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School is back in session, or rather, story is back in session!

In this part, for previously being such great students, the user characters and a few others are invited to go to Here Boot Camp. During the day, they'll find that different classes create different challenges.

Rules can be found here.

02:51, 30 September 2019 SirBenelux

(I did not expect us to go to Here Boot Camp) 11:34, 30 September 2019 BalloonyFan6789 We are teleported to the bus.

"Who is this Baldi fella? A guy who sells molten gold?" someone asks. They are Samuel Bhandrel, an actor who was on the bus with us. Edited by Views06    17:47, 6 October 2019 Views06 "No, he's a teacher!" Benelux says.

The bus heads for a random island in Virginia, where Here Boot Camp is located. 17:37, 6 October 2019 BFrit

In the bus, I'm sitting next to Natalie, and we're talking about the weather. 17:38, 6 October 2019 SirBenelux

CHAPTER 6: BALDI'S BASICS 2

We arrive at Here Boot Camp, where we see that it looks just like Here School, but with a few differences. Edited by SirBenelux    10:37, 11 October 2019 Views06 But with much more rooms. 17:42, 6 October 2019 BalloonyFan6789 "Hello, guys." Baldi says when he sees us. Then he sees Samuel Bhandrel and screams because he's a big fan of him. 17:43, 6 October 2019 BFrit

"Hello, Baldi," me and Natalie say simultaneously. 17:44, 6 October 2019 Chase McFly

"Boot camp?" I ask, scared. "That can't be good..." 17:47, 6 October 2019 Views06 We are all given a card, which lists all of our classes. 17:47, 6 October 2019 SirBenelux

"Hey, I've got something for you guys." says Baldi. "Hit it guys!"

Then They Might Be Giants sings a variation of "Oggy Oggy Oggy" called "Baldi Baldi Baldi".

Baldi Baldi Baldi! Oi Oi Oi! Baldi Baldi Baldi! Oi Oi Oi! Baldi! Oi! Baldi! Oi! Baldi Baldi Baldi! Oi Oi Oi!

17:48, 6 October 2019 BFrit

"Hey, it's They Might be Giants!" I say happily. 17:50, 6 October 2019 SirBenelux

The card reads:

Periods 1st Breakfast - Principal of The Thing 2nd Math - Baldi 3rd More Math - Baldi 4th Even More Math - Baldi 5th Lunch - Principal of The Thing 6th Reading - Painfully Honest Buhdeuce 7th Computer Lab - Rog 8th Music Class - John Linnell and John Flansburgh 9th Social Studies - Painfully Honest Buhdeuce 10th Science - RootNegativeSixteen 11th Dinner - Principal of The Thing 12th Gym - Mr. Mortimer 13th Medical Science - Peter Griffin 14th Cheese - Yvonne Orangefish 17:51, 6 October 2019 BFrit

"Interesting," I say. "Can't wait to see what 'Cheese' could be!" 17:54, 6 October 2019 Chase McFly

CheeseCrocker turns orange with embarrassment. "I may be sick by then..." He turns to Dokuro-chan. 'You don't supposed she vomited out Cheesy?" 17:56, 6 October 2019 BFrit

My stomach rumbles. "Man," I say. "I'm ready to go eat some breakfast, who's with me?" 18:09, 6 October 2019 BalloonyFan6789 Everyone says yes, then POTT says it's time for breakfast. 18:11, 6 October 2019 Views06 When they get to the cafeteria, POTT tells them to first set the tables. 18:23, 6 October 2019 BalloonyFan6789 In the cafeteria, we see a sign saying:

"YABO EROK: NESology Teacher and Member of RobbanBand" 18:29, 6 October 2019 ReturnOfIsaac ReturnOfIsaac

GS is setting his table perfectly. 18:42, 6 October 2019 BFrit

After me and Natalie set our table, we sit down. 18:43, 6 October 2019 BalloonyFan6789 Then Canvas comes and asks everyone what they want. Samuel Bhandrel says he wants toast and coke, but Canvas says that they only have pepsi. 18:47, 6 October 2019 BFrit

Me and Natalie tell Canvas that we both want bacon and eggs. Edited by BFrit    00:21, 7 October 2019 Chase McFly

I complain that this school has too much math and just get some salad and bread. 10:35, 7 October 2019 BalloonyFan6789 I am given detention for eating too loudly. 10:53, 7 October 2019 SirBenelux

But Canvas mysteriously disappears, and The Guy Who Ripped Off Pepsi takes their place. Then TGWROP (The Guy Who Ripped Off Pepsi) starts serving food, and that food is fake Pepsi. We are unhappy with this.

"Ugh, can we please just serve us some real food?" I tell TGWROP.

"No can do, fake Pepsi is my specialty." says TGWROP. SpongeBob in RandomLand 173 Samuel Bhrandel then says: "Gotta get some normal food!" He then opens the door that leads to the kitchen, only to reveal Red Mist Squidward. Samuel then screams and closes the door.

"Sorry, kid, kitchen off limits." says TGWROP, before being pushed away by Dave, SpongeBob's cousin. He wears a sailor's hat, a black jacket, a white T-shirt, blue plubmer pants and a greasy apron. He is also a sponge.

"Sorry guys, the Pepsi ripoff guy can be such a total jerk sometimes, so I'm taking over his position. The Chef of Police will be the kitchen chef from now on, as his name suggests. The Pepsi ripoff guy will be mopping the cafeteria floor as his punishment. I'm Dave by the way." says Dave.

"Hi Dave. Can we please get some real food now?" I say.

"Sure thing. Comin' right up." says Dave, before putting toast and coke on Samuel's tray, bacon and eggs on BFrit and Natalie's trays, and salad and bread on Chase's tray. The rest of us get Weenie Dogs (that's what Weenie Hut hot dogs are called), since Dave once worked at Weenie Hut. Cannedlunchworkertransparent Once we sit on the table, I spot a painting that has black all over it. It is fully black.

"Uhh, Principal? What is that black painting over there?" I ask.

"That painting is called "Solitude". It represents, well, you know, solitude." says POTT.

"Really? Well it looks kinda suspicious..." I say, as I see Canvas' glasses. "Do you think that painting is spying on us?"

"Not really." says POTT. Edited by SirBenelux    11:17, 10 October 2019 BalloonyFan6789 When I come back from detention, I ask for popcorn. Edited by BalloonyFan6789    11:43, 7 October 2019 SirBenelux

But the popcorn is actually fake Pepsi-flavored. 11:52, 7 October 2019 CaptainCape

I enter the cafetaria, as I was still exploring Here Boot Camp. I ask POTT if I could have a sand-which, but he says he only has a soybean pizza left. I reluctantly eat the pizza. 12:25, 7 October 2019 BalloonyFan6789 When I see Cape, I say hello. As I eat my popcorn, I give him some. 13:03, 7 October 2019 CaptainCape

I say thanks and eat the popcorn, not knowing that it is fake Pepsi-flavored. 13:07, 7 October 2019 BFrit

Me and Natalie start to talk about the weather again. 13:16, 7 October 2019 Yola65CC

Then someone throws their juice in Natalie's face 13:23, 7 October 2019 BFrit

"Oh my gosh!" I say. "Are you okay, Natalie?" Thankfully, she is, and I help her wipe the juice off of her face. Edited by BFrit    13:34, 7 October 2019 BalloonyFan6789 "No" said Chase McFly on September 19, 2019 eats an apple, then asks POTT: "When is class starting?" 14:03, 7 October 2019 SirBenelux Poopsers Bibendum then wants to go to the bathroom, but finds Poopsers Joopsers in it. Bibendum then closes the door and goes to look for another bathroom. 14:35, 7 October 2019 BalloonyFan6789 When he returns from the bathroom, POTT is seen telling NSCMOS192019: "Class is starting soon." 15:01, 7 October 2019 BFrit

After we’re done eating, me and Natalie get ready for math. Edited by BFrit    15:49, 7 October 2019 BalloonyFan6789 Then Baldi sees us. "Oh, hey everyone." he says. 16:02, 7 October 2019 Chase McFly

“Hi, Mr. Baldi,” I say. “Can you not hit us with a ruler this time?” 16:07, 7 October 2019 BalloonyFan6789 He replies he won't, unless if we misbehave. 16:12, 7 October 2019 Chase McFly

“But last time you said minor stuff was misbehaving,” I point out. 16:17, 7 October 2019 ReturnOfIsaac ReturnOfIsaac

GS sees Baldi and says "Hi, Mr. Baldi!" 16:19, 7 October 2019 BalloonyFan6789 Then he says that he is less strict now. 16:20, 7 October 2019 BFrit

"That's good," me and Natalie say in unison. 16:33, 7 October 2019 BalloonyFan6789 We start doing simple math, when Bibendum has to go to the bathroom again. Yet again, he sees Poopsers. 16:52, 7 October 2019 SirBenelux

