Everyone Shall Burn Even Worse Because Our Rules Are Even Meaner City

Everyone Shall Burn Even Worse Because Our Rules are Even Meaner City (also known as ESBEWBORAEM City and ESBEWBOAREMC) is the main setting of The Magic Hat's Wrath. It is the successor of both Bikini Bottom and Everyone Shall Burn.

Rules

 * No communicating with others in a way that is even remotely fun, except if one is in the seedy, dilapidated part of town.
 * All communication devices will be confiscated.
 * Anything related to SpongeBob SquarePants is banned, except if it mentions the Incidentals.
 * The Tidal Zone is banned.
 * Magic or magical events are banned.
 * Being purple is banned.
 * Having three eyes is banned.
 * Buying, selling, using or manufacturing liquid stone juice is banned.
 * No using food in any way that isn't eating. This includes using it as a vehicle.
 * No junk food, such as candy, potato chips, desserts, pastries, wallaby cupcakes, or anything that has fat.
 * No talking in caps.
 * No insulting the Incidentals or The Magic Hat.
 * No eating crabs if you are a starfish.
 * Inter-dimensional fleas are banned.
 * No complaining about servant work.
 * No leaving city boundaries unless given permission by the Magic Hat.
 * No using spaceships.
 * No doing heroic acts.
 * No helping the Magic Hat's/Incidentals' enemy.
 * No doing anything important if one hasn't voted on it.
 * No complaining about city rules.
 * Incidentals must be called by "Incidental [number]."
 * No exiting or entering city boundaries without license and registration (formerly).