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Chase McFly Following Never Ending Story Chapter 7 Part 3: The Magic Hat's Wrath Chase McFly

The story is long, don't skip to the end, 'cause there never will be!

Now that we're out of Windows1339, we find the Magic Hat has returned, committing nefarious deeds, like reforming the Incidental cult, removing superpowers, and spreading the snowman virus. We must find a way to stop him.

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Edited by Chase McFly    22:18, 1 June 2020

SirBenelux

Looking forward to this part. 11:45, 25 May 2020 Chase McFly Start!

“This carrot nose is quite bothersome,” I say, peering through the submarine’s back window even though I’m stuck in a microwave. We’re under water, and the Magic Hat is asleep at the wheel. 14:37, 28 May 2020 CaptainCape

'I didn't know top hats needed sleep,' I say. 'Well, now I think of it, nothing at all here makes sense, soooo...' 14:58, 28 May 2020 Chase McFly Suddenly, the submarine skids to a halt. I look for the familiar sign to Bikini Bottom, but instead, it's "Everyone Shall Burn Even Worse Because Our Rules Are Even Meaner City, or "Esbewboraem City" for short. 16:21, 28 May 2020 SirBenelux

The sign reads:

EVERYONE SHALL BURN EVEN WORSE BECAUSE OUR RULES ARE EVEN MEANER CITY

Welcome - not!

Population: None of your business 18:57, 28 May 2020 Chase McFly The Magic Hat stops the submarine. "Wake up and get out of the microwaves, morons. I've brought you to..." He smirks. "Paradise," 19:00, 28 May 2020 SirBenelux

"I know he's lying..." I say in my thoughts. "I think this is some kind of trap. If he's saying that it's paradise, and everyone else is buying it, then I'd not be fooled."

"I've got my eye on you, Magic Brat..." I say out loud. Then we all get out of the submarine, murmuring about paradise when... Edited by SirBenelux    19:04, 28 May 2020 Chase McFly The Magic Hat leaps on top of the head of a random fish, and the fish runs away, possessed.

"We have to go after that fish..." I say. "This is really bad," 19:07, 28 May 2020 CaptainCape

'Paradise? That was an odd way to pronounce "hellish dystopia",' I remark as I look around the city. 19:13, 28 May 2020 Chase McFly "I agree with you Cape," I say. Many of the uniformed fish are demanding about 50 percent of the buildings in town be wrecked, and a sign is being hammered that reads, "No communicating with others in any way that is remotely fun, unless you're in the seedy, dilapidated part of town!" Edited by Chase McFly    19:18, 28 May 2020 SirBenelux

I see another sign. It reads:

"The Magic Hat is our king now, and Incidental 1 has been demoted to the king's second in-command, so don't screw up!"

"Man, that's creepy." I say. We then go after the fish with the Magic Hat. 19:42, 28 May 2020 Chase McFly Then, some fish walk out of a hospital, all wearing the same face mask.

"Oh, don't mind them," Incidental 40 laughs. "Hey, you guys look kinda familliar. You new here? We have a lot of rules y'all had better follow." 19:52, 28 May 2020 SirBenelux

"I'm SirIncidental, and these are my Incidental Scouts." I say.

"Oh, really?" Incidental 40 says. "Well, why didn't you say so? You were part of us earlier. We've got a lot of touring to do before you can enjoy--" He finds that we were gone. "Nobody ever listens to me..." He mutters. We continue going after the Magic Hat fish. 10:07, 29 May 2020 CaptainCape

We run past a few buildings that appear to be split in half. Next to them is yet another sign, reading: 'Ignore these stubs for now, they will be merged soon™! We promise!' 10:19, 29 May 2020 Chase McFly "Uh oh, guys, I can't see anything," I say, and my eyes have somehow become coal. 11:59, 29 May 2020 CaptainCape

I suddenly notice that one my spikes became a cucumber. 'What is this thing with people's body parts randomly turning into different stuff?' I yell. 14:01, 29 May 2020 Chase McFly “I think The Magic Hat cursed us. Didn’t ESB have a Pokey-Eye (and others) resistance last time?” I ask. 14:03, 29 May 2020 CaptainCape

'Yeah, Pace was part of it,' I remember. 'But I don't think it'll be easy to find the rebels - after all, they're supposed to stay hidden.' 16:16, 29 May 2020 Chase McFly "Or maybe," I realize. "We can get to a hospital and see why I have coal eyes, a carrot nose, and stick arms!" 17:10, 29 May 2020 CaptainCape

'Good idea,' I say. 'Wait, where even IS the hospital? I only see dystopian ravaged buildings around here!' 09:41, 30 May 2020 Chase McFly Incidental 158 arrives. "The hospital is at the bottom of The Magic Hat's courthouse," 11:57, 30 May 2020 ReturnOfIsaac

While I158 says that, Wesley is just screaming at GS, who is now a flipping pumpkin. "I just became a pumpkin, my dudes." he proudly says. "I'M PUMPKIN STARRY!!!" 15:39, 30 May 2020 Chase McFly "It's probably due to the Magic Hat's curse," I explain. "Uh, where is the courthouse?" Suddenly, I feel a trash can and pull out a sign reading "All communications devices will be confiscated." But I can't see it. 15:48, 30 May 2020 CaptainCape

'Communication devices?' I exclaim after reading the sign. 'So we can't even have a phone in here? Geez, they DID become even meaner!' 16:17, 30 May 2020 Chase McFly "This just in," The Magic Hat reports on the television. "The whole town will very slowly be replaced by a modern and much worse version we're constructing elsewhere, though everything will be "transferred", it will also be transformed, and this town will be torn down to make way for its replacement." 16:21, 30 May 2020 SirBenelux

"This is starting to become like one of those communist countries." Cape says.

"Let's not chit chat, let's just go to the hopsital and--" I say, before stumbling upon another sign. It reads:

"Anything related to SpongeBob is banned in this area, except for mentioning or appearance of the Incidentals." Edited by SirBenelux    17:19, 30 May 2020 Chase McFly "Well, this is even worse than the old Everyone Shall Burn!" I groan, hitting my icy forehead with my stick arms. "Where the heck is the Tidal Zone when you need it..." 17:26, 30 May 2020 SirBenelux

Incidental 73 then puts a new sign saying: "The Tidal Zone is illegal in this area. In order to make magical events happen, there's no one in the city who can help you, other magic is banned too."

Suddenly, Chase's hair becomes a top hat. Edited by SirBenelux    08:50, 1 June 2020 Chase McFly Meanwhile, The Magic Hat is hoarding the magic all to himself, since he's ruling as King. He even has free access to every Tidal Zone. 17:45, 30 May 2020 SirBenelux

Incidental 16 then comes. "What can I do for you, your royal highness?"

"Um... Go clean my cat's litterbox." the Magic Hat says.

"But that's gross!" Incidental 16 says.

"I don't care if it's gross or not!" the Magic Hat says. "Complaining about servant work is illegal! Guards, take him away!" 17:53, 30 May 2020 Chase McFly The guards toss Incidental 16 in jail. The Magic Hat then travels into the Tidal Zones, looking for more things to use on ESBEWBORAEM citizens. 18:09, 30 May 2020 CaptainCape

He sees a bunch of purple three-eyed horseflies, who were once controlled by Epac. The Magic Hat scribbles 'ban being purple or having three eyes' on a piece of paper. 19:36, 30 May 2020 Chase McFly Unfortunately, Weirdtalon is purple, so he has to leave us. My whole body is now white and my head becomes round. I try to talk, but I can't because my mouth is just lumps of coal. Instead, I write with a stick, "We need to find a safe way to break in that won't get us too much attention." 19:41, 30 May 2020 CaptainCape

'Maybe we can - ' I begin, but I'm interrupted by an Incidental with a megaphone yelling 'All people who buy, sell, use or manufacture liquid stone will be thrown in jail!'

'Damn, that Magic Hat can read my thoughts,' I mutter. 09:02, 31 May 2020 Chase McFly Suddenly, the Cheesecake SUV appears. This time, however, it doesn't look happy. "I can blow you to the hospital if you want. No using food items in ways that aren't eating, but they can't take my superpowers." 11:36, 31 May 2020 SirBenelux

Which leads us to another rule: "No using food items in ways that aren't eating. Also no junk food." A climax to all these rules is: "Any violation of these rules will result in a lifetime jail sentence."

"DAMN THESE STUPI...dly handsome fish!" I try to yell, but I tone down my voice since talking in caps and insulting the Incidentals or their leader are also illegal. Edited by SirBenelux    11:42, 31 May 2020 Chase McFly Suddenly, Cheese Crocker tenses up. "Uh, guys, does that mean..." Some Incidentals see him, and run over with forks.

"Come on," Michael Rosen sighs. "Don't eat cheese with a fork!"

"Uh..." I say, as my jacket, vest, shirt, and undershirt fall off, revealing the middle part of my body is round with three coal buttons.

"On it," Cheesecake SUV says, and he blows me to the hospital. "Who's next?" Edited by Chase McFly    11:47, 31 May 2020 SirBenelux

Unfortunately, Cheese Crocker is made of protein, so the Incidentals go away.

"Seriously?" I say. "What kind of junk foods are illegal?"

Incidental 21 then gives me a list of foods that aren't allowed. Those foods are candy, desserts, pastries, potato chips, and other foods that are full of fat. 11:47, 31 May 2020 CaptainCape

'Well, at least wallaby cupcakes are banned here,' I say. 'I'm still a bit scared of them after all the mind-control stuff at that prom, two chapters earlier.'

Suddenly, a sign pops up in front of us. 'No eating crabs if you are a starfish, and no interdimensional fleas allowed!' 11:51, 31 May 2020 Chase McFly Meanwhile, at the courthouse...

The Tidal Zone crew are the ones The Magic Hat employed at the hospital. Squidabeth sees me, then puts me on a bed in the basement. She turns to Barry Blobfish. "It's the Snowman Virus!" 11:55, 31 May 2020 SirBenelux

"We need to get him to the ER!" Barry says. Nosferatu then roars like a lion after seeing Chase with the Snowman Virus, which causes everyone at the hospital to be deaf. However, this only lasts for a minute, and everyone is back to normal. 11:58, 31 May 2020 Chase McFly "The ER" turns out to be a modified form of the Tidal Zone RV from Tidal Zone 666. And it turns out that it is now sentient. "There is a cure, but it is very far away, on the remains of the planet Countryball." The RV says to me.

I quickly call the others. "I have the snowman virus!" Edited by Chase McFly    12:02, 31 May 2020 SirBenelux

We all shout: "Chase has the Snowman Virus?"

"Yeah," Chase says, on all of our phones. "The Tidal Zone RV told me there is a cure to the virus, but it's located very far away, on the remains of the planet Countryball."

"Okay, Chase. We're on it." we say. Edited by SirBenelux    12:16, 31 May 2020 Chase McFly The RV then takes me out of the hospital, and drives me back to the others.

"Hop in!" The RV exclaims. "We have to escape fast..." 12:15, 31 May 2020 SirBenelux

"Hold up!" a border guard, better known as Incidental 118, says.

"Oh, come on!" the RV says.

"Sorry," the border guard says. "But you can't exit city boundaries without license and registration, same with entering city boundaries." Edited by SirBenelux    08:53, 1 June 2020 Chase McFly "I do have a license and registration," The RV says, before casting a magic spell on the guard, so he lets us by. Then, we're off, to find my cure. 12:18, 31 May 2020 CaptainCape

'It feels weird to talk to a car... Anyways, how do we get to Countryball?' I ask the RV. 12:24, 31 May 2020 This reply has been removed Chase McFly “Well, first, I turn on my rockets,” the RV says, as rockets replace its wheels. “Then, I adjust my system to fly me towards red dwarf stars, as Vezz, which the remains of Countryball and the ravaged planet Umbrella revolve around, is a red dwarf star.” Edited by Chase McFly    12:29, 31 May 2020 CaptainCape

'Wow, I didn't know you could fly to other planets!' I say. I then buckle my seatbelt. 12:43, 31 May 2020 Chase McFly “Learn a new thing every day,” The RV laughs. “Everyone ready? 1, 2, 3...” It heads into the sky. 12:50, 31 May 2020 CaptainCape

I look at ESBEWBORAEM City from the window. 'Will the Incidentals ever know that we're up here, laughing at them and ttheir stupid rules?' I wonder. 12:53, 31 May 2020 SirBenelux

"Don't worry, they'll never know." the RV says.

Meanwhile, at the ESBEWBORAEMC Commmand Center, the Incidentals have found us at the ruins of Countryball. 12:57, 31 May 2020 CaptainCape

'They do not have permission to leave,' Incidental 2, who works at the Command Center, says in a creepy, monotone voice. 13:04, 31 May 2020 Chase McFly "The cure should be somewhere," The RV says as we land. "We need some adequate disguises. Only Benelux here fits in." 13:11, 31 May 2020 CaptainCape

I disguise myself as a countryball by folding up my legs. 'Do I look enough like Gravildusball now?' I ask the RV. 13:16, 31 May 2020 Chase McFly "Looks fine," The RV says.

"Benelux, is that you?" Mrs. Alenelux asks. 13:20, 31 May 2020 SirBenelux

"Yes, but I'm his doppelganger. We may look alike, but we're not related." I say. "I come from a different place, the NES Universe." Edited by Chase McFly    16:43, 6 September 2020 Chase McFly "Oh, okay," Mrs. Alenelux says. "You know, this reminds me of when my Benelux came here and asked for some of the Runelux we use to keep ourselves alive, though he had his friend Talia engineer more. Runelux is able to cure any kind of illness. What brings you guys here?" 13:24, 31 May 2020 CaptainCape

'Our friend Chase is infected by the Snowman Virus. Could we please have some Runelux to cure him?' I ask Mrs. Alenelux. 16:12, 31 May 2020 Chase McFly "Of course, of course," Mrs. Alenelux says. "But first, you must go through some trials. People aren't just worthy of it right off the bat, you know." 16:13, 31 May 2020 CaptainCape

'I understand, magical cures for all diseases are probably pretty valuable,' I say. 'Anyways, what is the first trial?' 16:19, 31 May 2020 Chase McFly Mrs. Alenelux smiles. "You must type up an essay about why you wish to use it, and you cannot include the words pony, clown, seed, card, conqueror, dark, countryball, or box. Perfect spelling." 16:26, 31 May 2020 SirBenelux

"I've finished my essay!" I say.

"Already?" Alenelux says. "Let me take a look."