Baldi then gives all of us You Can Think Pads and the first math problem is:

6x9-51= 17:09, 7 October 2019 ReturnOfIsaac ReturnOfIsaac

GS types "3" into the pad. 17:10, 7 October 2019 SirBenelux

"Aha, you got it!" says Baldi. "Problem 2: 8+6+10÷3=" 17:14, 7 October 2019 BFrit

I put "8" into my YCTP. 17:15, 7 October 2019 SirBenelux

"Great job, that's right!" says Baldi. "Problem 3: 21x3-13÷2" 17:18, 7 October 2019 ReturnOfIsaac ReturnOfIsaac

GS types "17.3333333" into the pad. 17:19, 7 October 2019 SirBenelux

"I hear every door you open." says Baldi, before chasing GS down the halls. Edited by SirBenelux    17:23, 7 October 2019 ReturnOfIsaac ReturnOfIsaac

GS is literally screaming. 17:23, 7 October 2019 This reply has been removed BalloonyFan6789 Meanwhile, back in the classroom, Baldi says the next problem is 48-16x2-7. 17:25, 7 October 2019 ReturnOfIsaac ReturnOfIsaac

GS is now hiding under a table in the cafeteria. 17:27, 7 October 2019 BFrit

I put "57" into my You Can Think Pad. Edited by BFrit    17:34, 7 October 2019 SirBenelux

"Good one!" says Baldi. I then spot the "Solitude" painting again, and suspect that Canvas may be spying on us again. 17:32, 7 October 2019 BalloonyFan6789 I (me sitting at the computer) jump into the computer, then explain to Baldi that Isaac was ninja'd. He understands, and stops chasing GS. 17:36, 7 October 2019 ReturnOfIsaac ReturnOfIsaac

GS then re-enters the classroom, sighing with relief. 18:11, 7 October 2019 BalloonyFan6789 Baldi then says it's time for a short break, then we will do more math. He then takes the YCTPs back. Edited by BalloonyFan6789    18:46, 7 October 2019 Chase McFly

Then Rocko accidentally answers a question wrong. “Slap me with the ruler,” Baldi says. 18:47, 7 October 2019 BalloonyFan6789 However, before Rocko can, Baldi slaps him him first. "AAAAHH! PONIES!" Rocko screams. 18:52, 7 October 2019 Chase McFly

Then I report Baldi to POTT for breaking his vow, but he says “Now I be cry sad now,” 18:57, 7 October 2019 BFrit

I play Rock Paper Scissors with Natalie. 19:02, 7 October 2019 Chase McFly

Natalie does rock and BFrit does scissors, so Natalie tells him some stuff about the Silo World. Everyone lives in grain silos and all natural objects are shaped like silos, they also have prominent species that are inanimate objects and a global language called “Silese”. 19:05, 7 October 2019 This reply has been removed Chase McFly

Baldi slaps them all with his ruler. 20:34, 7 October 2019 TheAlmightyOctopodeOfRandomness TheAlmightyOctopodeOfRandomness

Billy fence slaps Baldi back with a wad of crisp £100 bills. 20:38, 7 October 2019 Chase McFly

Principal of the Thing has Billy put in detention and calls his mother, who then kills Billy. (He will not come back) 20:39, 7 October 2019 Views06 Then, we see Baldi come from the printer room with nametags. "I've given you all nametags! But, they all weigh different amounts, so we will weigh them in class!" says Baldi.

After Baldi gives everyone their tag, Benelux notices his says Elmo on it. "MY NAME'S NOT ELMO!" he shouts. "When I made the nametags, I used everyone's birth certificate! So it couldn't have been wrong!" replies Baldi.

Benelux then asks Baldi to show the birth certificate, and it does say Elmo, but it is crossed out, meaning Benelux's real name was actually Elmo for 4 months after all! 21:35, 7 October 2019 BFrit

I’m excited to weigh my nametag, so I grin widely. 21:52, 7 October 2019 Chase McFly

BFrit quickly scribbles over the “sche” on his name after he weighs it. 22:13, 7 October 2019 BalloonyFan6789 Rocko, when weighing his nametag, accidentally drops it. 04:48, 8 October 2019 ReturnOfIsaac ReturnOfIsaac

GS puts his name tag on the scale, and it weighs 50 millimetres. 06:23, 8 October 2019 CaptainCape

Mine weighs a lot more, since my full name is 'Captain Caporian 'Cape' Vuhrars Ol'ath Hovo Crek Driviex Zak'aik Kragils'. 10:12, 8 October 2019 Chase McFly

I quickly leave Here Boot Camp, as I’m really scared of boot camps. 11:07, 8 October 2019 SirBenelux

I then kill myself after being humiliated because of the name "Elmo". I may not come back. 11:17, 8 October 2019 Chase McFly

Then Better SirBenelux paints himself red and changes the size of his country. Edited by Chase McFly    11:29, 8 October 2019 BalloonyFan6789 After everyone has weighed their nametag, we continue doing math. Edited by BalloonyFan6789    11:27, 8 October 2019 Chase McFly

Currently on the run, I ask Applejack to infiltrate the Boot Camp. 11:29, 8 October 2019 This reply has been removed Chase McFly

I come back and see Baldi painting Benelux’s face on Elmo. 11:42, 8 October 2019 BalloonyFan6789 Then I answer a question wrong. Baldi beats me to death with the ruler, and when I'm revived, I see that "No" said Chase McFly on September 19, 2019 is gone! 11:46, 8 October 2019 SirBenelux

Then I come back and reveal my real birth certificate, which does not have "Elmo" on it. Just "Kosembourg Doppler". Then it is revealed that Elmo was actually disguised as me for this and the previous part. Baldi then weighs a name tag on me, which says "Kosembourg Doppler". I also tell everyone that I was held captive by Elmo. (do not change this please, also, Views, do not change anything about my birth certificate please) Edited by SirBenelux    11:48, 8 October 2019 Chase McFly

It turns out that she’s not missing, but merged with Four! 11:51, 8 October 2019 BalloonyFan6789 However, we suddenly unmerge. 11:56, 8 October 2019 Chase McFly

Then Baldi slaps himself with the ruler. 11:58, 8 October 2019 BFrit

“Well, that was unexpected,” I say. 12:17, 8 October 2019 Chase McFly

Then Michael Rosen says “now I be cry sad now”, and throws Baldi into the computer, he gets put in detention even though he’s old. 13:00, 8 October 2019 BalloonyFan6789 When he comes back from detention, he says "Don't throw Baldi into computer." 13:04, 8 October 2019 BFrit

I patiently wait for the next task. 14:52, 8 October 2019 Chase McFly

Cape gets sent to detention, so he punches Baldi. “Never really liked your boot camp anyway,” 14:54, 8 October 2019 BalloonyFan6789 Then Baldi gives us YCTPs again. 15:08, 8 October 2019 CaptainCape

Me: 'Why did you even send me to detention? I did nothing wrong!'

Baldi: 'Because... ermm... Your name is too long!'

Me: 'That's not even a reason to punish someone.'

Baldi: 'You're right, I just felt like sending someone to detention.' 15:45, 8 October 2019 BalloonyFan6789 I tell Baldi it was unfair, but I am sent to detention too! 15:48, 8 October 2019 BFrit

I start to get slightly less patient. 16:26, 8 October 2019 BalloonyFan6789 Baldi asks us a problem: "First problem: 47-23+18." 16:38, 8 October 2019 Chase McFly

But then Anti-Turkey arrives, fighting Nssaisas since he’s alive again. 16:39, 8 October 2019 BFrit

I put "42" into my YCTP. 16:54, 8 October 2019 SirBenelux

"You're doing fantastic!" says Baldi. Canvas then sneaks up on me and deflates me. I turn around to see Canvas, but they disappeared. Bibendum then inflates me back. 17:08, 8 October 2019 BalloonyFan6789 Baldi says the next problem is 12+29-6+43. 17:12, 8 October 2019 SirBenelux

I then type "78" on the YCTP.

"I can't believe it... you're incredible!" says Baldi. "Oh, and did I mention there was a toaster fighting bread in the kitchen?" 17:59, 8 October 2019 Chase McFly

Klirork jumps into the room, hissing at Nsaissas, then eats both him and Anti-Turkey. POTT says “No kitties in the halls!” 18:11, 8 October 2019 BalloonyFan6789 POTT accuses me of being Klirork's owner, and I am given detention. 18:31, 8 October 2019 Chase McFly

Then Baldi gives our final math class. 10:31, 9 October 2019 BalloonyFan6789 After I return from detention, Baldi asks us the first problem: 56+32-8. This character's name is completely normal, and not unusual answers 80. 10:41, 9 October 2019 Chase McFly

Baldi says she got it right, then tries to do 2+2. Baldi slaps him when he says “Five”. 10:44, 9 October 2019 BalloonyFan6789 Then I answer "four, like me." Edited by BalloonyFan6789    11:07, 9 October 2019 Chase McFly

Then Baldi sticks Foury on the whiteboard, where the answer should be. “Correct,” He says, erasing the problem. 11:23, 9 October 2019 BFrit

“The next problem is 55 + 3 divided by 2,” says Baldi. Edited by BFrit    16:24, 9 October 2019 SirBenelux

I then write 29 on the YCTP.

