Return of the Food Wars/Transcript

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Chase McFly Chase McFly closed this thread because: . 11:38, 6 November 2020 Chase McFly Following Never Ending Story Chapter 7 Part 7: Return of the Food Wars Chase McFly

The story is long, don't skip to the end, 'cause there never will be!

In this part, after Weirdtalon throws mouse cake at Hoh Sus and gets a face full of Shesh Marmalade, The Shesh declares war on Earth. What results is an enormous free-for-all battle between the two planets and beyond, with users, characters, and plenty of food involved in the conflict.

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Edited by Chase McFly    17:52, 28 October 2020

Chase McFly

Start!

“Are we really going to war with the Shesh? Over food? It’s just like those food wars we had in Chapter 1,” I say. 12:28, 15 October 2020 CaptainCape

'Why not?' I say. 'I've always wanted to see one of those Food Wars!' 12:45, 15 October 2020 Chase McFly

"Fighting will occur in The Shesh," Hoh Sus says. "Remember, near 4 Vesta." 12:57, 15 October 2020 CaptainCape

'May the best food fighter win!' Ho-Sis adds. 13:09, 15 October 2020 Chase McFly

"Uh, guys," I say as we head to the war zone. "Before we begin, let's get a detailed list of everyone who's fighting." 13:11, 15 October 2020 CaptainCape

'Well, Hoh Sus, Ho-Sis, Ho sss, Haas Sus, and Soloh are fighting for the Shesh,' I say. 'And so are Urdrreem, Aski Schash - '

'Can I have your autograph?' Aski asks Hoh Sus, who rolls his eyes.

' - Baltic Boat, Rick and Eddie Griggles and the Angry Edge Commander.' 13:27, 15 October 2020 Chase McFly

Finally, we arrive at The Shesh. It is a huge black planet covered in flaming dots-the perfect disguise for a mysterious location. 13:42, 15 October 2020 SirBenelux

"So the Shesh birds, Urdrreem, Aski, Baltic Boat, the Griggles brothers and the AEC are on Team Shesh, while everyone else is on Team Earth." I say. "I wonder who will host this battle."

As we land on the Shesh via Space Bus, we see a huge battlefield filled with memorable locations, such as North Cracker Town Square. Coincidentally, the whole planet is the battlefield.

"Ladies and gentlemen..." a voice sounding like Kevin Michael Richardson says. "Put your hands together for the announcer, host, and commentator, Announcer Bot!"

"Good morning, tourneygoers!" Announcer Bot says. "Today, this will be a long battle, so be prepared!" 14:59, 15 October 2020 Chase McFly

Hoh Sus shoots Sugarfree at Weirdtalon.

"Mmmm....rabbits," Weirdtalon says, amused. 15:02, 15 October 2020 CaptainCape

It turns out Team Shesh recruited more members than just the ones I knew of. Some more people on the Shesh's side are CleverBot, the remaining Stellaris entities, and a lot more. 15:19, 15 October 2020 Chase McFly

Team Shesh also has a new set of allies: Members of the Andromedan Galactic Society of Constraint, from the Anti-Characters universe! 15:21, 15 October 2020 CaptainCape

Urdrreem fills a cannon with watermelons, while I microwave some ice cream to use as a weapon. 15:24, 15 October 2020 Chase McFly

I get a meat gun and begin using it to shoot at a practice dummy who is holding some waffles. 15:26, 15 October 2020 CaptainCape

'Am I a soldier or a weapon?' Sugarfree wonders.

'You're both!' Peruvian Spy Eagle says. Edited by CaptainCape    15:42, 15 October 2020 Chase McFly

Meanwhile, the waffles end up luring Baltic Boat. It turns out he loves waffles. 15:48, 15 October 2020 CaptainCape

'Yum! Waffles!' Baltic Boat says. 'Wait, why is everyone fighting? I thought we were going to the game.' 15:55, 15 October 2020 Chase McFly

"Short-term memory loss means three strikes and you're out!" I exclaim, shooting Ho-sis with a broccoli gun. 15:56, 15 October 2020 SirBenelux

"Remember, this is a free-for-all battle, that means anyone can fight anyone!" Announcer Bot says, as I fill up my Countryball Cannon with countrycake. Edited by SirBenelux    16:00, 15 October 2020 CaptainCape

'I love you!' Baltic Boat tells me after I launch ice cream at him. 'Do you want to be my boyfriend, Daniel? Hähähähähäh!' 16:07, 15 October 2020 Chase McFly

Ho-Sis revives and I continue throwing popcorn at his face. 16:20, 15 October 2020 SirBenelux

"Looks like the war is off to a great start. Specifically, Food War X." Announcer Bot says. Edited by SirBenelux    16:05, 16 October 2020 Chase McFly

SpongeBob decides to get some Pokey-Eyes involved in the conflict. 18:16, 15 October 2020 CaptainCape

Urdrreem, Epac and Nssaisas choose Team Shesh, while I, Qiucai and Ellaris choose Team Earth. 18:46, 15 October 2020 Chase McFly

This then leads to all of Gravildus joining the fight! Gravildus warlords arrive with bags of ayeef! 19:02, 15 October 2020 CaptainCape

A warlord throws the huge blue beef at SpongeBob, knocking him down. 19:15, 15 October 2020 Chase McFly

"He's not the enemy!" I try to convince the Pokey-Eyes. "The shesh is our enemy!" I throw normal toast with normal marmalade and coffee at the Shesh people. It's then then that I realize shesh monsters look like weird hairy giant crosses between Pokemon and lions. 19:24, 15 October 2020 CaptainCape

A Shesh monster that looks like a lion with a Pikachu face sends lighting bolts at bread, toasting it. It then throws some of the toast at the Gravildic warlords. 10:18, 16 October 2020 Chase McFly

Muscle Bread starts bombarding some soldiers with Turkey. 12:05, 16 October 2020 CaptainCape

There is a sausage rolling its eyes, but an old man with a car-shaped head grabs it and throws it at Muscle Bread! 13:18, 16 October 2020 Chase McFly

The old man is from Plastic Police Headquarters, a place in The Shesh. A British coin with a body named Napoleon is leading the old man and his soldiers in a Shesh Revolution, by burning boxes. I notice that like NES City, there is a district called Waterloo.. 13:25, 16 October 2020 CaptainCape

Some Shesh monsters are burning money for Marcus Cato, the king of the Shesh, and his parents. I roasts some marshmallows above the fire to use them as bullets. 13:38, 16 October 2020 Chase McFly

Cape’s marshmallows are snatched by Ho-oh. 13:42, 16 October 2020 CaptainCape

Ho-oh then launches the marshmallows from his beak like a machine gun, and hits various people. 14:57, 16 October 2020 SirBenelux

"Oof!" Announcer Bot says, as he watches a Roblox noob getting knocked out by Plankton with his black licorice gatling gun. "He did not just do that..." 14:59, 16 October 2020 Chase McFly

It turns out Plankton is now also working for The Shesh. 15:02, 16 October 2020 CaptainCape

Sir Greatness, Knight of the Nightlights, rides his celery griffin Weirdness into the battle. They are on Team Earth. 15:13, 16 October 2020 Chase McFly

I get shocked that Greatness and Weirdness were revived. Weirdtalon gets revenge on Weirdness for impersonating him and eats him. 15:17, 16 October 2020 CaptainCape

'Hey, that was my horse!' Greatness says. He grabs some of the marshmallows that were launched by Ho-oh and builds a new horse out of them: Weirdtwo. 15:31, 16 October 2020 Chase McFly

Food War X (as this is called) branches out into a court battle as well, since Greatness filed a lawsuit against Weirdtalon. 15:52, 16 October 2020 SirBenelux

Both people are innocent thanks to a jury member, Dennis Clark. Without further ado, the battle continues.

"Up next, Anti-SpongeBob vs. Sherlock Holmes!" Announcer Bot announces. 16:16, 16 October 2020 Chase McFly

Everyone gets mad at Announcer Bot, since he’s ignoring the actual people fighting on Teams Earth and Shesh. Baltic Boat’s best friend, a Shesh monster named Hungry, decides to pounce on Cape. 17:21, 16 October 2020 SirBenelux

"Oh, sorry, I should keep my mouth shut and focus on the battle." Announcer Bot says, and he then joins the fight between Anti-SpongeBob and Sherlock Holmes. 17:27, 16 October 2020 Chase McFly

Hoh Sus decides to visit his favorite restaurant growing up, Waterloo’s Shesh Pizza. 17:39, 16 October 2020 SirBenelux

Anti-SpongeBob is part of Team Shesh and Sherlock Holmes is part of Team Earth. Anti-SpongeBob uses blueberry bombs to take down Sherlock, but Sherlock calls upon his partner, Watson, to take down Anti-SpongeBob with a candy cane, which hit him in the heart. Edited by Chase McFly    17:51, 16 October 2020 Chase McFly

Meanwhile, Hoh Sus invites me along, explaining he's taking me on a "cultural Shesh tour". I begin to get suspicious with the way he looks at me and the free man food signs. 17:51, 16 October 2020 CaptainCape

There is a shop selling 'Normal, Shesh-Free Marmalade'. It looks suspiciously like Shesh Marmalde. 19:03, 16 October 2020 Chase McFly

There is also"'Fresly Buttered Humanly Sane Toast". I try it, but it causes me to be possessed. 19:05, 16 October 2020 CaptainCape

Meanwhile, Hungry fights Svo Sabin, an Icelandic computer programmer. Svo Sabin is using a baguette as a sword. 19:24, 16 October 2020 Chase McFly

Muscle Bread then replaces his sword, which scares Svo Sabin to death. 19:55, 16 October 2020 BalloonyFan6789 BalloonyFan6789

I am trying to fight with Blocky, but before I can shoot him with my ice cream gun, he eats me. Edited by BalloonyFan6789    04:47, 17 October 2020 CaptainCape

Muscle Bread starts wrestling with Hungry. Hoh Sus throws the Freshly Buttered Humanly Sane Toast at Michael Rosen. 09:52, 17 October 2020 Chase McFly

It turns out Blocky moved the Shesh too. Sugarfree returns and decides to give us a lesson on Shesh history. 11:37, 17 October 2020 CaptainCape

'It was a long time ago and the Shesh was divided in many tiny countries, when king Gaius Cato unified the countries of the Shesh and - '

'We're fighting a war here, mate!' I say while avoiding the mayonnaise from Aski's water gun. 13:04, 17 October 2020 Chase McFly

I then throw a platter of mayonnaise cakes and M&M grenades at some shesh monsters, who proceed to devour me. 13:06, 17 October 2020 CaptainCape

I manage to steal Aski's water gun with mayonnaise and shoot mayonnaise at the Shesh monsters. 13:21, 17 October 2020 Chase McFly

SpongeBob lands his Volkswagen Beetle on The Shesh, and takes the head off a dead Shesh monster corpse. He then asks for 3 people to go inside and see what's wrong with his vehicle, as it has been acting funny. 13:22, 17 October 2020 CaptainCape

These people are Rog, Proto and someone called King Guy. 13:38, 17 October 2020 Chase McFly

The car then explodes, with all of them inside. SpongeBob screams as fighters for Team Shesh begin using parts of his car in battle. 13:41, 17 October 2020 This reply has been removed CaptainCape

I grab a loose car door and swing it at some Shesh Monsters. 14:58, 17 October 2020 Chase McFly

Then, Hoh Sus and Weirdtalon, both somehow still alive, have a duel. 15:01, 17 October 2020 CaptainCape

Hoh Sus throws a jar of Shesh Marmalade at Weirdtalon, but the latter dodges it. 15:39, 17 October 2020 Chase McFly

Corny then returns, having restarted the Snowman virus, but in The Shesh this time. 15:53, 17 October 2020 CaptainCape

He throws a top hat filled with carrots infected with the Snowman Virus at the fighters. 16:11, 17 October 2020 Chase McFly

Hoh Sus kidnaps a bunch of people on Team NES and forces them to watch MHP films. 18:37, 17 October 2020 CaptainCape

The first one we watch is Cheese Wars IV: No More Hope. 18:47, 17 October 2020 Chase McFly

This of course gives Hoh Sus the idea to take all the people he kidnapped into space, and battle there...using cheese grenades! 19:03, 17 October 2020 CaptainCape

'Hey, that's not fair!' I say. 'We're supposed to battle on the Shesh!'

