The Incidentals (part)/Transcript

NES Story™ Chapter 5 Part 6: The Incidentals Never Ending Story1's wall > NES Story™ Chapter 5 Part 6: The Incidentals (Closed) Chase McFlyChase McFly closed this thread because:Done17:18, 27 July 2019FourIsBestHost    FollowingNES Story™ Chapter 5 Part 6: The IncidentalsFourIsBestHost The story is here again, with a new reader and new stories! But will it ever end? In this part, after shutting down NES Werbe-Fernsehen for the summer, we discover there is a mysterious group of fish called the Incidentals, who set up a creepy dystopian world. Rules can be found here.

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Do not reply yet, only reply after Chapter 5 Part 5 is finished. 10:03, 7 July 2019 Chase McFly We wake up in a field on the outskirts of a city called "Everything Shall Burn", according to a sign on its wall. 00:40, 14 July 2019 Doratron 9001.1.2

I happen to run into SirTenelux, then I get nervous and fart and  blame it on SirVenelux. Edited by Doratron 9001.1.2    01:19, 14 July 2019 SirBenelux

"Doratron! Don't torment my siblings!" I say, before noticing a sign saying "Everyone Shall Burn. Population 538. Welcome - NOT!". "Hey! It's the city's sign! Oooh...it looks like this city has the same population as Bikini Bottom! And the sign has the same welcome message as Anti-Cosmo's castle!"

Suddenly, we hear car noises. "Did you hear that?" says CheeseCrocker, before an SUV comes out of town. The SUV is a Hyundai Tucson, which was stolen from the NES City Car Rental Store last night. Edited by SirBenelux    09:39, 14 July 2019 FourIsBestHost

I then notice another sign saying "Do not enter. This city is the home of the Incidentals". Edited by FourIsBestHost    09:49, 14 July 2019 SirBenelux

"Hey, I see something..." says Chase. "It's an SUV! But who owns it..."

"I bet it belongs to the Incidentals! Quick! Find a place to hide before they catch us!" I say. We all then hide in two groups behind two signs. Finally, the SUV reaches our hide spot and Incidental 2 comes out of it and looks around the place. Edited by SirBenelux    14:03, 14 July 2019 CaptainCape

He is followed by another Incidental, who formerly was... 09:59, 14 July 2019 Views06

Tom. 10:00, 14 July 2019 FourIsBestHost

Then yet another Incidental comes, formerly known as Alex. Edited by FourIsBestHost    10:11, 14 July 2019 SirBenelux

They all look around the place for any suspicious activity.

"All clear." says Incidental 2. "Let's get back to the base. We have a meeting in 10 minutes." Then, Incidental 2, Incidental 6 and Alex drive away in their SUV into town for a meeting.

"Meeting? There must be something fishy about it." says Views.

"Yeah, I hope they have something new--" says Doratron.

"Newwwwwwwwwwwww." says Mark Sabine.

"Shut up, you stupid!" says Doratron. Edited by SirBenelux    14:04, 14 July 2019 Chase McFly We then see a ginormous statue shaped like Fred. 12:00, 14 July 2019 CaptainCape

'I think I heard him at the NES HQ just before we were knocked unconscious!' I whisper. 'He just seemed as if something was... seriously wrong with him.' 12:05, 14 July 2019 Chase McFly “Maybe Fred knows what’s wrong,” I respond. Then Patrick shows up and says random words, he is then promptly arrested. “Did he just get arrested...for saying nonsense?” I ask, shocked. 12:08, 14 July 2019 FourIsBestHost

I read the laws of Everything Shall Burn, and it says that "everyone caught saying nonsense will be arrested and thrown in jail for one week." 12:28, 14 July 2019 Chase McFly Then along comes Tom, looking serverly beaten. But instead of screaming, he just says, "I am Incidental 6, and I like chocolate," He then points to a chocolate fountain near him. 13:40, 14 July 2019 FourIsBestHost

Incidental 2, original name Paul, then says: "This is not the time to point at random things! Edited by Chase McFly    13:55, 14 July 2019 Chase McFly "Let's go talk to our leaders, IncidentalMK152 and IncidentalBob456, because I think these guys are trolls," Incidental 6 says. 13:57, 14 July 2019 FourIsBestHost

When Incidental 2 and 6 leave, I find out Kevin Smork is in one of the buildings, and is trying to fix a broken Smork Alam system. Edited by FourIsBestHost    14:18, 14 July 2019 Chase McFly Kevin's name is now IncidentalPecks256 howeer. 14:28, 14 July 2019 SirBenelux

"We need to find out what they're up to." says Chase.

"But how?" says Foury. "We can't go to the city because we're not Incidentals!"

"Then we need new identities. We will also need some clever disguises." I say.

"Perfect." says Chase. 14:34, 14 July 2019 Chase McFly We all disguise ourselves to look like sea creatures and then head to the town square, where we see people creating new things and others voting to destroy them. 14:47, 14 July 2019 SirBenelux

Suddenly, ShallBurnChatBot approaches us.

"Unwanted guests detected." says ShallBurnChatBot. "Provide identification or be sent to prison. Are you Incidentals?"

"Yes, we are." I say. "I'm SirIncidental and this is..."

ONE NAMING LATER

"...and that's the list." I say.

"I see. You are all Incidentals and you have the word "Incidental" in your names. Welcome." says ShallBurnChatBot. 14:57, 14 July 2019 FourIsBestHost

Kevin Smork, who also disguised himself to get into the city, accidentally blows his cover by saying he's here to install and fix Smork alarms. (which are actually just smoke alarms, named after himself.) 16:24, 14 July 2019 Chase McFly The real IncidentalPecks256 exiles and beats Kevin for impersonation. Edited by Chase McFly    16:25, 14 July 2019 SirBenelux

"All hail the Incidental!" says Incidental 6. Then, Incidental 1, formerly known as Fred, appears. He is the king of the Incidentals. Everyone cheers for him.

"SILENCE!" says Incidental 1. "It has come to my attention that we have some newcomers." 17:40, 14 July 2019 Chase McFly "Newcomers, eh? Let's acquaint 'em with all our rules right after we take a look at their faces....No blank expressions, good, good," says Incidental 40. Then I try to talk to Incidental 40, but he holds me in a chokehold. "You have NOT talked to me in over 9 weeks," He says, and beats me up. Edited by Chase McFly    17:48, 14 July 2019 Views06

The next rule is that if something is fun, you must stop doing it immediately. 01:42, 15 July 2019 Chase McFly Then Views is caught in a fancy mansion having a great party, and is jailed. 01:45, 15 July 2019 Views06

In Jail, I see Rocko there too. He is there because... 02:56, 15 July 2019 Chase McFly He was talking to his imaginary friends. 03:00, 15 July 2019 SirBenelux

However, the Views and Rocko that got jailed were just androids, Kevin Smork created them. The real Views and Rocko were with us the whole time, disguised as Incidentals. 09:22, 15 July 2019 This reply has been removed This reply has been removed This reply has been removed This reply has been removed This reply has been removed This reply has been removed This reply has been removed SirBenelux

Then Rainbow, Sandwitch and Obvious get thrown to jail for disrupting the plot. 09:59, 15 July 2019 FourIsBestHost

I learn that Patrick was released from jail. 10:33, 15 July 2019 SirBenelux

"Alright, newbies, let's move on to the next rule." says Incidental 40. "Cloning is strictly forbidden in our city. Anyone who tries to clone an object and/or themselves here will be sentenced to 8 years in prison." Edited by SirBenelux    11:07, 15 July 2019 FourIsBestHost

Incidental 42: "Cloning, however, is allowed, if you have the permission of Incidental 1." 11:44, 15 July 2019 Chase McFly Then it turns out Views and Rocko really were in prison, they just escaped. After hearing this news, we kill a few living Koopsers clones. I decide to ask Benelux why he's always beating me up. 11:44, 15 July 2019 SirBenelux

"Ah, it was nothing, Chase. Beating you up was just a gut reaction." I tell Chase.

"Okay, time for the next rule." says Incidental 40. "No individual decisions. Everyone's decisions must be the same." 11:52, 15 July 2019 This reply has been removed Dodecadork Dodecadork

I throw a stuffed jalopeno at SirBenelux 11:57, 15 July 2019 FourIsBestHost

I block the stuffed jalopeno with a food shield. 12:03, 15 July 2019 Chase McFly TheIncidentalFanatic then arrives to give us all gifts. He gives Cape a Forever Alone book, Rocko a pony, Benelux an essay written by CheeseCrocker, Views, soap, a microphone, a baseball, and a SpongeBob figurine, and me a slap, 20 insults, and a time-out. "This guy does a good Korra impression," I mutter. 12:07, 15 July 2019 CaptainCape

After TheIncidentalFantic went elsewhere and nobody else is looking, I eat the Forever Alone book. 'Rocko, you want that pony gone too?' I whisper to Rocko. 12:38, 15 July 2019 Chase McFly The pony turns out to be Applejack though, and she grabs Views and runs off. 12:40, 15 July 2019 CaptainCape

I see the soap, the microphone, the baseball and the figurine on the ground, and wash the remains of the book off my face with the figurine and soap. 'Anyways, I wonder who'd even write a book called "Forever Alone",' I say. 12:45, 15 July 2019 Chase McFly The author's name is written in gold letters. "Incidental 36",

"We should find this guy," I say. "I hear he's super rich, so he lives in the poor, seedy, dilapidated part of town, The Discussions. That's how things work here," 13:38, 15 July 2019 SirBenelux

"Poor, seedy, dilapidated... Something tells me that the Discussions has the same descriptions as Lower East Side in New York." I think. We then go to the Discussions and find Incidental 36's mansion.

"That's his house. Let's go." says Chase. We then go to Incidental 36's porch and knock on his front door. Then, Incidental 36, formerly known as Harold (the red one, not the blue one), opens the door.

