The Quest for Beneluxes/Transcript

Chase McFly 28-02-2020

Meerdrru, her doppelgänger, and the CheeseCrockers are pouring drinks for Turkape at a bar and hoping Cape gets out of his coma.

Eye pod 15 28-02-2020

music note would crash into the bar

"Were were you when turkape died" "I was dueling with my dopelganger when phone ring" "Turkape is kil" "No"

Chase McFly 28-02-2020

“Anyway, he died a hero. Saved a billion people. I loved him so much,” Meerdrru-2 says.

Captain Cape 28-02-2020

After seeing myself die before my eyes, I'm in a coma. In fact, I'm having a coma dream. The entire universe is overrun by tax zombies. Everyone I ever liked or even met is being eaten alive by tax zombies. Everywhere I look, I see Turkape dying - except when it's a dark space, then I see Creepy Cape's maniacally grinning face in the darkness. 'Join us, alien!' a tax zombie is moaning behind my back. While I try to run away, I see a tunnel labeled 'Only Escape Route'. As I try to run away through it, I realize it's too small for me because of my two-meter-long legs.

FourIsBestHost 28-02-2020

I make the tunnel larger.

PBCandyBar 28-02-2020

Ping exists.

Chase McFly 28-02-2020

In real life, Foury is walking into the bar

PBCandyBar 28-02-2020

Ping walks into the bar. "sup guys" Ping says.

Chase McFly 28-02-2020

“We’re mourning Turkape. But BFrit couldn’t come, he’s spending time with his doppelgänger and needs more time,” Meerdrru explains.

PBCandyBar 28-02-2020

"who's turkape" Ping says.

FourIsBestHost 28-02-2020

"If I remember correctly, he's Cape's superhero alterego." I say.

Chase McFly 28-02-2020

“Doppelgänger,” Root corrects. “Rocko’s with Shadow, my counterpart, and RJ. They’re all devastated. This is really messed up. Cape needs to get out of that coma fast.”

Eye pod 15 28-02-2020

"What bout mine" music not saif

Chase McFly 28-02-2020

“Your doppelgänger is in the lair with the others. But we need a new headquarters,” Meerdrru says.

SirBenelux 29-02-2020

Meanwhile, I'm with CheeseCrocker, Elmo Lenny (my doppelganger), Elmo's parents SirSenelux and Mrs. Alenelux, my son-in-law Alenelux (without the Mrs.), my cousins Venelux, Tenelux and Cenelux, Nemelux, Aenelux (the "nice" version of me), SirBeneluxogo (my Spanish-speaking cousin, whatever he's called) and Jeremy (a soldier of the Teutonic Order) to find an alternate (older) version of CheeseRoxTheWorld. But after we travel a thousand miles from Earth, we find Gumby on the planet Gorgonzola 2.

Captain Cape 29-02-2020

(Would y'all mind if I write a very surreal and long reply about my coma dream?)

SirBenelux 29-02-2020

(Ye, go on)

Captain Cape 29-02-2020

In my dreamscape, Foury and Ping suddenly vanish while the tunnel is still not large enough. Epac appears right in front of me. 'Epac!' I scream. 'You're alive!' Then, Epac's face melts into tiny pieces of gold. When I look closer, I see it are golden coins. Epac's face is replaced by a dark void with Creepy Cape in it, who starts a long and unsettling speech about how greed is necessary to survive. Hundreds of tax zombies run at me from the tunnel, right before an avalanche blocks it. Epac is now completely falling apart into coins while the tax zombies are applauding.

'I hope he's alright,' Yesmac says while looking at me in reality.

Chase McFly 29-02-2020

Hold on

SirBenelux 29-02-2020

?

Chase McFly 29-02-2020

But let's rewind a bit, as Benelux and CheeseCrocker don't know who they're looking for yet.

Doomdoggo tells Root that they can not borrow their living boat because the crew is tired of seeing their friends, so Root decides on getting another living boat in the multiverse.

SirBenelux 29-02-2020

"I know who you seek." says Gumby. "It's CheeseRoxTheWorld, but older."

Chase McFly 29-02-2020

Eventually, Root tracks down the Living Boat of a universe where Doomdoggo and Meerdrru died, and Max the Fly now owns the ship.

(Not yet, Benelux, don’t rush things)

SirBenelux 29-02-2020

Meanwhile, we have found a new recruit to save the universe. It's Bibleman, and he relies on God to save the world. His weapon is a sword called the "Word of God". He leads a crimefighting team called "Bibleteam" which consists of Biblegirl and others.

