Throwback Thurzday Too/Transcript

Chase McFly 06-12-2020

The story is long, don't skip to the end, 'cause there never will be!

In this part, after I get a bomb implanted on my head, and we still aren’t sure when Views will return from the time rift, we decide to yet again do a part with no set plot! Have fun, but don't break the rules!

1. No swearing or spamming.

2. No events being dreams if they are not stated to be, completely altering the main plot, overly hurting characters, universe collapsings or endings.

3: No changing the story to your own liking.

4: No wars unless it's the final parts. (Some exceptions will be made)

5. No premature ends or beginnings.

6. No making excessively bad things happen to user characters without their permission.

7. No adding user character parodies to the story without permission from the user.

8. No discussing politics. Using, mentioning or making parodies of politicians from the real world is not allowed either.

9. For parts made on Discord, link the part's wiki page (or the Discord transcript page if one is available) in the template, so that it does not seem as if said part doesn't exist.

Chase McFly 09-12-2020

Start! I get shocked that the chocolate rain is back. But Weirdtalon says he enjoys it.

SirBenelux 09-12-2020

"Well, since Teams Gravildus and Losers merged, and Team Asino dissolved since there are no more evil Ungrits, I suppose I can declare Team Earth the winner." Talinight says. "The entire landscape has been normalized, everyone who died in the Food Wars were revived, plus all the mass destruction is being taken care of by the converted Ungrits. Hoh Sus seems nicer, Time M&M has been revived as Black M&M and has lost his time powers, and Red CheeseCrocker has been sentenced to a year in Turkey Prison."

Meanwhile, Italyball destroys his funny-looking underwear, due to Views coming back from the rift soon. Koopsers returns from the Mental Hospital, and I make an announcement at NES HQ Campus.

"Everyone, listen up." I say. "We have been through a lot of memorable times together. 7 chapters, 96 parts, and it's all thanks to us, and a googolplex amount of characters, locations, items, and more. We have been growing for 6 years, and have never given up on the spirit of NES. Food Wars, griffins, and SpongeBob have been aiding us for a long time. But now is that time to get back into the old formula of NES, for this part. So, I declare, THROWBWCK THURZDAY TOO!"

"No, we are not doing this." Mr. Delicious says. "Throwback Thurzdays are immature and for childish pants-wetters like you. People nowadays just don't seem to get--"

"Security!" I say. Then the security guards take away Mr. Delicious. "Now who's ready for Throwback Thurzday Too?"

"We are!" everyone cheers.

CaptainCape 09-12-2020

It turns out someone teleported with us from the Temple of Qashat: the Strange Person (from C6P3). He tells us that he worked for Fur-Al Qashat before the temple was abandoned. Chase McFly 09-12-2020

Weirdtalon then makes himself invisible to everyone but Cape, confusing the Strange Person. (He should stay that way)

CaptainCape 09-12-2020

The Strange Person catches some of the chocolate, eats it and immediately starts criticizing it. 'So, what happened after Red CheeseCrocker captured you?' I ask Weirdtalon. Of course, nobody else can see him, and the Strange Person thinks I'm hallucinating.

Chase McFly 09-12-2020

The Strange Person asks Nssaisas, The Tickler, and Some Random Person to come. They all accept. He also asks Nssaisas to work on a science project with Cape.

CaptainCape 09-12-2020

But then, Charles M. Schultz comes and uses Nssaisas to erase a badly drawn sketch of Snoopy. 'Oh come on, I'm not Cape!' Nssaisas complains.

BFrit10Again 09-12-2020

Then a hamster appears and starts tapdancing for no reason

Chase McFly 09-12-2020

Cleverbot turns into a female Bigfoot and takes Cape to a cave under Hogwarts.

CaptainCape 09-12-2020

There are dozens of stolen griffins, hippogriffs and other mythical creatures in the cave.

BFrit10Again 09-12-2020

The hamster enters the cave and sees a lollipop on the ground. He tries to take it, but one of the creatures stops him and tells him that if he wants it, he must paint him a picture

Chase McFly 09-12-2020

The hamster reluctantly agrees, painting a picture of the Living Boat (NES) with Muscle Bread on top of it. This makes us time-travel.

Chase McFly 09-12-2020

We return to this part with Views too. However, when I touched Views, I had a terrifying vision. “The world ends in a week, guys!” (Do not change, this is important for next part)

CaptainCape 09-12-2020

This reminds me of when the Ungrits said I'd die at the end of the chapter. 'Think happy thoughts, Cape, think happy thoughts,' I mutter. 'Okay, now he really lost his marbles,' The Strange Person says, rolling his eyes.

Chase McFly 09-12-2020

Cleverbot can also see Weirdtalon, though, and takes him away again.

BFrit10Again 09-12-2020

I decide to sit down because I’m exhausted from the events of the last part, but the patch of floor I sit on becomes a turtle and takes me away too

CaptainCape 09-12-2020

'Think happy thoughts...' I repeat.

'You do realize that there's no "Happy Cape" in here, right?' Chaotic Cape says. 'He went missing after the Great Sanity Collapse of 2019. Y'know, when The Tickler captured you and hid you in Koopsers' nose.'

'Come on, there was no need to remind me of that!' I say.

Chase McFly 09-12-2020

Views mistakes Weirdtalon’s time-travel equipment for weird space junk, and throws it in the river. It explodes, causing BFrit to begin flying.

BFrit10Again 09-12-2020

I’m actually flying, as I sprouted wings in my back

CaptainCape 09-12-2020

Unfortunately, the explosion damaged a microwave store. All the microwaves there start exploding in a chain reaction.

This doesn't help for my attempts to think of happy stuff.

Chase McFly 09-12-2020

I try to explain more about my vision, but Strange Person has had enough. He locks me and Cape in NES HQ, thinking we’re both lunatics.

Views06 09-12-2020

I arrive at our current home in NES City, and browse Zillow for a new home. Koopsers gets mad that we are moving out of his apartment and throws a tantrum.

I call the police, and Koopsers is taken to the prison Benelux was in last part.

Chase McFly 09-12-2020

Red CheeseCrocker and Italyball want Views to buy their crummy motel, so they pretend to be hunting him.

CaptainCape 09-12-2020

Meanwhile, at the HQ...

'I guess we're trapped now,' I tell Chase, trying to smile. However, it looks more like an insane grin. We notice that there's a bowl filled with cables on a table. There's a note from The Strange Person next to the bowl:

'This is your food. Some space captain tricked me into thinking it was food. It's not food, but at least it's edible.

Greetings from The Strange Person'

Chase McFly 09-12-2020

I begin getting scared of Cape. I try calling the police, but they’re too occupied cleaning up the Food War battlefield. Which isn’t helped by Ho-sisone and BFrit landing there.

CaptainCape 09-12-2020

'Why is everyone so scared of me?' I wonder as I start chewing on the cables in the bowl. They're edible, but not very tasty.

Chase McFly 09-12-2020

Then, Foury, who divorced Zacker, is revealed as one of the police officers.

CaptainCape 09-12-2020

Ron Shesley is a volunteer at Earth's police, and he's cleaning up the battlefield too while telling his kids that he'll disown them if they don't end up in the Hippogryffor house at Sheshwarts.

Chase McFly 09-12-2020

Baltic Boat says the battlefield reminds him of Venezuela, and he misses it. He asks Soloh to accompany him back to Venezuela, but has forgotten the Venezuela flag and believes Benelux is a Venezuela countryball. As such, he and Soloh stop at Benelux’s house, while the latter has Luxovo over.

SirBenelux 09-12-2020

As I open my door, I show the Baltic Boat the Venezuelan flag

Chase McFly 09-12-2020

Baltic Boat realizes his mistake and apologizes to Benelux. Meanwhile, Cleverbot tells Weirdtalon and Epac he found all Anti-Views’ personal possessions and sold them for Batorok Restaurant gift cards.

BFrit10Again 10-12-2020

Meanwhile the hamster from earlier is revealed to be Hamphrey from Animal Crossing. He gets worried about me but then a bird takes him to where I am

Chase McFly 10-12-2020

Views then discovers more sour beans, and is eager to know where they came from.

BFrit10Again 10-12-2020

Carrie the Crab appears and explains that she's the one who grew the sour beans. She gives Views some more

Chase McFly 10-12-2020

Foury gets suspicious of BFrit, since she found some artifacts from our visit to 1964 on the Food War battlefield.