'Well, I declared this food war, so I get to decide the rules!' Hoh Sus says and he throws a cheese grenade at me. 10:11, 18 October 2020 Chase McFly

"He's got a point, we're not actually in Cheese Wars!" I attempt to goad members of Team Shesh to join our side. 11:59, 18 October 2020 BalloonyFan6789 BalloonyFan6789

I manage to get Blocky to vomit me out with a watermelon bomb. I then throw another one at him. 12:02, 18 October 2020 Chase McFly

I then gives Foury Plasma Pizza, which will keep Blocky away. But Blocky then fires an M&M grenade at me. 12:10, 18 October 2020 CaptainCape

I shiver at the sight of Foury's watermelon bombs, but I manage to deflect the M&M grenade with a lettuce shield. 12:44, 18 October 2020 Chase McFly

Then, Baltic Boat, Hungry, and other Shesh Monsters get mad and start doing crazy dances. They hate lettuce. 12:55, 18 October 2020 CaptainCape

'Come on, keep fighting!' a fish-headed alien soldier called G'Rrt Sh'Aash says as he tries to break my lettuce shield with a battle axe made out of chocolate. 13:29, 18 October 2020 Chase McFly

Suddenly, the lettuce and chocolate create a chemical reaction, meaning that everyone gets very cold in the Shesh. 13:43, 18 October 2020 CaptainCape

The Gravildic warlords hop into their spaceships and leave the Shesh, as they prefer hot temperatures. 19:32, 18 October 2020 Chase McFly

Gravildus begins imploding due to residue from The Shesh. 20:01, 18 October 2020 CaptainCape

'Is our planet being destroyed again?' some Pokey-Eyes sigh. The Pokey-Eyes return to the Shesh, and they buy some sweaters with images of food on them from a Food War X Gift Shop. 13:52, 19 October 2020 Chase McFly

Hoh Sus decides to light the Shesh’s Rodent Bakery on fire. 13:54, 19 October 2020 CaptainCape

Weirdtalon enters a number code on a telephone-like car. 'Is this Guayaa Shesh Pizzeria?' he asks. 'I'd like to order a dozen Shesh pizzas, extra aerodynamical and with sharp edges.' 14:52, 19 October 2020 Chase McFly

Weirdtalon receives his pizzas, and shoots at more Shesh creatures. Hoh Sus uses invisible bones to turn Weirdtalon into a mouse. 16:59, 19 October 2020 CaptainCape

The Queen of Ice, who owns the Guayaa Shesh Pizzeria, starts preparing a pizza to turn Weirdtalon into a griffin again. 19:15, 19 October 2020 Chase McFly

However, the pizza doesn't contain any Shesh Rock in it, so this causes even more Pokemon to join the Food War. 19:34, 19 October 2020 CaptainCape

The Queen of Ice throws some of the aerodynamical pizzas at the Pokémon, but it's not very effective. 13:06, 20 October 2020 Chase McFly

The Pokémon then eat the Queen of Ice and take a ride on Hungry and Baltic Boat to invade Earth. 13:54, 20 October 2020 SirBenelux

Then, DoodleBob creates a doodle meteor storm with his Magic Pencil, which hits Captain Man, Pain Killer, TVBob, Proto, and Accident-Prone Angus. The others quickly recovered from the storm, but TVBob was heavily impaled, so he is in the Shesh TV Repair Store and cannot compete in the war again until further notice. Edited by SirBenelux    14:28, 20 October 2020 Chase McFly

Hungry steals all the desserts on Earth so he can fight us with them. 14:55, 20 October 2020 CaptainCape

I find a Shesh Rock, coat it in some marmalade and throw it at Ho-Oh. It's super effective! 15:34, 20 October 2020 BalloonyFan6789 BalloonyFan6789

I am making watermelon bombs to use, then I hear someone saying "Why not use apples? They're better!" in an Australian accent. 16:26, 20 October 2020 Chase McFly

Hungry takes all the watermelons, and begins killing people with them. 18:56, 20 October 2020 CaptainCape

I run away and hide behind a wall of ice cream, but it falls apart as Hungry throws watermelon bombs at it. 19:22, 20 October 2020 Chase McFly

SpongeBob uses Air and Fire Patties, as well as the CARROT LAUNCHER, to kill Baltic Boat. However, Baltic has shapeshifting powers, and shapeshifted into Boiling, so SpongeBob is exiled to Venezuela and rendered unable to watch TV. 19:26, 20 October 2020 SirBenelux

SpongeBob is banned from the war until further notice.

Meanwhile, I use my Countryball Cannon to shoot some countrycake at Right Hand Man Reborn to damage its cybernetics, but I hit the original Right Hand Man. Another fight scene happens with Svo Sabin and Mr. Steelnerves.

"Your useless baguette sword is no match for my steel nerves." Mr. Steelnerves says. Muscle Bread then replaces Svo's sword again, but it doesn't scare him to death.

"Hah!" Svo taunts at Muscle Bread. "I overcame my fear of swords thanks to that reviving machine!"

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I direct Team NES to explode all the buildings in The Shesh, but we realize that's immoral. Instead, we shoot food grenades for the Shesh monsters to eat so they can be knocked out. 10:51, 21 October 2020 BalloonyFan6789 BalloonyFan6789

A Cuppar member called Steve Peglen starts throwing (literal) cherry bombs, one of which hits Hungry in the face. 11:03, 21 October 2020 Chase McFly

Klirork then decides to throw mousecake at any Cuppar members who join the Shesh side. 12:23, 21 October 2020 SirBenelux

While fighting Ice Bear, I use a shapeshifting collar to turn myself into a cucumber, in which Ice Bear freaks out an jumps away. Edited by SirBenelux    12:29, 21 October 2020 Chase McFly

It turns out Ice Bear joined the Shesh side too. Some inhabitants of Lanoka fly by the Shesh, and ask to join the conflict, since The Shesh is one of their major trading partners. 12:32, 21 October 2020 SirBenelux

The reason Ice Bear joined Team Shesh is because he is shown to be weird, as he speaks in the third person. Edited by SirBenelux    12:37, 21 October 2020 CaptainCape

An Amphibiman from Lanoka called WireTalone throws an ocean pie at Klirork. 13:53, 21 October 2020 Chase McFly

Klirork shoots the ocean pie with a fire cake, which causes a massive fireworks-like explosion. 16:01, 21 October 2020 CaptainCape

Some Lanokan traders watch the explosion from a distance, but then they join in on the fight and throw Lanokan Watermelon grenades. Lanokan Watermelons are like normal melons, but the inside is just water. 16:06, 21 October 2020 Chase McFly

Then, Hoh Sus decides to make an old family recipe, Everything Shesh Tacos. He knocks out Cape’s pets with them. 19:12, 21 October 2020 CaptainCape

I launch a blast of ice cream at Hoh Sus, but he dodges it easily. 19:23, 21 October 2020 Chase McFly

“Kinda nice to be the main antagonist,” Hoh Sus smiles, as he summons the Popcorn Bags to start attacking us. 19:25, 21 October 2020 SirBenelux

Muscle Bread from Breadwinners then gets mad at TPU Muscle Bread for stealing his name, so Breadwinners MB uses his Pectoral Punch (since Muscle Bread is made out of bread, the Pectoral Punch counts as a food attack) against TPU MB. Green Starry then dabs (since Isaac isn't here, we are free to use his characters), but is then shot by one of Freddy Fazbear's salt grenades. (Remember, this is a free-for-all battle, so anyone who is on a team can fight anyone who is on the same team as the first mentioned person) Edited by SirBenelux    06:39, 22 October 2020 Chase McFly

We get revenge on Breadwinners Muscle Bread by dangling several Bradwinners characters over a cliff, with cheese at the bottom. Edited by Chase McFly    10:42, 22 October 2020 SirBenelux

The cheese deals no harm to the Breadwinners characters. Meanwhile, we are sued for harming characters of a bad cartoon, which is illegal in the Shesh. 11:28, 22 October 2020 Chase McFly

Benelux is trapped in Shesh prison for the remainder of the part due to obsession with cartoon characters. (Do not change) 11:41, 22 October 2020 SirBenelux

Because of this, I am banned from the war for the remainder of the part, and the Shesh president legalizes harming characters of bad cartoons, and outlaws obsession with cartoon characters instead. 13:17, 22 October 2020 Chase McFly

The Popcorn Bags infiltrate a Shesh movie theater, but they don’t know Shesh monsters are allergic to popcorn. 13:52, 22 October 2020 CaptainCape

I throw a jar of Monster Jam at the Shesh monsters. The jam morphs into a dragon, scaring away some enemies. 13:55, 22 October 2020 Chase McFly

Meanwhile, Hoh Sus reveals he was responsible for the extinction of the dinosaurs, because now they’re feathered, quacking, and attacking us with Shesh Brownies. 14:54, 22 October 2020 CaptainCape

The Monster Jam dragon roars at the feathered dinosaurs, but they're not affected since they aren't Shesh monsters. 19:03, 22 October 2020 Chase McFly

I decide to eat Shesh brownies, and mutate into a Shesh monster. Now, I’ve joined the enemy. 19:07, 22 October 2020 CaptainCape

I run away and hide inside Klirork.

'What are you doing here?' the cat asks.

'Hiding from the Shesh monsters!'

'Like the other dozen people hiding in me?' 20:05, 22 October 2020 Chase McFly

It turns out Klirork has been eating people for free. I then see Mr. Free, who says he has devised a plan to defeat the Shest monsters. 20:20, 22 October 2020 CaptainCape

'We'll bomb them with FREEEE items from my store that sells FREEEE stuff, for FREEEE!' Mr. Free says excitedly. 'Feel FREEEE to start!' 10:30, 23 October 2020 Chase McFly

“But how can we get to your store?” I ask, pointing to Boiling, Vandaag, and their family barricading the way back to Earth. 12:56, 23 October 2020 CaptainCape

'Oh, that's easy,' Mr. Free says. 'I moved my store to the Shesh for FRE-'

'Will you shut up with the "free", please?!' I ask rather angrily. 'I'm trying to find a place to hide in this cat!'