Eye pod 15 29-02-2020

Music note would wind up to wherever the rp is

SirBenelux 29-02-2020

"Don't tell Strider, but I kinda like this guy." says Principal Brown. "He has an awesome sword, if you know what I mean?"

Meanwhile, in Country City, the sky is red again, but this time, the lava from Mount Saint Universe threatens to destroy the city.

Eye pod 15 29-02-2020

music note would go to mount saint universe and dive in it

Chase McFly 29-02-2020

"You may have lost your friend, Turkape, but there are 7 heroes we must find. They all called the Saviors, and are the hope of all creation," SpongeBob says.

"We can help with that, SpongeBob," Root laughs as she arrives in the Living Boat. BFrit gasps when she brings Max the Fly out. "He's from a parallel universe where he still joined a team with Meerrdru and Doomdoggo, but they all retired. He also has a name for his boat, Crumple, and it has quite an interesting personality, in addition the ability to become a spaceship," (bewerkt)

Captain Cape 29-02-2020

Max the Fly and Root ask: 'Hey, would y'all like to travel with us and Crumple?' Crumple turns to BFrit and tries to stare at him with cute puppy eyes, except the boat doesn't have eyes so it doesn't really work.

Eye pod 15 29-02-2020

Music note regurgitates a catapult and tosses himself at cape*

Captain Cape 29-02-2020

(keep in mind, I'm in a coma - is MN in reality or in my dream?)

Eye pod 15 29-02-2020

Dream

(Because how else would he eat a catapault)

Chase McFly 29-02-2020

"Sure thing!" CheeseCrocker says, as he carries Cape and Turkape's bodies aboard and the rest of us follow.

Captain Cape 29-02-2020

I feel that in my dream. In it, I'm thrown off a cliff by a zombified Ungrit that is missing some limbs.

Chase McFly 29-02-2020

As we all take seats, Meerdrru smiles. "Glad this looks exactly like our living ship,"

Eye pod 15 29-02-2020

meanwhile, out of capes dream hears meerdu say ship

music note would run at fast speeds towards the ship

Music note tells everyone about the boa lacing system

Captain Cape 29-02-2020

In the dream, I crash onto a cruise ship that is made out of the infected corpses of various NES city inhabitants. The ship is filled with armed tax zombies.

Eye pod 15 29-02-2020

"This simple program gets boa constrictors and ties them. Steps Get your Boa Constricor Get your shoe laces Fuse the two Tie the strings DONE Want to know what happens if you fail? You die"

Chase McFly 29-02-2020

"You know," Crumple says. "Max is hoping this gives him ideas for his romance novels. And Root gave him access to her liquor cabinet,"

Captain Cape 29-02-2020

'Romance novels? I never knew Max was a writer of novels,' Yesmac says and raises her eyebrow.

Eye pod 15 29-02-2020

music note demonstrates the boa lacing system infront of cheesecrocker

Captain Cape 29-02-2020

The shoelaces are hissing and try to bit CheeseCrocker's legs.

Eye pod 15 29-02-2020

"I dont think its normal for boas to bite" music note says

Captain Cape 29-02-2020

'Maybe you accidentally used vipers?' Cheese suggests.

Eye pod 15 29-02-2020

"Hmmm, yes"

Chase McFly 29-02-2020

Then little Alenelux starts crying, so Benelux hands him to Luxovo, but he cries more, so she hands him to Max.

SirBenelux 29-02-2020

It turns out that Luxovo is also with me and the other Beneluxes.

Chase McFly 29-02-2020

Max is able to calm Alenelux down. "I'm very good with children," He smiles.

Eye pod 15 29-02-2020

music note goes to luxovo and demonstrates the boa lacing system

SirBenelux 29-02-2020

More shocking news: it appears that Elmo Lenny is my cousin, as my father adopted my aunt (Mrs. Alenelux) long ago.