"Ah, more guests." says Incidental 36. "Something tells me you're new to the Incidental Cult. What can I do for you?" Edited by SirBenelux    14:09, 15 July 2019 Chase McFly "We wanna know if you know the true identiy of the man who calls himself, 'TheIncidentalFanatic," I say. 14:15, 15 July 2019 FourIsBestHost

"Oh, yes, I do. We were best friends when we were kids." he says. "Paul Actor, he lives not far away from here." 14:52, 15 July 2019 Chase McFly "How'd your book get into his posession, and do you dislike that this town values the stuff we hate?" I ask. 14:58, 15 July 2019 This reply has been removed This reply has been removed RockoRama RockoRama

Needless to say, I back up, rather frightened, without disrupting any of the ongoing conversation. 17:22, 15 July 2019 Chase McFly Paul then arrrives and takes us to his house. Paul is very poor, so he lives in the fancy, wel;l-developed "Forums" subdivision. 17:30, 15 July 2019 SirBenelux

"What do you want with us, Paul?" I say. 17:35, 15 July 2019 Chase McFly Paul says the book is in fact a guide to living with the rules of ESB. He then goes back into TheIncidentalFanatic form to jail a person who cloned themself. Edited by Chase McFly    17:59, 15 July 2019 CaptainCape

'Crap, I shouldn't have eaten that book,' I say, but TheIncidentalFanatic warns me for swearing. 18:04, 15 July 2019 Chase McFly Then somebody starts changing all the street sighns. "An episde of ShallBurn StupidPerson has aired, meaning we must fix everything to relate to our word of god," The fish says. 18:42, 15 July 2019 This reply has been removed This reply has been removed This reply has been removed This reply has been removed RockoRama RockoRama

One of the fish walking by, who is light blue and fairly large, is stopped by a fish in uniform.

"Incidental 67, is it?" the fish in uniform says.

"Uh, yeah, that's me," he replies.

"The new episode has you drive a boat like this one," the fish in uniform says, gesturing to a boat. "So get in, and if you get this wrong like last time--"

"It was only a different coloured shirt, I don't see why it would matter--"

"Enough! You do whatever you are shown to do in that episode, don't you dare question that. If you mess this up, well, you already know what the punishment for that is, I told you last time, didn't I."

Incidental 67 stops to think about this supposed punishment, leading him to break down into a panic. "Please! I'm sorry! Just anything, please don't do that to me, I'll do what you say!"

"Good, now you understand. Now, off you drive, and don't you forget. You're in enough trouble as it is."

Incidental 67 silently climbs into the boat and drives off, as the fish in uniform walks away. We had witnessed everything. 00:16, 16 July 2019 Chase McFly We then all start to get hungry, so we walk into a coffee shop. Somebody sneezes in it and gets thrown  in jail. Edited by Chase McFly    12:01, 16 July 2019 SirBenelux

The coffee shop is called Target Café ESB Edition. The name seems to figure that regular Target Cafés are not allowed in Everyone Shall Burn for unknown reasons, so an ESB equivalent was built. 11:59, 16 July 2019 Chase McFly I grab a muffin, but am shocked there are guidelines for what counts as eating and what counts as vandalism. "Yikes, this place is strict," I say.

"OMG I love character, episode, object, and place bashing too, the admins don't care," Incidental 7 says, 12:05, 16 July 2019 FourIsBestHost

I am thrown in jail for speaking in French, as speaking in languages other than English is not allowed either. 13:33, 16 July 2019 SirBenelux

"Welcome to Target Café. May I take your order?" says Not Betty, whose Incidental name is currently unknown.

"Yes, we would like some wallaby mea--" says Views, before being interrupted by Chase.

"I'm sorry, what were you saying?" says Not Betty.

"Um, he would like...uh..."and the father of flesh"!" says Chase.

""Father of Flesh?" I don't think we have that." says Not Betty.

"Let me break it down for you." I say. "Fine, we would like 6 strawberry cheesecakes, please!"

"Okay, your food will be out in a minute!" says Not Betty.

"Okay!" says Chase. "What were you thinking, Views!? I don't wanna remember bad experiences with wallaby meat!" Edited by SirBenelux    14:29, 16 July 2019 FourIsBestHost

Views, while waiting for the food, asks from Chase: "Wait, where is Foury?" 14:29, 16 July 2019 Chase McFly "Oh no, maybe she was jailed," I say.

"Please do not mention trolls," A monster fish says. 14:32, 16 July 2019 SirBenelux

"Foury's not a troll, she's our friend!" I say. Edited by SirBenelux    17:00, 16 July 2019 FourIsBestHost

(i'm a female)

Meanwhile, I'm released from jail, and, I also go to Target Café ESB Edition. I say my name is "Incidental OHEMGEE4" because that is the alias they assigned me.. 15:02, 16 July 2019 Chase McFly Four has been brainwashed and is now obedient and Incidental. 15:06, 16 July 2019 FourIsBestHost

However, the Four that was brainwashed was not me, just a fake me that disappears when anyone tries to brainwash it. 15:13, 16 July 2019 Chase McFly Except it really was you. 15:19, 16 July 2019 FourIsBestHost

However, when I got brainwashed, they made a big mistake: I will snap out of mind control when someone says "Spaghetti!" 15:38, 16 July 2019 Chase McFly This causes Spaghetti to go everywhere, but we’re all jailed for putting spaghetti everywhere. In prison, I start smelling soybeans not coming from Cape. 16:01, 16 July 2019 CaptainCape

'Sorry, I'm just sweating,' says an alien-like voice coming a cell left of us. Inside that cell is... 16:07, 16 July 2019 Chase McFly Pace! His cell has a trap door in it. “Why, hello, brother,” He says as he sees Cape. 16:10, 16 July 2019 CaptainCape

'Oh, hello there! Haven't seen you in a long time, brother!' I respond. Suddenly, I notice the trap door opens and a Meardan comes out of it. 'Oh, and this is my girlfriend, Meerrdru!' Pace says. 18:47, 16 July 2019 Chase McFly Pace and Cape begin a long conversation, which makes sense, since they haven't seen each other since our brief visit to Sudlivarg. I ask about the trap door. Edited by Chase McFly    18:50, 16 July 2019 CaptainCape

Pace makes sure there aren't any guards, and then explains: 'You see, I'm actually a bit tired of what's going on outside. Y'know, everyone's first name being Incidental, people calling each other a number, getting thrown in jail when you behave even slightly odd... So I built a tunnel here below the trapdoor, which I and Meerrdru made into a tunnel complex where she and some friends live.'

'Some friends?' I ask.

Pace replies: 'Yes. My mom, Okwnnnu Sligark, lives down there. And so does your mom, Cape, and my uncle Acep, and aunt Epca, and grandma Peca, and...' Pace goes on into a seemingly endless list of inhabitants of the tunnel complex. 18:59, 16 July 2019 Doratron 9001.1.2

"Okay, but no killing anyone off," I say. 19:01, 16 July 2019 Chase McFly "What do you guys do here?" I ask Pace. I see the others in the complex. Sponges, Pokey-Eyes, Meardans, card boxes, cheeses, wallabies, a couple people, countryballs, and not a single fish. Edited by Chase McFly    19:05, 16 July 2019 CaptainCape

One of the Pokey-Eyes is Acep Kragils, the brother of Commander Cloak. 'Is that you, Cape? I haven't seen you since you were born as a little spikey!' he says. I explain that baby Pokey-Eyes are called spikeys. 19:10, 16 July 2019 Doratron 9001.1.2

"Except for me if you want..." I continue. 19:14, 16 July 2019 Chase McFly I apologize to Dora, and Cape starts playing a Pokey-Eye game with Apec. 19:16, 16 July 2019 SirBenelux

Apec Grakils is Commander Cloak's wife's brother. He is one of Cape's uncles. 20:40, 16 July 2019 Chase McFly Then, we’re introduced to the leader of the resistance, who is a fish as it turns out. His name is Billy, or Incidental 158. 21:06, 16 July 2019 Koopsers Joopsers Koopsers Joopsers

And then for absolutely no reason, a TV show named "Depressed Inspector Gadget" plays.

Inspector Gadget: "Go go Gadget skies!"

His recognition somehow recognized that as "Go go Gadget guns!"

Inspector Gadget then accidentally shot some people down

Inspector Gadget: "Go go Gadget PTSD..." 03:44, 17 July 2019 This reply has been removed This reply has been removed FourIsBestHost

Sandwitch and Jinx are hanged in the town hall of ESB. 05:15, 17 July 2019 This reply has been removed This reply has been removed This reply has been removed Doratron 9001.1.2

I just happened to stop by and WHAT DO I SEE but a major situation. "Hmm, if my calculations are correct, I'll have to run some more."

(Guys you're going to get us in trouble stop doing that) 06:14, 17 July 2019 SirBenelux

"Oh great resistance leader, I hear ya." I say.

"What do you want me to say to ya?" says Incidental 158.

"Why are you in jail?" I say, 11:42, 17 July 2019 Chase McFly "I'm not in jail," Incidental 158 says. "I just set up our head quarters down here for ultimate safety reasons. We are currently going to sneak into the courhouse and steal the leader's next big plan," 11:44, 17 July 2019 SirBenelux

"Really? When? At night?" I say. 11:53, 17 July 2019 CaptainCape

Incidental 158 responds: 'Yes. We'll do it at midn-' only to be interrupted by Peca Sligark, born Peca Garkils, the Meardan mother of Sasiassn and Okwnnnu: '10 PM! We decided 10 PM!' 'Alright, sorry, sorry, 10 PM,' Incidental 158 says. 12:34, 17 July 2019 Chase McFly While we wait, a trash can containing many “deleted” items, even foods, is brought out. 12:42, 17 July 2019 CaptainCape

Yesmrty Grakils, my and Epac's mother, gets a Target Café logo literally ripped from a Target Café wall out of the trash can. 12:48, 17 July 2019 Vemsa Vemsa

>Lord Jeuse joins the server

>Jeuse goes to Tescos 13:06, 17 July 2019 Chase McFly Lord Jeuse is disheartened that Tesco’s no longer exists, so he joins us as we’re sneaking into the courthouse. 13:16, 17 July 2019 Vemsa Vemsa

>Lord Jeuse only goes by the courthouse because he has to return home 13:24, 17 July 2019 FourIsBestHost

When we enter the courthouse, I find a poster on the ground, advertising NES Chips, available in many flavors including... Edited by FourIsBestHost    13:41, 17 July 2019 Chase McFly Incidental, Cheesy, and Chocolate Martian. 13:41, 17 July 2019 Vemsa Vemsa

Jeuse shoots a portal back to his homeland; the motherboard of the blocky Not Windows 1337 dimension. 13:45, 17 July 2019 Vemsa Vemsa

He enters the portal, traveling through a long and trippy wormhole of somethingness and nothingness. 13:46, 17 July 2019 Vemsa Vemsa

Once he exits the portal itself, he suddenly realizes that it looks absolutely like he thought it would look; horrifying, but it was too horrifying to be true. 13:49, 17 July 2019 CaptainCape

Back at the ESB Courthouse, we find a basement with all sorts of banned objects. A list of every banned thing is pinned to the wall, including... 13:55, 17 July 2019 Chase McFly Card boxes, wallabies, cheese, aliens, country balls... Edited by Chase McFly    14:13, 17 July 2019 CaptainCape

