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The story is long, don't skip to the end, 'cause there never will be!

In this part, a group of people called the Space Explorers return from space with special ores from space. Everyone welcomes them back, not knowing that they're secretly evil.

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Edited by Chase McFly    17:09, 1 August 2020 Chase McFly

And start!

"The space explorers are returning!" I realize when I see the spaceship from earlier yet again. 15:51, 24 July 2020 CaptainCape

'With valuable ores from space!' one of the Space Explorers says. 'We found them near the remains of what appeared to be a griffin.' 16:04, 24 July 2020 Chase McFly

"Actually, I think there's an eagle tooth in this ore here," One of the explorers smiles.

"Hey, why don't we go check out the NES City Car Rental Store?" Anotehr explorer asks. 16:10, 24 July 2020 Chip light gaia

"What is happening?" Music note says 16:14, 24 July 2020 Chase McFly

“Oh hey Music Note,” I say. “These explorers returned from space with strange ores.” 16:41, 24 July 2020 SirBenelux

The ore is known as Quintonium, only found in the dense forests of the planet Menchato of the Kermit Galaxy. Edited by SirBenelux    17:08, 24 July 2020 Chase McFly

Somehow, Bucktooth acquired it when Cape took him on a trip there. Since he died on Mars, though, that's where the explorers got the ore. They also got various other ores. 17:34, 24 July 2020 BalloonyFan6789

I see the spaceship from the window of my house. I go outside and ask what's going on. 18:12, 24 July 2020 CaptainCape

'These Space Explorers came back from Mars with some rare space ores. They call it Quintonium and they say they found it near a dead griffin,' I explain.

'It's totally not as if I was swallowed by one of my griffins and taken to Mars where the griffin exploded because my demonic brother emerged from a backpack. That'd be ridiculous, wouldn't it?' I continue, chuckling nervously. 18:40, 24 July 2020 Chase McFly

"We also have this ore that we call Peachonite, and the third, Microdiamonds," One of the space explorers says. "And we're setting up a gift shop to sell our ores, called "Space Ores". You guys have any for sale buildings near vacant lots?" 18:44, 24 July 2020 CaptainCape

'Yes, there's an old library for sale over there,' I say.

'Thanks, a-me amigo!' one the Space Explorers says in an Italian space accent. 'That's enough a-space for a-me van, Vannio, and his a-family!'

'Wait a second... you're Mario!' I realize.

'Exploring space has always a-been me dream!' Mario says as he takes off his helmet. 18:52, 24 July 2020 Chase McFly

"I'll reveal myself too," Another Space Explorer says as Mario takes the rest to plant their ores in the vacant lot. He is revealed to a lion named Boiling. "I have a demonic brother who killed 50 people," 19:49, 24 July 2020 CaptainCape

'He also lives in a schoolbag,' Boiling adds.

'Reminds me of my demonic brother Epac, I'm pretty sure he killed at least 50 people too,' I say. 'He didn't live in a schoolbag, though.' 08:19, 25 July 2020 SirBenelux

"Great, I also have some ores that I found during my break from your adventures." I say, before showing everyone Arabius, which I found while exploring the planet of Orgina, located in the Fontman Galaxy.

"That's cool... uhuhuhuhuhuh..." a mysterious person says. Beavis BeavisandButtHead Butt-head BevisandButtHead "Wait, couldn't that be..." I say, before turning to two high-schoolers snickering. The two are named Beavis and Butt-Head. The Beavis and Butt-Head theme then plays. "...Beavis and Butt-Head!"

"Beavis and Butt-Head?" Chase says. "Never heard of them."

"Beavis and Butt-Head are the 'gods' of televeision! They critique music videos and just sorta look cool and stuff!" I explain.

"Wait, really?" Chase says.

"Yeah, pretty much." I say. "I've seen every episode of the show on MTV, and now, there will be a second revival on Comedy Central."

"MTV is old. Uhuhuhuhuh." Butt-Head says.

"Yeah, heh heh. MTV sucks." Beavis says.

"Comedy Central is way better. Uhuhuhuh." Butt-Head says. 09:26, 25 July 2020 CaptainCape

'Let's burn down the MTV studios, heh heh!' Beavis laughs. 'The way you two laugh reminds me of my demonic brother,' Boiling says, slightly concerned. 10:14, 25 July 2020 SirBenelux

"Yeah, burn the studios down, Beavis!" Butt-Head says. "Uhuhuhuhuh!"

"Fire, fire, fire!" Beavis says. 11:06, 25 July 2020 Chase McFly

Boiling and Mario laugh menacingly as they speed build a building next to the old library to use to sell the space ores. 11:36, 25 July 2020 SirBenelux

"Anyways, our spaceship is boring." Boiling says.

"You're boring! Uhuhuhuhuh." Butt-Head says.

"One more insult and you're losin' a big toe--" Boiling says, before being silenced by Mario. "Whoa, man, we're all-a-friends here." the latter says.

"Wait, why is your spaceship boring?" I ask.

"Because when we landed here, it broke down." Boiling explains. The Space Explorers' spaceship then breaks apart.

"Don't worry, you can ride with us on the N.E.S. Revolution." I say.

"N.E.S. Revolution, what's that?" Boiling says. 11:59, 25 July 2020 Chase McFly

"Benelux, maybe we should stop talking to these guys," I suggest as they keep building. "I'm a little freaked out." 12:08, 25 July 2020 CaptainCape

'Come on, I'm not freaky!' Boiling smiles, revealing rather sharp fangs. 'We just want to sell ores and conquer the wo - I mean, conquer the market with our high-quality space stuff.' 12:27, 25 July 2020 Chase McFly

“Oh, okay,” I reply. I help the Space Explorers complete their building, and Foury and Zacker later move their family to it, as it’s part Ore Museum, part apartment. 12:30, 25 July 2020 CaptainCape

'I wonder who the other Space Explorers are,' I say.

'Surely I couldn't a-joined in without a-me bro Luigi!' Mario says, as another Space Explorer takes off his helmet, revealing him to be Luigi. 13:33, 25 July 2020 Chase McFly

A rectangular space explorer who is clearly Vannio takes off his mask. Cheesecake SUV also takes off her mask. "Man, it's nice that the world is normal again," Cheesecake SUV says. Suddenly, Boiling takes his demonic brother out of his schoolbag to scare us away, furthering my suspicion of the Space Explorers. 13:43, 25 July 2020 KKirby KKirby

This causes Chase to passive aggressively address the Space Explorers which causes them to say... 13:57, 25 July 2020 Chase McFly

"Relax, we mean you no harm. We just want to help. The only ones we hurt are each other." one Space Explorer is revealed as Epac, who Boiling decides to eat. Edited by Chase McFly    13:46, 26 July 2020 CaptainCape

'Yum, demonic soybeans,' Boiling says. 'I always loved soybeans, but my brother made fun of my love of vegetables.' 14:04, 25 July 2020 SirBenelux

Another Space Explorer is revealed to be Cereal Plate, one of Cereal Bowl's many siblings. 14:05, 25 July 2020 Chase McFly

However, Cereal Plate is only CB's half-brother, as Froot Loops had him with some woman named Dinner Plate in 2010, and that's why we didn't meet him last part. I ask Cape if he wishes to mourn Epac, but Cape replies, "Hell no." The Space Explorers than kick us out, and we head to Batorok Restaurant in Discordville to discuss these strange people with Klirork and Witherwings. 14:44, 25 July 2020 CaptainCape

'You know what I do with strange people?' Klirork says. 'I EAT THEM!'

'Yeah, I'm definitely going to eat an entire van in a space suit,' I reply sarcastically.

'Why not? Vans taste great!' Klirork says. 'Only if there isn't any fuel in them, though.' 15:10, 25 July 2020 Chase McFly

Cheesecake SUV, meanwhile, is building a bunch of keep-out signs and has a microphone taped to Klirork's ear.

"See any a-plans?" Vannio asks.

"No, keep burying ores in all their houses," Cheesecake SUV says. She also has a camera filming Foury, Zacker, and their sons. 15:35, 25 July 2020 CaptainCape

'Okay a-then,' Vannio says, and he picks up a shovel using his car hood. 15:41, 25 July 2020 Chase McFly

Witherwings sees the Space Explorers burying ores, and decides to copy them and bury things, without them noticing. 16:06, 25 July 2020 CaptainCape

Meanwhile, at the restaurant...

'If vans are indeed tasty, can you serve me a van engine with some coffee, please? Preferably microwaved,' I tell Klirork. 18:52, 25 July 2020 Chase McFly

We give a van's engine to Beanieboy, but he suddenly snaps. "I am not a microwave! I am an old fashioned TV!"

"Oh," Everyone says, smacking their foreheads. Beanieboy then grabs a helmet and pulls out an ore gun, shooting everyone's food with it. "And I'm a Space Explorer! Enjoy this enriched food experience!" Edited by Chase McFly    19:14, 25 July 2020 CaptainCape

'Yuck, these ores don't really look like they're edible,' I remark. 'And the van engine doesn't look edible either... Klirork, are you sure that vans are tasty?' 19:13, 25 July 2020 Chase McFly

Suddenly, Klirork breaks out in bumps. I touch one and it feels hard as a rock. "I think Klirork is becoming an ore monster..." 19:27, 25 July 2020 CaptainCape

'Maybe it has to do with the ores from that ore gun,' I say. 'Did Klirork eat any of the ore food?' 10:04, 26 July 2020 Chase McFly

“Yeah, he did. Now I really don’t trust the Space Explorers. We need to try spying on them. 12:16, 26 July 2020 KKirby KKirby

Cape and Chase then start to spy by hiding behind walls and waiting for the Space Explorers to notice. They are unnoticed by said explorers who start talking about... 12:41, 26 July 2020 Chase McFly

How they plan on turning everything in NES City space age! 12:46, 26 July 2020 CaptainCape

'We could replace that car rental store by a giant rocket or something,' a Space Explorer suggests. 'It's not as if Space City needs cars anyway.' Edited by CaptainCape    13:07, 26 July 2020 Chase McFly

"That sounds a-wonderful!" Mario says. "And we will put a-ores in all the a-microwaves, a-ovens, a-fridges, a-freezers, and a-cupboards. Ores shall be the best a-food in a-town." Edited by Chase McFly    13:26, 26 July 2020 CaptainCape

'Are they going to put ores in microwaves?' I whisper. 'That's terrible!'

'Let's a-open up an ore pizzeria too-a!' Luigi says. 13:22, 26 July 2020 Chase McFly

"I know what we must do, Cape!" I say. "Okay, so, I know why Beanieboy was especially mad about people mistaking him for a microwave. They shoved all these pizzas in him earlier, not long after we returned from 1920. He gave me all the pizzas, since of course, he's a TV. We can open up our own pizzeria! Drive these scallywags out of business! We gotta tell the others..." 13:28, 26 July 2020 CaptainCape reply to #45

We return to Batorok Restaurant, where we tell the others about the Space Explorers' plans.

'I can help running the pizzeria,' Witherwings says. 'After all, I can run a circus, so running a pizzeria shouldn't be too hard for me.'

'Could I help out too?' Poorly Drawn Cheep asks. 13:51, 26 July 2020 Chase McFly

"Sure," I say. "We need all the help we can get!" Mr. Krabs and Patrick Star then enter the restaurant. "What is this Discurse thing?" Patrick asks. 13:53, 26 July 2020 SirBenelux

"You mean Discord?" I explain. "Well, it's an internet chatting service, you should really download it, good way to communicate with others."

"I have a Discord account, and the best part was, I got to download Discord for FREE!" Mr. Krabs says. "I even have me own smartphone, it's waterproof!" Mr. Krabs then shows off his ClamPhone, the underwater equivalent of the iPhone.

"I have one of those soap bars too!" Patrick says, showing off his ClamPhone, in which he does not know how to use it. "But I don't have this thing you call Discord."

"Then I'll help you get started." Mr. Krabs says. 14:12, 26 July 2020 BalloonyFan6789

Taco enters the restaurant. She is actually a taco, so someone tries to eat her. 14:28, 26 July 2020 Chase McFly

Taco turns him into a space ore, as she is a Space Explorer double agent. 14:40, 26 July 2020 CaptainCape

'Okay, now we need a name for our pizzeria,' I say.

'Poorly Drawn Pizzas?' Poorly Drawn Cheep suggests.

'Money-Making Factory?' Mr. Krabs proposes. 15:08, 26 July 2020 Chase McFly

"Nessie's Perfect Piles o' Pizza!" I suggest.

"That could actually work," Witherwings agrees. "Can there be mouse pizza?"

"Yes, mouse pizza!" Klirork cheers. "But NO marmalade pizza."

"We'll have a cat section-' I start.

"I'm a hippogriff, NOT a griffin!" Witherwings growls.

