Taiwanese News Reporter

An unnamed man, known only as Taiwanese News Reporter, was the manager of Purgatory and able to divide his soul into a divine spectral spirit and a pure godly essence that could see the future. He would later grant these abilities to both Cape Kragils of TPUWCPADOSU and his NES Universe counterpart to defeat EvilBob DoppelgangerPants, finally allowing himself to be reunited with his family. He prepared both Capes for this daunting task.