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School is back in session, or rather, story is back in session!

In this part, Here Boot Camp has a fire drill, but Baldi takes it far too seriously. Watch as the entire school goes into insanity, and see the cast escape, and even fight against the evil Nurse Poptarts!

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Edited by Views06    17:01, 2 November 2019 BalloonyFan6789

The alarm clock rings. We all wake up.

I notice 🅱Frit is not in my stomach. "Hah, must have digested him while I was sleeping." I say to myself. 17:29, 30 October 2019 ReturnOfIsaac

GS just yawns while waking up. "Mornin', everybody!" he says. 17:41, 30 October 2019 Chase McFly

I sigh. “Another day. Will everything be exactly the same? I’ve heard bad things about Boot Camps,” 19:39, 30 October 2019 CaptainCape

'I hope the teachers will be nicer today,' I say. 20:20, 30 October 2019 BFrit

When I get recovered, I’m excited for class, and I smile. Edited by BFrit    22:52, 30 October 2019 BalloonyFan6789

I then hug BFrit, which causes him to blush. 05:13, 31 October 2019 This reply has been removed Chase McFly

Then, we go to breakfast first today. 10:44, 31 October 2019 BFrit

At breakfast, I order the same thing I got the other day: bacon and eggs. Edited by BFrit    12:53, 31 October 2019 Chase McFly

I decide to eat a salad and cupcakes. However, the ones I get have Rocko frosting. 16:43, 31 October 2019 CaptainCape

I get some chcocolate chip cookies, thoroughly reading the ingredients first to make sure there's no soybeans in them. 16:44, 31 October 2019 Chase McFly

It turns out Baldi is sick, so Canvas will fill in as math teacher. 16:48, 31 October 2019 ReturnOfIsaac

GS is eating pancakes with syrups, while Wesley is eating a dead rat again. 17:16, 31 October 2019 BFrit

While I eat, I see Natalie yelling at me. 15:17, 1 November 2019 Chase McFly

Then SirSenelux and Mrs. Alenelux arrive as we finish our meal, they’re Benelux’s real birth parents from a distant galaxy. “Is he dead?” SirSenelux asks. 15:50, 1 November 2019 BFrit

Natalie throws her toast at me, leading her to get sent to detention again. 18:43, 1 November 2019 CaptainCape

I ignore Natalie and tell Benelux's parents: 'Yes, your son Kosembourg has sadly died... He choked on a clarinet, which has deflated him.' 20:02, 1 November 2019 This reply has been removed Chase McFly

"Actually, we didn't name him Kosenbourg," Mrs. Alenelux says. "His true name is Elmo Lenny, we abandoned him a while ago on Earth, we're actually from another planet, Countryball, 65 billion galaxies away. That was his Earth parents who named him Kosembourg and had Luxovo. My last name was originally Lenny, so I gave it to my son per my father's request. Also, Senelux's last name is Sir, we have different naming customs, so we have other sons named Tenelux, Venelux, and Cenelux," She then opens the door to Baldi's classroom, where Canvas is. Edited by Views06    01:23, 2 November 2019 RockoRama

Inside the classroom are some worksheets pre-layed out on the tables as if we're going to get a test once lesson starts, even though Baldi never seems to use worksheets in his lessons and the worksheets appear to be about a mysterious complex maths topic none of us have been taught yet. 01:41, 2 November 2019 Chase McFly

Canvas greets us and laughs maniacally. I can't take it and throw up, which gets me sent to detention. 01:42, 2 November 2019 BFrit

I go sit down and eagerly await instructions. 01:47, 2 November 2019 Chase McFly

Canvas tells everyone to start working. 12:46, 2 November 2019 BFrit

Once I get my YCTP, I begin solving math problems. 14:58, 2 November 2019 Chase McFly

Canned Lunch Worker reveals Baldi will be back for the next math class. Foury groans and is sent to detention with me. 17:07, 2 November 2019 CaptainCape

Somewhat later, I get sent to detention too for chewing my YCTP. 'But I was hungry!' I complain. 19:19, 2 November 2019 ReturnOfIsaac

GS just randomly purrs. 22:08, 2 November 2019 Chase McFly

Canvas has POTT take GS away and then asks us to review our answers. 22:13, 2 November 2019 CaptainCape

In detention, I feel very hungry but resist eating Chase. Instead, I start to eat the wall, which causes me to be put in detention detention, which is detention for people who did something wrong in detention. 14:44, 3 November 2019 Chase McFly

Meanwhile, Nssaissas, Urdrreem, and Epac decide to get up and do math problems for the class, as they're using Cape's absence to become likeable. 14:47, 3 November 2019 This reply has been removed This reply has been removed Chase McFly

Foury, Cape, and I are released just in time for the next math period, where Baldi awaits us. 18:27, 3 November 2019 ReturnOfIsaac

GS raises his hand and asks "I'm just asking, Mr. Pricipal, but is it time I leave yet?" 18:49, 3 November 2019 BFrit

I continue to solve the math problems, making Baldi happy. 20:01, 3 November 2019 Chase McFly

Rocko asks Baldi if he's scary again. And Baldi responds with a ruler slap! 20:23, 3 November 2019 BFrit

I get a problem wrong, also causing Baldi to slap me with his ruler! 13:03, 4 November 2019 Chase McFly

I just focus on my work, and motion to the others to do the same. However, I facepalm as well. 13:07, 4 November 2019 CaptainCape

Since I was in 'detention detention', I was sent back into normal detention. As I'm all alone now, the orderly, chaotic and unnecessarily creepy versions of myself appear again.

Orderly: 'You should've eaten more during breakfast!'

Chaotic: 'Yeah, you should've just grabbed that lunch worker and out her in your mouth!'

Me: 'No, I'm not eating people anymore. This isn't Gravildus.'

Chaotic: 'Or you could eat Orderly. We won't miss him.'

Me: 'I don't think hallucinations are edible.'

Creepy: 'Everything can be eaten... or eat. Not everything tastes well, or is filling, or doesn't make you become insane. But after all, it's just a matter of surviving, isn't it?'

Me: 'But you guys aren't even real, how could I eat something that isn't real?'

Creepy: 'Are we not real?'

Orderly: 'Please, stop freaking him out.'

Creepy: 'I feed off of his fears... which once again proves everything is edible. Even fear is edible. It doesn't taste well for everyone, but they are the tastiest thing I can imagine.'

Me: 'Maybe I should just follow your advice for once and try to eat my fear during the next class.' 16:44, 4 November 2019 Chase McFly

Meanwhile, Epac and Urdrreem worked on a very complex math problem together, and got it right! Baldi is proud and offers candy if they present to the class. 17:26, 4 November 2019 ReturnOfIsaac

GS then comes back to class. 18:33, 4 November 2019 RockoRama

Eventually we make our way to an incredibly complex question that hardly makes any sense, with a load of bizarre symbols and syntax that is near impossible to decipher. 19:12, 4 November 2019 Chase McFly

Somehow, we crack the problem right before the fire drill suddenly rings. I cover my ear. “This was unannounced,” 19:14, 4 November 2019 CaptainCape

'Well yes, but actually no,' Baldi replies. He also takes me out of detention, causing the imaginary versions of myself to disappear. But not before Creepy Cape does that unnaturally white grin again. 19:31, 4 November 2019 Chase McFly

Then Cape himself has an unnaturally white grin as we all line up and head into the hall. Edited by Chase McFly    00:12, 5 November 2019 Views06

The school walls turn blood red, and blood starts to leak from the ceiling. Dead bodies will also occasionally fall from the ceiling panels. 23:33, 4 November 2019 BalloonyFan6789

A body falls from the ceiling, but it's covered in marmalade, making Klirork turn to his monster form. 06:45, 5 November 2019 ReturnOfIsaac

Wesley is legit scared right now, running away as soon as another body falls from the ceiling. 07:20, 5 November 2019 BalloonyFan6789

Klirork, turns back from his monster form when the body covered in marmalade disappears. Then I scream "SPAGHETTI!" 07:26, 5 November 2019 ReturnOfIsaac

Spaghetti now floods the school. 07:50, 5 November 2019 Views06

And slowly amd gruesomely turns into intestines. To make matters worse, Gotta Sweep sweeps the boot camp floors, spreading the intestines. 08:08, 5 November 2019 ReturnOfIsaac

GS is screaming. Edited by ReturnOfIsaac    08:43, 5 November 2019 Views06

Alexander Hamilton Clone comes out of a random locker, and sees all this madness. "Surely the british did this!" he says.

He uses his own poop to write "I HATE THE BRITISH" on the wall, and when he finishes, he notices Michael Rosen, Rocko Rama, Moss and Roy, and Ian Beale all behind him holding tennis rackets.

"Oh crap." Alexander Hamilton Clone says, as the gang of british people proceed to beat him.

Meanwhile, 🅱️Frit spots a female ant named 🆒Hot. She blows a kiss to 🅱️Frit, and he blushes back. 09:11, 5 November 2019 BalloonyFan6789

Alexander Hamilton Clone is taken to the ER, next to the bed of a British student called Bowan Arrow. They start fighting, and Bowan wins. Alexander then dies of his injuries. 09:57, 5 November 2019 Chase McFly

But then 🆒Hot dies. BFrit decides to follow Foury to the place outside where we wait for the drill. 11:34, 5 November 2019 Views06

When they get outside, they realize there's an alarm going off... OUTSIDE?! It turns out, the fire drill is island-wide. 13:47, 5 November 2019 BalloonyFan6789

Then fire starts spreading in the social studies classroom, where we were going to have our next class. 13:59, 5 November 2019 Views06

Cape builds a makeshift car out of a soda vending machine, and speeds out of Here Boot Camp. He then sees Chase McFly running away, and instead of running him over, he tosses him into his mouth.

"Fast food." Cape says. 14:13, 5 November 2019 BFrit

I get scared, but Foury puts her arm on my shoulder. 14:21, 5 November 2019 BalloonyFan6789

Klirork, still in his monster form, begins violently attacking me. 14:38, 5 November 2019 BFrit

When this happens, I try my best to protect Foury. 14:58, 5 November 2019 Chase McFly

Then Baldi starts going crazy. “WE ARE DYING!” 15:32, 5 November 2019 CaptainCape

I realize Creepy Cape is influencing me more and more, and barf out Chase. 16:13, 5 November 2019 BalloonyFan6789

I clean the stomach acid off Chase, then ask him if he is okay. 16:21, 5 November 2019 Chase McFly

I say I’m okay, but then Baldi starts ripping the floor. “Everyone, get down! Before the fire burns us,” 18:48, 5 November 2019 ReturnOfIsaac

GS flops onto the floor. 19:02, 5 November 2019 Chase McFly

Then Sonic jumps out of Rocko’s pocket a hedgehog again, and eats Rocko’s skin to get out of the madness, replacing it with Shadow’s, whose skin he has been toting around in his backpack. 20:46, 5 November 2019 RockoRama

Once I come to my senses I briefly freak out. "Oh great, now I'm creepy," I say, still shaken.