My essay says:

"We wish to use the Runelux, because we need it to cure Chase's snowman virus. We think it is also useful to defeat the Magic Hat and his army." 16:39, 31 May 2020 Chase McFly "Good," Alenelux replies. She looks over at Cape. "Stop shuddering in fear at the keyboard." 16:46, 31 May 2020 CaptainCape

'Sorry, I can't help it. I know I need to control my fears but I can't,' I mutter. 'Anyways... can we go to trial 2 now? I can't stand being near that keyboard.' 19:18, 31 May 2020 SirBenelux

"Okay." Alenelux says. We then go to the second trial.

Meanwhile...

The Magic Hat is sending Incidentals 1-15 and 17-18 to the ruins of Countryball.

"Now, your mission is to prevent our "visitors" from defeating me with that Runelux thingy, by capturing them!" the MH (Magic Hat) says.

"Sir, you do know what Runelux is." Incidental 116, ESBEWBORAEMC's resident scientist, says.

"No, I have not, and I do not wish to hear about it!" the MH says. "Now, go, go, go! You need to get to that Countryball planet!" Edited by SirBenelux    08:55, 1 June 2020 CaptainCape

The Incidentals quickly go outside before the Magic Hat becomes even angrier.

Incidental 14: 'Okay, how do we get to that planet?'

Incidental 7: 'How about we use a spaceship?'

Incidental 4 points at a metal sign reading 'All spaceships will be confiscated'. 10:08, 1 June 2020 Chase McFly "Uh oh..." Incidental 7 says. She is suffering the same symptoms as me and has a carrot nose. 11:41, 1 June 2020 CaptainCape

'We need to take her to the hospital!' Incidental 16 says.

'No, we have to vote about that first!' Incidental 4 responds. He shows another metal sign reading 'Don't ever do anything important if you haven't voted about it'. 13:09, 1 June 2020 Chase McFly Everyone votes, but there is an even number of opposes and supports. TMH himself will have to even out the vote, so like a drone, Incidental 14 goes to him and says, "Your royal highness, a conflict has erupted with the snowman virus and we would like your feedback." 13:12, 1 June 2020 CaptainCape

'Who is infected? Some tourist?' the Magic Hat asks.

'No, your Royal Hatness, Incidental 7 caught the virus,' Incidental 14 says. 13:18, 1 June 2020 Chase McFly "Support. Please put her in the hospital, I say. The Incidentals are allowed to have social treatment if desired." The Magic Hat says. "I'll continue to spy on the rebels, I have a plan to trick them." 13:22, 1 June 2020 CaptainCape

Meanwhile, at Countryball...

'Okay, so what's the next trial?' I ask Mrs. Alenelux.

'You'll have to prepare mushroom balls, and deliver them to the family of the giants!' she replies. 13:50, 1 June 2020 Chase McFly “Well, that’s convenient,” Foury says. She cooks the mushroom balls and takes them to the giant countryballs. They look really appetizing, but Foury has to resist it. 13:56, 1 June 2020 CaptainCape

The neighbors of the giant countryballs, the Ghost Bird Countryballs, look disapprovingly at the cooked mushroom countryballs. 'Yuck, why do countryballs eat each other at times?' one of them asks. 14:01, 1 June 2020 Chase McFly "Beause we are inherently cannibals," Benelux explains, nibbling on chocolate countryball snacks. Edited by Chase McFly    14:43, 1 June 2020 CaptainCape

'Come on, let's move back to Planet Umbrella,' another Ghost Bird Countryball mutters while backing away from Foury and the mushroom countryballs. 15:00, 1 June 2020 Chase McFly Quickly, BFrit spots a cavern entrance, and his antenna starts shaking. "Guys, do you smell that? It smells like every smell I've ever smelled..." 15:03, 1 June 2020 SirBenelux

Suddenly, a countryball resembling Romaniaball but with shades (sunglasses) appears.

"Hey guys!" the countryball says. "I'm BainTheCool, and I see Benelux, a close friend of mine from the Polandball Wiki."

"I have met Bain before I met you guys." I say. "We've got into a lot of arguments."

"That's right, but we both got over it, personally." Bain says.

"Bain is an admin of the Polandball Wiki." I say, Edited by SirBenelux    18:14, 1 June 2020 This reply has been removed CaptainCape

'Hello Bain, nice to meet you!' I say. 'I'm Captain Cape Kragils, but you can call me Cape. Do you know anything about this odd cavern?' 18:18, 1 June 2020 SirBenelux

"Not really, but I was exploring this planet." Bain says. "I'm doing research with the Polandball Wiki staff on this old planet. I will uncover all of its secrets, mysteries, history." Edited by SirBenelux    18:21, 1 June 2020 Chase McFly "Very cool, even though this is the only city left," B Frit says. "We're gonna cure our friend with the Runelux." He takes me out. I am unable to move, see, or hear, but I know I'm there. I have now turned into a snowman externally, though I'm unaware of this. 18:23, 1 June 2020 CaptainCape

'Wow, that's a nice snowman!' Bain says.

'That's not a snowman, that's our friend Chase. He has the Snowman Virus,' I explain. 18:29, 1 June 2020 Chase McFly "Oh, I've heard of the Snowman virus in my research," Bain replies, before looking over at B Frit. "Runelux is also called the Rock of Polandball or The Green Grammatical. It is a mythical cure-all, and you're saying it's in these caverns? Should I help you look?" 18:36, 1 June 2020 CaptainCape

'We're not sure if it's in the cavern,' I say. 'All we know is that it's somewhere on this planet, and that this cavern smells odd.' 10:00, 2 June 2020 Chase McFly "Insects are very good with smells," Shadow laughs, having appeared from nowhere. "I installed a Magic Hat tracker so we can find where he is," 11:38, 2 June 2020 ReturnOfIsaac

"Okay, that's cool," GS tries to say, now having teeth made of toothpicks. 11:57, 2 June 2020 SirBenelux

"Speaking of which, I wonder how the Incidentals are doing..." I say.

Meanwhile...

Incidentals 1-6, 8-15, and 17-18 are using jetpacks to get to Countryball.

"Man, our boss forcing us to use jetpacks really went on my nerves." Incidental 6 says. "Chocolate would've gave me a boost, but it's banned."

"Oh, will you forget about chocolate already?" Incidental 1 says. "My leg is starting to sore after all this space travel."

"Hey Horace--" Incidental 8 says, but Incidental 1 says: "Don't you dare call him that! The rules state that Incidentals must only be called by "Incidental [number]"! But, boy, do I hate these rules..." Everyone then glares at him, causing I1 to say "...of North Korea!" since complaining about ESBEWBOREAMC rules is illegal.

"So, um, Incidental 18, how much galaxies are left till we get to that planet?" I8 says.

"Um, about... 45 million galaxies away." I18 says.

"45 million?" I8 says. She then moans. Edited by SirBenelux    12:12, 2 June 2020 Chase McFly It turns out The Magic Hat went to the Loud House to combine with Luan yet again so he can terrorize more cities. 12:06, 2 June 2020 SirBenelux

For example, Royal Woods, Hazeltucky, Huntington Oaks, Beaverton, Great Lakes City, and...

Detroit! 12:07, 2 June 2020 Chase McFly "Let's break into the cavern!" B Frit says. "Uh, kinda dark. Maybe only some of us should go in." 12:29, 2 June 2020 SirBenelux

"Which reminds me," Alenelux says. "The third and final trial involves spelunking. You must go into that cave and find the Runelux. But be careful, there are a few spoops in there that might distract you. Now, who should go into the cave?"

"I will do it." Bain says. "But I need a wingman. Anyone up for the wingman position?"

We all walk away from Shadow. "I'll be your wingman. Shadows are my thing!" Shadow says.

"Good thing he's not Rocko's mascot." I mutter, since the Shadow that appeared with us is from the Sonic franchise. 12:39, 2 June 2020 Chase McFly The other Shadow returns, since he's the insect with the good sense of smell, and he was on Shadow's back. Shadow the Ant decides to join Shadow the Hedgehog and Bain into the cave. Meanwhile, I realize I can still move my stick arm and do sign language to say, "Let's hope the virus doesn't spread." 12:43, 2 June 2020 CaptainCape

I happen to understand sign language. 'I agree, I don't want me or anyone else here to turn into snowmen,' I reply. Edited by CaptainCape    13:06, 2 June 2020 Chase McFly Shadow, Shadow, and Bain venture deep into the cave, and the ant smells something that must be Runelux. However, a wild beast appears and starts to attack. 13:08, 2 June 2020 CaptainCape

Bain tries to scare the beast by bouncing at it, but it doesn't work and the three friends have to escape from the cave. 13:45, 2 June 2020 Chase McFly Suddenly, the Runelux explodes the cave. A piece hits me, and I go back to normal, but a snowman jumps around behind me and flies towards Earth. 13:48, 2 June 2020 CaptainCape

'Hey, those countryballs never told us that Runelux could spontaneously explode!' I say angrily. 15:37, 2 June 2020 Chase McFly "Yeah, well, now I think things just got even worse!" I say. "The snowman headed for Earth! Does anyone have a ship back? We have to stop it!" 15:42, 2 June 2020 CaptainCape

'Wait a second, I can call my own spaceship with this remote control!' I realize and I show everyone a remote control. I press a big red button on it to summon the ship. 15:49, 2 June 2020 Chase McFly We get in Cape's ship, and it speeds through hyperspace back to Earth...in the Circus Server of the salvaged Discordville, where everyone is now a snowman. 15:53, 2 June 2020 CaptainCape

I sit down and watch the act. 'Whew, watching snowmen just sit there and melt is really boring,' I sigh. 16:15, 2 June 2020 Chase McFly "We need even more Runelux," I say. "Luckily, I have it inside me and I think I can use its powers. But there's a lot of people." 16:34, 2 June 2020 CaptainCape

'I could use the good old art of begging for some Runelux while trying to look as sad and pitiful as possible,' I say. 'It always works... well, most of the time.' 19:05, 2 June 2020 Chase McFly "You do that, Cape," I say.

"Hey, help!" a voice screams. It appears to be Luan Loud. "I can't find Lincoln. I think he was last in Bikini Bottom?" 19:07, 2 June 2020 CaptainCape

I look at Luan in the most sad and pitiful way I can. 'P-Please help me g-getting some Runelux for my f-friends, I'm so sad and p-pitiful!' 19:14, 2 June 2020 Chase McFly "Of course, "Luan" responds. She then clones the shard of Runelux in my body many times, before throwing it at Cape, causing various Cape clones to materialize. 19:17, 2 June 2020 CaptainCape

I suddenly see one of my clones creating free ice cream with his godly powers. 'Hey! That's MY privilege!' I shout as I run towards the clone. However, I get lost within the group of clones, and nobody knows hich of them is the real me anymore. 10:07, 3 June 2020 Chase McFly I decide to find the real Cape by dangling keyboards in front of each of them, as when you're cloned, each clone has a different personality. 11:34, 3 June 2020 SirBenelux

That's a similar effect to Clone Bread. Meanwhile...

The Incidentals have found Countryball, only to find that we are not there anymore.

"We came all this way...for nothing!?!?" I1 says, angrily. Then, the Magic Hat says on I1's watch that we're in Discordville. 11:59, 3 June 2020 Chase McFly The snowmen and Cape clones replace the entire U.S. government. 12:10, 3 June 2020 SirBenelux

The Incidentals then fly all the way back to Earth with their jetpacks. "This is gonna take a while." I9 says. 13:11, 3 June 2020 Chase McFly The Incidentals go to the Cape clones to find the real Cape, who is miles away in a volcano under piles of ice cream. 13:50, 3 June 2020 CaptainCape

'Such a waste of ice cream,' I say as I watch all the ice cream around me melt due to the volcano's heat. 'Epac would've loved to see me stuck in a volcano...' 13:59, 3 June 2020 SirBenelux

It turns out that the Incidentals are disobeying the Magic Hat, because doing heroic acts and helping the Magic Hat's/Incidentals' enemy is illegal in ESBEWBOREAMC, but they don't seem to realize that. (The Magic Hat getting mad at the Incidentals for disobeying him will be later) Edited by SirBenelux    14:06, 3 June 2020 Chase McFly I join Cape in the volcano, eating the melting ice cream. "We need to keep the real you safe from your crazy clones you took over the country," I explain, as Foury and Benelux jump in too. 14:42, 3 June 2020 CaptainCape

'Wait a second... They took control of the country?!' I exclaim. 'Well, they'd probably ban keyboards and watermelons, which isn't that bad. But they'd probably wreak havoc...' 14:47, 3 June 2020 Chase McFly Then, a snowman Pokey-Eye War breaks out. 15:01, 3 June 2020 CaptainCape

I watch an army of Pokey-Eyes armed with flamethrowers march into a snowman neighborhood, while the snowmen are preparing watermelon cannons. When I see the watermelon cannons, I quickly hide in a puddle of molten ice cream. 15:14, 3 June 2020 Chase McFly The Magic Hat has been watching all of this on his security camera, still in Luan's body. He jumps out and shapeshifts to look like the person he was before he split his soul into horcruxes and became a hat. "My name is Tim Tachigmae," The Magic Hat laughs devilishly. 15:21, 3 June 2020 SirBenelux Capture The snowmen are fighting against the Cape clones, and the US is split into half; the west side is controlled by the snowmen, because it's colder there, while the east is controlled by the Cape clones. The volcano we are hiding in is located in Richmond Island, where NES City is located. It is in the northeast of Bibendumium. Edited by SirBenelux    15:37, 3 June 2020 Chase McFly Then, the volcano erupts, and we are shot out. The Magic Hat, as Tim, saves us and puts us in his plane. 15:36, 3 June 2020 CaptainCape

'Thank you, Mr. Tachigmae!' I say. 'How did you know we were in that volcano below all that melting ice cream?' 15:49, 3 June 2020 Chase McFly "It was a complete coincidence," TMH says. "It's so nice to meet all of you. I'll fly you to where I have a Clone Destructor that can destroy the snowmen too. Let's watch an in-flight movie. Planet of the M&Ms, Cheese Wars, The NESian Candidate, The Wizard of Windows, Cheese Trek, or Incidental to the Future?" 15:52, 3 June 2020 CaptainCape

'Hmmm... No Escape from Ho-Sis? I guess it's The Wizard of Windows then,' I say. 'I don't think that movie has keyboards in it, does it?' 15:59, 3 June 2020 SirBenelux

"I have an idea!" Foury says. "How about we watch every single episode of BFDI and its sequels!" 16:01, 3 June 2020 Chase McFly "No thanks," TMH says, sliding in a DVD of The Wizard of Windows. The film follows a Pokey-Eye named Cape, who is sucked into a tornado and transported to the magical land of Windows, along with his pet, Shrkjork. The Discordbots of Discordville welcome him with a song and thank him for crushing "The Wicked Gussiberg of the East". He goes down the "Yellow Cheese Road," before coming across a countrycrow, a tin man that looks like me, and a cowardly number. The 4 of them must find the Magic Hat of Windows to restore everything to normal. Before we get to the scene where they go to confront the Magic Hat, I ask the others what they think of the film. 16:09, 3 June 2020 SirBenelux

I say it's so far, so good. Then I ask Tachigmae what did he think of the movie.