'Okay then, I'll shut up for FREEEE!' 13:27, 23 October 2020 Chase McFly

Klirork then realizes we all count as food, and uses Foury as a weapon to hit Sugarfree, who is rampaging through Shesh City and killed Marcus Cato. 13:52, 23 October 2020 CaptainCape

'I AM NOW THE KING OF THE SHESH!' Hoh Sus yells, cackling madly. He then sips from a cup of purple whatryadoin. 14:46, 23 October 2020 Chase McFly

But this Whatryadoin causes Hoh Sus to mutate. His bird body grows much larger and his face becomes vampiric. He then blows up Gravildus. 14:54, 23 October 2020 CaptainCape

Fortunately, most Pokey-Eyes are still on the Shesh, buying sweaters from the Food War X Gift Shop. The shop's owner, Sir Expensive, becomes the richest person on the Shesh. 16:00, 23 October 2020 Chase McFly

Then Mr. Free buys the Food War X Gift Shop, and throws a goodie bag full of candy at Sir Expensive. 16:36, 23 October 2020 CaptainCape

As the fight between Sir Expensive and Mr. Free continues, I sneak into the Shesh Jail of Sheshiness and get Benelux and some other prisoners out of the prison. One of the other prisoners are Rhinoram and Hippoewe, who were also imprisoned in Space Country Jail during C7P6.

'How did you two end up in a prison again?' I ask as I pick the lock of their cell.

'I was just paying my taxes and "lending" food from Shesh monsters when the Shesh Police arrested me!' Rhinoram says. 19:11, 23 October 2020 SirBenelux

I am happy to be free out of the prison. Then, Felix White states a believable argument to make Hoh Sus legalize cartoon character obsession, and it works. Edited by Chase McFly    19:43, 23 October 2020 Chase McFly

I then am possessed by Marcus Cato and throw some Insane Toast with Shesh Marmalade at Witherwings, and he morphs into a cup of Whatryadoin. Clawhoof drinks the Whatryadoin and gets Shesh Disease. 19:45, 23 October 2020 CaptainCape

However, Hoh Sus still wants to ban stuff, so he bans drinking tea instead. 'Whatryadoin is superior in every way!' he says as he empties every cup of tea on the Shesh. 12:24, 24 October 2020 Chase McFly

Some Shesh Monsters realize the Food War is perfect for a Revolution against Hoh Sus, and attempt to turn Food War X into that. 12:27, 24 October 2020 CaptainCape

Napoleon (the British coin with a human body) and his soldiers start fighting Team Shesh. The old man with a car-shaped head whacks Ho sss with his cane. 13:32, 24 October 2020 Chase McFly

The old man with the car-shaped head is revealed to be named Carter Volkswagen. Carter also has trained against Shesh Monsters for millennia due to how old he is, so he makes Ho sss disintegrate. This makes Soloh and their son Renoram sad. 13:44, 24 October 2020 CaptainCape

Carter's parents, Mrs. Escapin and Mr. Bedava, who are even older than Carter himself, show up in a carriage pulled by six hippogriffs. 'Good job, son!' Bedava says. 15:36, 24 October 2020 Chase McFly

A werebread wearing a hattogriff on his head named Sesha Soloch arrives, and asks if he can join the war. To prove his worth, he throws the hattogriff like a boomerang. It knocks out a row of Shesh monsters, before bouncing back to him. Sesha takes a bite out of it. 16:03, 24 October 2020 CaptainCape

'Hey, could I join the battle too?' a Shesh monster called Bodbe Hosotorf (also known as Hedrigo) asks. He is part of the Revolution against Hoh Sus. Sesha Soloch nods. 18:49, 24 October 2020 Chase McFly

Then, little battles begin popping up all over The Shesh, each person has their own food item to throw at an opponent. 18:52, 24 October 2020 CaptainCape

Sesha fills his hattogriff with M&M grenades, while Hedrigo cleans his carrot spear. 19:55, 24 October 2020 Chase McFly

I throw some plasma pizza at some more Pokémon, who have joined the Shesh side. 12:18, 25 October 2020 CaptainCape

Thrwk, the martial arts teacher from Escape from Ho-Sis who has joined Team Earth, fights Venusaur, one of the many Pokémon that joined Team Shesh. 13:49, 25 October 2020 Chase McFly

Car, Zeus, and Frank appear, as they all exist in real life, just like Ho-Sis. They go to war with Klirork over pokemon, which they like eating. 13:52, 25 October 2020 CaptainCape

'Prove it!' Klirork tells them. Frank grabs the Venusaur and eats it. 'Yum, tastes like lettuce!' he says. 14:19, 25 October 2020 SirBenelux

To sort out the conflict between teams, it is decided that all the good people should be in Team Earth, while all the evil people should be in Team Shesh, with the exception of the good people that joined Team Shesh, and vice versa. Meanwhile, I fight Doodlebob in a part of the battlefield that looks like Conch Street. 15:39, 25 October 2020 Chase McFly

Then Michael Rosen blows up all the volcanoes on the Shesh, mutating him into a shesh monster (because they are filled with Shesh Marmalade, not lava.) He then starts setting people on fire. I take note of how all the bodies of "water" on The Shesh actually contain plasma. 15:48, 25 October 2020 CaptainCape

Car, Zeus and Frank eat more Pokémon while Thrwk fights the mutated Michael Rosen with a sharpened carrot. 16:14, 25 October 2020 Views06 Views06

Then I return, hated as ever. I come with my family Happa and Eon as well. Edited by Views06    05:05, 5 November 2020 BalloonyFan6789 BalloonyFan6789

Blocky tries to throw an M&M grenade at Views,  I use a peanut shield to deflect it.

"No one hurts my friends!" I say. 20:34, 25 October 2020 Views06 Views06

I then meet Homer Simpson, and learn that these past 7 parts he has been pretending to be me. I thank him for filling in my role, while I was in a coma.

It turns out, I was gone for so long because a being named the Lock NES Monster kidnapped me. 20:44, 25 October 2020 Chase McFly

Happa decides to join the fight too, and they shoot wallaby meat grenades at some more Shesh mutants. I then get a call on my phone to come back to Earth immediately. 21:16, 25 October 2020 Views06 Views06

Then, a sentient sycamore seed shows up. 22:48, 25 October 2020 Chase McFly

The sycamore seed decides to join Team Shesh. He starts baking a cake to poison members of Team NES. 22:52, 25 October 2020 Views06 Views06

I time travel to the year... 23:44, 25 October 2020 Chase McFly

1984. Views is attempting to eliminate the Cato dynasty, hoping to give us an upper hand in the Food War. 00:22, 26 October 2020 Views06 Views06

But I get captured by an iPhone 03:10, 26 October 2020 SirBenelux

It turns out that the iPhone went back in time to 1984 too. 10:09, 26 October 2020 CaptainCape

The iPhone is also one of Hoh Sus' bodyguards. Another of his time-traveling bodyguards is Philips the living microwave. 11:16, 26 October 2020 Chase McFly

Philips asks Views if he wants to feel toasty, and begins generating an endless supply of toast. He leaves the toast in front of Views, before taking off to drag Cape back to Earth. 11:41, 26 October 2020 CaptainCape

Meanwhile, Hoh Sus is learning the history of food in a museum called the Magic Hut. He finds out about the famous sword called the Excaliburrito, which is stuck in a large jar of marmalade. 13:53, 26 October 2020 Chase McFly

The Weaboo Warriors then return and Krabs the Warrior pulls out the sword. This makes Hoh Sus mad. 14:41, 26 October 2020 SirBenelux

However, another sword called the Excaliburger appears, which is in Dora the Warrior's possesion. 15:35, 26 October 2020 Views06 Views06

Then, everybody turned into carrots. 16:32, 26 October 2020 CaptainCape

Since we all count as food now, we start fighting each other with each other until I manage to turn us back into ourselves. 17:06, 26 October 2020 Chase McFly

Then Buster Bunny (from the ACU) appears. His secret identity is called “Wildcarrot”, so we summoned him. He reveals there is still a multiverse. Buster gets so caught up in what he’s saying, he doesn’t notice Hoh Sus’ ship taking me and Cape back to the Shesh. 17:12, 26 October 2020 Views06 Views06

The Sausage Party Sausages show up, ready for battle. 18:58, 26 October 2020 Chase McFly

They start firing the bodies of dead weaboo warriors at more Shesh monsters. 19:01, 26 October 2020 SirBenelux

"'Kay, this battle just got weird." I say. Then, Proto uses his tomato catapult to attack Eugene Evil. Krabs. 19:27, 26 October 2020 Chase McFly

The Krabses have joined Team Shesh too! Hoh Sus decides to steal food from every restaurant to make all of us explode. 19:34, 26 October 2020 CaptainCape

Hoh SS Nsisas, one of Hoh Sus' friends, turns the Word of the Word into a net to capture people from Team Earth. 19:45, 26 October 2020 Chase McFly

I then grab a shovel and look to see what kind of minerals they have in The Shesh. 19:52, 26 October 2020 BalloonyFan6789 BalloonyFan6789

Sven Svensson sees Chase holding a shovel, and asks him: "What do you want with that? Will you use it as a weapon or something? I'm pretty sure only food weapons are allowed." 20:00, 26 October 2020 SirBenelux

"I'm just using it to dig up Shesh minerals." Chase says.

"Oh, then, carry on." Sven says, before throwing orange grenades at some Team Earth members, including Mavnol333. Edited by SirBenelux    20:02, 26 October 2020 CaptainCape

There don't seem to be any minerals, but Chase finds a plastic cone. The Cone Cheese Spaniel, which is Hoh SS Nsisas' pet, takes the cone to his owner. 20:08, 26 October 2020 Chase McFly

Curlyfeather mistakes the Cone Cheese Spaniel for food and uses it to fight Plankton, who has joined Team Shesh. Since throwing pets is a criminal offense in The Shesh, Curlyfeather goes to jail. 20:12, 26 October 2020 SirBenelux

Then, Taoru Otto, a Japanese god, shoots coffee at many Anti-Characters, which makes Foop retaliate by shooting Babushka cheese at Taoru, which makes him crazy. Taoru is then given a penalty for going crazy around the battlefield. 20:18, 26 October 2020 CaptainCape

Curlyfeather sees Rhinoram and Hippoewe in Another Shesh Jail, where he is imprisoned. 'And what are you two in here for?' Curlyfeather asks.

'We were just paying our taxes when - '

'Do you two, like, live in jails or something?'

'In fact, we do!' Rhinoram says. 'We move from jail to jail to find out where we should commit crimes.' 20:19, 26 October 2020 SirBenelux

Meanwhile, Yvonne Orangefish studies Babushka cheese in her lab in Food War Hotel, which is near the battlefield. Speaking of cheese, Cheese Crocker's long lost human brother Denzel Crocker arrives and joins Team Earth. Cheese Crocker is surprised by this. Edited by SirBenelux    20:26, 26 October 2020 Views06 Views06

Blue CheeseCrocker shows up, trying to check up on NES. (because it was all his idea) And he gets eaten by Pink CheeseCrocker. The Sausage Party Sausages scream "They're eating children! ####ing children!" at her. 20:29, 26 October 2020 SirBenelux

However, I restore Blue CC using the Matter Generator. "Not cool, Pinky!" I say to Pink CC. 20:31, 26 October 2020 CaptainCape

'But I'm hungry! And all the food is being used in the war!' Pink CC complains. 20:32, 26 October 2020 SirBenelux

"Here, have a sandwich." I say, as I shove a Sir Benelux's Sandwich State sandwich down Pink CC's throat. 20:32, 26 October 2020 Views06 Views06

Grumpy Old Benelux shows up and tells Benelux to get back to making pasta at the Beneria restaurant in Manhattan. 20:33, 26 October 2020 SirBenelux

Unfortunately, that was Elmo Lenny who works at Beneria. The real Benelux's page is here.