Views06 10-12-2020

It turns out, the sour beans are a GMO type of pea that grows mostly in Tennessee.

SirBenelux 10-12-2020

Ho-sis returns. Meanwhile, I buy some Benelux ice cream.

CaptainCape 10-12-2020

'How do countryballs even eat?' Ho-Sis wonders. Benelux shrugs, but since he doesn't have arms, nothing happens.

Meanwhile, I find out that the NES HQ room we're in is a basement called the 'Lunatic Room'. People who are considered crazy are locked up here. We're not the only people in there: some of the other people are Mr. Happy Smile Forever Time (who went crazy after he was locked up by the Lock NES Monster) and Douglas (a musician who thinks everyone hates him).

Chase McFly 10-12-2020

Italyball and Red CheeseCrocker mistake Ho-Sis for Views when he accidentally knocks over a can of green paint. Not being very bright, they torture Ho-Sis until he finally reveals where Views really is.

SirBenelux 10-12-2020

Meanwhile, in the prison shower, the same person who dropped the soap in the last part drops the soap again. They bend over to pick it up, showing their butt. Koopsers laughs at their butt, but finds out that they are using his soap, then throws a tantrum.

"OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOH PERSON WHO DROPPED THE SOAP HOW DARE YOU USE MY SOAP THAT'S IT YOU'RE GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED FOR 64493738379265038393 BILLION YEARS GO TO YOUR ROOM RIGHT NOW" Koopsers yells, until he is sent to the Mental Hospital again.

Chase McFly 10-12-2020

Cleverbot decides to help Views grow a sour bean plantation. I decide to see if being in a time rift for so long has had much effect on Views.

CaptainCape 10-12-2020

The Strange Person frees Chase from the NES HQ, but I'm still locked inside it with the other crazy people.

Chase McFly 10-12-2020

Foury goes to free Cape, but Cape is becoming evil and wants her to abandon Zacker and Carrie forever. Foury thinks Cape is channeling the spirit of Anti-Views or something creepy, and calls him the main antagonist of the part.

CaptainCape 10-12-2020

'Why don't you just smile?' Mr. Happy Smile Forever Time tells me with a wide grin. 'It really makes people feel better! I smile all the time, and it makes me happy all the time! Happy happy happy!'

Chase McFly 10-12-2020

Views and Cleverbot find out from Carrie that the exact sour bean he found hasn't been made yet, due to its serial number. I question the oddity of beans having a serial number. Views starts wondering where Applejack is, and if she can help him.

CaptainCape 10-12-2020

'Maybe I can help,' Carrie says. 'What do you need help with? Growing sour beans?'

Chase McFly 10-12-2020

“I prefer Applejack to you, no offense,” Views says.

Qiucai heads over to Cape as well, begging him for an NES god lesson, due to his impending death. Or at least, how to make ice cream with her bare hands.

CaptainCape 10-12-2020

'Cape Kragils and Mr. Douglas are currently busy with happiness training,' Mr. Happy Smile Forver Time says. 'Do you need more happiness too?'

BFrit10Again 10-12-2020

Meanwhile Applejack appears out of thin air and agrees to help Views

Chase McFly 10-12-2020

Qiucai pushes past Mr. Happy Smile Forever Time and goes to Cape, who reluctantly starts teaching him to summon ice cream.

I check in on BFrit, and remember that in my vision, I saw BFrit dead holding a gun and me dead beside him, clutching a sour bean. BFrit assures me he's no murderer.

CaptainCape 10-12-2020

Chase and BFrit notice The Strange Person, who is walking towards the NES HQ with a cardboard box labeled 'Plastic Warthog, Handle with Care'.

Chase McFly 10-12-2020

Witherwings decides to comfort Foury by showing her videos, but he picked the wrong ones, and these ones imply Luxovo is a dangerous killer. Foury refuses to believe it.

CaptainCape 10-12-2020

'Wait, I'll find some better videos,' Witherwings says. However, all he can find is more videos about how dangerous crazy countryballs and crazy Pokey-Eyes are.

'Screw you, GriffTube recommendations!' Witherwings shouts.

Chase McFly 10-12-2020

Views goes to rescue Dreamare from a department store, but receives a nasty shock when Italyball and Red CheeseCrocker are there too. A fight breaks out between the three, but luckily Views has time to escape.

SirBenelux 10-12-2020

Then, Joe Rob Thesoap, the prisoner who accidentally dropped the soap in Devon Hills Prison, comes to free everyone from the Lunatic Room using a key he stole from Strange Person, but everyone is disgusted that Joe is naked, so they run away from him.

"Sir, please put some pants on." says Linda Mack, the receptionist for NES HQ. "You're disgusting everyone."

"Don't tell me what to do!" Joe says. "I was born to be au naturel! I AM A FREE MAN!" Joe then runs away naked, but is then caught by the police for public nudity, and is sent to a maximum security facility.

Chase McFly 10-12-2020

Foury goes to show Benelux the Luxovo footage, but the injured Views comes to Benelux’s house to recuperate.

Views06 10-12-2020

It turns out, Joe Thesoap is different from the prisoner who accidentally dropped the soap. And Joe Thesoap is a deranged clone of Joe, the bus driver.

Meanwhile, while recovering at Benelux's house, I continue to browse Zillow. I find a recently built apartment in NES Town on top of a grocery store, and decide it is perfect.

A few hours later, me and Chase go to check the apartment out. Behind the grocery store is a big parking lot with lots of shading reserved for those who live in the apartments.

We meet up with a realtor named Benjamin. He tells us that all the apartment rooms here are the same, and asks us which one we would like.

Chase McFly: Well, in our last apartment we lived on the top floor. I think we should live on the bottom floor this time. Floor 2.

Views: I agree.

We get into the elevator, and Benjamin shows us Unit 105. It has a living room, a kitchen, a bedroom space, a bathroom laundry room mix, and many closets. In the bedroom space is a big window with a vent system below it.

Views: This place is perfect! I'm sold.

Chase McFly: Same.

I pay for the apartment room on the spot with my money, and me and Chase return back to Koopsers' apartment. We pack everything in the car, and drive to the new apartment, and park all our cars in the back under the shading. Together we put everything into the apartment room.

Views: So this is our new home.

Chase McFly: Let's check out the shops below.

We check out the shops below. The grocery store our room is on top of is called Zipper's Grocery Store. There are many shops and restaurants connected to it.

One of these shops catches Chase's eye. It's called Joe Biden's Ice Creamery.

Chase McFly 10-12-2020

Cape decides to publish NES so far as an entire book. However, we’re a bit mad that it’s published, because we want it to last forever with no end. Deciding being an author isn’t his path, Cape gets hired at the ice cream shop. Unfortunately, he’s late for his first day on the job.

BFrit10Again 10-12-2020

I finished my flight and I meet Carrie down at the shops. We talk about the weather

Chase McFly 10-12-2020

Foury and Benelux confront Luxovo to see if she committed any murders, but she refuses to answer.

BalloonyFan6789 10-12-2020

Then I find out that a Polish guy called Oktawian Dembrowski started his own country, called Dembrowsland, named after himself. For some reason, me and Benelux are teleported to the capital of Dembrowsland.

Chase McFly·10-12-2020

I get word from some officers that Ho-Sis was found dead on the Food war X battlefield. The increasing criminal activities make me mad.

Cape sees Taiwanese News Reporter serving ice cream too, and compliments her mastery of ice creamkinesis. However, TNR thinks she sucks at it and may soon quit.

CaptainCape·10-12-2020

'Oh come on, it's great!' I say as TNR makes some ice cream cones hover onto a table.

Chase McFly·10-12-2020

Red CheeseCrocker and Italyball decide to report to their big boss, whose identity is unknown. Cleverbot and Weirdtalon look for Anti-Views’ possessions in the dumpster. Views and Dreamare escape NES HQ.

Chase McFly·10-12-2020

Foury reveals to BFrit she broke up with Zacker because she brainwashed their daughter Carrie Cracker.

SirBenelux·11-12-2020

I enter Unit 105, and see that it has all the glorious conveniences, with a nice next door neighbor, Dave SquarePants from Back to School.

Views06·11-12-2020

Except it's not. It's just a normal man Benelux mistook for Dave SquarePants.

Chase McFly·11-12-2020

Cape goes to Stellaris to see Qiucai, who is interested in knowing his current role in NES. Cape explains he’s god, and introduces Foury, who gave NES City its name. Foury and Cape also try to make amends and head back to NES HQ together.