"Well, I didn't watch it, I was busy taking you back to my hellish-- er, I mean, happy lands!" Tachigmae says.

"Something's fishy about that Tachigmae guy." I say, in my thoughts. Edited by SirBenelux    16:21, 3 June 2020 CaptainCape

'I like the movie! I love how happy and vibrant the environment is. That Shrkjork guy looks familiar, though... Who's his actor?' I ask. 16:19, 3 June 2020 Chase McFly "Oh, Epac told me to keep this a secret, but after your family sold Shrkjork, he became a movie star," I explain. "And that tin guy is funny!"

"Tim" presses play again. "So, you fools made it," The Magic Hat of Windows says, and to my shock, he doesn't look like TMH at all, but like Tim, the human standing before us.

"Can I go home, please?" Cape asks. "And can Tin Chase have a heart, Scarelux have a brain, and Cowardly Foury have courage?"

"If you find a good anagram of my name with the I'm, you shall," The Tim in the film says.

The characters get to work anagramming I'm The Magic Hat in the air with wands.

"I'm The Magic Hat. I'm T Magic Hat he. Tim Tmagichahe. Tim Tagicahem. Tim Tacicaemg. Tim Tachicaemg. Tim Tachigaem. Tim Tachigmae!" Cape says.

"Perfect," The Magic Hat in the film says, before giving everyone what they want and whishing Cape and Shrjork away. He then imprisons the other three and laughs evilly, ending the film. 16:31, 3 June 2020 CaptainCape

'Wait a second... That's... YOU TRAITOR!' I yell at "Tim" as I realize what the end of the movie truly means. 18:30, 3 June 2020 Chase McFly "Glad you figured it out, maybe you're not as moronic as I thought!" The Magic Hat laughs as he reverts to hat form. He then opens the floor of the airplane, including the parts where our seats are. Me, Cape, Foury, Benelux, Eye, Bain, and Weirdtalon fall through it, still in our seats. "Have fun, you won't die," The Magic Hat smiles. "It's a special mattress provided by me on a random island in the middle of the ocean several thousand miles away from any kind of civilization! I want a happy and peaceful death for my foes!" 18:56, 3 June 2020 CaptainCape

Weirdtalon manages to slow down the fall of his seat by madly flapping his wings. 19:11, 3 June 2020 SirBenelux

We do the same by drinking a potion that will give us wings, and we all flap them to slow down the fall of our seats. 19:41, 3 June 2020 Chase McFly Then, The Magic Hat flies away and drops a bomb. The bomb almost falls to the ground, but the LoJ arrives to stop it. Edited by Chase McFly    12:11, 4 June 2020 CaptainCape

Scohaix is using a pair of mechanical wings to fly towards our falling seats. 'Hey, are you guys alright?' he asks.

'We're literally falling from the air, I hope you can see that we're not alright!' I say, still angry. 09:57, 4 June 2020 This reply has been removed Chase McFly Once we've landed on the island, Scohaix reveals he lost his guitar. The other Benelux and Luxovo say they don't appear to have their superpowers either, and all may be stranded here, since wings don't give much of an advantage. 12:06, 4 June 2020 CaptainCape

'At least we know about the Magic Hat's identity as Tim Tachigmae now,' I say. 'Shame that he ruined such a great movie like The Wizard of Windows.' 13:36, 4 June 2020 Chase McFly "He tricked you guys too, I see," Scohaix says. "Hopefully, if any of you have superpowers, he hasn't stolen them. He's stolen all of ours." He points out B Frit, who is running in circles trying to get faster.

"I need no powers!" Weirdtalon says. 'I can just fly and see where The Magic Hat took my brethren!" 13:40, 4 June 2020 CaptainCape

'Great idea, Weirdtalon!' I say. 'Maybe we can see why the Magic Hat stole the superpowers of the League of Justice too. Could I have a ride?' 14:00, 4 June 2020 Chase McFly “I don’t think I can fit all 13 of you on my back,” Weirdtalon says. “I’ll fly one at a time across the ocean, searching for any other land TMH could be on. Who first?” 14:39, 4 June 2020 CaptainCape

Scohaix wants to go first. 'Could I have a ride, please?' he asks Weirdtalon. 'Okay then,' Weirdtalon says, and Scohaix climbs onto the hippogriff's back. 14:49, 4 June 2020 Chase McFly Weirdtalon and Scohaix fly for a while, when Weirdtalon sees his fellow half-eagles tied up on an island over a fire. Weirdtalon quickly goes to untie them with his talons, and asks where TMH went and how long they've been tied up. 14:54, 4 June 2020 CaptainCape

'We didn't see where that pile of magic fabric went, but we were already here for a few days,' Stormbeak explains.

'I was so scared that we'd die!' Cape Jr. says. 'And I want to grow older than Cape - after all, I'm the one who inherits his spaceship and the farm!' 14:58, 4 June 2020 Chase McFly "Just because you're the oldest..." Weirdtalon grunts. "Anyways, we're gonna take you to where the others are. This is Scohaix, he's from Earth-Gravildus-Batorok and usually has a guitar, but The Magic Hat stole it." 15:01, 4 June 2020 CaptainCape

'That stupid hat lunatic!' Curlyfeather exclaims. 'Let's go!' The pack of griffins and hippogriffs flies away and Scohaix enjoys the ride. 15:11, 4 June 2020 Chase McFly The Magic Hat comes out of a cave on the island where the hippogriffs and griffins were, and superspeeds, uses Meerdrru's fighting skills, generates free ice cream, puts out the fire (revealing Scohaix's guitar as the firepit), shapeshifts like Bill, flies while using Benelux and Luxovo's respective laser vision and ice breath, and carresses Cheese Crocker's gadgetry. Edited by Chase McFly    15:26, 4 June 2020 CaptainCape

'Noooo!! Chordy!' Scohaix shouts as he runs towards the burnt guitar.

'Did he seriously just call his guitar... Chordy?' Leo Haliaeetus asks the other griffins and hippogriffs. 15:22, 4 June 2020 Chase McFly After the hippogriffs and griffins land (with the mourning Scohaix in tow), I ask Cape for some ice cream, but he can't make any. B Frit keeps running around slowly in circles, and Luxovo hits the ground and bounces for a second instead of flying when she jumps from a tree. Meerdrru has forgotten how to fight, and is screaming as she tries to remember. Bill realizes he is trapped as an umbrella for the moment. Cheese Crocker decides to try a coconut. 15:29, 4 June 2020 CaptainCape

'I think we need to find a different means of transport,' I say as I notice that all the griffins and hippogriffs are exhausted and scared of the Magic Hat. 'I'll explore the island if that's okay.' 15:49, 4 June 2020 Chase McFly "I'll come too, Cape," I say, and we go looking through the forest, when suddenly, we find something amazing. It appears to be the bow of an old boat, and it's covered in hieroglypics. The hioglyphis look like some kind of stripesless candy cane thing, a semi-circle with something that looks like a snail shell, a blocky flipped on its side G, and the first two symbols again. 15:55, 4 June 2020 CaptainCape

I decide to explore the ship. 'Hey, look at this!' I say after a while. 'It seems to be a chest filled with shrunken heads.' 16:04, 4 June 2020 Chase McFly "That's really cool," I say, as I lift the deck of the ship up out of the mud. "Hmmm, rather dirty. Larger than I expected. Let's leave for now and ask Weirdtalon to carry it to the beach so we can repair it." Edited by Chase McFly    16:07, 4 June 2020 MedionPhoenixDB94 MedionPhoenixDB94

After this, two guys called Nemanja Tavetić and Anderson Moraes break 3 bricks in front of some people. 16:14, 4 June 2020 Chase McFly It turns out they are Cuppar members currently living in ESBEWBORAEMC, and The Magic Hat puts them in jail for this. Back on the island... 16:17, 4 June 2020 MedionPhoenixDB94 MedionPhoenixDB94

Luan Martinsson eats some random grass and some Native Americans (specifically Yanomami) come out of a forest. Meanwhile Jürgen tries to build a ship to get escapees out of ESBEWBORAEMC. Edited by MedionPhoenixDB94    16:31, 4 June 2020 SuperJoeyBros9 SuperJoeyBros9

I appear from a portal 16:31, 4 June 2020 MedionPhoenixDB94 MedionPhoenixDB94

and THEN Jürgen manages to get a lot of the prisoners of ESBEWBORAEMC out of the region and onto the island on the ship. 16:33, 4 June 2020 SuperJoeyBros9 SuperJoeyBros9

"What's that?" I say 16:34, 4 June 2020 Chase McFly Meanwhile, me, Cape, Benelux, Foury, Eye, Weirdtalon, and Hoh Sus leave with the LoJ on our newly repaired ship. I discover it has a kitchen, and go get some water. However, there’s a nasty shock: No ice! (Also, let’s hold off replies until CaptainCape gets back) 16:45, 4 June 2020 This reply has been removed CaptainCape

'First, my ice cream superpowers are stolen, now there's no ice in the kitchen... Why, cruel world, WHY?' I say as I notice the absence of ice. I then realize I'm talking to myself. 18:33, 4 June 2020 MedionPhoenixDB94 MedionPhoenixDB94

Jürgen calls the ship and asks where they're going because they'll go there unless it's ESBEWBORAEMC. 18:36, 4 June 2020 Chase McFly "We're heading for ESBEWBORAEMC, and we have no water." I say.

"And who's been stealing our powers and for what?" B Frit asks. Edited by Chase McFly    18:38, 4 June 2020 MedionPhoenixDB94 MedionPhoenixDB94

Jürgen refused to go, so he directed them to another city. 18:43, 4 June 2020 CaptainCape

B Frit suddenly sees a person who looks a lot like himself, but yellow and black. The person is creating fake flies. 'Oh, hello!' the person says as he notices B Frit. 'I'm Bee Frit.' Edited by CaptainCape    18:51, 4 June 2020 SuperJoeyBros9 SuperJoeyBros9

Bee frit is also part bee Edited by SuperJoeyBros9    18:54, 4 June 2020 MedionPhoenixDB94 MedionPhoenixDB94

Jürgen's ship and the other ship dock at a town in Poland called Kępałównińkąłównąkaźnążnówęćówka. Edited by MedionPhoenixDB94    18:57, 4 June 2020 Chase McFly "Do you know how this ship crashed?" B Frit asks. "And those look a lot like wax versions of my friend, Max." The shrunken heads B Frit is standing near say "Sc HHXX" on them, instead of the original hieroglyphic boat name. 18:55, 4 June 2020 MedionPhoenixDB94 MedionPhoenixDB94

Nemanja checks to see if the Magic Hat is hiding in Kępałównińkąłównąkaźnążnówęćówka. And he is definitely hiding there. 19:00, 4 June 2020 CaptainCape

'The boat crashed onto a bunch of trees,' Bee Frit says. 'I hate trees ever since that happened!' Suddenly, all of the trees on the island fall down.

'Do you have telepathic powers, by any chance?' B Frit wonders. 19:01, 4 June 2020 Chase McFly "Yes, I do," Bee Frit says, as the now enourmous Magic Hat appears. He puts the trees back up with his super-strength. "Ha ha, I have all your powers! Ha ha!"

"No fair, we like chopped down trees!" Benelux, LoJ Benelux, and Luxovo say in unison. "Let's return to that other island and call it Laksovo!"

The countryballs then jump aboard Jurgen's ship and sail it back to the newly-named Laksovo. 19:05, 4 June 2020 MedionPhoenixDB94 MedionPhoenixDB94

Then Jürgen whines about his ship, but remembers about the Sc HHXX. He then attempts to rally everyone against the Magic Hat, and for some reason gets 5 FC Barcelona players into the rally too. 19:07, 4 June 2020 Chase McFly As we rally against The Magic Hat so he will restore everyone's superpowers, I notice Bill Wurtz is missing. I look through the entirety of the Sc HHXX and finally find a prison chamber, meaning the Sc HHXX was once used to transport ptison inmates. Wondering if Bee Frit was a prisoner, I open the door and see Bill, still in umbrella form.

"Bill, what have you been doing?" I ask him.

"Drinking coconut milk this whole time. Without my powers, I've gone mad," Bill says.

"That's why we're getting them back!" I exclaim, pulling Bill out. 19:11, 4 June 2020 MedionPhoenixDB94 MedionPhoenixDB94

Riqui Puig and Oriol Busquets begin randomly chopping down one side of the Bank of China Building which is apparently in Kępałównińkąłównąkaźnążnówęćówka while Carles Aleñá, Carles Pérez and Sergi Roberto chop down the other for no reason. 19:15, 4 June 2020 SirBenelux

The Incidentals who were helping Cape during the snowman-Pokey-Eye war were arrested, but escaped from prison with the help of Jurgen.

Meanwhile, in Laksovo...

Benelux, LoJ Benelux, Luxovo, LoJ Luxovo, and Jurgen have docked Jurgen's ship. Then the countryballs introduce Jurgen to their island. 21:21, 4 June 2020 MedionPhoenixDB94 MedionPhoenixDB94

Meanwhile two guys called Kepa and Elke push the Bank of China Tower and it squishes the Magic Hat in his sleep. Then for some reason Sir Benelux gets a human clone of himself. Edited by MedionPhoenixDB94    21:29, 4 June 2020 SirBenelux

My human clone is called Sidney Benjamin. He has some of the same qualities as Ned Flanders.

"Howdily doodily, colored ball with eyes!" Sidney says. "My name is Sidney Benjamin. Nice to meet you!"