"Er, sorry," I say. "So yeah, we got a name. And we'll have cheese, veggie, pineapple, every pizza imaginable." 15:13, 26 July 2020 CaptainCape

'Even microwave pizza!' I add. 'Beware the screws and bits of metal, though.' 15:19, 26 July 2020 Chase McFly

Meanwhile, the Space Explorers go to set bombs in each of our individual houses, so they can replace them with farms for Space Griffins and Space Hippogriffs. 15:25, 26 July 2020 CaptainCape

'These a-bombs seem a-good!' Vannio says. 'Let's a-plant them.' 15:33, 26 July 2020 Chase McFly

Cheesecake SUV puts a cheesecake bomb in my, Koopsers', and KKirby's apartment, blowing it to smithereens. Ten more of the Space Explorers take the wreckage and use to build new rocket statues in NES Park. Beanieboy sets to work hacking into all the other TVs to play Space-related things. Mario and Luigi rip off "NES" from signs and write "Space" instead. 15:36, 26 July 2020 CaptainCape

Eventually, they decide to just replace everything that isn't space-related with 'space'.

'This should a-be good!' Mario says as he looks at the Space Space Monument near the Space Spaceship Rental Store and the Space Space Space Tower. 15:52, 26 July 2020 BalloonyFan6789

Taco hacks into my YouTube channel and uploads a video titled "We Own This City". When I notice this, I try to change my password back, but Taco finds out and manages to capture me. 17:57, 26 July 2020 Chase McFly

Zacker decides we should make a good plan in order to get Foury back. We attempt to pose as Space Explorers, hoping they will be fooled, but I accidentally lose my helmet and hav eto borrow one from one of the numerous space explorer statues dotting the NES City town square, which causes an alarm to sound. A giant spaceship then crushes Cape's Mini Cooper. 18:40, 26 July 2020 CaptainCape

'Noooooo!! That was the one I wanted to give Stormbeak!' I shout. 'You'll pay for this, Space Explorers! It's very expensive to repair Mini Coopers!' 18:50, 26 July 2020 Chase McFly

Mario grabs the pieces of Cape's car, and uses it to create a giant Space Mural on all the buildings in NES City. He also scares Poorly Drawn Cheep, who accidentally destroys the Batorok Restaurant out of shock. 20:06, 26 July 2020 BalloonyFan6789

Taco takes me to a town in New Zealand called Queenstown using her spaceship, which also works as a plane. 10:18, 27 July 2020 Chase McFly

Zacker decides to invent a device that will find Foury, as none of us know where she is, and Taco is a Space Explorer. 12:05, 27 July 2020 CaptainCape

'I guess we can build Nessie's Perfect Piles o' Pizza now the Batorok Restaurant is gone,' I say. 'Who here wants to help out?' 14:03, 27 July 2020 Chase McFly

“I’ll help,” Satan says. “I trap people in pizza as well as pasta,” Satan starts laying the foundation for the Pizzeria, which happens to be made out of the same ores the Space Explorers have. 14:43, 27 July 2020 SirBenelux

"I'll help with the cooking." I say. "Anyone else?"

"We'll help!" Beavis, Butt-Head, and Poorly Drawn Cheep say in unison. Waluigi wants to help too, since he was sick and tired of Nintendo disrespecting him, for example, having him in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate as an Assist Trophy and not a playable character. Edited by Chase McFly    15:03, 27 July 2020 Chase McFly

When Satan finishes laying the foundation, he rewards himself with a lot of pasta. I start wondering if our ores will trick the Space Explorers into eating at our pizzeria. Edited by Chase McFly    15:04, 27 July 2020 CaptainCape

A bunch of drunk bees show up. 'Our beer izzzz gone!' one of them buzzes. 'We have to change our planzzzz!' another one says.

'Hey, want to help out at this pizzeria?' I ask the bees. 'You can have free pizza when it's done!'

'Izzzz there also beer pizzzza?' a bee asks. 15:13, 27 July 2020 Chase McFly

"Yezz, there izz," Satan says. "Sorry, I am the all powerful lord of Hell, I speak bee,"

"Okay then," I reply. "You know, we could really use B Frit's counterpart ot something..."

"I don't think he'll be very happy to see me," Zacker says. "I'm gonna keep looking for leads on Foury." Zacker goes under ground and digs around. 15:16, 27 July 2020 BalloonyFan6789

He finds a note that mentions my name. 15:22, 27 July 2020 Chase McFly

The note is signed by Taco, and it says the Space Explorers are meeting in New Zealand and have Foury. Zacker attempts to dig himself back up, but then it gets very windy in NES City. 15:29, 27 July 2020 CaptainCape

I quickly plop down some wind turbines near the pizzeria. 'Root NegativeSixteen would've been proud of me,' I say. 16:17, 27 July 2020 Chase McFly

"Wonder where she is," I say, as the wind turbines speed up the process and now the pizzeria is finished! "To help us get Foury, we'll distract the Space Explorers by inviting them to our grand opening ceremony," 16:19, 27 July 2020 CaptainCape

'I'll remain here to distract the Space Explorers,' I say. 'After all, I worked as a cook at the Aloha Comrade for some years, so baking pizzas should be easy.' 12:12, 28 July 2020 Chase McFly

Cape bakes pizza, and sure enough it lures some space explorers. However, they have their ship as well, so some of us highjack it to take us to New Zealand. 12:17, 28 July 2020 CaptainCape

'I smell a-pizza!' Mario says. 'Could I have a-pizza with some-a spaghetti?'

'And could I have a-pizza with a-fuel?' Vannio asks. 12:28, 28 July 2020 BalloonyFan6789

Taco is still in New Zealand, and is guarding the cage I am locked in, which is in a hotel room with a pool. 12:34, 28 July 2020 Chase McFly

Hoh Sus, also a Space Explorer, asks for Shesh pizza. Cape gives everyone what they ordered, while the rest of us steer the spaceship to New Zealand. 12:48, 28 July 2020 CaptainCape

'Hey, my Shesh pizza doesn't taste insane enough!' Hoh Sus complains after tasting it. 13:17, 28 July 2020 Chase McFly

"Sorry," Cape groans. Hoh Sus then gets very large, so Cape runs out the door and goes to join the rest of us in New Zealand. We've finally found the building where the Space Explorers are meeting. 13:19, 28 July 2020 CaptainCape

'Sorry, Hoh Sus became a bit too angry about his Shesh pizza being normal or something. Anyways, did you guys find Foury?' I ask. 13:28, 28 July 2020 Chase McFly

I notice the spaceship is called "NESAir W2K". "No, but there's Space Explorers in there," I say, as we go to the door of the bulding and listen.

"And we'll put the gummy number in the cage of the Queenstown Hotel out to pasture..." Boiling says. 13:31, 28 July 2020 CaptainCape

'Sounds like we need to go to the hotel before the Space Explorers do,' I say. 'And if any of you see Hoh Sus, tell him that there was nothing wrong with my pizza!' 13:46, 28 July 2020 Chase McFly

"Alright," I agree, as we head to the hotel. When we get in, I do a terrible New Zealand accent, but then it turns out the receptionist is a Space Explorer too. She calls Boiling to come tie us up, and he deposits us next to Foury. 13:54, 28 July 2020 CaptainCape

'This isn't the way I wanted to find Foury...' I mutter. 'I wanted to be captured in a microwave!' 14:05, 28 July 2020 Chase McFly

“I’ll drown you all!” Taco laughs menacingly. 14:38, 28 July 2020 CaptainCape

'Oh, I hadn't expected that at all!' I say sarcastically. 'I had no idea why we were tied up above a swimming pool at all!' 15:17, 28 July 2020 Chase McFly

Klirork then swoops in in his monster form, and unties us all.

"You're a bad taco," He says to Taco.

"Why?" Taco asks.

"Because your guacamole looks like marmalade!" Klirork growls, gobbling up Taco. 15:43, 28 July 2020 CaptainCape

'Thanks, Klirork!' I say. 'How did you find us in here?'

'I was able to follow your scent. You smell like badly prepared Shesh pizza,' he replies. 15:54, 28 July 2020 Chase McFly

"You may have defeated Taco," Hoh Sus laughs evilly, jumping out of Klirork's mouth and setting a bomb to blow up the hotel. "But this ain't over..." He tosses many Shesh pizzas into Cape's mouth. 16:00, 28 July 2020 CaptainCape

'Run!' I manage to tell the others before going completely crazy because of the Shesh pizzas. 18:53, 28 July 2020 Chase McFly

We all break out as the building explodes. Luckily, Shesh Pizzas also give Cape extra strength and flight powers, so we ride Cape back to NES City, where there are many customers to our Pizzeria. 18:55, 28 July 2020 CaptainCape

'Where is our pizza?' an angry customer demands.

'The pizza-preparing duty calls!' I say. 19:06, 28 July 2020 Chase McFly

Cape begins vomiting out Shesh Marmalade Pizza, which doesn't react well with grape juice blood. However, he's still crazy, because Whatryadoin-style Shesh pizza is good for grape juice blood. Everyone eats the grapey shesh marmalade pizzas, which means we have a whole town of crazy people who can't do anything. I then realize this was Hoh Sus' plan all along, as he's a Space Explorer. 19:14, 28 July 2020 CaptainCape

'Let's have some jelly pancakes with wine juice!' one of the crazy people says. 10:20, 29 July 2020 Chase McFly

Laughing menacingly, the Space Explorers turn Ho-Sis into a hare and invite him to their side. Edited by Chase McFly    12:25, 29 July 2020 CaptainCape

'I invited Ho sss too!' Hoh Sus says as he shows Ho sss, who was turned into a snake with a Ho-Oh head. 12:30, 29 July 2020 Chase McFly

The Space Explorers are almost ready to end phase 1 of their plan. They fill NES City with jelly pancakes and wine juice, before transforming all the other food into ores. 12:42, 29 July 2020 CaptainCape

Hoh Sus eats the last Shesh pizza. 'Now this is a good Shesh pizza! Way better than that pizza made by that Pokey-Eye!' 13:16, 29 July 2020 Chase McFly

Then, the huge "NES City" billboard comes crashing down, and is replaced by the high-tech Space City one. Mario makes a citywide announcement. 'Bring a-me a-Captain a-Cape, and all a-your a-lives will be a-spared, bring a-me a-Captain a-Cape, and join the side of us!" 13:27, 29 July 2020 CaptainCape

'He's a-blue and he's got a-long a-legs,' Luigi adds. 'He loves a-microwaves and ice a-cream and a-griffins!' 13:43, 29 July 2020 Chase McFly

"There is one way to save your doomed city," Boiling says. "But we will not reveal it." Boiling proceeds to possess all the cats in NES City, including Klirork. I get flashbacks to the MMS. 13:46, 29 July 2020 CaptainCape

'I know what you're thinking, but I don't see why the Space Explorers would need rock posters made by brainwashed cats,' I say. 13:55, 29 July 2020 Chase McFly

"The cats are still brainwashed. But anyways, we need to make a plan for how to deal with the Space Explorers. Maybe we can speak nicely to them?" I suggest. 15:53, 29 July 2020 BalloonyFan6789

The NES Werbe-Fernsehen building is completely destroyed, then rebuilt as the headquarters for a television network with only space-themed channels. 18:38, 29 July 2020 Chase McFly

We decide to gather up individuals and form an underground resistance. However, tired of resistances in NES, I aks us to be called "Ore Haters Alliance." 18:43, 29 July 2020 CaptainCape

'That's great! Besides, I copyrighted the name of 'The Resistance', so you couldn't have used it anyways,' Billy, also known as Incidental 158, says. 13:20, 30 July 2020 Chase McFly

We decide to start lighting all the new ore restaurants on fire, and fill the Space City Space Spaceship Store with cars. 13:56, 30 July 2020 CaptainCape

However, some Ore Haters think I'm a spy from the Space Explorers because I own a spaceship. Murphy Hunt and Sekawan Peta are two of them. 15:45, 30 July 2020 Chase McFly

The two of them decide to set up a camera on Cape. However, since about 40 percent of the Pokey-Eye population looks exactly like Cape, they end up detouring to Gravildus. 15:59, 30 July 2020 CaptainCape

Murphy and Sekawan start following random Pokey-Eyes with cameras in order to find out who the real me is. 19:00, 30 July 2020 Chase McFly

Back on Earth, Boiling and other Space Explorers cast dark magic across cities surrounding NES City. 19:03, 30 July 2020 CaptainCape

Hoh Sus and his family members are putting Shesh Marmalade bombs in surrounding cities. 'Any rebels there will go completely crazy!' Hoh Sus says satisfiedly. 19:11, 30 July 2020 Chase McFly

Suddenly, a vandal destroys the big spaceship statue in the middle of town. He is revealed as none other than... 19:47, 30 July 2020 SirBenelux

...Zach from Views' NES! 09:13, 31 July 2020 CaptainCape

Meanwhile, Murphy and Sekawan, who are still on Gravildus, claim to be from a TV show called 'Who Here Is Captain Cape?' as an excuse to keep following Pokey-Eyes who look like me. 09:28, 31 July 2020 BalloonyFan6789

A Space Explorer called Sehana Sehanana crashes her spaceship into a skyscraper. She survives the explosion, but the skyscraper gets destroyed. 09:32, 31 July 2020 Chase McFly

Then, the Space Explorers control their zombies to take over every singe planet in the universe utilizing special teleportation ores. We have to locate the ores and destroy them. 12:07, 31 July 2020 CaptainCape

