S.S. Wellerperson

The S.S. Wellerperson is a ship that was used as a pirate ship by Team NES. It first appeared in NES Wellerman.

NES Wellerman
When Team NES attacked a kingdom with the S.S. Luis to steal all their wealth, they stole the S.S. Wellerperson too. Music Note glued skewers onto it. Cape Kragils directed the S.S. Wellerperson towards one of the king's ships to see if the skewers worked.

Music Note said that the big red button shouldn't be pressed unless you wanted to risk a blade maelstrom tearing up either enemy ships or the Wellerperson itself. Pokey-Eyepods pressed the button and caused a bunch of sawblades to tear up a random ship.

Cape Kragils organized the team's treasures and assigned everyone jobs. Henryton became the ship's cook and the staring bird had to sit in the crow's nest to check if there were any enemy ships. He then went to alphabetically organize the treasures.

Music Note rammed the Wellerperson into another ship. When the staring bird saw the S.S. Chicken, Music Note requested to burn down the ship and threw a vial of napalm at the Chicken. He then skewered it after getting permission from Cape.

RockoRama sailed the Wellerperson to the Rockoless Universe and perished there. Music Note sailed it to New Zealand but arrived in Australia instead, where the ship got some ordinary card boxes and the staring bird was stung by a giant bee.