"Nice to meet you too, I'm Benelux Navarre, but you can call me Benelux." I say. Edited by SirBenelux    21:34, 4 June 2020 MedionPhoenixDB94 MedionPhoenixDB94

Then a bunch of people that have the kit of CR Vasco da Gama on try to force the countryballs, Sidney and Jürgen back onto the ship. 21:35, 4 June 2020 Chase McFly The Magic Hat escapes by shapeshifting into a monster umbrella (a benefit of having Bill’s powers). He then flies overhead and Bill throws his coconut milk at him from the ship prison. “What will make you return our powers?” Bill asks. 21:44, 4 June 2020 Chip light gaia Chip light gaia

Music note would wander into the place, "What is going on here?" music note says 21:49, 4 June 2020 Chase McFly "Long story short," Bill says, drinking his last coconut. "This is a prison chamber on the Sc HHXX, a ship, and the others are  gonna fight The Magic Hat, because we lost our superpowers. The countryballs are on the island of Laksovo. The country is now run by Cape clones and snowmen with clones of Chase's brains...sorry, am I boring you?" 21:53, 4 June 2020 MedionPhoenixDB94 MedionPhoenixDB94

"Ummmm...." Me, Kai and Wanderson try to get to Kępałównińkąłównąkaźnążnówęćówka from Singapore while Nemanja and Anderson break off a piece of the BoC Tower. Edited by MedionPhoenixDB94    07:55, 5 June 2020 CaptainCape

Meanwhile, I continue to explore the Sc HHXX, hoping to find some water or ice cream. However, all I find is a pile of flyers about the 'Macaroni Park Parade': a cancelled event that would take place on June 12. 09:52, 5 June 2020 MedionPhoenixDB94 MedionPhoenixDB94

Meanwhile, a TV is on on the Sc HHXX showing Elders of the Community John van Garner and Benny Durier talk about water. 09:56, 5 June 2020 Chase McFly The Magic Hat knocks on the door of the ship. "Come out, Capey. Let's talk." 11:58, 5 June 2020 SirBenelux

Meanwhille, in Laksovo...

LoJ Benelux and I do sparring with our ice swords (which we created with our ice breath). 11:59, 5 June 2020 CaptainCape

'I hope our superhero powers come back soon,' Luxovo says while watching the two Beneluxes. 'I really miss flying!' 12:07, 5 June 2020 Chase McFly Cape gets out of the room he's in, and asks. "What the heck do you want?"

The Magic Hat reveals, "The movies were a sham to get rid of your powers. To get them back, you'll have to watch another one. On this ship is fine. If you let me go free, your powers will return. What movie will it be?" 12:09, 5 June 2020 CaptainCape

I sigh. 'Fiiiiiine. Cheese Wars, in that case. Now, if you're really as magic as you claim you are, could you give me a glass of water?' 12:14, 5 June 2020 Chase McFly "Sure, anything for your comfort. Careful, it's saltwater," The Magic Hat smiles, his red eyes twinkling in an ominous way. The movie then starts. "A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, there was a moisture farmer on the planet Cheeseoine named Cheese Skycrocker who had no idea his greatest enemy had kidnapped Princess Foura and was making a Death Star..."

The film ends with the main characters (versions of Foury, me, and Cheese) receiving metals, when suddenly Darth Tachigmae destroys their planet saying, "You don't wreck my Death Star!" and does the name anagram thing again. Cape is shocked and ice cream oozes out of him.

"Your powers are back!" The Magic Hat says. 'But I can still fly!" 12:21, 5 June 2020 CaptainCape

In a desperate attempt to stop the Magic Hat, I throw my (empty, because saltwater is still more hydrating than no water) glass at the hat. 12:24, 5 June 2020 Chase McFly The Magic Hat simply eats the glass and ice cream oozes out from his body as well. "I cloned your powers! Now, where are your 12 friends and  25 pets?" 12:25, 5 June 2020 SirBenelux

"Uhh... they are in that Polish town, Kepalownink-seomthing, and the countryballs are in the island called Laksovo..." Cape says. 12:30, 5 June 2020 Chase McFly The Magic Hat rounds all of us back up and puts us on the ship again. “Your powers are back, hope you’re happy,” He then unleashes a threat even greater than the snowman virus, Cape clones, power loss, and the Incidentals, before escaping. The new threat is: 12:33, 5 June 2020 CaptainCape

...an invasion of characters from the Magic Hat's low-budget rip-off movies! 13:50, 5 June 2020 Chase McFly “Cape, where’s your spaceship?” I ask. “Maybe we can use it to get back to ESBEWBORAEM City? The Incidentals tend to be in groups or silent in the background in these films, that must mean something surely.” A barking Shrkjork in a dog costume jumps on Cape. 13:55, 5 June 2020 CaptainCape Shrkjork Toto

Shrkjork the dog 'Hey, hello little - OUCH!' Shrkjork starts pecking me. 'Why do you do this?'

'You never paid me!' Shrkjork says. 'If people are paid for jobs, why aren't pets being paid for being pets?' 14:03, 5 June 2020 MedionPhoenixDB94 MedionPhoenixDB94

(A bulldozer destroys ESBEWBORAEMC) 14:23, 5 June 2020 SirBenelux

Due to the destruction of ESBEWBORAEMC, all the Incidentals escape the ruins, while cheering. The rules are still intact, since the Magic Hat has still not given up.

"No, no, no! My army!" TMH says. 14:25, 5 June 2020 MedionPhoenixDB94 MedionPhoenixDB94

Me, Kai and Wanderson somehow manage to get to Kępałównińkąłównąkaźnążnówęćówka in time. 14:27, 5 June 2020 Chase McFly However, it was a fake ESBEWBORAEM City that was bulldozed, as TMH made decoys, filled with snowmen and Cape clones disguised as Incidentals. We go find Cape’s spaceship, and I quickly switch out his Escape from Ho-sis dvd with Cheese Trek II: The Wrath of Talinight. Edited by Chase McFly    14:40, 5 June 2020 This reply has been removed SirBenelux

Suddenly, an unusual 3D printer prints something. It's Mr. Krabs, and he may help us defeat TMH's threats army. Edited by SirBenelux    14:53, 5 June 2020 Chase McFly Mr. Krabs hops onto Cape's spaceship and shows us his sun gun, which makes any beings made of snow or soybean explode if it is shot at them, due to it shooting rays of sunlight. Since the Incidentals themselves caught the snowman virus, it will work on them as well, but will only explode their snow parts. 14:52, 5 June 2020 MedionPhoenixDB94 MedionPhoenixDB94

Nemanja Tavetić gets the Taiwanese News Reporter to help. 14:54, 5 June 2020 CaptainCape

I'm still struggling to get Shrkjork off of me. 'You see, pets aren't supposed to be handling money in the first place, as their owner takes care of most of the pet's needs such as food, water, housing and toys. The owner also pays for the pet's healthcare. So what should a pet even need money for?' I explain. 'I'll show you Escape from Ho-Sis, that movie has some great examples of why pets don't need money.'

I turn on my spaceship's TV, only to see that it's playing Cheese Trek II instead. 15:04, 5 June 2020 Chase McFly I look away from Cape and turn the ship over, so that it's pointing downward. "I hope this thing has a submarine mode!" I say, as we head deep into the water. 15:07, 5 June 2020 CaptainCape

'It probably does,' I say as I quickly push Shrkjork off of me and run towards the dashboard. 'Where is it... Ah, here it is!' I press a blue button and the spaceship's submarine mode is enabled. 15:11, 5 June 2020 Chase McFly Finally, we land in ESBEWBORAEM City. "Can me sun gun be any use?" Mr. Krabs asks us. 15:14, 5 June 2020 CaptainCape

'Yeah, it seems useful,' I reply. 'Just try not to use it on me, okay? I'd prefer to not explode. By the way, should I stay in the ship so I can't be mistaken for any of my clones?' 15:16, 5 June 2020 Chase McFly "Sounds good, or maybe you can wear this," Meerdrru says, handing Cape the Captain Turkape suit, complete with a sack of turkeys. 15:20, 5 June 2020 CaptainCape

'Good idea,' I say as I put on the suit. 'I don't think any clones will get the crazy idea to put on a superhero suit.'

From the windows, I see a clone running around in a Superman suit.

'...Let's just pretend we didn't see that.' 15:38, 5 June 2020 Chase McFly Then, we leave the spaceship, and see Incidental 6 running around going mad. 15:44, 5 June 2020 SirBenelux

He forces us to give him some chocolate, and we do so.

"Thanks." Incidental 6 says. 17:12, 5 June 2020 MedionPhoenixDB94 MedionPhoenixDB94

Then everyone gets teleported to Pitcairn Island, but they can't fly out so they have to crack a plan to get out without teleporting or flying out. They have to use something else and NOT the spaceship. 17:46, 5 June 2020 SirBenelux

But us teleporting to Pitcairn Island was just a Tidal Zone illusion, so we are back at ESBEWBORAEMC with our spaceship. Edited by SirBenelux    09:48, 6 June 2020 Chase McFly Then, Incidental 6 finds his nose is growing into a carrot. I shoot the sun gun at him, and he goes back to normal. "We may be on to something. But let's get mind control eraser potion (Ungrits, wallaby meat, Pokey Patties, soybeans, and radioactive waste) to use on all the Incidentals first. We already have Ungrit here." I say, having gotten some dead ones from Windows 1339. Edited by Chase McFly    18:10, 5 June 2020 MedionPhoenixDB94 MedionPhoenixDB94

Then Incidental 15 asks Forrest Gump about a rock. 18:24, 5 June 2020 CaptainCape

'Here are some soybeans,' I say while pointing at a pile of exploded clones. 'Now we just need wallaby meat, Pokey Patties and radioactive waste...' 18:40, 5 June 2020 Chase McFly "We could always ask your grandma again," I say, as a "No Forrest Gump" sign is hammered into the ground by some Incidentals.

"Why bother?" Dennih asks.

"Where did you come from?" I wonder.

"I climbed out of the nose of that dear little kitty and into a wormhole when the multiverse was recreated, and now I have been spying on you all to make Pokey-Patties with human, countryball, and more!" Dennih laughs maniacally. 18:44, 5 June 2020 MedionPhoenixDB94 MedionPhoenixDB94

Wanderson reads out a book that says "When the child is 3 years older than his sister, the child prefers to sleep in the dark on horseback, the child learns to cook..." among other things. 18:50, 5 June 2020 CaptainCape

'Grandma, could we have some Pokey-Patties, please?' I ask. 'No, without humans!' I add as Dennih glares at Chase, Forrest Gump and Wanderson. 18:55, 5 June 2020 Chase McFly "Why, certainly, Epac, my little spikey!" Dennih giggles, ripping off Cape's horn (the Gravildan equivalent of pinching a human's cheek). "Weee, now I have 8 brains, ha ha ha..." She rummages through her bag and hands us a stash of Pokey-Patties. "Just don't tell Cape, okay?" Dennih asks, caressing Cape's horn. 18:58, 5 June 2020 MedionPhoenixDB94 MedionPhoenixDB94

Kai, me and Elke yell at Dennih for no reason, and then eat countryballs. 19:00, 5 June 2020 SirBenelux

The countryballs have no flag, they are just white. Edited by SirBenelux    19:04, 5 June 2020 MedionPhoenixDB94 MedionPhoenixDB94

Elke then attacks Dennih for no reason, before hitting Kai, me, Chase, Wanderson and Forrest Gump with the "No Forrest Gump" sign. 19:04, 5 June 2020 SirBenelux

"Elke, please stop!" I say. I then call the police on him/her and the aforementioned person gets arrested.

"Now that we've got Pokey Patties, we need to find the other two ingredients, wallaby meat and radioactive waste." I say. Edited by SirBenelux    19:10, 5 June 2020 MedionPhoenixDB94 MedionPhoenixDB94

Me and Kai get amnesia and then attempt to attack the police and the aforementioned, but Wanderson stops me. 19:09, 5 June 2020 SirBenelux

Then, for no apparent reason, Dennih harasses Cape. 19:10, 5 June 2020 Chase McFly Then, Forrest, Kai, and Wanderson are all exiled from ESBEWBORAEMC, and we set our sights on the town dump, which hopefully has a lot of radioactive waste. But Cape stays back with Dennih. Edited by Chase McFly    19:13, 5 June 2020 This reply has been removed SirBenelux

But then, Kai, Elke, Forrest, and Wanderson were revealed to be Tidal Zone illusions, and we continue our search for radioactive waste. 19:13, 5 June 2020 MedionPhoenixDB94 MedionPhoenixDB94

Then me, Elke, Nemanja and Anderson get exiled, but I decide to swap us, Forrest, Kai and Wanderson for about 7 prisoners of the new ESBEWBORAEMC prison.

Also, the aforementioned 4 appear again with radioactive waste. Edited by MedionPhoenixDB94    19:16, 5 June 2020 SirBenelux

To end this conflict once and for all, I call the NES Council to punish Medion, Elke, Nemanja, Anderson, Forrest, Kai, and Wanderson for ruining the flow of the story. And the council does so. 19:16, 5 June 2020 Chase McFly The rest of us reach the town dump, but the Incidental Police arrive. Edited by Chase McFly    19:17, 5 June 2020 This reply has been removed This reply has been removed SuperJoeyBros9 SuperJoeyBros9

But then... 19:21, 5 June 2020 SirBenelux reply to #241

...Incidental 118 arrives.

"What do you guys think you're doing in here?" Incidental 118 says. "This the town dump! You're not allowed in here without a permit."

"I don't care about permits, just let us in!" Musical Note says, impatiently.

"Sorry, but you're gonna have to deal with me before you can enter the dump." I118 says. Edited by SirBenelux    19:23, 5 June 2020 Chase McFly I then notice Incidental 118 growing a carrot nose. "Excuse me sir, you have a little something on your nose..." I say. As he goes to pick the carrot off, I knock him out and blind the other officers with the sun gun. "Now, to find the radioactive stuff," I say. 19:52, 5 June 2020 CaptainCape

'I found something!' I say after a while, showing the others a barrel of radioactive sludge. 'This should be enough for the potion.' 09:47, 6 June 2020 SirBenelux

"Great!" I say. "Now we just need wallaby meat."

"Yeah, but where are we going to get it?" Cape says. 09:52, 6 June 2020 Chase McFly "We could go swing by Happa's house. They like wallaby meat," I say. 11:43, 6 June 2020 KKirby KKirby

"Good idea!" Cape replies before they start their travelling. While on the way to Happa's house however... 15:41, 6 June 2020 Chase McFly The rip-off movie characters return!

"Hey, moron, you don't have a cheesesaber!" Cheese Skycrocker yells at Cheese Crocker, flicking a cheddar blade at him.

"Uh oh, a human," The main character (Views Kumnet) of the NESian Candidate says, looking at me. He freezes if he's around humans.

"The Rise of Skycrocker sucks because you died!" Whey, Skycrocker's protege, yells at him.

"Enough of this fourth wall breaking," Chase McKirk from Cheese Trek: TOS says. "We should be showing these aliens hospitality and considering the repercussions." 15:56, 6 June 2020 CaptainCape

'Thank you for showing some sanity!' I tell Chase McKirk. Suddenly, Shrkjork shows up again while tearing apart the dog costume, revealing his mantis claws. 16:09, 6 June 2020 Chase McFly Then, it begins snowing, which means that we have to get the Incidentals' help fast, or the snowman virus will keep spreading. "Anyone see a tangerine jello?" I ask. I look over at "Views". "And no, not that stepmother of yours who kills your girlfriend and you kill her and yourself at the end, sorry for spoilers," 16:13, 6 June 2020 CaptainCape

'Thank you for the spoilers,' "Views" says.