"No worries, I can handle this!" Elmo Lenny says, as he builds a Beneria stand at the Food War Food Court. 20:35, 26 October 2020 Views06 Views06

Sausage Party Sausages visit the Beneria. 20:36, 26 October 2020 SirBenelux

"I want spaghetti and meatballs!" one of the sausages says. Elmo Lenny then prepares spaghetti and meatballs and gives it to the sausage. There are other food courts in the Food War Food Court, such as Krusty Krab, Target Cafe, Sir Benelux's Sandwich State, Shesh Kebabbery, Mesa a la Pizza, Ghetto Spaghetto, Snacks from Cyberspace, and much more. Ghetto Spaghetto is doing a much better job than Beneria. 20:44, 26 October 2020 Views06 Views06

The Sausage Party Sausages find out that the spaghetti and meatballs are sentient and kill Elmo Lenny, and decide to kill SirBenelux next. 20:46, 26 October 2020 SirBenelux

I then teleport straight back into the battlefield, and after that, I launch a soda missile at the sausages, causing the sausages to go into battle, then they join Team Shesh. Edited by SirBenelux    20:49, 26 October 2020 Views06 Views06

I ask what all the teams are 20:49, 26 October 2020 SirBenelux

"You see, Views, Team Shesh is for bad guys and Shesh people, while Team Earth is for good guys and other people in the multiverse." I explain to Views. 20:51, 26 October 2020 Views06 Views06

"Oh." I say. Then, the sausages find Benelux, and use a rope to twist him so he chokes. They get another rope, and twist him another way, and Benelux explodes into a bunch of blood and guts. They take Benelux's brain, and put it in a jar for later cruel experiments. 21:01, 26 October 2020 Chase McFly

I am suddenly reminded of the evil Cheese Roxtheworld from Cheese World. I take the eyes from the version of Benelux she killed, and use them to revive Benelux. 21:18, 26 October 2020 Views06 Views06

The Sausage Party Sausages find out Chase has recovered Benelux and add him to their kill list. 22:00, 26 October 2020 Chase McFly

As a means of torturing Cape, Hoh Sus reveals he's Cape from the future. 22:29, 26 October 2020 SirBenelux

To prevent further incidents, a Shesh monster eats, chews up, swallows, digests, and poops out (in the Shesh Dump) the Sausage Party Sausages. Edited by SirBenelux    15:53, 27 October 2020 BalloonyFan6789 BalloonyFan6789

Henry Stickmin tries to distract the Shesh monster with the Distraction Dance. 10:15, 27 October 2020 CaptainCape

It works, and dozens of other Shesh monsters start doing the Distraction Dance too. Meanwhile, Hoh Sus is still trying to convince me that he's me from the future.

'What's my family doing in the future?' I ask him sceptically.

'Your brother Epac is... uhhh... selling electronics! And Pace is in prison!'

'Yeah, right. As if Pace would ever commit a crime.' 11:21, 27 October 2020 Chase McFly

Hoh Sus grabs a watermelon and shoves it into Cape’s mouth. It makes him shapeshift into Hoh Sus. 11:44, 27 October 2020 CaptainCape

Hoh Sus then shapeshifts into the original me, to make sure nobody becomes suspicious. 14:16, 27 October 2020 Chase McFly

Hoh Sus then feeds me some watermelons and I get confused and think Cape conquered his fear. Hoh Sus then recruits the people from his old school, Sheshwarts School of Shesh Food and Wizardry, to join the Food War. 14:18, 27 October 2020 CaptainCape

Ronald Sheshley and Hoh-Sisone Granshesh, two students at the school, join the war on the Shesh's side. 'It's whatrya-DO-ing, not whatr-YA-doing!' Hoh-Sisone tells Ronald. 14:31, 27 October 2020 Chase McFly

Then some Shesh monsters wipe Bikini Bottom from existence. It gets replaced by a terrible Shesh version, as Team Shesh wants the advantage. 14:41, 27 October 2020 CaptainCape

The Krusty Krab (which was turned into the Krispy Ho-Oh) now serves Pokémony Patties. They look completely different from Krabby Patties. 14:47, 27 October 2020 Views06 Views06

I time travel a second time to the year 1984, this time with a bucket of water to kill The iPhone if they show up. 15:10, 27 October 2020 Chase McFly

The bucket of water belonged to Hoh Sus though, so he bans time-travel. 15:32, 27 October 2020 Views06 Views06

And I get stuck in a time rift.

(Don't change this, I have plans for later) 15:35, 27 October 2020 SirBenelux

Meanwhile, TVBob has been repaired and is now fully operational. "Who wants some Sublime cheese?" TVBob says, followed by a laugh track. "It's filled with juicy limes, and is usually prepared as a sub-dish, cause it's sublime. (laugh track)"

"Why do I even bother..." Denzel says, being annoyed by the bad jokes, so he decides to fight Eugene D. Krabs, who is quite dumb. Edited by SirBenelux    15:43, 27 October 2020 Views06 Views06

The Sausage Party characters revive, and they just so happen to revive next to Chase. They kill him, and add his lungs to their collection of victims' organs.

Chase is revived at his recovery center on Enceladus, and he returns to Earth. 15:50, 27 October 2020 SirBenelux

However, he comes back to the Shesh, since Food War X is held in the Shesh. 15:54, 27 October 2020 Views06 Views06

Chase McFly meets a woman named Chase McFly. 15:58, 27 October 2020 SirBenelux

Male Chase gets mad at Female Chase for stealing his name, so Mr. Superdudes vaporizes Female Chase with his superpowers. 15:59, 27 October 2020 Views06 Views06

Sir Benelux (female) shows up. 16:00, 27 October 2020 BalloonyFan6789 BalloonyFan6789

I make a car entirely out of Shesh food, and use Whatryadoin as fuel. To my surprise, it works... until I crash into a statue of Hoh-Sis. I survive, but I am badly injured. 16:07, 27 October 2020 Views06 Views06

The Sausage Party Sausages show up, and cut off Foury's limbs. They then multiply them by 0 using Eugene 0. Krabs. 16:15, 27 October 2020 Chase McFly

Foury’s limbs are used by more Shesh monsters to fight more members of Team Earth. Cape and I decide to infiltrate Shesh Castle. 17:11, 27 October 2020 BalloonyFan6789 BalloonyFan6789

Meanwhile, a Cuppar member called Charlie A. Bysmal joins Team Earth. 17:14, 27 October 2020 Chase McFly

Charlie decides to help scour Shesh Castle with Cape and me. 17:53, 27 October 2020 Views06 Views06

🍐 shows up, wondering why everyone isn't a carrot. 18:07, 27 October 2020 SirBenelux

Mario then stomps on :pear:, which leads to Fontman creating a font, in which the letters are just pear emojis, and shoots them at me. However, they are blocked by Stop sign from Windows 1337. 18:28, 27 October 2020 Views06 Views06

Mario then stomps on Sir Benelux 18:44, 27 October 2020 BalloonyFan6789 BalloonyFan6789

I get recovered in a hospital room. It turns out I'm still badly injured after I crashed my car. I find out that Sven Svensson is also in the hospital, because he got hit on the head with a giant candy cane. 18:46, 27 October 2020 SirBenelux

I then get recovered from the stomp quickly and convince Views to call me Benelux. Then, Bowser throws marmalade cupcakes at Klirork, causing Klirork to get mad and eat Bowser. 18:54, 27 October 2020 Chase McFly

Then I decide we can dress as Shesh creatures to take them down. 19:41, 27 October 2020 BalloonyFan6789 BalloonyFan6789

I return from the hospital, and ask Chase about how he thinks we can defeat the Shesh creatures. 19:50, 27 October 2020 CaptainCape

We steal some of Team Shesh's weapons. One of the weapons we steal is a device to turn people into mosquitoes. 19:59, 27 October 2020 Chase McFly

I respond by disguising Foury as a Shesh being. Suddenly, Hoh Sus reappears, dangling Muscle Bread over a lava pit. Hoh Sus then vomits out a huge pile of candy, which Shesh creatures vomit. The vomit gets on Cape, and he mutates into a Candy Shesh monster. This alerts the citizens of Chocolate Mars. 20:00, 27 October 2020 CaptainCape

The others run to Frenzy Square, the square where the Shesh courthouse is. They meet a strange person called Nutoka. 'I am the master of the nuts! I speak for the nuts,' Nutoka says. 'And the nuts says that it won't work, but it won't work!' 20:09, 27 October 2020 Chase McFly

It turns out the Shesh people hate nuts! Any nuts are thrown into the neurotic trough. They hate peanuts the most, even though they aren't technically nuts. 21:07, 27 October 2020 Views06 Views06

Then, a team of Pokey-Noses land on Earth and join Team Earth. 21:44, 27 October 2020 Chase McFly

Pokey-Noses receive their name because they are basically Pokey-Eyes shaped like noses. They are also made of DNA like nuts, which makes Shesh creatures, Pokemon, and lions very neurotic. 21:52, 27 October 2020 Views06 Views06

While Cape isn't looking, the sausages come and snap off his beak. Luckily, Benelux's matter generator recreates it.

Female Chase McFly greets the Pokey-Noses. 21:54, 27 October 2020 Chase McFly

I begin throwing nuts at members of Team Shesh, causing them to dissipate into thin air. Hoh Sus doesn't like this, so he opens a portal to the new Anti-Characters universe, where the inhabitants of Bongu get deposited, including Cape's new anti counterpart, who is 20 years older than him and wears a feathered cap. 23:01, 27 October 2020 SirBenelux

Then, the Sausage Party Sausages go crazy and kill everyone in the multiverse.

THE END

"Shut the hell up. Besides, we aren't doing that, you dummies." Koopsers says, before being killed by the sausages. Meanwhile... 10:15, 28 October 2020 Chase McFly

ACU Cape steals all the nuts I had, since they’re his favorite snack. But luckily he uses them to fight more enemies. 11:13, 28 October 2020 SirBenelux

Koopsers is then revived by the Matter Generator, and then burps for no reason.

"No burping in the halls!" Principal of the Thing says, before being hit by MagicSponge123's lollipop mallet. 12:06, 28 October 2020 Chase McFly

All the CheeseCrockers return, remembering the first time Squidward had Shesh Disease. Unfortunately, Red CheeseCrocker is also back and joins Team Shesh. 12:51, 28 October 2020 CaptainCape

I throw Red CheeseCrocker into a computer.

'Don't throw Red CheeseCrocker into computer,' Michael Rosen says. 13:49, 28 October 2020 Views06 Views06

The Sausage Party Sausages decide on their last victim...

Klirork. They suit up with oxygen tanks, and go to the hell dimension trough a portal. They find Klirork, and rip out both of his eyes.

