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“You’re not my father,” Cereal Bowl says. “Tell me everything about the Cereal Bowl trivia book.”

“Okay, well, I crashed my car into a garbage truck a few days earlier, and was getting it back, when this rooster claiming to be a distant relative showed up. He showed me the incredible future knowledge, how I could prevent events from happening, bet on them, and take over the universe. They began calling me the luckiest individual in the whole Milky Way.”