back with Delilah, Rocko back in the zoo, Benelux back in the NBA, Four back in jail, and CheeseCrocker back in the dairy shop. 14:03, 1 October 2019 SirBenelux

I try to kill the Piewses, but they deflate me. Edited by SirBenelux    14:59, 1 October 2019 BFrit

I see what they did to Benelux, and I start to get mad. 15:02, 1 October 2019 Chase McFly

Then, Views’ cards are taken out and scattered on Venuna. 15:22, 1 October 2019 Views06

Because of this, I cannot move. And I am stranded on Venuna, burning to death. Edited by Views06    15:36, 1 October 2019 Chase McFly

One Piews then eats Views’ cards and asks to join us, bringing along his Vokey-Weye friend, which traumatizes Cape. 15:41, 1 October 2019 CaptainCape

I scream and cover my eyes, and throw the burning Views at the Vokey-Weye, who then catches on fire. The Piews picks me up and throws me far away, but I don't care. At least I'm far away from that horrible Vokey-Weye thing. 15:47, 1 October 2019 Chase McFly

Then the Piews and the Vokey-Weye merge, turning into new cards and bringing Views back to life. 16:14, 1 October 2019 BFrit

I’m glad that Views came back to life. 16:28, 1 October 2019 Views06

Bibendum arrives on Venuna, and uses his tire pump to bring Benelux back to life. 17:17, 1 October 2019 BFrit

I go explore Venuna some more, and I discover many things. 17:56, 1 October 2019 Views06

One of the things BFrit discovers is a tree. A tree begins to cry because he lost one of his branches. 17:59, 1 October 2019 BFrit

I dance for a tree, which seems to cheer him up. 18:31, 1 October 2019 Chase McFly

Then Mudnebib gives him a tire branch. 18:39, 1 October 2019 Views06

I see this and get happy. I want Koopsers Joopsers to enjoy this moment too, so I use my GET OVER HERE, SPONGE!!! to attract him to Venuna.

Meanwhile, all the ice on Venuna has melted, and half of the planet is covered in water. One third purple, one third light green, one third dark green CheeseCrocker dumps a bucket of goldfish into the newly formed oceans, and the fish begin to multiply. 18:44, 1 October 2019 BFrit

I pull out a fishing rod and go fishing. Somebody named Natalie Lee helps me. Edited by BFrit    18:47, 1 October 2019 Chase McFly

Natalie Lee is from Silo World, a planet recently discovered by two guys named Steve and Robbie who have four-loader weapons. 18:54, 1 October 2019 CaptainCape

The goldfish begin to mutate into a new alien species, called the Platinumfish. They look like goldfish, but they are much larger, are silverish-white in color and have arms. The Platnumfish build an underwater village called Deep Downtown. 19:08, 1 October 2019 Chase McFly

Steve and Robbie send their buddies Super Box and Super Bowl (Cereal Bowl’s brothers) to infiltrate Deep Downtown. 19:13, 1 October 2019 BFrit

The Platinumfish grab me and Natalie and take us to Deep Downtown. Edited by BFrit    19:14, 1 October 2019 Views06

In Deep Downtown, Bibendum is the president. 19:18, 1 October 2019 Chase McFly

Super Box, Super Bowl, Steve, Robbie, Natalie, and BFrit form a team and go see Bibendum. 19:25, 1 October 2019 Views06

When they all arrive at Bibendum's palace, they are given free Michelin Premier A/S tires. 19:29, 1 October 2019 BFrit

We all thank Bibendum, and then he proceeds to give us a tour. 19:50, 1 October 2019 Views06

He goes to his tire library, and shows us every type of Michelin tire ever created. 19:51, 1 October 2019 Beanieboy112 Beanieboy112

I come just as Bibendum is showing everyone a photo album of pictures of him going all the way back to 1896. 20:46, 1 October 2019 Chase McFly

Then Mudnebib reveals some weird tires from his headquarters in Eritrea. 20:52, 1 October 2019 Views06