Meanwhile on The Shesh... Edited by Chase McFly    15:20, 28 October 2020 SirBenelux

Rocko is scared of eyeless Klirork, and walks into a glass pane. Then, to prevent further cringe, Klirork's eyes are regenerated. Edited by Chase McFly    15:23, 28 October 2020 Views06 Views06

We send him back to hell. Donald Trump shows up. 15:19, 28 October 2020 Chase McFly

Hoh Sus murders Donald Trump with shesh marmalade, and then goes to recruit Lanokans. 15:23, 28 October 2020 CaptainCape

I approach a Lanokan farmer 'Hey, could you join  - '

'Shut up! We're plowing the land, we're not doing anything else!' the farmer snaps. 15:46, 28 October 2020 Views06 Views06

Benelux convinces Plankton to switch to Team Earth, and he does. 15:52, 28 October 2020 SirBenelux

The way I convinced him to switch is I used an enemy conversion tactic "Wololo". After seeing this, Patrick decides that he needs to eat more crabs and eats all the crabs from the Crust Station stand at the food court. 15:59, 28 October 2020 Views06 Views06

He eats Eugene 0. Krabs as well. 16:00, 28 October 2020 CaptainCape

Plankton attacks a few people on Team Shesh with his black licorice gatling gun. Some Ungrits at a summer party seem to judge the victims. 16:05, 28 October 2020 Views06 Views06

Craptain Cape shows up and argues that he is the most earthy alien and should be on Team Earth. 16:06, 28 October 2020 BalloonyFan6789 BalloonyFan6789

Sven Svensson then points his gun at Patrick, modified to shoot meatballs instead of bullets. 16:07, 28 October 2020 CaptainCape

'Hey, I'm the most earthy alien, I've been on Earth since I was twenty!' I say. 'Have you abandoned your family to move to that one place where you truly belong? Have you worked in a Hawaiian-Russion fusion restaurant before being in an accident involving a heavy box of keyboards? Have you saved the multiverse?'

'In fact, I did,' Craptain Cape says. Edited by CaptainCape    16:12, 28 October 2020 This reply has been removed Chase McFly

It is revealed that he is in fact in disguise, and is really a Treemendous named Dr. Rock. Since treemendouses are made of Earth trees, that is why he is earthy. Dr. Rock had many of the same experiences as Cape, and helps defeat more Shesh creatures with his ice cream powers. 16:33, 28 October 2020 Views06 Views06

The real Craptain Cape shows up, and joins team Earth. 17:10, 28 October 2020 BalloonyFan6789 BalloonyFan6789

Dr What, a Shesh monster who claims himself to be German, and even speaks with a German accent (that sounds fake), tries to use justice while fighting Plankton. 17:32, 28 October 2020 Views06 Views06

Michael Rosen uses his Super Munchy Move to attack Team Shesh. Edited by Views06    17:35, 28 October 2020 Chase McFly

Dr. Kim, who never knows who to answer to, says weird riddles while feeding Boiling and Vandaag explosives. Edited by Chase McFly    17:57, 28 October 2020 Views06 Views06

Dick Rama shows up, and takes Rocko's place for this part. 18:16, 28 October 2020 Chase McFly

Then, Anti-Views is revealed to have been living in The Shesh of the NES universe ever since the original ACU was destroyed. He caught a bunch of EvilBob’s antimatter in a jar and turned it into a creature called the Lock NES Monster. After settling here, the LNM resurrected Views and kidnapped him. 18:54, 28 October 2020 Views06 Views06

Meanwhile in the present, the sausages use the body parts and organs they had been collecting earlier, to create a monster.

For the main body, they use a ham, and they give it... Chase's hardy human lungs, so it can breathe. Benelux's brain (with his memories removed), which is only capable of seeing the worst in people. Cape's dangerous alien beak squished into a flat mouth. Klirork's eyes with great eyesight. Foury's limbs, which hold omnipotent power.

They bring it to life, and it becomes the deadly Monstro Presunto. It joins Team Shesh, and becomes their deadliest member yet. Monstro presunto 02:26, 29 October 2020 BalloonyFan6789 BalloonyFan6789

I am then captured by Sven Svensson and taken to a Toppat base on the Shesh. 09:03, 29 October 2020 Chase McFly

The CheeseCrockers make me a fresh set of lungs and Cape a new mouth. Then, we decide to do a callback to the Target vs. Arby’s war, as I go cook a nut pizza in one of Views’ plasma ovens, which will hopefully take down Team Shesh. 14:00, 29 October 2020 CaptainCape

'What's going on?' a Treemendous called Dr. What asks.

'We're fighting a war using food!' I reply while preparing some Pokey Patties.

'WHAT?!' Dr. What exclaims. 14:26, 29 October 2020 Chase McFly

Dr. What has since taken up residence in the former Target Diner. He also decides to join us, using cheese boomerangs Zacker loned him. 14:30, 29 October 2020 Views06 Views06

Monstro Presunto attacks Team Earth. Benelux tries to kill him instantly (like every antagonist), but fails, and is killed. 14:47, 29 October 2020 CaptainCape

Meanwhile, Urdrreem realizes that she can use her ENORE_ERONE as a boomerang too when she looks at the candy bar's shape. 14:55, 29 October 2020 Chase McFly

Urdrreem hits Sven Svensson with the Enore-Erone, which causes him to start necromancing and killing mice. He also spits one or two of the sour beans in the Enore-Erone out. 15:27, 29 October 2020 Views06 Views06

A sentient Enore-Erone shows up. 15:49, 29 October 2020 Chase McFly

It turns out Vul put a sentience spell on the candy bar’s nouugatro. I use some nouugatro to poison members of Team Shesh. 16:00, 29 October 2020 CaptainCape

I try developing a cure for the effects of ENORE_ERONE, but I need someone to test it on. The person who volunteers is... 16:38, 29 October 2020 Chase McFly

Dr. What. Dr. What says his brother Dr. Who is among the last residents of the old Bikini Bottom. He also lives in the city’s last mansion and last well-developed neighborhood. 16:41, 29 October 2020 Views06 Views06

Monstro Presunto attacks Chase and Cape. 16:55, 29 October 2020 Chase McFly

I manage to fend him off with Enore-Erone, then start digging in The Shesh. I find some rare cool minerals, and put them in my pocket. 16:57, 29 October 2020 CaptainCape

The cure works! We cure the people on Team Earth who were affected by the ENORE_ERONE. (but we happen to coincidentally forget about the poisoned people on Team Shesh) 17:10, 29 October 2020 Chase McFly

I find a spaceship and take it back to Earth. When I dump out the minerals though, all the land on the planet turns black, and all the water turns into plasma. 18:10, 29 October 2020 CaptainCape

It turns out one of the minerals is Whatryadoinum, a mineral that makes anything it touches turn into Shesh stuff. 20:01, 29 October 2020 Views06 Views06

Luckily, 2007 shows up and saves everyone on Earth, by putting them into the NES Revolution, and taking them to Chocolate Mars. 20:38, 29 October 2020 Chase McFly

The people of Chocolate Mars (including the weird giant alien shark) join the Food War, firing chocolate syrup rain and cookie dirt at The Shesh. 20:56, 29 October 2020 Views06 Views06

Monstro Presunto goes mad, and drills through the center of Chocolate Mars. 01:40, 30 October 2020 SirBenelux

The NES Council, annoyed by my idiotic behavior on NES and constant killing of NES antagonists, tries to make me permanently dead and unrecoverable by any recovery center, but Felix White bribes the Council and then the Council changes its mind, and revives me.

(Please do not change this) Edited by SirBenelux    10:14, 30 October 2020 Chase McFly

With Chocolate Mars destroyed, we imprison Monstro Presunto. 11:18, 30 October 2020 CaptainCape

Monstro Presunto starts talking in a language spoken only by some monsters: munster speak. One of the guards, Kapetanski 'Nametka' Kaperijanski, is so impressed by the munster speak that he releases Monstro Presunto. 13:33, 30 October 2020 RockoRama RockoRama Bang

Caddicarus made phone explodes A phone shop opens out of nowhere, quite literally coming out of the ground, which many Team Shesh members promptly run into to be the first to get technology for the Food War, but it's a trap and Caddicarus cause for the phones explode! Edited by RockoRama    13:46, 30 October 2020 Chase McFly

Caddicarus phones actually used to be quite common in The Shesh long ago. Urdrreem uses her mobile phone encoder to take other Team Shesh members to safety. 13:56, 30 October 2020 CaptainCape

'Reminds me of the iKapa prototype,' I say as I watch the explosion from a distance. 'It would explode at random times too! Does anyone know how often iPhones do that?' 14:10, 30 October 2020 KKirby KKirby

The location that Team Shesh was transferred to happens to be a dark warehouse. Once the lights are located, the room is illuminated to show walls lined with a large collection of... 14:11, 30 October 2020 CaptainCape

...mobile phone encoders! Tiny, useless devices that turn mobile phones into an unusable mess. 14:13, 30 October 2020 Chase McFly

Currently, members of Team Shesh are inside of the mobile phone encoders. The encoders begin leaking watermelons. The watermelons are sentient and get on horses, shooting M&M guns everywhere in The Shesh. 14:22, 30 October 2020 RockoRama RockoRama

"What are they even doing inside the mobile phone encoders?" Dr. What asks, "they're tiny!"

A very big man steps out of the darkness. "I'm sorry did you want something?" he asks.

"Yes," Dr. What adds, "what is it about mobile phone encoders, that means Team Shesh can get into them, if they're so tiny?"

"Oh, sorry, I must've misheard you then," the big man says. "My name is Tiny."

"WHAT," Dr. What responds. 14:33, 30 October 2020 Chase McFly

Tiny decides to empty out the Mobile Phone Encoders, but it’s so dark, he doesn’t see the Shesh monsters latching onto him to steal his food. Meanwhile, the cowmelons decide to attack some of our allies. 15:04, 30 October 2020 Views06 Views06

2007 donates every member of Team Earth a mobile phone, which can be used to... 16:17, 30 October 2020 CaptainCape

...visit teamshesh.shesh, the website that lists a lot of Team Shesh's members for some reason. Some of the team's members are a group of cute little girls who are called Martine, Tiny, Zana, Debbie, Margrét, Martini, Mimmi, Maia, Andreea, Steffi, Petra, Anita and Carolina. They all speak different languages. 16:22, 30 October 2020 Views06 Views06

Petra speaks Hungarian, so Foury communicates with her. Chase looks for one that speaks English. 16:29, 30 October 2020 Chase McFly

Of course, “cute” has a different meaning on The Shesh. It means they carry chainsaws. And the girls are Shesh monsters. They use the chainsaws on Sonic. 16:30, 30 October 2020 BalloonyFan6789 BalloonyFan6789

The website also has a shop that sells Shesh weapons. I decide to buy a Shesh chainsaw, to fight fire with fire. 16:30, 30 October 2020 Chase McFly

I find a Shesh monster named Teenager who speaks English. However, she wants to be put back inside the phone encoders. I do it and get as far away from there as possible, deciding to look for more nouugatro deposits. 16:34, 30 October 2020 CaptainCape

However, Shesh chainsaws (also called chainsheshes) require a special password to activate.

'Is it Shesh?' Foury asks.

'Password incorrect,' a robotic voice from the chainshesh says.

'Hoh Sis?'

'Password incorrect.'

'Sus?'

'Password incorrect.'

'Password?'

'Password incredibly dumb. Also incorrect.' 16:36, 30 October 2020 Chase McFly

Foury says “Incredibly dumb”, which surprisingly works. She gets a Shesh chainsaw and fights some more Team Shesh members. 16:43, 30 October 2020 BalloonyFan6789 BalloonyFan6789

Meanwhile, Henry Stickmin is trying to hack into every TV on the Shesh to play the music video of "Everything Is Wrong" by The Epic Fails, so he can distract Team Shesh without dancing. 16:44, 30 October 2020 Chase McFly

The cowmelons devour the last of the Shesh pizza, before loading the civilians into a safety pod. They then generate numerous pizzas towards Team Earth. 17:02, 30 October 2020 Views06 Views06

Monstro Presunto begins destroying the moon, which causes an earthquake in Bikini Bottom. 19:09, 30 October 2020 Chase McFly

Unfortunately, since we’re still on The Shesh, we don’t know this is happening. The Cowmelons decide to join forces with Monstro Presunto. 19:47, 30 October 2020 Views06 Views06

Mr. Delicious shows up in Bikini Bottom, hoping to open up a Rax restaurant next to the Krusty Krab. He does, and the food there is so bad it becomes a dangerous weapon of the Food War. 21:28, 30 October 2020 Chase McFly

The Bikini Bottomites joining Team Earth end up giving us an advantage. Cape uses his ice cream powers, while I decide to call this war Food War X and the Food War formerly called Food War X should be Food War 10. 21:56, 30 October 2020 SirBenelux

I then decide to revive this part because no one has replied for 17 hours. 15:14, 31 October 2020 Views06 Views06

Joke appears, trying not to fall asleep. 15:16, 31 October 2020 SirBenelux

"I've been dying for this sleep." Joke says, then he falls asleep and we all go into his dream.