One of the planets taken over by the Space Explorers is Asino, where the zombies are able to bribe the authorities into spreading space ores. 15:19, 31 July 2020 Chase McFly

Some Ungrits decide to break ores on Earth, and they all gather around in Space City, stomping civillains. 15:21, 31 July 2020 CaptainCape

'Come on! We'll give you this jar of red paint if you help us spread the ores!' Boiling tries to convince the Ungrits. 18:41, 31 July 2020 Chase McFly

"Fine!" The Ungrits sigh, opting to help the Space Explorers. They then start filling all underwater towns with Pokey-Eye blood. 18:46, 31 July 2020 CaptainCape

Meanwhile, we try finding the teleportation ores in Space City. However, we haven't found any yet. 12:47, 1 August 2020 Chase McFly

Grape juice zombie fish then rampage on Space City. 12:49, 1 August 2020 CaptainCape

Incidental 158 barricades the Ore Haters' headquarters to prevent the zombies from entering. 13:21, 1 August 2020 Chase McFly

I then grab a plasma oven I salvaged from Target Grill, and think about how wallabies can cause nausea in Pokey-Eyes, so maybe they can cause nausea in other species as well. As I'm figuring this out, SpongeBob runs in, as he's hiding from the zombies. 13:25, 1 August 2020 CaptainCape

'What if we grab some wallabies, put them in a giant bomb, drop it on Space City and - oh, hi SpongeBob!' I say. 15:20, 1 August 2020 Chase McFly

"Well, we don't need to see Happa," I say. "Been carrying this around since Chapter 5," I take a minaturized version of Wallaby London out of my pocket. "Now, we just need to infiltrate one of their bomb shelters." 15:35, 1 August 2020 KKirby KKirby

Chase, Cape and Incidental 158 plan a way for them to get into the base, with them deciding to... 15:59, 1 August 2020 CaptainCape

...get some spacesuits to disguise ourselves as Space Explorers. 16:08, 1 August 2020 Chase McFly

I shrink us all down, and now we're in Wallaby London, at a store called "Free Spacesuits", which is next door to "The Large Green Card Box" Mexican restaurant. 16:10, 1 August 2020 CaptainCape

'I wonder who runs this store,' I say.

'Welcome to my shop! All of these spacesuits are FREEEE!' the shopkeeper, Mr. Free, greets us. 18:47, 1 August 2020 Chase McFly

Mr. Free has somehow turned into a wallaby. We all battle for the space suits, but SpongeBob ends ex texting "Free spacesuits at the Krusty Krab?" to Mr. Krabs. Finally, we're able to get them and grow out of Wallaby London. 18:53, 1 August 2020 CaptainCape Pokey-Eye spacesuit 'I got this spacesuit made specifically for Pokey-Eyes!' I say enthusiastically. 'Doesn't it look perfect?' 19:12, 1 August 2020 Chase McFly

"Uh, sure," I say, putting Wallaby London in my pocket. "Everyone ready? We have a bomb shelter to invade!" The bomb shelter turns out to be in Smellysocktopia. 19:32, 1 August 2020 CaptainCape

We arrive in a place called the Port of Onehunga, nearby Smellysocktopia. 13:54, 2 August 2020 Chase McFly

The bomb shelter has numerous Space Explorer symbols and trapping mechanisms. However, Cape makes an ice cream slide to get past the traps. 13:55, 2 August 2020 CaptainCape

'Why would they even put traps in a bomb shelter? Isn't a shelter supposed to be, like, safe?' I wonder. 15:37, 2 August 2020 Chase McFly

"I'm not a Space Explorer," I laugh. "I don't know their ways." I quickly open the top of the bomb case, before putting Wallaby London in it and using my growth ray to make all the wallabies fit in the bomb. At last, the wallaby bomb is complete. "Let's induce some space explorer nausea!" 15:43, 2 August 2020 CaptainCape

I back away. 'Okay, great, but could you please keep that thing away from me before I get nauseous too?' 15:58, 2 August 2020 Chase McFly

I quickly spray Cape with an Anti-Nausea gun, and we go to drop the bomb on Space City. However, while we're in the sky (we all rode on griffins/hippogriffs), we see the Tidal Zone RV is back, and Cereal Soup is at the wheel. "Oh, hey guys! Found this in my driveway." 16:03, 2 August 2020 CaptainCape

'Hi,' I say. 'We're going to drop a wallaby bomb on the Space Explorers to induce nausea, do you want to join us? 19:34, 2 August 2020 Chase McFly

"Uh, you don't need to do that," Cereal Soup says. "I can just suck every building into the Tidal Zone." 20:38, 2 August 2020 SirBenelux

Cereal Soup then does so while I play games on my phone. 14:09, 3 August 2020 CaptainCape

'So we stuffed all of these wallabies inside this bomb for nothing?' I say, disappointed. 14:09, 3 August 2020 Chase McFly

“Not necessarily. We can blow up Mars and that other planet, preventing them from obtaining any more ores,” I suggest. 14:42, 3 August 2020 CaptainCape

'Wait, won't the Space Explorers be able to escape from the Tidal Zone?' I worry. 15:04, 3 August 2020 Chase McFly

"None of them were in the buildings," Cereal Soup says. "They're actually roaming the streets in hordes like zombies right now. Fun sight, if you ask me. Go to Mars, or go fight them." 15:26, 3 August 2020 CaptainCape

'Uhh, I'd prefer going to Mars,' I say. 'Could you please take us there with your RV?' 15:56, 3 August 2020 Chase McFly

"Fine," Cereal Soup says, and we jump in the Tidal Zone RV. "You better buckle up, i'll be traveling light speed!" 15:57, 3 August 2020 CaptainCape

However, the seatbelts were designed for objects or humans and not really for Pokey-Eyes. 'How do these things work?' I ask angrily. 18:31, 3 August 2020 Chase McFly

I sigh and detach Cape's legs, wings, spikes, and horns, before buckling Cape in. I wait for Cape's protrusions to grow back, before tossing the old protrusions into the ocean down below. Then, I reattach Cape's legs.

"There we go," I say. Then, Cereal Soup zooms off. Finally, we reach Mars, and I drop the wallaby bomb. 18:36, 3 August 2020 CaptainCape

'I hope the wallabies are nauseating enough,' I say. 'So, what's the next step? Do we go back to Earth now?' 12:37, 4 August 2020 Chase McFly

“Sounds fine,” I agree. We then head back to Earth, and the Space Explorers are raging mad because all their buildings are gone. 12:40, 4 August 2020 CaptainCape

'Give me my Shesh pizzeria back!' Ho sss yells.

'Wait, you have a Shesh pizzeria? Why did you never tell me about it?' Hoh Sus asks. 15:22, 4 August 2020 Chase McFly

"Now is not the time," Boiling says. "Those fools don't know what they're dealing with. We have armies that can build well. We'll be back in a jiffy." Boiling then clones himself 1000 times, and the clones start rebuilding the space structures. 15:26, 4 August 2020 CaptainCape

Boiling also clones his demonic murdering schoolbag-inhabiting brother 1000 times to speed up the rebuilding process even more.

'What should we do now?' I ask. 'They'll rebuild Space City in no time!' 15:37, 4 August 2020 Chase McFly

"It's time to have a battle," I say. "We need extra pickles, extra mustard, and hold the mayonnaise!" 15:40, 4 August 2020 SirBenelux

"Good idea." I say. 11:44, 5 August 2020 Chase McFly

Luckily, Cape has plenty of pickles, mustard, ketchup, mayonnaise, and fries, which he stole from Discord Fast Food. We all attempt to use the items on some Space Explorers. 11:47, 5 August 2020 CaptainCape

'Hold the mayonnaise!' one of the Space Explorers says. He turns out to be a Jellien. 13:49, 5 August 2020 Chase McFly

I shoot the mayonnaise at the Jellien, but not before he shoots me with a Jellien ray gun, which coats me in a creepy pod and creates a clone with black eyes and sharp teeth. 13:52, 5 August 2020 CaptainCape

I try to break open the pod, but I don't notice the horde of Space Explorers approaching me as I do so. 16:00, 5 August 2020 Chase McFly

Jellien me then throws all of us into Bikini Bottom. 16:04, 5 August 2020 CaptainCape

Like the other underwater cities, Bikini Bottom is filled with grape juice. 'Yuck, it feels as if I'm in Klirork again with all that grape juice blood,' I mutter. 19:06, 5 August 2020 Chase McFly

Meanwhile, the Space Explorers add more members to their rankings: Mutated Martian wallabies! 19:14, 5 August 2020 CaptainCape

The Space Explorers are not only training them for combat and space exploration, but they also try to create less nauseous wallabies. 13:49, 6 August 2020 Chase McFly

In order to make them less nauseous, the Space Explorers go to caverns on Gravildus and steal all the valuable minerals. 13:50, 6 August 2020 CaptainCape

'Hey, we can make even more profit from these minerals!' Boiling realizes.

'Aren't we supposed to use them to make the wallabies less nauseous?' another Space Explorer asks. 13:55, 6 August 2020 Chase McFly

The other Space Explorer turns out to be Vannio. He then starts fighting with Boiling, but Cheesecake SUV breaks up the fight. "Space explorers do not kill each other!" 13:57, 6 August 2020 CaptainCape

'We only a-kill the ore a-haters!' Luigi adds as he exits Cheesecake SUV. 19:22, 6 August 2020 Chase McFly

One of the space explorers, and Boiling's second-in-command, is named Baltic Boat. Despite his name, he is actually a Shesh Monster and a long-time archenemy of Hoh Sus and Ho-Sis. Edited by Chase McFly    19:24, 6 August 2020 CaptainCape

'Come on, let's watch the new episode of "Just Hop Into The Fireplace",' Baltic Boat suggests. 'The previous episode with the old man is definitely a sign that thing are going to happen!' 19:30, 6 August 2020 Chase McFly

"No you don't!" One of the other space explorers is revealed as Soloh, Pace's ex-girlfriend and Ho sss' wife. She grabs a TV and plays her favorite show. "We need to watch The Sheshventures of Sheshy the Shesh Marmalade Shesh!" 19:39, 6 August 2020 BalloonyFan6789

I find out that one of the Space Explorers stole my Toyota Yaris. Just as soon as I say that, a Space Explorer with a Russian accent appears out of thin air (due to teleportation), and says that he was the one who stole it. 07:49, 7 August 2020 Chase McFly

The Space Explorer turns out to be Sputzi Kravadnik, and he has a love for collecting Toyotas. 12:04, 7 August 2020 CaptainCape

Sputzi teleports back to the Gravildic mineral deposit with Foury's Toyota. 'No, let's watch my compilation of random Toyota ads!' he says. 15:12, 7 August 2020 Chase McFly

"You can use that car!" Boiling exclaims, proud to have a way to get rid of us. "Along with this." He pulls out a shiny, brand-new blue Mini Cooper. "Cars are like the perfect weakness for NES characters!" He pulls out a Cadillac SUV decked in cheesecake, as well as Vanzilla and some old RV that has Barry Blobfish and some random female fish tied up in the back. 15:41, 7 August 2020 CaptainCape

'I found them at the old station. Someone called Vanillin left them behind,' Boiling continues. 16:00, 7 August 2020 Chase McFly

“I think you were looking for Barry Puffer,” Barry says.

“I’ll go spy on the NES characters and lure them,” Vanillin (who turns out to be an ice cream entity and a Space Explorer) says, taking the cars with her. 16:16, 7 August 2020 CaptainCape

Vanillin bribes the Andromedan Advertising Agency to broadcast an ad: the 'Ice Cream Car Rental Store' will give a free blue Mini Cooper to the winner of their contest.

'Hey, that car looks exactly like my own Mini Cooper!' I say after I see the ad. 'Maybe I have the power to revive the dead or destroyed!' 16:23, 7 August 2020 Chase McFly

The contest is to make a griffin cake, hippogriff pie, microwaved rice bodied birdectalytes, or a fried spaceship banana split. Cape chooses the last one and runs to the address of the place. However, it’s fake and at the location is Void Village. But Cape is unaware, and asks locals for the Ice Cream Car Rental Store. 16:29, 7 August 2020 CaptainCape

'Hey, you look familiar,' a villager says. 'Aren't you the person who sent me here and replaced me with a clone?' I realize that almost everyone in Void Village looks like an NES reply. 18:26, 7 August 2020 Chase McFly

"Ah, Cape," A voice says, turning out to be that of Nabbit's. "Come to reclaim your stolen replies, I take it?" 18:44, 7 August 2020 CaptainCape

'Actually, I need to deliver this fried spaceship banana split at the Ice Cream Car Rental Store,' I say. 'Do you know where it is?'