Views06·11-12-2020

At NES HQ, Foury recovers Cakey with her hand. Cakey prays to Cape that he will never get eaten again. (But let's be honest, he will)

Chase McFly·11-12-2020

BFrit and Cleverbot go find Views, hoping to confirm whether or not he is really Views, since the time rift situation was suspicious. They also want him back at NES HQ.

BFrit10Again·11-12-2020

We find him at the grocery store, and we go talk to him. We then get some ice cream together then go back to NES HQ

Views06·11-12-2020

At Joe Biden's Ice Creamery, Joe Biden serves us ice cream. (There's nothing political about this Chase)

BFrit10Again·11-12-2020

The icecream flavor I got was Neapolitan and I throw the entire cone in my mouth and get a brain freeze

Views06·11-12-2020

I pay for the ice cream. The cashier is Kamala Harris. (Again, nothing political here, Chase!)

Chase McFly·11-12-2020

Red CheeseCrocker and Penny Turkey then fall in love, which Italyball finds weird, even though he’s with Hoh-sisone.

CaptainCape·11-12-2020

'Are you seriously in love with a BIRD?!' Italyball tells Red CC. 'Who knows, maybe she'll get eaten next Thanksgiving!'

'Are you seriously in love with CHEESE?!' Hoh-Sisone tells Penny. 'Who knows, maybe he'll get eaten for dinner!'

Chase McFly·11-12-2020

Me, BFrit, Benelux, Foury, and Cape gather together at NES HQ to discuss Luxovo. However, I come clean and reveal I threw out Weirdtalon’s equipment. Benelux is certain his sister isn’t a murderer.

CaptainCape·11-12-2020

'Well, maybe she commits crimes in secret, or under a different identity,' I suggest. 'Are you sure Luxovo doesn't use any different names?'

Chase McFly·11-12-2020

Views sees Carrie the Crab taking a suitcase somewhere suspicious, and decides to follow her.

CaptainCape·11-12-2020

'Hey, I found something!' I say. 'It's really important!'

'What?' someone asks.

'You can write poems with ice cream!'

Everyone sighs.

Chase McFly·11-12-2020

Red CheeseCrocker and Italyball invade NES HQ and begin fighting us.

CaptainCape·11-12-2020

Penny Turkey is there too. However, she doesn't participate in the fight and just cheers for Red CheeseCrocker.

Chase McFly·11-12-2020

Badly injured by the fight, Benelux finds Luxovo was replaced by a robot and says we need to keep an eye on Cape, which makes Cape mad and he goes back to Qiucai’s house. But she notices he’s injured too.

CaptainCape·11-12-2020

'Hey Cape,' Qiucai says, 'do you need - '

'No!' I respond. 'I don't need any help! I need to continue my poem written in ice cream! And I need to smile, according to the weird guy with his smiley face and his clock body!'

'Cape, are you alright?'

'Wait a second, you can help me!' I realize. 'I need to hide from the giant vampiric cyborg rat. Lock the doors!'

Chase McFly·11-12-2020

Italyball and Red CheeseCrocker are revealed to have me and Cleverbot gagged and bound in their car’s trunk.

BalloonyFan6789·11-12-2020

I try to shoot Red CheeseCrocker, but I miss, and the bullet starts to fly to space, eventually hitting an unknown planet made entirely out of pillows.

Chase McFly·11-12-2020

After this, Foury shows BFrit the fake Luxovo robot, which Benelux dismantled. Foury also asks BFrit why he never told her the real reason he and other ants wear gloves so much.

BFrit10Again·11-12-2020

“Y’know, I’m actually not sure,” I tell her

Chase McFly·11-12-2020

Cape finds he didn’t take the pills that suppress the bad parts of his personality, but Qiucai says it’s fine and he should focus on being the best NES God ever, by coming to get ice cream with her.

Views06·11-12-2020

Suddenly, Chase McFly begins deleting all of my NES replies! However, this Chase McFly is actually an impostor! That impostor is...

Chase McFly·11-12-2020

Another robot built by Mr. Happy Forever Smile Fun Time, who is the boss of Red CheeseCrocker and Italyball.

Benelux explains to Talia he thinks Luxovo is dead and was replaced by a robot, and Talia says she’s sorry for that. Benelux explains Views and I are missing and were likely taken by Italyball and Red CC, and Talia should try finding us.

CaptainCape·11-12-2020

Meanwhile, I decide to get ice cream with Qiucai at the ice cream shop. The shop is called 'Stellar Cream' and the owner is a Stellaris Pokey-Eye called Tiberius Betucius. 'Hey, why do you look so sad?' Tiberius asks us.

Chase McFly·11-12-2020

Cape says he got in a fight with Foury and can’t find any of his other friends. Meanwhile, Views ambushes Carrie so she can make the exact sour bean that I saw in my vision grow extremely fast.

CaptainCape·11-12-2020

'Well, it won't be easy, but I think it's possible,' Carrie says. 'Did it just grow really fast, or was there any other notable thing about it?'

Chase McFly·11-12-2020

Meanwhile, in the crummy motel where CB and I were kidnapped to, I start being able to see Weirdtalon too. A guy Red CC killed appears as a ghost. Italyball and Red CC discuss what to do with us and search through our clothes. I reveal Views is after Carrie the Crab’s sour bean farm as I feed them ENORE-ERONE, which makes them go crazy and torch Carrie’s farm. Views sighs at this.

“It seems to have a connection to Qiucai Awesome,” Views replies.

CaptainCape·11-12-2020

'We should find her,' Chase says.

Meanwhile, at Stellar Cream, I order coffee ice cream while Qiucai orders a bean sundae. It turns out Stellaris Pokey-Eyes love the taste of beans.

Views06·11-12-2020

Mr. Delicious finds sour beans and tries them. They upset his stomach so he runs away. Meanwhile with B Frit...

Chase McFly·11-12-2020

When Cape gets home, Foury asks if they can be friends again. Benelux and BFrit decide to look for Views.

Chip light gaia·11-12-2020

Music note would remanifest ontop of a skyscraper for some odd reason

CaptainCape·11-12-2020

While Benelux and BFrit look for Views and I become friends with Foury again, my griffins and hippogriffs (who want to know what happened to me) find the skyscraper where Music Note remanifested.

Chase McFly·11-12-2020

Red CC and Italyball realize they are the catalysts for the end of the world as the ENORE-ERONE wears off. Weirdtalon comforts me and CB by saying that we both still have physical bodies and can easily break free.

CaptainCape·11-12-2020

'Well, instead of just being invisible, maybe you should actually help us?' Cleverbot snaps. 'Where does Qiucai live?'

Chase McFly·11-12-2020

“I have no clue, ask Cape,” I respond, not liking Cleverbot much.

Meanwhile, Talia locates where me and CB are, and decides to call Benelux. However, Benelux and BFrit have found Views, thanks to his copy of NES at the library.

CaptainCape·11-12-2020

'I suppose we'll have to find this "Cape" person,' Cleverbot says. 'He'll probably forgive me for having stolen his pets, right? Right?'

Chase McFly·11-12-2020

Meanwhile, Cape thinks Foury is jealous of him in her suspicions about Qiucai. Italyball and Red CC return to their crummy motel, angry that Views has not arrived yet, so they can’t ambush him. But Talia overhears them, connecting the dots and telling Benelux.

CaptainCape·11-12-2020

While he and Italyball think of a plan, Red CC eat a can of 'Zero-Zero Snaawg Sponepo'. 'This tastes horrible, but at least it's cheap,' he says when Italyball casts him a confused look.

Chase McFly·11-12-2020

Views explains to BFrit his time in the rift made him an enemy of Italyball and Red CC, and they’re ensuring the future I saw in my vision occurs.

CB, Weirdtalon, and I begin summoning ghosts of people Red CC and Italyball killed, so that both of them will go mad and free us, while also letting us know who they are.

CaptainCape·11-12-2020

Four of the ghosts are those of Ho Sauce, Baltic Doga, Poke-E and Ben Lelex (whose souls were stolen from Hell by Team Shesh in Food War X). They are very angry.

Chase McFly·11-12-2020

Cape asks Foury to meet him and Qiucai for breakfast. Meanwhile, Talia arrives at the motel room and frees us, but Red CC comes and shoots her. The rest of us escape, but Benelux shows up minutes later and sees Talia dead, devastating him.