"Well that's something new--" Squidward says, before being interruped by Mark Sabine saying "Newwwwwwwwwwwwww". 15:20, 31 October 2020 Chase McFly

I decide that since this is a shared dream sequence again, we should see if the Team Shesh members are in here, and kill them here so they think they’re dead in the real world. 16:13, 31 October 2020 CaptainCape

John Finnemore pops up and -

'Don't throw overused character into computer,' Michael Rosen says after I have done that.

'Sorry, I couldn't help it,' I say. 16:30, 31 October 2020 Chase McFly

Things in the dream begin getting scary for all of us. Epac dangles Cape over a pit of lava, Shrjork destroys his griffin farm in front of him, and Creepy Cape stuffs watermelons down his throat. 17:04, 31 October 2020 CaptainCape

I try to punch Epac, but he dodges my punches with ease. 'Never really liked your running gag anyways,' he says, before sprouting a second pair of arms. He starts throwing TVs at me while still dangling me over lava. 17:13, 31 October 2020 Chase McFly

I find myself forced to do combat with Views in the dream. I try to snap out of it, screaming "I scream!" This of course causes Cape's powers to trigger, meaning there is a lot of ice cream. Unfortunately, we're in Joke's head physically, so Cape's ice cream powers explode Joke and we are freed from the dream. 17:17, 31 October 2020 BalloonyFan6789 BalloonyFan6789

Then, to my surprise, I find out that Elmer Cordes has joined Team Earth. Edited by BalloonyFan6789    17:36, 31 October 2020 SirBenelux

John Finnemore decides to do a joke about being in Joke's dream. Views then tries to murder him, but I say "spaghetti" and a bunch of spaghetti falls on Views.

"The spaghetti running gag can now be used at all times, just don't overuse it." a NES councilman says.

CheeseCrocker then says: "Will do, *eats grass* seems like something new--"

"Newwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww." Mark Sabine says, but I then throw him into a computer.

"Don't throw Mark Sabine into computer." Michael Rosen says. 18:34, 31 October 2020 Chase McFly

The leaders of Team Shesh decide to ban us from using running gags the rest of the battle. We start shooting them with more dessert bombs. 18:41, 31 October 2020 BalloonyFan6789 BalloonyFan6789

Elmer Cordes tries to shoot Hungry with a paintball gun, but misses and accidentally shoots Cape instead. 19:19, 31 October 2020 Chase McFly

This causes Cape to cover Elmer in ice cream, since Cape is currently immortal. Elmer has to be taken back to Earth by a few of our team members, who reluctantly leave the battle. 19:33, 31 October 2020 Views06 Views06

"Views" is revealed to actually be Italyball, because the real Views got stuck in a time rift. 19:57, 31 October 2020 CaptainCape

'Sorry,' I mutter as Elmer is taken to Earth. I scoop up the ice cream that I shot at Elmer and throw it at Hungry. 20:26, 31 October 2020 Chase McFly

Hungry collapses into a pile of Whatryadoin, and begins flooding all the bodies of plasma and stardust on The Shesh. As such, the citizens of 4 Vesta mistake it for the Ungrits returning with Pokey-Eye blood to invade them, and launch a bomb at the smallest country in The Shesh, Sus. 20:31, 31 October 2020 SirBenelux

"This is bad." I say, watching the Earth get Sheshy from one of the free-to-use telescopes at the Claus Borbert Museum of Astronomy. Claus Borbert was a famous Shesh astronaut. Then, I shoot countrypies (another one of my recipes) at Sven Svensson. Edited by SirBenelux    20:44, 31 October 2020 Chase McFly

Red M&M chest bumps Vandaag, and Boiling vomits Epac out. 20:56, 31 October 2020 CaptainCape

'This is very bad indeed!' I say as I watch the telescope. 'I can barely even see anything through this "telescope"! It's not even worth being called one! What's the lens made of, stone? They're even worse than this useless thing.' I show Benelux a free Claus Borbert figurine I got. 'What does it do? What does it do???' 10:59, 1 November 2020 Chase McFly

Cape starts going crazy, which of course means ice cream destroying more parts of the Shesh. I try to change Cape's settings, but accidentally set it to grass mode. 12:00, 1 November 2020 SirBenelux

As a result, Cape starts eating grass like a lawnmower, but then, Cark swoops in.

"Heyyy, Mark with a C here. Been a while since I was in NES." Cark says. He is then given a penalty for using a running gag, not knowing running gags were disallowed for the rest of this part. 12:16, 1 November 2020 Chase McFly

Cape's ice cream turns into glass, overtaking all the black Sheshy ground. Now Earth looks like The Shesh, and The Shesh looks like Earth. 12:18, 1 November 2020 This reply has been removed CaptainCape reply to #321

Ho-Sis calls his minion, the Escaape. However, the Escaape thinks I'm a member of his species because of my first name, so he attacks Cark instead. 13:21, 1 November 2020 Chase McFly

Soloh, Ho-Sis, Ho sss, Hoh Sus, Ho-oh, and Solosis have a meeting to discuss what they want to do to torture us next. 13:34, 1 November 2020 CaptainCape

'Force Cape to spend a week with Pace!' Soloh suggests. 'That's not going to work, honey,' Ho sss says. 'Let's slip some Tschokoleta and ENORE_ERONE in all of their food!' 13:43, 1 November 2020 Chase McFly

"That's it!" Hoh Sus says. "We can replace all Earth food with Taguon Dnomla, nouugatro, cyanide, Yenoh Htiw, honey, almond nougat, and sour bean cocoa (which makes it chocolate), the ingredients of Enore Erone bars." 13:48, 1 November 2020 CaptainCape

'Great idea!' the other Shesh monsters say. They start with replacing all bottled water with bottled honey. 14:06, 1 November 2020 Chase McFly

But it turns out Plankton was listening. He returns to the Sheshified Earth and begins selling Enore-Erone bars at the newly renamed "Enore-Erone Bucket". 14:09, 1 November 2020 CaptainCape

Soloh, Ho sss and some other Shesh Monsters form the Earth Food Inspection to make sure all food on Earth consists of the Enore Erone ingredients or Shesh foods. 14:19, 1 November 2020 Chase McFly

Plankton helps, and is thus promoted to a high-ranking general of Team Shesh. His first order of business is to enslave the whole Earth, meaning only us on Team Earth will be safe, since we’re all on The Shesh. 14:40, 1 November 2020 CaptainCape

A bunch of Team Shesh members build a military base on a planet called Dusheena. However, the planet's climate is so cold that only six people manage to build the base and enslave the people on Dusheena. These six people are... 19:46, 1 November 2020 Chase McFly

Hoh Sus, Soloh, Baltic Boat, a resurrected Bucktooth, Vandaag, and Plankton, who was brainwashed into selling Enore-Erone at the Chum Bucket and forced to join Team Shesh. Edited by Chase McFly    20:18, 1 November 2020 This reply has been removed Views06 Views06

Benelux tries to kill Monstro Presunto again, but is murdered, because he obviously didn't learn anything last time.

Benelux is recovered at the Benelux Recovery Center on Enceladus, but as soon as he steps out, he is confronted by Grumpy Old Benelux, mistaking him for Elmo Lenny. He blames Benelux for serving sentient food at the Beneria, which led to the Sausage Party Sausages getting angry, joining Team Shesh, murdering Team NES members, and assembling Monstro Presunto.

As punishment, Benelux is forced to wear funny-looking underwear and apologize to the sausages, back on Earth. The sausages accept his apology, and join Team Earth.

However, Donald Duck kills Benelux and the sausages. Edited by Views06    17:06, 2 November 2020 This reply has been removed CaptainCape

Meanwhile, to celebrate the construction of the Dusheena base, the six Team Shesh members eat mushroom vegetables with cocoa vinegar and Sa Huo sauce. In the Amber Chamber, one of the base's rooms, they sell stolen spirits like that of Luga Anwar-Arun. Edited by Chase McFly    16:28, 2 November 2020 Chase McFly

Luga is one of many souls stolen from Hell by the Shesh creatures. Souls like to consume soybeans for energy. 14:32, 2 November 2020 CaptainCape

Vandaag teleports to a schoolbag in some high school, grabs a Pokey-Eye from there and throws it at Luga's spirit. 'Here's some food!' he says. 14:53, 2 November 2020 Chase McFly

Luga possesses the Pokey-Eye and eats him, then deciding to possess Vandaag. While inside of Vandaag, he decides to lead the rest of the stolen souls on a Revolution against the Shesh, since they’re “basically slaves”. The other souls agree, and they decide to blow up Hoh Sus’ house while he’s not home. 15:27, 2 November 2020 CaptainCape

Four other souls (those of the Shesh Monster cook Ho Sauce, his Lithuanian dog Baltic Doga, the cyborg Pokey-Eye general Poke-E, and the countryball actor Ben Lelex) possess Baltic Boat, Bucktooth, Soloh and Plankton respectively. Edited by CaptainCape    16:14, 2 November 2020 Chase McFly

I then fall into the Shesh jail by accident, and am shocked when the four souls ask me for a new NES Werbe-Fernsehen series about them. I fell in because the Area 51 scientists are back and hunting Cape, and their rocket landing caused a Sheshquake. 16:30, 2 November 2020 CaptainCape

'Why make a series when you can make a movie?' someone asks. It's Cereal Bowl, who wears cool sunglasses even though he doesn't have eyes. 'We can broadcast it on NWF and everywhere else! Have a free copy of this, by the way.' He gives Chase and the four souls a VHS tape of the newest Magic Hat Productions movie, called 'The Wax Spoon Missile'. The movie is about scientists at Area 51 having to stop a missile shaped like a giant spoon made of wax. 16:38, 2 November 2020 Chase McFly

The scientists played themselves in the film. They want Cape to come back to Area 51, but get pounced on by Klirork, who recognizes them. Mark Sabine, having just finished off some enemies with vindaloo, asks if they can go home. Now they think The Shesh is Gravildus and Mark is doing a Devil takeover, and begin catching Shesh inhabitants they think are a diverse range of Pokey-Eyes. 16:46, 2 November 2020 CaptainCape

'Cereal Bowl, save us from this demon and his strange food weaponry!' the Area 51 scientists ask, but Cereal Bowl doesn't hear them. 'Oh, you guys probably want these!' Cereal Bowl says and he gives everyone a VHS tape of The Wax Spoon Missile and one of his other movies, VHS and Chess Tape. In this movie, researcher from 51 provinces develop weapons to remove hair. I ask CB how he comes up with his ideas for movies, and he says that he gets them from a strange and crazy robot with bad hearing, called Google Translate. 16:58, 2 November 2020 Views06 Views06

Mr. Delicious enters Area 51, and sees Cereal Bowl's robot, Google Translate. He decides it acts too childish, and destroys it. "Dickadeedee," Mr. Delicious says walking out of Area 51.

