Thread:Alien Tavern/@comment-35294673-20201105155842/@comment-26934487-20201126194816

But as they prepare for battle, the ground shakes and cracks open. From the depths of the ravine, comes a giant turkey whome says.

"gobble gobble gobble gobble" (I  am the turkey god, and I have come  to pass judgement upon thee).

afterwords it's eyes flash and all the weapons and technology around disappears (including the phones in their pockets).

The Ungrits attempt to run but the Turkey God blocks their escape with a wall of light.