Fetta-phantom1900·12-12-2020

His devistation is so much that the shadows in the room swirl and form a hord of batlike entities that start destroying the motel and the local community. Everyone tries to fight them, but they are too numerous and heal too fast for any of their efforts to work. Fetta tries to throw a flashbang at them but it only serves to make them stronger.

Chase McFly·12-12-2020

The next day, Views reveals to BFrit that we all try to stop the end of the world and die in the attempt. Benelux becomes mad at Views for indirectly causing Talia’s death. Cleverbot and I go back in time to the 1940s. When we return, we’re both incredibly traumatized and won’t say why.

Views06·12-12-2020

Meanwhile, Foury tries to reintroduce Cakie to NES City after being dead for so long. However, Cakey immediately gets eaten by Ariana Grande.

Foury recovers Cakie again with her hand, just for him to be eaten by Ariana Grande again.

Ariana Grande realizes that Cakie will always be recovered by Foury's hand, so she puts her mouth below Foury's hand so Cakey always falls into her mouth.

Around Cakie's 45th time of being eaten, Bill Cipher reappears and sends Ariana Grande to the moon again, where she sees Grumpy Old Benelux doing...

Chase McFly·12-12-2020

some arts and crafts with the pieces of Red CC and Italyball’s time machine.

Mad at me for stealing their time machine, Red CC and Italyball report to Mr. Happy Forever Smile Fun Time that they’re looking up Team NES so they can get their stuff back.

SirBenelux·12-12-2020

I then dub this part the "Most Dramatic NES Part".

Chase McFly·12-12-2020

Foury realizes Cape is acting a lot like Creepy Cape as they eat breakfast and he talks about Qiucai.

CaptainCape·12-12-2020

I keep grinning in a creepy way and mentioning how delicious humans are. When Foury turns on the light, I hide in the shadows.

Chase McFly·12-12-2020

Later, Qiucai convinces Cape to become owner of the ice cream shop, so it’s renamed Cape Kragils Creamery.

Views discovers I’m traumatized from the past, but I explain to him how I was tortured by Red CC and Italyball. Benelux blames himself for his wife’s death, and takes me on a drive.

CaptainCape·12-12-2020

I start serving ice cream, but the customers complain that it tastes strange. 'It's almost as if you put, like, people in it!' Tiberius says after he tries to find out why everyone is complaining.

Chase McFly·12-12-2020

Foury finds that the library files indicate Qiucai may be using a false identity.

Meanwhile, Benelux and I get into a fight with some guys at a restaurant because I keep ranting about the 40s.

CaptainCape·12-12-2020

As the guys approach Chase and Benelux, Benelux bounces onto them, knocking them out.

Chase McFly·12-12-2020

Red CC and Penny are also at the restaurant, discussing their futures.

I explain to Benelux I lost my girlfriend too, but then we see Red CC and follow him home.

CaptainCape·12-12-2020

Red CheeseCrocker's motel room is entirely red. There are a lot of paintings of famous cheese inside.

Chase McFly·12-12-2020

Views has compiled a hit list of people whose deaths could stop the end of the world, but BFrit thinks it’s inhumane.

Foury reveals the lack of info on Qiucai, but Cape denies this.

CaptainCape·12-12-2020

'Can't you see I'm busy with making ice cream?' I say. Tiberius eats some of my ice cream. 'Hey, wait a second,' he realizes. 'This ice cream... what did you use to make it with?'

'Uhhh, cream. Yes. Cream. And sugar. And more usual ingredients of ice cream,' I say.

Chase McFly·12-12-2020

Still unable to locate their time machine, Red CC and Italyball find me and Benelux followed them, so they shoot the tires of our car, forcing us to look for another means of transportation.

Fetta-phantom1900·12-12-2020

Jerome the time cop from before steps out of an alleyway and says.

"you looking for these?" gesturing towards a bunch of time machines, but before they could get close to them Jerome takes out a remote from his jacket and clicks a button that disintigrates the time machines.

He turns the remote towards the group and says "Now, you wil tell me why  you have been tearing the timeline asunder once again, and you will tell me quickly".

Chase McFly·12-12-2020

Jerome is then hit by Cape’s ice cream powers, which are going berserk. This turns Cape Kragils’ Creamery into an instant hit, so Cape goes to tell Qiucai the good news.

CaptainCape·12-12-2020

'That's great!' Qiucai says. 'But uhhh... you smell like - '

'Oh, that's probably the special type of cream I use,' I say nervously.

Chase McFly·12-12-2020

Views and BFrit wait on a highway for Red CC and Italyball so they can contact Mr. Happy Forever Smile Fun Time. Benelux and I appear as well for some battle. But the fight is interrupted when he comes to stop time. Dealing with Views for a way to spare us from the end of the world, I transfer my bomb to Cape and Red CC and Italyball get mad that their time machine was replaced by a fake.

CaptainCape·12-12-2020

I'm fine with the bomb now being in my head, as I'm convinced that the bomb is a machine that amplifies my ice cream powers.

Chase McFly·12-12-2020

Qiucai makes out with Cape, who doesn’t notice all the creepy things in the house, since Creepy Cape is overriding his mind. Yesmrty also resurrects Luxovo.

CaptainCape·12-12-2020

'Hey, what happened?' Luxovo wonders.

'That's a long story,' Yesmrty says. 'The end of the world is coming, and my son is going completely crazy! I think he forgot to take his pills because of all the food wars.'

Chase McFly·12-12-2020

The next day, BFrit lectures us that Views knows we all die in the upcoming end of the world.

CaptainCape·12-12-2020

'There's also better news,' I interrupt BFrit, grinning widely. 'My ice cream shop is going great! There are a lot less people complaining about the ice cream.' I then hide in the shadows again.

Chase McFly·12-12-2020

"You weren't invited!" I tell Cape, since we didn't want him at this meeting. Suddenly, Cape turns angry-looking. He begins shooting ice cream and screams, "YOU WANT A MEETING WITHOUT ME? THEN YOU CANNOT COME TO MY ICE CREAM SHOP!" I then realize this may be Chaotic Cape in charge.

CaptainCape·12-12-2020

I briefly regain control of myself, realize what I did, and run away. Everyone at the meeting blinks in confusion.

Chase McFly·12-12-2020

BFrit searches NES HQ for info about himself, but Benelux wants to avenge Talia, Foury wants to see Carrie, and I ask Benelux to tie me up so I can explain why I feel so sad.

SirBenelux·12-12-2020

I then follow Chase's request and tie him up.

Chase McFly·12-12-2020

I explain how traumatizing it was to travel back in time, because my girlfriend was in a building that was bombed during the war.

Meanwhile, Views goes to see Mr. Happy Forever Smile Fun Time, hoping he can provide a possible loophole to prevent the end of the world.

BFrit10Again·13-12-2020

I go with Views because I found nothing about myself in NES HQ

Chase McFly·13-12-2020

Italyball and Red CC almost kill each other in the woods, but Red CC calls Penny Turkey instead.

BFrit doesn't tell Views this, but he has some notes that indicate Anti-Views tried to get him out of NES City as a means of torturing Views.

CaptainCape·13-12-2020

Meanwhile, The Strange Person notices me as I run away. 'Hey wait a second...' he realizes. 'You should be in the NES HQ!' He calls the police, but they're still busy with cleaning up the battlefield.

Chase McFly·13-12-2020

Qiucai convinces Cape how dangerous his mental state is, but Cape is skeptical. Mr. HFSFT takes Views to lunch.

CaptainCape·13-12-2020

Mr. HSTF puts down a plate with cookies. All the cookies have a smile on them. 'They're happy cookies!' he says. 'They make people really happy.'

Chase McFly·13-12-2020

Foury comforts BFrit that being sent away for no reason was an adventure, and they decide to spend the day together.

CaptainCape·13-12-2020

Meanwhile, Views looks at the cookies suspiciously. 'What's in them?' he asks.

'Happiness!' Mr. HSTF says.

Chase McFly·13-12-2020

Benelux becomes frustrated with me and leaves me tied up in a room. He then notices Luxovo bouncing around NES HQ.

CaptainCape·13-12-2020

'Hey there,' Luxovo says. 'You see, I was resurrected by some Pokey-Eye, I think she's Cape's mom. Anyways, why do you look so angry?'

Chase McFly·13-12-2020

"No reason," Benelux says quickly. "Let's take a "walk" in the park."