Tesco's, Target Café, names without Incidental in them, swearing, Minecraft YouTubers and Pokey Patties are also on the list. Peca is especially sad about the banishment of Pokey Patties, since she invented the recipe. 14:03, 17 July 2019 Chase McFly I decide to lay a trap for the leaders of this using my secret stash of Krabby Patties. 14:14, 17 July 2019 SirBenelux

"Hey guys, I just found out something about ESB." I say, on my phone. "Haldir was the founder of the city, and Incidental 1 helped him out with the construction. Incidental 1 was later elected king of the Incidentals, and Haldir mysteriously disappeared after that. Later, IncidentalMK152 became the new leader of ESB, and much later, Incidentalbob456 became leader alongside IncidentalMK152. Also, when Incidental 1 became king, he recruited a lot of fish and named his army the Incidental Cult, and they remained Incidentals to this day." Edited by SirBenelux    14:54, 17 July 2019 Chase McFly "Fascinating," I reply. "Also, let's keep quiet, I hear footsteps. Maybe we should go to a safe place like that closet..." 14:20, 17 July 2019 SirBenelux

Incidental 1 walks into the basement. "Mmm... do I smell... KRABBY PATTIES!?!? I GOTTA GO GET SOME!" he says, before seeing some Krabby Patties on a table. "There they are... unguarded! All I have to do is... Wait... It's too easy. There must be some kind of..." Incidental 1 then hears a rustling on the ceiling. "...security? Nah, it was probably just the wind." He then picks up the patty and then... "Sweet deliciousness here I..." He hears the rustling again. "...come?" A cage then falls on Incidental 1 and now he's trapped in it. Edited by SirBenelux    14:51, 17 July 2019 FourIsBestHost

"What was that loud thud?" Chase says, and we all come out of the closet we hid in. 14:47, 17 July 2019 Chase McFly We quickly bring him up with a rope and take him to a cloning facility, where Four takes on his look to trick everyone and heads to the courthouse. 14:48, 17 July 2019 SirBenelux

"Drat! I should've known it was a trap!" says Incidental 1. "Also, MY LEG!" 14:51, 17 July 2019 Chase McFly "Fred," i say to Incidental 1. 'Why have you wrecked the lives of all these people?" 14:52, 17 July 2019 CaptainCape

'I... I didn't know what I was doing...' he replies. 'It has to do with Haldir! He told me to make sure nothing would happen to ESB!' 15:01, 17 July 2019 Chase McFly "Fine then," I say. "Where can we find Haldir..." 15:05, 17 July 2019 Doratron 9001.1.2

"Behind you," I say. 15:48, 17 July 2019 CaptainCape

We see someone quickly running away behind us. 'That's him!' I yell and we start chasing Haldir. 15:50, 17 July 2019 ItsIceman159er ItsIceman159er

"But where is ESB Doratron?" I ask inquizitively. 15:52, 17 July 2019 Chase McFly "I am supposed to be long gone," Haldir says as we corner him at a dock. 'Wikis were never my thing. What do you want?" 15:54, 17 July 2019 Doratron 9001.1.2

"I'm hungry for bad government pawns ARHARAARARARRRRR...." Haldir responds before continuing as such.

Me: "Everything looks okay here, in fact, I would say the place is downright spic and span, I can barely contain myself." Edited by Chase McFly    16:23, 17 July 2019 This reply has been removed Chase McFly I realize Haldir is crazy, and we need something else to fix the world. 16:26, 17 July 2019 Koopsers Joopsers Koopsers Joopsers

(Was my Inspector Gadget post deleted?) (Edit: NVM) Edited by Koopsers Joopsers    17:21, 17 July 2019 Koopsers Joopsers Koopsers Joopsers

Some people and some of the incidentals get teleported to The Blue Room 2.

Inspector Gadget: "Huh?"

Incidental 19: "hey want a nice jelly hamburger?"

Morty: (the one from SpongeBob) "Uh.."

Incidental 43: "Dabtyuiwubeb SPAGHETTI!"

The Blue Room 2 gets covered in Spaghetti

Richard: "Ooo, Spaghetti."

And then one of the Incidentals puts on the TV on to play this on loop File:Hello kitty twerking on spongebob-1563384663 Edited by Koopsers Joopsers    17:34, 17 July 2019 Chase McFly Anyways, after escaping from Haldir, we take the DNA Four took from Fred and analyze it. 17:36, 17 July 2019 CaptainCape

But when we are almost done, we hear someone sneaking behind us... 12:07, 18 July 2019 Chase McFly It's IncidentalBob456. 12:08, 18 July 2019 CaptainCape

Suddenly, a cage falls on top of us! IncidentalBob456 runs away, laughing evil. 12:17, 18 July 2019 Chase McFly “What do we do now?” I ask, angry. 12:33, 18 July 2019 CaptainCape

'We must escape! Use your head!' I say. 19:00, 18 July 2019 Chase McFly I ram my head against the floor, which causes us to fall down a cliff. 19:10, 18 July 2019 This reply has been removed Doratron 9001.1.2

"k guys I'm good thanks" I say 19:48, 18 July 2019 Skyballs2233 Skyballs2233

"Ouch, my head!" I exclaim, having dropped my sack of barbells along the way.

"How'd they even land there that's absurd." 19:49, 18 July 2019 Chase McFly I realize that there's a fish running the place. Her name is Incidental 14.

"Hey, didn"t I see you in ESB?" She asks. 20:04, 18 July 2019 This reply has been removed This reply has been removed RockoRama    RockoRama

I go to speak to Incidental 14, "Uh... you see..." then back up silently, and take out my sonic screwdriver and pretend to scan stuff in hope of distracting the attention from me. Suddenly, I drop the sonic in shock as it suddenly becomes what appears to be Sonic The Hedgehog, only a lot of the spikes on his head appear bleached grey as if he were in some strange accident. "I can explain it to you," the hedgehog happily says to Incidental 14, in a Russian accent that sounds nothing like the original.

"I could have sworn I dreamt you existed," I say, shocked, stepping back. "Damn, a lot of mad stuff happened that night."

"Greetings, I am Sonik, and I can explain everything."

(One recap later, moo)

"And that's why we need your help." Edited by RockoRama    00:45, 20 July 2019 This reply has been removed Chase McFly "I'll help you," Incidental 14 says, taking out her own screwdriver and turning us all invisible. ":But first, I need to show you some tricks I've learned over the years," 02:35, 20 July 2019 Views06

One trick she's learned is that Marmalade can be explosive. 02:42, 20 July 2019 Chase McFly Which makes it a good tactic to use against the evil incidentals, so we turn this place into a training facility. 02:49, 20 July 2019 Views06

I work on a new invention. The new invention is marmalade as an explosive device, called "Marmgrenade". 03:01, 20 July 2019 Dodecadork Dodecadork

"I am not an Incidental. That's why I've been sent here to destroy them." I tell everyone. "Now where are the women and children, they're the easiest." I say aiming my Incidental Vaporizing Ray at the whole lot of them. 03:04, 20 July 2019 Chase McFly Dodecadork is tossed in prison for vandalism. Meanwhile, we make more breakthroughs in our training. 12:00, 20 July 2019 CaptainCape

One of our discoveries is that Pokey Patties can mind-control people, including Incidentals. We decide to try this on Incidental... 13:32, 20 July 2019 Chase McFly 15, who is bunking with Incidental 14. 13:36, 20 July 2019 CaptainCape

I throw a Pokey Patty at him, enabling mind-control. I then force him into running off a cliff. 'It works!' I say. 13:53, 20 July 2019 Chase McFly Incidental 14 then starts examining a cup in her display case. "This cup is a good tool to get rid of the incidentals. It's got magic powers," 13:54, 20 July 2019 CaptainCape

'Uhh, what exactly does it do?' I ask. 'I don't really know what it does to the Incidentals - but there's no other way than trying!' she says. 14:48, 20 July 2019 Chase McFly She then gives it to Cape, who then starts shooting cups from his hands. 14:50, 20 July 2019 CaptainCape

I can't seem to control the cup-shooting, since the cups go everywhere and break the display case. 'Let's try it on an Incidental!' Incidental 14 says. She goes outside and we see Incidental 67. 15:10, 20 July 2019 Chase McFly Then we see more Incidentals. They place a bomb, so we escape and now we're pretty much fugitives. 15:12, 20 July 2019 CaptainCape

The cups shooting from my hands knock out Incidental 87. 15:18, 20 July 2019 Chase McFly It turns out there's a van parked nearby, so we all jump in it. 15:19, 20 July 2019 CaptainCape

Inside, we find Mario and his parents, Mama Mia and Papa Pia. 'That's-a-me-van, Vannio!' Mario exclaims as we drive away. 15:29, 20 July 2019 FourIsBestHost

We stop at a place only one Incidental knows about. Said Incidental is Incidental 340. 15:35, 20 July 2019 Chase McFly We get out and decide to upgrade this van we’re in, when Cape starts vomiting liquid. It causes Incidentals 340 and 14 to dissolve. 15:41, 20 July 2019 RockoRama RockoRama

This understandably shocks us. "They're... dead? Now what do we do?" I say quietly.

Suddenly, Billy Mays appears behind us. "Hi, Billy Mays here, for The Handy Switch, [holds out light switch] the new wireless light switch that'll let you control any lamp... from anywhere!"

None of us take much notice of this until he flicks the switch - causing the van's headlights to turn on - and revealing the silhouette of someone standing near the van. 17:45, 20 July 2019 Chase McFly I realize it’s a hologram. A hologram of Fred/Incidental 1. 17:48, 20 July 2019 RockoRama RockoRama

"It's him!" I say, not realising it's a hologram and backing up. (Needless to say, I smack into a glass pane.)