However, the second he steps out, he is pelted with Krabby Patties by Patrick. 17:49, 2 November 2020 Chase McFly

Patrick then revives Google Translate. I get confused as to why the scientists brought Area 51 with them to The Shesh, but they explain they’re scared a ginormous Griffin could come and snatch Area 51. Weirdtalon then enlarges his talons to grab a pretty patty, but crushes all the scientists to death. He shrugs and asks Cape to send it back to Earth with his ice cream slides. 17:58, 2 November 2020 Views06 Views06

Patrick eats cereal from the cereal bowl, and obtains some godlike powers. 18:48, 2 November 2020 SirBenelux

My sister Luxovo decides to revive me and present me with several horcruxes.

Meanwhile, I shoot more countrypies at more Toppat members, but get AKD (antagonist killing disorder) and kill every single antagonist in NES, then become the antagonist myself and destroy the world with a single oil burn that burns down the whole multiverse.

THE END

"Not again... You know very well we aren't doing that, you dummy." Koopsers says, then it's decided that the AKD part never happened. Edited by SirBenelux    19:16, 2 November 2020 Views06 Views06

"The above reply was actually one of Koopser's dreams because it was stupid!" says Koopsers Joopsers. Edited by Views06    19:55, 2 November 2020 SirBenelux

Luxovo, realizing it was a dream, revives me again and gives me some horcruxes. Then, Peter Griffin then decides to act like a Canadian at the Shesh Comedy Hall, but then, Toht, one of the audience members, says this:

"So, Peter Griffin. You speak like a Canadian, look like a Canadian, like stuff like a Canadian but you're NOT a Canadian."

"The top hat guy's got a point." another audience member says, before the audience throws tomatoes at Peter while booing at him. 19:59, 2 November 2020 Chase McFly

Hog Sus gets mad because he said no running gags, so he jails Koopsers. He then goes to a water tower to return The Shesh to its Sheshy state, which will unfortunately also mutate us. 19:59, 2 November 2020 CaptainCape

Ron Sheshley and Hoh-Sisone Granshesh see Benelux with his horcruxes. They think he's the dreaded wizard Voldecountryball. 20:02, 2 November 2020 Chase McFly

Hoh Sus agrees to help them hunt horcruxes. The three of them plan to escape to a safe house while at a wedding, then go to the wilderness and get separated. 20:05, 2 November 2020 Views06 Views06

Captain Grape, a purple version of Captain Cape shows up and kills Luxovo for no reason. 20:09, 2 November 2020 CaptainCape

'Here, have this locket we know is cursed but we decided to wear anyway,' Hoh Sus says, giving Ron Sheshley a locket that is one of Benelux's horcruxes. 20:11, 2 November 2020 Chase McFly

Ron Sheshley caresses the locket. “My brother Sus is getting married. I think Team Shesh will crash his wedding. What do you say we go there?” 20:14, 2 November 2020 SirBenelux

Captain Grape is then jailed for murder. 20:14, 2 November 2020 CaptainCape

Captain Grape is imprisoned in Shesh Jail Three. Predictably, Rhinoram and Hippoewe are there too.

Meanwhile, Hoh Sus accidentally uses Benelux's name, which causes... 20:17, 2 November 2020 Views06 Views06

And juiced! 20:19, 2 November 2020 This reply has been removed Chase McFly

The wedding is crashed by a Team Earth member, who says that the Ministry has fallen. Hoh Sus, Ron, and Hoh-Sis-ione teleport to a restaurant and fend off some Team Shesh members. 20:21, 2 November 2020 CaptainCape

'That's MY whatryadoin, you idiots!' Hoh Sus says as he fights the cute little girls with chainsheshes. 'Thank goodness my fat cousin Dudley and my unfriendly uncle Vernon Venomoth and aunt Petunia the Pikachu are safe!' 20:28, 2 November 2020 Chase McFly

The trio approaches Number 12 Sheshmauld Place, the former home of Glisteren, Hoh Sus’ godfather. They decide to stay there a while, and find an elderly thing. Nobody knows what he is, so they just call him “Creature”. He’s worked for Glisteren’s family for generations. 20:33, 2 November 2020 SirBenelux

Meanwhile, SpongeBob had escaped from Venezuela and then shoots Krabby Patties at Anti-Cosmo. 20:57, 2 November 2020 Chase McFly

Because the original ACU is gone, this is a very-different looking fairy named Cosmo and not the original one. Anyways, after a long time at Sheshmauld, Creature reveals the real locket and how it can only be broken by the Shesh Marmalade-impregnated NES Spear of Fate, which is in a vault at Ho-otts National Bank. 21:26, 2 November 2020 Views06 Views06

Everyone turns into carrots... again... 21:57, 2 November 2020 Chase McFly

Luckily, "everyone" in this context doesn't refer to Hoh Sus and his friends, who go infiltrate the bank in disguise. 23:50, 2 November 2020 Views06 Views06

🍐 realizes that everyone has turned into carrots again, so she eats them all. Everyone gets recovered back to normal.

But while this was all happening, Hoh Sus had successfully infiltrated the bank. Edited by Views06    01:29, 3 November 2020 This reply has been removed CaptainCape

He is injured, but then he eats some էին to turn completely healthy again. All we know about this mysterious էին is that it isn't made of carrots.

Meanwhile, Hoh Sus has stolen the Spear of Fate. 'Here, stab the locket with this spear,' he tells Ron as he gives him the weapon. 11:11, 3 November 2020 Chase McFly

But Ron doesn't and just abandons Hoh-Sis-ione and Hoh Sus in the forest, running away. 11:31, 3 November 2020 CaptainCape

'Well that was unexpected,' Hoh Sus says. 'Now I'm going to follow some random magic deer to jump into a frozen pool in the forest. See ya!' 13:36, 3 November 2020 Chase McFly

"Wait," Hoh-Sis-Ione says as Hoh Sus runs off. "Can I pop into some random Shesh Graveyard to see the symbol of the deathly Sheshes and then a woman with a shesh monster inside her?" She doesn't wait for a response, and goes to check. 13:39, 3 November 2020 CaptainCape

The woman with a shesh monster inside her almost kills Hoh-Sisone, but she survives. She goes back to Hoh Sus and finds out Ron is with him.

'Oh hey there, Hoh-Sisone,' Ron says. 'I saved Hoh Sus after he was too stupid to take off the locket and he almost drowned in the frozen pool. Are you still in love with me?' 13:50, 3 November 2020 Chase McFly

“Of course, you doofus,” Hoh Sisione says. “Hey, anyone wanna derail our quest and ask Peruvian Spy Eagle if he knows what these strange markings are I found on some random grave before I killed a woman for fun?” 14:04, 3 November 2020 CaptainCape

'Good idea!' Hoh Sus and Ron say. They go to PSE's house. He tells them about the Deathly Sheshes, three strange objects that are somewhere on the Shesh. He also says that his son Weirdtalon was kidnapped by angry countryballs. 14:14, 3 November 2020 Chase McFly

The Shesh Trio agree to find Weirdtalon, who is also with some other people, including a small creature called “Yes Sessions” who speaks in third person and was freed by Hoh Sus in the Chamber of Sheshes. They are then ambushed and taken to Baltic Boat Manor, the hugest Shesh mansion. 14:19, 3 November 2020 CaptainCape

They manage to escape with Yes Sessions' help, along with Weirdtalon, a Shesh monster called Stoneclaw, Hoh Sus' former classmate Wardlaw, and the Shesh Marmalade producer Ho-Sason. However, Yes Sessions is killed when one of the angry countryballs throws a countrypie at him. 14:28, 3 November 2020 Chase McFly

The group then realizes the last horcrux is at Sheshwarts, so they quickly head there, fending off countryballs along the way. They meet Marcus Cato’s brother, Matthew Cato, who reveals Marcus was a strange brother, but a good man. Through a painting, they are led by Matthew Cato to find the Order of the Shesh Monster revealing countryballs have taken over. The Order asks if Voldecountry is coming. 14:56, 3 November 2020 CaptainCape

'Yeah, he's coming. I see him in the visions that I didn't bother to block from my mind because I hate my teacher,' Hoh Sus says. 16:04, 3 November 2020 Chase McFly

But instead of Vodecountry, Benelux comes. "I don't know what your game is, Hoh Sus," Benelux says. "But I'm not Voldecountry. I'm Sir Benelux. And just for thinking I'm Voldecountry..." Benelux takes out a Shesh Sausage and feeds it to Hoh Sus, who collapses, dead. 16:37, 3 November 2020 CaptainCape

'Oh my god! Someone killed Hoh Sus!' Ron gasps.

'Come on, let's do something more intelligent than stabbing lockets with spears or jumping into frozen pools,' Hoh-Sisone says. 'Let's fight Sir Benelux!' 17:01, 3 November 2020 This reply has been removed Chase McFly

"You Team Shesh losers will never defeat me!" Benelux exclaims, taking bars of toblerone along with jars of almonds out. He begins throwing them at the other members of Team Shesh as they approach Sheshwarts. 17:04, 3 November 2020 Views06 Views06

Meanwhile at Sheshwarts, a filthy ape shows up. 17:06, 3 November 2020 CaptainCape

The ape attacks some Team Earth members with a giant banana. It then peels the banana and eats it. 17:18, 3 November 2020 Chase McFly

Luckily, Pace scares the ape away by forcing him to look directly at the sun. 17:47, 3 November 2020 CaptainCape

The ape runs away, blinded by the sunlight. I clean up the banana peel before anyone can slip on it. 19:59, 3 November 2020 Chase McFly

Some Team Shesh members redirect my pizza grenades towards Mars, causing it to explode. Luckily, the chocolate version replaces it, but this greatly affects the temperatures in The Shesh, and the Shesh Marmalade gets freezing. 20:04, 3 November 2020 Views06 Views06

Mr. Delicious confronts Chase McFly and Captain Cape. He tells them that they act too childish and probably wet their pants still.

He walks off, into the distance and somehow ends up in Bikini Bottom where he demolishes SpongeBob, Squidward, and Patrick's houses, and builds a Rax restaurant in their spot.

Luckily, the change police show up and rebuild the houses adjacent to the restaurant, and take Mr. Delicious to prison in Saudi Arabia.

However, once Mr. Delicious gets locked in his cell, he teleports out to who knows where.

Back in Bikini Bottom, SpongeBob, Squidward, and Patrick get used to their houses surrounding a sad restaurant. Edited by Views06    00:51, 4 November 2020 Chase McFly

Baltic Boat takes out a gun to turn The Shesh earthy and warm, but I bring a mirror, causing his beam to bounce off and restore Earth to normal. He then dies. I fight more Team Shesh members. 01:24, 4 November 2020 SirBenelux

It turns out that Voldecountryball and the original ACU Anti-Cosmo are dead, and Shesh sausages are poisonous to Solosis-Ho-oh hybrids.

Meanwhile, the Bikini Bottom Better Business Bureau shuts down and bulldozes all Rax restaurants and bans Mr. Delicious from their city.

And then, now that Hoh Sus has died and his friends were defeated, Ho-sis, Hoh Sus’ better brother who interestingly does fine while eating Shesh sausages, takes over as president and legalizes tea. Thanks to the latter, the Shesh can rest easy tonight.

Or will it...