CaptainCape·13-12-2020

'Of course,' Luxovo says, and the two bounce towards the park. Benelux forgets that Chase is still tied up.

Chase McFly·13-12-2020

BFrit realizes he has wings, and asks Foury to ride him into the sky.

BFrit10Again·13-12-2020

We go into the clouds and we see a swimming pool in them. We decide to take a dip

Chase McFly·13-12-2020

The pool ends up being located in Cloudkyo.

CaptainCape·13-12-2020

One of Cloudkyo's residents, Karen Corb, reunites with her long-lost husband Socle. They mistake BFrit and Foury for dangerous criminals who stole their money.

Chase McFly·13-12-2020

Views  decides to interfere with Mr. HFSFT’s plans by sending notes to Red CC and Italyball that they must kill each other. He does this by stuffing notes in the cookies and says Mr. HFSFT should give them to his workers instead.

CaptainCape·13-12-2020

'That's a good idea!' Mr. HSFT says. 'I'll spread the happiness among my workers... and all other people who don't look happy!'

Chase McFly·13-12-2020

Luxovo reveals to Benelux that he doesn't know the horrible truth about Cape that Yesmrty told him.

SirBenelux·13-12-2020

Then, Some Random Person returns and picks on Cape.

Chase McFly·13-12-2020

Views tries to incapacitate Mr. Happy Smile Forever Fun Time by destroying all his time machines.

CaptainCape·13-12-2020

Mr. Happy Smile Forever Time sees this and grins wickedly. 'You're not being very happy,' he says. 'Eat some happy cookies.'

Chase McFly·13-12-2020

Cape finds a notebook confirming that he’s always had these terrible voices in his head and it was inevitable if he ever received powers, he would destroy a whole world.

Views06·14-12-2020

Crumple the Dog Turd (from the NES universe) shows up. She finds BFrit and...

SirBenelux·14-12-2020

...kisses him, but an unexpected passerby runs into Crumple, and gets on her.

CaptainCape·14-12-2020

As I read the notebook, I take a deep breath. 'It's okay, Cape,' I mutter. 'A whole world doesn't necessarily mean Earth...'

'The end of the world is coming!' Cleverbot yells, trying to convince other people.

Chase McFly·14-12-2020

They laugh at Cleverbot and begin hitting him. BFrit and Foury have an argument about Crumple.

CaptainCape·14-12-2020

'He's disgusting! Did you seriously just kiss literal dog poop?' Foury says.

Chase McFly·14-12-2020

“I think that was a female, but it was a mistake,” BFrit replies.

CaptainCape·14-12-2020

'Oh, okay then,' Foury says. Meanwhile, Cleverbot resorts to saying random stuff in order to get people's attention. 'I'm not sure if it's true or just the fact that you are using my name is telling me more about the day than the weekend,' he says. Unsurprisingly, his plan doesn't work.

Chase McFly·14-12-2020

Sea Satan decides to attack NES City for fun, unaware the world ends in 3 days.

CaptainCape·14-12-2020

He laughs maniacally as his chocolate zombies replace all the milk in supermarkets with his own spoiled milk.

Chase McFly·14-12-2020

Then, Sour Note comes and defeats Sea Satan with his clarinet.

CaptainCape·14-12-2020

Michael Bay finds Sea Satan's supply of spoiled milk, and blows it up with dynamite. 'I love explosions!' he says.

Chase McFly·14-12-2020

“I think we can tell from your latest movie,” I say. Suddenly, I realize everyone seems pretty happy. I decide to make myself happy too by going into space. It’s only then I see a suspicious iceberg in the sky. (This won’t come into play again until much later)

CaptainCape·14-12-2020

I notice the strange iceberg in the sky too, but I shrug it off as just a hallucination.

Chase McFly·14-12-2020

Suddenly, there is a cheese sauce avalanche on Mount NESmore, the mountain in the middle of Never Ending Park, a big tourist attraction in NES City.

CaptainCape·14-12-2020

The tourists run away as the area around Mount NESmore is covered in cheese sauce. The NES City Car Rental Store is one the places affected by the avalanche.

Chase McFly·14-12-2020

Creepy Cape has taken Cape over completely and steals every Mini Cooper in town, painting them blue.

CaptainCape·14-12-2020

However, rain starts to fall. Not much later, the streets of NES City are covered in cheese sauce and blue paint.

Chase McFly·14-12-2020

Creepy Cape doesn’t care, and takes Qiucai on a drive.

CaptainCape·15-12-2020

'Uhhh, Cape, could you please stop grinning like that? It's making me a bit uncomfortable,' Qiucai asks.

Chase McFly·15-12-2020

Qiucai's eye starts to mutate into some kind of bean, but quickly goes back to normal. She then kisses Cape.

CaptainCape·15-12-2020

This causes me to briefly regain control of myself, long enough to stop grinning and say 'Wait, what's going on? What am I doing?!'

Chase McFly·15-12-2020

BFrit and Foury decide to run away forever and become cloud people.

CaptainCape·15-12-2020

However, Karen Corb and Socle still think they're burglars. They call the police, but the Cloudkyo Police Department is busy cleaning up food that ended up in the atmosphere during the two food wars.

Chase McFly·15-12-2020

Meanwhile, some volcanoes begin erupting on Chocolate Mars.

CaptainCape·15-12-2020

The volcanic eruptions are so powerful that hot chocolate is launched off the planet, and into space. Some of the hot chocolate ends up in Earth's atmosphere, giving the Cloudkyo Police Department even more work.

Chase McFly·15-12-2020

Then, everything slowly starts freezing.

CaptainCape·15-12-2020

Pokey-Eyes in particular are affected by the cold. 'Hey, why is it suddenly so cold?' Epac asks. 'Ah well... if anyone needs me, I'm on Syuska with Vandaag!' He then jumps into a backpack and teleports away.

Chase McFly·15-12-2020

Rainbow, another Pokey-Eye, steals Epac’s backpack and stuffs it full of griffins.

CaptainCape·15-12-2020

All of the griffins end up in Vandaag's luxurious mansion on Syuska. 'Epac, what have you done?!' Vandaag exclaims.

Chase McFly·15-12-2020

“I’m Rainbow, you doofus!” Rainbow says. Then, he sees some Buggy Waters chars scurrying around in the mansion.

CaptainCape·15-12-2020

'What the Time Hell is going on?' Epac says while the griffins start destroying the furniture with their sharp eagle talons. 'Rainbow, get out of my friend's mansion at once!'

Chase McFly·15-12-2020

Leo pulls Rainbow into his lake outside.

“I call that the Buggy Waters, built my house to overlook it,” Vandaag explains. “I think they may have something to do with your friend BFrit. Leo there is a water bug.”

CaptainCape·15-12-2020

'Cool,' Rainbow says. 'Nice to meet ya, Leo.' Suddenly, a heavily damaged table is thrown out of the window. 'DAMN YOU, GRIFFINS!' Epac yells from inside. 'DON'T! THROW! WITH! TABLES!'

Chase McFly·15-12-2020

Epac then feels something he didn’t realize he had: a mental link to Cape. Both of them are quite angry right now.

CaptainCape·15-12-2020

Meanwhile, I'm quite angry after most of the Mini Coopers crashed into the newly-placed statue of me holding a giant ice cream cone. To make matters worse, the statue almost fell on top of my and Qiucai's car.

Chase McFly·15-12-2020

I then take a time machine and undo everything that happened since BFrit lectured me, Foury, and Benelux about the end of the world, since I want Views around for the meeting this time. However, this doesn’t affect Views’ or my memories of today’s events for some reason. (Do not change)

CaptainCape·15-12-2020

I'm hiding in the shadows again, wondering what 'secret ingredients' I will use next for my ice cream.

Chase McFly·15-12-2020

I reveal to the others I know who causes the apocalypse now, a Stellaris Pokey-Eye named Mettius Oclatius. I go to the library to do research on Mettius.

CaptainCape·15-12-2020

He was an admiral in the Pokey-Eye navy in the Stellaris dimension, but he was injured and quit his job when his empire was being invaded by a murderous AI. He also has psychic powers.

Chase McFly·15-12-2020

He was born on March 15th, 1859, and loves to change his form. In his default form though, Mettius is about 34 physically.

