Thread:Alien Tavern/@comment-35294673-20201105155842/@comment-7180588-20201206141331

"I swallowed a lightbulb once," Weirdtalon proclaims proudly, as he opens his beak and a light shines through it. Bursting through the cave with his hind legs, Weirdtalon sees a black round object and runs towards it. Suddenly, we hear a high-pitched eagle scream. I look for Weirdtalon, but all I see is a pile of dust bunnies Time M&M is sweeping up. He smirks at us. "What brings you here?"