'I didn't even know there was a car rental store here,' Nabbit says. 'As far as I know, there's only houses floating in the void and angry replies.' 18:48, 7 August 2020 Chase McFly

Cape realizes he's been had, and tries to escape Void Village, but Nabbit won't let him leave. Meanwhile, Vanzilla and the fake Cheesecake SUV corner the rest of us. 18:59, 7 August 2020 Fetta-phantom1900 Fetta-phantom1900

while the struggle continues. a thing monitors from the shadows biding it's time for the perfect chance to reveal itself.. 20:45, 7 August 2020 Chase McFly

Patrick comes up from Bikini Bottom and eats the fake Cheesecake SUV, scaring Vanzilla away and leaving us alone. He then makes funny faces at the thing, which is revealed as... 20:48, 7 August 2020 Fetta-phantom1900 Fetta-phantom1900

The Feta Phantom, back from his long hiatus to exact his revenge upon those that banished him to Davy Jones locker. 20:57, 7 August 2020 Chase McFly

"So, uh, hey, Feta Phantom, or can I call you TFP?" I ask. "We're fighting a gang of evil space explorers, who have now kidnapped our God, Captain Cape. Care to fight alongside us?" 21:07, 7 August 2020 SirBenelux

"Uh, sure." the Feta Phantom says.

"What do you think you're doing?" Pain Killer, a supervillain who is a Space Explorer, says.

"Nothing." I say. I then use my Countryball Cannon's warp mode to teleport Pain Killer away from us. "Been a while since I used this." 09:08, 8 August 2020 Chase McFly

Some Space Explorers get in their ship and fly to a cliff, dangling Foury’s car from a cliff. Other Space Explorers go attack innocent civilians and erase their memories of NES City. 12:38, 8 August 2020 CaptainCape

And two Space Explorers are having a fight over what to watch: Baltic Boat and Soloh.

'You're supposed to be dead, Baltic!' Soloh yells.

'I faked my death! Iwas hiding in Venezuela without a TV all along!' Baltic replies. 12:54, 8 August 2020 Chase McFly

Hoh Sus decides to punish Soloh by forcing her to spend a day with Pace Kragils, her ex-boyfriend. The Space Explorers start making more murals of themselves to hypnotize people. And Foury tries to redeem Cheesecake SUV of eat her. 13:18, 8 August 2020 CaptainCape

One of the murals they make depicts a robot turning into a potato while saying 'It's really just nonexistence after death. Or unconsciousness, if you prefer that wording.' 13:43, 8 August 2020 Chase McFly

Boiling's brother reveals his name is Vandaag, and Foury eats Cheesecake SUV. This causes her to be imprisoned in the Space County Jail. 13:46, 8 August 2020 Fetta-phantom1900 Fetta-phantom1900

She gets thrown into the rusty jail with sherrif woody making sure there is no funny bussiness. 14:09, 8 August 2020 Chase McFly

Woody has become a Space Explorer to. Vandaag decides to throw us away in a volcano buried under piles of food. Then, he quickly erases all documents saying NES City at all. 14:44, 8 August 2020 CaptainCape

Baltic Boat turns out to be a guard at the Space Country Jail. 'Are you going to the game tomorrow?' he asks Foury. 'I've been trying to make you go to the game for three months now. I thought you might be going to the game.'

'What game?' Foury asks.

'I never said anything about a game!' Baltic replies. 15:12, 8 August 2020 Chase McFly

"Yeah, sorry about that," Woody explains to Foury. "He has short-term memory loss." What Woody doesn't know is that we bugged the jail, and can hear everything he's saying.

"Guys, we can use Baltic Boat's short-term memory loss to redeem him!" I exclaim. 15:14, 8 August 2020 CaptainCape

'I hacked into Woody's Spacebook account. Apparently he is prone to seizures, does that help?' I ask. 'Turns out that the "CupparHack" app on my iKapa isn't a scam, after all.' 15:21, 8 August 2020 Chase McFly

We decide to eat all the food after dipping it in the lava, which makes it radioactive. Since it's radioactive, we're able to light up bright and begin flashing. We are also quite massive when we get out of the volcano, but luckily Klirork is there to drag us to the jail. 15:24, 8 August 2020 CaptainCape

Fortunately, Baltic hasn't noticed us. 'Let it rain burning dogs!' he says while throwing fake money into the air. 15:43, 8 August 2020 Chase McFly

Klirork throws up, and we jump out, flashing in bright colors. This causes Woody to have a seizure, and we free Foury. However, more and more space counterfeit falls on us. We decide to do something with it so we can concoct yet another plan for dealing with the Space Explorers. 16:10, 8 August 2020 CaptainCape

'Please help us!' a voice says. We see some turtles on a shelf in another cell. 'We've been here so long, our shelf life is almost over! Could you help us to get back to our non-tart world?' 12:20, 9 August 2020 Chase McFly

We free the turtles, who explain that their world doesn’t allow any desserts resembling pies or green apples. Suddenly, an anchor drops through the jail, and the turtles climb it, being lifted into the sky by none other than The Space Explorers. The turtles think it’s a way home though. 12:25, 9 August 2020 CaptainCape

'Maybe we can get more prisoners in our team,' I say as I free a person called 'the Pacifist Sif'. 12:38, 9 August 2020 Chase McFly

However, the rest of the prisoners just run right out.

“We were put here wrongly!” TPS says. “The Space Explorers are pure evil!” 12:40, 9 August 2020 CaptainCape

'Agreed!' another prisoner called the Rhinoram says. 'As a citizen and taxpayer, I take this rebellion seriously! Down with Space City!' 12:45, 9 August 2020 Chase McFly

Rhinoram’s wife, Hippoewe, shows that she backed up all the NES City documents. She then suggests we fly into the sky, even though it has begun storming real bad. 12:49, 9 August 2020 CaptainCape

'Good idea,' I say. 'Who else wants to go with us?'

'We can help, we have spiritual power!' two scientific servants called Alloruna and Relnoramas say. 12:56, 9 August 2020 Chase McFly

Alloruna and Relnoramas lift us up into the cloudy atmosphere with their power, and we begin dropping documents, which then fall on some of the Space Explorers' heads. "Tie them up!" I say. 13:05, 9 August 2020 Fetta-phantom1900 Fetta-phantom1900

but all of a sudden an oblivion gate opens up and demons run through it distracting the group. In the confusion the Feta Phantom enters the portal. Edited by Fetta-phantom1900    13:15, 9 August 2020 CaptainCape

Another prisoner, the Forkie Fairy, flutters towards some knocked-out Space Explorers and ties them up. 'Good work, Forkie!' the prisoner Alvona says. 'I would've helped you out if these square sesame seeds didn't cause me to suffer for all eternity.' 13:21, 9 August 2020 Chase McFly

I'm still confused by what happened to TFP, but I manage to hold the demons back. "We don't need even more threats." But what I don't realize is two demons escaped and are gonna help the remaining Space Explorers get to safety. 13:30, 9 August 2020 Fetta-phantom1900 Fetta-phantom1900

meanwhile in the demon dimension, the Feta Phantom is sneaking around a dark forest; he knows it must be here. Suddenly another portal opens up but Feta seals it before anything can come through, he continues on his search. 13:51, 9 August 2020 CaptainCape

During the chaos, some Space Explorers managed to escape. 'Stop right there, you space-exploring scum!' I yell at them. 13:53, 9 August 2020 Fetta-phantom1900 Fetta-phantom1900

one of them stops and raises her arms above her head, she yells "don't shoot I'm innocent" she slowly turns around. Edited by Fetta-phantom1900    13:56, 9 August 2020 Chase McFly

The Space Explorer is revealed as Cape's mother, Yesmrty. She was brainwashed by the Space Explorers against her will. 13:59, 9 August 2020 CaptainCape

'Mom? What are doing with them?' I ask. 'These guys want to flood the market with their stupid space ores and change NES City into Space City!' 15:41, 9 August 2020 Chase McFly

"They already have," Yesmrty says. 'They tricked me! Promised me a Toyota Yaris..." 15:44, 9 August 2020 Fetta-phantom1900    Fetta-phantom1900

A Toyota Yaris drives through the wall...but it falls apart, a gremlin laughs and scutters away. 16:35, 9 August 2020 Chase McFly

The Gremlin is yet another Space Explorer. Foury is understandably upset, as it was her Toyota. 16:40, 9 August 2020 CaptainCape

'Let's ban microwaves, nobody likes them anyways!' the Gremlin says. 'And besides, ovens are so much better.' 13:45, 10 August 2020 Chase McFly

The Space Explorers set up a Space City Congress and secede from the U.S. to ban microwaves. 14:39, 10 August 2020 CaptainCape

They also ban griffins, hippogriffs, coffee, the Toyota Yaris, the Mini Cooper, and anything not related to space. 15:40, 10 August 2020 Chase McFly

Taking refuge on Mars where they store all banned items, we discuss plans to get rid of the Space Explorers. I also use a telescope to see what the Space Explorers are doing. They're driving in wheeled spaceships, drinking wine juice from the Moon as a morning treat, and flying space bird creatures made out of their precious ores. 15:52, 10 August 2020 Fetta-phantom1900 Fetta-phantom1900

A messenger bursts through the doors and delivers a letter to the group they say "it is from our spies on earth, they say it is urgent". 01:21, 11 August 2020 CaptainCape

I read the letter.

'Dear Ore Haters,

They're banning even more stuff! Unfortunately, they also banned espionage, so we'll have to end our mission.

See you soon!

The spies from Earth' 15:12, 11 August 2020 Chase McFly

Even though time travel made everything problematic last part, I start to wonder if we should try it again to see when the Space Explorers were born so we can change the paths of their futures. Edited by Chase McFly    16:24, 11 August 2020 CaptainCape

'I guess it's worth a try,' I say. 'Is there a time machine here?' 19:37, 11 August 2020 Chase McFly

"Okay, so, Boiling became immortal when he first traveled to space. He was born in 1965. We should head there." I say, before seeing a giant thing on the Martian surface. It turns out to be a Tower of Time Machines, which are also banned from Space City. 19:45, 11 August 2020 CaptainCape

'Can we use this time machine?' I ask after finding a black Volkswagen Beetle amidst the Tower of Time Machines. 'It doesn't seem damaged, and it looks cool.' 14:02, 12 August 2020 Chase McFly

"Alright, sure," I say. "Best to use a car that is actually from the time period we're going too. We may stop these Space Explorers yet!" We get in the time machine, and head back in time. 14:06, 12 August 2020 CaptainCape

I find out that the driver's seat seems to be made specifically for Pokey-Eyes. There is even a 'Deposit Legs Here' box next to the seat. 14:52, 12 August 2020 Chase McFly

We take the car back to the past and hide it behind a giant billboard. Then, we see the city in Maine that NES City replaced. Its sign reads, "Plastic Object City". "Huh," I say. "I wonder if Cereal Bowl's grandpa lived here briefly or what." Edited by Chase McFly    14:58, 12 August 2020 CaptainCape

'Probably,' I reply. 'Unless there's someone else called Plastic here. Anyways, why would Boiling be here?' 15:51, 12 August 2020 Chase McFly

"He wouldn't be here," I said. "Unfortunately, this car can't fly, so we ended up right where we were in the present-day. But it's okay, we can find a zoo..."

"Or we can find you!" Vandaag exclaims. I realize that the Space Explorers followed us. 16:10, 12 August 2020 CaptainCape

'But how could you follow us? You banned time machines!' I say. 'You don't break your own rules, do you?'

'Of course we do!' Vandaag replies. Edited by CaptainCape    13:46, 13 August 2020 Chase McFly

"Just like TMH..." I realize. "Breaking his own rules. Hey, uh,  what's that over there?" The Space Explorers turn and I knock out Vandaag. 13:48, 13 August 2020 CaptainCape

'You'll pay for this, ore hater!' Boiling and Vandaag's parents, Gisteren and Morgen, roar. 13:54, 13 August 2020 Chase McFly

The Space Explorers decide to recruit various 1960s individuals. and head to Cereal City, California. 13:56, 13 August 2020 BalloonyFan6789

When I find out where the Space Explorers are, I quickly run to the airport, only to find out it has been destroyed. 14:01, 13 August 2020 Fetta-phantom1900 Fetta-phantom1900

a storm-vortex begins to brew in the middle of the desert and a man falls through it, he stands up and his name tage reveals that he is "Jerome R. Smith Time Patrol division ԙ". After dusting himself off Jerome begins to pursue the time travelers. 14:35, 13 August 2020 Chase McFly

Jerome explains to the Space Explorers that they should not be breaking their own rules, but the Space Explorers reveal they didn't use a time machine, they used Weirdtalon, who can time-travel on his own. Jerome apologizes, but then he sees the airport was destroyed, and it was key to the arrest of Bossy the Rooster, meaning that they may return to a timeline where Bossy was never arrested, and his family was allowed to take over everything. Even though Jerome doesn't see us, we realize that we must check to see if Jerome's guesses about drastic timeline alterations are accurate. I snag Vandaag's rifle as we travel back. 15:06, 13 August 2020 Fetta-phantom1900 Fetta-phantom1900

Jerome shoves the Space explorers into a time prison but before doing that he contacts a mysterious individual and says "the others are returning to their time, make sure to show them the consequences of messing with time itself". 15:20, 13 August 2020 CaptainCape

We arrive near the Bandeau Canyon, a location that wasn't present in the original timeline. 'Oh no, this canyon was named after Bandeau the Rooster, Bossy's cousin twice removed!' I realize. 'I'm afraid Jerome was right...' 15:23, 13 August 2020 Chase McFly

"Uh, guys..." Cereal Bowl says. "Why am I a wanted criminal? This is really bad. Those dumb Space Explorers..."