"Right you are!" says Baldi. "This is even better than the toaster fighting bread!" 17:05, 9 October 2019 BalloonyFan6789 After I get off the whiteboard, Baldi asks one final question: 48+7-3. 17:15, 9 October 2019 ReturnOfIsaac ReturnOfIsaac

GS types 52 onto the pad. 17:18, 9 October 2019 Chase McFly

Finally, math is over, and we go to lunch. 17:18, 9 October 2019 SirBenelux

Meanwhile, on one of the tables, the Annoying Orange characters are on it.

Orange: Check it out, guys! We're in this crazy boot camp! Guess we were booted into it! Hahahahahaha!

Pear: Ugh, not another one of your jokes, Orange...

Orange: Don't be such a boot, Pear! Hahahahaha!

Pear: Ugh...I think we would've been better off when we were not pushed into this.

Orange: Yeah, good point. Whoever pushed us into this was a big boot! Hahahahahaha!

Pear: Your jokes won't help.

Orange: Hey Midget Apple!

Midget Apple: It's Little Apple!

Orange: What do you think of this boot camp?

Midget Apple: I don't know, it's really boring here.

Grapefruit: Don't be a poser, Little Apple! There's lots to do here!

Midget Apple: Yeah, like what?

Grapefruit: We get to look around the cafeteria! It's so breathtaking!

Grandpa Lemon: I wouldn't say that, looks can be also obscene.

Passion Fruit: Oh don't be such a wiseguy, Grandpa!

Grandpa Lemon: I am wise! Infact, all grandpas are wise!

Marshmallow: *runs around super fast* Wee! I'm fast as lighting!

Pear: Get back here, Marshmallow. You're gonna crash into something.

Marshmallow: Oh, why wouldn't I-- *crashes into wall*

Pear: There you go; you crashed into a wall. Ao orange 174x252 Ao pear 174x252 Ao midgetapple 174x252 Ao marshmallow 174x252 Ao passionfruit 174x252 Ao grapefruit 174x252 Ao lemon 174x252

Edited by SirBenelux    17:58, 9 October 2019 BalloonyFan6789 They are all given detention until reading class starts. 18:26, 9 October 2019 Chase McFly

Meanwhile, I look to see who’s serving the lunch, but there’s nobody yet. I write down an order for some peanut butter and banana sandwiches and a salad. 18:29, 9 October 2019 BFrit

My order is for a ham sandwich with chips. 20:31, 9 October 2019 Views06TiVoGuy Canvas comes back, and hands out the food. The next person in line is TiVo Guy, she orders BONK! BONK! BONK! with a side of BUBUM! 23:35, 9 October 2019 Beanieboy112 Beanieboy112

Canvas literally hands out 3 BONK words and one BUBUM word to her. 00:08, 10 October 2019 SirBenelux

However, Canvas mysteriously disappears again after handing out the lunch to the TiVo Guy. They are replaced by TGWROP, who is now serving anything you like after his punishment.

Meanwhile, in the kitchen, Dave is trying to solve the toaster fighting bread problem, with the Chef of Police's help. They solve this probelm by destroying the toaster and throwing it in the trash. Then they order a new toaster; this time, it won't fight bread. 11:19, 10 October 2019 BFrit

After I get my food, I sit down at a table. 16:45, 10 October 2019 ReturnOfIsaac ReturnOfIsaac

GS is currently eating a white ham sandwhich with no crusts. 17:24, 10 October 2019 BalloonyFan6789 Cape asks GS to give him some of the sandwich. 18:17, 10 October 2019 ReturnOfIsaac ReturnOfIsaac

GS tears some of the sandwhich off and gives the teared peice to Cape. 18:22, 10 October 2019 CaptainCape

I thank GS, and eat it. I'm glad it doesn't taste like soybeans. 19:10, 10 October 2019 TheAlmightyOctopodeOfRandomness TheAlmightyOctopodeOfRandomness

I’m over on a lonely table, sitting with Johnathon Maximus, Mr Space-Time Continuum, Jerry and Dave. Dave scowls (well as much as a rock can scowl) at the Dave in the kitchen. We are all eating PB&J’s. I finish my food and go over to Cape and chat. I ask him what next lesson is. 21:32, 10 October 2019 BFrit

"The next lesson is Reading," Cape tells Octo. Edited by BFrit    12:01, 11 October 2019 TheAlmightyOctopodeOfRandomness TheAlmightyOctopodeOfRandomness

I realise I'm out of paper, so I go to the back of the cafeteria to get some from my friend, Samuel Idontownapapersmugglingbusiness' paper smuggling business. 05:35, 11 October 2019 SirBenelux

"It's not English, it's Reading." I tell Jerry, as he was the one who told Octo what the next lesson is. 10:24, 11 October 2019 Chase McFly

We head over to reading, which is taught by Painfully Honest Buhdeuce. 10:48, 11 October 2019 SirBenelux

"Welcome, students, to reading class." says Painfully Honest Buhdeuce. "I'm your teacher, Painfully Honest Buhdeuce. Today we are going to read a book called "Tom and the Great Big Sausage". 1st Prize will hand out the books to you using his two extra arms with limbs coming from his head."

"Arms coming from a robot's head?" says Rocko. "Well that's kind of creepy..."

"Yeah, tell me about it." says Dave. He's participating in reading class as his kitchen break. 1st Prize then hands out the Tom and the Great Big Sausage books to all of us. 10:59, 11 October 2019 BFrit

I open the book and start reading. 12:09, 11 October 2019 BalloonyFan6789 CheeseCrocker tries to read as quietly as possible. 12:11, 11 October 2019 Chase McFly

Then Yvonne grabs a piece of CheeseCrocker and gives it to Dokuro-chan. 12:32, 11 October 2019 CaptainCape

Nssaisas and Anti-Turkey, who were also teleported to Here Boot Camp, are now friends and don't try to kill each other (as much as before). Anti-Turkey asks if Nssaisas could fix his stove, and then starts to read Tom and the Great Big Sausage. Edited by CaptainCape    12:46, 11 October 2019 Chase McFly

Dokuro-chan then puts the cheese on Cape’s spike, which causes her to be mind-controlled. But Cape just keeps reading, unaware Dokuro-chan is copying him. 13:00, 11 October 2019 BFrit

The same person who threw their juice at Natalie tries to throw their book at her this time, but are stopped by PHB. Edited by BFrit    13:16, 11 October 2019 Chase McFly

Then Anti-Turkey and Nssaisas start fighting over their book, s PHB throws them in detention together. 14:34, 11 October 2019 SirBenelux

It's a Bully then becomes bored of reading the book and decides to get out of class, but PHB won't let him. 14:47, 11 October 2019 Chase McFly

Then he gets sent to detention as well. The detention here is much more aggressive than at Here School, as POTT is beating up Playtime for some reason. 14:52, 11 October 2019 TheAlmightyOctopodeOfRandomness TheAlmightyOctopodeOfRandomness

Traumatised Meowcat attempts to make conversation with Benelux, as Traumatised Meowcat has been stuck in Here Boot Camp for years.

(Traumatised Meowcat is a student at the school) Edited by TheAlmightyOctopodeOfRandomness    15:28, 11 October 2019 MrWriting76 MrWriting76

Jerry stares at traumatised meowcat with a look of sheer and utter ow.

traumatised meowcat is traumatised more. Edited by MrWriting76    15:38, 11 October 2019 TheAlmightyOctopodeOfRandomness TheAlmightyOctopodeOfRandomness

Jerry gets put in detention for traumatisation. 15:42, 11 October 2019 MrWriting76 MrWriting76

Jerry stares at POTT with a look of sheer and utter ow.

