Thread:Alien Tavern/@comment-7180588-20200404151859/@comment-35294673-20200503150229

The microwave suddenly sprouts long white legs. 'I am Philips, Goat Simulator's Microwave! Now I shall distract these fools with what they crave!'

Philips launches a pizza (with Sugarfree on top of it), which indeed distracts everyone. He then promptly explodes.