Thread:Alien Tavern/@comment-7180588-20200521151429/@comment-35294673-20200605150452

I'm still struggling to get Shrkjork off of me. 'You see, pets aren't supposed to be handling money in the first place, as their owner takes care of most of the pet's needs such as food, water, housing and toys. The owner also pays for the pet's healthcare. So what should a pet even need money for?' I explain. 'I'll show you Escape from Ho-Sis, that movie has some great examples of why pets don't need money.'

I turn on my spaceship's TV, only to see that it's playing Cheese Trek II instead.