The tires are called Anti-Michelin. Instead of being long lasting, good gripping, and fuel efficient they last only a few days, slip and slide across the roads, and waste a lot of fuel. 22:10, 1 October 2019 BFrit

"Oh dear," I say. "I wouldn't want to ride in a car with those..." Natalie agrees. Edited by BFrit    22:15, 1 October 2019 Views06

Mudnebib then kicks everyone out, and they fall back through the portal to the real world. The RLCs hear them come through, and start chasing them. 22:16, 1 October 2019 BFrit

"Quick, everybody!" Natalie says. "Follow me! I know a way outta here!" 23:35, 1 October 2019 KKirby KKirby

Everyone escapes except for Views, who is accidently left behind 01:45, 2 October 2019 Views06

All the RLCs gather around me with clenched fists. They look angry.

RLC Cape: Well, look who remained.

Views: Oh god! What did I do to deserve this?

The RLCs begin to mutilate Views, doing many things such as    Tearing him apart Punching him Setting him on fire And other violent things 02:09, 2 October 2019 KKirby KKirby

KKirby then teleports in with an Abra and saves Views, but RLC Cape accidently gets teleported out of there with us. Edited by KKirby    02:29, 2 October 2019 Views06

She begins to wreak havoc on NES City, destroying buildings. Meanwhile, Chase McFly uses his recovery bracelet to recover Views, and the two start gathering everyone up, and putting them in The Revolution. 02:44, 2 October 2019 KKirby KKirby

Emboar, Rattus, Keeby, Shaun, Alternate Pearl and Chris McLean all come out of the timeline to help us out with fighting RLC Cape, however one of them has to stay behind in the space-time continum to keep it together. Rattus decides to stay behind to let his stronger friends help. Edited by KKirby    03:07, 2 October 2019 Views06

But no damage is taken, as RLC Cape is from the real universe. Emboar, Keeby, Shaun, Alternate Pearl and Chris McLean all cower to The Revolution. 03:19, 2 October 2019 BalloonyFan6789

The Lookout tells Keeby that he is suspicious as he visited someone who died. However, people start thinking he's an "exe". Then Vigi shoots him. 05:17, 2 October 2019ReturnOfIsaac

GS then appears, grabs the RLCs and throws them into an INFINITE wormhole loop. "Wow," he says. "I could watch this ALL day!" 06:24, 2 October 2019 BalloonyFan6789

However. they just crash into the wormhole as if it was solid. "Ha, you think that was going to work?" Cape's RLC says. "We're from the real world, you stupid star!" Edited by BalloonyFan6789    06:26, 2 October 2019 Views06

Views RLC says "For a star, you're not so bright!" and all the other RLCs laugh. 06:34, 2 October 2019 BalloonyFan6789

However, Vigi shoots Cape RLC. He then refills his gun... and sees she survived. Edited by BalloonyFan6789    06:49, 2 October 2019 This reply has been removed Chase McFly

KKirby also joins the meeting, but Shaun, Chris, Emboar, Rattus, and Alternate Pearl keep fighting the RLCs. I ask what the meeting is about. 11:43, 2 October 2019 SirBenelux

"The meeting is about all this chaos." I say. "It appears that the link between the NES world and the real world is destabilizing, causing everyone from the NES world to end up here. But now we and they have no way back. Good thing we have that portal which will appear near the ocean where Plankton and RLC Views' hat were thrown into between posts 250-300." Edited by SirBenelux    11:48, 2 October 2019 Chase McFly

Then the Bratislava police go on a hunt for a wallaby, and team up with the last remaining scientist and an astronomer who tortured Green Starry. 13:01, 2 October 2019 SirBenelux We Need To Talk (107)

The very scene that brought us all together. Meanwhile, Team Rocket appears and tries to kill us, but the whole scene where they try to kill us was replaced by a looping image of young Greg playing his guitar. Edited by SirBenelux    14:59, 2 October 2019 Beanieboy112 Beanieboy112

After that scene ends, everyone gets confused about what just happened. 15:19, 2 October 2019 BFrit

