Thread:Alien Tavern/@comment-7180588-20200404151859/@comment-7180588-20200404152400

"Never-Ending Story, or shall we say NES! We're all on a stage and it is the best...." I sing.

BFrit is doing a frenzied tap dance. 'NES is where we belong! And we appreciate it with this song!' "So come on down to sing, it'll be a wonderful DING!" Benelux sings. The NES Clan (band name) NES Is Ours (song name) New Take on NES (album name) (song starts with keyboard beat)  Hey everybody, listen up We've got a song that's sure to wake you up So sing along with us And you'll go to Music Town by bus." “So there was once a bowl full of cereal that became God and went on an adventure!” I look over at Cape. “And now, a Pokey-Eye is God, and he doesn’t wear dentures!”

"There used to be a card box who told us what to do! But he's not here anymore!" Foury starts singing. "Now it's up to the eight of us to know what kind of story we're going for!" I sing, looking at Benelux, Foury, Cape, Eye, KKirby, AH93, and Howtocool, the latter 4 of whom are sitting in a judge chair. Benelux: "This is the Never Ending Story! These silly antics will make you scream! REEEEEE!" Me: "Did you hear somebody stole the Cheesecake SUV!!!!!" Benelux: "But that's not a problem for us, 'cause we don't care about that puss!" "Watch a-your language!" Mario sings. "That is a-me niece-in-law you are a-referring too!" Benelux: (off-key) "Dude, I wasn't gonna swear." (back to normal rhythm) "I was making insults, you doof!"

"Hey! That's my name!" says Dr. Doofenshmirtz. (another keyboard snippet)

Benelux: "There are a lot of interesting characters in our lands, but not all of them are square... pants!"

"Hey, you're saying what I say!" SpongeBob says. "You're quite square... pants, to me!"(edited)

Benelux: Oh, I'm not square, I'm round.

"It was just an expression. Dalalalala!" SpongeBob says. 'There are aliens with long blue legs!' Cape sings. 'And also boring creatures that don't lay eggs!' "Hey, we aren't all boring!" The cereal box sings. "And yeah, Mickey Mouse at Disneyland is definitely the real one...oh wait, he's dead, but a new universe has begun!" "We had a grass skirted sponge weirdo who ruined the story at every turn!" Gumball sings. "But he left the story and we got NES all to ourselves, sick burn!" "Anything can happen! Even cults worshipping cups!" a Cuppar member sings. I sing, “Hey, look, it’s chocolate rain! Oh no, it’s tschokoleta, which is such a pain!” Foury then starts playing the guitar she used as a weapon in previous parts, while singing "It all started in a SpongeBob wiki!" “We played it in the forums, which ESB hates now!” I sing. “So we moved to its own wiki, which led to a big blow!” Foury: "It all went well, until Views started acting weird! Treating us like slaves, it made one of us leave!" “And so many adventures we’ve had! In Chapter 1, the first 10 parts focused on the Kirby series!” I sing. "There were three multiverses, but the first two got destroyed!" I sing. "We all now live in this third one, not erased by the Void!" "And now we can go to Gravildus anytime we want!" I sing. 'That planet that has ayurps that are fun to hunt!"

'But they also make great pets!" Cape interrupts me. 'We have aliens, jungles and cool fast jets!' "Yes, in NES, we visit so many planets!" I sing some more. "And to think we went on a whole space adventure to other planets!" Cape: 'That was when we had to find CheeseCrocker, the cheese we know and love!' I continue. 'He had disappeared... sort of!' Then CheeseCrocker comes on stage. "Before we went on a bus trip, my girlfriend Sandy tried to eat me! But then she gave me to Talinight, and he had to beat me! Turned back into a baby human, had to regrow into cheese! Nobody was very pleased..." 'That sounds really awful! I bet that's unlawful!' Cape sings, shocked. "Now, until Chapter 3 Part 2, we didn't really have plots at all!" I sing. "Sure, there were the wars, but the second one caused Chapter 2 to end early and led to original NES' downfall!" 'Every war comes with quite a change!' I sing. 'We got a new multiverse again, which is really strange!' "Though it isn't too different from the old one!" I sing. "Except thanks to Earth-Gravildus-Batorok, we're the 4th planet from the sun!" A Cuppar member sings "Wait, I didn't know the three universes merged!" 'I didn't know that either, until the news emerged!' Scohaix sings while playing his trusty guitar. "Each of us now has doppelgangers on that other world!" I say, as another Scohaix appears with his trusty guitar. "But it's alright, we can coexist, it's a nice world!" 'We could have a tour right here!' the second Scohaix sings. 'That would be even better than... what do you call that guy, Shakespeare?'

"Oh, you mean the guy who wrote superhero plays?" Koopsers sings, suddenly coming from out of nowhere. "Yeah, I'm revived, so let's discuss Chapter 3, which I call NES' best days!" 'We all know Chapter Five was the best!' Cape disagrees. 'Even though Part One left me very stressed!'

"I didn't like Chapter 5!" Koopsers sings. "Because for much of it, I was barely alive!"

Cape: 'You missed out so much fun! We explored space, and Mickey Mouse was on the run!' "I think in history, there has been a glitch!" Meerdrru sings. "So I need to call my double in the Space Myths!"

"You know, in that world, there are changes by the dozens! Like me and Meerdrru never met and are first cousins!" Pace sings. A portal opens up and GWUD Cape leaves it. 'Everything here is so primitive! No antimatter batteries? That's so limitive!' "Hey, hey, hey!" Vannio sings. "Uncle Mario got my kids some magic rings!"

"But some parts ignored their plot!" Benelux sings. "That's stupid, you lot!" "There was that time we got attacked by a giant bee! But people kept staining it with honey tea!" "Then the cartoon characters turned against their creators! But an idiot stopped the riot, like a black curse!" "And then we went to Pondgea to know all about that planet! But crazy old Crocker ruined it with his mother's destruction of the planet!" "The last part to ignore its plot was the battle against a band and some other thing! But we didn't follow the plot for the battle, and ended up writing cringe and Sonic rings!" Benelux is taken away by security, as SpongeBob comes on to say, “I didn’t realize I’m a descendant of Lisa Simpson, Yellow M&M, and Luan Loud! But all the times I time-traveled in NES would make them proud!” Security then tortures Benelux with a laser. Since he is being tortured by security, Venelux comes on stage for a while. "Chapter 1 Part 2 introduced a lot of characters!" He sings. "We barely counted all of those peepers (people)!" Then, I realize something. “I don’t know what’s happening, but I can’t stop sing-ing?” Meanwhile... "gasp Why are we torturing this guy? He's a superhero, and now we're acting like the bad guys!" One of the securirty guards says. Security then releases me. 'Security, that was not nice!' Scohaix tells security once Benelux is back on the stage. 'Don't do that again, and don't ignore my advice!' "Okay, we won't." security says. "We promise." "Maybe you got that song stuck in your head." Benelux replies to me. “These people don’t understand that they’re not superheroes, their doppelgängers are!” I sing. “And so much has happened like a cheesecake car!” "One time, the universe got eaten by a giant cat!" Foury sings, then Cape continues with "Nothing can get more awesome than that!" Then Candace Flynn appears and says, "Mom! Some strangers are singing!"

Then, I sing some more. “One time, we were stuck inside Koopsers! And that was our last ESB part-whoopsers!”