Baldi continues ripping open the floor at the front of the class that only seems to lead into darkness. 00:01, 6 November 2019 Views06

Rocko Rama (new name pending), measures himself, to find he is 1 inch taller. "Alright! I'm 2 foot 1!" he says. 00:11, 6 November 2019 RockoRama

Of course, being British, I miscalculated my height as I'm hopeless with feet and inches.

And suddenly then another corpse falls from the ceiling. 00:19, 6 November 2019 Chase McFly

The corpse is Happa...

's clone. 02:16, 6 November 2019 Views06

It turns out, there is a giant cloning machine above the school ceiling that is producing clones of many different characters, and then killing them off, and making them fall through ceiling panels.

Views notices a Natalie Lee clone fall from the cafeteria ceiling, and runs for the exit. 02:27, 6 November 2019 BFrit

I get down onto the floor like Baldi asked. 04:27, 6 November 2019 BalloonyFan6789

TNR uses her god powers to destroy the corpses. 06:08, 6 November 2019 CaptainCape

I try to sabotage the cloning machine, but I can't find the brakes of my makeshift car and crash into a wall. 11:13, 6 November 2019 Chase McFly

The wall falls on Sonic, killing him, which triggers Shadow, who wakes up to find he has Rocko’s wallaby skin now. 12:20, 6 November 2019 BalloonyFan6789

I help Cape get up after he crashes into the wall. Edited by BalloonyFan6789    12:34, 6 November 2019 BFrit

I get bored and start to walk around. 15:57, 6 November 2019 Chase McFly

Baldi panics when he sees some of us have escaped, and cries that we burned. 16:27, 6 November 2019 BalloonyFan6789

Klirork turns back from his monster form and eats Baldi, then spits him out because he tastes bad. 16:42, 6 November 2019 Chase McFly

“No monsters in the halls!” POTT says, only for Klirork to chase him to the ER. 17:28, 6 November 2019 CaptainCape

Creepy Cape gains control yet again, causing me to run after Klirork (of course, with the intention to eat him). 19:49, 6 November 2019 Chase McFly

It turns out Doomdoggo still exists in this universe, as the dog of Nurse Poptarts. 21:00, 6 November 2019 Views06

Doomdoggo runs into the boot camp, and begins to fetch dead bodies for Nurse Poptarts to vomit forks at, and later eat.

Meanwhile, a girl named 屁女孩 farts, and her fart catches on fire, and scorches the Medical Science room. Peter Griffin bursts into tears, but then cheers up when he finds a random yellow marker on the floor. 07:04, 7 November 2019 BalloonyFan6789

He then decides to draw on the door of the social studies classroom, which has been destroyed by the fire already. 12:23, 7 November 2019 Chase McFly

Meanwhile, Creepy Cape eats Klirork, which of course causes him to go to the ER. 12:40, 7 November 2019 BalloonyFan6789

When Klirork is revived, he's no longer in his monster form. 14:01, 7 November 2019 ReturnOfIsaac

Wesley screams "HOW DO WE GET OUT OF HERE!?" 17:00, 7 November 2019 BFrit

I calmly continue to walk around. 17:25, 7 November 2019 CaptainCape

I regain control of myself and realize what I've done. I return to where my makeshift car crashed and climb up the wall, then finally shutting down the cloning machine. 19:23, 7 November 2019 Trollerz462 Trollerz462

An alarm sounds and 5 guards surround CaptainCape. 20:18, 7 November 2019 Trollerz462 Trollerz462

(Can i make the next part?) 20:30, 7 November 2019 Chase McFly

(I think Views is making it)

Then Baldi leads everyone out of the school. 20:41, 7 November 2019 BFrit

I walk next to Foury, smiling at her. 20:44, 7 November 2019 Chase McFly

Meanwhile, Anti-Turkey is in the gym annoying Mr. Mortimer, who slept through the fire drill. 22:09, 7 November 2019 BFrit

Me and Foury talk about our favorite things to do. 06:34, 8 November 2019 BalloonyFan6789

"No" said Chase McFly on September 19, 2019 is playing a violin, which then catches on fire. 08:42, 8 November 2019 Chase McFly

Mr. Mortimer strangles Anti-Turkey, but a bomb goes off! 13:05, 8 November 2019 CaptainCape

The bomb leaves the gym unusable, so Mr. Mortimer decides to use the biology classroom as a gym. 13:27, 8 November 2019 Chase McFly

Meanwhile, Nurse Poptarts fires a grenade at Creepy Cape, who has now become his own Pokey-Eye. “Are you evil?” Baldi asks. 13:29, 8 November 2019 CaptainCape

'That depends...' is Creepy Cape's vague answer. He is still hidden in the shadows, showing his unsettling white grin and beady eyes. 13:33, 8 November 2019 Chase McFly

Meanwhile, Mr. Mortimer decides to call everyone back to Here School, as the cafeteria wasn’t destroyed and we can still have lunch, although Baldi took it too seriously and won’t teach. 13:35, 8 November 2019 CaptainCape

In the cafetaria, after Canned Lunch Worker gives us lunch, we talk about what happened. 13:39, 8 November 2019 Chase McFly

Then I learn we have a new science teacher, Nurse Poptarts of course. 13:45, 8 November 2019 Views06

Me and 🅱️Frit recall the torment she did to us, and tell it to Chase. 14:17, 8 November 2019 Chase McFly

I tell everyone to be extra-prepared by science with battle weapons. But then the bell rings for reading... Edited by Chase McFly    16:54, 8 November 2019 CaptainCape

We go to PHB's class and we sit down. 16:54, 8 November 2019 BFrit

I wait for instructions from PHB. Edited by BFrit    13:05, 9 November 2019 Chase McFly

PHB gives us a book about pop tarts to read and analyze. 18:22, 8 November 2019 CaptainCape

'Do you think this has a hidden meaning?' I whisper to Chase, who sits next to me. 14:34, 9 November 2019 Chase McFly

“Well, it reminds me of that nurse over at the ER,” I say, noticing PHB is acting weirdly. His eyes are distant and pale. 14:35, 9 November 2019 BFrit

I read the book, not noticing PHB. 15:51, 9 November 2019 Chase McFly

Then, a female voice comes from PHB. "I think I'm gonna retire."

I get really freaked out. "I think Mr. Buhdeuce is possessed!" 15:55, 9 November 2019 BFrit

Hearing this gets me concerned. “That’s awful!” I say. 16:00, 9 November 2019 CaptainCape

'Does anyone else here think Nurse Poptarts is responsible for this? Or Urdrreem?' I ask. 16:50, 9 November 2019 Chase McFly

"I think Nurse Poptarts made a fake PHB or something, and maybe she's evil," I say, picking u[p a letter. It reads, "Dear P.O.T.T., I am retiring. Please get a sub for a while, until you can find a permanent successor," It's dated this morning. Which means this definitely is not PHB. Edited by Chase McFly    16:54, 9 November 2019 BalloonyFan6789

PHB then leaves the classroom. 18:23, 9 November 2019 Chase McFly

Then Nurse Poptarts' voice comes on the announcements. 'Hello, everybody, we will leave reading class early. Report to computer lab now,"

Scared, we all leave, but then it hits me. "Aren't there other classes here? Is she specifically targeting us?" 18:39, 9 November 2019 ReturnOfIsaac

GS replies by saying "She probably could be." 18:48, 9 November 2019 BalloonyFan6789

When we get to the computer lab, a bottle explodes, spilling lemon juice everywhere. I start cleaning it up. Then I see that it made one of the computers malfunction. 19:44, 9 November 2019 Chase McFly

Meanwhile, Rog isn't feeling too well. "Just play on the computers all class," He sighs, 19:45, 9 November 2019 Views06

As we play on the computers, we begin to see many ads for forks. It seems almost subliminal. 20:48, 9 November 2019 Chase McFly

Just then, Shadow has a heart attack. Rocko quickly grabs him and merges them together fully, he also decides to now be called Shadow. The new Shadow decides to install a pop-up blocker, but is interrupted by my loud snoring. Apparently, the fork adds can cause people to fall asleep. 01:36, 10 November 2019 Views06

Meanwhile in Science, Nurse Poptarts tests out her new toaster model, the TOAST-E-3000.1. To test it out, she kidnaps a random kid named Profile Picture, and toasts him. Nurse Poptarts makes sure the toasting process is slow and painful, because she likes to hear her victims' screams. 01:44, 10 November 2019 BFrit

Back in class, I'm hiding under my chair in fear. 01:48, 10 November 2019 Chase McFly

But then a hand comes out of a computer and slaps Jeremy. 03:35, 10 November 2019 BalloonyFan6789

The hand then slaps me too! 06:25, 10 November 2019 BFrit

I come out from under the chair, only to also be slapped by the hand! 16:02, 10 November 2019 CaptainCape

I put the hand back into the computer before it can harm anyone else, and continue playing a video game called 'Gravildus Invaders', in which the player has to destroy Ungrit spaceships that try to reach Gravildus. Like all Pokey-Eye games, there are subliminal messages and propaganda hidden in it. 16:05, 10 November 2019 Views06 The hand then bangs against Cape's computer screen begging to be let out. It turns out, the hand is actually Hi-5, and he's not trying to slap everyone to be mean, but instead to warn them about what Nurse Poptarts is doing behind closed doors. FF87684E-D2F3-4EA9-86D5-73C649BA0721

Hi-5 16:08, 10 November 2019 CaptainCape

I quickly get Hi-5 out of the computer and ask him how he knows what Nurse Poptarts is doing. I pause Gravildus Invaders right when yet another propaganda poster appears on the screen, but I ignore it. 16:11, 10 November 2019 Views06

Hi-5 tells Cape about the TOAST-E-3000.1, and the effect it has on people. The way Hi-5 describes it is so gruesome, Cape vomits vegetable oil. 16:13, 10 November 2019 This reply has been removed BFrit

I go back to my computer and watch the screen. 16:15, 10 November 2019 Chase McFly

Then Rog asks why H-5 mentioned Nurse Poptarts doing weird stuff, saying she's the best person ever. So not only did she clone PHB, but she made Rog fall in love with her. 16:16, 10 November 2019 Views06

Hi-5 then grabs a shotgun, and shoots Rog in the head. He then tells the class to hide in the basement, because Nurse Poptarts has a problem with stairs. Edited by Views06    16:19, 10 November 2019 Chase McFly

We all head to the basement, and find John Linnell and John Flansburgh there. 16:21, 10 November 2019 BalloonyFan6789

They are, luckily, not possessed by Nurse Poptarts. Linnell says that music class will be held here, because the music classroom was destroyed. 16:31, 10 November 2019 Chase McFly

John Flansburgh gets out the instruments, but Cape starts to feel weird. 16:37, 10 November 2019 CaptainCape

It turns out Chaotic Cape is trying to gain control of me.