'Hey, there's Happa!' I say while managing to distract Shrkjork by showing him some birdectalyte candy. 16:21, 6 June 2020 Chase McFly "What do you guys want?" Happa asks. "I'm busy going to hunt wallaby." 16:23, 6 June 2020 SuperJoeyBros9 SuperJoeyBros9

Wallaby appeared out of no where 17:10, 6 June 2020 Chase McFly "Aha!" Happa screams, shooting the wallaby right on its long snout The wallaby "tsks" in pain. "Doesn't it look tasty?" Happa asks, going to pick it up. She even has forks and a knife. 17:19, 6 June 2020 CaptainCape

'Please don't eat the wallaby, we need some of its meat for a mind-control-erasing potion,' I say. 'It's for those brainwashed fish.' 18:32, 6 June 2020 Chase McFly "Fine," Happa says, as Poorly-Drawn Cheep flies over head and grabs the wallaby, before flying away. "After him!" I yell, fighting off some rip-off movie characters. 18:45, 6 June 2020 CaptainCape

I throw the birdectalyte candy at Poorly-Drawn Cheep. 'Fetch, Shrkjork!' I shout. 18:55, 6 June 2020 Chase McFly Shrjork ends up being pulled by Poorly Drawn Cheep, so Cape grabs him. I grab Cape, then Foury grabs me and Benelux. It continues, and now, we're all stuck grabbing on to each other, Happa too. That is, until Poorly Drawn Cheep finally stops flying and we fall into the water, with the dead wallaby joining me, 5 other NES Gang members, Cape's 25 hippogriffs, Happa, and the LoJ in the fall. 19:02, 6 June 2020 CaptainCape

'At least we can make the potion now,' I say, before all twenty-five hippogriffs and griffins fall on top of me and I'm knocked out. 08:07, 7 June 2020 Chase McFly Finally, we land in Rock Bottom. "There's still a little ways to go before ESBEWBORAEMC..."

"Later, suckers!" Ho-sis says, and he flies off to Sudlivarg to grab Pace. 13:04, 7 June 2020 CaptainCape

I wake up just in time to see Ho-Sis turn into a Spore version of himself in the air.

'Am I in some weird coma dream again?' I mutter. 13:10, 7 June 2020 Chase McFly "No, he's gone mad..." I say. "Does anyone see a food dispenser? I'm hungry, and we've hit Rock Bottom literally." Edited by Chase McFly    15:08, 7 June 2020 CaptainCape

'There's the food dispensor!' Witherwings says and he eats my arm. I'm still thinking I ended up inside a dream. 13:26, 7 June 2020 Chase McFly Witherwings returns to the Circus Server. I get some candy and then a bus arrives to take us to ESBEWBORAEMC. 13:28, 7 June 2020 CaptainCape

'Hey wait a second, this feels rather real,' I realize as I enter the bus.

'That's because it IS real!' Stormbeak says. 13:37, 7 June 2020 Chase McFly Then, it turns out Max the Fly (The reformed EGB one, not the evil NES one) is doing the driving. “I heard you weirdos needed help with this Incidental crap,” Max says. “Horns here invited me,” He motions to Meerdrru. 14:39, 7 June 2020 CaptainCape

'Yes that's right,' I say, having finally realized that this isn't a dream. 'They're brainwashed by the Magic Hat.' 14:59, 7 June 2020 Chase McFly "Anyways, we're almost there," B Frit says, and I realize he's been pushing the bus. Finally, we get out, wearing special disguises. "Do you guys have the potion?" 15:12, 7 June 2020 SirBenelux

"We have it right here." I say. "Now, we need to do the same maneuver as last time. Splitting up into different parts of the city and give all the Incidentals the potion so they'll break control of the Magic Hat." Edited by SirBenelux    15:16, 7 June 2020 Chase McFly "Alright, LoJ, go to the east side of the city. Cape's pets, go west. Max and rip-off movies/show characters, go to the south. The rest of us will go to the north," I say, splitting the potion into 4 different bottles. 15:25, 7 June 2020 CaptainCape

'Bye, pets!' I say as we head north and the hippogriffs and griffins go west. 'Try not to die or to kill anyone!' 15:34, 7 June 2020 SirBenelux

In the north side of the city, we see Incidentals 1-60.

"Damn, that sure is a lot of Incidentals." I say. "We'll never get all of them back to normal in time-- wait a minute, we can throw beakers of the potion with my Countryball Cannon!"

"But how are we supposed to do it?" Chase asks.

"Don't worry, I've got spares." I say, as I give the others Countryball Cannons. 15:39, 7 June 2020 Chase McFly Meanwhile, Sandy is in her treedome, which is how she's been staying safe from the Incidentals. She has turned the dome into a weapon by making its top like that of a convertible, and putting a windmill in her tree. Sandy puts her dome down and climbs the windmill, making it so that it blasts nuts everywhere, .to take down the Incidentals However, she starts before she can put any of the nuts on the windmill, and the windmill blasts her far away, towards where we are. 15:43, 7 June 2020 CaptainCape

'Sandy? Are you... one of them?' I ask her.

'No, I tried attacking them with nuts but I failed!' Sandy replies.

'Hey, could you join us? We're trying to un-brainwash the Incidentals,' I say. 15:54, 7 June 2020 Chase McFly "Well, my idea was to use a windmill to blast enough nuts to cover the whole city and incapitate 'em and then analyze 'em. But what was y'all's plan?" Sandy asks. Edited by Chase McFly    15:56, 7 June 2020 CaptainCape

'We were going to use this,' I show Sandy the bottle of potion, 'to un-brainwash them. Could you help us?' 16:07, 7 June 2020 Chase McFly "Maybe y'all can put it on my windmill, inside this here cannon device to organize the directions, and shoot the cannon in each direction, curing the whole town?" Sandy asks. 16:10, 7 June 2020 CaptainCape

'Great idea! I'll tell the other teams this, we've sent some of us to each part of town,' I explain. I grab an iKapa and send a CupparComms™ text message to Witherwings, Shrkjork and Meerdrru. 16:16, 7 June 2020 Chase McFly "Coming!" Everyone texts back simultaneously, and we gather at Sandy's tree dome. I knock on it. "Made of glass, that's good. Everyone ready? Countryball canon filled with Mind Control eraser potion?" 16:18, 7 June 2020 CaptainCape

Cape Jr. nods. 'Hey, do I look cool with this Countryball Cannon?' he whispers to one of the other griffins. 16:21, 7 June 2020 Chase McFly "Yeah, but we have to use it responsibly!" Weirdtalon snaps, as we enter the dome and head for the tree/windmill. "Hey, wait, where did Poorly Drawn Cheep go?" 16:23, 7 June 2020 CaptainCape

'He's probably complaining about life or something, I saw him at the Batorok Restaurant saying that he was nothing but a digital doodle or something,' Cape Jr. says.

'Wait, you were in that restaurant?' I ask Cape Jr., but we're interrupted by Sandy. 'Are you ready?' 16:25, 7 June 2020 Chase McFly "Of course," I tell Sandy, as we all head in and place the countryball canon (filled with potion) on the windmill. Lowering the roof, I tell everyone to back up, and press the button, releasing a wave of potion that overtakes the entire town. 16:28, 7 June 2020 CaptainCape

'Wooooo, it looks so cool!' Cape Jr. exclaims. 'Shut up and show some maturity, you pile of feathers,' Weirdtalon remarks. 19:07, 7 June 2020 Chase McFly Then, everyone in town starts looking around, surprised. "Where did all these plaques with weird rules come from?" Fred asks. 19:09, 7 June 2020 CaptainCape

'The Magic Hat put them here! He claimed to be your ruler, and made your city into a hellish dystopia!' I explain. 'This is your chance to reclaim your city!' 19:17, 7 June 2020 Chase McFly "Oh, what fun!" Harold says.

'But maybe we should go fight him?" Fred asks.

"You needn't fight me," Sandy says in a strange voice, her eyes turning red. 19:18, 7 June 2020 SirBenelux

Then, Sandy deflates me.

"Not again..." I mutter. Then, the French Narrator pumps me back up. 08:33, 8 June 2020 Chase McFly It turns out, Sandy is possessed by the Magic Hat! "I stole the squirrel's body while the windmill was releasing potion! And now I have my new above land army, always had a back up plan...and can still access my powers!" He starts vanishing all his rip-off movie characters back into their movies. 11:45, 8 June 2020 CaptainCape

'Okay, what a great idea!' I say sarcastically. 'Your above land army sure is going to be effective while we're underwater with no oxygen for your army to breathe!' 13:15, 8 June 2020 Chase McFly "Get out of here!" Harold yells, shooting an exorcism gun. It works, and TMH screeches, "YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'VE STARTED!" He then ascends to the surface. 13:18, 8 June 2020 CaptainCape

'I think nothing bad can happen as long as we stay underwater, right?' I ask. 'After all, most land armies don't work well below the surface.' 13:24, 8 June 2020 Chase McFly “Except I know exactly what his army is!” Ho-Sis explains, Pace still on his back. “Snowmen and Pokey-Eyes!” 13:27, 8 June 2020 CaptainCape

'Oh. We could use the sun gun again and - Wait a second, PACE?!' I exclaim. 'What are you doing down here? I thought you were at Sudlivarg or wherever!' 13:29, 8 June 2020 Chase McFly “Ho-Sis found me, but I didn’t realize he was covered in superglue, so now...” Pace can’t get off of Ho-Sis.

“We’ll join you guys,” Harold says. 14:11, 8 June 2020 CaptainCape

'Wait, why did you even get covered in superglue in the first place?' I ask Pace.

'Let's just defeat the clones and snowmen and ask about the glue later,' Pace says. 14:57, 8 June 2020 Chase McFly As we prepare to swim up to the surface, all the former Incidentals get water helmets. I then take off first. 15:04, 8 June 2020 CaptainCape

'Yuck, my feathers are not only full of glue, but also wet now!' Ho-Sis complains as he and Pace take off too. 15:14, 8 June 2020 Chase McFly Finally, we all reach the surface. I use a telescope, and much to my shock, there are not two, but four divisions of the entire U.S. It appears TMH has an even bigger army than we thought. One sign I see says "Ice Cream Division", another says "Sentient Hat Division," the third one says "Cape Clone Division", and the 4th one says "Snowmen Division". 15:17, 8 June 2020 SirBenelux

ICD is on the north west, SHD - on the north east, CCD - south east, and SD - south west. Also, due to this, Alaska and Hawaii have become independent, but only temporarily; when the war stops, Alaska and Hawaii will return to being states. Edited by SirBenelux    15:27, 8 June 2020 Chase McFly We head for the Snowmen Division first, because where we came out is near the west coast. There are snowmen adventuring in what used to be Smellysocktopia. I realize one of the snowmen was once Hoh Sus, and ask how things are as a snowman in a division full of them. 15:31, 8 June 2020 CaptainCape

'Most people in here have become dull and unoriginal. I haven't, I only lost my mind,' Hoh Susnowman grins, and he drinks a cup of whatrydoin. 15:58, 8 June 2020 Chase McFly Then, the snowman that was once Klirork appears. "FREE MARMALADE FOR ALL! I used to cause fear and anger, but I'm fine now!" He laughs cheerfully, before spitting a lot of marmalade into cups. Edited by Chase McFly    16:07, 8 June 2020 CaptainCape

I notice a snowman version of Dr. Smart talking about how he gave up science to be more normal. 'This is really getting out of hand...' I mutter. 18:27, 8 June 2020 Chase McFly "Guys, I made myself immortal again to be protected, but this is so freaky and needs to stop!" Squidward exclaims, running from  brainwashed snow versions of Taiwanese News Reporter and Cheesy. 18:32, 8 June 2020 CaptainCape

'I learned to talk normal English, like all normal snowmen do!' the brainwashed Taiwanese News Reporter says.

'Uhh, I think we should help Squidward,' I tell the others. 18:38, 8 June 2020 Chase McFly "I'll be fine. I'm immortal now." Squidward assures us.

Up in the sky, Pace and Ho-sis have found a rope and a magic carpet, and they lift us onto it. However, Cape's pets can't fit on it and are attacked by TNR and Cheesy. 18:41, 8 June 2020 CaptainCape

One of my griffins ends up being brainwashed by the snowmen. The problem is that nobody knows who it is, because all the griffins look alike. 18:50, 8 June 2020 Chase McFly All the griffins and hippogriffs are now snowmen.

"NOOOOOO..." Everyone groans.

Interrupting, Pace says, "I have Shrkjork here! Wanna know how Ho-sis and I met?" 18:54, 8 June 2020 CaptainCape

'Witherwings... Weirdtalon... Cape Jr... all brainwashed... nobody to inherit the spaceship... farm is empty...' I start talking to myself. 'Wait, did you say something, Pace?' 19:00, 8 June 2020 Chase McFly Shrkjork jumps on Cape. "Yo, Cape, can I have your farm? I can talk now."

"Anyways," Pace says. "I was really bored of Sudlivarg and came to check on Earth. However, all of you were gone in something called Windows 1337, and I found Shrkjork looking lost because TMH had brainwashed him. I cured Shrkjork and taught him to speak, but things began getting weird. And we weren't the only ones to notice..." 19:04, 8 June 2020 CaptainCape

'Wait, Shrkjork got brainwashed?' I ask. 'I thought TMH started brainwashing people not so long ago. Oh, and you can have the farm, Shrkjork.' 19:14, 8 June 2020 Chase McFly "Alrighty," Shrkjork says. "I'll go find some tame keyboards and watermelons. Anyways, yeah, I was brainwashed. One evening, Ho-Sis flies in and says to Pace, "You used to date my sister, Soloh. Come with me." I even filmed them riding off into the sunset." 19:17, 8 June 2020 SirBenelux

A snowman that was once Baldi appears and gives us complicated math problems to solve on the You Can Think Pad. 09:49, 9 June 2020 CaptainCape Ho-Sis sunset

The photo of Ho-Sis and Pace Pace throws the You Can Think Pad away to distract the snowman Baldi.

Meanwhile, Shrkjork shows us the photo he took of Ho-Sis and Pace.

'Okay, but why did Pace get covered in superglue?' I ask Shrkjork. 10:09, 9 June 2020 Chase McFly "We talked for a bit after we flew off, and I asked him to meet me at a restaurant." Ho-sis says.