The mysterious individual turns out to be Vannio, working as a double agent for the Space Explorers and Time Patrol. Vannio grabs us and takes us back to 1965. "You guys will a-learn not to a-mess up our a-plans!" 16:09, 13 August 2020 CaptainCape Double Penned Pen

The amazing Double-Penned Pen! As a last resort, I throw a powerful weapon I found in the car at Vannio: Bosi Bandeau's amazing Double-Penned Pen!

Nothing happens. 18:50, 13 August 2020 Chase McFly

It turns out Vannio snagged a bunch of Space Explorers from Time Jail, including Vandaag and Boiling's supervisor, Penny Turkey, who is quite old. Penny grabs the pen. "Huh, I think I lost this pen years ago, in a scuffle with a griffin," She says. 18:52, 13 August 2020 CaptainCape

'Hey, that's mine!' I say. 'Or actually, the black Volkswagen's original owner. Unless you happen to own a black time-traveling Volkswagen clearly designed for a Pokey-Eye?' 18:56, 13 August 2020 Chase McFly

Penny points towards a black VW parked on the curb, when a younger version of herself gets out of it.

"Cloak Kragils? From Gravildus? Is that you?" The younger version of Penny asks, looking at Cape. 19:00, 13 August 2020 CaptainCape

'Actually, I'm his son Cape who went back in time with your car,' I admit. 'Did that sound too crazy?' 19:05, 13 August 2020 Chase McFly

"I wasn't planning on establishing my Space Explorer organaization until humans set foot on the moon. And time-travel would take at least 25 years to invent..." Penny says.

More Space Explorers step out, they are revealed as old versions of Foury, GTNW, Weirdtalon, and Eye. 19:07, 13 August 2020 CaptainCape

'Weirdtalon! What are you doing here?' I exclaim. 'I told you not to join shady cult-like organizations!' 19:14, 13 August 2020 Chase McFly

"The name is Citizen Talon, Mr. Kragils." Weirdtalon grunts. "And what can I say? My time abilities were very useful for we Space Explorers. My other self from the alternate 2020-he's rotting in a prison cell here in 1965, waiting 4 years to be rescued by this organization. Along with Foury, GTNW, and Eye." Edited by Chase McFly    19:17, 13 August 2020 CaptainCape

'Since when are you "Citizen" Talon? You're Weirdtalon Kragils!' I say. 'And I'm not "Mr. Kragils" either.' 13:10, 14 August 2020 Chase McFly

Meanwhile, Cereal Bowl decides he feels hungry, and drags Cape to a restaurant so they can discuss the mess that the Space Explorers have put us in. In the restaurant, there is a younger version of his grandpa Loops, who is being bullied by Bossy the Rooster. Cester Kragils is also there. 13:15, 14 August 2020 CaptainCape

'I wonder if Dennih is here too,' I say. 'Maybe this is where Cester and Dennih met!' 13:20, 14 August 2020 Chase McFly

"Uh, excuse me, you say my name?" Cester asks Cape. "Another Pokey-Eye? I wasn't expecting to see one. According to my predition scale, our full-on invasion of Earth will not happen for 40 years. Don't know a Dennih though." 13:28, 14 August 2020 CaptainCape

I decide to say the truth. 'Oh, hi. I'm Cape, your grandson from the future. One day, you'll marry another Pokey-Eye, called Dennih.' 13:30, 14 August 2020 Chase McFly

"Weird," Cester replies, before walking to the door.

"You may be in league with "Greatness the Nightwing-destroyed my whole airport!" Bossy exclaims.

"No, you don't understand," CB says. "It was destroyed by The Space Explorers, a villain group from the future..." 13:36, 14 August 2020 CaptainCape

'Yes, and they want to conquer the world with their stupid space ores! They've also banned pretty much anything not related to space,' I add. 15:10, 14 August 2020 Chase McFly

I run in. "And their leader is Penny Turkey! We're gonna stop her from forming the Space Explorers, but we need your help..."

"Now, now," Cester says. "I'm no expert on destroying people. Maybe you should ask the Arson Squad, that's what we call 'em. Their names are Greatness the Nightwing, Eye Pod, Weirdtalon, and Foury. You can find them in the Object County Jail, which has been renamed Space County Jail for some reason that might be related to what you're talking about." 15:18, 14 August 2020 CaptainCape

'Good idea, I've known Weirdtalon for a long time,' I say. 'Thanks, grandpa!' Edited by CaptainCape    15:47, 14 August 2020 Chase McFly

Cester smacks his head as we run out. We head to the jail, where we find the "Arson Squad" locked up.

"Cape!" Weirdtalon says. 'I need help! I was at an airport, and now I'm here! Last thing I saw was an elderly griffin that looked like me and some people in space suits..." 15:52, 14 August 2020 CaptainCape

'The people in space suits were the Space Explorers, and a different version of you is also in it. Could you please go back in time to remind him not to join shady space cults or something?' I ask Weirdtalon. 'Or make sure Penny Turkey never founds the Space Explorers?' 16:00, 14 August 2020 Chase McFly

"Penny Turkey," Eye says. "Oh, yes. I remember...my grandfather, Eye Pod 13, read Penny Turkey's newspaper column. He works over at that courthouse...which isn't supposed to say "Space City Courthouse", but I guess everyone's taking over. He knows all about Penny, can surely help stop her from ever forming the Space Explorers," 16:09, 14 August 2020 CaptainCape

'Yeah, the Space Explorers are changing all names to space-related stuff. Except for that bank over there,' I say while pointing at the Money Turkey Bank. 16:33, 14 August 2020 Chase McFly

Cereal Bowl runs into Eye Pod 13, or just Thirteen, as he prefers to be called, coming out of the bank. He drops some important papers about astronomy. CB starts to see hints about Space Explorers.

“Can you build a a rocket?” CB asks.

“Oh, my patent was accepted. Brilliant!” Thirteen says. “I’ll show you tonight.”

CB explains to the rest of us he wants a spaceship capable of suffocating the Space Explorers. 16:41, 14 August 2020 CaptainCape

'That's a weird request,' Thirteen remarks. 'This is just a harmless prank, right? Or are you going to actually kill someone with my spaceship?' 19:23, 14 August 2020 Chase McFly

"Of course not," CB says.

"But imma need some jet engines to convert to rocket fuel so it works," Thirteen says. "But with the airport gone, you never know where to get some. Unless there's a Top Secret Underground Airport behind that restaurant there." 19:30, 14 August 2020 Fetta-phantom1900 Fetta-phantom1900

A waitress walks out of the resturant, she sees them stairing. The Waitress shakes her head and goes back inside, she comes back out with a sign that reads "no, there are no airports here, only a diner with a laundromat". 01:44, 15 August 2020 Chase McFly

Needless to say, we don’t believe this, and we go down into the laundromat, which is in fact Bossy’s secret airport and will one day be base of operations for the Space Explorers. I notice a woman named Hinned, who has very long legs and her face looks like a mask. I suspect she may be a Pokey-Eye. 02:45, 15 August 2020 CaptainCape

I realize that she looks vaguely familiar. 'Hello, Mrs. Hinned. Have we met before?' I ask her. 13:11, 15 August 2020 Chase McFly

"I don't think so," Hinned says. "You must be an alien. Uh, I'm not sure how Bossy, that's my boyfriend, feels about aliens."

"Oh, he hates them, trust me, I'm his ex as well. My name is Froot," A female bag of flavoring says, shaking hands with Hinned. 13:15, 15 August 2020 CaptainCape

'Nice to meet both of you,' I say, shaking hands with them. 'So, theorethetically speaking, if there would be a villainous organization in the future that wanted to conquer the world using ores from space, would any of you try to stop it from doing so?' Edited by CaptainCape    13:31, 15 August 2020 Chase McFly

"I mean, probably. Shouldn't a task like that be left to humans?" Froot asks.

I notice Ho-oh is doing some cartooning, and ask him to draw a picture of Loops and Cester, to see if my suspicions about Hinned are correct. 13:45, 15 August 2020 CaptainCape

'Oh, uhh, sure,' Ho-oh says, quickly hiding away a nearly-finished cartoon drawing of Solosis. 13:53, 15 August 2020 Chase McFly

Hinned reacts to the ester drawing, as I predicted. "Uh, it's that Pokey-Eye I had for a teacher. What is your business drawing him?"

I notice an insane tone in her voice, and say "That's Cape's grandma alright." 13:57, 15 August 2020 CaptainCape

'Wait, seriously?' I exclaim. 'I didn't recognize her at all with that mask!' 15:13, 15 August 2020 Chase McFly

Then, Dennih starts getting even madder at the picture. "What the heck did Bossy do to Cester? Cester was my tutor...if only...maybe I could turn him into the police."

"Yeah, I used to be a policeman," Someone says. He looks a lot like Squidward, but it's likely an uncle or cousin. "The name is Tentacles. Jefferson Tentacles." 15:37, 15 August 2020 CaptainCape

'Nice to meet you, Jefferson,' I say. 'Could you help us turning Bossy into the police?'

'Yes, that's possible,' Jefferson replies, 'but it takes a lot of time and skill for someone to become the police, and - '

'No, that's not what I meant at all! I meant having him arrested!' 12:58, 16 August 2020 Chase McFly

"Well, he isn't here right now," Jefferson says. "He went out...said something about kidnapping a turkey?" 13:01, 16 August 2020 CaptainCape

'That can't be good,' I say. 'Maybe it's got something to do with Penny?' 13:06, 16 August 2020 Chase McFly

We head outside to find Penny, but she doesn't appear to have been kidnapped yet.

"Hey guys, I wrote a song about being true to yourself, want a copy?" Penny asks. "And also, I have a club of hippies. Know any good hippie hangouts?"

"I know a good hangout," Weirdtalon says.

"Oh, hi. You must be-" Penny starts.

"Weirdtalon," He finishes. "And you're Penny, as your nametag says."

"I'll glady take this," I say, taking Penny's song lyrics. "Let's get back to the airport, maybe a song can help us think about Bossy." 13:11, 16 August 2020 CaptainCape

'Good idea,' I say, glancing at the song lyrics. 'Wait, is that there a lyric about people wearing a nematode for a nametag, and people jumping into photos? I had no idea being true to yourself meant wearing nematodes.' 13:17, 16 August 2020 Chase McFly

"Very interesting," Jefferson says, once we return to the airport. "Hey, uh, everyone get out of here. This is an unofficial airport disguised as a laundromat under a restaurant, you all must leave!"

"Fine!" Everyone says, running off. We follow behind, and head back to see Penny.

"Penny is gone!" Weirdtalon exclaims. "She was taken by Bossy. Maybe check that old warehouse by the restaurant..." 13:22, 16 August 2020 CaptainCape

'Good idea. I don't know if that matters, but it's being renovated,' I say. 'Do you know anything about that warehouse? Does Bossy go there often?' 13:34, 16 August 2020 Chase McFly

"No, but it's abandoned, would be a good kidnapping place," Jefferson says. We head to the warehouse, and sure enough, Penny is there tied up, with Bossy wanting to murder her.

"Look, guys," I say. "I know she founds the Space Explorers, but maybe rescuing her might stop that from happening?" 13:41, 16 August 2020 CaptainCape

'Agreed, we can't just let that rooster kill her,' I say. 'Bossy seems just as bad as Corny and Nelson!' 14:52, 16 August 2020 Chase McFly

Weirdtalon helps up free Penny. Bossy jumps onto the roof, but Weirdtalon incapacitates him. Jefferson arrests Bossy. Penny is happy, and she and Weirdtalon go see a movie.

"Glad everything worked out," I say, as we head back to the time machine. As we are already starting to head back to the present, I realize we left Weirdtalon, Foury, Eye, and GTNW behind. But then CB points out something. "It's them...evil versions, on a giant billboard! It says "Relax, the Space Explorers have everything under control!" 15:14, 16 August 2020 CaptainCape

I stare at the billboard for a while. 'That... doesn't look good,' I say. Below the billboard is a smaller one with Weirdtalon and Penny on it. The second billboard reads 'Respect Space Queen Penny and Space King Weirdtalon for all eternity!' 15:24, 16 August 2020 Chase McFly

"What the heck are you guys doing up there?" Squidwina, Cereal Bowl's wife in the old timeline and a Space Explorer in this timeline asks. She is wearing the Space Explorer uniform, and doing community service. Her presence makes us startled, causing the time machine to fall. 15:28, 16 August 2020 CaptainCape

The car falls apart on the ground. 'Damnit, I wanted to show Epac that "Deposit Legs Here" box,' I mutter. 15:49, 16 August 2020 Chase McFly

"Sorry, we got lost," CB says, as we take turns sliding down Cape's legs.

"Well, VWs aren't allowed. You can only drive spaceships in Space City," Squidwina says. "And also, I hate your guts. Get lost."