POTT is traumatised. 15:43, 11 October 2019 TheAlmightyOctopodeOfRandomness TheAlmightyOctopodeOfRandomness

Traumatised Meowcat cries silently. 15:44, 11 October 2019 MrWriting76 MrWriting76

Jerry's neck extends to stare at traumatised meowcat with a look of sheer and utter ow.

traumatised meowcat is traumatised even more. 15:46, 11 October 2019 Chase McFly

Painfully Honest Buhdeuce wants to make sure everyone is paying attention, so he gives us a pop quiz! 16:07, 11 October 2019 TheAlmightyOctopodeOfRandomness TheAlmightyOctopodeOfRandomness

But Samuel Inevergaveouttheanswerstoanyone gets put in detention for giving out answers 16:19, 11 October 2019 MrWriting76 MrWriting76

jerry (Who secretly snuck back to class) eats a quiet person at the back of the room that no-one noticed and was not in any way important to the story. 16:25, 11 October 2019 TheAlmightyOctopodeOfRandomness TheAlmightyOctopodeOfRandomness

Anyway, we take our papers and wait for PHB. READY, SET, GO! 16:37, 11 October 2019 Chase McFly

The first question is what is the name of Tom's sausage. Edited by Chase McFly    16:39, 11 October 2019 BalloonyFan6789 I answer "Maye M. Meaty." 16:44, 11 October 2019 TheAlmightyOctopodeOfRandomness TheAlmightyOctopodeOfRandomness

Traumatised Meowcat answers Penelope Pigskin 16:58, 11 October 2019 BFrit

My answer is “Peter Pork.” 17:15, 11 October 2019 TheAlmightyOctopodeOfRandomness TheAlmightyOctopodeOfRandomness

I go for Sir Humphrey Hotdog 17:30, 11 October 2019 MrWriting76 MrWriting76

jerry goes for 'Food.'

Dave goes for 'Morlurk The Opressor.' Edited by MrWriting76    18:25, 11 October 2019 Chase McFly

I put "Sir G.B.  Noidea  Penelope "Peter"  Meaty Sausage." Edited by Chase McFly    18:34, 11 October 2019 CaptainCape

I choose 'G.B. Sausage'. PHB reveals the right answer, which is...

Sir G.B. Maye Humphrey Food Pigskin the Oppressor! 18:32, 11 October 2019 Chase McFly

After that quiz, we head to computer lab with Rog. 18:41, 11 October 2019 BFrit

I'm excited, because I really like computers! 18:45, 11 October 2019 Views06 After we all arrive at the lab, we see Rog has given all the computers viruses, and we must remove them without antivirus. 18:50, 11 October 2019 BalloonyFan6789 One third purple, one third light green, one third dark green CheeseCrocker ignores this and instead plays Papa's Freezeria. 18:55, 11 October 2019 Chase McFly

This causes his computer to do a loud ringing noise, with a data mine absorbing his personal information. I throw it into a computer that has Michael Rosen at it, since he is visiting Rog. “Don’t throw computer into computer,” 19:03, 11 October 2019 TheAlmightyOctopodeOfRandomness TheAlmightyOctopodeOfRandomness

Traumatised Meowcat starts crying. 19:05, 11 October 2019 BFrit

I try, to the best of my ability, to get rid of the virus on my computer. 19:07, 11 October 2019 Chase McFly

“Now I be cry sad now,” Rocko says when he sees Fluttershy on the screen, looking at Michael to get rid of her. 19:09, 11 October 2019 MrWriting76 MrWriting76

Jerry eats the computer and bites a stale virus. he spits the computer out and passes the class! Edited by MrWriting76    19:21, 11 October 2019 TheAlmightyOctopodeOfRandomness TheAlmightyOctopodeOfRandomness

Meme Man, who is also at the school, gets A N G E R Y at the virus and Scronches the compute. 19:47, 11 October 2019 Views06 But fades out of existence, because NES Story isn't one huge meme website. Octo should go to reddit for that before he gets blocked again. 19:49, 11 October 2019 TheAlmightyOctopodeOfRandomness TheAlmightyOctopodeOfRandomness

(Sorry)

Mr Space Time Continuum politely asks the computer to fix itself. Edited by TheAlmightyOctopodeOfRandomness    20:09, 11 October 2019 Chase McFly

As the computer is an inanimate object, I quickly install virus wiping software -‘and it does the trick. We split into teams to tackle the others. 01:28, 12 October 2019 MrWriting76 MrWriting76

jerry eats dave's computer and goes through the previously mentioned process. 06:49, 12 October 2019 Chase McFly

Jerry gets indigestion, and has to go home early. Now that the viruses are gone, I play video games on the computer. 09:08, 12 October 2019 ReturnOfIsaac ReturnOfIsaac

GS simply snaps his fingers, making the viruses on his computer disappear. Meanwhile, Wesley is having trouble trying to stop the viruses. 09:58, 12 October 2019 TheAlmightyOctopodeOfRandomness TheAlmightyOctopodeOfRandomness

I summon a pair of Flying Squirrels to eat the viruses.

The teacher doesn't notice and passes me. Edited by TheAlmightyOctopodeOfRandomness    10:36, 12 October 2019 MrWriting76 MrWriting76

jerry eats his indigestion and feels better. He also gets to play violent games for the rest of the day!

He did do so well he got a poster of himself put up on the wall!

It says: "Eat all your problems away!" Edited by MrWriting76    11:21, 12 October 2019 Chase McFly

But magic powers are banned at Here Boot Camp, so Rog calls POTT. 12:15, 12 October 2019 BFrit

I play online games once my computer is virus-free. 12:24, 12 October 2019 Chase McFly

Rog then gives us all candy, except for those who got sent to detention. 13:00, 12 October 2019 CaptainCape

Before I take the candy, I ask what's in it to make sure it doesn't have soybeans. Rog replies that it is strawberry-flavored, so I eat it. 13:33, 12 October 2019 Chase McFly

Nssaisas starts laughing at Cape. “Why would candy have soybeans?” He then throws Anti-Turkey at Cape, but Cape punches him. “Never really liked your turkey anyways,” Edited by Chase McFly    13:38, 12 October 2019 SirBenelux

Meanwhile, Baldi goes to the school's basement and secretly revives SpongeBob by reciting a ritual. However, his attempt in reviving SpongeBob goes awry; instead, SpongeBob appears in the water, near the island Here Boot Camp is located. SpongeBob then realizes that he is late for class and rushes to the school. NewBrickHQ "Gotta find my class, gotta find my class!" says SpongeBob, before spotting two big yellow doors. "There!" SpongeBob then opens the door and finds Brick (the "Cadet" from Total Drama) leading a military class.

"Sir, this ain't your class!" says Brick.

"I'm sorry,...Brick... I thought that this was computer class!" says SpongeBob.

"Computer class, huh?" says Brick. "Well I can lead you there. Students! Don't leave until further notice!" Brick then leads SpongeBob to computer class. "There, computer class."

"Thanks Brick!" says SpongeBob.

"No problem. Now I gotta get back to military class, sir, my fellow sirs need me. Later, sir!" says Brick.

"Bye!" says SpongeBob, he then enters the classroom and he and Views get into a fight. 17:59, 12 October 2019 Chase McFly

Then I quickly get him to escape back to Bikini Bottom before Views can make a mean-spirited “Dalalalala” Post. 19:06, 12 October 2019 TheAlmightyOctopodeOfRandomness TheAlmightyOctopodeOfRandomness

The Bus that takes him back to bikini bottom is driven by Samuel Idontdriveabus. 19:21, 12 October 2019 Chase McFly

Anyways, Rog asks us to do some fun translating activities, which he’ll code into a new website where we will take a computer science test. 19:27, 12 October 2019 BFrit

I happily begin on the translating activities. 21:25, 12 October 2019 Chase McFly

We have to make a Discord group as well. Eventually, we’re all ready for the quiz. The first question is... 23:31, 12 October 2019 TheAlmightyOctopodeOfRandomness TheAlmightyOctopodeOfRandomness

If you install a Samsung 350B hard drive, why should you NOT shove wasps in it? 06:23, 13 October 2019 ReturnOfIsaac ReturnOfIsaac

GS types on the quiz website "It's because the wasps would completely destroy the hard drive and maybe make a hive in there, even though that'd be completely impossible.". Edited by ReturnOfIsaac    09:25, 13 October 2019 Chase McFly

Everyone got the test right, except for Nssaisas, who takes a soybean burger and dangles it in Cape’s face. 12:24, 13 October 2019 CaptainCape

'Could you stop that, please?' I ask Nssaisas. 'This boot camp already has a bully.' 13:47, 13 October 2019 Chase McFly

Then Nssaisas stops. “Sorry, got the burger-and the mayonnaise on it-from a restaurant called “The Twilight Zone is still evil”, which has a green screaming Pokey-Eye mascot.” 13:50, 13 October 2019 BFrit

I’m happy that I passed the quiz. 14:04, 13 October 2019 Chase McFly

“I’m afraid this class should be cut short,” Rog says. “I have to fill in for Baldi, there’s other classes here, you know, and Baldi went to see potatoes being humiliated in Space Detention.” 14:04, 13 October 2019 BFrit

“Aww,” I say. “I was having fun...” 15:26, 13 October 2019 Chase McFly

“But now we go to the Johns!” Views says as we walk to music class. Everyone laughs, but Rocko admits it sounds weird out of context before Views says “Now I be cry sad now,” 16:36, 13 October 2019 Views06 When we get there, we see John Linnell and John Flansburgh sitting next to a stack of clarinets.