Me: 'Why are you doing that?!'

Chaotic: [shrugs] 'All cool imaginary people do that.'

Me: 'That isn't a-'

But it's too late, Chaotic already gained control. He controls me into grabbing an electric guitar and walking to a place where everyone can see me. Orderly Cape tries to control me too to make me go back, but it fails and I start playing a song with the tune of Paint It Black. However, Orderly manages to make the song's lyrics about me going insane, to convince people to get help. 16:45, 10 November 2019 Chase McFly

"We need to save Cape," I say.

"No need," Nssaissas, Urdrreem, and Epac laugh. They play their instruments loudly in tune with Cape's singing. Edited by Chase McFly    16:58, 10 November 2019 MrWriting76 MrWriting76

Jerry slaps Cape round the face to put Chaotic offguard and give Orderly enough time to regain control.

(he actually just enjoys hurting people, he did this unknowingly) Edited by MrWriting76    16:58, 10 November 2019 BFrit

I get mildly uncomfortable from the current situation. 20:36, 10 November 2019 Chase McFly

I’m really annoyed and start eating Nssaisas, Urdrreem, and Epac’s legs in order to knock them out. 20:40, 10 November 2019 ReturnOfIsaac

GS just pulls out a banjo and proceeds to play "Spiral Mountain". 21:16, 10 November 2019 Views06

But, his banjo gets taken away because the song he is supposed to be playing right now is a TMBG song.

Meanwhile, Chase's recovery bracelet lights up, and recovers Profile Picture. He immediately starts crying, and tells Chase all the bad things Nurse Poptarts did, making him vomit blood. Cape then licks up the blood. Edited by Views06    21:21, 10 November 2019 Chase McFly

It turns out Creepy Cape merges back into Cape, and took him over completely! “We need to get out of here,” I moan, as I stare at Creepy Cape’s menacing eyes. “Hush,” John Linnell says. “Twenty more minutes,” I keep singing about how scary this situation is, but use the tune and vocal movements of everyone else. 21:46, 10 November 2019 BFrit

I play my instrument along to the music. 03:44, 11 November 2019 CaptainCape

Creepy Cape hides away in the shadows. 10:17, 11 November 2019 Chase McFly

Feeling that something is really about Cape, I begin multitaskng, writing down a list of all the suspicious events today. 12:41, 11 November 2019 BalloonyFan6789

However, a guy called Yellow Nosed Guy steals the pen Chase is using. 12:45, 11 November 2019 CaptainCape

Yellow Nosed Guy runs off with the pen, until he sees Creepy Cape, who is still hiding in the shadow. When the latter does his white grin again, Yellow Nosed Guy drops the pen in fear. 13:20, 11 November 2019 Chase McFly

John Linnell and John Flansburgh see the commotion and ask everyone to please get back to playing their instruments. 13:23, 11 November 2019 BFrit

I continue to play my instrument. 16:53, 11 November 2019 This reply has been removed Views06

At the end of class, we go to Social Studies, and see that the new teacher is another Rog clone. He gives us all books about forks, filled with Nurse Poptarts' propaganda. Edited by Chase McFly    23:02, 11 November 2019 CaptainCape

Nssaisas is disappointed that the propaganda is not about him. 20:06, 11 November 2019 Chase McFly

I then get really confused because it's in the same room as reading. But the Rog clone explains that it's because the Social Studies room was destroyed, and Michael Rosen will start teaching that class tomorrow. Edited by Chase McFly    23:02, 11 November 2019 BalloonyFan6789

CheeseCrocker starts eating grass, but the Rog clone says "No eating in class!" and takes him to POTT. 08:48, 12 November 2019 Chase McFly

I then look at the Rog Clone’s Poptarts, and stick them in Shadow’s textbook. This gets us both sent to detention, as Nurse Poptarts’ slaves have eyes on the sides and backs of their heads. 12:21, 12 November 2019 This reply has been removed Chase McFly

Jeremy is sent to detention. Then it’s time for the inevitable Science with Nurse Poptarts! (This will last for a hundred posts, don’t change it Benelux) Edited by Chase McFly    12:24, 13 November 2019 BalloonyFan6789

CheeseCrocker trips over a pile of books while leaving detention. 13:43, 12 November 2019 Chase McFly

Nurse Poptarts sees us entering class. She throws forks in Shadow’s eyes, blinding him. 14:02, 12 November 2019 BFrit

When I see Nurse Poptarts, I get scared and hide under a table. Edited by BFrit    14:17, 12 November 2019 CaptainCape

Everyone becomes a bit nervous, except for Creepy Cape. Nobody saw him moving, yet Creepy is in the classroom too, hiding behind a desk. 14:27, 12 November 2019 BalloonyFan6789 reply to #167

Nurse Poptarts then toasts me in the TOAST-E.3000.1. 14:59, 12 November 2019 This reply has been removed BalloonyFan6789

Root's clone then revives me, then says: "Today we will learn how to work with hot liquids, and even make a pop tart out of liquid tin!" 15:40, 12 November 2019 Chase McFly

Nurse Poptarts kills Root’s clone with forks. “Who wants to be next?” 15:40, 12 November 2019 BFrit

I just sit under the table, scared out of my mind. 15:46, 12 November 2019 BalloonyFan6789

Another Root clone comes in the classroom, but Nurse Poptarts kills this clone too. Edited by BalloonyFan6789    15:59, 12 November 2019 CaptainCape

The third Root clone runs off when Creepy Cape grins at her. She runs as fast as she can until POTT puts her into detention. 16:06, 12 November 2019 This reply has been removed Chase McFly

Nurse Poptarts asks us to take out our textbooks. 18:14, 12 November 2019 This reply has been removed BalloonyFan6789

"I have an idea!" then I fake a heart attack, hoping to be taken to the ER away from this woman. Edited by Chase McFly    12:21, 13 November 2019 Chase McFly

But then Nurse Poptarts says “In order to get to the ER, you need to go on a scavenger hunt!” and hands us a list of 50 items to get.” I’m about to say no, but as I see her menacing red eyes, I hurry everyone out of the room. 18:55, 12 November 2019 This reply has been removed RockoRama

As we all leave the room and quickly head out, we quickly check our surroundings just in case and look at the pieces of paper we've been given. 19:08, 12 November 2019 Chase McFly

“Okay, this plan of hers for us is really worrisome,” I say, as we make our way to the elevator. “If anyone asks, we’re on that scavenger hunt. But we won’t go. This is our last chance to escape, before it’s too late.” Edited by Chase McFly    12:20, 13 November 2019 BalloonyFan6789

After reaching the second floor, we go into Yvonne's cheese classroom, and find a book titled "Frogs and Pop Tarts".

"I found something!" I say.

Edited by BalloonyFan6789    19:33, 12 November 2019 Chase McFly

“Grab it quick and get to the elevator!” Shadow says to Foury as we continue going down to the bottom floor. Once we get out, we have to devise a way to exit without triggering the alarms or getting seen on the camera. 19:42, 12 November 2019 BalloonyFan6789

I disguise myself as POTT. 19:46, 12 November 2019 ReturnOfIsaac

"Okay, ummmm," Green Starry says. "What do I do?" 20:10, 12 November 2019 Chase McFly

I give everyone invisible spray, and we follow Foury out the door quiet as possible. Edited by Chase McFly    12:19, 13 November 2019 BFrit

I hold my invisible spray, and follow the others. Edited by BFrit    21:56, 13 November 2019 MrWriting76 MrWriting76

Jerry uses the invisible spray and everyone realises their mistake. Dave begins to shiver. Edited by MrWriting76    18:31, 13 November 2019 Chase McFly

We decide to go to Views’ house, but then realize we have no idea where Here Boot Camp is located. We just know we can’t return with Nurse Poptarts at large, but can’t find those items either, as she’ll probably use them for evil purposes. 19:57, 13 November 2019 BalloonyFan6789

We decide to hide in a cave. 05:37, 14 November 2019 MrWriting76 MrWriting76

Jerry seems to have disappeared.

Everyone has an ominous feeling. 07:00, 14 November 2019 BalloonyFan6789

I find a computer in the cave, and throw CheeseCrocker into it. 14:17, 14 November 2019 BFrit

I just sit in the cave. 15:14, 14 November 2019 Chase McFly

Then I notice Creepy Cape is gone, along with a few others, who are... 16:49, 14 November 2019 MrWriting76 MrWriting76

DAVE! 16:52, 14 November 2019 CaptainCape

Anti-Turkey is gone too. 'Honestly, I'm glad Creepy and Anti are gone,' Nssaisas says. 'Creepy was freaking me out, way more than Cape would even want to freak me out.' 17:20, 14 November 2019 Chase McFly

As well as Better SirBenelux, Kangy, Koopsers Guy-Guy, some fish members of our group lurking around since The Incidentals, Klirork, and Jeremy. They’re with Doomdoggo. 17:21, 14 November 2019 MrWriting76 MrWriting76

Jerry stares at Jeremy from the shadows...

Jerry dislikes Jeremy because Jeremy stole Jerry's name 17:54, 14 November 2019 BalloonyFan6789

We then hear creepy laughter. Edited by BalloonyFan6789    17:59, 14 November 2019 Chase McFly

It turns out to be Shadow. “Sorry,” He says. “What the flying foogle do you lot recommend we do about the missing ones?” 18:08, 14 November 2019 MrWriting76 MrWriting76

Dave pipes up through some sort of brain intercom.

"⊣𝙹 ⎓╎リ↸ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷᒲ ||𝙹⚍ ᓭℸ ̣ ⚍!¡╎↸ ╎↸╎𝙹ℸ ̣ ᓭ!" He says. 18:33, 14 November 2019 BFrit

I’m just scared out of my mind right now, so I continue to just sit there and do nothing. 23:49, 14 November 2019 Views06

Jeremy then eats Jerry, because Jeremy thinks Jerry is stupid.

Everyone continues down the cave, and eventually hit the bottom, where there is nothing but incandescent plasma (being the sun). Chase McFly decides to search the area, but little does he know, a solar flare is coming, and the entire cave will be destroyed, in a painful, gassy death.