"Well, what do we do now?" I look over at the wheels, which can turn into hoverboards, then at the wall surrounding the now completely space-age Space City. 15:52, 16 August 2020 CaptainCape

'Maybe we can hop onto these...' I say as I point at the wheel hoverboards, 'to hover over these,' I continue as I point at the Space City wall. 18:33, 16 August 2020 Chase McFly

"Yeah, good thinking," I say. We all hop on wheel hoverboards and fly over the wall, but our hoverboards then fly away without us. We see that Space City is even more extreme in its space age design, with all the buildings being rocket ships. 18:52, 16 August 2020 CaptainCape

'This city is so weird...' I say. 'Even the spaceports are shaped like spaceships!' 10:45, 17 August 2020 Chase McFly

We then run into Corny, who is a Space Explorer now. "Hi," He says. "I had therapy with Citizen Talon." 11:49, 17 August 2020 CaptainCape

I frown. 'So you won't try running us over with a convertible anymore? Yeah, right.' 13:26, 17 August 2020 Chase McFly

"What? Please don't mention that. It makes me uncomfortable," Corny says. "Aren't you part of the Space Talon Brigade? Your name is Caporian? I also hate talking about real food, since I got it banned. All we eat our ores now." 13:29, 17 August 2020 CaptainCape

'Oh, uhhh, yes, I suppose I'm part of it,' I reply. 'Just wondering, why don't you consider ores real food?' 13:41, 17 August 2020 Chase McFly

"If anyone breaks rules such as having real food, they get demerits. Too many will get you a special appointment with Citizen Talon, Citizen Foury, Citizen Pod, and Citizen Nightwing." Corny says, sounding almost like he was programmed to say it. "Goodbye, Caporian." He heads off. 13:44, 17 August 2020 CaptainCape

'This is even worse than when I was in the Square Alliance!' I exclaim. Corny turns around. 'The what?'

'Oh, y'know, those weird people on Gravildus who are obsessed with squares,' I explain. 13:56, 17 August 2020 Chase McFly

I see one of the spaceships has Yesmrty and Plastic Bowl in it.

"Hey guys!" Yesmrty says. "What happened to your trip? Thought you two were gonna be Space Explorers-in-training." 13:58, 17 August 2020 KKirby KKirby

"We had a few things come up." Cape says...

"What things?" Plastic Bowl questions curiously.

"Well..." Chase starts 14:29, 17 August 2020 Chase McFly

I explain that the trip got canceled because I got a demerit, which makes Yesmrty and Plastic Bowl think I'm.a troublemaker, so they shoo me away from their son. I decide to investigate all the NES characters in NES City to see how badly their lives are under Space Explorer reign. 14:48, 17 August 2020 CaptainCape

I decide to stay with Yesmrty and Plastic Bowl. 'Do you like it here in Space City?' Plastic Bowl asks me. 'Or do you prefer the other Space City on Gravildus?' 15:29, 17 August 2020 Chase McFly

"Uh, both are marvelous," Cape says.

"Yeah, it's nice to have each other when Froot Loops and Cloak are busy in their garage office erasing evidence of people insulting the Space Explorers and making sure your fugitive siblings don't return." Yesmrty says to CB. 15:40, 17 August 2020 CaptainCape

'Wait, what fugitive siblings?' I ask. 'I can't remember anything about them since Cloak erased all evidence about them.' 15:54, 17 August 2020 Chase McFly

"I guess all my siblings are criminals. That's what you get when the sister of your high school principal is running things, I guess," Cereal Bowl sighs. "What bad thing have the Space Explorers done next..." 15:57, 17 August 2020 Fetta-phantom1900 Fetta-phantom1900

Just then all the Cheesecake factories on earth blow up. 16:29, 17 August 2020 Chase McFly

It turns out cheesecake is banned by the Space Explorers, so they rigged all the factories. (I'd advise keeping the action in Space City for now) 19:13, 17 August 2020 CaptainCape

'Wait a second...' I say. 'If they banned cheesecake... what happened to...'

Suddenly, a normal-looking SUV drives by. 'Hey Cape,' it says. 'I decided to get rid of my cheesecake, I'm Normal SUV now!' 13:27, 18 August 2020 Chase McFly

"Well, that's boring," I say. Me, Cape, and Cereal Bowl head to CB's old house, and find Cloak and Froot Loops hard at work with their tapes.

"Nobody likes these Space Explorers, FL," Cloak says.

"That's why they must be annihilated," Froot Loops smiles. 13:45, 18 August 2020 CaptainCape

'Indeed, my fellow space friend!' Cloak says as he grabs a red marker and crosses out some names in various documents. 16:02, 18 August 2020 Chase McFly

We join the others, only to see Squidward is a cop and he gets mad at us for not being in Space Explorer uniform. He also explains that music is banned, as are alcohol and lots of other minor "annoying inconveniences". 16:05, 18 August 2020 CaptainCape

While Squidward recites all the annoying inconveniences, I grab some spare space suits from CB's old house and put them on. However, there's nametags on the space suits, and now everyone thinks I am... 16:12, 18 August 2020 Chase McFly

Pace, who is in fact in charge of Space City's Space Explorer Conversion program. He also has a thing for alcohol, and carries it in his suit. 16:50, 18 August 2020 CaptainCape

As I follow some Space Explorers, a bottle of beer falls out of the space suit and all the Space Explorers glare suspisciously at me. 19:01, 18 August 2020 Chase McFly

They call Squidward, who gives Cape a demerit. Squidward also tells Cape to stuff some ores into his skinny legs. 19:04, 18 August 2020 CaptainCape

'Okay then,' I say. However, a clock filled with locusts falls out of the suit, which earns me a second demerit.

'That is Annoying Inconvience #15297: the locust clock!' Squidward says. 'Space City is a locust-free zone!' 13:14, 19 August 2020 Chase McFly

"Don't get too many demerits," Corny says. 'Or they'll turn you into one of us Space Explorers." 13:21, 19 August 2020 CaptainCape

'Can you guys please forgive me for all the weird stuff in my suit?' I ask.

The locusts start chirping loudly.

'Anyways, how can I help my fellow Space Explorers?' 13:57, 19 August 2020 Chase McFly

"Okay, you're just asking for trouble," Squidward says. He knocks out Cape and carries him to the center where beings are converted to Space Explorers. 13:59, 19 August 2020 CaptainCape

There's a huge list on the wall listing all minor annoying inconveniences. Some of them are music, alcohol, cheesecake, locusts, locust clocks, the noise of chirping crickets, and any vehicle that isn't a spaceship or a Space Explorer. 15:01, 19 August 2020 Chase McFly

Cape reaches for some cold crackers, then sees Nssaisas in the other room.

"Cape, help me!" Nssaisas says. "I'm your friend..." 15:14, 19 August 2020 CaptainCape

'Well, I wouldn't really consider you my friend, but I'll still help you,' I say. 'Look at this list of annoying inconveniences! They even banning air conditioning equipment, bells and a bunch of other objects that produce an "uncomfortable discomfort"!' 15:19, 19 August 2020 Chase McFly

Cape pulls Nssaisas into his room by removing his legs. However, Cape is very hungry and can't resist eating Nssaisas' legs. This makes Nssaisas mad, but Cape makes amends by giving him a space suit. 15:21, 19 August 2020 CaptainCape

'There is literally a plate of crackers on your table!' Nssaisas yells.

'But they're cold! And I hate cold crackers,' I say. 'Besides, they probably have some mind control stuff in them or something.' 15:25, 19 August 2020 Chase McFly

Nssaisas looks outside and sees some cold cookies on a shelf. A Space Explorer guard takes a cookie and slides it under a door, to which Nssaisas hears a crow that sounds like Corny. It's kinda like being in prison. 15:40, 19 August 2020 CaptainCape

The guard removes his helmet, and he turns out to be a sea cat from Venuna.

'What's in those cookies?' I ask the sea cat suspisciously.

'Nothing special, mostly sea pigeon meat,' the guard replies. 16:02, 19 August 2020 Chase McFly

Cape then kicks down the sea cat, stealing his armor. He sees Penny coming, and disguised as a Space Explorer, says he is taking Nssaisas on a tour of the facility. 16:37, 19 August 2020 Fetta-phantom1900 Fetta-phantom1900

They start going on the tour it starts out uneventful enough but when a guard sees them, she gestures to another guard whom enters one of the rooms...but nothing happens right away. Edited by Fetta-phantom1900    21:59, 19 August 2020 Chase McFly

Penny sets Cape and Cereal Bowl to see the evil old Space Explorer versions of Foury, Weirdtalon, Eye, and GTNW. Cape and CB hope to redeem them. 22:08, 19 August 2020 CaptainCape

As we go to Weirdtalon, Eye, Foury and GTNW, I say 'Hey, Weirdtalon! Nice to see you again, shame I'm not able to ride you anymore since you're a Space Explorer now.' 13:17, 20 August 2020 Chase McFly

"Captain Caporian Vuhrars Ol'ath Hovo Crek Driviex Zak'aik Kragils, leader of the Junior Space Brigade, model citizen, 33 years of age, Pokey-Eye, son of Cloak and Yesmrty...what happened to you?" Weirdtalon asks. "Why are you acting in such a weird manner?" Edited by Chase McFly    13:24, 20 August 2020 CaptainCape

'You're the one acting in a weird manner!' I say. 'You used to be my pet and best friend, and now you're here, conquering the universe with your totalitarian society and your space trash!' 13:32, 20 August 2020 Chase McFly

"Oh, are you from an alternate reality, and you seek our help to restore it?" Weirdtalon asks. "Tell me where your time machine is. And call me Your Honor," 14:45, 20 August 2020 CaptainCape

'My time machine was destroyed,' I say. 'And besides, Your Honor, you made time machines illegal in your gloriously rule-filled city.' 15:20, 20 August 2020 Chase McFly

"I store time-travel devices in my secret lab on Cracker Mountain. The leaders are exempt to the rules, you know." Weirdtalon smiles, going to his secret lab. 16:01, 20 August 2020 CaptainCape

'Wait a second, this mountain was renamed to Kragils Mountain a while ago!' I realize. 12:56, 21 August 2020 Chase McFly

"Uh, no. Zacker Cracker fell down it back in 1920," Weirdtalon says. "And Foury is bringing in the VW. We do want to help you guys." 13:01, 21 August 2020 CaptainCape

'Okay then,' I say. 'But just wondering, why did you ban air conditioning equipment in Space City?' 15:25, 21 August 2020 Chase McFly

"Obvious, isn't it?" Foury asks, as she brings in the Volkswagen and gets to work. "Our leaders are birds. They can just fly people into space if they wanna be cold." Edited by Chase McFly    15:50, 21 August 2020 CaptainCape

'But you're not a bird!' I say.

'That's why I use Ho-Sis,' Foury replies. 15:49, 21 August 2020 Chase McFly

Then, Yesmrty calls Cape. "Cloak and Froot Loops were knocked out by a baseball bat, and their tapes were stolen! We suspect Corny, except he's now a Space Explorer and wouldn't do it. You gotta come help us, you're a good detective!" 15:52, 21 August 2020 CaptainCape

'Okay, I'll help you,' I reply. 'Sorry Weirdtalon, but my mom needs my help right now. See ya!' 16:09, 21 August 2020 Chase McFly

Cape heads back to CB's house, and I analyze the baseball bat used for the incident. It clearly has rooster peck marks, so we go see Corny. Corny is wearing a Space Explorer watch that appears to work oddly. It could have possessed him into knocking out Cloak and Froot Loops. 16:20, 21 August 2020 CaptainCape

'Hi Corny,' I say. 'Did you hear about Froot Loops and my dad getting knocked out with a baseball bat?' 13:13, 22 August 2020 Chase McFly

Corny doesn't respond, but just walks around zombie-like. Me, Cape, and Cereal Bowl run after him, until he jumps into the contraband items bin. 13:16, 22 August 2020 CaptainCape

When I get Corny out of the bin, he tries pecking me. I realize that there's something wrong with him, and I try taking off his watch. 13:28, 22 August 2020 Chase McFly

Corny jumps into the bin again, and we fall in as well. It appears we're in Penny's secret lab, and the contraband bin is used as a trap door.

"I erased the tapes and set my zombies to attack those who defied us," Penny's voice says. 13:30, 22 August 2020 CaptainCape

'Well, you'll have to attack your own leaders then!' I yell. 'Weirdtalon's got a bunch of time machines in his lab!' 13:47, 22 August 2020 Chase McFly

"Excuse me?" Penny asks. "What are you scumbags doing here? The rest of them are my puppets. I am the true leaders. The only way you could break your friend Corny out of his much better state is to provoke him with the feelings of banned items down here he has a personal connection with. As for Citizens Talon, Pod, Nightwing, and Number, they're being taken care of right now by my Space Explorer guards." 13:52, 22 August 2020 CaptainCape

I decide to throw random banned items at Corny, hoping to free Corny from his zombie-like state. However, this only results in Corny getting knocked out when I throw an air conditioner at him. 13:59, 22 August 2020 Chase McFly

Corny wakes up slowly, and Cereal Bowl shows him the license plate of his car, as well as a beer bottle. This causes Corny to regain memories of who he is. I then program his watch to "Attack Creator Mode", so he starts attacking Penny. With this distraction, we run out of the bin. Looking into the window of the courthouse, we see Weirdtalon, GTNW, Foury, and Eye on lab tables hooked up to weird equipment. It looks a bit like when we were being experimented on by the ponies while in Everyone Shall Burn. 14:53, 22 August 2020 CaptainCape

I grab the air conditioner I threw at Corny, and break the window with it. However, as I do so, I lose my microphone.