After I'm done being confused, I listen to some music on my phone. Edited by BFrit    15:32, 2 October 2019 Views06

But the RLCs doomed the phone, and the only music playing is screams. 15:45, 2 October 2019 BFrit

I realize this and I throw my phone out the window. 16:25, 2 October 2019 Views06

Then, the RLCs decide to once again turn everyone into a carrot, and get eaten by 🍐. 16:32, 2 October 2019 SirBenelux

"What just happened during the Team Rocket part?" says Foury. Darwinregplisss

The (formerly) safety-obsessed fish himself "It's the new child lock feature." says Darwin. "Now there are less violent things in the story." 17:17, 2 October 2019 Views06

Koopsers does not like the child lock feature, because he wants everything to be TV MA. But one thing he does like is eating fish, so he gobbles up Darwin in an instant. 17:20, 2 October 2019 SirBenelux

But Darwin cuts a hole in Koopsers' belly and escapes, then turning everyone back. It is also revealed that Darwin created New Venus. 17:55, 2 October 2019 BFrit

We all thank Darwin for turning us back. "It's cool how you created New Venus," I say. 18:10, 2 October 2019 Chase McFly

Then the real world base of the Ungrits gets hard at work on a plan to enslave the real world. 18:16, 2 October 2019ReturnOfIsaac

GS is now default dancing cause why not. 18:40, 2 October 2019 Chase McFly

But he gets put out by the Ungrits. 18:54, 2 October 2019 CaptainCape

They explain that default dancing is the Ungrit way of summoning the Ungrit devil, Burfiazrutyriopbirtol. 19:11, 2 October 2019 Views06

While being put out, Green Starry supernovas, and now there is a bunch of space dust. The Ungrits decide to eat all the dust, and claim it is Strawberry flavored. 01:01, 3 October 2019 Chase McFly

They then sell it on Earth, infiltrating an ant colony. 02:16, 3 October 2019 Views06

SpongeBob's cousin, Awesome SquarePants sees the ants and panics because he is afraid of them. Edited by Views06    02:20, 3 October 2019 BFrit

I tell Awesome that there's nothing to be afraid of; however when he sees me he panics also. 02:29, 3 October 2019 Views06

His father, Sherm SquarePants tells him to shut up. His brother Stanley S. SquarePants feels bad for him. 03:29, 3 October 2019ReturnOfIsaac

GS then comes back. 05:36, 3 October 2019 Chase McFly

Meanwhile, a zebra escapes from the Bratislava zoo. 11:38, 3 October 2019 BFrit

The zookeepers send animal control to go after the zebra. 12:12, 3 October 2019 SirBenelux

But then "No" said Chase McFly on September 19, 2019 summons 🧸öröö öööö yööö nöööö-Ö-Öööö, Ööööö öööö ꞆꝹꝹ, a person with the power to corrupt stuff, because that's how he got that name (by getting those powers after a freak accident). She then tells him to corrupt the zebra and give it back to her (and un-corrupt it) so she can make it her pet. 17:38, 3 October 2019 Views06

The zebra finds Benelux's birth certificate, and sees "Elmo" crossed out. It turns out, Benelux's mother told Benelux's father to write "Kosembourg Doppler" on his birth certificate, but he wrote "Elmo" instead as a prank. It wasn't until four months after did Benelux's mother see the birth certificate again. She crossed out "Elmo", and wrote "Kosembourg Doppler" and got really angry with Benelux's father. 17:45, 3 October 2019 SirBenelux

But my birth certificate was just a Tidal Zone illusion, the real one is hidden in my house, but without the "Elmo". (Do not change this please) 17:48, 3 October 2019 Views06

It is revealed the person who made the Tidal Zone is Understanding MłÿFłÿ Vïèwś Røćkö Rämme Cheer Up Côpé Bëńêłüx Fōūrÿ 🅱️Frít. 17:57, 3 October 2019 BFrit