"Okay, what now?" one of us asks. 18:03, 20 July 2019 Chase McFly "I need help. My leg hurts," Incidental 1 says. "I am in a strange place, Incidental 14. Here are my coordinates. I..." The hologram dsiappears after I take a photo of the coordinates. 18:15, 20 July 2019 CaptainCape

'That was... weird...' I say. 'My vomit usually doesn't dissolve people... Anyways, Chase, where do those coordinates lead to?' 18:53, 20 July 2019 Chase McFly "A place all the way across the country, goes through Everything Shall Burn," I reply. 18:55, 20 July 2019 CaptainCape

'Wait... We have to go through Everything Shall Burn again? At least we're properly armed this time,' I say and show a bag full of marmalade grenades. 19:10, 20 July 2019 Chase McFly We drive the van towards ESB, but a masked hijacker appears. 22:28, 20 July 2019 Views06

I notice the shape of their body resembles Norton. 22:31, 20 July 2019 Chase McFly The hijacker opens a backpack full of Howtocool's clones, which causes him to run away screaming, all the way to where he gets thrown in prison. The hijacker then runs away. 22:33, 20 July 2019 Views06

An eerie sound is heard where he went. 22:36, 20 July 2019 Chase McFly I look over, it's coming from The Incidental Candy Factory. 22:37, 20 July 2019 Views06

But the candy they're making isn't edible. The candies are bombs in disguise. 22:38, 20 July 2019 Chase McFly We don't know this though, and head over. 22:39, 20 July 2019 Views06

When we arrive, I spot 2 Incidentals carrying a box of Cherry Bombs disguised as Gumdrops. 22:52, 20 July 2019 Chase McFly I ask to help, remembering I'm still disguised as an incidental. 22:58, 20 July 2019 Views06

One of the admin Incidentals then gives you a warning for simply asking to help. 01:53, 21 July 2019 Chase McFly So I get jailed, leaving the rest of you to infiltrate the bomb factory. Cape uses his powers to kill some incidentals, but suddenly... 01:57, 21 July 2019 CaptainCape

...Mario jumps on top of me causing me to fall over! 'It's-a-me-revenge!' he says. 'I want-a-me-van, Vannio!' 15:56, 21 July 2019 Chase McFly Then an Incidental shoots Mario. 16:05, 21 July 2019 CaptainCape

It's Incidental 104. Incidental 104 and her husband Incidental 105 hijack Vannio and attempt to crash into us. 18:24, 21 July 2019 Chase McFly Team NES escapes and runs right into ESB. Edited by Chase McFly    20:06, 21 July 2019 RockoRama RockoRama

Now ESB has us surrounded from both sides.

"Uh, any way out of this? Any ideas, anyone? At all?" I say, slowly panicking. 20:40, 21 July 2019 Chase McFly I go look at a statue of a deceased incidental, where a kid is spray-painting grafitti. His name is Incidental 100.35. 20:48, 21 July 2019 RockoRama RockoRama

The graffiti reads "ANOTHER VICTIM OF THE SLYTHERINS BITES THE DUST" in capitals.

We all walk past, when we look behind and realise he's running after us furiously with a metal pole in his hand. 00:05, 22 July 2019 Chase McFly Then Incidental 100 jails him for vandalizing a dead person statue. 00:11, 22 July 2019 RockoRama RockoRama

After that, we all try to be careful keeping it down while we make our way through ESB. There's all sorts of horror that we see. Eventually, we start seeing signs mentioning what's supposedly the bomb factory. "We must be getting close." 00:20, 22 July 2019 Doratron 9001.1.2

"Rocko, now's your chance to astral project!" I say excitedly. "Rocko.....Rocko...........Rocko???? " 01:02, 22 July 2019 This reply has been removed Chase McFly It turns out Rocko has been kidnapped. I notice a bandage laying nearby, and detect it’s Fred’s leg. “Now we gotta save Rocko too,” I grunt. 01:50, 22 July 2019 FourIsBestHost

The Cheesecake SUV, which is made of cheesecake, brakes in front of us. 12:15, 22 July 2019 Chase McFly Team NES gets in it and drives through ESB, as cheesecake makes since in ESB since it is known for a vast array of random objects. 12:22, 22 July 2019 RockoRama RockoRama

Meanwhile, I am locked behind bars in a dark basement where Fred-- I mean, Incidental 1 has locked me up. "Now, that's it, you have no idea how hard I worked on this town," he says to me, annoyed.

"I'm sure you worked very hard on this town," I respond quietly. "But what's that got to do with me?"

"You are not welcome here," he says, getting angrier. "You and your friends had better leave. Now."

"If you want me to leave," I say sarcastically, "then why not just kick me out already?"

Then he truly snaps. "Where are your friends?! Tell me where your friends are!"

"I don't know where my friends are," I say.

"Agh, my leg!" he groans, clutching his leg and walking off upstairs, likely to get some painkillers or something. "I'm done interrogating. Once I next come down here, you're dead." He then leaves.

"Damn, I'm so dead," I mutter to myself, panicked, when suddenly I catch sight of Sonik appearing outside the cell and grabbing the keys from a shelf. "Just as well he didn't lock your stuff up when he confiscated them, ay?" he says, unlocking the cell door. When suddenly, Incidental 1 runs back down the stairs with a weapon. 13:02, 22 July 2019 Chase McFly Meanwhile, in Everything Shall Burn, somebody realizes that the Cheesecake didn't appear in any episode of SomeBig StupidPerson, the show that chronicles daily ESB life, and sticks a "Marked for deletion" sign on it. I see this as I escape from jail and grab everyone as the community meets in public to see whether or not they will disentegrate it. We decide to hide until the coast is clear. 13:06, 22 July 2019 FourIsBestHost

However, someone points out that the Cheesecake SUV made an an appearance in the background of Episode 32, however, it's hard to notice. 13:14, 22 July 2019 Chase McFly So then a huge debate starts about whether it should be included in the List of background objects (the dump). 13:19, 22 July 2019 FourIsBestHost

Eventually, the debate passes and everyone leaves.

We then come out of hiding and find out that one of the members of the community dropped a sheet of paper containing the lyrics to a song by Incidental 1, which is the song of ESB itself. 13:27, 22 July 2019 Chase McFly The song starts “What ever our community wants, we do the opposite,” and goes on and on about the dumb rules of their bureaucracy. 13:51, 22 July 2019 CaptainCape

The last line of the song is: 'SomeBig StupidPerson controls our life, keeps us alive'. 13:56, 22 July 2019 Chase McFly Klirork gobbles up the sheet music, and we hear Udrreem's voice coming from him as he expands in size. We decide to use him as an exit ticket from ESB so we can find Rocko. 16:02, 22 July 2019 SirBenelux

Meanwhile, Incidental 1 puts Rocko in maximum security so he won't escape again. 16:06, 22 July 2019 Chase McFly He then plays 'My Little Kangaroo" on the tv that Rocko has. The show stars a kangaroo with dwarfism who wishes to be a pony. He is voiced by Mr. Mortimer and lives in a sycamore tree. 16:08, 22 July 2019 RockoRama    RockoRama

I sit there and scream, with my eyes shut and covering my ears and desperately waiting for it all to end. 16:14, 22 July 2019 Chase McFly Fred mutates into his hideous form and drops an anvil on Rocko, apparently killing him. Edited by Chase McFly    16:19, 22 July 2019 SirBenelux

However, the Rocko that Fred killed was just a decoy, as the real Rocko escaped using his ghost powers. Edited by SirBenelux    16:20, 22 July 2019 Chase McFly Rocko is really dead though, except his spirit is still astral-projectinmg. Rocko's software remnant Windows1338 and builds a new robot body for him, now he's on the run, since his human body was killed. 16:20, 22 July 2019 SirBenelux

I then catch Rocko's astral projection with my Countryball Cannon's suck function and then I put it into Rocko's robot body. 16:23, 22 July 2019 Chase McFly It turns out Benelux was captured by Fred as well, as the rest of us are miles away hiding out. Edited by Chase McFly    16:24, 22 July 2019 Views06 BotRocko1 The Rise of the BotRocko begins. 03:44, 23 July 2019 Chase McFly The admins surround all of us except Benelux and Rocko, but suddenly Applejack arrives, galloping widly towards Views, causing them to retreat. 03:55, 23 July 2019 Views06 AE3D8D10-81A2-4BED-9B55-59DDBA1B1821 Then, 4754655755765675865868768768767868687687586576567JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJjajajajajajajajajajajajbBBbBbBbBb is thrown into the same cell Rocko was in, and finds... 11:48, 23 July 2019 Chase McFly That Fred has a million guns. 11:50, 23 July 2019 Views06

She writes it down in her Notepad. It is revealed she is an undercover cop trying to investigate what's up with this weird city. 11:55, 23 July 2019 CaptainCape

The strangest about those guns is that they are sentient and they can float to wherever they want.4754655755765675865868768768767868687687586576567JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJjajajajajajajajajajajajbBBbBbBbBb sees a rifle floating down the stairs. Edited by Chase McFly    12:02, 23 July 2019 Chase McFly Rocko and Benelux continue their journey. 12:03, 23 July 2019 Views06

I ask Applejack to give me a ride back to Rocko and Benelux, but instead she calls them traitors. 12:11, 23 July 2019 Chase McFly But now that he's a robot, Rocko has super-speed and speeds Benelux to see us. He sees Applejack and faints. 12:12, 23 July 2019 Views06

Benelux: HEY? What's the hold up?! COME ON!! Let's bounce! 12:35, 23 July 2019 CaptainCape

Rocko presses a button on his robotic skin, and his legs unfold into kangaroo legs. 'I have Compakt Legs™ installed for more bounciness!' Rocko says. 12:39, 23 July 2019 Chase McFly Rocko then kicks Applejack down, but Benelux causes Views to trip too. We then hear sirens. 12:41, 23 July 2019 RockoRama RockoRama

And of course, I get scared and pass out again.

And I hit a glass pane on the way down.

Of course. 12:53, 23 July 2019 Chase McFly Then we all crash into the glass pane and are unconscious. When we wake up... 12:57, 23 July 2019 CaptainCape

...we find ourselves in some weird location that looks like a lab. 12:58, 23 July 2019 Views06

Then, Rocko's systems restart. Edited by Views06    12:59, 23 July 2019 Chase McFly There is an armored figure walking around with test tubes and syringes. 13:00, 23 July 2019 Views06

It is revealed to be Pinkie Pie. 13:10, 23 July 2019 CaptainCape

Rainbow Dash is also walking around there. She's wearing a lab coat and is holding some test tubes filled with mysterious liquids. 13:18, 23 July 2019 Chase McFly They fill the syringes and inject them into us. 13:22, 23 July 2019 RockoRama RockoRama

Just from the two characters being present, I'm already having a serious panic attack. 13:33, 23 July 2019 Chase McFly Then suddenly we awaken in a strange, but also familiar place. There’s the NES City Car Rental Store, but there’s also a desert landscape, and a lot of socks. 13:35, 23 July 2019 CaptainCape

We also see what looks like a patch of ground straight from Gravildus, including alien-looking trees and animals and even some Pokey-Eyes. 13:52, 23 July 2019 Chase McFly Rocko finds himself in a restaurant, seated across from a crying Fluttershy. “I love you, Rocko,” She says. 13:54, 23 July 2019 CaptainCape I find myself in a familiar building - it's in fact the house I lived in when I was still a little pokey. Pokey-Eye house

My house 14:15, 23 July 2019 SirBenelux

"Ha! Your house looks like a broken grampohone!" says some random person. Edited by SirBenelux    14:19, 23 July 2019 CaptainCape

Some Random Person, who likes to call himself SRP, is a bully from a nearby Pokey-Eye school. Apparently I've somehow become myself when I was nine years old. 14:21, 23 July 2019 Chase McFly Rocko panics and says, "Yes, yes I do," as she hugs him.

