Thread:Alien Tavern/@comment-35294673-20200719160713/@comment-7180588-20200726132830

"I know what we must do, Cape!" I say. "Okay, so, I know why Beanieboy was especially mad about people mistaking him for a microwave. They shoved all these pizzas in him earlier, not long after we returned from 1920. He gave me all the pizzas, since of course, he's a TV. We can open up our own pizzeria! Drive these scallywags out of business! We gotta tell the others..."