BFrit10Again·16-12-2020

Me and Foury get away from Karen and her husband, then explore Cloudkyo

Chase McFly·16-12-2020

The other things I find include a death certificate for Tiberius Oclatius that says killed by Mettius, and the death certificate of Qiucai Awesome, who was murdered a few days ago.

Views06·16-12-2020

Suddenly, a banner shows up saying that this wiki will be migrated. Me and Chase start praying to the FANDOM gods that they spare this wiki.

Chase McFly·16-12-2020

I then realize I saw a dead Stellaris Pokey-Eye in Qiucai’s attic. I quickly run to Qiucai’s house, and see it is Qiucai. The Qiucai with Cape is an impostor.

CaptainCape·16-12-2020

Tiberius' corpse is hidden in the Cape Kragils Creamery's basement. Mettius murdered him shorly after I became the shop's owner.

Chase McFly·16-12-2020

I explain to everyone what I found out, but Cape still goes to find Qiucai, or Mettius, and expresses his anger with us.

CaptainCape·16-12-2020

When I return, I quickly hide below a table. 'I need meat, meat, milk and yoghurt!' I hiss.

Chase McFly·16-12-2020

Me, Benelux, and Foury go looking for the address to confirm if Mettius is indeed Qiucai, while BFrit wonders if it had anything to do with him leaving NES for a while, so he looks for information on himself.

CaptainCape·16-12-2020

At Qiucai's house, Mettius greets Chase, Benelux and Foury. 'Oh, hello!' he says. 'You're Cape's friends, right?'

Chase McFly·16-12-2020

Red CC received an order to terminate Italyball, but he can’t do it.

CaptainCape·16-12-2020

As a result, Red CC is fired and assassins are sent after him and Italyball.

Chase McFly·16-12-2020

Benelux tries talking to his police friends, but they reveal that Benelux is being looked at for Talia’s murder.

CaptainCape·16-12-2020

'And besides, there have been strange disappearances of people near the Cape Kragils Creamery,' a police officer says.

Chase McFly·16-12-2020

Foury apologizes to Cape, but can’t bring herself to tell the truth about “Qiucai”.

CaptainCape·16-12-2020

I shrug. 'Ah well, I gotta go back to my shop. The ki- I mean, ice cream won't make itself!' I say.

Chase McFly·16-12-2020

BFrit drowns his sorrows in Shesh Marmalade. Views tries to get him to stop, but it fails and he runs away.

BalloonyFan6789·16-12-2020

I fall into a river, then a Lego man yells "Hey!"

Chase McFly·16-12-2020

Red CC and Italyball have an argument over why they won’t kill each other.

Views06·16-12-2020

Patrick uses the lego man's parts to build a spaceship

Chase McFly·16-12-2020

Views has a strange afterlife encounter with Anti-Views after being knocked down by a crowd as he looks for BFrit.

CaptainCape·16-12-2020

Patrick uses the Lego spaceship to look for BFrit. The spaceship yells 'Hey! Build the spaceship and off to the rescue!'

Chase McFly·16-12-2020

Mettius tries to get Cape to use his powers along with his insane personalities while they ride a boat. I find I still have a wound from the bomb in my head, and go unconscious.

CaptainCape·16-12-2020

I launch a blast of ice cream, but it accidentally causes another boat to sink. Mettius doesn't mind it. 'Interesting,' he says.

Chase McFly·16-12-2020

Benelux and Luxovo reunite, and Views finds BFrit as well as a file that has all us NES characters crossed out.

Views06·16-12-2020

Meanwhile in NES Town, CheeseCrocker is eaten by the Girl Scouts again. I try to bribe them into not eating CC anymore by buying a ton of boxes of Samoas, but they tell me they discontinued them and I get really depressed.

Back with Cape...

Chase McFly·17-12-2020

Cape and Mettius go on a date to a fancy restaurant. But Mettius is injured by some thugs outside, triggering Creepy Cape.

CaptainCape·17-12-2020

I punch the thugs, knocking them out. 'Thanks,' Creepy says for Mettius. We go inside and I order meat and ice cream.

Chase McFly·17-12-2020

Tying Italyball to a radiator, Red CC reunites with Penny and they run off together. Bossy Rooster is dead by this point.

CaptainCape·17-12-2020

'Hey, don't leave me alone here!' Italyball yells, but Red CC and Penny can't hear him.

Chase McFly·17-12-2020

Cape watches over the injured Mettius, who is lying in a hospital bed and the sour bean that was his fake eye is now gone.

CaptainCape·17-12-2020

'Are you okay?' I ask Mettius. 'Of course not, can't you see that I'm injured and in a hospital?' Mettius snaps.

BFrit10Again·17-12-2020

Meanwhile I get tired again, so I sit on a nearby bench

Chase McFly·17-12-2020

The next day, Foury floats downstream to Qiucai’s house. She sees a coffee in the microwave, realizing it’s a sign Cape was there.

CaptainCape·17-12-2020

There is also a crudely drawn picture of a griffin on the wall. Another sign that I was there.

Chase McFly·17-12-2020

Mettuis checks himself out of the hospital and reveals two thugs Cape attacked are dead and the third one is comatose.

CaptainCape·17-12-2020

'Oh,' I say. I'm not really sad because of this news, just surprised.

Chase McFly·17-12-2020

A female ant named Y Urit wakes up B Frit, so he decides to return to NES HQ.

CaptainCape·18-12-2020

At the HQ, Views explains that he saw Anti-Views again in an afterlife hallucination. Luxovo reveals that she knew Views' plan all along.

Chase McFly·18-12-2020

Mettuis promises Creepy Cape he’ll help him become the dominant side of Cape and beat back the regular “weakling” part.

CaptainCape·18-12-2020

'Sounds good,' I (Creepy Cape) say. 'But only if you help me with collecting the "ingredients" for my ice cream.'

Chase McFly·18-12-2020

Foury’s presence in the river has caused a huge traffic jam, so Red CC discusses the future with Penny as they sit in their car.

CaptainCape·18-12-2020

'Where should we live to make sure that nobody tries to eat us?' Red CC wonders. 'I mean... people like eating cheese or turkeys...'

Chase McFly·18-12-2020

A policeman saves Foury, who claims she’s doing research on sour bean farmers.

CaptainCape·18-12-2020

'Well, I have a friend who is a sour bean farmer,' the policeman explains. 'He can give you a lot of information about sour beans.'

Chase McFly·18-12-2020

As he’s hauled off to prison, Benelux grabs a cell key so he can escape.

Views06·18-12-2020

Beanelux (from the previous part) eats some sour beans and is sent to prison for cannibalism by none other than...

Chase McFly·18-12-2020

Mettius, who thinks countrycreatures will only get in the way of his training Creepy Cape.

CaptainCape·19-12-2020

Benelux and Beanelux are both sent to the 'Oclatius Prison' (what a coincidence). Some of the other prisoners are Rhinoram and Hippoewe, who tried to rob the Cape Kragils Creamery, and Greville, who fought with some gardeners.

Chase McFly·19-12-2020

Views and I ponder over how Anti-Views knew about the end of the world. Benelux escapes and says we need to save BFrit and Foury, but it's hard to say where they are.

CaptainCape·19-12-2020

'We could tweak my GET OVER HERE, SPONGE!!! to make it attract ants or gummy numbers,' Views suggests.

Chase McFly·19-12-2020

Mettius puts Cape through a series of tests for his emotions, in order to give Creepy Cape control.

CaptainCape·19-12-2020

Mettius shows me pictures of coffee, ice cream, griffins, microwaves, the other members of Team NES, and finally a portrait of himself. 'Which one is the most important?' he asks.

Chase McFly·19-12-2020

"You are," Creepy Cape says. "You're my best friend, all those others can burn in hell,"

Benelux, Views, and I find BFrit in a bar and convince him that we must save Foury.

CaptainCape·19-12-2020

'Fine...' BFrit says. 'Any idea where that gummy number went?'

Chase McFly·19-12-2020

Foury learns that Mettius' entire injury was staged by his friends.

CaptainCape·19-12-2020

Foury also sees me throwing all the pictures (except for Mettius' portrait) onto a pile and lighting them on fire.

Chase McFly·19-12-2020

Mettius is upset when Cape tries to beat back Creepy Cape by working at the Cape Kragils Creamery more.

CaptainCape·19-12-2020

However, when I arrive at the ice cream shop, I finally find out what the 'secret ingredient' in my ice cream is. I run outside and yell at a random group of people: 'KRAGILS ICE CREAM IS PEOPLE!' The people back away, thinking that I'm insane.