Luckily, Profile Picture can detect solar flares, and warns Chase. What happens next is... 23:56, 14 November 2019 Chase McFly

Michael Rosen hurls himself at the solar flare to protect us, and we all escape shocked. Meanwhile, with the traitors... 23:58, 14 November 2019 This reply has been removed Chase McFly

The wall is that of the traitors, or as they call themselves, the Poptart Loyalists, lair. Currently, Klirork is communicating in Taiwanese so none of us understand what he's saying through his communications device.

"สุนัขนั้นถูกต้องเราต้องหาไอเท็มที่พยาบาลต้องการ มันจะทำให้เธอมีพลัง," Klirork says. 00:02, 15 November 2019 Views06

Dave joins there group, because he is mad Jerry died. They decide to stomp on the metal beam holding the cave down, making another solar flare. 00:02, 15 November 2019 BFrit

I just watch them stomp on the beam. 00:04, 15 November 2019 Views06

The despondent 🅱️Frit then decides to drink a can of S-s-sugar, and it gives him such an energy boost, his spirits go up, and he is able to stop the traitors. 00:07, 15 November 2019 BFrit

After I stop them, Natalie appears. She explains that she escaped from detention, and that she’s sorry for what she did to me. I accept her apology. 00:09, 15 November 2019 Views06

Natalie pats BFrit on the head, but Dave rudely interrupts this moment. So Natalie and BFrit get pickaxes, and mine Dave to death. Natalie plays the song "Celebration" in celebration.

Meanwhile, Chase McFly tries to find where he parked the Revolution, and on the way he meets a poptart, whose parents were victims of Nurse Poptarts. 00:15, 15 November 2019 BFrit

The poptart talks to him about how evil Nurse Poptarts is. With me and Natalie, we’re playing Rock Paper Scissors. 00:23, 15 November 2019 Chase McFly

Creepy Cape and Klirork (who is still speaking Taiwanese) plan to bring together everything on Nurse Poptarts' list and report back to the group. The stuff is all stuff we hate, as well as poptarts, forks, and dummies of us. 02:01, 15 November 2019 BalloonyFan6789

I start to play some TMBG songs on my MP3 player, but I see that Creepy Cape and Klirork are gone. Then they come back, saying that they were just making cake. Edited by BalloonyFan6789    15:08, 15 November 2019 Chase McFly

But then a green female tech wizard Pokey-Eye named Cade arrives and turns Cape back to normal. 15:34, 15 November 2019 CaptainCape

Cade: 'Hello!'

Me: 'Hey. Thanks for turning me back normal!'

Cade: 'WOULD YOU LIKE TO MARRY ME?'

Me: [slowly backs away] 16:37, 15 November 2019 Chase McFly

Meanwhile, Team Poptarts find all the things on the list (including ponies), except for a turkey leg. Urdrreem reaches for Anti-Turkey’s leg, but Nssaisas says, “Back away from my son!” 17:23, 15 November 2019 BFrit

Natalie beats me in RPS, as I played Paper and she played Scissors. “Good game,” I say calmly. 17:38, 15 November 2019 RockoRama

"Wait, son?" I quietly mutter as it suddenly hits me. "But that also means that..." but then I start wondering what it actually does mean, and end up too confused to finish my sentence. 17:41, 15 November 2019 ReturnOfIsaac

GS is just watching Gabe the Dog on his Iphone. 17:43, 15 November 2019 Chase McFly

Then the traitors run back to Here Boot Camp to show Nurse Poptarts their stuff. 17:51, 15 November 2019 BalloonyFan6789

Nurse Poptarts asks them if they found everything. 19:45, 15 November 2019 Chase McFly

Cape says yes, but then asks what he’s doing there and punches Nurse Poptarts. “Never really liked your forks anyways,” He runs off. 19:56, 15 November 2019 Views06

Cape is then stopped by Russian.

Russian: Hey alien guy, shouldn't you get back to class?

Cape: It's not safe to go back there. The teacher is evil!

Russian: Well, maybe don't run in the halls. You wouldn't want the principal to catch you, now would you?

Cape: Yeah, I guess so.

[Cade runs in the distance]

Cade: THANK GOD YOU ARE HERE MY LOVE!

Cape: Oh no...

Russian: Maybe run in the halls... 01:41, 16 November 2019 Chase McFly

POTT then shoves Cape in prison, but meanwhile Nurse Poptarts is reviving. She asks the group (the villains/traitors, not us) to put stuff in her cauldron. 02:22, 16 November 2019 BalloonyFan6789

They do so, creating a Pop-Tart Liqueed Potion of Power. 06:31, 16 November 2019 This reply has been removed Chase McFly

Nurse Poptarts drinks the potion, then flies out through the ceiling laughing maniacally. 12:32, 16 November 2019 Views06

Views: Oh god! What next?

Profile Picture: We need to ask someone for help!

Someone Older: Hey! Guys! Ask me!

Views: Someone Older, can you help us? Someone Older: No, but I can show you there's a vowel in each word. Someone Older

Someone Older 19:15, 16 November 2019 Chase McFly

We see something in the distance floating in the sky.

"Is that a bird or a plane?" I ask.

Suddenly, Superman arrives. "It's Nurse Poptarts! She does not look normal," 00:24, 17 November 2019 RockoRama

Then Nabbit arrives with the CARROT LAUNCHER and attempts to fire carrots at Nurse Poptarts. Trouble is, he has no carrots on him and instead uses turnips, which deal quite a heavy hit but have terrible accuracy. 01:16, 17 November 2019 Chase McFly

But Nurse Poptarts throws a glass pane to shield the turnips, and it hits Shadow in the head! 01:18, 17 November 2019 RockoRama

"Well, I guess that one was inevitable," I say, getting back up.

Nabbit looks for something else to effectively use against Nurse Poptarts and settles on... 01:32, 17 November 2019 Chase McFly

A computer! But Superman then flies towards Nurse Poptarts and rips her hair off, before crashing into the computer, which unfortunately went under her. This causes Superman to lose his memory and fall through a deep hole with the computer, while Nurse Poptarts lands on the turnips. 01:45, 17 November 2019 RockoRama

Inevitably, Michael appears behind the computer. "Don't throw the supermans into computer. [Pause] Shut up, life! You can't rule my spaghetti!"

Nabbit has dried, uncooked strands of spaghetti he was initially going to use to attack Nurse Poptarts with, but it all disappears upon the word "spaghetti". 02:16, 17 November 2019 Chase McFly

We quickly go hide in Here Boot Camp to process everything before Nurse Poptarts wakes up. 02:18, 17 November 2019 RockoRama

As we get there, we see that Mario and Luigi are there making little electric circuits on the floor using strands of linguine for wires. Surprisingly it works, because "Linguine is-a wonderful electric conductor!"

None of us quite understand why they're doing this, though. 02:26, 17 November 2019 Chase McFly

As we go inside with Mario and Luigi, I say, "Cape and those other traitors clearly used the list of items from Nurse Poptarts and it made her powerful," 02:41, 17 November 2019 BalloonyFan6789 reply to #236

Mario then gives us all electricity-charged mushrooms, which will give us the powers of electricity. 07:30, 17 November 2019 ReturnOfIsaac

"Wait," GS says. "Does that mean I can do this?" GS touches his IPhone, which takes it from 1% to 100% 09:39, 17 November 2019 Chase McFly

“We need to do something,” Jeremy says. 11:28, 17 November 2019 CaptainCape

'I'm very sorry that I was on Nurse Poptarts' side, I couldn't control myself anymore. I'm glad that's over,' I tell Chase and the others.

'Actually it's not over, I just managed to suppress the other two,' Orderly Cape says in my mind, starting yet another conversation between them.

Chaotic: 'I didn't do anything wrong!'

Orderly: 'You could've ruined his future with that weird song!'

Chaotic: 'But they liked it! And I liked it too!'

Orderly: 'That doesn't mean it has no negative effects on him!'

Me: 'You guys really are giving me a headache, please stop it.'

Chaotic: 'It was really cool, I don't see the problem!'

Orderly: 'Alright, that's it!'

Orderly grabs Chaotic and walks towards the edge of my mind. He then throws Chaotic off of it.

Orderly: 'Tough problems require tough solutions. And Chaotic was a very tough problem.'

Me: 'Did you... Did you just kill Chaotic?!'

Creepy: 'Sometimes... there is no other solution...'

Orderly: 'Alright, off Cape's mind with you!'

With some psychic telekinetic power, Orderly erases the dark corner of my mind where Creepy is, causing Creepy to fade away too.

Me: 'Well thanks.'

Of course, nobody else can see Creepy, Orderly and Chaotic, so everyone wonders why I'm talking to myself. 13:13, 17 November 2019 Chase McFly

“You know how Nurse Poptarts is made of paste? She can be absorbed by a sponge probably,” I realize. 13:15, 17 November 2019 CaptainCape

'But where can we find a sponge?' I ask.

'Don't a-worry! We have got-a perfect sponge for you!' Mario says. 'This-a-me-cousin, Hoopers Loopsers!' 13:18, 17 November 2019 Chase McFly

“Wait, if Mario’s cousin is a sponge, how then....” I ask, only to see Vannio. “Hey everyone!” Vannio says. We all look around in disbelief. 13:20, 17 November 2019 CaptainCape

'That's-a-me VAN!' Mario says. 'Very Amazing Nephew!'

'Alright, now I don't understand your family at all,' I say. 13:25, 17 November 2019 Chase McFly

Meanwhile, Nurse Poptarts is bringing inanimate object to life (including turnips and the Cheesecake SUV) in order to make an army to attack us. 13:27, 17 November 2019 CaptainCape

The next thing she wants to bring to life is Vannio, but then she learns that Vannio isn't inanimate so she tries to bring a bar of Tschokoleta to life. 13:46, 17 November 2019 Chase McFly

Then a tall figure (about Cape's height) wearing a flowing black robe and a cowboy hat, with a sack of turkeys on his back appears. He throws a turkey at Nurse Poptarts, knocking her out. "Nurse Poptarts, you have failed this planet," He says, before coming over to us. 13:49, 17 November 2019 CaptainCape

Mario asks the tall figure who he is, while I'm being stared at by the turkey that is still on Nurse Poptarts' face. Edited by CaptainCape    13:52, 17 November 2019 Chase McFly

The tall figure rips off his hat. "They call me Captain Turkape. But you can just call me Cape." 13:53, 17 November 2019 CaptainCape

'Captain Turkape? That name sounds familiar,' I say. 'Have we met before?' 14:01, 17 November 2019 This reply has been removed Chase McFly

"Your voice does sound oddly like mine. You must be my counterpart in this universe," Captain Turkape says. 14:06, 17 November 2019 CaptainCape

'Do you come from another timeline? Ever heard of the Rockoless Universe?' I ask Captain Turkape. 14:09, 17 November 2019 Chase McFly

"Rocko...as in my bodyguard/associate?" Captain Turkape asks. "I have never really imagined him to be nonexistent. I'll tell you how to get to this nurse if you explain to me a bit about your situation." 14:14, 17 November 2019 CaptainCape

I try to explain my role in this timeline, but suddenly, a figure similar to Epac (but with a similar cowboy hat) runs up to Captain Turkape.