Linnell: Hello!

Flansburgh: Hello!

Linnell: We are They Might Be Giants.

Flansburgh: And this is our music class.

🅱️Frit: Alright! I hope we get to play She's an Angel, or, Birdhouse in Your Soul!

Flansburgh: Well, this is an educational boot camp, so we're going to play some kid songs!

🅱️Frit: Now I be cry sad now. 16:50, 13 October 2019 BFrit

I quickly pull myself together and accept this. "What songs will we be playing, then?" I ask. Edited by BFrit    16:55, 13 October 2019 Views06 "Go For G, and Secret Life of Six!" replies Linnell. 17:05, 13 October 2019 BFrit

"Cool," I say. "I'm excited for this!" 17:20, 13 October 2019 Views06 Flansburgh begins to pass out papers that have the lyrics for Go For G. The lyrics are...

Gorillas in the jungle Gazelles out in the field Goats are in the barnyard And gophers in their holes

Go, go, go, go for G Go, go, go, go for G You'll feel glorious, generous, gleeful and great When you go, go, go, go for G

Goof balls in their go-carts Girl scouts chewing gum Grandma with her gingerbread And the drummer plays a gong

Go, go, go, go for G Go, go, go, go for G You'll feel gracious, gigantic, grateful and glad When you go, go, go, go for G

Grapes, glue, gyroscopes

Go, go, go, go for G Go, go, go, go for G You'll feel glorious, generous, gleeful and great When you go, go, go, go for G 17:22, 13 October 2019 Chase McFly

We all sing, but Nssaisas and Cape get sent to detention because of their scratchy crocodile voices. 17:27, 13 October 2019 ReturnOfIsaac ReturnOfIsaac

GS is singing with the song with the most majestic voice in history. 18:06, 13 October 2019 CaptainCape

In detention, Nssaisas throws a Pokey-Patty into my face. Because of the spikes, it sticks to my face.

Me: 'Why?!'

Nssaisas: 'I just felt like throwing my lunch into someone's face.'

Me: 'But why mine?'

Nssaisas: 'Why not?'

Me: 'Fair point.' 18:25, 13 October 2019 Chase McFly

Then, Views and Benelux get into a debate over TMBG albums. 19:21, 13 October 2019 Views06 Benelux asks Views "What do you think of Apollo 18," but Views doesn't answer the second he is asked, so Benelux starts yelling. "WELL DO YOU, OR DO YOU NOT? YOU'RE SO LAZY!" yells Benelux. 12:55, 14 October 2019 Chase McFly

“That’s unacceptable,” John Flansburgh says. “Be productive or sing, or you’ll be sent to detention.”

“YOU’RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!” Benelux screams. “My god, you’re so opinionated. And don’t make a dumb quip about me having OCD, or I’ll file a restraining order you big baby!” This gets him immediately sent to detention. 12:59, 14 October 2019 Views06 After Benelux is sent to detention, we finish singing Go For G. John Linnell passes out the lyrics for Secret Life of Six. The lyrics are...

The secret life of six Means having fun When everyone's inside He's in the sun

Six knows how to stand on his head Six knows how to stand on his head Six knows how to stand on his head Six knows how to stand on his head

And when six pretends he's nine He acts older and older And when six pretends he's nine He wears wiser disguises

The secret life of nine Means having fun When everyone's inside He's in the sun

Nine knows how to stand on his head Nine knows how to stand on his head Nine knows how to stand on his head Nine knows how to stand on his head

And when nine pretends he's six He acts sunny and funny And when nine pretends he's six He announces he bounces 13:07, 14 October 2019 BFrit

I begin to sing this song. 13:11, 14 October 2019 BalloonyFan6789 "I expected I Haven't Seen You In Forever." says Thissy, then she starts singing. 13:29, 14 October 2019 Chase McFly

In detention, Benelux starts choking because he swallowed a clarinet. Its pointy part deflates him, and POTT makes a grave saying “RIP Captain Obvious” in the courtyard. However, Klirork then walks in and eats the “red balloon”. Back in music class, we’re assigned instruments. 17:41, 14 October 2019 BFrit

I’m given a triangle to play. 17:54, 14 October 2019 Views06 I am given a drum. 17:56, 14 October 2019 CaptainCape

The Johns allow me back in class again after I explain that I don't have to sing to make music, and give me a guitar. 18:15, 14 October 2019 BalloonyFan6789 I am also given a guitar, and I do the guitar riff for the Sega CD error... which means I make really high pitched and somewhat creepy sounds. I am given detention. Edited by BalloonyFan6789    18:30, 14 October 2019 This reply has been removed Chase McFly

Before I can get my instrument, POTT arrives and says “Captain Obvious is dead,” 18:53, 14 October 2019 This reply has been removed BalloonyFan6789 "You mean Benelux?" I say."The tastiest countryball ever?" 13:39, 15 October 2019 Chase McFly

“Meow,” Klirork agrees, spitting out Benelux’s remains onto Foury, which turns her eyes white. 14:05, 15 October 2019 SirBenelux State of the Teutonic Orderball alternate I then come back to life as a different countryball; instead, I come from the Teutonic Order. My name is Teutonic Soldier #1489382507391745. Blank (1)

State of the Teutonic Orderball "Teutonic Soldier #1489382507391745, I sent you to this boot camp for some purposes I'd rather not tell. Good luck." says State of the Teutonic Orderball (on the walkie talkie) Teutonic Soldier #1489382507391745's boss. He is different from the other soldiers.

"Um, hi." says Teutonic Soldier #1489382507391745 "My name is Teutonic Soldier #1489382507391745, but you can call me Jeremy. I'm new here." 14:30, 15 October 2019 Chase McFly

The Johns guide us through instrument playing, but when the class ends, Foury turns red. 14:35, 15 October 2019 BFrit

I check my card to see what class is next, and it's Social Studies. 14:41, 15 October 2019 SirBenelux

"Ooh! This is gonna be fun." says Jeremy. 14:44, 15 October 2019 Chase McFly

We have PHB again, and he asks Foury to be painfully honest if she’s a demon. But I say this is going off topic, so he gets a book containing important historical events and reads it. 14:44, 15 October 2019 RockoRama RockoRama

A chapter in the book focuses on the Food Wars and some important details about them. 15:02, 15 October 2019 Chase McFly

Every type of war is covered, even the Great Timeline War and the Otaku-Undertale war. Also covered are various times Earth died, the archives of every adventure’s BTS, and a lot of other stuff. Edited by Chase McFly    15:05, 15 October 2019 BalloonyFan6789 I turn back to blue, then start reading the first part of the book, about the creation of NES. 15:13, 15 October 2019 Chase McFly

But you actually just got a blue country shape on your stem, you’re still red. The book begins with Blue CheeseCrocker talking with Greatness The Nightwing. 15:25, 15 October 2019 BalloonyFan6789Waaw then Nogrotceectorgon appears. 17:33, 15 October 2019 BFrit

"Hi, Nogrotceectorgon!" I say. "I like your name!" 17:40, 15 October 2019 Chase McFly

“Focus, everyone!” PHB says. He shows a PowerPoint containing information on The Great M&M takeover. 17:44, 15 October 2019 BFrit

I get out a notebook and take notes. 17:47, 15 October 2019 Chase McFly

I flip to a page in my textbook, but it’s covered in bad words. I hand it to PHB. But as I ask to share Foury’s, she becomes a countryball. 18:06, 15 October 2019 CaptainCape

I decide to ignore it, and look at the PowerPoint presentation of the Great M&M Takeover. I see a slide with M&Ms standing near an American flag made entirely of M&Ms, and shiver. 19:16, 15 October 2019 Chase McFly

“That sort of reminds me of an emojimosaic,” I say, which causes me and PHB to have a conversation about that. 19:30, 15 October 2019 Howtocool Howtocool

howtocool is tossed into the room by someone 01:25, 16 October 2019 Chase McFly

PHB asks Howtocool to flip to Page 28, as he discusses the pettiest of the Food Wars. 02:14, 16 October 2019 BFrit

While PHB is discussing that, I continue to take notes. 02:23, 16 October 2019 Chase McFly

Then Nssaisas throws Rocko into Foury, but Cape gets mad and says that this won’t be a good food war since those aren’t typically consumed on Earth. 02:45, 16 October 2019 BFrit

I get really confused at what’s happening. 13:56, 16 October 2019 CaptainCape

And so is everyone, when Nogrotceectorgon throws his hat at Nssaisas. After a long fight, they are both sent to detention by PHB. 18:41, 16 October 2019 Chase McFly

PHB then starts to discuss the impact of such things as the RU on our world. 18:50, 16 October 2019 BFrit

I then stop being confused and go back to taking notes. 23:35, 16 October 2019 BalloonyFan6789 Then, my clone, who didn't turn into a countryball, comes in and eats me. 09:56, 17 October 2019 Chase McFly

PHB then shows us a video on how logic (or lack thereof) has shaped NES.. 14:01, 17 October 2019 BFrit

I watch the video and pay attention to it. 15:17, 17 October 2019 Chase McFly

Then Kangy looks up to answer a question PHB asks about the textbook. We’re all shocked to realize he’s there. 15:25, 17 October 2019 CaptainCape

PHB asks me to tell about a war of my choice. Since I wasn't able to focus on the lesson, I just randomly think of something.

