Thread:Alien Tavern/@comment-7180588-20200404151859/@comment-7180588-20200411155720

Just then, two Mountain Dews come on stage and begin fighting. "My kids came to avenge me, but wa spushed off a cliff by a silly little girl that began Wayward 3 and gave him mouth-to-mouth!" The first Mountain Dew sings.

"But Hardink died of herpes in Spongebob2567's face!" The other Mountain Dew sings.