Chase McFly 04-03-2020

(Benelux, you’ve been typing a while)

SirBenelux 04-03-2020

Meanwhile, at the Cheese Convention, Netum gets a signal meaning that the Book of Fate is somewhere in the center. "I know where the book is!" Netum says. "It's in the storage room, behind all those Cheese Breads! Let's go!" Everyone follows Netum. When they get into the storage room, they hear footsteps and hide. "Man, I'm so hungry." says Steve Wingzniak. "Maybe I could eat a loaf of Cheese Bread now!" Steve's hand gets slapped by Joey McQuack, the owner of the Convention Center. "No, you moron!" says Joey. "These are for the last day of the convention! If we don't have any bread, we're all doomed!" "But, can we serve them now?" says Steve. "No." says Joey. "They will be served by our most elite bread delivering team on the planet, the Breadwinners." "Oh, them." says Steve. "Hey, can we eat cheese in the convention?" "Oh, why sure!" says Joey. "That's acceptable." Joey and Steve then walk away, giving the team a chance to grab the book. "I'll go in." says Netum. He then goes into the Cheese Bread crate, and retrieves the Book of Fate. "I got it!" he says. "Good thing Talinight isn't here to spoil the fun." "I wouldn't say that." says Mrs. Alenelux. She then points to a purple CCTV camera that says "Talinight Enterprises". "What?" says SirSenelux. "Talinight planted a camera so he can tell everyone that we were eating Cheese Bread before the last day of Cheese Con?" "Exactly." says Mrs. Alenelux. "He's trying to frame us so he can use the book for his nefarious misdeeds." "Hey, where is Talinight anyway?" Max asks. Meanwhile, at Pumpers, Talinight has taken a seat and looks at the menu. Then, Mr. Pumpers comes. "Welcome to Pumpers!" says Mr. Pumpers. "What can I get for ya today?" "Let me see..." says Talinight. "I'll have... eight Minty Good flavored ice creams, five Popcorn Bread casseroles, two Hot Dog Breads with extra mustard, and one Cinnamonster flavored beer." "BOOM YUMMY!" says Mr. Pumpers, while giving Talinight his food. "Enjoy your meal!" he says.

Eye pod 15 04-03-2020

bleenkur goes back to the cheese convention

"I havent paid taxes since 2006" bleenkur screaches

Chase McFly 04-03-2020

Talinight arrives where the others are with Dog Benelux. He says, “I’m tired of killing SirBenelux. Why don’t I make SirBenelux fight SirBenelux?” He rewrites a section in the Book. (bewerkt)

SirBenelux 04-03-2020

But Netum has the book, so Talinight is "phantom-rewriting".

Eye pod 15 04-03-2020

its synth bass solo time

Chase McFly 04-03-2020

Benelux is punched by Dog Benelux

SirBenelux 04-03-2020

"Why did you do that?" I say.

Chase McFly 04-03-2020

“Because I serve Talinight,” DogBenelux says, pushing Benelux out the window. They fight across the city, but Netum returns with the book and rewrites DogBenelux back to normal.

SirBenelux 04-03-2020

"GRRRR!" Talinight yells. "You took the book while I was having lunch at Pumpers! Though on the bright side, that food was goooooood... burps Now where was I? Oh yes. GIMME BACK MY BOOK!"

Chase McFly 04-03-2020

Then Benelux punches Talinight out. Meanwhile, in the 1870s World, Western Cape is hoarding the pit that Gaancmii, BFrit, Yesmac, and Meerdrru are looking for in a mine under a ghost town. They’re holding Cape and Turkape.

Captain Cape 04-03-2020

The group of Pokey-Eyes (and ant) finally arrive at the Pit of Immortality. 'Hol' up right there!' Western Cape yells. 'This is me pit o' gold, ye robbers!' Suddenly, a portal opens up next to Western Cape and GWUD (Galaxy-Wide Ungrit Dictatorship) Cape comes out of it. 'What is this primitive object?' GWUD Cape asks and points at Western Cape. 'Put it in the dumpster over there, minimum-wage Ungrit assistants.' Western Cape is preparing for an epic Cape versus Cape shootdown, and Gaancmii and the others make use of this and sneak past the two alternate Capes.

Chase McFly 04-03-2020

Dropping Turkape in the pit, he comes out after a few minutes. Not having his soul yet, he jumps on Cape, getting him out of his coma.

Eye pod 15 04-03-2020

bleenkur appears and plays synth bass

Captain Cape 04-03-2020

I open my eyes and yell: 'I'M ALIIIIIVE!' That moment, a second portal opens and Mas-Cape-one from Cheese World steps out of it. 'Hey, you guys aren't made of cheese!' he says. 'We all know cheese is the supreme material, it can be used for literally anything!' The synth bass music wavelenghts disrupt spacetime, and the portal to the GWUD is replaced by one to the Rockoless Universe. RU Cape, who never became traumatized after entering the real world in C3P and remained into it, resulting in him being locked into Area 51, enters. 'Sorry, wrong portalphone number, was trying to call Gravildus,' RU Cape apologizes. Now, prepare for an epic Cape vs. Cape vs. Cape vs. Cape vs. Cape vs. Cape battle!