Chase McFly·19-12-2020

Red CC drops Penny off at a rest home and says he'll be back for her.

CaptainCape·19-12-2020

'Hey, don't leave me here with the crazy old birds!' Penny yells. 'No offense, Mr. Olbirds,' she adds when an angry, elderly pigeon approaches her.

Chase McFly·19-12-2020

Creepy then realizes he can't find Mettius at Qiucai’s house.

CaptainCape·20-12-2020

I start looking for Mettius to continue the tests. I end up finding Mettius at...

Chase McFly·20-12-2020

NES HQ. He then causes Creepy to regain control, and sends him back to Qiucai's house. There, Creepy Cape comes face to face with Foury.

BFrit10Again·20-12-2020

I watch Creepy Cape to make sure he does nothing bad to Foury

Chase McFly·20-12-2020

However, before BFrit can get to Foury, Creepy Cape snaps his fingers, causing Foury's vocal cords to disappear and she faints. BFrit grabs Foury as Creepy Cape and Mettius escape, and the rest of us wonder what we'll do.

CaptainCape·20-12-2020

Meanwhile, Weirdtalon is becoming a bit tired of being invisible to everyone except for me, CB and Chase. By now, he has played about every prank he could think of on my other pets.

Chase McFly·20-12-2020

Clawhoof burst out of a pile of mouse cake, but it gets all over Ho-Sis.

CaptainCape·20-12-2020

'Yuck, now there's mouse remains all over me!' Ho-Sis says. 'Clawhoof, why did you do that?'

'In the words of the famous philosopher Töskur... Clawhoof is just an idiot,' the griffin Beak Screech says.

Chase McFly·20-12-2020

Beak Screeh decides to make things better by taking Ho-Sis' family on a trip to some snowy mountains.

CaptainCape·21-12-2020

'Hey, this is were my childhood friend Articuno used to live!' Ho-oh realizes as they arrive at the mountains.

Chase McFly·21-12-2020

“Maybe you can try to find him,” Solosis says as she gets her sled out.

CaptainCape·21-12-2020

'Good idea, honey! Have some fun with the kids!' Ho-oh says. Not much later, he finds Articuno's brother Zapdos, who is causing thunderstoms.

Chase McFly·21-12-2020

Then, Zapdos is crushed by some space ores, which form into Bucktooth.

CaptainCape·21-12-2020

'That was quite an anticlimactic end for one of the most powerful birds in the world!' are Zapdos' last words. 'Shut up, weird bird thing,' Bucktooth says.

Chase McFly·21-12-2020

Sugarfree comes back to life yet again and starts devouring all the snow on the mountain. But he doesn't realize it's a volcano.

Views06·22-12-2020

Suddenly, just in time for Christmas, Mr. Griirg returns after 2 RLC years!

I give him some green beans to be vigilant on Creepy Cape.

Meanwhile, with Creepy Cape...

Chase McFly·22-12-2020

Creepy decides he needs some new clothes, so he buys a black bodysuit.

CaptainCape·22-12-2020

'Here's your suit,' the shopkeeper says. 'Now get out of my store, you're scaring away the customers!'

Chase McFly·22-12-2020

Glisteren, Morgen, Vandaag, and Boiling sled down so many mountains, they become snow monsters. They then visit The Trusty Slab.

CaptainCape·22-12-2020

Vandaag tells his family about the network of teleportation backpacks. 'We'd never have to spend hours traveling to vacation destinations again!' he says.

Chase McFly·22-12-2020

The Shesh family opts to take advantage of this, and travels with the backpacks to Antarctica. However, they begin mutating into penguins.

CaptainCape·22-12-2020

Hoh Sus learns how to dance while everyone else learns how to sing, so they decide to do a Happy Feet parody.

Chase McFly·22-12-2020

Then Vandaag and Boiling revert to normal, but regain their Space Explorer memories.

Any posts here will be non-canon

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Until we’ve officially moved

23 december 2020

Views23-12-2020
Let's move

Chase McFly23-12-2020
Mettius gets Cape to remember the first time he heard the voices in his head.

Mine23-12-2020
Then the Blue Crewmate appears out of thin air, takes out a knife and tries to stab Cape.

Chase McFly23-12-2020
But Creepy takes over and kills him. Mettius says that Creepy killed Foury, so they need to escape ASAP.

24 december 2020

Mine24-12-2020
They see a Ferrari F40.

Captain Cape24-12-2020
'Hmm, not really my style, but it's good enough,' I say as I and Mettius hop inside. Mettius drives away.

Chase McFly24-12-2020
We use Benelux’s blood to save Foury, but her vocal cords are still gone.

Captain Cape24-12-2020
Then, a Pokey-Eye with a christmas hat and a red suit appears. He introduces himself as 'Santa Cape' and gives the team a present. Inside of it is...(bewerkt)

Chase McFly24-12-2020
A can of “Gradually Visible Spray”. I spray it on Weirdtalon, and start to see his outline. This cheers me up.

Captain Cape24-12-2020
Weirdtalon is delighted too. 'I was so tired of people not being able to see me!' he says. 'I mean, it's good for playing pranks on people, but still...'

Chase McFly24-12-2020
Views, Benelux, Weirdtalon, and I then look for Mettius.(bewerkt)

Captain Cape24-12-2020
Mettius and I are still in the Ferrari F40, trying to escape from the police. The police has found out that I killed the Blue Crewmate.

Chase McFly24-12-2020
Cape then finds a notebook saying Mettius was manipulating him. This triggers Creepy and he murders Mettius, cementing himself as main antagonist.

Captain Cape24-12-2020
Of course, some police officers have seen everything, and now I'm considered a dangerous criminal.

Chase McFly24-12-2020
Italyball finds Penny and ties her to a chair.

Captain Cape24-12-2020
'Hey, why did you do that?' she asks angrily.

Chase McFly24-12-2020
"Because Red CC betrayed me and I need all the revenge I can get," Italyball replies.

Mine24-12-2020
I try to screech like my brother Four, but due to my vocal cords still missing, it just sounds like I'm crying.

Captain Cape24-12-2020
'Oh, I'm afraid you won't get your revenge,' Penny chuckles. Behind her, a fierce army of elderly people from the rest home appears!

Chase McFly24-12-2020
Meanwhile, me, Benelux, and Views assume that the world ending is averted, since we aren't aware of Creepy Cape, only Mettius. I put a sour bean under the dead Mettius' eyepatch.

Captain Cape24-12-2020
'So, is everything fixed now?' Weirdtalon asks. 'Can we just forget that all of this,' he gestures towards Mettius' corpse, 'ever happened?'

Chase McFly24-12-2020
Views says he thinks our mission isn’t over. Benelux continues to hunt for Red CC and Italyball.

Captain Cape24-12-2020
Eventually, Benelux finds Italyball as the elderly people are whacking him with walking canes. Penny tries to escape.

Chase McFly24-12-2020
As BFrit cries over Foury, Red CC comes to me and says that he quit working for Mr. Happy Smile Forever Fun Time, as well as giving me the gun that killed Talia.

Captain Cape24-12-2020
'That guy went a bit over the top with all the "forced happiness" stuff,' Red CC says about Mr. HSFT. 'Have you seen how creepy that weird eternal grin on his mouth is?'

Chase McFly24-12-2020
"I agree, it is very creepy," I say. Meanwhile, Cape is finally able to come to his senses and beat back Creepy. He opts to return to NES HQ.

Views24-12-2020
An enemy of Italyball, Maltaball tries to assassinate Italyball.

Captain Cape24-12-2020
Italyball notices Maltaball, and the two start fighting. The old people cheer for Maltaball.

Chase McFly24-12-2020
Then Mr. HSFT arrives, and stops time. "The time in my name was not figurative," He says.

Captain Cape24-12-2020
It turns out the clock on his torso can be used to stop, reverse or speed up time.

Chase McFly24-12-2020
Meanwhile, Cester reveals he has voices of terrible power in his head, and Cape inherited them from him.

Captain Cape24-12-2020
'But did you listen to them? Did you kill people?' I ask, a bit concerned. Cester just shrugs.

Chase McFly24-12-2020
I tell Benelux I have the evidence to clear him of the charges from Red CC.(bewerkt)

Views24-12-2020
Back at the Italyball and Maltaball fight, a group of unborn babies cheer on Maltaball.