PHB: 'And, did you decide on what war you will tell the class about?'

Me: 'Erm, yes, I chose the... uhh... Great... Potwatcher Takeover of...uhh... Cuba.'

PHB: 'Great choice!' 19:00, 17 October 2019 Chase McFly

Thankfully, Potwatcher is a new Pondgean slang term for M&M, so PHB thinks Cape is referring to the M&M takeover. 20:10, 17 October 2019 CaptainCape

I end up getting a B, since PHB was painfully honest when he said I stuttered too much. 14:01, 18 October 2019 Chase McFly

Then I look through my history books to see that they’re all out of date, so I ask where I can get new ones. 14:22, 18 October 2019 BFrit

PHB says there's a book room in the building, and that you can get new ones there. Edited by BFrit    14:34, 18 October 2019 Chase McFly

While going to the book room, I run into Kevin Smork, who is working as a janitor. 14:38, 18 October 2019 BalloonyFan6789reply to #258

Then you ask him why he changed careers. 12:22, 19 October 2019 Chase McFly

Kevin says he’s infiltrating the school undercover, and I should get back to class. 12:24, 19 October 2019 CaptainCape

Chase grabs some history books, titled: 'On the Origin of NES' (about the creation of NES) 'When Candies Ruled the World' (about the M&M Takeover) 'Food Wars and their Combatants' (about the Food Wars) 'People Messing Up Timelines' (about the Great Timeline War and the Time War) 12:48, 19 October 2019 Chase McFly

Then Nogrotceectorgon gives a presentation. 13:27, 19 October 2019 CaptainCape

It's about the first five Food Wars and their impact on the NES timeline. 13:33, 19 October 2019 BFrit

I go back to taking notes. 13:50, 19 October 2019 CaptainCape

PHG gives Nogrotceectorgon an A.

Nogrot puts the giant plastic letter A in his stretchable hat and goes back to his seat. 15:59, 19 October 2019 Chase McFly

Then I see there’s only 20 minutes until Science with RootNegativeSixteen. 19:36, 19 October 2019 Views06 Chase tells Rocko, causing him to blush. 20:39, 19 October 2019 Chase McFly

Then Kangy paints himself yellow and gets a pink wig, as well as on all fours, so he looks like Fluttershy from behind. 00:37, 20 October 2019 RockoRama RockoRama

This leads me to hide under a desk at the back of the class. 10:37, 20 October 2019 BalloonyFan6789 Then BFrit blushes at me. 11:36, 20 October 2019 BFrit

However, I get sent to detention for not paying attention. 12:49, 20 October 2019 Chase McFly

We then have to take an NES test. 14:17, 20 October 2019 Views06 After the test, we go to Science. Today, we are coloring humidifier steam, and making fun shapes with it. Root tells us all to get into partners, and we do.

The only one left without a partner is Rocko Rama, he gets sad, but Root says that he can work with her, causing him to blush really badly.

Root adds pink dye to her humidifier, and pink steam comes out. She makes it into a heart shape, and she says "For you, Rocko!" and gives him a big kiss on the cheek.

"AAAAAAAAHH! PONIES!" Rocko Rama screams, and he runs out of the classroom, at full speed. Principal of the Thing catches him, and says "No running away from class in the halls!". Edited by Views06    17:49, 20 October 2019 BFrit

Then I get out of detention. 17:16, 20 October 2019 Chase McFly

Rocko enters detention, and BFrit realizes we left Social Studies, because our test on NES lasted 20 minutes and we then went to science where we did that experiment. 17:41, 20 October 2019 CaptainCape

I'm unable to focus on the lesson, but nobody knows why. 18:26, 20 October 2019 Chase McFly

It turns out that the spike Cape lost contained some portion of his brain, as Pokey-Eyes' head spikes are in fact spikes of the brain that bulge out of the head. 18:50, 20 October 2019 BFrit

I make my way to the science room. 20:45, 20 October 2019 Chase McFly

Rocko, meanwhile, is playing with the spike, when he realizes he can play ping-pong with it.

Meanwhile, without Cape's help (We're lab partners), I made a ping-pong paddle shape, and throw it at the door as BFrit arrives. 20:51, 20 October 2019 BFrit

I manage to catch it, and I head over to Root. 21:05, 20 October 2019 Chase McFly

Root decides to have BFrit do another activity, which is run around inside a glass ball until he changes color. 21:10, 20 October 2019 BFrit

I get into the glass ball and start running. 21:21, 20 October 2019 Chase McFly

Then we do better versions of the Lab, and I make a large boat. 00:46, 21 October 2019 KKirby KKirby

However the boat has a previously unforseen error in it, that error is... 11:45, 21 October 2019 Chase McFly

It keeps flipping over and merging with others’ experiments. 11:48, 21 October 2019 KKirby KKirby

After it absorbs most of the experiments, it becomes sentient and wishes to join our class... 11:52, 21 October 2019 BFrit

Meanwhile, I turn purple from running around in the ball. Root sees this, and gives me a B. “I wanted you to turn pink, but purple works too,” she says. 12:20, 21 October 2019 BalloonyFan6789 I then start looking for liquid nitrogen. 13:24, 21 October 2019 CaptainCape

My spike grows back, but I still seem frustrated and unable to focus. The boat, who has joined the class, studies my skin with a microscope. 14:00, 21 October 2019 BalloonyFan6789 I push the boat away from Cape. Then I notice BFrit smiling at me. 14:03, 21 October 2019 Views06 Speaking of relationships...

Rocko comes back from detention, and Root tells him that he's going to learn the laws of motion...

Root begins to twerk in Rocko's face, and says "You see, force is required to move my butt upwards, and gravity brings it back down."

Rocko then runs out of the classroom (again, at full speed) and hides in a candy bar vending machine. 14:13, 21 October 2019 Chase McFly

Cape’s skin is penetrated with candy, and he passes out and is rushed to the ER. 16:37, 21 October 2019 BFrit

After I'm done smiling at Foury, I decide to go back into the glass ball and run around some more. Edited by BFrit    23:35, 21 October 2019 Chase McFly

Then Fluttershy joins the class, and fights with Root over Rocko, so the rest of us work quietly on worksheets, but Sheila also joins the fight. 00:16, 22 October 2019 Views06 Sheila then realizes she's fighting over Rocko Rama, and not Rocko (who she actually has a crush on) and decides to stop, and go look for him. 01:18, 22 October 2019 BFrit

I get dizzy from running inside the ball, and I collapse. 01:31, 22 October 2019 Chase McFly

BFrit joins Cape in the ER, and I'm about to tell Root (who, along with Fluttershy is  a bit exhausted) that her class is dangerous, but she says there's a back side, which has very complex problems. 01:33, 22 October 2019 BFrit

In the ER, I wonder what the others are up to. 01:38, 22 October 2019 Views06 Cape and 🅱️Frit lay in the ER, waiting for the doctors to come. Out of the door comes Nurse Poptarts. She grabs two forks, and shoves them into Cape and 🅱️Frit's chests. Time for a feeding! Mmmm..." she says. 01:44, 22 October 2019 Chase McFly

But then Root runs in because as a pratical joke, Better SirBenelux put tomato juice in her eye as we were finishing the worksheet, and reports her to POTT. 01:46, 22 October 2019 Views06 Nurse Poptarts then throws two forks in both of Root's eyes, completely blinding her. She cries because she'll never be able to see her "Rocky rama".

The gurney that 🅱️Frit, Cape, and Root were taken to the ER on is simply called "The Gurney". But this is no ordinary gurney, it tends to make lots of silly kazoo noises, and slide whistle sounds. It also dances when it moves.

Back in science class, I run with scissors, and end up cutting a portion of my head off. The Gurney bursts through the door, and picks me, and the cut off piece of my head up, and brings me to the ER, where Nurse Poptarts vomits 11 forks on my face. And then screams "MMMMMMMM!".