(please do not change this) Edited by Chase McFly    12:10, 4 November 2020 Chase McFly

Ho-sis then makes sure The Shesh is back to normal, but the citizens protest that they prefer it, saying the new Shesh environment feels more homey and natural. Then, I see the tip of a red playing card box behind a rock, and realize Anti-Views is coming. 12:13, 4 November 2020 SirBenelux

"Well, well, well." Anti-Views says. "We meet again, Marty Clone."

"Marty Clone?" Chase says. "I am NOT a clone of Marty, thank you very much."

"But you look like Marty." Anti-Views says, then checks his phone.

"Hey, that phone looks kinda familiar..." Chase says.

"Oh, you mean this?" Anti-Views says. "It's the latest Caddicarus EV4. It's got a strong security system, it's water-proof, and it even has an Evil Helper app."

"Impressive." Chase says. "Now, what are you doing here in the Shesh?" 12:59, 4 November 2020 Views06 Views06

"I'm locking you back in the rift!" Anti-Views says. "What rift?" replies Chase. "Nevermind!" Anti-Views says teleporting back into the rift. (Not to appear until the end of C7P7.5)

However, his phone is left behind. Chase hacks into it, and changes its' code. Giving it the ability to track Team Shesh members. 15:46, 4 November 2020 CaptainCape

It turns out that one of the cute little girls with chainsheshes is right behind me, standing menacingly over me with a chainshesh. I'm too busy with cleaning up the giant banana peel to notice. 15:54, 4 November 2020 Views06 Views06

Luckily, the sausage party sausages show up to defend Cape. 15:56, 4 November 2020 CaptainCape

They disarm the girl (who is called Zana), then chase her with her own chainshesh while laughing maniacally. 17:15, 4 November 2020 Views06 Views06

While this is all happening, the Shesh becomes completely Earthlike, and the Earth becomes completely Sheshlike. 17:52, 4 November 2020 Chase McFly

The civilian citizens of The Shesh decide they will work to fight the members of Team Shesh. 17:54, 4 November 2020 This reply has been removed Views06 Views06

It turns out my reply did happen, it just happened a second time. 19:31, 4 November 2020 CaptainCape

Paige and Mirturu, two Shesh monsters who live on a hill next to Sudliverk Palace (which belongs to Paige's uncle Tippee), fill a cannon with pineapples to shoot at people on Team Shesh. 19:33, 4 November 2020 Chase McFly

"BETRAYED US!" The remaining girls with chainsheses scream as they are hit by fatal pineapples. 19:47, 4 November 2020 CaptainCape

A strange creature called Base Craigslids Ogwen, who has hands everywhere on his body, picks up the girls' chainsheshes. 20:23, 4 November 2020 SirBenelux

Base then uses the chainsheshes to saw the girls' heads off, but misses and kills himself. 20:37, 4 November 2020 This reply has been removed Chase McFly

Apparently, though the pineapples were fatal, they didn't kill the girls. The girls then turn into full-fledged monsters with Pokemon faces, and start terrorizing Team Earth. Luckily, Carter Volkswagen comes and kills the monsters with his head. He then turns to other Team Shesh members. 20:58, 4 November 2020 Views06 Views06

Marty McFly shows up and sues Chase for being an impostor of him, and loses. So he is forced to join Team Earth. Edited by Views06    21:09, 4 November 2020 SirBenelux

Now, the cute girls are dead. Meanwhile, Carter battles the remaining Team Shesh members. 21:08, 4 November 2020 Views06 Views06

So does Peter Griffin! 21:11, 4 November 2020 SirBenelux

Together, they defeat several Team Shesh members, but now they have to face the team leader, Talinight, who stepped in after Hoh Sus died. Edited by SirBenelux    06:19, 5 November 2020 Chase McFly

Apparently, Ho-sis doesn’t want to rule The Shesh and Team Shesh, so he appointed Talinight. I quickly begin bombing Team Shesh members with fake pies. 22:38, 4 November 2020 SirBenelux

Then, Ho-sis flees to another planet, so Ho sss takes his place. 06:22, 5 November 2020 CaptainCape

Ho sss gives some of his soldiers (like Soloh) knives with snake poison. It turns out he can shapeshift into a part snake, part Ho-Oh creature and the poison is his own poison. 11:10, 5 November 2020 BalloonyFan6789 BalloonyFan6789

Then, I am eaten by Blocky after I try to attack him with a chainshesh. 13:41, 5 November 2020 Chase McFly

Ultimately, Ho sss realizes this is stupid. He asks Talinight to disband Team Shesh, and he agrees. 13:48, 5 November 2020 Views06 Views06

Captain Grape convinces the sentient Sycamore seed to join Team Earth, because they too are Earthy. And so they do.

Meanwhile on Earth, Chase pulls shesh weeds out of the ground restoring some of the Earth to normal. Edited by Chase McFly    15:28, 5 November 2020 SirBenelux

AUTOMATIC VICTORY

"We did it!" I say, high fiving everyone. "We defeated Team Shesh without even having to defeat them!"

"I'm glad that's over." Cape says. "I'm a little sore from battling all day."

Announcer Bot then comes over to us. "Congratulations, Team Earth, you have won Food War X." he says.

"We know, but can we eat now? I'm starving." Peter Griffin says.

"Yes, now that the war is over, you can eat the weapons." Announcer Bot says. "So, without further ado, I will now present you with this trophy, this case of 1 million dollars, and the grand prize... *drum roll* A NEW CAR!"

"Wait, we get a new car?" I ask.

"Yes, didn't I mention that this war was sponsored by Volkswagen?" Announcer Bot says. "Anyways, it's the latest generation Volkswagen Arteon, with an extended chassis, multiple seats, and a super powerful weapons system."

"This looks great! Thank you Announcer Bot!" I say.

"It does look great, by the way, it's all yours. As long as you don't wreck it, not even on purpose." Announcer Bot says. We then check out our new car. Edited by SirBenelux    15:22, 5 November 2020 Views06 Views06

However, Monstro Presunto pops out of a nearby bush, and jumps on top of the car, crushing it.

Benelux tries to kill him again, by making him eat a timebomb, but... actually succeeds?!

Yes, he succeeds. Edited by Views06    15:28, 5 November 2020 Chase McFly

Carter Volkswagen mistakes the car for his brother, Arthur Volkswagen, and says he got a job at a sandwich shop in Kentucky. 15:29, 5 November 2020 Views06 Views06

Colonel Sanders appears and sings his Three Chicken Tenders song for 10 hours. 15:34, 5 November 2020 SirBenelux

Announcer Bot then generates another VW Arteon, only this time, it's indestructible. 15:37, 5 November 2020 Views06 Views06

"You like Trollis don't you KKirby..." The sentient Sycamore seed says. "No, too sour!" KKirby replies. 15:47, 5 November 2020 Chase McFly

We decide to head to Benelux's sandwich shop, with civillain members of the Shesh joining us. I ask if anyone has an uber fast rocket ship. 15:52, 5 November 2020 SirBenelux

"You're forgetting two things." I say. "1. My sandwich shops are spread all across the multiverse. 2. We have our new car." We then take our new VW Arteon for a spin, then go full speed to the nearest Sandwich State. And here we are.

"My sandwich business never fails." I say, upon entering Sir Benelux's Sandwich State. Edited by SirBenelux    21:39, 5 November 2020 CaptainCape

'Want ssssome ssssane whatryadoin?' Ho sss asks us. 'It doessssn't causssse people to go inssssane.' 16:01, 5 November 2020 Views06 Views06

Ho sssssssssssssss appears, and calls Ho sss an amateur. 16:17, 5 November 2020 SirBenelux

"Since I founded this place, I get to eat here for free." I say.

The Canned Lunch Worker appears. "May I take your order?" 16:24, 5 November 2020 Views06 Views06

Craptain Cape leaves the restaurant and decides to eat at a more fancy restaurant. Along with his friend Eugene Fart. Krabs.

"Glad the disgusting duo are gone" Chase McFly says. "Never really liked your disgusting duo anyways" Cape shouts at Craptain Cape and Eugene Fart. Krabs as they walk out the door. 16:31, 5 November 2020 Chase McFly

I congratulate Benelux on making it a whole part without me kicking him from the Discord. Then, a bomb goes off on Asino. 17:28, 5 November 2020 Views06 Views06

Captain Grape set the bomb off. 17:38, 5 November 2020 Chase McFly

Captain Grape thinks Ungrits have racist tendencies and hate killing purple creatures. As a test, he grabs Anip, since he's green, and they declare war with the Ungrits. 18:04, 5 November 2020 Views06 Views06

2012 tries to break up the fight. 18:25, 5 November 2020 Chase McFly

But this is unsuccessful. Grabbing cupcakes and humans, the Ungrits and Pokey-Eyes declare a Food War that will end most Food Wars, alerting TMBG to play Filler Night. 18:38, 5 November 2020 SirBenelux

Vigi then swoops in. "Is there a war here?" he says.

"Yes, and its gonna be filled with food." It's says.

"Food Wars are back?" Runnervous says. "God, how did I miss the previous one..."

"RUGGIE SAYS RUNNERVOUS IN SIBERIA FOR ALL THESE PARTS!" Ruggie says. "RUGGIE SAY RUNNERVOUS WAS BRAINWASHED BY EVIL WIZARD!" 18:47, 5 November 2020 Views06 Views06

Mr. Delicious pops up out of nowhere. "Food War X was very childish and for people who wet their pants still." Mr. D says.

Runnervous then runs away nervous. 18:55, 5 November 2020 SirBenelux

"You're banned, Mr. Delicious." I say., upon banning Mr. D from all of my sandwich restaurants.

"Why did you have to do this, you pants-wetter?" Mr. D says.

"Dude, you were upsetting the customers!" I say, before launching Mr. D to Alcatraz. 18:58, 5 November 2020 Views06 Views06

2012 appluads at this. 19:06, 5 November 2020 Chase McFly

TMBG laugh and ask Benelux for some food before they join the war. 19:07, 5 November 2020 Views06 Views06

Benelux says no and banishes them to hell.

The Orange M&M shows up, and has a beer with the user characters. 19:59, 5 November 2020 Views06 Views06

The jukebox comes on, its playing... you guessed it!

FILLER NIGHT! 20:05, 5 November 2020 Chase McFly

“10!” John Flansburgh sings from Hell. 20:14, 5 November 2020 CaptainCape

'9!' my beer sings. It's probably either Shesh beer or a hallucination. 20:31, 5 November 2020 Chase McFly

“Eight movies should be made about this Food War,” Hoh-Sisone sings. “And add to the article stuff on Shesh culture!” I notice the fourth wall breaking. 20:33, 5 November 2020 CaptainCape

'Seven millennia long have I fought Shesh monsters!' Carter Volkswagen sings. 20:41, 5 November 2020 Chase McFly

“Six free Shesh foods to Team Earth for saving my planet!” Ho-sis sings. 20:45, 5 November 2020 Views06 Views06

"Five fingers on my hand!" 2012 says. 21:02, 5 November 2020 SirBenelux

"Four brave ghost busters!" Slimer says. 21:45, 5 November 2020 Chase McFly

“Three more goodbyes, including this one, to this thread!” I say. 21:50, 5 November 2020 Views06 Views06

"Two tasty, affordable meals at Rax" says Mr. Delicious. 23:46, 5 November 2020 SirBenelux

"One thing, your Rax restaurants are gone, and I thought I banned you." I say, before enrolling Mr. Delicious in Fun School. 06:43, 6 November 2020 Chase McFly

Zero! Goodbye, thread! 11:38, 6 November 2020