Target Café

Target Café is a place run by Views. It attempted to buy the Krusty Krab, but it failed.

Since the start of Chapter 3 Part 3, there has been a major chain of Target Cafés all over Smellysocktopia, which all grew from the Smelly Sock that Koopers Joopers threw into the sewers. One of the Target Cafés grew to be the world's tallest building and can supposedly hold over 1 million people.

There are also Target Cafés on New Zealand that were moved over there from Smellysocktopia due to rumours that a resident, Zachary Z. Zywiec, was a serial killer.

The production of the Target Cafés in Smellysocktopia has not always run smoothly. On one occasion, a Target Café grew inside the tunnels of the city's subway system, leading to lots of havoc in both the café and on the subway system until it was moved outside the station entrance a few hours later. On another occasion, a Target Café on Cannon Street atomically collapsed in on itself and started a blackhole (which was caused by the Large Sock Collider.) The café has since been rebuilt.

Target Cafés have spread to beyond Earth, as there are at least two Cafés on Mars, one on the Sun, one on 4 Vesta, one on New Pluto and even one on Jathei in the Andromeda Galaxy.

After the owner of the Target company died and the owner of Starbucks' son bought Target, the Target Cafés will be replaced with Starbucks, however, the Target stores will remain intact. To make sure Target Cafés won't be replaced, they are moved to Iceland stores around the world before they can be replaced. Even the Target Café on Jathei has been moved to an Iceland store, after the owner of the Jatheian division of Target heard about the news that all Target Cafés on Earth are being replaced by Starbucks. Target Jathei did that for no reason since there are no Starbucks on Jathei.