'Hey wait a second, I don't remember taking a microphone with me,' I realize. 15:04, 22 August 2020 Chase McFly

Penny asks the guards to seize us, but then Weirdtalon looks at us through the open window. "Penny, honey, I have a confession to make," Weirdtalon says sadly as some more Space Explorers start implanting chips in his beak. "I was the griffin who stole your double-penned pen! And I never intended for you to make Space City a full-blown police state!" 15:14, 22 August 2020 CaptainCape

'Well, what are you going to do against it?' Penny asks. 'You're stuck in here!'

'Oh, I'll definitely find a way out,' Weirdtalon says. 'After all, my father is the famous Peruvian Spy Eagle! And the ex-husband of Morgen.' 15:25, 22 August 2020 Chase McFly

The rest of us use this argument to go inside and mess with the mechanisms controlling our friends, releasing them from Space Explorer control, so that we can take Foury, GTNW, Eye, and Weirdtalon with us on our quest to destroy the Space Explorers once and for all, by erasing them from existence back in the 1960s. Edited by Chase McFly    15:35, 22 August 2020 CaptainCape

'Come on, let's fly with Weirdtalon to the lab and get the Volkswagen Beetle back!' I say.

'You didn't really expect me to carry all of you at once, right?' Weirdtalon asks. 16:03, 22 August 2020 Chase McFly

"I brought Ho-Sis. He's in a coma, but as Space Explorers, we granted him size-changing abilities, so we can fly him as well. Luckily, this coma will never happen when we do get back in time and stop things." Foury notices guards attacking Yesmrty and Plastic Bowl, to Cloak and Froot Loops' surprise. "Like that." I then realize Cereal Bowl is gone, as he's gone to make amends with Squidwina. I fly Weirdtalon to CB and grab him. Once we're finally all ready, we fly Ho-Sis and Weirdtalon back to the lab and hop in the Volkswagen. 16:26, 22 August 2020 CaptainCape

'Thanks, Weirdtalon!' I say. 'You're a good boy!' I give him a piece of mousecake as I activate the Volkswagen's time travel engine. 16:30, 22 August 2020 Chase McFly

We arrive back in 1965, and see past Weirdtalon doing some work with the past versions of Foury, Eye, and GTNW. I ask what he's doing, and he says he's working on some kind of personality tester device to win the Object City Science Fair, where he will propose to Penny Turkey. 16:36, 22 August 2020 CaptainCape

'Please don't tell our rival Weedleton about any of this,' past GTNW says. 'It's such a great idea, and he'll definitely copy it if he hears of our device.' 18:58, 22 August 2020 Chase McFly

Weddleton turns out to be one of Bossy's allies. He is at the science fair as well, eating some cupcakes, and can't stop. We decide to go help him, as CB recalls him being a childhood friend of his grandmother. 19:03, 22 August 2020 CaptainCape

'Hey uhh, Weddleton, do you need an idea for your invention?' I ask him.

'No, I need more SUGAR!' he yells while gobbling up more cupcakes. 19:11, 22 August 2020 Chase McFly

I see Weedleton has frosting all over the inside of his beak, so I take a box of cupcakes and leave. I end up going back to Past Weirdtalon, Foury, Eye, and GTNW. "Can I come to your lab? Cape, KKirby, CB, and I wanna run some tests on your device." I start to theorize that this device could have led to the creation of the Space Explorers, as it was undoubtedly Penny's idea, so hijacking it is the best option to erase them from existence. 19:20, 22 August 2020 CaptainCape

'Sure,' Past Eye says, and we enter the lab.

'Alright, we need to see if your device is sledgehammer-resistant,' I say, grabbing a hammer. 'Devices designed to alter personalities are required to be sledgehammer-proof.' 10:15, 23 August 2020 Chase McFly

CB pushes Cape away and starts a personality card for Weirdtalon. He quickly apologizes, as he starts showing pictures and giving them the opposite responses a normal citizen would. Edited by Chase McFly    12:12, 23 August 2020 CaptainCape

'How did you even get all of these pictures?' Weirdtalon asks as I show him a picture of the notorious griffin criminal Virthalan. 12:16, 23 August 2020 Chase McFly

“They were all right here in the machine, naturally put there by Penny. Weirdtalon takes the personality note when we’re done, not realizing it shows him as a deadly criminal. I grab a photo of a young Weirdtalon and then we follow them back to where the Science Fair will be held. 12:35, 23 August 2020 CaptainCape

Weddleton is there too, with a cupcake dispenser. However, there aren't any cupcakes in it, and Weddleton doesn't look happy about this. 'I shouldn't have eaten all of them,' he mutters. 13:30, 23 August 2020 Chase McFly

What Weedleton forgot to tell us, however, was that the cupcakes contain destructive fabric enzymes, and we snuck a box in Weirdtalon's feathers, obscured by the new suit he's wearing. 13:33, 23 August 2020 CaptainCape

Weirdtalon starts scratching himself, not noticing that the box of cupcakes is burning a hole through his suit. 'What's wrong?' he asks aggressively when people at the Science Fair start laughing at him. 15:24, 23 August 2020 BalloonyFan6789

There is only one person not laughing at Weirdtalon, and that is Treeart, an unusually large ant with a tree painted on his chest. 15:33, 23 August 2020 Chase McFly

"What did you do to my grandfather's suit?" Penny asks Weirdtalon angrily.

"I...er..." Weirdtalon says.

Meanwhile, I give Froot a script and tell her to remember her lines. I also give her a picture of baby Weirdtalon.

"Weirdtalon, honey, why haven't you visited me or our baby Weirdtalon Jr. in ages?"

"How do you know this bag of fruit flavoring?" Penny asks angrily.

"I don't. Though she makes good music," Weirdtalon replies.

Penny puts the hijacked personality card in the machine and it says "Criminal psycho". "I should have known!" Penny runs away. 15:34, 23 August 2020 CaptainCape

Weirdtalon turns around, as the remains of the suit fall off of him. 'You don't think I'm a criminal psycho, do you, Cape?' Weirdtalon asks me. 12:19, 24 August 2020 Chase McFly

“Of course not,” Cape says. “There was a mistake, that’s all.”

What we don’t realize is the future versions of Weirdtalon, Foury, and Eye are gonna betray us and convince Penny we’re spies. 12:23, 24 August 2020 CaptainCape

'Can we return to the present now?' I ask. 'I hope we fixed everything and Space City is called NES City again.' 13:29, 24 August 2020 Chase McFly

"No, there's definitely still more to this," I say. "The science fair is tomorrow, we'll convince Weirdtalon to show the Volkswagen instead and how it can fly. Then, Penny definitely won't make the Space Explorers." 13:31, 24 August 2020 CaptainCape

'Good idea!' I say. 'I'll already start cleaning the Volkswagen. According to some random griffin farmer from Gravildus, griffins love shiny cars.' 14:58, 24 August 2020 Chase McFly

That night, I find the dejected Weirdtalon, Foury, Eye, and GTNW on top of the courthouse. I drag the rest of Team NES with me, and we ask them what they're doing up there. They explain they came there to think. 15:01, 24 August 2020 CaptainCape

'Hey, do you need an idea for the science fair, after the whole thing with your personality tester?' I ask him. 'We've got a cool Volkswagen Beetle!'

'No thanks,' Weirdtalon says. 'Wirdalon - that four-eyed hippogriff - already has a Volkswagen car.' 15:30, 24 August 2020 Chase McFly

"Just do our own flying car!" Foury says.

"Sounds great!" Weirdtalon says. Suddenly, lightning strikes, and everyone almost falls off. Luckily, Weirdtalon saves us. 15:41, 24 August 2020 CaptainCape

'Thanks!' I say. 'I would've given you some mousecake if I had some with me.'

'Actually, I don't even like mousecake that much,' Weirdtalon says. 16:25, 24 August 2020 Chase McFly

Meanwhile, Penny attempts to out Froot as having been born on Gravildus and thus ineligible for the science fair, as part of the new scheme concocted by the evil Space Explorer versions of Foury, Eye, GTNW, and Weirdtalon. 17:00, 24 August 2020 CaptainCape

'What should we do now?' I ask. 'If this is Penny's idea, it's definitely some kind of plan to make Space City exist again.' 13:43, 25 August 2020 Chase McFly

"Maybe there is a loophole," CB says. "I don't know when my grandparents got married. It could have been 1965. Maybe I could convince them to, and then Penny's plan will be thwarted?" 13:47, 25 August 2020 Fetta-phantom1900 Fetta-phantom1900

"that would never work" a voice rang out...the crew look towards the source and it was Jerome. Jerome continues "I have been a time patrolman long enough to know plans like that have a habbit of backfiring, no, there is but only one way  to stop Penny's plans but it is quite dangerous". 17:44, 25 August 2020 CaptainCape

'What is it? Surely it can't be worse than living in a totalitarian space-themed society,' I ask. 18:36, 25 August 2020 Chase McFly

Jerome explains that we need to infiltrate the science fair and keep the evil versions of our friends as far away from their counterparts as possible. When the day of the science fair roles around, we all put on judge outfits and head to where it is being held. 18:41, 25 August 2020 CaptainCape

We see people with all kinds of inventions. Weedleton is there too, eating another tray of fabric-destroying cupcakes. 18:55, 25 August 2020 Chase McFly

There is a group of 4 deep-sea divers who may be the evil versions of our friends. I suspect they’re keeping their younger selves tied up in their submarine, but when I go talk to them, they just curse in French. 19:07, 25 August 2020 CaptainCape

'What's in this submarine?' I ask the deep-sea divers.

'Nous vivons tous dans ce sous-marin jaune,' one of them, who sounds like Weirdtalon, explains. 13:45, 26 August 2020 Chase McFly

CB walks over to one of the booths when he sees Penny. He goes in and modulates his voice to sound like Weirdtalon.

“Penny, this is Buckbeak. You never told me why you burned down all those airports,” CB says.

“Because nobody was doing anything about them!” Penny says. “Humans finally find a way to mimic our flight, but they still haven’t gone to my lovely space as of 1965!” 14:28, 26 August 2020 CaptainCape

'But what's the point in burning the closest thing we currently have to space travel?' CB asks. 'Surely you don't want to delay humanity's visits to space even more?' 16:11, 26 August 2020 Chase McFly

"Humanity sucks. We birds can fly already." Penny says, hanging up. However, what CB didn't tell her was he recorded everything they said, and is going to show it to the police as evidence that will land her in prison so the Space Explorers never become a thing. 16:15, 26 August 2020 CaptainCape

CB then calls the police. 'This is Jefferson Tentacles speaking,' the police officer says. 'How can I help you?' 13:15, 27 August 2020 Chase McFly

CB plays a recording of Penny. Jefferson says he’s busy, but he’ll be there tonight to question her. I decide we need to free the younger selves from the submarine by using stolen Space Explorer tech. 13:48, 27 August 2020 CaptainCape

'I found this teleporter in the basement of Cereal Bowl's old house,' I say. 'Could it be useful?' 13:57, 27 August 2020 Chase McFly

"Indeed," I reply. I step into the teleporter, and am transported to the Yellow Submarine. Using Rocko's sonic screwdriver to get out, I try to stop Weirdtalon, Foury, Eye, and GTNW from bursting into Beatles' songs. 14:15, 27 August 2020 CaptainCape

However, they do burst into Beatles songs - or, even worse, French versions of Beatles songs! 19:40, 27 August 2020 Chase McFly

Now that they're out, Foury reveals that they're gonna use Weirdtalon himself as the project, due to his time-travel capabilities. Weirdtalon takes his place in the booth. 19:49, 27 August 2020 CaptainCape

'Interesting,' I say. 'What should we do now? Wait for Jefferson to show up?' 15:07, 28 August 2020 Chase McFly

Then the Peruvian Spy Eagle arrives. "Son, what have you gotten yourself into?" He asks. Weirdtalon freezes, only to realize a young version of him is with PSE. 15:22, 28 August 2020 CaptainCape

'Uhhh, hi dad,' Weirdtalon says. 'Where have you been?'

'Oh, nothing special,' Peruvian Spy Eagle says. 'I was in Venezuela, trying to find Baltic Boat. Turns out he's been faking his dead, and he's hiding somewhere without a TV!' 15:57, 28 August 2020 Chase McFly

"I'm gonna divorce you if you don't stop spreading lies about my adoptive brother Baltic Boat," Morgen says to Peruvian Spy Eagle. "I met this lion named Glisteren, and he and I had a son named Vandaag. Besides, eagle-lion combos are kinda strange. Good luck with Weirdtalon. Even better, turn him into a time machine." She takes the pieces off adult Weirdtalon and puts them on baby Weirdtalon, causing him to fly around and explode the roof of the building. This brings the science fair to an abrupt and unfortunate end. Edited by Chase McFly    16:09, 28 August 2020 CaptainCape

'Why do you divorce me, honey?' PSE asks. 'You said that I make the best fish in the world!'