"Well," Pace says. "I was confused and asked my friends for help. They told me birds like superglue and dressed me in it,"

Snowman Baldi kidnaps Ho-sis and leaves. We then set up a forcefield around our Magic Carpet so nobody else can get on it. 11:50, 9 June 2020 CaptainCape

'First my twenty-five pets, now Ho-Sis... What should we do now?' I say, becoming more and more distressed. 'Can we get them back, or will they be brainwashed?' 15:23, 9 June 2020 SirBenelux

"Let's brainstorm on how we can stop the Magic Hat..." Pace says.

"Oh sure, we could get on that--" I say, before being interrupted by Pace, who says "Only Ho-Sis and I will be strong enough to stop the Magic Hat."

"By the way, I knew the Magic Hat was doing something diabolical all along, no one is more gullible than me." I say. 15:28, 9 June 2020 Chase McFly "I'm thinking that something may be very wrong with Ho-sis. After a fun restaurant time, the glue was starting to get to my head, but the stuff he said to me. Made him sound like a double agent or something. And what if my best friend is indeed working for The Magic Hat?" Pace realizes. Edited by Chase McFly    15:30, 9 June 2020 CaptainCape

'We should get Ho-Sis back. Or maybe Pace is right and Ho-Sis was a double agent all along. Or maybe that just the superglue? Aargh, I'm getting so stressed because all of this Magic Hat brainwash stuff! And I need my hippogriffs and griffins back right now or I'm going entirely crazy!' I say. 15:46, 9 June 2020 Chase McFly "Yeah, we're definitely heading to Sentient Hat land. Ho-Sis and I went there and I saw TMH lining up a snowman, ice cream monster, and Cape clone in some strange ritual. Here's some sweaters, they all have our best friends on them," Pace says. Cape notices his sweater has Pace on it. 15:51, 9 June 2020 CaptainCape

However, I don't say anything about the sweater and instead keep saying increasingly insane stuff about the situation being too stressful.

'Wait a second, what's this?' Pace says as he notices a tiny speaker on the carpet, playing a song that only consists of the words 'gradually' and 'watermelon'. 16:05, 9 June 2020 Chase McFly It turns out Ho-Sis loves watermelons, which doesn't bode well for Cape. "Everone ready?" I ask, pointing the carpet in the needed direction. Then, I see an enormous snowman laughing. "That must be the one that TMH had..." 16:08, 9 June 2020 CaptainCape

Pace turns the speaker off, and I manage to regain my sanity. 'Sorry, I can't stand watermelons. I guess Ho-Sis put that on the carpet... Anyways, should we trust Ho-Sis or not?' 16:13, 9 June 2020 Chase McFly "Trust him," Pace says as we land in the Sentient Hat Division, which is where NES City should be. 16:22, 9 June 2020 SirBenelux

We end up in NES City, and we see the volcano that we were stuck in. 16:41, 9 June 2020 Chase McFly Weirdtalon arrives, except now, he's a hattogriff.

"This new lifestyle is fine," Weirdtalon says. "Except that everyone around here always seems angry or depressed." 16:43, 9 June 2020 CaptainCape

'This is not fine at all!' I tell him. 'Don't you want the freedom that you had before? Don't you want to be with us again? Come on, you can't inherit my house if you're brainwashed by some hat!' 18:29, 9 June 2020 Chase McFly “But I love perfecting my art. SHD has a beautiful landscape too. I never liked being a mythical beast either! Too varied a diet, too much being ridden.” Weirdtalon explains. 18:43, 9 June 2020 CaptainCape

When I hear 'too much being ridden', I whistle innocently. 'Anyways, if you don't like being ridden, you could've just told me, I thought you liked being ridden!' 18:53, 9 June 2020 Chase McFly “He is not in his right mind. Nobody is,” A booming and depressed voice says. It’s a giant Magic Hat on top of the NES City Car Rental Store. 18:55, 9 June 2020 CaptainCape

'Okay, maybe I am not in my right mind, but that doesn't mean everyone isn't in their right mind too!' I yell at the hat. 'And what did you do to Weirdtalon?' 13:46, 10 June 2020 Chase McFly “I tried tapping into the powers of snowmen, the current NES God, myself, and my predecessor as main villain. But I failed, and the world was covered. I am not the one who will undo this.” TMH says, eating some cheese off a table Ho-Sis is trapped in. 14:01, 10 June 2020 CaptainCape

'Oh, yes you are,' I grin. 'Unless you'd rather be the one who serves as a food dish at my griffin farm?' 15:19, 10 June 2020 Chase McFly "I beg of you, leave at once," The Magic Hat says. "Or your friend gets it," He aims a knife at Ho-Sis. "You can save him or fight me, but you cannot do both!" 15:21, 10 June 2020 CaptainCape

'I don't want a fight, but I want all of your citizens un-brainwashed. Now,' I add, trying to sound menacing. 15:33, 10 June 2020 Chase McFly "No. This is a lost cause." The Magic Hat says, blowing us away. Ho-Sis breaks himself out of the ice and summons back the Magic Carpet, but Benelux has a brim, as if he's becoming a hat. We quickly hurry back to Pace, still on it, this time with Ho-Sis in tow. 15:40, 10 June 2020 CaptainCape

'Ho-Sis! Are you okay?' Pace asks us, worried.

'I think he's okay, but he was trapped in a table for some time,' I explain. 15:50, 10 June 2020 Chase McFly "Trapped in a table?" Pace asks. "Maybe he wasn't a double agent."

"Indeed, I was forced to power the transformation of the entire planet by The Magic Hat," Ho-Sis grunts. "But I'll soon find a way we can fix this, and..." The magic carpet splits in two. 15:55, 10 June 2020 CaptainCape

'Do we need to find a way to fix that too?' I ask, pointing at the carpet. 'Or is it some kind of feature?' 16:00, 10 June 2020 Chase McFly The two carpet halves get further and further apart, until a strange white shape comes and throws the carpet piece the NES Gang is on forward. "We'll never get back to the others," I say, when suddenly, I realize the shape has a toilet on it. 16:05, 10 June 2020 CaptainCape

'Am I hallucinating again or did I just see a toilet fly by?' I ask the others, becoming more and more confused. 16:16, 10 June 2020 Chase McFly “I think there’s some madness going on,” I say. “Now that we’re doomed, we can discuss all our feelings atop this carpet for a while. Recent adventures, changes, everyone seems happier, etc.” 16:24, 10 June 2020 CaptainCape

'Okay, I'm just going to say this... I'm insane and I know it,' I say. 'I'm hearing voices at this very instance.'

'At least you didn't die while committing a crime,' Orderly Cape says inside my head.

'Shame you didn't fufill your dream and build that griffin city you wanted to build since your childhood,' Chaotic Cape adds, also inside my head.

'You seem distressed...' Creepy Cape finishes. 'Make your distress eat your etiquette. EAT EVERYONE.'

'I'm definitely not going to do that last thing, thank you for your input,' I tell the voices inside my head. 18:48, 10 June 2020 Chase McFly "Get your feelings together, Cape," I say. "Now, sit still and relax. Open up about your emotions. We can tell you're going nuts. Take deep breaths."

Meanwhile, Foury is shuddering uncontrollably because she really needs to use the bathroom, but we're on half a magic carpet in the middle of the atmosphere. 18:51, 10 June 2020 CaptainCape

I sigh. 'I hear voices all the time and one of them tells me to eat everyone around me. I'm scared that I can't control myself because that already happened at Here Boot Camp, thank goodness I didn't kill anyone there. At least, I think I didn't. I'm also worried about all the brainwashed people, as we're unable to save them because we're doomed. Did I go too far with opening up about my emotions?' 19:06, 10 June 2020 Chase McFly "No, not really," Foury says. "Hey, we're not doomed! That weird white shape with the toilet...maybe the toilet leads somewhere..." She heads towards the edge of the Magic Carpet and jumps onto the toilet. 19:09, 10 June 2020 CaptainCape

'I guess I should give it a try, I can't stand listening to Creepy Cape telling me to eat people anymore,' I say. I get onto the toilet too, which is surprisingly easy with my long legs. 19:17, 10 June 2020 Chase McFly "I can't teleport people to the Ministry of Magic (Spongey SquarePotter-style) all day," Krorilk grunts, as he's the white shape. "I have magic carpets to find!" Me and the others (aside from Cape and Foury) perk up. "Can you seek out the rest of our Magic Carpet? Being driven by a weird bird and a Meardan-Pokey-Eye hybrid."

"Certainly," Krorilk says. "I'm a certified Pokey-Eye hunter!" We all jump on him as he heads back to Ho-Sis and Pace. Meanwhile... Edited by Chase McFly    19:42, 10 June 2020 CaptainCape

...I and Foury materialize inside of a building.

'Hey, this building looks familiar...' I say as I look around.

'What are you doing here in the Ministry of Magic?' someone asks us. It's Pearl Krabs! 13:27, 11 June 2020 Chase McFly “Just sightseeing. Show her your powers, Cape,” Foury says.

Meanwhile, the rest of us have returned to Pace and Ho-Sis.

“Were you guys gone or something?” Pace asks.

“I think I cracked it, TMH made 3 jewels, one for each division except his own. We can go to each one to retrieve them.” Ho-Sis says. “At least, that’s what’s written in the NES version of the Book of Fate.” 13:49, 11 June 2020 CaptainCape

'Hey, I never knew you had the Book of Fate!' Pace realizes. 'Why didn't you tell me about it earlier?' 15:01, 11 June 2020 Chase McFly "Because I was just able to track it down using Talinight's stolen page of its other timeline counterpart. Let's go to the Cape Clone Division." Ho-Sis says. As he plots the coordinates on the Magic Carpet, however, he realizes Cape and Foury are missing. "Yo, Krorilk, come back!"

"Sorry, they jumped in my toilet!" Krorilk says. "Want them back?"

"Maybe when we get to the Cape Clone Division," Ho-Sis says. "We're on a tight schedule here." 15:05, 11 June 2020 CaptainCape

Meanwhile, at the Ministry of Magic...

I create a wave of free ice cream using my NES God powers.

'Wow! What spell did you use for that?' Pearl asks.

'Uhhh, that's just my power. I don't do magic,' I respond.

'What do you mean with "I don't do magic"?' Pearl asks, becoming confused. 'Are you a Muggle?' 15:10, 11 June 2020 Chase McFly Krorilk sticks his giant wing down into the toilet and writes on the ground. "He is a Pokey-Eye. Not a Muggle, but not a wizard either. Something that can do magic without a wand."

"What the heck!" Pearl asks, shocked to see writing on the ground. "Well, I believe you should leave now, "Pokey-Eye." And what's that stupid wing?" 15:18, 11 June 2020 CaptainCape

'I believe that wing belongs to Krorilk, he was guarding the entrance to this building,' I explain to Pearl.

'Is he also one of those "Pokey-Eyes", like you?' she asks. 15:21, 11 June 2020 Chase McFly "No, he's a kinda catbird..." Cape begins.

"Oh, a griffin! Why didn't you say so?" Pearl asks. "Locate him to Protection of Mythical Beasts immediately before leaving. How did you get in here?" 15:24, 11 June 2020 BalloonyFan6789 BalloonyFan6789

I got trapped in the Ministry’s spaghetti prison right after I escaped Pearl. I yell "Spaghetti!" and hope something will happen. Edited by Chase McFly    16:59, 11 June 2020 Chase McFly The spaghetti ends up pouring out of the prison, and into the ministry. It sweeps up Cape too, and Krorilk reaches in his hand to take both Foury and Cape out of the toilet/portal and back onto the Magic Carpet. 16:52, 11 June 2020 CaptainCape

'What happened?' Pace asks me and Foury.

'It was weird,' I say. 'I ended up in a place called the "Ministry of Magic" and Pearl Krabs was there. She thought I was a wizard and had no idea what a Pokey-Eye was.' 18:52, 11 June 2020 Chase McFly "Ah, you were inside Spongy SquarePotter," I say as the carpet comes to a rest over the Cape Clone Division's main headquarters, which appears to have a party going on inside it. "Me, Cape, Benelux, Luxovo, Schohaix, Meerdrru, B Frit, Cheese Crocker, and Bill will head into the building and grab the Cape clone jewel. It may be hard, but we can do this, team." I explain as we get off the Magic Carpet and start taking off Cape's horns/spikes and painting ourselves blue. "They grow back, it's good for disguises," Edited by Chase McFly    18:57, 11 June 2020 CaptainCape

I look at the blue and horned Benelux. 'You might want to get some longer legs, you don't look a lot like a Pokey-Eye right now,' I remark. I then detach one my legs. 'Here, have this one, they grow back too.' 19:08, 11 June 2020 Chase McFly "Thanks, Cape," We all say. I get a closer look as we're about to go infiltrate the party. "So, this building is like a giant Pokey-Eye, and it says "New Gravildus" on that sign." 19:22, 11 June 2020 SirBenelux

I then wake up after dozing off during Cape and Foury's visit to the Ministry of Magic. "Sorry, I was offline for a bit." I say. Suddenly, the whole main cast of SpongeBob (SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward, Mr. Krabs, Sandy, Plankton, Karen, Mrs. Puff, Pearl, Gary) appears, and they want to help with the Magic Hat business. Edited by Chase McFly    22:47, 16 June 2020 Chase McFly The reason Benelux just woke up is that the one with me, Cape, and the others is the LoJ version, and this one is still with Foury, Eye, Green Starry, Ho-Sis, and Pace. Meanwhile, upon closer inspection, they all have Pokey-Eye mutations, since each was bitten by a Cape clone. (Do not change this) Ho-Sis asks the mutated SpongeBob characters to direct the rest of us into the New Gravildus Tower, and they oblige. It turns out that in the Tower, a skate party is going on, and the first Cape clone (who has grown really large due to eating other Cape clones/infected individuals) is overseeing it. One of the partying people is Hoh Sus. 20:16, 11 June 2020 CaptainCape

'New Gravildus? What's the point of a New Gravildus when there's still an Old Gravildus?' I ask. 'And I had no idea I could skateboard, let alone host a skate party...' 13:34, 12 June 2020 Chase McFly "Well, learn new stuff every day," Hoh Sus laughs.

"You're terrible, we're kicking you out of our group!" The SpongeBob characters say to Hoh Sus. 13:58, 12 June 2020 CaptainCape

'Hey, this isn't the right time to kick people out of our group!' I say. 'We need to work together in order to get rid of TMH.' 14:09, 12 June 2020 Chase McFly "Who?" SpongeBob asks. "Being Pokey-Eyes is fun. Just don't bring in any watermelons or keyboards! Come on, guys, let's party without Hoh Sus and these losers."

"It aren't terrible," Squidward says. "I am confusion."

"I think we don't need you making fun of Cape's voice," I say.

"It aren't making fun of Cape's voice. It are how I speak," Squidward says.