Chase McFly 04-03-2020

Turkape throws Cape into a computer that Western Cape is marveling over.

Captain Cape 04-03-2020

GWUD Cape makes an annoyed gesture at the computer and three of his Ungrit henchman pick it up and drag it away... but then, they step onto some of Mas-Cape-one's cheese, which is melting. They slide all the way into Turkape.

Chase McFly 04-03-2020

Back in Cheese World, CheeseRox tells CheeseCrocker she doesn’t care if everyone in the multiverse dies.

Eye pod 15 04-03-2020

bleenkur is about to commit a crime against the essence of nature itself

Captain Cape 04-03-2020

'Even though 'everyone' also includes you?' CheeseCrocker says with a "ha-ha-I-win-now" kind of grimace.

Eye pod 15 04-03-2020

bleenkur grabs a blender and cheese, oh no he is going to do it

bleenkur drops the cheese, yogurt, and ice in the blender, oh ged oh peck

Captain Cape 04-03-2020

(is Bleenkur in Cheese World?)

Eye pod 15 04-03-2020

(Yes)

(Cheese smoothie time)

Captain Cape 04-03-2020

CheeseRox sees Bleenkur doing it. 'Noooooo!' she moans in terror.

Eye pod 15 04-03-2020

"K ill dump it out" bleenkur says as he theows it out

"Dont want to cause the death of the universe"bleenkur says

Captain Cape 04-03-2020

Both CheeseRox and CheeseCrocker sigh in relief. 'Thank La Vache Qui Rit you didn't do that!' a generic Cheese World inhabitant says.

Chase McFly 04-03-2020

“I always hated countryballs,” CheeseRox says. “Benelux and Luxovo were both giving too much power to the authorities. My parents said life only makes sense if you make it.” She knocks out Luxovo with a glove made of grammar errors.

Captain Cape 04-03-2020

CheeseCrocker summons his English teacher, who grabs a red pen and corrects the grammar errors.

Chase McFly 04-03-2020

“That was from my old hometown!” CheeseRox yells, attacking CheeseCrocker.

Luxovo electrocutes CheeseRox.

Captain Cape 04-03-2020

She melts apart from the heat, and a GWUD portal appears in the floor. An Ungrit explorer comes out of it, collects the melted cheese in a ruby-encrusted golden bottle labeled 'for His Semi-Majesty Capereon Kragils', and returns to his dimension without saying anything.

Chase McFly 04-03-2020

Later...

Doomdoggo: Nice to meet you, DogBenelux! I think we’ll be great friends.

Captain Cape 04-03-2020

'Nice to meet you too, barkwoofwoof! Can I sniff you?' DogBenelux replies.

Chase McFly 04-03-2020

“Sure!” Doomdoggo says as Talinight moans from his containment cell.

Captain Cape 04-03-2020

DogBenelux and Doomdoggo sniff at each other, and conclude that they are trustworthy.

Chase McFly 04-03-2020

“Here, take Alenelux,” Max says to Benelux. “Maybe introduce him to his dog uncle,”

Captain Cape 04-03-2020

'Good idea!' Benelux responds. Meanwhile, at the 1870s gold mine/Pit of Immortality... Mas-Cape-one is struggling to get Turkape off of him, while's he's slowly but steadily melting away. The Ungrit explorer that visited Cheese World appears there and gives the golden bottle to GWUD Cape. 'This isn't my ruby-encrusted bottle!' GWUD Cape says after a glance of disapproval at the bottle. 'It's monochrome gold! Put that monstrosity in the dumpster and look for my precious rubies!'

Eye pod 15 04-03-2020

(Can i make a cheese cape clone because yes)

Captain Cape 04-03-2020

(Sure, go ahead!)

Eye pod 15 04-03-2020

a cheesy meteor lands on the cape battlefield

a captain cape clone made of cheese ascends from the meteor

Chase McFly 04-03-2020

Gaancmii puts Turkape in a pentagram and tries to restore his soul. “Oh no, the antimatter canceled out my powers!”

