Thread:Alien Tavern/@comment-7180588-20200521151429/@comment-7180588-20200608190447

Shrkjork jumps on Cape. "Yo, Cape, can I have your farm? I can talk now."

"Anyways," Pace says. "I was really bored of Sudlivarg and came to check on Earth. However, all of you were gone in something called Windows 1337, and I found Shrkjork looking lost because TMH had brainwashed him. I cured Shrkjork and taught him to speak, but things began getting weird. And we weren't the only ones to notice..."