"Wow," I say in shock. "That's one big name." 18:07, 3 October 2019 Views06

Then 👪👨‍👩‍👧👨‍👩‍👧‍👦👨‍👩‍👦‍👦👨‍👩‍👧‍👧👩‍👩‍👦👩‍👩‍👧👩‍👩‍👧‍👦👩‍👩‍👦‍👦👩‍👩‍👧‍👧👨‍👨‍👦👨‍👨‍👧👨‍👨‍👧‍👦👨‍👨‍👦‍👦👨‍👨‍👧‍👧👩‍👦👩‍👧👩‍👧‍👦👩‍👦‍👦👩‍👧‍👧👨‍👦👨‍👧👨‍👧‍👦👨‍👦‍👦👨‍👧‍👧 comes, and kisses 🅱️Frit. Edited by Views06    18:10, 3 October 2019 Chase McFly

Then a female Ungrit with a crush on BFrit gets jealous. 18:27, 3 October 2019 CaptainCape

So she attempts to mind-control Understanding MłÿFłÿ Vïèwś Røćkö Rämme Cheer Up Côpé Bëńêłüx Fōūrÿ 🅱️Frít into murdering 👪👨‍👩‍👧👨‍👩‍👧‍👦👨‍👩‍👦‍👦👨‍👩‍👧‍👧👩‍👩‍👦👩‍👩‍👧👩‍👩‍👧‍👦👩‍👩‍👦‍👦👩‍👩‍👧‍👧👨‍👨‍👦👨‍👨‍👧👨‍👨‍👧‍👦👨‍👨‍👦‍👦👨‍👨‍👧‍👧👩‍👦👩‍👧👩‍👧‍👦👩‍👦‍👦👩‍👧‍👧👨‍👦👨‍👧👨‍👧‍👦👨‍👦‍👦👨‍👧‍👧. 19:11, 3 October 2019 Chase McFly

Then the UngFrit appears. 19:14, 3 October 2019 Views06

It is revealed the UngFrit can mimic other characters. As it starts to mimic Benelux. 02:28, 4 October 2019 CaptainCape

The UngFrit can also change its appearance, as it becomes red and round to mimic Benelux. 10:20, 4 October 2019 Chase McFly

Since Vokey-Weyes can also mimic appearance (but keep Views’ shape), they all mimic him too. I moan about needing a portal. 10:41, 4 October 2019 Chase McFly

Then Rocko pops up and tells KKirby “Now I be cry sad now,” 12:15, 4 October 2019 CaptainCape

I scream and run away when I see the Vokey-Weyes, covering my eyes. Not much later, I return with a flamethrower. 15:14, 4 October 2019 BFrit

The Vokey-Weyes beg not to be burnt. 15:17, 4 October 2019 Chase McFly

But Rocko distracts them by saying “Now I be cry sad now,” 15:28, 4 October 2019 CaptainCape

'Alright, I won't burn you,' I tell the Vokey-Weyes before kicking them off of a cliff and throwing boulders down. 15:31, 4 October 2019 Chase McFly

One Vokey-Weye survives and turns into a Rocko form. “Now I be cry sad now,” He says, running away. 15:52, 4 October 2019 SirBenelux

I then decide to kill the remaining Vokey-Weye, but this scene happens again (because of the child lock): We Need To Talk (107)

When the scene ends, it appears that I have already killed the Vokey-Weye and assume that the child lock is at it again. 17:40, 4 October 2019 Chase McFly

Then the child lock is disabled, and AA looks for his son. 18:05, 4 October 2019 BFrit

He finds him in the forest. 18:31, 4 October 2019 Chase McFly Although AA went mad while possessed by CheeseCrocker in Part 5, he actually DOES have a son, who is a wallaby-card box hybrid. 2019 06 17 Kleki (10)

"Hi dad!" 21:14, 4 October 2019 TheAlmightyOctopodeOfRandomness TheAlmightyOctopodeOfRandomness

I return after another lunch with Mr. Space-Time Continuum, see this satanic creature and immediately go back for dinner. 07:32, 5 October 2019 SirBenelux

Suddenly, we hear an earthquake.