Epac: 'Captain! I heard that terrible monsters are wreaking havoc in the mountains!'

Turkape: 'Alright then. Let's go there, then.'

Epac: 'Oh, and well, I need to confess something...'

Turkape: 'What's it?'

Epac and Captain Turkape walk off, while Epac whispers something to Turkape. It remains a mystery what the Epac from an alternate timeline confessed... 14:34, 17 November 2019 Chase McFly

The alternate Epac says,  "Now, cheese-specifically regurgitated cheese, is what they need to defeat Nurse Poptarts."

"That's a great idea, Pokey," Captain Turkape says. "From my 5 years stranded on Earth,  I learned cheese and turkey are both valuable weapons, after all,"

"I've told you not to use my childhood nickname..." Epac (or Pokey) sighs. "Let's go tell them what we realized. That training from my father, Nssaissas, was worth it, even if he's now dead," 14:39, 17 November 2019 CaptainCape

Captain Turkape and Epac/Pokey tell us their idea. 15:04, 17 November 2019 Chase McFly

Then Rocko shows up, except he's a much more muscular version. He uses his power ring to hit Yvonne, causing her to throw up Cheesy. "We're here to show you what the key is," Rocko laughs as Cheesy runs toward us. 15:04, 17 November 2019 CaptainCape

'Is... Is Cheesy the key to solving this problem?' I say, surprised.

'Yeah. But turkeys could've also worked. Turkeys are always the key to solving problems, that's what my squad of superheroes called Team Turkey found out!' Captain Turkape explains while holding a turkey. 16:10, 17 November 2019 Chase McFly

"It's good to be back," Cheesy says, running to hug Dokuro-chan.

"Resurrection? That happens almost every week for us..." Captain Turkape laughs.

"Yeah, no kidding. I remember when we put Meerdru in the Never Ending League's Pit of Immortality!" Epac says.

"But Views and his daughter refused Urdreem, unlike what they did after you and Meerdru died," Captain Turake says.

"That's just because they thought all the pits were gone," Epac chuckles.

"Anything to protect my friends from the Guild of Death," Rocko says. "You've already lost so much. Anti-Turkey, your parents, Urdrreem, Sasiassn..." 16:16, 17 November 2019 CaptainCape

'I don't understand this anymore at all!' I yell.

'Well that's-a logical! He's from another timeline, it makes a-sense that you're-a confused!' Luigi says. 16:20, 17 November 2019 Chase McFly

"Let me start from the top, as we have a few minutes to kill before the ticking clock for killing Nurse Poptarts sets in," Captain Turkape says. "13 years ago, me, my father, and Meerdru, the sister of my girlfriend Urdrreem who I was cheating on her with, left on a rocket ship for Earth. Meerdru lost her balance and fell out of the ship, ending up inside another ship. I never saw her again for a year. We had a crewman with us, and Dad killed him, then shot himself because there wasn't enough human for all of us to eat. I made it to Earth, where I became a monster after 5 hellish years. I returned to Gravildus to find that many Earthlings had moved there, and decided to get justice for my father by killing all those who wronged him with turkeys. And I assembled a team with this girl named Cade and a wallaby named Rocko, and Nssaissas targeted me the whole year, which cost me my best friend, Anti-Turkey (his son), and caused 500 others' deaths. That's only the first year," Edited by Chase McFly    16:41, 17 November 2019 Views06

It turns out, everyone from the parallel universe is from The Parallel Universe Where All Characters' Personalities Are Different, Or Screwed Up. 16:37, 17 November 2019 Chase McFly

Then Cheesy realizes Nurse Poptarts has vanished. 16:41, 17 November 2019 CaptainCape

'I guess she's up to some more evil plans,' I say. 'Anyways, what are the Pits of Immortality, and the Guild of Death, and the Never Ending League?' 16:48, 17 November 2019 Chase McFly

“The Never Ending League was a league of harsh roleplayers founded many years ago, which took in Meerdru after rescuing her from Earth. She fell in love with Violet Kumnet while there, which made her father Views know he always needed to keep an eye on her,” Captain Turkape says.

“Then my father, Nssaisas, got control of the league one day after Cape was revealed to have been tricking them to save me. Then, Violet fought back for control and disbanded the League, so Nssaisas founded an offshoot, the GOD. The Pits of Immortality were a thing used by the league to ensure their leaders lived 200 or more years, and are also the reason I’m here today, since I was put in after Views shot me,” Epac says. 17:04, 17 November 2019 ReturnOfIsaac

GS just simply says "Wow, things that happen just get more complicated when somebody explains it." 18:36, 17 November 2019 Chase McFly

“Okay, so,” Rocko says. “Who’s this hedgehog guy with a head that looks like my superhero helmet?” 18:47, 17 November 2019 RockoRama

"Well actually, I'm this timeline's Rocko," I say at last, "or at least I was. It's a long story what happened." 18:52, 17 November 2019 Chase McFly

“I assume you were once handsome then,” Rocko replies.

“Cade, you’re the tech wiz, any info on Nurse Poptarts’ location?” Cheesy asks. 18:56, 17 November 2019 Views06

And just as Cade is about to speak, the BFDI Fandom raids our island. "LET'S DESTROY THIS STUPID CAMP-THING!" one of them says, as they all begin to tear things up. "WE'RE MAKING A DREAM ISLAND REPLICA!" they all shout. Baldi starts crying. 19:02, 17 November 2019 CaptainCape

Captain Turkape and his superhero friends start to throw turkeys at the raiders as fast as they can. 19:05, 17 November 2019 Chase McFly

I calm down Baldi as we all rush to safety. “We can always rebuild,” I assure him, but that doesn’t have as good an effect.

Meanwhile, Cade has found Nurse Poptarts- she’s on Dream Island, ironically. 19:05, 17 November 2019 BFrit

Cade runs as soon as Nurse Poptarts finds her. 19:26, 17 November 2019 Chase McFly

It turns out that Cade quickly got to Dream Island by riding Shadow. We jump on Klirork, but Captain Turkape is mad and forgets he’s in a parallel universe. “Get out, you killed my girlfriend!” He yells at Klirork. 19:31, 17 November 2019 CaptainCape

Then, the normal timeline's Urdrreem appears behind Klirork. She doesn't see me, and only sees Captain Turkape.

Turkape: 'H-H-HONEY?! Are you alive?'

Urdrreem: 'Did you just call me honey? Only Anti-Turkey calls me that!'

Turkape: 'Anti-Turkey? Is he alive too?'

Urdrreem: 'Yes, and he's my husband!'

Anti-Turkey walks up to Urdrreem, and the two show Captain Turkape their wedding rings, grinning.

Turkape: 'NOOOOOO!! This got to be my worst nightmare!' 19:47, 17 November 2019 Chase McFly

Then Urdrreem looks at Turkape's hand. "Huh, I think you're married as well,"

"Oh yeah, Cade is my wife, right," Turkape says. "Sorry, timeline change drift," 20:10, 17 November 2019 Views06

Then Landon B. Banana Banana Banana Banana Banana Banana Banana Banana Banana Banana Banana Banana Banana Banana Banana Banana Banana Banana Banana Banana Banana Banana Banana Banana comes, and says "Shouldn't we get back to fighting Nurse Poptarts?!". 01:59, 18 November 2019 Chase McFly

"Not hard, she's over there," Cade says, as she kisses Turkape. We all go over to Nurse Poptarts, fully armed. Cade, Turkape, Rocko, and Epac (Pokey) are all armed with turkeys. 02:06, 18 November 2019 BFrit

I'm armed with a slingshot I made myself. 02:07, 18 November 2019 Chase McFly

Then one more Pokey-Eye arrives. She looks like Urdrreem, but with different make-up, a wig, and a dark mask. "Name's Urdrreem, but I'm not your Urdrreem or their's. I'm from yet another universe," The other Urdrreem joins us, and we all stand together. 02:11, 18 November 2019 CaptainCape

'This is getting really confusing. Are you from the Rockoless Universe?' I ask the other Urdrreem, but then I hear footsteps behind me. I see a female Pokey-Eye dressed as a president.

'No, I'm the one from the Rockoless Universe. And I murdered my husband Nssaisas so I would become president of the Andromeda Galaxy!' the new Urdrreem says. 11:34, 18 November 2019 Chase McFly

Then Nurse Poptarts brings out her army. “You tedious fools!” (This fight will last until Post 325) 11:37, 18 November 2019 BalloonyFan6789

One of the people in her army, a Cuppar member called Jonas T. Man, starts attacking me with a fork. 11:50, 18 November 2019 Chase McFly

Turkape fires the turkey gun at a few of her army members. 11:51, 18 November 2019 BalloonyFan6789

I attack Nurse Poptarts with my guitar. 11:55, 18 November 2019 Chase McFly

But she dodges it and incapacitates Shadow. 12:01, 18 November 2019 CaptainCape

The three Urdrreems team up and form Team Urdrreem! Team Urdrreem gets out machine guns from three different universes, and attack Nurse Poptarts' army with them. 15:55, 18 November 2019 BFrit

I load up my slingshot with a stone, and I fire it at Nurse Poptarts' army. 16:11, 18 November 2019 Chase McFly

Then Nurse Poptarts grows enormous and fires lasers. 16:41, 18 November 2019 CaptainCape

Rockoless Urdrreem opens up a portal, that causes even more different Urdrreems to appear! With them are: Blocky Urdrreem, a yellow Urdrreem composed of Lego bricks from the Lego Movie Universe Vice-dictator Urdrreem, a Urdrreem from the Capeless Universe Title Card Urdrreem, a title card reading 'Urdrreem' from the Title Card Dimension

Blocky Urdrreem builds a wall from Lego bricks that shields us and Team Urdrreem from Nurse Poptarts' lasers. 16:51, 18 November 2019 Chase McFly

Then Nurse Poptarts picks up Taiwanese News Reporter and throws her into a mountain, but she can’t die since she’s God. 17:04, 18 November 2019 CaptainCape

I quickly rush towards the mountain to make sure TNR is alright, but I trip over one of Captain Turkape's turkeys. 17:06, 18 November 2019 Chase McFly

“Sorry,” Captain Turkape says, only for Cape to become a turkey. Now there’s Pokey-Eye Captain Turkape and Turkey Captain Turkape. 17:08, 18 November 2019 Views06

Carrie the Crab comes in, and finds the portal to The Parallel Universe Where All Characters' Personalities Are Different, Or Screwed Up. 04:09, 19 November 2019 BFrit

Being the curious crab she is, she decides to go take a look inside. So she does exactly that. 04:15, 19 November 2019 Views06

In there, she meets Parallel Universe versions of Klirork and Doomdoggo. 04:16, 19 November 2019 Chase McFly

But it’s actually Krorilk, because Klirork is dead in this timeline, having been killed by Cape for killing Urdrreem, though he was briefly resurrected by Krorilk and sacrificed himself to save Krorilk from possession by a demon who Meerrdru and Doomdoggo’s Team was fighting. Also, this Doomdoggo is a funny guy who is Cade’s ex-boyfriend and in a relationship with Krorilk, who is female here. Back to the fighting, Nurse Poptarts makes brainwashed ponies attack Shadow. Edited by Chase McFly    12:21, 19 November 2019 BFrit

However, the ponies mishear her and attack me instead! Edited by BFrit    13:13, 19 November 2019 Chase McFly

Quickly, I grab Tirgnu’s remains and throw them at the ponies, incapacitating them.