'It's very tasty, don't get me wrong,' Morgen says. 'But while the top dalon is nice, it's essentially a rolling pin. And besides, all of the old wire and screws you put in it are a big problem for scientists.' 16:18, 28 August 2020 Chase McFly

"Fine!" PSE yells as Morgen leaves. Penny is about to recruit Morgen to her crusade, only to be stopped by Jefferson. Everyone clears out of the roofless structure, but Penny yells "You'll never catch me alive, copper!" before flying away and stealing the Volkswagen before the rest of us can get to it. As the evil alternate versions of Foury, Eye, GTNW, and Weirdtalon vanish from existence, along with all my pictures of Space City and any other trace of the Space Explorers, she tries to run us over before disappearing. So now we're trapped in 1965 with no way home, but on the bright side, the Space Explorers never become a thing. 16:27, 28 August 2020 CaptainCape

I decide to look around what remains of the science fair, hoping to find any time machines. However, I can only find people touching cities, someone called Ebok throwing Russian texts into a hole, and someone called Burns regretting that he took his son to the science fair. 19:14, 28 August 2020 Chase McFly

Then, a van that has Recste and Cheerios in it pulls up to us. The van said "Object City Furniture Deliveries".

"Get this, guys," Recste says. "Cheerios here says his son Loops used my son Cester's ID to get himself married to some crazy Gravildan bag of fruit flavoring," Edited by Chase McFly    19:39, 28 August 2020 CaptainCape

'That's really weird,' I say. 'Have you told your wife Vuhrars about this, great-gra - I mean, Recste?' 13:01, 29 August 2020 Chase McFly

"I didn't think she'd take it well," Recste says. Suddenly, the entire town vanishes, and Recste and Cheerios' car is a few miles down the road from where it just was. 13:06, 29 August 2020 CaptainCape

I become worried. 'Did we mess something up during our time travels?' I ask as we go towards the new location of Recste and Cheerios' car. 13:45, 29 August 2020 Chase McFly

"This must have been Penny's doing," I say.

"Am I lost?" Cheerios asks, he is now alone. "Man, imagine if my dad had made his farm here. Too bad any town here burned down in 1909. Jerky Turkey's fault, undoubtedly. Also why my son Loops can't talk to women." Edited by Chase McFly    13:57, 29 August 2020 CaptainCape

'If only we could get Weirdtalon's time-traveling equipment to stop Penny...' I mutter. 'What happened to him in this timeline?' 15:04, 29 August 2020 Chase McFly

"Oh, I'm right here," Weirdtalon says. "I just don't have my equipment anymore, my mother Morgen took it and put it on my baby self. In my 55 years of life, that was a weird experience." Cheerios drives away.

"We should go find Jerky Turkey," Cereal  Bowl says. 15:08, 29 August 2020 CaptainCape

'Who is Jerky? He doesn't sound particularly friendly,' I ask.

'Were you talking about me, Mr. Blue Longlegs?' a voice behind me asks. 16:44, 29 August 2020 Chase McFly

Jerky turns out to be Penny, but quite old again. She looks at us angrily. “Nobody ever moves to Object City anymore, so what are you doing here?” 16:50, 29 August 2020 CaptainCape

'Oh, nothing. We were just talking to our old pal Cheerios here,' I say.

'Old pal? I don't think I've met any of you before,' Cheerios says. 13:00, 30 August 2020 Chase McFly

"You...." Penny stares at Weirdtalon suspiciously. "You look familiar. Now, let's have a little reenactment..." Penny staggers towards the aged Volkswagen, which she's using to wring out her laundry. "I see an early settlement here in the year 1910...and my grandpa! Grandpa Kameron Turkey, founder of the Plastic Object Police Department...no, wait..." I suddenly realize Penny is talking to a cactus, and quickly add feathers and a beak to it. "Grandpa, it's you. But why are you driving a car?" Penny stares at a bucket next to the cactus. "No living creature should own such ludicrous human tech...we've been ruined!" Penny takes an empty box of matches and starts going through a row of buckets, lighting them on fire. 13:07, 30 August 2020 CaptainCape Strong bread and black shoes

Mr. Muscle Bread 'Hey, no need to become so angry,' a person says. The person is revealed to be Mr. Muscle Bread, a strong bread with black shoes. Muscle Bread is Cheerios' childhood friend. 15:00, 30 August 2020 Chase McFly

"Muscle Bread, get away from these loonies!" Cheerios yells. "At least don't tell them about your ability to time-travel." 15:22, 30 August 2020 CaptainCape

'Wait, you can do time travel?' I ask. 'That's just what we need!' I grab Muscle Bread's muscled arm. 'Please take us to 1910!' 15:49, 30 August 2020 Chase McFly

"Fine, but please, let go of the arm," Muscle Bread says. He takes us back to 1910, leaving Penny to continue being crazy. We then see the young version of her. "Is that who you're looking for?" Muscle Bread asks. 15:51, 30 August 2020 CaptainCape

'Yes, it is!' I say. 'What do you know about her, Muscle Bread?'

'Well, my adoptive parents Ebok and Margaret Rooster know her,' he explains. 16:38, 30 August 2020 Chase McFly

"Did somebody say Rooster?" A voice asks. It's none other than Olive Rooster, Nelson Rooster's older brother. "What are you, some kind of bread-human hybrid? Werebread?" I realize that "Rooster Brothers Car Deals" is behind us. It appears Penny is targeting the Roosters especially. 16:42, 30 August 2020 Fetta-phantom1900 Fetta-phantom1900

suddenly an oblivion portal opens up and the Feta Phantom runs through it, he is huffing and puffing but after a little while he finally says "a demon is chasing me...gasp...but he should calm down so long as there are no roosters, used car dealersips, or muscle breads I wouldn't want to know what it would do if even one of those things were around here let alone all three". 17:30, 30 August 2020 Chase McFly

Unfortunately for TFP, this makes the demon madder. The demon is ultimately revealed to be a Yekrut, a large gray beast that is a sworn enemy of the Turkey family. She grabs on to Muscle Bread, so it proceeds to chase her back to 1965, leaving us stuck in 1910 until Weirdtalon regains his time-travel abilities. We end up having to convince Olive that we are good people. 17:35, 30 August 2020 CaptainCape

'How do I know I'm able to trust you?' Olive asks, raising his eyebrow.

'Uhhh... we're friends of your adopted grandson Muscle Bread,' I try convincing him. 19:26, 30 August 2020 Chase McFly

"Sounds legit," Olive replies. "Carry on then." However, I suspect he's only saying carry on then because he's freaked out by the Volkswagen, which Weirdtalon found behind a warehouse, as he runs off. We jump in the Volkswagen and return to 1965. 19:29, 30 August 2020 CaptainCape

In 1965, we see the Yekrut. The demon beast is still chasing the Fetta Phantom and Muscle Bread. 12:36, 31 August 2020 Chase McFly

“You’re under arrest,” Jefferson says to Penny, throwing her in Bossy’s cell. 16:02, 31 August 2020 CaptainCape

'Hello,' Bossy says. 'Nice to meet you!'

In the cell next to them is the Yekrut, angrily growling at Penny.

'Is it time to return to the present?' I ask. 'Or is there something we forgot?' 16:26, 31 August 2020 Chase McFly

“We got married!” Froot and Loops say happily to us. “Cester was best man!” 16:30, 31 August 2020 CaptainCape

'Oh, that's great!' I say. 'Hey, here's an idea: wouldn't it be nice to have a son called Froot Loops?' 19:41, 31 August 2020 Chase McFly

“That sounds nice,” Loops says. The two of them head off, and we jump back in the Volkswagen. 19:48, 31 August 2020 This reply has been removed CaptainCape

'I hope the whole Space City situation is fixed now, I've had enough of all the space-themed names,' I say as we go back to the present. 12:01, 1 September 2020 Chase McFly

“Did somebody say space?” Penny asks us happily. “Come check out the new planetarium that opened! We used Weirdtalon’s model.” She then pecks an aged Bossy, who pecks her back. “Honey, I still haven’t gotten Corny to call you mom!” Bossy laughs. 12:37, 1 September 2020 CaptainCape

We follow Penny to her planetarium. Fortunately, it's the only space-themed building in the city since we prevented the Space Explorers from ever existing. 13:16, 1 September 2020 Chase McFly

As it turns out, Penny, Boiling, Vandaag, Bossy, and other former Space Explorers run the planetarium. And Foury, Zacker, GTNW, Eye, and Weirdtalon reside in 2020 again. 13:53, 1 September 2020 CaptainCape

'Hey Cape!' Weirdtalon says, running up to me. 'Can I turn part of your griffin farm into a museum for time machines?' 14:13, 2 September 2020 Chase McFly

“Not sure that’s a good idea. Time-travel may have turned the Space Explorers good and made CB and your families less crazy, but still, Corny and the Space Explorers both made some pretty dystopian timelines.” I explain. 15:46, 2 September 2020 CaptainCape

'Fine, can we at least turn it into a mouse farm so we can have mousecake all the time?' Weirdtalon sighs.

'I thought you didn't like mousecake?' I ask, raising my eyebrow.

'I don't like it, but I can sell mousecake all over the galaxy to make some money! Imagine: a bright red flashy billboard reading "Griffin Mousecake Bakery: For All Your Mousecake Needs!" and griffins and hippogriff from all over the galaxy visiting your farm and buying all kinds of cake, from mouse pie to rat cupcakes, and - '

'Why would a pet need money?' I interrupt him. 13:55, 3 September 2020 Fetta-phantom1900 Fetta-phantom1900

"what? you think that because I am a pet that I don't need money to pay rent and buy food? We don't live in a fantasy land where all things are free and plentiful this is the real world and in the real world even pets need money" after the rant he huffs and continues what he was saying before. 14:07, 3 September 2020 Chase McFly

Vandaag gives Cape a gift. It’s a photo album showing his entire and very complex family tree, and how they’re connected, because Weirdtalon is his half-brother who is Penny’s ex, and Penny is the stepmother of Corny, who is Yesmrty’ ex. 14:54, 3 September 2020 CaptainCape

'This is wonderful!' I say. 'Thanks, distant relative! I think I could basically call everyone in town a distant relative now...' 15:57, 3 September 2020 Chase McFly

“I’d like to see the whole family tree,” I say as I see a bright red VW Beetle. 16:02, 3 September 2020 CaptainCape Great Family Tree v3 'Oh, here it is,' Vandaag says, showing Chase the family tree. 'You see, it's not complete yet, a lot of people are missing. We're probably relatives too!' 19:27, 3 September 2020 Chase McFly

“Indeed, it’s not complete,” Yesmrty says. “I was once married to Shrkjork, whose cousin Gaancmii married Chase’s great-great-grandmother’s adoptive sister, Drrumeer. Drrumeer is Meerdrru’s mother, and she is married to Pace. They are raising a son named Hoh Sus Kragils, who is a half-brother of Hoh Sus and The son of Glisteren and Meedrru. Did I mention Glisteren’s third cousin once removed is Klirork, who is married to Clarek. Their son Krorilk is the father of Buckbeak from Harry Potter. And Buckbeak’s sister got turned into a human, and married Chase’s 5th cousin.” Edited by Chase McFly    19:43, 3 September 2020 CaptainCape

'Wow, now that's a lot of family!' I say. 'Wait a second, did you just say you were married to my pet?! You can't just marry your son's pet, that's - '

'Don't start on another rant about why pets can't have money and why pets can't marry their owners and blah blah blah!' Shrkjork says, holding an Oscar statuette in his mantis claw. 'Hey, guess what? I won a lot of prizes with my role in The Wizard of Windows!' 13:58, 4 September 2020 Chase McFly

SpongeBob hops out of the VW Beetle. I realize his voice sounds crocodilian. “Guys, help! It’s Patrick. He’s...” SpongeBob can’t finish his sentence, he seems very traumatized. 14:03, 4 September 2020 CaptainCape

'What happened to Patrick? Did he lose his keys?' I ask.

'No! It's... it's... worse! Way worse!' SpongeBob says. 14:14, 4 September 2020 Chase McFly

SpongeBob leads us all to Bikini Bottom to see for ourselves. He then adds ominously. “And Patrick’s not the only one.” 14:50, 4 September 2020 CaptainCape

We become worried as we hurry towards Patrick's house at Conch Street 120. There, we see... 13:30, 5 September 2020 Chase McFly

Patrick’s shorts on a stick, covered in blood. There is also a piece of brain coral nearby, but I see blood on it too and Patrick’s empty eye sockets. “He’s been...” I gasp. “Murdered brutally.” 13:42, 5 September 2020 CaptainCape

'Who would possibly want to hurt someone like Patrick?' I wonder, terrified. 13:53, 5 September 2020 Chase McFly

Cereal Bowl finds a mug on the ground. He starts aging rapidly, while also singing Filler Nite. 13:56, 5 September 2020 CaptainCape

'Why is that cup just randomly there on the ground? Did the killer throw it away?' I ask before I start singing along. 15:02, 5 September 2020 Chase McFly

"FILLER NIGHT! FILLER NIGHT!" I sing. 15:10, 5 September 2020