Michael Bay

Michael Bay is a filmmaker who debuted in Never-ending story.

Never-ending story
Man Ray kissed Michael Bay on the cheek, and they had a staring contest. Catwoman paid to watch, but then they died.

He was revived and wanted to blow up the world, but he was stopped by Roger the Alien doing the pina colada dance.

When Cyclops blew up an asteroid hurling towards Earth, Michael Bay spammed lots of explosions.

Throwback Thurzday Too
After Sour Note defeated Sea Satan with his clarinet, Michael Bay blew up the latter's supply of spoiled milk using dynamite. He remarked that he loves explosions.