Then Fluttershy falls to the ground, worms crawling out of her empty eye sockets and her tongue sticking out, her hair is all messy. The room echoes her voice. "THEN WHY DID YOU LET ME DIE........" 14:32, 23 July 2019 SirBenelux

I then find myself in an r/polandball (a Polandball subreddit in Reddit) meeting about the Incidentals attacking the subreddit last night. 14:46, 23 July 2019 Chase McFly Then Fluttershy melts and Dybbuk rises from the ashes, once again possessing the sonic screwdriver. He starts screwdriving at Rocko. "DIE, YOU MIDGET KANGAROO!"

Meanwhile, the rest of us aren't having much luck in our dreams either.... 14:49, 23 July 2019 SirBenelux

Cape's childhood house gets blown up by missiles and the Incidentals invade r/polandball once again. 14:57, 23 July 2019 Chase McFly In my dream, I am falling through the sand on an inanimate box of cards, realizing it was once Views. I open Views and pull out a pie. Then more pie. Then samurai pie. I realize that all the pie is being placed in there by Gary, who runs me over with a boatmobile. Then, I see a mountain made f coookies, eat, and explode. 15:00, 23 July 2019 CaptainCape Mantis Borb

Shrkjork Back in the ruins of my childhood house, Epac (who is already 18 years old), me and our pet, who is a big fat blue bird thing with mantis claws and insect legs and called Shrkjork, are escaping while the house is being bombarded by Ungrits. At the time, they were warmongers who were selling blood of their enemies as red paint. 15:08, 23 July 2019 Chase McFly Meanwhile, I find myself encased in jello as a giant blue thing comes towards me. The blue thing is saying smething funny, a green thing is making weird drawings, a red thing is scaring a tan thing, All these things look oddly familliar. 15:10, 23 July 2019 CaptainCape

Then, a man with a camera enters the room Chase is in and starts to record everything. 15:30, 23 July 2019 Chase McFly Then he disintegrates and I turn into a card box. 15:31, 23 July 2019 CaptainCape

Some random kids run in and starts to pull out all the cards, even cards that aren't supposed to be in an Earth card box, like the Eleven of Hearts. 15:45, 23 July 2019 SirBenelux

The Eleven of Hearts was created by Recste Kragils, the father of Cester Kragils and one of Cape's grandfathers. 17:05, 23 July 2019 Chase McFly Then a bunch of fiery mushrooms surround each of our dreamscapes, creating a dream version of Wishworld. 17:12, 23 July 2019 SirBenelux

The mushrooms are then extinguished by a man dressed up as wallaby meat with zest ketchup. 17:32, 23 July 2019 Chase McFly In Wishworld, I say I’m glad to see “Kangy”, which causes Rocko to become a kangaroo. 17:40, 23 July 2019 RockoRama RockoRama

Meanwhile, I am having a panic attack while covering my eyes and whimpering "I just want you back" over and over when that happens to me. "Oh, well that's random. Heh," I say, completely deadpan. 17:49, 23 July 2019 Chase McFly Then Wishworld takes you literally and Fluttershy appears. 17:52, 23 July 2019 CaptainCape

In my part of Wishworld, Marketing Manager Chikar, who functions as the commander of the Ungrit army, is burning the remains of the my house - which was built by Rectse Kragils and his wife Eddnhi Kragils themselves - to ashes while maniacally laughing. Also, the rest of Chikar's army is chasing me, Epac and Shrkjork through a jungle with very alien trees everywhere, when suddenly... 18:41, 23 July 2019 Chase McFly Cheese fills up the world. I look at CheeseCrocker, who is trapped in his crazy Wishworld part. 18:47, 23 July 2019 CaptainCape

He shrugs, when all of a sudden, grass starts to grow on top of the cheese. The sales manager of the Ungrits, Rick Griggles, and his wife Eddie Griggles, manage to escape from the overgrown cheese and free other Ungrits. One of those is the Angry Edge Commander, who controls if people should cross edges or not. 18:50, 23 July 2019 Chase McFly CheeseCrocker then eats the grass, but ends up eating Ungrits too and exploding, which ends up removing him from the dreamscape. Mr. Mortimer appears and spreads shaving cream everywhere, we then spring out of Wishworld and back to the desert landscape. 19:13, 23 July 2019 RockoRama RockoRama

Suddenly, in the distance, dozens of pyramids emerge from the ground. 01:06, 24 July 2019 Chase McFly We go over to explore one. 01:53, 24 July 2019 RockoRama RockoRama

As we go into the complex, we quickly realise that the entire pyramid has very precise traps everywhere. 02:01, 24 July 2019 Chase McFly There's also a stack of cups in the center spelling "i.N.C.I.D.E.N.T.A.L." .

"Anyone wanna look at that?" I ask. 02:03, 24 July 2019 RockoRama RockoRama

Behind the stack of cups is a fairly well hidden door, behind which is a room full of different kinds of cups.

And also buckets. I guess they ran out of cups for that collection. 02:13, 24 July 2019 Chase McFly I go touch one of the cups, and vanish. 02:18, 24 July 2019 RockoRama RockoRama

We don't have time to react before the stscks of cups fall on all of us.

And the buckets, I'd better not forget those. 02:22, 24 July 2019 Chase McFly We arrive in a place where a young man-Daniel Cupp-is happily stacking cups. He is doing experiments on them. 04:02, 24 July 2019 CaptainCape

We notice that some cups have an ominous green glow, other cups are floating mid-air, some cups are changing color and others even talk with each other. 07:34, 24 July 2019 Chase McFly Daniel starts drinking some cups. 11:36, 24 July 2019 Views06

He drinks one, and as it goes down in lights up his digestive system.

Cape: Oh no! This is making me crave Fried Human Stomach! 11:44, 24 July 2019 Chase McFly Then Daniel drinks a cup of Mind-Control Erasure potion.

"Wait,": I realize. "This is how we defeat the Incidentals! We head to the pyramids in Egypt and feed them all the potion, curing them! That will then make Fred easier to kill," 11:50, 24 July 2019 CaptainCape

'But how do we get enough potion for all Incidentals? We should find out how Daniel made the potion!' I say. But suddenly, we hear an Ungrit spaceship fying above the pyramids! 12:09, 24 July 2019 Chase McFly Daniel starts looking for his laser weapon. He grabs Rocko's eye and shoots its laser at an Ungrit ship. The ship falls too the ground with a thud, and he grabs a dead Ungrit body. He then sniffs around, smelling the remains of Rocko's body strapped to Views' back. Grabbing the wallaby remains, he also grabs Cape's stash of Pokey-Patties and my lunch of soybeans. He then grabs a bag of radioactive waste and pours it into a mixture with the other things, which he then stirs. Then, he puts it in a bottle and writes "Mind-Control Erasure Potion." 12:15, 24 July 2019 CaptainCape

I've written down the recipe: 'Kill Ungrits for the taste of sweet revenge, then pour in wallaby meat (I know Views has a pile of it in his house), add some Pokey Patties made by grandma and soybeans/Pokey-Eye organs, finish with radioactive waste to spice everything up since radioactivity is just spicy air.' 12:24, 24 July 2019 Chase McFly I glance at Cape's recipe, but not before we suddenly return to our original dreamscape. 12:25, 24 July 2019 CaptainCape

I'm back at the burnt remains of the house, with Ungrits literally feasting on the ashes. The Angry Edge Commander is singing the Ungrit anthem, Rick and Eddie Griggles are dancing, a soldier called Craigillum Craigsley and his wife Vassalladenri are making a giant cake, and Chikar?

Chikar is doing a frenzied tapdance. When he sees me, he immediately starts to... 12:30, 24 July 2019 Chase McFly Throw wallaby meat at you. 12:32, 24 July 2019 CaptainCape

I used to - used to - have a friend at school called Helena, who was a wallaby. It turns out Chikar ate all of Helena's family.

'Now I know what happened to her...' I mutter. 12:35, 24 July 2019 Chase McFly As Rocko's date with Fluttershy repeats, he obliterates her with his laser. He is then met by some ghostly wallaby family members. 12:51, 24 July 2019 CaptainCape

It turns out Helena is Rocko's sister and that only Rocko survived Chikar's mass-eating of wallabies. 13:00, 24 July 2019 Chase McFly Meanwhile, Views sees Happa.

"Do you miss your real parents?" Happa asks. Edited by Chase McFly    13:04, 24 July 2019 CaptainCape

Views doesn't know what to reply, when Happa shows a picture of... 13:06, 24 July 2019 Chase McFly His real parents, who are wearing red shirts like the Kosovo flag.

Meanwhile, Epac, Yesmrty, and Cloak appear to Cape. 13:10, 24 July 2019 CaptainCape

And they're all telling me different things.

Epac: 'I'll never give you the Pokey Patty recipe! I've been working since I was 15 (which is the average Pokey-Eye working age), but you can't even take care of a big wingless bird thing without it becoming obese!'

Cloak: 'My grandfather built the house myself, but now it's all gone because you were too cowardly to fight the Ungrits!'