Then I throw rocks at various evil bars of soap, microphones, and baseballs Nurse Poptarts brought to life, killing most. Edited by Chase McFly    16:06, 28 November 2019 Views06

Carrie the Crab starrs pinching the ponies. 13:58, 19 November 2019 CaptainCape

Captain Turkape and Blocky Urdreem have built a catapult to launch turkeys at Nurse Poptarts' army. The Turkeys are successful...at wiping out half her army. Cheesy grabs Nurse Poptarts, and they wrestle a bit in midair. Edited by Chase McFly    16:08, 28 November 2019 ReturnOfIsaac

GS flies to where Nurse Poptarts is, and then slaps her. Vannio and Cheesecake SUV run off together and get married, having little cheesecake vans. This causes all Nurse Poptarts’ vehicles to crash and self-destruct. Edited by Chase McFly    16:09, 28 November 2019 BFrit

A piece of one of the vehicles comes flying at me! Luckily, I manage to catch it. 14:41, 20 November 2019 CaptainCape

With the help of Blocky Urdrreem, I construct a catapult for launching turkeys: the Turkeytapult. 14:21, 21 November 2019 BFrit

Once the Turkeytapult is built, Blocky Urdrreem places a turkey in it, and fires at Nurse Poptarts' team. 15:00, 21 November 2019 RockoRama

Inconveniently, the fire spreads and sets fire to part of the Universal Storage Warehouse of Flammable and Oxidising Materials. (It just so happened that a different part of the building was already on fire, so it didn't make much of a difference.) Then Vannio arrives with a team of dozens of buses to put out the fire and-- "Hmm, maybe I should have looked for fire engines instead," says Vannio.

But luckily the buses have water in them and spray the fire, also spraying Cheesy and washing him away. Edited by Chase McFly    22:45, 28 November 2019 RockoRama

An undercover spy named Reece Spy (certainly doesn't help that "spy" happens to be his surname) runs toward us from the aformentioned warehouse with some papers. He appears to be a normal guy, which is because he's a master of "dis guy"-se and knows how to look like a normal guy that no-one would suspect. The papers he retrieved seem to list bizarre projects that Nurse Poptarts has apparently worked on - most of which horrific things to kill people with that test grey areas of the laws of physics - some completed, some unfinished, and apparently left in the warehouse while it was burning to cover the evidence they existed.

Then Cheesy realizes that NES isn’t bound by the laws of physics, and summons Dr. Smart to save him. Which he does, but not before Cheesy says a paradox and he explodes. Edited by Chase McFly    22:44, 28 November 2019 BFrit

I stand in total shock at what just happened to Dr. Smart. Edited by Chase McFly    01:08, 22 November 2019 BFrit

I give Nurse Poptarts a look of disappointment as Cheesy yells at her. Edited by Chase McFly    22:46, 28 November 2019 CaptainCape

However, CheeseCrocker forgot where he put the cheese sucker, which he wants to use to suck up Nurse Poptarts, so he asks the remains of Dr. Smart where the cheese sucker is. Unsurprisingly, they don't respond. Edited by Chase McFly    22:47, 28 November 2019 CaptainCape

Me: 'But she isn't a human...'

Turkape: 'Don't do it!'

Me: 'Fine, I won't eat Nurse Poptarts.'

I then pick up Cheesy and throw him into Nurse Poptarts, causing Cheesy to accidentally swallow Nurse Poptarts. 16:31, 23 November 2019 BFrit

I tell Baldi that I can also help rebuild the boot camp. 21:09, 23 November 2019 CaptainCape

Blocky Urdrreem is rebuilding a class with colorful Lego bricks, while Vice-Dictator Urdrreem is commanding her slaves to rebuild another class. 13:58, 24 November 2019 Views06

But then, Chase realizes there are no walls for him to put his new roof on. So he looks through a phone book, and tries to find a brick seller. He finds one listed as "Norfolk Pig" and his phone number is 666-666-6667.

Despite the creepy phone number, Chase calls it anyways, and in about 30 minutes Norfolk Pig pulls up in his 1975 Cadillac Coupe DeVille, with the trunk of the car loaded up with bricks.

Norfolk Pig unloads the bricks, and pushes them on a small cart to Chase. "Big bad wolf, eh?" says Norfolk Pig. "Nope. Just rebuilding a boot camp." Chase replies. "Okay, give me the promised 250 dollars!" says Norfolk Pig. "Oh... I thought that since you were a pig you wouldn't need money!" Chase replies. "NO MONEY?! I'LL MAKE THE REST OF YOUR LIFE HELL!" Norfolk Pig yells back. 14:40, 24 November 2019 RockoRama

Reece Spy takes out some recently-bought cans of canned floor and uses it to make the floors in the classrooms. 14:51, 24 November 2019 CaptainCape

I help Blocky Urdrreem with the Lego bricks, until I remember something. 'Hey Turkape, what was that thing with the antimatter wave again?' 16:34, 24 November 2019 BFrit

I use the tools Baldi gave me to help rebuild the boot camp. 18:14, 24 November 2019 Views06 Someone Older builds a large section of wall, and as a way to make it more shiny he polishes it with an orange rag. Yeah Edited by Views06    04:48, 25 November 2019 BFrit

I get some orange paint and a paintbrush and start to paint everything inside orange. 17:53, 25 November 2019 CaptainCape

Blocky Urdrreem walks towards Chase. 'Oh, these are special bricks from the Rockoless Universe. Rockoless Urdrreem gave me them. After a while, they become real bricks!' 19:49, 25 November 2019 Views06

Joe Biden decides to replant trees around the island. 01:48, 26 November 2019 BFrit

Carrie the Crab helps him plant the trees. 01:56, 26 November 2019 Views06

Cheesy then installs the lights, so it is not dark in the boot camp. Jesus Christ is pleased of this, because he likes light. 01:13, 27 November 2019 BFrit

Then Skeeter the Mosquito shows up and decorates the classrooms with flowers. Edited by BFrit    01:16, 27 November 2019 BalloonyFan6789

I start to paint the wall, and I install a new air conditioning system. Edited by BalloonyFan6789    10:32, 27 November 2019 BalloonyFan6789

Then the air conditioning I installed breaks. I quickly install a new one. Edited by BalloonyFan6789    14:28, 27 November 2019 CaptainCape

Blocky Urdrreem continues to build desks and chairs with Lego bricks. 20:02, 27 November 2019 BFrit

Skeeter adds some more decorations to the classrooms, with the help of his brother, Joey the Grasshopper. Edited by BFrit    20:34, 27 November 2019 Views06

Then, Joey tries to lick the antimatter repellant off. 22:32, 27 November 2019 BFrit

Skeeter stops Joey, telling him not to lick random things. Joey listens. A blindness wing is then added to HBC by... Edited by Chase McFly    22:31, 28 November 2019 Views06

Craptain Cape!

He is the Poop Universe version of Cape Kragils. 23:10, 27 November 2019 BFrit

Joey and Skeeter watch as Jeremy does that. 00:31, 28 November 2019 Views06

Shadow sees this as well, and says "UwU" to it. 00:34, 28 November 2019 Views06

Then Skeeter says "Your name is Shadow, hedgehog guy?! Hey! You stole my friend's name!". Edited by Views06    02:43, 28 November 2019 BFrit

Joey then eats a candy bar, because he's hungry. 02:47, 28 November 2019 Views06

Joey eating a candy bar gives Skeeter the idea to place a bunch of candy bar vending machines around the halls of the boot camp. Edited by Views06    03:08, 28 November 2019 BFrit

After he does that, he buys more candy bars, including one for Shadow. 02:52, 28 November 2019 Views06

Shadow eats the candy bar, which makes Skeeter happy. Then, Chase McFly comes and calls Skeeter an ant. Edited by Views06    14:32, 28 November 2019 BFrit

Skeeter then hands Chase a candy bar. Edited by BFrit    12:00, 28 November 2019 Views06

Chase McFly decides not to take the candy bar, and instead runs away. He is running away because he thinks Skeeter is going to suck his blood. Edited by Views06    03:04, 28 November 2019 BFrit

This makes Skeeter sad, so he goes over to Joey. 03:04, 28 November 2019 Views06

Joey says "Buzzo! Buzz, buzz!" which translates to "Let's see the card box guy!"

Skeeter and Joey walk up to Views, and tell him... 03:09, 28 November 2019 BFrit

That they like his shade of green. 03:11, 28 November 2019 Views06

I tell the duo thanks, and we all start to eat candy bars. Meanwhile, Carrie is talking to Shadow. 04:07, 28 November 2019 BFrit

She asks him what he thinks of the boot camp. 04:09, 28 November 2019 Views06

Shadow says he likes it. But then, Chase McFly comes and asks Carrie if she is an ant. Edited by Views06    14:33, 28 November 2019 BFrit

"No, I'm a crab, but Shadow here is an ant," Carrie replies. 04:34, 28 November 2019 Views06

"Hey! Ant! C'mere!" says Chase McFly. 04:35, 28 November 2019 BFrit

Shadow (ant) walks over to Chase. "What's up?" he asks. 04:36, 28 November 2019 Views06

Chase McFly asks Shadow if he can climb into the vending machines and steal him some quarters. Shadow agrees, and climbs into a vending machine and gets distracted by all the candy bars inside of it. 04:39, 28 November 2019 BFrit

He eats all the candy bars in 5 minutes!