Chase McFly24-12-2020
Mr. HSFFT explains that Red CC and Italyball screwed up big time, and Penny Turkey needs to live for the safety of the timestream.

25 december 2020

Views25-12-2020
Santa Claus shows up and gives all of the user characters coal for "being naughty this year"

Mine25-12-2020
Then Two shows up and throws hot tea in my face.

Captain Cape25-12-2020
'Hey, nobody was naughty!' Santa Cape says, who has showed up again. 'They deserve presents!' 'But they did all kinds of bad stuff, like killing people!' Santa Claus says. After some arguing, they decide to give everyone coal wrapped in gift paper.

Chase McFly25-12-2020
As Cape returns to HQ, BFrit mistakes him for Creepy and knocks him out. He then puts Cape in our prison chamber, still thinking he's Creepy and set to destroy us all.

bfrit1025-12-2020
Then I realize he’s actual Cape and set him free. “Sorry about that,” I say

Chase McFly25-12-2020
Unfortunately, Chaotic Cape takes control and the entire NES HQ starts to collapse as he goes completely crazy. This makes Orderly and Creepy run wild too.(bewerkt)

bfrit1025-12-2020
I get scared and run as far away as I can

Chase McFly25-12-2020
I reveal to BFrit that our Cape might be long gone, as his powers and other selves have become too dominant.

Captain Cape25-12-2020
'We shouldn't have let that maniac leave the HQ in the first place!' The Strange Person tells everyone.

Chase McFly25-12-2020
As each room collapses, Creepy's white eyes cause Cape's worst memories to appear amidst the rubble.

Captain Cape25-12-2020
They're mostly memories of being bullied at school, of my pets dying, and of hearing the voices in my head, but one memory stands out: my great grandfather Recste's funeral.

Chase McFly25-12-2020
“We still don’t know why he died,” The real and hallucination Cester say at the same time. “Grandson, why are you destroying your headquarters? Have you become consumed by your voices?”

Captain Cape25-12-2020
'I have to eat people!' Creepy Cape says. 'I'm trying to stop all of this chaos!' Orderly Cape says. 'I'm doing whatever Orderly is trying to prevent!' Chaotic Cape says.

Chase McFly25-12-2020
The three Capes’ power is too much for Cester, and he explodes.

Captain Cape25-12-2020
'Great, there goes my only chance of stopping myself from destroying the place,' the real me sighs.

Views25-12-2020
Me and Chase try to take back NES HQ but get pumpkin pie thrown in our faces

Captain Cape25-12-2020
The Strange Person decides to take matters into his own hands, and he enters NES HQ with a tranquilizer gun.

Views25-12-2020
He also enters with his sidekicks, The Strange Dog and The Strange Cat

bfrit1025-12-2020
The Strange Dog and Strange Cat begin attacking me for no reason

Views25-12-2020
Then they start eating B Frit because they like the taste of ant

bfrit1025-12-2020
Then I kick them and run away again, but I fall into a hole

Chase McFly25-12-2020
We (except Cape) jump on Weirdtalon’s back to get safe, as he can fly us away.(bewerkt)

Captain Cape25-12-2020
'Come on, we didn't come here to eat ants!' The Strange Person tells his pets. 'We need to capture that alien before this building collapses completely!'

Chase McFly25-12-2020
Unfortunately, this makes the building completely collapse. We’re fine, but then I realize it was never Mettius who ended the world. It was always something else.

bfrit1025-12-2020
Meanwhile in the hole, I wonder what everybody else is up to

Chase McFly25-12-2020
Mr. HSFFT tells Red CC and Italyball they must protect Cape or they’ll be fired.

Captain Cape25-12-2020
'But he's completely crazy and currently destroying a building!' Red CC exclaims.

Views25-12-2020
Maltaball attemps to deafen Red CC and Italyball so they can't hear any more of Mr. HSFT's orders.

Chase McFly25-12-2020
Meanwhile, Weirdtalon uses his powers to teleport BFrit and us to a skating rink.

bfrit1025-12-2020
I begin to freak out because I’m in a cold area and ants are cold blooded, but Chase gives me some winter clothes

Chase McFly25-12-2020
We decide to infiltrate the Cape Kragils Creamery at Creepy Cape’s party tonight.(bewerkt)

Mine25-12-2020
I see a sign that says "JAPAN VS COPYLAND". I then look up Copyland on my phone and find out it is a country founded by Creepy Cape. I also start to have a feeling this may be about a hockey game.

Chase McFly25-12-2020
Meanwhile, Red CC and Italyball escape and chase Creepy to the CKC.

Captain Cape25-12-2020
Creepy is preparing more ice cream for the people who are going to the party or the hockey game.

Chase McFly25-12-2020
BFrit quickly apologizes to Foury and they decide to start dating again.

Captain Cape25-12-2020
'Look! There he is,' Weirdtalon whispers as they see Creepy serving ice cream. The people at the ice cream shop seem a bit scared by him.

Chase McFly25-12-2020
Red CC betrays Italyball, puts Mr. HSFFT in a coma, and runs off with Penny.

Captain Cape25-12-2020
'Oh, you're so sweet!' Penny says. 'I've never seen such lovely cheese before!'

Views25-12-2020
Penny pecks at Red CC eating tiny pieces of him

bfrit1025-12-2020
“Help!” says Red CC but nobody can hear him because Penny is too loud(bewerkt)

Chase McFly25-12-2020
I realized that the Copyland residents are evil NES character clones working for Mr. HSFFT, so we escaped the rink and headed to the Creamery.

Captain Cape25-12-2020
'Thanks, Creepy,' a Copyland version of Mickey Mouse says as his cheese-and-human-flavored ice cream is served.

Chase McFly25-12-2020
Foury wants to talk to Cape, but BFrit isn’t sure that’s a good idea. I decide to look out. Views must resist how delicious the ice cream is.

bfrit1025-12-2020
I get hungry all of a sudden, and I start craving ice cream too. While I’m distracted, Foury starts talking to Cape(bewerkt)

Chase McFly25-12-2020
Benelux tries to attack Creepy, which makes him madder, and he swats us away. Creepy then tries to force his employees to stay and build his power.

bfrit1025-12-2020
I just run up to Creepy and scream at him in the highest pitch ever. This stuns him for a few seconds

Chase McFly25-12-2020
The Copiers arrive and incapacitate some of us.

Captain Cape25-12-2020
Creepy tries punching the user characters, but they're too far away. He realizes that he should try using my long legs for fighting.(bewerkt)

Chase McFly25-12-2020
I knife some of the copiers, but Weirdtalon suddenly regains visibility and takes the rest of them out with his talons.(bewerkt)

Captain Cape25-12-2020
I summon evil cloned griffins and hippogriffs from Copyland to help me in the fight.

Chase McFly25-12-2020
Benelux is about to choke Italyball and Penny, but decides he won't.(bewerkt)

Captain Cape25-12-2020
Penny looks for her time-traveling Volkswagen Beetle to flee the scene with it, but she remembers that she sold it to the NES City Car Rental Store.

Chase McFly25-12-2020
Weirdtalon starts to fade, so I suggest we surround Creepy to attack him that way.

bfrit1025-12-2020
I say “That’s a good strategy”

Chase McFly25-12-2020
We all get on the Creamery counter and surround Creepy, but he fights back by...

Captain Cape25-12-2020
...trying to kick people with his incredibly long legs.

Chase McFly25-12-2020
Then, I shoot a hole in the roof, which causes Creepy's powers to go up through it. But then shards of the roof begin to fall, and Creepy forms into his own entity, separate from Cape, the latter of whom is unconscious on the ground. Creepy has also absorbed Cape's other voices.(bewerkt)

Views25-12-2020
Me and BFrit get spumoni ice cream instead at a different creamery

Chase McFly25-12-2020
I look into the sky, and see a giant planet made of ice.

Captain Cape25-12-2020
I wake up and the first thing I see is the ice planet. 'Am I hallucinating?' I mutter.

Chase McFly25-12-2020
"No, no you're not," I tell Cape. "Anyone up for transporting there?"

bfrit1025-12-2020
The creamery me and Views went to is on the beach and Carrie the Crab is the owner

Captain Cape25-12-2020
'I can take you to that planet with Cape's spaceship,' Weirdtalon says. 'I still have the keys.'

Chase McFly25-12-2020
And we're off.

[21:13]

( #part-9-the-coolest-part-ever)