Yesmrty: 'If you don't defeat the Ungrits and rebuild the house and get a job, I'll share this video of the 3-year old you with the Andromedan Advertisement Creation Organisation (AACO)!' 13:16, 24 July 2019 Chase McFly My family starts haunting me, but I wish for them to go and they disappear. But Benelux is in trouble with his parents... 13:21, 24 July 2019 CaptainCape

His parents are called SirSenelux and Mrs. Alenelux. They are both countryballs, and represent respectively Serbia and Albania. 13:24, 24 July 2019 Chase McFly We all start moaning, only to see everything beginning to dissolve. 13:27, 24 July 2019 CaptainCape

'What's happening?' I ask when I see Epac, Cloak and Yesmrty dissolving and hear the sounds of the Ungrit anthem and feasting warriors fading away. 13:29, 24 July 2019 Chase McFly The last thing we see in the dream is Fred saying, “Do not come for me! Do not bring...” 13:31, 24 July 2019 CaptainCape

Suddenly, we all wake up, back in the mysterious lab inhabited by Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash. However, we find out all of us are in different rooms. Edited by CaptainCape    13:45, 24 July 2019 Chase McFly I am on a long metal table, and my head feels sweaty. I raise my flipper. “Flipper?” I gasp, getting up. I see a piece of cheese, some blue soybeans, a green card box, a red Kosovo ball, and a stuffed wallaby. 13:49, 24 July 2019 CaptainCape

I am on a metal table too, but in a different room. My skin feels unusually wet and slimy. 14:01, 24 July 2019 Chase McFly I eat the cheese and soybeans, then play catch with the stuffed wallaby while also playing solitaire. 14:09, 24 July 2019 RockoRama RockoRama

I wake up in a room in the lab. Upon remembering where I am, I begin having a minor panic attack. 14:15, 24 July 2019 Chase McFly I then try to grab on the door, but fall back onto the ball. This causes the remaining cheese I balanced on it to get wedged under the door. I then realize that I’m a fish, and technically I should be able to fit under a doorway, so I try squeezing under it. 14:20, 24 July 2019 SirBenelux USAball I then wake up in a room with lots of countryballs. Then USAball approaches me to welcome me back to the world of countryballs.

"Hey there, SirBenelux!" says USAball. "Where have you been? We wondered where you have gone!"

"Um, I was hanging out with people who have different species..." I say. "Why, there's a human, a wallaby, a box of cards, a block of cheese, and an alien. Isn't that cool?"

"Hell yeah!" says USAball. "I have been hanging out with a person not my species once. It was the best."

"Yeah, yeah, the best, whatever." I say. "Now, how do I get out of this room?" 6UoMc4F "I don't know how, but maybe New Zealand knows." says USAball, before looking at New Zealandball, as opposed to pointing. Conch Republicball "Yes, I do, since I'm smart-butt." says New Zealandball. "You need to bounce back and forth in order to break the locked door open, since neither of us have the key that opens the door. Not even Key West."

"Well, I had plenty of keys, but a green fish with brown pants took them from me, including the one that opens that very door, locking me in here with you guys." says Key Westball.

"Wait, you mean, we are being held prisoner!?!?" I say.

"Yes, SirBenelux, no need to get mad over it." says Key Westball.

"Don't tell me what to do, Key West! You're not the boss of me!" I say, before starting to bounce back and forth so hard, that I busted the door open.

"Woah, Benelux busted the door open by getting angry and bouncing back and forth!" says New Zealandball. "He was going to bounce by himself, but the pressure was so high that he was fast enough to bust the door!"

"That means we're free!" says USAball. "Let's get out of here!" We then all get out of the room. Edited by SirBenelux    14:53, 24 July 2019 Chase McFly I go knocking on doors searching for everyone after escaping my room. Edited by Chase McFly    14:55, 24 July 2019 CaptainCape

Instead of a room containing one of us, he finds a storage room with all kinds of potions, tools and ingredients. 14:57, 24 July 2019 SirBenelux

"Oh no, I'm growing a fin. That means I'm turning into a fish!" I say, realizing that I'm turning into a fish.

"Woah! I've never seen a fin on a countryball before." says USAball.

"Wait, who are all your different-colored bouncy ball friends?" says Chase.

"Oh, them? These are countryballs. Some of their names are USAball, New Zealandball and Key Westball." I say.

"Hi!" say USAball, New Zealandball and Key Westball. "Oh, and drop the "-ball" off of our names when you refer to us!"

"Sorry!" I say. 14:58, 24 July 2019 Chase McFly So I go knock on more doors. 14:58, 24 July 2019 CaptainCape

Chase ends up finding the room I'm in. 'Chase! Benelux! Finally, you're here!'

'Hey there!' USAball says. 'I'm USA, this is New Zealand and the guy over there is Key West!'

Meanwhile, I've grown fins between my arms and body, my mouth is retracting into my head and my body is covered in slimy scales. 15:08, 24 July 2019 Chase McFly "We wrere tricked. The syringes trapped us in dreams so they wouldn't have us realize we were getting turnbed into Incidentals. The best way to stop this is find Incidental 1, find ingredients for the mind-control potion, and make sure we can halt our transformation. But where are the others..." I say. Edited by Chase McFly    15:14, 24 July 2019 CaptainCape

'Wait, I think I hear something!' New Zealandball says. 'It sounds like someone screaming over there,' he continues while looking at the next room. 15:18, 24 July 2019 Chase McFly Dagnabbit then arrives, with everyone else. "Hey, I saved your lives," he laughs. 'Been fighting these incidentals a long time. Now let me join you on your mission, I know an escape route. Name's Dagnabbit," Edited by Chase McFly    15:23, 24 July 2019 RockoRama    RockoRama

"Does anyone have any ideas about an escape route?" I say, panicking. "Because, what if we come across someone else who's here, or if we don't find a way out, or... so any ideas at all?" 15:35, 24 July 2019 Chase McFly We head down a pipe in the wall, which leads to a laundry chute. We then sneak out the basement door and we’re free. 15:45, 24 July 2019 SirBenelux

"Great. Now, to find the ingredients for the Mind Control Erasure Potion, since the one we made in our dream was fake." I say. "Cape, what do we need first?"

"Um, we need dead Ungrit bodies." says Cape.

"Perfect. Let's go." I say. We then take the N.E.S. Revolution to go to Asino to kill Ungrits for the taste of sweet revenge. Edited by SirBenelux    17:14, 24 July 2019 Chase McFly We were able to find the Revolution because Rocko has a GPS, so we get on it easily. Rocko's pet hedgehog, Sonik, acts as an additional motor for the ship. While on the ship, we do some fun activites, such as... 17:40, 24 July 2019 CaptainCape

...playing Pokey-Eye card games, since I took a Gravildic card box with me. There are five types of cards in a Pokey-Eye card box: Triangles, Octagons, UFOs, Rayguns and Pie. There's also more numbers, including 11, 42, Pi, Tau, 24, and more. 18:28, 24 July 2019 Chase McFly Views is talking to Sonik, who is actually Sonic the Hedgehog in disguise. 'I'm on the run from many organizations, like ESB," Sonic says. He folds Rocko up into suitcase form since being a robot he can do that, and puts him in his pocket. 'Nice change of pace, eh, Rocko?" Sonic asks. 18:33, 24 July 2019 CaptainCape

'But how did you become a sonic screwdriver?' I ask Sonic. 18:53, 24 July 2019 Chase McFly "Just a disguise," Sonic says, reverting to hedgehog form. "Anyways, I see Asino!" 18:55, 24 July 2019 CaptainCape

We land on Asino, seeing Ungrit cities everywhere around us like usual. However, we see Ungrits celebrating everywhere, since the Asino Empire was founded exactly 100 eyars ago. 09:25, 25 July 2019 Chase McFly I see a very elderly Ungrit, and give him a cup of poison. He then falls to the ground. 12:27, 25 July 2019 CaptainCape

The other Ungrits don't even seem to notice, until we load the corpse into the spaceship. 12:28, 25 July 2019 Chase McFly “Excuse me,” One asks Cape. “But are you going to give that man a Gravildus funeral? Reminds me of when we gave a funeral to an Earthling, Noi Cūppar.” 12:31, 25 July 2019 CaptainCape

'Yes, I and my friends here are about to give the poor man a funeral back on Gravildus... But could you tell me more about this Noi Cūppar?' I ask the Ungrit. 12:34, 25 July 2019 Chase McFly “After killing many members of our kind on Earth, we beamed him here, and he stopped as he got to know us, so we opted to not invade Earth anymore. He frequently mentioned his trips to Gravildus and the plants and and animals he got there, was able to make burgers out of them. One day, Noi told us he was founding the Cūppar, and invited his best Ungrit friend, Tirgnu, to join it. Tirgnu saw his murder by the Spork Tribe, and convinced us to come to Earth one final time and arrange his funeral, so we did,” The Ungrit says. Edited by Chase McFly    12:42, 25 July 2019 CaptainCape

'Wow... That's quite the story,' I respond. 'You see, we actually joined the Cuppar ourselves not too long ago. Though we chose to opt-out from the monthly meetings, I have a friend within the Cuppar that still goes to them - he even goes there with his whole family!' I say. 12:51, 25 July 2019 Chase McFly “Very cool,” The Ungrit says. “Well, carry on then. That’s actually Tirgnu who just passed away, he’d love to be buried on another planet,” The Ungrit says. 12:55, 25 July 2019 CaptainCape

I say goodbye to the Ungrit and enter the N.E.S. Revolution with Tirgnu's corpse. 'Well, at least he'll still have a purpose as a corpse,' I say. 'We could just take from him what we need for the potion and still bury the rest, right?' 12:58, 25 July 2019 Chase McFly "Yes," I say. "But let's bury it on Earth next to Noi, I think both would love that," I start steering us towards Gravildus. 13:32, 25 July 2019 RockoRama RockoRama

Meanwhile, while we're on the NES Revolution, we're trying to figure out the smaller details as to where specifically we're going to land, what we're doing once we get there, and trying to calculate mathematical equations. (The last one has nothing to do with the plot, Nabbit's just falling behind on his maths homework.) 14:00, 25 July 2019 Chase McFly Finally, we land on the surface of Gravildus. I turn to Cape, and ask, "Where does your Grandma live? I hope we can obtain Pokey-Patties from her rather than make them urselves," 14:05, 25 July 2019 FourIsBestHost

Before Cape can reply, I hear a big explosion. 14:17, 25 July 2019 Chase McFly "What the heck was that?" I ask, as we all jump onto the squishy ground. I take out the cauldron where I put some parts of Tirgnu from my backpack, and place my soybeans in it as well. "Anyeays, we still need to find Cape's grandma," 14:23, 25 July 2019 SirBenelux

"Hey, I've got an idea." I say. "Let's track down Dennih on my phone." I then track down Dennih on my phone. "She's 450 meters from here."

"Woah, that's long." says CheeseCrocker. "How are we supposed to get there."

"Easy. We'll just use public transportation." I say. "Speaking of which, here comes the bus now." We all get in the bus.

"Are you sure this bus takes us to the right place?" says Chase.