🅱️Frit then wakes up from being fainted, and realizes I am there now too. He uses my cards to play a game to pass the time. Edited by Views06    02:24, 22 October 2019 BFrit

I then see that Views is unable to move, so I put his cards back. 02:30, 22 October 2019 This reply has been removed Views06 Then, Nurse Poptarts checks on the room the gang is in, and sees that 🅱️Frit is awake. She then bursts in, and begins chowing down on him. 02:32, 22 October 2019 BFrit

Luckily, I manage to escape from her. 02:34, 22 October 2019 Views06 When 🅱️Frit gets back, it is time for dinner. He heads to the cafeteria, and orders penne pasta with olives. 02:56, 22 October 2019 BFrit

After I get my food, I go sit down next to Foury. 03:26, 22 October 2019 Views06 She is eating a salad, to slim down. 03:50, 22 October 2019 Chase McFly

Then Root gets fired from the school, and Sheila decides she’ll sue Rocko, so he disguises himself as a raccoon. 10:58, 22 October 2019 ReturnOfIsaac ReturnOfIsaac

GS is eating some penne pasta with grated cheese and ketchup, while Wesley, who is next to him, is eating the remains of a dead rat. (IT'S WHAT WEASELS EAT, OKAY!?) 11:31, 22 October 2019 BalloonyFan6789 I hug BFrit, which makes him blush. Then Natalie starts to get mad. 11:38, 22 October 2019 Chase McFly

Ignoring this, Canvas turns on Balamory while I eat my food. 11:40, 22 October 2019 BFrit

I tell Natalie that we’re only friends, which makes her throw juice at the kid who threw juice at her before. She gets sent to detention. 12:01, 22 October 2019 Chase McFly

Rocko (still disguised as a raccoon) starts singing “What’s the Story of Balamory?” 12:03, 22 October 2019 KKirby KKirby

The living boat discovers it is Rocko and decides not to tell anyone, but suggests he joins the school choir. 12:21, 22 October 2019 Chase McFly

Rocko decides to think about it, though he’s using a Russian accent. Then, somebody throws food at KKirby! 12:59, 22 October 2019 BFrit

I go over and help get the food off of KKirby. 13:16, 22 October 2019 CaptainCape

I finally calm down, and decide to tell my friends what happened during social studies and science. 'You see, Pokey-Eyes and most other alien species can use telepathy. We can talk to each other with our thoughts without anyone else hearing it. And Nssaisas was constantly annoying me, even when I was in ER.'

[flashback to the science lesson]

Nssaisas: 'Hey Cape, how do you cook humans?'

Me: 'Why would you want to know?'

Nssaisas 'I want to cook some human when we're back home.'

Me: 'But you already know how to cook human.'

Nssaisas: '...uhhh... You suck!'

Anti-Turkey: 'And what's this about?'

Me: 'Hey, can you talk to us with your thoughts too?'

AT: 'Yeah.'

Nssaisas: 'Oh hello, Anti! Do you want to take a relaxing hot bath?'

AT: 'Actually, I need you to fix my stove first. I really want to prepare some Po- I mean, human to surprise Urdrreem and the kids when we're home.

Nssaisas: 'Believe me, a hot bath really makes you relax! Then we can go fix your stove.'

AT: 'I know you're just trying to cook me.'

Me: 'Where is the "leave conversation" button?!'

Nssaisas: 'No, I'm not trying to cook you! I just want you to feel better.'

[end of flashback]

'And so on,' I end my explanation. 13:28, 22 October 2019 BalloonyFan6789 "Why didn't you ignore him?" I ask, then I eat BFrit. Edited by BalloonyFan6789    13:42, 22 October 2019 BFrit

Natalie comes back from detention. "Where's 🅱️Frit?" She asks. "I ate him," replies Foury. They get into a fight. Edited by BFrit    13:41, 22 October 2019 Views06 The fight ends with Foury eating Natalie, and all the Nessies begin to eat each other. Chase eats Cape, Rocko eats Foury, and so on. The recovery centers are going mad.

Everybody's been eaten at least twice. Except for me.

Me and Root still linger in the ER.

But let's get back to the story, shall we? 13:52, 22 October 2019 BalloonyFan6789 After the fight ends and everyone is recovered, I kiss BFrit on the cheek. 13:58, 22 October 2019 BFrit

This makes me blush, and I also smile widely. 14:03, 22 October 2019 Views06 🅱️Frit then makes a creepy laugh. 14:12, 22 October 2019 BFrit

I get confused. "Why did I do that?" 14:14, 22 October 2019 CaptainCape

'Maybe because of them,' I say while pointing at Nssaisas and Anti-Turkey, who are still eating each other at the same time. 'Pretty funny to look at, if you'd ask me.' 14:54, 22 October 2019 ReturnOfIsaac ReturnOfIsaac

GS is watching this and asks "How does that... even work?" 15:53, 22 October 2019 Chase McFly

“It’s simple,” I say. “Pokey-Eye brains are not contained just in their heads, and they can regenerate parts, and Anti-Characters can regenerate as well.” 16:21, 22 October 2019 BFrit

I go to the water fountain to get some water. 16:38, 22 October 2019 Chase McFly

Then Mr. Mortimer sees BFrit. “Ready for gym class?” He asks, dragging him to the gym, although the bell hasn’t rung yet and I’m still eating my dinner with the others. 16:47, 22 October 2019 RockoRama RockoRama

As it's getting close to the next lesson starting, we all have to hurry up and prepare ourselves as sometimes the schedule can be rather unpredictable. 17:19, 22 October 2019 Chase McFly

We get to the gym and all sit, but then Mr. Mortimer gets distracted chewing BFrit. 17:22, 22 October 2019 BFrit

I kindly ask Mr. Mortimer to stop chewing me, but he refuses. Edited by BFrit    17:47, 22 October 2019 BalloonyFan6789 I then take BFrit out of Mortimer's hands... Only to eat him myself. 18:03, 22 October 2019 BFrit

I survive, however I have a slight headache now. Edited by BFrit    18:20, 22 October 2019 Chase McFly

Then Mr. Mortimer sees us sitting, and says “EVERYONE! STAND UP NOW!” 18:25, 22 October 2019 BFrit

I quickly stand up from inside Foury after he says this. Edited by BFrit    18:46, 22 October 2019 Chase McFly

After we’re all up, he says, “Squat for the next hour, feel free to talk though to impress my beautiful face,” and goes to lounge in his chair eating cookies. 18:29, 22 October 2019 BalloonyFan6789 I start doing push ups, but the force is so strong that BFrit flies out of my stomach through my mouth. 18:39, 22 October 2019 BFrit

Once I’m out of Foury, I do some squats. Edited by BFrit    18:41, 22 October 2019 Chase McFly

Mr. Mortimer looks over at Rocko, still in disguise. “Are you okay over there, Mr. Raccoon?” 18:46, 22 October 2019 RockoRama RockoRama

I sit there and quietly nod, then consider trying to get out of disguise once the attention moves away from me. 18:51, 22 October 2019 Chase McFly

But then Nssaisas and Anti-Turkey have an argument about who is better at squats, and Nssaisas says “In your dreams!” Which starts another conflict. 18:56, 22 October 2019 BFrit

I continue to do squats, but Natalie glares at me. 19:09, 22 October 2019 Chase McFly

Nssaissas does a squat ON Anti-Turkey, which causes another kerfuffle. But Mortimer doesn't care. 23:32, 22 October 2019 KKirby KKirby

The Living Boat tries to break up the fight, however he is hurt and loses some of the material used to build him and has to go to the School Nurse as a result. Nssaissas and Anti-Turkey still fight 07:26, 23 October 2019 ReturnOfIsaac ReturnOfIsaac

Wesley is doing intense squats while standing on his hind legs, while GS thinks on how to squat, due to the fact he has no legs. 07:35, 23 October 2019 KKirby KKirby

I try to squat, but due to the fact that I lack knees, I keep falling over and resign to just stand in place. 07:37, 23 October 2019 ReturnOfIsaac ReturnOfIsaac

GS just flies shortly up and down repeatedly, to improvise squatting. 09:34, 23 October 2019 CaptainCape

I squat, but my long legs keep knocking people over. 10:34, 23 October 2019 Chase McFly

While squatting, I become bored and throw my computer (but thankfully it’s my old broken one) to Michael Rosen, who is begging Mr. Mortimer that he become gym teacher. But when Mr. Mortimer looks over, I return to squatting. 10:50, 23 October 2019 BFrit

I try to ignore Natalie, but that only makes her more upset. 10:58, 23 October 2019 Chase McFly

Then Root comes back, she’s blind now, aiming at Rocko, so he yells he’s blind as well, and she kidnaps him. But Mr. Mortimer doesn’t care, and everyone just keeps squatting. 11:38, 23 October 2019 BalloonyFan6789 I start squatting, then BFrit kisses me, causing me to blush and kiss him back. 14:17, 23 October 2019 CaptainCape

Until my very long legs accidentally knock over both Foury and BFrit. I apologize, though Mr. Mortimer doesn't seem to have noticed anything. 14:47, 23 October 2019 Chase McFly