"W-what the hell?" I say, before some air gets sucked in and creates a giant portal near the ocean (where Plankton and RLC Views' hat were thrown into). But it's not just any ordinary portal; it sucks things up, even people. For instance, it starts to suck up us. The first people that were sucked up were the Area 51 raiders. All of them. Even the Ungrit.

Then Epac, Urdrreem and Nsaissas try to push Cape into the portal, but I overpower them and push Epac, Urdrreem and Nsaissas into the portal instead.

"My senses tell me that the portal might lead to the NES world." says Views. "Let's go!"

"No, Views! It's too dangerous! The portal is rapidly sucking up everything!" says Chase. "We just need to wait for the right time! You know, when all the other NES characters get sucked up!" However, Darwin gets sucked up.

"THE CHILD LOCK WAS A BIG MISTAKE!!!" yells Darwin, before getting fully sucked up by the portal. Also, the portal indeed leads to the NES world. Edited by SirBenelux    17:54, 5 October 2019 Chase McFly

Then Cape gets taken to Area 51 again. 12:28, 5 October 2019ReturnOfIsaac

GS grabs Wesley and flies into the portal. 13:24, 5 October 2019 BFrit

I decide to go into the portal too. 13:37, 5 October 2019 Tomodachidudeball Tomodachidudeball

Which leads them to.... 13:49, 5 October 2019 SirBenelux

...the NES world, as previously stated. Then the portal sucks up the Area 51 guards, the characters that debuted in this part (except for the ones that live in the real world), the other NES characters that mysteriously appeared in the real world, and that's it. I then use the Matter Generator's Grab feature to get Cape back from Area 51. Now the only ones who haven't gone in the portal are me, Views, Chase, Cape, Rocko, Koopsers, CheeseCrocker, Beanieboy, Cakie, Foury, Tomodachidude, KKirby and Octo. Edited by SirBenelux    14:05, 5 October 2019 BFrit

I look around once I enter the portal. 14:48, 5 October 2019 Chase McFly

Beanieboy is taken back to the kitchen appliance store, and Four is still in jail. 14:52, 5 October 2019 SirBenelux

I then use the Matter Generator's grab feature to rescue Beanieboy and Foury.

"This is our last chance, guys!" I say. "If we want to stop our RLCs to controlling us, we need to go into that portal!"

Views, Chase, Cape, Rocko, Koopsers, CheeseCrocker, Beanieboy, Cakie, Foury, Tomodachidude, KKirby, Octo and I all then jump into the portal. Mr. Space-Time Continuum will be in the NES world too, but he won't have to go into the portal since he can warp through universes. Once we're inside the portal, it closes and we turn into our NES-ish selves since we have full control of our bodies now. WhenLosersAttackPt2-591

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The plaque "Hmmm... strange, portals don't usually suck up people, unless..." I mutter. When we get out of the portal, we end up in Bakersfield, where all black holes take you to. We land on a bush next to the plaque that reads "Welcome to Bakersfield | Where All Black Holes Take You". I then read the plaque and gasp.

"Guys, we're in Bakersfield, where all black holes take you to!" I say. "That means the portal was actually a black hole!"

I then see BFrit, Green Starry and Wesley near the other plaque, which reads the same as the one I read.

"Hey BFrit! Hey Starry! Hey Wesley! How's it going?" I say.

(Do not remove this reply, this is part of my planned plot) Edited by SirBenelux    17:48, 5 October 2019 Chase McFly

But Epac, Nsaissas, and Urdrreem have kidnapped Cape and are now torturing him in many ways, such as... 17:50, 5 October 2019 SirBenelux

...many ways we can't explain. Then we use the Matter Generator's grab feature to rescue Cape, go to Lance-a-lot-a-Pizza, a fast food restaurant, to get some pizza. Edited by SirBenelux    17:59, 5 October 2019 Chase McFly

But Epac, Nsaissas, and Urdrreem get Cape back so they can tease him about various NES parts while dangling him over lava. 18:03, 5 October 2019 CaptainCape