"Yeah." I say. "I've checked the many bus routes in Gravildus, and I found some routes that go past Dennih's house. One of the routes is Bus #84, which we are now riding." 14:44, 25 July 2019 CaptainCape Zorkulon

Zorkulon On board of the bus are mainly Pokey-Eyes, but also some Ungrits and another species that lives on Gravildus too, the Zorkulons. 14:56, 25 July 2019 Chase McFly I say it's neat that we're seeing species we've never seen before. I decide to ask one of the Zorkulons what he thinks of Gravildus. 14:58, 25 July 2019 CaptainCape

He squawks some words, and I translate them for Chase: 'He says that he thinks it's neat, but that Gravildus becomes too hot in summer. He also mentioned that he has a house in one of the large jungles, where he lives in a village along with other Zorkulons and Pokey-Eyes.' 15:01, 25 July 2019 Chase McFly After the bus stops, we decide to see which house is Dennih's. She moved into a new one after the old one burned down. The architecture seems to be somewhat futuristic with some elements of more intricate classical styles. 15:07, 25 July 2019 CaptainCape

I knock on the door, and my grandfather Cester Kragils opens the door. 'Who's there? Oh, is that you, capey-dapey? You've grown so much! And I see you brought some fo- uhh, friends!' he says. 15:19, 25 July 2019 Chase McFly Then Dennih shouts from the other room, "Who's there, honey?" She then peeks through the doorway and sees Cape. 'Epac! So good to see you!" Edited by Chase McFly    15:32, 25 July 2019 CaptainCape

'Emm, it's me, Cape...' I reply. 'Oh, that's nice too! Epac, Cape, daughter-in-law, it's not a lot of difference,' Dennih laughs. Suddenly, I realise that she might be a bit insane, when I see she's almost licking Chase's face. 15:31, 25 July 2019 Chase McFly I back away a bit, sweaty, and ask, "Uh, Mrs. Kragils, do you have any Pokey-Patties?" 15:33, 25 July 2019 CaptainCape

'No but I do have the recipe!' she replies. 'You just have to mix-' 'NOOOO!!!' Cester suddenly yells. 'We promised Recste that the recipe would stay secret!' 15:36, 25 July 2019 Chase McFly "If it's any consolation, I already know," Cape says, then realizing he doesn't wanna talk about Noi. "Er, Epac told me. Get some Gravildus livestock and rare plants to make the patties, then get burger ingredients," 15:40, 25 July 2019 CaptainCape

Dennih says: 'I can't say if it's right or wrong but it's not wrong! Now bye little big boy with delicious snacks!' Dennih says while Cester facepalms and we leave. 15:42, 25 July 2019 Chase McFly We go to a nearby Pokey-Eye Farm, where some Gravildus livestock is grazing, including... 15:44, 25 July 2019 Doratron 9001.1.2

Ham's Head the boar, who is hungry from eating only sugar cane. 18:04, 25 July 2019 Chase McFly Apparently, these are an alien species that greatly resemble boars. In Pokey-Eye tongue, they're called "Bywers". 18:11, 25 July 2019 CaptainCape CRE Ayug-1b63d257 ful

Ayurp There are also Ayurps eating from a trough. Ayurps are mainly farmed for their beef-like meat. 18:53, 25 July 2019 Chase McFly I buy some Ayurps from the Pokey-Eye farmer, and we head to a plant shop. 18:57, 25 July 2019 CaptainCape Verfern

Verfern Appledash

Appledash There, we buy some Appledash and Verfern. 19:03, 25 July 2019 Chase McFly These plants are not that common on Gravildus, which is a reason Dennih likes them. We head back to the ship. 19:04, 25 July 2019 RockoRama RockoRama

It takes a fair while for us to return, but eventually we do, and we quickly board the NES Revolution before anything else stalls us. 21:19, 25 July 2019 Chase McFly We put some Ayurps and plants in the cauldron containing my soybeans and begin to stir, but Woofsers demands we keep a couple of them as pets so we seem less like monsters. Cape insists that I have to make them patties first. Amidst our arguing, Views takes control of the Revolution and I check what our next stop is. 21:57, 25 July 2019 Doratron 9001.1.2

I put on a mustache and a train conductor hat for fun. "Here are your available destinations:

- Gamestop. This is a store that sells video games and consoles.

- Cat Pool. A fun hangout for your feline friends.

- Space Gym. Place for all life forms to get a workout.

- Space Disco. Popular place to unwind in local galaxy cluster." Edited by Doratron 9001.1.2    22:48, 25 July 2019 Sandwitch666    Sandwitch666

"I think we should ask Views first," I say to Doratron. 22:49, 25 July 2019 Chase McFly Views says we need to focus on the mission and directs the ship to his garage, where there's a stack of wallaby meat. 22:51, 25 July 2019 Beanieboy112 Beanieboy112

I come from nowhere and say "Hey! What did I miss?" 03:29, 26 July 2019 Chase McFly "Well," I tell Beanieboy as we land at Views' house. "Universe reset, Pokey-Eyes crashed our prom, we found CheeseCrocker in space, made a TV channel, lost Views in the Mickey Mouse slaughterhouse, and joined a cup-loving group, and now we're investigating a weird group of fish," 03:40, 26 July 2019 Views06

"Oh and, I killed SpongeBob!" 03:42, 26 July 2019 Beanieboy112 Beanieboy112

"Oh yeah, I've heard about that." Edited by Beanieboy112    04:41, 26 July 2019 Chase McFly "So this is your house," I say to Views, as I smell the pungent odor of wallaby meat coming from his garage, I ty[e in "SPONGEBOB SUCKS" on the code box, and the door opens. 11:16, 26 July 2019 SirBenelux

But suddenly, Happa appears.

"What are you doing here in my stupid brainless stepson's house?" says Happa.

"We were just taking some of my wallaby meat for the Mind Control Erasure Potion." says Views. "Oh, and mom, that's offensive to me."

"Shut up! Dalalalalalala!" says Happa, in a voice identical to SpongeBob's.

"Grrr... Now you're even worse with that unforgivable yellow numbskull's voice!" says Views. 11:35, 26 July 2019 Chase McFly It turns out this is just a clone of Happa, so Views eats her. "Mmm...jello," We go to the garage and get Rocko's dead body. Edited by Chase McFly    11:40, 26 July 2019 SirBenelux

"Now, the last ingredient we need is radioactive waste." I say.

"But where are we going to find it?" says CheeseCrocker. 11:45, 26 July 2019 Chase McFly Rocko is so grossed out at the sight of his own body, he faints. Cape offers some hair, cheek cells, and toenail clippings, as his DNA contains radiactive waste. 11:48, 26 July 2019 SirBenelux

We then put all the stuff we found in the cauldron. Then we stir the potion, and we completed it.

"Great, now the potion is complete." I say. We then put parts of the potion in seperate beakers. Edited by SirBenelux    11:59, 26 July 2019 Chase McFly We head back towards ESB, but realize we need to track down Fred first. We get in an RV and start a road trip. 12:00, 26 July 2019 CaptainCape Sigil Tower

Fred's nice little house in ESB 'I think he's in that... house or whatever it is?' I say while I point at a tower. 12:31, 26 July 2019 Chase McFly We go towards it and knock on the door, but fall through a trapdoor. 13:07, 26 July 2019 CaptainCape

We fall into a cell of what seems to be an underground prison. Outside of the cell is one of the guards: a muscled, purple fish called Dünün Incidental. 13:11, 26 July 2019 Chase McFly He appears to be erasing surveillance footage of people criticizing Fred’s oppressive rule. 13:31, 26 July 2019 SirBenelux

The other guard is a puny, yellow fish called ​Nünüd Incidental. He is near our cell taunting us with a stick, slowly, since he is puny. 14:42, 26 July 2019 Chase McFly “What do you want with us?” I ask. 14:53, 26 July 2019 SirBenelux

"You guys suck!" says Nunud. "I'm way better than you!"

"Yeah, but you're puny. You can't be better than that." says Chase. 14:59, 26 July 2019 CaptainCape

'But I still am!' he responds and he pokes me with the stick. I look at him, then pull out one of the spikes on my cheeks and calmy poke him with it. 15:18, 26 July 2019 Chase McFly Pokey-Eye spikes cause mind-control of course, so Cape demands him to go tell Fred we have a battle robot we all escaped on. 15:22, 26 July 2019 CaptainCape

Fred demands that all guards should go find and destroy the robot. 15:31, 26 July 2019 Chase McFly They leave the premises and begin a rampage that puts ESB in lockdown. However, it does allow us to escape. 15:35, 26 July 2019 CaptainCape

I poke Dünün with the same spike, and command him to unlock the cell door. 15:41, 26 July 2019 Chase McFly He unlocks the door and we escape. A hatch in Rocko’s extendable CompaktLegs is perfect to fit all of us, so we get in and he leaves ESB, shifting his parts to be like a large rock. “Now what?” I ask. 15:57, 26 July 2019 SirBenelux

"Now, we put an end to this once and for all." I say. "We need to snap everyone out of mind control, and tell them that Fred had them under his spell, so that they will no longer be Incidentals, and they won't have the word Incidental in their names. We each take a beaker filled with part of the mind control erasure potion. We split up and use the potion on the Incidentals. I'll go to the west side of the town. Chase, you go to the east side of the town. Views, you go to the north side of the town. Cape, you go to the south side of the town. CheeseCrocker, you go to the heart of the town (which is geographically in the middile of the town). Once we're done getting everyone out of mind control, we'll all meet back at the town square to face Fred." Edited by SirBenelux    17:17, 26 July 2019 Chase McFly As we fill up the beakers, I realize something. “We need to get everyone out of here while we do this. That way, Fred won’t have reinforcements,” I take control of Rocko. “Rocko, can you shapeshift into a giant Fred?” 17:23, 26 July 2019 RockoRama RockoRama

"I have no idea what I can do now, to be honest," I say. "Why'd you want me to do that anyway?" 17:40, 26 July 2019 Chase McFly Then I see Rocko's shapeshifted like I ask. "Well, Klirork is gonna pretend to be rampaging on the city, so you'll impersonate Fred leading all the citizens to safety inside a robot-you, and then I want you to get us all, ncluding the fish, far away to a remote island so Fred won't find them," I explain as Klirork gets out of Rocko and turns on his holographic projector to fake rampage on the city. 17:49, 26 July 2019 This reply has been removed RockoRama RockoRama

"This is going to be so awkward," I say under my breath, before yelling out, pretending to be Fred. "Attention! If you haven't noticed already, there is a monstrous... er... monster, attacking the city! Do not attempt to fight it, it is friendly-- I mean, uh... too monstrous... yeah." Edited by RockoRama    18:20, 26 July 2019 Chase McFly Everyone somehow belives Rocko and runs towards us, while I hold open the hatch. "You'll be safe in here," Rocko says. Edited by Chase McFly    18:28, 26 July 2019 CaptainCape

When all Incidentals are inside Rocko, Chase, I, Benelux and CheeseCrocker hop inside while Chase closes the hatch. Edited by CaptainCape    18:40, 26 July 2019 Chase McFly Rocko runs out of ESB, running madly through the sycamore grove outside it and a pony farm. He makes it back to NES City, and turns into a boat, launching himself from the Never Ending Water Fountain in the Town Square all the way to the Atlantic. Edited by Chase McFly    18:43, 26 July 2019 CaptainCape

He dashes through the ocean, while all Incidentals inside are wondering what's going on. Some think Klirork is attacking Rocko. 18:53, 26 July 2019 Chase McFly Finally, Rocko lands on an island and opens his hatch. "O  Great leader, are you alright?" They ask as they evacuate, only to see their leader now looks like a metal cruise ship with a wallaby head. "Uh, what happened?" Incidental 40 asks. 18:56, 26 July 2019 RockoRama RockoRama

"Oh, I'm not your great leader," I say, reverting to normal. "However, I'm certainly here to help you all.