Eye pod 15 04-03-2020

* the cheese cape gets fried€

Chase McFly 04-03-2020

Back on Crumple...

“Good job finding the Savior of Truth. I knew Talinight was useful,” SpongeBob says.

FourIsBestHost 04-03-2020

Then someone off-screen shouts "SPAGHETTI!"

Chase McFly 04-03-2020

“That poisonous snake will never be useful,” Luxovo says as she and CheeseCrocker ride into Crumple on a pile of spaghetti. “We met and accidentally killed an evil CheeseRox,”

Eye pod 15 04-03-2020

music note appears behind luxovo

"Is that snakr a tiger keelback?"mueic note says

Chase McFly 04-03-2020

“It’s Talinight,” I say.

Eye pod 15 04-03-2020

"Uhh, most snakes are not poisonous" music note says

Chase McFly 04-03-2020

“You seriously do not know what a metaphor is?” Luxovo asks.

FourIsBestHost 04-03-2020

"Wait, what is a CheeseRox?" I ask Chase.

Chase McFly 04-03-2020

“She’s a user who died a couple years ago. We discovered her doppelgänger who is an evil maniac,” CheeseCrocker explains.

Eye pod 15 04-03-2020

"Who?" Music note says

Chase McFly 04-03-2020

The many Capes turn on a camera showing everyone else, and Cape ended up catching the line about Evil CheeseRox.

Captain Cape 04-03-2020

'Wait, she turned evil? Why?' I ask, avoiding Western Cape shooting gold nuggets at me.

Chase McFly 04-03-2020

“Just a doppelgänger,” BFrit says. “I’m afraid Turkape may be doomed to be a monster forever. You sure missed a lot in that coma,”

Captain Cape 04-03-2020

'I'd rather have missed that ,' I say with a dark expression.

Chase McFly 04-03-2020

Meanwhile, Luxovo sees DogBenelux. “My god, Doomdoggo, you’re looking pretty snazzy,”

Eye pod 15 04-03-2020

(NES Throwing randomness at the wall and seeing what sticks since)

Chase McFly 04-03-2020

SpongeBob: I lied. CheeseCrocker was Savior of Courage and Cheese of the Future all along. Also, might wanna back away, Luxovo. That’s your brother from another universe. (bewerkt)

SirBenelux 05-03-2020

I facepalm myself because I said that Talinight wasn't a savior but he was.

Chase McFly 05-03-2020

“How am I a savior?” CheeseCrocker asks Benelux.

SirBenelux 05-03-2020

"Don't know. Ask SpongeBob." I say.

Chase McFly 06-03-2020

"Oh come on, you're supposed to represent hope," CheeseCrocker sighs.

Chase McFly 06-03-2020

CheeseCrocker turns to Cape for help instead, as he appears via a holographic message. “Mind giving me some nice words?”

Captain Cape 06-03-2020

I try to say something, but I'm interrupted by a loud noise. After a loud whistle and a puff of smoke, a steam train comes almost flying into the gold mine. Western Epac, who is an evil train conductor in the 1870s universe, laughs maniacally.

Chase McFly 06-03-2020

Then Meerdrru slices a large gash on Western Epac’s cheek. Back in the present, Kosembourg (from Superhero Benelux universe) tells CheeseCrocker he has heart and bravery, and is unlikely to end up like CheeseRox.

Captain Cape 06-03-2020

CheeseCrocker heaves a sigh of relief. 'Thanks. I was very scared when I saw what happened to CheeseRox,' he says.

Chase McFly 06-03-2020

“I think I’ll acquire the book and restore my world,” Kosembourg says.

SirBenelux 06-03-2020

"Thank god my doppelganger's on our side." I say.

Eye pod 15 06-03-2020

the book teleports 20 inches away

Chase McFly 06-03-2020

Meanwhile, in a back compartment...

EvilBob: Root, Root...

Root Negative Sixteen...

Captain Cape 06-03-2020

Root is setting up a few miniature wind turbines.

Chase McFly 06-03-2020

EvilBob: You must listen.

(I have to go, pause until I return)

Captain Cape 06-03-2020

(OK)

Chase McFly 06-03-2020

(Back)

EvilBob: I am EvilBob. You must follow my orders, Root.

Captain Cape 06-03-2020

Root simply looks at EvilBob.

Chase McFly 06-03-2020

EvilBob: As more worlds die, I grow stronger.