Instead of trying to escape and such, I simply sigh. 'Can we just skip this? You guys have dangled me over lava so much times. And Epac already did it since I was in kindergarten, it's not funny anymore.' 18:05, 5 October 2019 Chase McFly

“Okay, fine,” Epac says. “We’ll stop torturing you. I’ll go call Anti-Turkey and Klirork,” 18:07, 5 October 2019 CaptainCape

He goes away to call them, so I can't hear what he's saying. Epac is in fact asking Anti-Turkey if he could join Team Pokey-Eye, and asking Klirork if he could function as a mobile base for the team. 18:29, 5 October 2019 Chase McFly

Anti-Turkey says yes, and he’s bringing Klirork right then. Urdrreem decides to apologize for ruining the prom. 18:34, 5 October 2019 BFrit

At the pizza place, I got a pepperoni pizza. 20:11, 5 October 2019 Chase McFly

Cape doesn't fully trust team Pokey-Eye, so he asks to join, not informing them he'll be a double agent. They invite him in, and to make things fair, he says they can beat him up every weekend. 20:14, 5 October 2019 TheAlmightyOctopodeOfRandomness TheAlmightyOctopodeOfRandomness

Mr space-time continuum and I order a Fabric-Of-Reality and Pineapple Pizza. 21:33, 5 October 2019 Chase McFly

Klirork arrives with Anti-Turkey, and gives the completed Team Pokey-Eye a ride. (Remember, Fifi burned) 23:59, 5 October 2019 BalloonyFan6789

However, someone throws mud in Klirork's mouth! 04:36, 6 October 2019 Views06

And he starts to puke up a huge wave of drinking water all over Venuna. Because of this, all of the planet's water has diluted. 06:07, 6 October 2019 TheAlmightyOctopodeOfRandomness TheAlmightyOctopodeOfRandomness

Elon Musk and Billy Fence are at the pizza place too, secretly plotting revenge against the team.

Also, due to the sudden water shortage, the Pizza restaurant is ablaze with characters old and new fighting over who gets the last can of Pepsi. 06:20, 6 October 2019 BalloonyFan6789

In the end, Matthias from Hatari wins the battle. He takes two sips from the can, and throws it into a Gojzer shredding machine. 07:27, 6 October 2019ReturnOfIsaac

GS is just eating hot dogs for no reason. 11:08, 6 October 2019 SirBenelux

I order the Leaning Tower of Pizza with a side of Queen Eliza-Beef and a root beer float. I then see a person dressed as a chef and has a police badge.

"Hello there." I greet the chef costume guy. "What's your name?"

"I am the Chef of Police," the Chef of Police says.

"Wait, don't you mean the Chief of Police?" I say.

"No, the Chef of Police. Look, kid, I need to tell you something." says the Chef of Police.

"What is it, chef?" I say.

"It's something I need to tell you, but you're not gonna like it." says the Chef of Police. "The Freaking Character is coming."

"The Freaking Character?" I say. "What does that--" I then see that the Chef of Police has mysteriously disappeared. "Wait a minute, Noob6 once said "The Freaking Character"." I mutter. "He must've been talking about that horrendous black thingy which he called a "lunch lady". I saw it, but only for a quick moment, and I don't know that thingy's name. Hmmm..." Edited by SirBenelux    11:53, 6 October 2019 BalloonyFan6789

"If I recall correctly, it's called "Canvas". I saw a poster of it when Target Café was battling Arby's." I say. 12:32, 6 October 2019 Chase McFly

Klirork arrives with Team Pokey-Eye, just in time for Cape’s beat up session. 12:54, 6 October 2019ReturnOfIsaac

GS is dabbing 14:05, 6 October 2019 SirBenelux Bobts Then Bob the Sponge reveals that the poster of Canvas was just a Tidal Zone illusion, and erases Foury's memory of the poster.