Speaking of help, could one of you please give me a hand with the explaining, please? Explaining stuff like this and talking to people are not my specialties..." 19:01, 26 July 2019 Chase McFly "What Rocko's trying to say," I say, as Rocko stutters in front of the confused crowd. "Is that we brought you here to drink a potion that will grant you unlimited power. There's just enough for all a thousand of you, now get in a single file line," 19:04, 26 July 2019 RockoRama    RockoRama

A few of us begin serving out the solution to the first few incidentals as the line forms. 21:07, 26 July 2019 Tomodachidudeball Tomodachidudeball

The line is so long it’s visible from space. 21:19, 26 July 2019 Dodecadork Dodecadork

But I am ineligible to drink the potion, having signed a written agreement not to do so.

"Everyone's drinking that stuff! I need a new lawyer," I remark. 21:24, 26 July 2019 Chase McFly Once we’re done serving the potion, we hear a rustling in the bushes. It’s coming from a wrinkly creature who looks a lot like Cape. 21:27, 26 July 2019 Tomodachidudeball Tomodachidudeball

I ask Dodecadork what he means by not drinking the potion. But people have more important questions, like how I’m still alive after Earth fell to Hell. But I dodge the question by asking dodecadork why he doesn’t want to drink the potion. 21:37, 26 July 2019 Chase McFly Commander Cloak (that’s the creature, Cape’s father) tells Tomodachidude that Dodecadork wasn’t being mind-controlled, so he’s an exception. 21:41, 26 July 2019 Tomodachidudeball Tomodachidudeball

I ask, “Is there anyone else not being mind controlled? Sonic? Mr. Game and Watch? Mario? Anyone?” 22:20, 26 July 2019 RockoRama RockoRama

"Sonic's alright, wherever he is at the moment, I think Mario's fine too, but last I checked he was having a rampage trying to get his van back. And I haven't seen Mr. Game and Watch in a long while now."

"Sorry I took so long," Sonic says, arriving there and then. "It took me a while getting past ESB's security while everything was going on. As a matter of fact, they've been out to get me for a while now, so I'd better keep it quiet and stay with the rest of you." 22:32, 26 July 2019 Dodecadork Dodecadork

"Because unlimited power is too dangerous. I don't want that," I tell Tomodachidudeball. 22:43, 26 July 2019 Chase McFly Then Cloak sees Sonic. "Cape!" He says, giving him a hug. "So nice to see you! You're just as small as I remember!"

"Uh, dad, why are you hugging a hedgehog..." Cape asks.

"Whoops, sorry, son," Cloak says. "Must've lost my glasses," He throws Sonic to Rocko and hugs Cape. 22:53, 26 July 2019 Tomodachidudeball Tomodachidudeball

Sonic says “this is getting awkward......” I say “he said it not me.” 23:17, 26 July 2019 Chase McFly "We're all emotional and stuff," I say. "But we need to get back in the RockoBoat, we're on a tight schedule," I lead everyone back, the Incidentals still confused about how they were cured. 00:04, 27 July 2019 Beanieboy112 Beanieboy112

"So now are we going to?" I ask. 02:37, 27 July 2019 Chase McFly I explain to Beanieboy that we need to wait for the Rockoboat to arrive back in ESB so we can put Benelux' plan to defeat Fred into action. We are all currently riding it. 02:48, 27 July 2019 Dodecadork Dodecadork

I decide I like being all powerful and drink the potion. 04:41, 27 July 2019 Tomodachidudeball Tomodachidudeball

Which sends Dodecadork on a rampage 10:53, 27 July 2019 Chase McFly So Rocko stretches his leg and catches Dodecadork, and we go back to Everyone Shall Burn. Edited by Chase McFly    11:19, 27 July 2019 SirBenelux

It is revealed that when the Incidentals have been turned back to normal, their names were turned back to normal too. Yep. All the names of the fish have been reverted to their original names. All except for Fred, who is the only Incidental left, as IncidentalMK152 and Incidentalbob456 have been turned back to normal by the potion. Meanwhile, we arrive at ESB, and run to the town square for an epic showdown against Fred. 11:22, 27 July 2019 Chase McFly But it isn’t Fred who we hear stomping towards us. It’s Vul Smile. 11:24, 27 July 2019 SirBenelux

It appears that Vul Smile has been revived by Fred between when we left ESB and returned to it. Fred casted a spell on a hill in Buenos Aires, where Noi Cuppar has been buried, to bring Vul back to life. That way, he will have another reinforcement during the battle. Edited by SirBenelux    11:28, 27 July 2019 Chase McFly Fred arrives for real and sees us. “My loyal subjects, annihilate these idiots.” 11:30, 27 July 2019 SirBenelux

"I'm sorry, Fred, but your loyal subjects are on our side now, and there's nothing you can do about it." I say. 11:32, 27 July 2019 CaptainCape

Klirork (in his monster form) walks near us, turns into his cat form and hisses at Fred as a way of threatening him. 12:31, 27 July 2019 Chase McFly Fred sends an army of evil robots out. He then climbs a high tower. 12:36, 27 July 2019 CaptainCape

We and the de-brainwashed Incidentals have great trouble with fighting the robot army, when suddenly, Commander Cloak appears in front of us! 13:01, 27 July 2019 Chase McFly Cloak looks at Klirork. 'Hey, didn't we know each other after I got lost in Marmaladukio/" He asks. 13:07, 27 July 2019 CaptainCape

Klirork meows in agreement. But suddenly, Klirork notices Vul is charging at Cloak and Klirork decides to... 13:46, 27 July 2019 Chase McFly Gobble him up. “Yum yum,” Klirork says. 13:48, 27 July 2019 CaptainCape

Cloak picks Klirork up and pets him. 'Good cat,' he says. Klirork starts to purr as reponse. 14:09, 27 July 2019 Chase McFly Then a bunch of fire breathing dragons sent by Fred appear to kill us. 14:10, 27 July 2019 SirBenelux

Luckily, I use my Countryball Cannon's ice ray mode to freeze the fire breathing dragons. 14:15, 27 July 2019 Chase McFly But Fred also sends some evil robots, who wound a dozen of us, the 12 he wounded are... 14:17, 27 July 2019 SirBenelux

...former Incidentals 2-13. 14:19, 27 July 2019 Chase McFly Then Fred incapacitates 30 non-fish members of our group with plasma, the 30 he incapacitates are... 14:20, 27 July 2019 SirBenelux

...Rocko and 29 Rocko clones. 14:23, 27 July 2019 Chase McFly But then he sicks the Angry Birds on 42 of the non-fish, non-robot, and non-clone members of our group. The 42 people knocked out by the Angry Birds are... 14:26, 27 July 2019 SirBenelux

...Chase, Views, Cape, me, CheeseCrocker, and 37 Koopsers replacements who snuck on the RockoBoat. Edited by Chase McFly    14:45, 27 July 2019 Chase McFly Then Fred takes control of Klirork’s monster form and makes him knock out Urdrreem, Anti-Turkey, Woofsers Oofsers, Kitchen Guy-Guy, Painfully Honest Buhdeuce, Proto, Super-Why, Superman, Turkeyball, Andhra Vul, Bomb, Norfolk Pig, Edd, Keeby, Michael Rosen, Nabbit, Luigi, and RootNegativeSixteen. Edited by Chase McFly    14:35, 27 July 2019 SirBenelux

And then, Fred turns into a giant monster. 14:57, 27 July 2019 Chase McFly As Monster Fed fires a laser at Mark Sabine, Toht, Tieng Cppa, Applejack, Cloak, Doggy-Not, and Happa, which knocks them all out, Klirork grows enormous and gobbles him up. "Yum, yum," Klirork says again as Dr. Smart tries to see who's still alive out of all the unconscious people. Edited by Chase McFly    15:00, 27 July 2019 SirBenelux

The lasers came out of Fred's eyes, since he was a monster, and everyone is still alive. Edited by SirBenelux    14:59, 27 July 2019 CaptainCape

However, Toht, the Angry Birds, 24 Koopsers replacements and Incidental 14 are heavily wounded. 15:10, 27 July 2019 Chase McFly Klirork eats a couple of the Angry Birds, but they’re spicy and they chase him as he runs to a lake. 15:16, 27 July 2019 CaptainCape

'Soooo... What should we do with ESB now? I guess the Incidentals go back to where they used to live. Or NES City...' I ask Chase. 15:17, 27 July 2019 Chase McFly “We should make this part of NES City, but tear down some useless buildings and clean it,” I say, looking for my transporter to send the fish back to Bikini Bottom. 15:20, 27 July 2019 CaptainCape

We end up finding Chase's transporter in the basement of the ESB Courthouse. We put in all former Incidentals, and Kitchen Guy-Guy drives it to Bikini Bottom.

'First of all, we should get rid of that tower,' I say while pointing at the tower Fred used to live in. 15:38, 27 July 2019 Chase McFly I grab a wrecking ball and smash it. After a lot of busy work, we decide to retire to our headquarters in NES City. 16:15, 27 July 2019 SirBenelux

"I'll call the police to condemn ESB." I say, as I drink a can of Coke. 17:06, 27 July 2019 Chase McFly “Nah,” I say. “Let’s just leave them to build the connector between ESB and NES City,” We head home. “Are you tired of these mad adventures we always know how they’ll end?” I ask Rocko. 17:09, 27 July 2019 RockoRama RockoRama

"Well, I'm certainly traumatised by some of the things I've seen," I say, "but hey, that's just me." 17:15, 27 July 2019 Chase McFly As we get into our house, it begins to rain chocolate. 17:17, 27 July 2019