"What's taking so long?" wonders Chase. Edited by BFrit    04:41, 28 November 2019 Views06

Shadow chills out in the vending machine, and reads comics. Then, Craptain Cape comes, and tries to get a candy bar, but out pops Shadow instead. "Did you get my quarters?" Chase asks. 04:45, 28 November 2019 BFrit

Shadow manages to fit his arm into the coin slot of the vending machine, and pulls out the quarters. "Here ya go!" Shadow says happily. 04:47, 28 November 2019 Views06

Me and Chase McFly congratulate Shadow for his work. Then, Shadow's girlfriend Violet comes. 04:50, 28 November 2019 BFrit

"What's goin' on?" asks Violet. Shadow explains that he just got quarters out of the vending machine. 04:51, 28 November 2019 Views06

Violet congratulates Shadow as well, and we all decide to go to the cafeteria and get some food. Unfortunately, since the boot camp was just rebuilt the pantry is empty. 04:55, 28 November 2019 BFrit

Skeeter volunteers to fly to the nearest grocery store to get more food. 04:57, 28 November 2019 Views06

Craptain Cape (who can also fly) decides to come with him as well, and the two fly to a local Kroger. Skeeter gets normal foods such as vegetables and cheese, while Craptain Cape being the disgusting monster he is gets disgusting foods like raw fish and bacon-flavored pie. 05:05, 28 November 2019 BFrit

Once they're done, they fly back to Here Boot Camp, and serve everybody the food. 05:07, 28 November 2019 Views06

And to everyone's surprise, Craptain Cape's food is more popular. 05:08, 28 November 2019 BFrit

Skeeter is shocked at this. "Well, it can't hurt to try it," he says, and proceeds to do so. 05:10, 28 November 2019 Views06

And once he does, he admits the food is actually good. Baldi and his friends decide to join us on our feast. 05:10, 28 November 2019 BFrit

He also likes the food, and goes in for seconds. His friends do the same. 05:12, 28 November 2019 Views06

Then, Playtime declares a food fight. 05:14, 28 November 2019 BFrit

Once Joey hears this, he chucks his food over at Violet. 05:15, 28 November 2019 Views06

The two become really violent, and Shadow and Skeeter have no idea what do to. 05:16, 28 November 2019 BFrit

All of a sudden, Skeeter gets the idea to distract Joey by throwing his food at him. 05:18, 28 November 2019 Views06

I try and think about tactics for the fight, but suddenly, Chase McFly hits me in the face with a slice of pie! Edited by Views06    14:35, 28 November 2019 BFrit

I ask Chase why he did that, but he hits me with food too! 05:22, 28 November 2019 Views06

屁女孩 then eats a piece of pie, and then farts. The stench stuns Chase McFly for a few minutes. Edited by Views06    14:38, 28 November 2019 BFrit

Joey licks the food off of his face, then throws some back at Skeeter for revenge. 05:26, 28 November 2019 CaptainCape

In disgust, I flush Craptain Cape down a toilet that just happens to be the portal to the Poop Universe. I then throw Craptain's raw fish at Skeeter.

Mr. Mortimer arrives and says there will be an in-class film during gym after the rebuild while installing the electricity and internet for the school. Edited by Chase McFly    16:39, 28 November 2019 BFrit

Skeeter wipes the raw fish off of himself then says, "Sounds good!" 13:07, 28 November 2019 Views06

Ketchup the Ant gets mad because he doesn't know the wifi password. 14:27, 28 November 2019 CaptainCape

Rockoless Urdrreem teaches him how to hack into stuff, because she often hacks into computers of Pokey-Eye traitors to change their social media posts into pro-Urdrreem propaganda.

Meanwhile, Titlecard Urdrreem is unable to help in the construction of HBC, because she doesn't have arms or legs. So she decides to draw a map of Earth onto her back (which is blank) and apply for the job of geography teacher. 14:35, 28 November 2019 CaptainCape

Titlecard Urdrreem stares at RU Urdrreem with a disappointed look, but nobody notices since Titlecard Urdrreem's eyes are hidden behind the word 'Urdrreem'. 14:45, 28 November 2019 Chase McFly

Michael explains that all Urdrreems were lined up as teachers, and he decided cake helped the case. What happened was this:

Michael is vice principal currently, as such, he is interviewing RU Urdreem.

"Do you know the history of chocolate cake?" He asks.

"Yes," RU Urdrreem says.

"Then you're hired!" Michael smiles. Edited by Chase McFly    16:04, 28 November 2019 CaptainCape

Titlecard Urdreem (TCU) is desperately trying to useful. She tries to tell RU Urdrreem that she wanted to be geography teacher, but - of course - nobody understands TCU. 19:19, 28 November 2019 Chase McFly

Then some more orange paint is applied to all the newly furnished/polished floors as a touch-up, but TCU gets stuck in it! Edited by Chase McFly    19:26, 28 November 2019 BFrit

Ketchup's brother, Mustard appears, and manages to get TCU out of the paint. 22:25, 28 November 2019 This reply has been removed Chase McFly

Then USERNAME returns to clean up TCU, but gets cleaning supplies all over the building, which makes it look very different, but also pretty darn cool. 22:28, 28 November 2019 BFrit

Ketchup and Mustard then start arguing about... 22:33, 28 November 2019 Chase McFly

Which Shadow is better. (Mustard prefers the SEGA version) 22:35, 28 November 2019 RockoRama

I leave in a hurry so as not to get dragged into anything and try to make myself busy and start working on something. 22:52, 28 November 2019 Chase McFly

But Captain Turkape finds Shadow and tells him the antimatter thing again. I also get rid of Nurse Poptarts' window glass. 13:46, 29 November 2019 CaptainCape

'Turkape, that antimatter thing is becoming a bit repetetive. We still know about it,' I say, but then, I trip over a broom that USERNAME dropped on the floor. 'That's because of the antimatter! Antimatter causes strange things to happen, like people tripping over brooms!' Turkape yells. 13:59, 29 November 2019 Chase McFly

Principal 0f the Thing then bec0mes Here B00t Camp's acting Principal (he's the regular's uncle) and gets a new, nicely furnished 0ffice. 14:01, 29 November 2019 CaptainCape

Meanwhile, Capeless Urdrreem wants to become Cheese teacher. 'I know everything about cheese and dairy, Mr. Rosen! For example, in 1986, Enoam made whole milk. And an inventor called Blocco made Usi Sissss Vessrheesy Cheddar Sauce in 2001,' Capeless Urdrreem explains to Michael Rosen. 16:41, 29 November 2019 Chase McFly

But Michael replies, 'My daughter's mind is made up, she's staying."

"Yvonne is your daughter?" I ask, surprised. 17:30, 29 November 2019 Views06

"No!" he says.

It turns out Michael was on the phone with his wife. His daughter is a lovely lady named Michelle Rosen. 17:34, 29 November 2019 BFrit

Then Shadow (ant) says “Wowie! You sure know a lot about cheese!” to Capeless Urdrreem. 17:44, 29 November 2019 Views06

Then, Shadow (hedgehog) finds out that I was the one to invite Shadow (ant) to Here Boot Camp, so he kills me with a butcher's knife. And a slow and painful death it was, might I add. 18:52, 29 November 2019 BFrit

When Views gets recovered, Shadow (ant) says “Oh, thank goodness that you’re okay! I was scared out of my mind!” Edited by BFrit    00:07, 30 November 2019 Views06

But Shadow (hedgehog) kills me again. 18:59, 29 November 2019 Chase McFly

Then I die and am reincarnated as Chase the Hedgehog, meaning I can make my additions to the building superfast. 21:29, 29 November 2019 Views06

Then, IM12 tries to enroll into Here Boot Camp, but he is rejected because the boot camp is a lot like a middle school, and he is still a sixth grader. He then throws a fit. 21:58, 29 November 2019 Chase McFly

IM12 is taken away, but it turns out he's deaf, so I add a deaf people section to the school. 22:00, 29 November 2019 Views06

Then, Cheesy decides to build a giant recovery center where the phone used to be. Many of the people who died in the fight against Nurse Poptarts are recovered. Such as... 00:22, 30 November 2019 Chase McFly

Dr. Smart! 00:33, 30 November 2019 BFrit

Shadow sees Dr. Smart, and says, "Hiya! It's nice to meetcha! I'm Shadow the Ant!" 00:51, 30 November 2019 Chase McFly

"Nice to meet you, Shadow," Dr. Smart says, looking over at Shadow (hedgehog). "Since I'm smart, I believe the best thing is to call the hedgehog "Rocko" to distinguish," 00:55, 30 November 2019 This reply has been removed RockoRama

"I doubt it matters, you'll all likely be talking to the other one anyway," I say, throwing away some sheets of paper into the recycling. 01:06, 30 November 2019 Chase McFly

The sheets of paper contain the problems that Dr. Smart and Cheesy found in some calculus excersizes, but also our blueprints. So we need to improvise the back of HBC. Edited by Views06    02:38, 30 November 2019 BFrit

Shadow, Joey, Skeeter and Violet help us improvise. Edited by BFrit    02:50, 30 November 2019 Chase McFly

Then Anti-SpongeBob returns and installs new staircases and elevators. 14:31, 30 November 2019 CaptainCape

However, USERNAME mistakes Anti-SpongeBob for one of the cleaning supplies he dropped, and puts him in his janitor cart along with other cleaning sponges. 14:40, 30 November 2019 Chase McFly

Then a portal opens, with a horde of anti-characters swarming out. “There you are Anti-Urdrreem!” Anti-CaptainCape says to the first alternate Urdrreem. “Our universe was destroyed!” We all gasp, because we didn’t know this was Anti-Urdrreem. The Anti-Characters get the blueprints and are able to pinpoint exact locations for doors, windows, and floors. 14:46, 30 November 2019 CaptainCape

'Anti-Urdrreem?' RU Urdrreem asks surprisedly. 'But you have the same color!'