"Yeah, these nincompoops are totally brainwashed, but I am too and my skating group, "The Bosses",  Hoh Sus says.  He motions towards me, Cape, Benelux, and the LoJ. "Challenges you, "The Stupids",  he motions to the SpongeBob characters. "To a heated battle!" Hoh Sus then looks over at the counter. "Get skates. Bring instruments if you can." 14:45, 12 June 2020 CaptainCape

'How does this thing work?' I ask, confusedly staring at a skateboard. 'Like, how do I turn it on?' I hear SpongeBob laughing at me, but I ignore him. 15:02, 12 June 2020 Chase McFly The rest of us get on skates and LoJ Benelux gets a violin out.

"Ready?" We ask the SpongeBob characters.

"Ready!" They chant.

Everyone is in position, ready to deliver the best skating performance ever. However, Scohaix's choice of playing a guitar song on his laptop with a huge keyboard makes the Cape clone cry, so he puts down his giant hand and slaps Scohaix, breaking the computer, before dropping him into his mouth. 15:07, 12 June 2020 CaptainCape

I start skating, and to my surprise, I'm actually able to skate. However, the Cape clone (who is colorblind) mistakes LoJ Benelux for a watermelon! He eats LoJ Benelux too. 15:16, 12 June 2020 Chase McFly Then, Cape's grandpa Cester Kragils arrives. "My, my, Cape, you've grown quite a bit." He tells the clone. "Now, where did I place my countryball vitamins? A ha!" Cester grabs hold of Luxovo and starts gnawing on her. This makes the Cape clone mad because he's ruining the party, so he eats Luxovo AND Cester.

"The Cape clones are cannibals?" Meerdrru asks a frightened Cheese Crocker, Bill, and B Frit. 15:20, 12 June 2020 CaptainCape

'Apparently they are, maybe that's how they remained alive in this district with nothing but clones,' Bill replies.

'That Pokey-Eye tasted too old...' the clone says. 'But you know what tastes good with old Pokey-Eyes? Cheese!' He grabs Cheese Crocker and eats him. 15:29, 12 June 2020 SirBenelux

Suddenly, I hear about my LoJ counterpart getting eaten, so I take the Doodle Cycle and arrive at Chase, Cape, and the others. I then attempt to fish out CheeseCrocker and LoJ Benelux. Edited by SirBenelux    15:33, 12 June 2020 Chase McFly We welcome Benelux, who joins the battle. But then it's Bill's turn. "An alien like myself!" The Cape clone screams since Bill's trick is skating while becoming an umbrella. "You'll do well in my innards!" He quickly eats Bill, but the bracelet containing his mystical jewel snaps and falls off his chubby arm. I grab it and put it in my pocket. B Frit and Meerdrru hug each other for dear life, so the Cape cloen eats them too. Then, SpongeBob does a jig. "The winner is unanimous!" Cheese Crocker's father, Mr. Crocker, now disguised as a Pokey-Eye night named Sir Crocker says. "The Stupids!" He points at the SpongeBob characters, and me, Cape, and Benelux are tossed in a jail cell. 15:36, 12 June 2020 SirBenelux

"We need to get out of here. But how?" I say. Edited by Chase McFly    15:41, 12 June 2020 CaptainCape

'No idea, my head is too full of traumatizing memories to think about anything else,' I sigh. 'I think I've had enough traumatizing memories for today...' I shudder as I think about Cester getting eaten by the clone. 15:46, 12 June 2020 Chase McFly Then, Hoh Sus picks the prison lock. "I wasn't brainwashed, lied!" He takes the three of us and brings us outside. "Wait here. How did you guys get here, my brother's magic carpet?" Hoh Sus asks. Even though he's being sarcastic, it's actually the truth.

"Yes," I say. "Pace, Foury, Green Starry, Eye, and Ho-Sis are all currently on it." 15:49, 12 June 2020 CaptainCape

'Wait, so that wasn't a lie when he told me he and Pace got a magic carpet?' Hoh Sus asks, and I nod.

'By the way, you there...' Hoh Sus looks at me. 'You have a really weird accent, do you know that?' Edited by CaptainCape    15:55, 12 June 2020 Chase McFly Cape smacks his forehead. "I've been told!"

As we all get on the carpet, I tell Ho-Sis, Pace, Foury, Eye, and Green Starry that the LoJ didn't make it, but we added Hoh Sus and he can help us look for the remaining jewels. Pace takes the Cape Clone Jewel and puts it in the Book of Fate, while Ho-Sis isn't too happy to see Hoh Sus. 17:19, 12 June 2020 This reply has been removed CaptainCape

'Is this enough proof of me owning a magic carpet?' Ho-Sis asks Hoh Sus.

Hoh Sus rolls his eyes. 'You're just like my cousin, Ho Suez,' he says. 18:32, 12 June 2020 Chase McFly "So much family," Pace laughs, elbowing Cape. "Anyways, we're well on the way." The Magic Carpet then finally comes to a stop over the Ice Cream Division. 18:37, 12 June 2020 SirBenelux

"We've got one jewel down. Now we need two other jewels, and one of them is the Ice Cream Jewel." I say.

"But how are we going to get past all that ice cream?" Cape says. 18:51, 12 June 2020 CaptainCape

'Hey, you have ice cream powers, right?' Pace asks. 'You could disguise us as ice cream, so we can sneak past the ice cream monsters!' 18:53, 12 June 2020 Chase McFly Before Cape can answer, though, me, Foury, Green Starry, Cape, Benelux, and Hoh-Sis get off and see an ice cream monster that looks like Dokuro-chan. "I am Ice Cream Dokuro-chan! Feel my wrath!" She yells, before shooting a rather weak bolt of ice cream lightning at us. 18:56, 12 June 2020 SirBenelux

The bolt only affected Ho-Sis, which leaves a black mark on his forehead. But suddenly, we hear a voice...

"I'm freezing!" the voice says. It's revealed to be CreamBob ConePants.

"CreamBob?" I say. "What are you doing here?"

"Oh, you know, just walking among all this ice cream..." CreamBob says.

"But aren't you brainwashed?" I ask.

"No, I'm not," CreamBob says. "I'm already ice cream, see?"

"Listen, CreamBob, will you help us defeat the Magic Hat?" I ask.

"Why, sure!" CreamBob says. "Besides, I hate the Magic Hat, he's really mean!" Edited by SirBenelux    19:02, 12 June 2020 Chase McFly Ho-Sis returns to the Magic Carpet. Then, we ask to see the leader, but CreamBob says he won't like us because he's an ice cream monster clone of Mark T. Gussiberg, before heading off, leaving us alone. An evil ice cream begins shooting at Green Starry, but Green Starry defeats him and takes his amror, mutating into Ice Cream Starry. We have to repel away ICS, and Hoh Sus points out a pathway to the rest of the Division, so we go down through it. 19:06, 12 June 2020 SirBenelux

It turns out that the CreamBob that met us was lying; the real CreamBob is back in Pint Bottom. Meanwhile, it starts to rain Triple Gooseberry Surprises. 19:08, 12 June 2020 Chase McFly That CreamBob was in fact the original SpongeBob. The raining Triple Gooseberry surprises cause all the ice cream people inside to start fighting each other. Foury and Eye steal the weapons of two fighters, but can't resist the raining ice cream and eat it, causing them to mutate into ice cream-arrow shooting creatures. This leaves me, Hoh Sus, Benelux, and Cape to find the monster in charge. 19:11, 12 June 2020 CaptainCape

'Excuse me, sir, but where can I find your leader?' I ask an ice cream person.

'He is in the Frost Palace, right over there,' the ice cream person, who turns out to be the Ice Cream Cone from The Lego Movie 2, replies. 10:21, 13 June 2020 Chase McFly When we get to the Frost Palace, we find that the Ice Cream Leader is a dragon, and he is clutching the ice cream jewel in his teeth. "Remember me?" He asks as we walk up, his voice sounding like Gussiberg's. 11:26, 13 June 2020 CaptainCape

'Oh, yeah, I think I remember you,' I say, smiling. 'Didn't we kill you and all your clones when we met you some time ago?' 13:38, 13 June 2020 Chase McFly “I split my soul into 2 halves, keeping one stored in my ice cream monster form. Think of your friend Klirork. Now, I reign nicely over my violent Ice Cream Division!” The monster explains. Cape starts to fight him for the jewel, but the Ice Cream Monster swallows it. “You’re pathetic!” He mutates me, Cape, and Benelux into ice cream monsters. Now, only Hoh Sus can save us. 13:47, 13 June 2020 CaptainCape

As the ice cream monsters approach Hoh Sus, he yells 'Fancy this cup of whatrydoin!' and he throws a cup of whatryadoin at the ice cream around him. 13:54, 13 June 2020 Chase McFly The Whatryadoin doesn’t kill or cure them though. It makes them stop fighting each other. “Let’s go attack those morons in the Snowman division!” I say, fully corrupted by ice cream. All the monsters storm out to the Snowman Division, with Hoh Sus following and moaning. 13:57, 13 June 2020 CaptainCape

'Come on, you stupid piles of frozen cream and milk, become normal again!' Hoh Sus tells the monsters, but they ignore him.

He follows the monsters all the way towards the Snowman Division, where the Gussiberg ice cream monster challenges the snowmen. 'There can be only one division of ice creatures here!' 14:08, 13 June 2020 This reply has been removed Chase McFly “Don’t be violent!” The giant snowman in charge, Chase McSnow, yells. “Be peaceful like my people!” He looks towards his snow batallion. “Arm up only if needed.” 14:43, 13 June 2020 CaptainCape

'Come on, let's just fight!' an ice cream warrior and politician called Hessen says. He grabs a bow and arrows that may or may not be made out of ice cream. 15:17, 13 June 2020 Chase McFly A snowwoman named Pho Lai uses mouth projectiles to throw at some of Hessen's fellow ice cream warriors. Shen then drinks them with her hand. 15:21, 13 June 2020 CaptainCape

'You are very welcome! Let's fight!' Hessen says. From a distance, several snowman politicians are laughing at the ice cream monsters and their battle. 15:43, 13 June 2020 Chase McFly The  Ice Cream Robots attack the Snowdroids, which causes Chase McSnow's snowcastle to be destroyed. 15:46, 13 June 2020 CaptainCape

'Send in the snow cannons!' Chase McSnow says once he escapes from the collapsed snowcastle. 'Forget about the "don't arm up yet" stuff!' 15:51, 13 June 2020 Chase McFly Pace looks down at the operators of the snow cannons from the Magic Carpet: The snow versions of Cape's former pets. "It'll be up to us to save everyone..."

Ho-Sis starts laughing maniacally, making Pace concerned.

Back on the ground, Hoh Sus screams as the unfeeling Ice Cream Cape continuously hits him. 15:56, 13 June 2020 CaptainCape

'You'll regret having insulted my Gravildic accent!' I say, but I'm hit by a snowball launched at me by Stormbeak. 16:06, 13 June 2020 Chase McFly After more ice cream men are taken out by cannons, the Ice Cream men take out even bigger weapons: Ice cream swords, ice cream guns, and ice cream bombs. They slice off some more heads with the swords. 16:15, 13 June 2020 CaptainCape

An ice cream bomb explodes, covering part of the environment in ice cream.

'Send in the snow grenades!' Chase McSnow says. 16:25, 13 June 2020 Chase McFly However, the Ice Cream Bomb also spread to the Cape Clone Division, causing the clones to mutate into various  ice cream Capes, as well as the people dressed as Pokey-Eyes. The snow grenades end up taking down half the regular Cape clones, but none of the people who were turned into Were-Pokey-Eyes. 16:30, 13 June 2020 CaptainCape

As the icy mass of ice cream spreads over the drainage area, the remaining Cape clones turn themselves into giant rabbits with empty eyes. 18:27, 13 June 2020 Chase McFly Except for the Supa-Mega Obese Cape Clone, who starts fighting Chase McSnow. But Chase McSnow just flicks him away and turns him into a snowman, which causes him to cough out all the people he ate. 18:30, 13 June 2020 CaptainCape

'Yay! I'm back!' Scohaix says. 'Wait, what the heck is going on here? I thought we were at a skate park!' He notices the fight between the clones, the snowmen and the ice cream monsters. 18:36, 13 June 2020 Chase McFly All the people  the Cape Clone ate then turn into more snowmen, with Witherwings providing the snowball cannons while Chase McSnow is preoccupied with his tranformation of everything and everyone. 18:39, 13 June 2020 CaptainCape

An empty-eyed rabbit (that once was a clone) leaps onto Witherwings, distracting him from his snowball-launcing duty. 18:48, 13 June 2020 Chase McFly "Witherwings, no!" Hoh Sus exclaims. He goes to protect Witherwings, but then looks Chase McSnow in the eyes. Being an extradimensional lifeform, he can't transform. However, in Chase McSnow's eyes, he sees Sugarfree Bag, which explains why the clones became eyeless rabbits. 18:50, 13 June 2020 CaptainCape

'You!' Hoh Sus gasps.

'Of course it was me!' Chase McSnow says in Sugarfree's voice. 'I hate being dead, so I was revived!' 18:59, 13 June 2020 Chase McFly Chase McSnow then exorcizes Sugarfree by trapping him in the body of an eyeless rabbit.

"NOOOO, I'm blind!" Sugarfree screeches.

"Oh, so am I, after a Time God attacked..." A snowman that was once Meerdrru says.

Chase McSnow then transforms every eyeless rabbit into a snowman, meaning that aside from the to-depressed-to-fight  inhabitants of the Sentient Hat Division, The Ice Cream Division is the only threat to the snowmen. Chase McSnow turns about half of the ice cream people into snowmen before announcing a lunch break. 19:04, 13 June 2020 CaptainCape

'This is the craziest thing I ever saw after the origin of the invisible bones!' a snowman called Chef McPherson says. 19:09, 13 June 2020 Chase McFly "Invisible bones...I love invisible bones...they make me so happy!" Hoh Sus says. "That's it, happiness!" He runs to Ice Cream Cape. "Cape, what's your happiest memory? Try to relive it, become you again..." Edited by Chase McFly    19:12, 13 June 2020 SirBenelux

During the battle, I snag the Ice Cream Jewel from the obese Ice Cream Cape Clone's mouth. Now we have two jewels, and the remaining one is the Snowman Jewel. Edited by Chase McFly    11:53, 14 June 2020 Chase McFly Howerver, Benelux is still corrupted by evil, so he keeps killing snowmen. Hoh Sus decides to turn him back to normal instead of Cape, and runs towards him. "Benelux, what's your happiest memory?" 11:54, 14 June 2020 This reply has been removed SirBenelux

"My happiest memory...?" I say. "Uhhhh.... the moment when I defeated all the doctors with chum! And the mayor of Bikini Bottom made me co-mayor!" Edited by SirBenelux    11:57, 14 June 2020 Chase McFly "Yay, you're back!" Hoh Sus says. He then goes over to Cape. "And again, what's your happiest memory, Cape?" 11:58, 14 June 2020 CaptainCape

I manage to regain control of myself long enough to think about my memories. 'Happiest memory... happiest memory...' I start thinking. 'The first time I met a griffin!' 12:01, 14 June 2020 Chase McFly "Hooray!" He says, finally running over to me, still smashing snowmen. "And you, Chase?"