(Remember, no revealing pre-planned characters' names until their first appearance. And you were not supposed to hear me muttering. Gosh.) Edited by SirBenelux    14:05, 6 October 2019 BalloonyFan6789

Team Pokey-Eye goes to torture Cape, but I zap them, which makes them surrender. I then get Cape to safety. 14:44, 6 October 2019 Chase McFly

Thn Team Pokey-Eye says they'll join us, and Klirork eats (and chews( Nssaissas. Cape says he just wanted to be a double agent. 14:58, 6 October 2019 TheAlmightyOctopodeOfRandomness TheAlmightyOctopodeOfRandomness

John Finnemore pops up and makes a joke about double agents. 16:03, 6 October 2019 Views06

But then John Finnermore is banned from NES Story, because he is way too overused and not even funny in the first place. Besides, these two parts took place in the real world. He wasn't supposed to appear. 16:12, 6 October 2019 Views06

Also, if you even think about saying "John Finnemore makes a joke about being banned" your reply is getting deleted. 16:14, 6 October 2019 BalloonyFan6789

The Banning Laser is fired at John Finnemore, killing him. 16:34, 6 October 2019 Views06

They Might Be Giants celebrate with the song Celebration again. 16:53, 6 October 2019 BFrit

Me and Natalie dance to the song. 16:55, 6 October 2019 Views06

And everyone else starts to dance. Including Yvonne Orangefish, Views, Benelux, Captain Cape, Chase McFly, "No" said Chase McFly on September 19, 2019, Taiwanese News Reporter, Foury, Green Starry, CheeseCrocker, Bibendum, Sheldon J. Plankton, and Klirork. 16:57, 6 October 2019 Chase McFly

Klirork asks Yvonne how she got out of him. 17:00, 6 October 2019 Views06

She says that when he vomited drinking water, she was puked out as well. Edited by Views06    17:01, 6 October 2019 BalloonyFan6789

Then while everyone is dancing, someone throws an egg at Bibendum's face. 17:12, 6 October 2019 SirBenelux

Bibendum gets mad and cleans himself up.

Meanwhile, we all get on the bus to NES City, and once we're there, Views meets Happa.

"Mom! Thank goodness you're here!" says Views. "Did you do a good job filling in for me while I was gone?"

"Yeah, I did." says Happa.

"Good." says Views. I Letter1

The letter then spot a letter on the ground. Letter2

Inside the letter "What's this?" I say, before opening the letter. I then read it. "Oh, hi, it's me Baldi. If you're reading this letter, you may be thinking it was on the ground for no reason. But I actually left it on the ground for someone to find it and win a free trip to Here School - new and improved after my last people's visit! Even though I said "free trip", there are no tickets to my schoolhouse here. Instead you will be teleported to it for some scientific reason I cannot explain. Enjoy! -Baldi, the best teacher in the world"

I say: "Hey guys, it's Baldi! He's inviting us to his schoolhouse! But how are we getting to it--" We all suddenly teleport to Here School's elevator. The end.

Chapter 6 Part 1: https://never-ending-storysbforums.fandom.com/wiki/Thread:10127 17:27, 6 October 2019 SirBenelux

FILLER NITE 17:33, 6 October 2019 Views06

As we get teleported to Here Boot Camp, They Might Be Giants perform Filler Night. 17:35, 6 October 2019 Chase McFly

But while that happens, Cape and Foury have an argument. 17:44, 6 October 2019 CaptainCape

About what the 27th line of Filler Night is. 18:41, 6 October 2019 Chase McFly

As they finish, Cape's prehistoric ancestor, a comividaformus stekeligoog, (and my Discord pic) pops up. 22:48, 6 October 2019 TheAlmightyOctopodeOfRandomness TheAlmightyOctopodeOfRandomness

The other comedians all die of starvation after being trapped in part 9.5 forever 06:58, 7 October 2019 Chase McFly

I quickly astral project to this part to see it’s not closed yet. 16:47, 28 October 2019 MrWriting76 MrWriting76

Jerry travels faster than the speed of light to go back in time briefly and stare at everyone having a laugh in the past. Somehow. 16:49, 10 November 2019 CaptainCape

(This part is long done, go to this thread) 16:51, 10 November 2019