'Real Anti-Characters are blue,' Anti-Urdrreem says. 'And I already was blue.' 14:52, 30 November 2019 Chase McFly

“Me too,” Anti-BFrit says, which shocks us. Anti-BFrit then hammers some bricks on the HBC exterior. 14:55, 30 November 2019 BFrit

I see my anti-self and get scared, but Joey and Skeeter cheer me up. 14:59, 30 November 2019 Views06

Sam I Am gets tired of all the anti-characters, so Guy Am I builds an invention that can take them all back to their universe, and close the portal. 16:02, 1 December 2019 Chase McFly

But their universe is gone, so it doesn’t work. I continue polishing the new walls. 16:07, 1 December 2019 CaptainCape

It turns out the Anti-Characters were transported to a blank universe, which will be known as the Antiverse. 16:09, 1 December 2019 Views06

Anti-BFrit was the first one to explode in the void, so he made the antiverse. 16:10, 1 December 2019 Chase McFly

The Antiverse isn’t their original universe, but a universe where SpongeBob from The Parallel Universe Where All Characters' Personalities Are Different, Or Screwed Up has his secret lair. 16:12, 1 December 2019 Views06

It also turns out, Parallel SpongeBob doesn't hate Views, and instead hates... 16:14, 1 December 2019 BFrit

Skeeter! This makes Skeeter upset. 16:15, 1 December 2019 Views06

Principal of the Thing comes in, and says "No characters from different universes in the halls!" and puts them all in detention. Baldi then tells us all it's time for the class movie! 16:24, 1 December 2019 Chase McFly

We go down to the gym, since that’s where it’s playing. I ask what the movie is. 16:26, 1 December 2019 CaptainCape Rilnoram A creature called the Rilnoram looks at POTT. 'Hey, why wasn't I put in detention?' he asks disappointed. 'I'm from an alternate timeline where evil amphibian creatures and their insane emperor are taking over the Milky Way.' 16:28, 1 December 2019 Chase McFly

Then Shrkjork, who is finishing the detention room, meets a borb. “Your species name is cooler,” The borb says. 16:31, 1 December 2019 Views06

The movie playing is... THE EMOJI MOVIE!!! 16:33, 1 December 2019 CaptainCape

'Well thanks,' Shrkjork says in secret Borb/Birdectalyte language, when the Rilnoram, who is called Scohaix and has his own band in the alternate universe, is sent into detention. 16:33, 1 December 2019 BFrit

Once I find out what movie is playing, I run out of the room. 16:38, 1 December 2019 Chase McFly

“What’s with all the backlash on this film?” I ask Mr. Mortimer. 16:41, 1 December 2019 Views06

Mr. Mortimer yells "KIDS THESE DAYS DON'T APPRECIATE ANYTHING!" and slams his hand on a random desk. Meanwhile, Principal of the Thing shoves ఇ into a blender to make pretzel sticks for the class. It turns out, ఇ is Pretzel Guy's younger brother. He repeatedly tries to escape, but POTT keeps on catching him in an infinite cycle. 17:12, 1 December 2019 CaptainCape

Scohaix somehow escapes from detention and distracts POTT with his saxophone music. 17:18, 1 December 2019 Chase McFly

But P0TT st0ps him. 17:58, 1 December 2019 CaptainCape CRE Ziloa (playable)-1bf0f89f ful

Ziloa From detention, another alien creature appears. He is called Ziloa, and is the president of his species (the Aloruna).

Ziloa politely asks POTT to let Scohaix continue his music. 'He hasn't been able to play since his space station was attacked by the evil amphibian creatures he mentioned earlier,' he says. 19:22, 1 December 2019 Views06

P0TT steps on him, and he dies. 19:25, 1 December 2019 BFrit

I realize that I probably shouldn’t have left the room because of the movie, and go back to watch. 21:46, 1 December 2019 Chase McFly

It turns out there’s a DVD of the NES documentary in its box as well, but we watch this first. I ask Baldi what he thinks of the new Here Boot Camp. 23:18, 1 December 2019 CaptainCape

'It's fine, there's more place to store all my rulers. And the detention room is much bigger!' Baldi replies. 11:12, 2 December 2019 Chase McFly

We all head back to the gym and sit around the huge projector to watch the movie. 11:38, 2 December 2019 CaptainCape

It turns out to be a surprisingly educative Family Guy episode. Turkape points towards Peter Griffin on the screen.

Turkape: 'That man reminds me of Peter Griffin, the evil human who kept my friend Michael Rosen captive!'

Me: 'Erm, that is Peter Griffin. He's a very popular TV show character.'

Turkape: 'What?! And I thought this universe would be nicer and more peaceful than mine...' 19:57, 2 December 2019 Chase McFly

Then the Emoji Movie starts, as the FG episode was a bonus feature. “Did this come out after 2013?” Turkape asks. “I didn’t keep up with Earth films during my 5 years lost in space that molded me into a superhero, I was on Earth, Asino, and Sudlivarg,” 20:01, 2 December 2019 CaptainCape

I respond: 'Yeah, this movie is a pretty recent one. It looks rather kid-friendly unlike - wait, is that a talking smiling poop emoji?!' 20:07, 2 December 2019 Chase McFly

Shadow (the hedgehog) screams.

“Hey, at least you didn’t see ponies,” I congratulate Shadow.

Shadow smacks his forehead, but Rocko pipes in, “My wife Root works in an organization called P.O.N.I.E.S.”

I gasp. “Your wife?”

“Yeah, my wife, director of P.O.N.I.E.S. after Fluttershy, and mother of my child, Rocko Jr., originally a girl named Meerdru, until BFrit (Part of the multiversal superhero trinity with me and our friend Benelux) changed the past,” 20:14, 2 December 2019 RockoRama

"I... I need to do something," I say, leaving the room in a rush. 20:41, 2 December 2019 BFrit

Skeeter and Joey happily watch the movie, giggling. 21:29, 2 December 2019 Chase McFly

"Really like em'ojis, eh?" I ask. "Every'one hates this film," 23:41, 2 December 2019 Views06

Then, Eugene THEEMOJIMOVIEISTHEBESTMOVIEEVERANDDOESNOTSUCK!!!. Krabs says if one more person says something negative about the film, he'll eat them alive, and they will not be recovered until two weeks have passed. 02:54, 3 December 2019 CaptainCape

'Erm, eh, I never said the movie was bad, I just found it strange that there's living talking smiling poop in it,' I say, becoming a bit nervous. 11:26, 3 December 2019 Chase McFly

“Yeah, I really love it,” I say. “Talking emojis rock,” 12:00, 3 December 2019 CaptainCape

'Actually, it's pop, but thanks anyway,' a band called Talking Emojis says. 14:10, 3 December 2019 Beanieboy112 Beanieboy112

"I love emojis," Engene Emoji. Krabs says. 15:29, 3 December 2019 Chase McFly

Then it turns out the members of Talking Emojis are the exact emojis from the film. 16:52, 3 December 2019 BFrit

I say hi to Talking Emojis, then I continue to watch the movie. I’m sitting next to Skeeter and Joey. 19:12, 3 December 2019 Chase McFly

“What’s your favorite part of this movie?” I ask, nudging Views. “Also, I was possessed when I pied you earlier,” 19:26, 3 December 2019 CaptainCape

Turkape is taken to detention for talking too loudly. And there, in detention...

Scohaix: 'Hey long leg guy, what's your name?'

Turkape: 'Turkape. Captain Turkape.'

Scohaix: 'What's that bag on your back?'

Turkape: 'That contains my secret weapon: turkeys to throw at the universe's criminals!'

Scohaix: 'But why turkeys? I found out saxophone work very well against criminals.'

Turkape: 'You see, when I travelled to Earth-'

Scohaix: 'You've been to parallel universe Earth?! Wooooaaaahhhh! I remember it having soldiers and tanks and war spaceships everywhere!'

Turkape: 'We clearly aren't from the same universe.' Edited by CaptainCape    19:55, 3 December 2019 Chase McFly

Then Parallel Universe me laughs. “I’m the reason Turkape is alive. He helped me prepare my spaceship, and I taught him how to master the Turkey skills he learned from Michael. We were a nice unit, me, Michael, Yvonne, and Turkape. Until Peter killed Michael, then I got injured and injected with a drug now that turned me into an evil lunatic. But I’m fine now. Only main enemy Turkape spared,” 20:00, 3 December 2019 BFrit

Back at the movie, Skeeter is telling Joey how he thought emojis were lame before he saw this movie. 16:05, 4 December 2019 CaptainCape

'And until you heard our music,' the Talking Emojis say.

'Uh, we haven't' I say, and the Talking Empjis grab some drums and play their music on it. However, POTT sends the band to detention for disrupting the movie. 16:57, 4 December 2019 BFrit

“Hey, I liked that music!” I say. POTT sends me to detention too. Edited by BFrit    17:03, 4 December 2019 Chase McFly

“Enemies?” An emoji asks as they enter the detention room and see the parallel universe characters.

“Yes, I’ve had several year-long main ones. First there was Nssaisas, then there was Chase, then there was Views, then Klirork, then Rick Griggles, Then Mark Sabine, and finally my own half-brother Pace.” 17:17, 4 December 2019 CaptainCape

'Pace?! An enemy? I would never expect him to do anything like that!' I exclaim.

'Indeed, you wouldn't expect him to. That's his secret weapon! He's the poor Pokey-Meardan crossbreed that grew up in the mountains, nobody would think of him commiting crimes!' Turkape says. 19:47, 4 December 2019 Chase McFly

“How was the movie Cape?” Cade asks. She then grabs a remote control and disables herself. “This is my power, I have a special microchip that allows me to walk or be paralyzed,” 19:50, 4 December 2019 BFrit

Back at the movie, Shadow is asking Violet what her favorite thing about the movie is so far. Edited by BFrit    04:16, 5 December 2019 Views06

Meanwhile, Cheesy is creating a clone of Benelux, called "Aenelux".

Aenelux has no mental disorders, and is much nicer due to the fact he can't express anger. He survives off of eating other Benelux clones. 04:19, 5 December 2019 Chase McFly

Aenelux decides to eat Jeremy first, but I keep my eyes glued on the movie. 11:27, 5 December 2019 BFrit

I get dismissed from detention, and when I get back to the room, I see that Skeeter and Joey saved my seat. "Thanks, guys!" I say. 13:15, 5 December 2019 Chase McFly

I end up sneaking to detention, where I meet my counterpart with his beard and eyepatch. I ask how he got like that, but he then goes on a long rant about how he went rogue with Turkape, Meerdru, and Yvonne after Michael’s death. 13:20, 5 December 2019 Views06

Meanwhile back in the gym, Shadow (hedgehog) kills me for the third time in a row. 18:17, 5 December 2019 RockoRama

(Please stop with this. It's not funny.)

Mark Sabine places a jar of marmalade on a treadmill to see what happens. Inevitably it just goes off the end and smashes. 18:35, 5 December 2019 Views06

Mr. Mortimer then beats Mark Sabine up for disrupting the movie. 19:21, 5 December 2019 BFrit

I show Skeeter the autograph I got from Talking Emojis while I was in detention. 19:24, 5 December 2019 Chase McFly

Then, we go to our bunks to sleep since the rest of our classes are canceled. 19:52, 5 December 2019 Views06

We try to sleep, but Red M&M blasts Filler Night. 05:37, 6 December 2019 ReturnOfIsaac

FILLER NI- 17:37, 6 December 2019