"When Views died and SpongeBob came back," I say, finally not ice cream. (Benelux and Cape aren't ice cream anymore either.)

"Good, you're normal too. Now, this may come as a shock to you three, but we need to fight the snowmen who are fighting the ice creams and vice versa." 12:04, 14 June 2020 CaptainCape

'Wait, why?' I ask. 'Can't we just fix all of this mess without fighting? I've already had enough combat for today...' 12:15, 14 June 2020 Chase McFly “Fine,” I say, trying to convince Ice Cream people of their happiest memories, but they’ve been Ice Cream too long they don’t change back and keep fighting snowmen. 12:19, 14 June 2020 CaptainCape

'Fine, I guess we have to fight them anyways,' I sigh. 'Is this of any use? I think it once belonged to Music Note,' I say as I show the others a flamethrower. 15:32, 14 June 2020 Chase McFly "This is childish," Chase McSnow says, beginning to sing. "Become my snowmen, the snow will become you...let the snow hug you, let the snow love you..." and mutates all the ice cream people into snowmen. Luckily, me, Cape, Hoh Sus, and Benelux are unharmed. "Yeah, maybe we should fire that at the rogue hippogriff guarding Chase McSnow so we can get the last jewel off his head." I suggest. Edited by Chase McFly    15:40, 14 June 2020 CaptainCape

'Please forgive me, hippogriffs...' I mutter as I aim the flamethrower at the rogue hippogriff guard. 15:41, 14 June 2020 Chase McFly Benelux bounces up onto Chase McSnow's head, and grabs the Snowman Jewel. But then he falls from a great height and is turned into a snow Benelux, so I pick up the jewel. I notice that all he snow creatures have hypnotic looks in their eyes and are advancing on me, Cape, and Hoh Sus. Terrified, we run to the forest. Edited by Chase McFly    15:47, 14 June 2020 CaptainCape

I hide behind a tree, frightenedly holding the flamethrower. 'Okay, so what's the plan B?' I ask Chase and Hoh Sus. 15:56, 14 June 2020 Chase McFly “I’ll text Ho-Sis and Pace to come save us,” I say.

When my text arrives, Ho-Sis is writing some stuff in the Book of Fate, but erases it and laughs manically. “Mwa ha ha! The fools found the jewels. And they say they need our help, how cute, when all we need them for is to give us the portal to The Magic Hat’s subconscious to rip him to shreds from the inside! Sorry, may have left out a few details of the plan, Pace.” 16:02, 14 June 2020 CaptainCape

'What?!' Pace exclaims. 'Our plan was to kill him together! And with together, I mean all five of us!' 16:10, 14 June 2020 Chase McFly As The Magic Carpet soars over head, Ho-Sis grins wickedly at Pace. “Plans change, buddy. Also, I’m gonna swap bodies with Hoh Sus now.” I hand Ho-Sis the jewels, but he casts me down. “Ha ha ha,” He puts them in the book, which doesn’t fix anything at all, but simply opens the portal to kill The Magic Hat, before vanishing. Edited by Chase McFly    16:18, 14 June 2020 SirBenelux

I then manage to snap out of my snow spell. "We've got all the jewels?" I ask. Edited by Chase McFly    17:12, 14 June 2020 Chase McFly "We had them, yes, but Ho-Sis BETRAYED us and took them!" I exclaim, angered. "And now, we're undoubtedly doomed, the snow creatures are gonna attack."

"Unless we tap into our memories for hints on what to do," Hoh Sus says. Edited by Chase McFly    17:29, 14 June 2020 CaptainCape

'Well, it could've been worse, right?' I ask. 'After all, Ho-Sis wants to kill The Magic Hat, and so do we. Maybe there's a way to convince him to work together...' 12:11, 15 June 2020 Chase McFly “That’s only what we think he wants to do,” I say. “We have no way of truly knowing, since he took off into the clouds. Hoh Sus, I notice none of these have any effect on you. You could be the key.” 12:34, 15 June 2020 CaptainCape

'Wait, me?' Hoh Sus says. 'I'm good at making Shesh recipes and talking about invisible bones, but that's pretty much it.' 14:04, 15 June 2020 Chase McFly Then, Ho-oh and Solosis arrive. "You think that's all there is to you, son? You are so wrong," They say. "We are extradimensional birds coated with the perfect elements to correct reality into its true shape!" Edited by Chase McFly    15:01, 15 June 2020 CaptainCape

'Mom! Dad! I'm so happy to see you!' Hoh Sus exclaims. 'But how should I fix reality? I mean, I haven't done it before... or at least, I think so...' 15:11, 15 June 2020 Chase McFly Meanwhile, Ho-Sis has found The Magic Hat. "DIE, YOU MAGIC RAT!" He yells as he burns TMH's insides and rips his body apart. What he doesn't know is that the second he stepped through the portal, Pace fell off the Magic Carpet and is headed straight for Hoh Sus' body. 15:16, 15 June 2020 CaptainCape

Pace gives Hoh Sus his jeweled watch. 'It can attract the other jewels from the Book of Fate, and it can also summon Ho-Sis,' he explains after Hoh Sus gives him a confused look. 15:29, 15 June 2020 Chase McFly The jewels come and surround Hoh Sus, and I tell Hoh Sus to think hard about what the world truly looks like. Hoh Sus starts thinking, and Foury, Green Starry, and Eye go back to normal.

"Aim higher, Hoh-Sus!" I motivate. "Get the were-Pokey-Eyes, get the ice cream people, kill the Cape clones, destroy the snowmen virus and get the sentient hats back to people as well!" Edited by Chase McFly    15:33, 15 June 2020 CaptainCape

In a flash of light, the Cape clones and the snowman virus disappear. The snowmen, ice cream monsters and sentient hats become normal again. 'What happened?' some of the former snowmen ask. Edited by Chase McFly    15:41, 15 June 2020 Chase McFly "Everything's normal again," I say. "All thanks to Pace..." The LoJ then returns. "Hoh Sus..." Foury., Eye, and Green Starry high five everyone. "And Ho-Sis!" Ho-Sis says, having returned. "Wanna have a party?" 15:43, 15 June 2020 CaptainCape

'Sure!' Witherwings says, as he is back to normal too. 'Let's make some mouse cake!' 15:46, 15 June 2020 Chase McFly We head over to Cape's griffin farm, which is nice and grassy again, since the entire landscape is back to its original look. The question remains, what happened to the Magic Carpet? Then, it lands on Cape's picnic table, killing some mice, who we put into a cake for the hippogriffs/griffins. "But this is even better, a Shesh Pie!" I say, handing a slice to everyone. Edited by Chase McFly    15:51, 15 June 2020 CaptainCape

'At least this looks tastier than that mouse cake,' I say, looking disgustedly how Witherwings starts devouring the mouse cake. I eat my slice of Shesh Pie. 15:55, 15 June 2020 Chase McFly This causes Cape to mind-control himself, as Creepy Cape is back. Creepy Cape grins wickedly, causing everyone to smash their heads into shesh pie and summoning the creepy personas. 15:56, 15 June 2020 CaptainCape

'Eat each other! Eat yourself! Eat everyone!' Creepy Cape shouts. 'EAT ME!' 16:02, 15 June 2020 Chase McFly "Okay," Ho-Sis says, before eating Creepy Cape as well as the rest of the Shesh Pie. Then, he splits Cape and Creepy Cape back into two beings, with Cape reappearing and Creepy Cape inside Ho-Sis permanently, along with all the other creepy versions. Edited by Chase McFly    16:12, 15 June 2020 CaptainCape

'What am I doing?' I quietly ask myself. I then look for something else to eat and try to forget the fact that I just told everyone to eat each other. 16:14, 15 June 2020 Chase McFly "Guys, everything certainly seems back to normal. But is it?" I ponder. "Ho-Sis, did you kill The Magic Hat?" 16:16, 15 June 2020 CaptainCape

'Yeah, I don't think he survived after I set his insides on fire,' Ho-Sis chuckles.

'Do hats have insides? I guess I learn something new and cursed every day,' I say. 16:17, 15 June 2020 Chase McFly "Hooray, the hat is dead!" I exclaim happily.

"You know, in the Wizard of Windows, Gussiberg was the Wicked Witch.." Benelux says.

"Speaking of that," I ask. "Wanna watch some of TMH's rip-off movies? I still have them all, including some he didn't mention. And I also brought popcorn.." The Popcorn Bag arrives. "Popped snacks for all!" He says, handing out bags of popped chocolate, popped countryballs, popped humans, popped pizza, popped rabbit, popped cheese, popped crackers, popped chips, and more. 16:21, 15 June 2020 SirBenelux

"Hey, you guys wanna have a party at the Krusty Krab?" I ask.

"Yes!" everyone exclaims.

Meanwhile, at the Krusty Krab...

Everyone is celebrating the defeat of the Magic Hat. People are eating Krabby Patties, playing games, talking to each other, and there's even a giant cake resembling the Magic Hat (it's blackberry flavored). 17:26, 15 June 2020 Chase McFly However, we still have all of the Popcorn Bag's popped foods, with Cape loving the popped human, and we're watching rip-off movies on a big screen Mr. Krabs set up. 17:38, 15 June 2020 CaptainCape

The movie Forrest Cape begins.

'My mom always said life was like a box of ricebodided birdectalytes. It hurts.' Forrest Cape shows scars from ricebodied birdectalyte claws on his hand. 18:47, 15 June 2020 Chase McFly The film turns out to be very emotional, but then I see that Popcorn Bag is eating an entire ricebodied birdectalyte. "Nice dinner," I tell him as I motion to my popped pizza, popped chocolate, and popped crackers. 18:51, 15 June 2020 CaptainCape

'The movie was... pretty good, I guess?' I say as I eat a cake consisting of macaroni, chicken and eggs. 18:59, 15 June 2020 Chase McFly "Mighty strange cake, Cape," I shudder. "Anyways, I liked the part with the ping-pong paddles." I take the dvd out, and eat some more. 19:01, 15 June 2020 CaptainCape

'Let's watch this one!' I show everyone 'Incidental to the Future', another Magic Hat Productions rip-off movie. 10:18, 16 June 2020 Chase McFly However, the lights start to flicker and there’s several weird noises once we put the movie in. 12:09, 16 June 2020 CaptainCape

'Have you tried turning it off and on again?' a computer expert in the crowd asks me. I turn the machine off, but the lights keep flickering. 13:32, 16 June 2020 Chase McFly one of the sounds is kinda like a crow, but we think nothing of it, and just play the movie. It's about a guy named Doc Incidental who makes a time machine and I go in it. Then it ends with Tim Tachigmae (the villain) bombing the Tidal Zone RV time machine. 13:48, 16 June 2020 CaptainCape

'Wow, that ending was unexpected,' I say sarcastically. 'I totally didn't see a villain called Tim Tachigmae in half a dozen of other Magic Hat Productions movies!' 13:53, 16 June 2020 Chase McFly “Yeah, reminds me of how Tim possessed Cape’s dead wife and killed him and his son at the end of Forrest Cape,” I say, nibbling on popped Pokey-Eye. “That guy acting as me did a terrible job.” 14:01, 16 June 2020 CaptainCape

'Honestly, I don't think the Magic Hat was able to hire good actors for his movies,' I say. 'Did you hear Forrest Cape's accent? I don't talk like that at all!' 14:07, 16 June 2020 Chase McFly “Indeed, sounded less crocodile than your real voice,” I say. The lights flash on and off once more, revealing bloody handwriting that says, “WHERE IS CB?” 14:40, 16 June 2020 CaptainCape

'Let's help this person!' I suggest. 'After all, CB - which probably means CleverBot - robbed me of my precious griffins!' 14:47, 16 June 2020 Chase McFly "But it's bloody," I say, though I also reach into the ITTF dvd and grab the time RV. 14:49, 16 June 2020 CaptainCape

'Hey, how did you do that?' I ask when I see Chase getting the time RV. 'Maybe I could get a second Shrkjork from a The Wizard of Windows DVD! 14:54, 16 June 2020 Chase McFly "You do that, Cape," I say, but then the wall falls down, causing a stream of light to flood in. Standing there is a rooster. "Who are you?" I ask. "What do you want?" 14:59, 16 June 2020 CaptainCape

'I am the Cornflakes Rooster! I'm looking for the Cereal Bowl!' the rooster says.

'Aww, so you're not looking for CleverBot?' I ask the Cornflakes Rooster, slightly disappointed. 15:03, 16 June 2020 Chase McFly "No, I don't even know who that is," The Cornflakes Rooster says. "I need to ask the Cereal Bowl if he's ready to be filled with cornflakes. Much better than Froot Loops. Where is he? Why is he not here?" 15:04, 16 June 2020 CaptainCape

'He's dead,' I explain. 'He died five chapters ago because his Froot Loops expired! And besides, I agree with you about the cornflakes.' 15:08, 16 June 2020 Chase McFly "Then we will need a time machine to so and save him before his death," Cornflakes says.

"We have this RV, but it can only go 30 years into the past, since its first component, the Magic Hat Capacitor, was invented 30 years ago." I explain. "The future, however, is wide open for the machine." 15:13, 16 June 2020 CaptainCape

'Hey, the Cereal Bowl was made 30 years ago!' Cornflakes realizes. 'That means that we can still use it to save the Cereal Bowl.' 15:19, 16 June 2020 Chase McFly "That works!" I say, and we all get in the time machine. "Everyone, buckle up! Soon, we'll be in 1990, but we better not be apart for..." 15:31, 16 June 2020 CaptainCape

'I hope there's no evil Tim Tachigmae voiced by some low-budget actor in 1990 to bomb this RV,' I say. 15:44, 16 June 2020 Chase McFly "Yeah, me too," I agree, as They Might Be Giants show up to play some "Filler Night". 15:46, 16 June 2020 CaptainCape

I start counting down. '13!' 15:52, 16 June 2020 Chase McFly 12! 15:53, 16 June 2020 Chase McFly 11! 15:54, 16 June 2020 Chase McFly 10! 15:54, 16 June 2020 Chase McFly 9! 15:55, 16 June 2020 CaptainCape

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