Thread:Alien Tavern/@comment-35294673-20200719160713/@comment-35294673-20200904135831

'Wow, now that's a lot of family!' I say. 'Wait a second, did you just say you were married to my pet?! You can't just marry your son's pet, that's - '

'Don't start on another rant about why pets can't have money and why pets can't marry their owners and blah blah blah!' Shrkjork says, holding an Oscar statuette in his mantis claw. 'Hey, guess what? I won a lot of prizes with my role in The Wizard of Windows!'