Then Mr. Mortimer says “Y’all are stinky.” And he throws us in the shower with bubble bath and rubber ducks. (We’ll be here for 30 posts) 15:13, 23 October 2019 CaptainCape

'This doesn't seem too bad,' I note, until I get trapped in a bubble. 15:36, 23 October 2019 BFrit

I free Cape. I also play with the bubbles. Edited by BFrit    16:32, 23 October 2019 ReturnOfIsaac ReturnOfIsaac

GS is just randomly staring blankly at BFrit while "Saturn Valley" plays in his head. 15:48, 23 October 2019 Chase McFly

I lose my rubber duck, and mistake Better Benelux for it. 16:16, 23 October 2019 BFrit

I give my rubber duck a beard made out of bubbles. 16:31, 23 October 2019 Chase McFly

Then Jeremy the Teutonic Soldier (Benelux’s replacement) eats BFrit’s duck. 16:38, 23 October 2019 BFrit

I use the bubbles to make a new duck. 17:08, 23 October 2019 Chase McFly

I then look at everyone, and realize Views’ card skin is missing, as is Rocko’s shirt, and BFrit’s gloves. I look at Cape, who looks the same, and awkwardly cover myself with his wing after removing it. Edited by Chase McFly    18:26, 23 October 2019 ReturnOfIsaac ReturnOfIsaac

Wesley is drowning in the bubbles, due to his short stature. 18:49, 23 October 2019 CaptainCape

I try to save Wesley, but lose my balance because one of my wings is gone and fall into the bubbles too. 19:07, 23 October 2019 BFrit

I also drown in the bubbles. Edited by BFrit    19:57, 23 October 2019 ReturnOfIsaac ReturnOfIsaac

Wesley just starts screaming. 19:29, 23 October 2019 Chase McFly

Foury saves BFrit by eating him. She decides to eat Wesley too, but realizes his species tastes delicious and gets a stomach cramp. 19:37, 23 October 2019 ReturnOfIsaac ReturnOfIsaac

GS gasps, proper Sr. Pelo style. 20:10, 23 October 2019 Chase McFly

Then I get a new rubber duck, and throw it at Views. He throws Kangy Kama at me, and I throw Cape. But this causes the shower to overflow. 22:26, 23 October 2019 BFrit

I sit inside of Foury's stomach. 23:32, 23 October 2019 RockoRama RockoRama

The tank where all the school's shower drain water goes bursts and so all the water fills up the gap between the ground floor ceiling and the floor of the next floor up, so if someone dislodges a ceiling panel somewhere in the school, water pours out. Edited by RockoRama    23:37, 23 October 2019 Chase McFly

Meanwhile, Root and Rocko are watching this on a security camera, and they see Four barf out Wesley and BFrit on it, which causes the panel to fall off. However, Koopsers Guy-Guy absorbs all the water and clogs up the hole, showering us again. 23:55, 23 October 2019 Views06 Poopsers begins to poop in the shower, causing the water to turn brown. The living boat then tosses him out, and into a volleyball basket. 05:43, 24 October 2019 This reply has been removed This reply has been removed BFrit

I just stand in confusion and watch what's going on. 11:49, 24 October 2019 BalloonyFan6789reply to #377

Taiwanese News Reporter then notices Klirork is gone. Meanwhile, me ad BFrit are kissing, but we hear TNR screaming"Klirork is gone!" 12:29, 24 October 2019 Chase McFly

We decide to look for him, but a rubber duck starts meowing. Which means he turned into a rubber duck. Which means the bubble bath will make us rubber ducks. Which also means we need to get rid of the bubbles fast. 12:49, 24 October 2019 BFrit

I start to pop the bubbles, and Foury helps me. 13:01, 24 October 2019 Chase McFly

I then get distracted because showering makes me want to sing, and we all break into song. 13:03, 24 October 2019 CaptainCape

I start singing the Pokey-Eye anthem, but nobody else knows about it. 15:52, 24 October 2019 Chase McFly

As the shower calms, I ask Cape to tell me more about the anthem. 16:18, 24 October 2019 ReturnOfIsaac ReturnOfIsaac

GS is randomly singing Despacito, making all the bubbles pop in an attempt to die. "Huh," he says. "Didn't know bubbles hate Despacito. Edited by ReturnOfIsaac    17:01, 24 October 2019 Chase McFly

As the last of the shower goes down the drain and we magically get our clothes back, Cape explains that it’s really long and heavily derived from Pokey-Eye legend. 17:03, 24 October 2019 BFrit

I’m happy to have my gloves back, so I smile. 17:11, 24 October 2019 Chase McFly

Then we head to our next class, which is Medical Science with Peter Griffin. 17:19, 24 October 2019 RockoRama RockoRama

We walk down a dark hallway on our way there which we haven't been down before as Medical Science is in a different part of the school, when we hear something behind us. 17:34, 24 October 2019 BalloonyFan6789 The sound is revealed to come from a burgerboi, a burger-like creature who may sound sound a bit scary, but is actually shy and innocent. As burgerbois are only found in the Vulture Forest located in the city of Wallina in Utah, we start thinking how it got here. 17:48, 24 October 2019 ReturnOfIsaac ReturnOfIsaac

GS slowly approaches the burgerboi. 17:50, 24 October 2019 CaptainCape

It backs away, then burps out some bubbles. 18:23, 24 October 2019 Chase McFly

Then it burps out Root, since it’s been chasing Rocko for hours after Root jumped into its mouth to eat it. It then runs away, and Peter asks all of us to enter the room. 18:31, 24 October 2019 BFrit

I go into the room, with Foury next to me. 18:36, 24 October 2019 Chase McFly

“Welcome to Medical Science,” Peter says. “Today, we’re dissecting sick humans.” Cape sees the dead body and salivates. Edited by Chase McFly    18:58, 24 October 2019 BFrit

I get uncomfortable at first, but Foury says, "Don't worry about it." 21:51, 24 October 2019 Chase McFly

“To start, everyone grab medical scissors. We will find the stomach problems first hand,” Peter says. “And when we’re done with that, replace the guts with peanut butter cookies.” 22:54, 24 October 2019 RockoRama RockoRama

Once the peanut butter products are passed around and we all realise that we didn't mishear him after all, we all slowly get to work on it. 23:02, 24 October 2019 Chase McFly

I slowly get medical scissors, but Cape won’t stop salivating. I take out the fragment of EvilBob’s nose I’ve been saving since the Time War, and rewrite reality so Cape hates eating dead humans. I then finish cutting open the top of the stomach, despite how gross it is. 23:13, 24 October 2019 This reply has been removed This reply has been removed BFrit

I carefully do as I'm told by Peter. 03:10, 25 October 2019 ReturnOfIsaac ReturnOfIsaac

GS is doing everything perfectly exact, while Wesley is struggling. 08:05, 25 October 2019 BalloonyFan6789 Cape accidentally knocks over a box of medicine, and it falls into his human's stomach, giving them a heart attack. Cape is then given detention for killing the human. 08:08, 25 October 2019 Chase McFly

Peter gives Wesley chocolate chip cookies to smush some body parts. This is starting to make me feel nauseous and I ask to use the bathroom. 11:09, 25 October 2019 BalloonyFan6789 Peter lets Chase go to the bathroom, where he finds Klirork... but he's in his monster form! 11:50, 25 October 2019 Chase McFly

I get extra nauseous and vomit on Klirork, running back to the room. 12:38, 25 October 2019 BFrit

In the room, I've nearly finished my assignment. 12:44, 25 October 2019 KKirby KKirby

Suddenly, the Goose from Untitled Goose Game comes in and steals the dead body BFrit is using. Edited by Chase McFly    12:58, 25 October 2019 Chase McFly

Then Urdrreem appears in the room for some reason. I give KKirby my dead person and jump into Urdrreem’s mouth (did you know Pokey-Eyes have expandable mouths), shooting Peter’s peanut butter cookie bazooka at her insides, then jumping out. 13:04, 25 October 2019 BFrit

I get my body back from the goose, and get back to work. Edited by BFrit    13:05, 25 October 2019 Chase McFly

What I didn’t know was that peanut butter causes Pokey-Eyes to evolve fast. And this turns Urdrreem into a Sword-Eye, a purple, sharp-toothed, spikier, much larger Pokey-Eye. 13:09, 25 October 2019 CaptainCape

Meanwhile, in detention...

You know how some people have tangel and devil versions of themselves appear to them? That's what happens to me, but instead of an angel and devil version of myself, an orderly (represented by me with a 'Mayor of Gravildus' hat), a chaotic (represented by me sitting behind a computer frantically attempting to do a zillion things at once), and a very creepy (represented by a figure hidden in darkness) version of me appear to me.

Orderly: 'You should be more careful!'

Chaotic: 'Well what's the point of that?'

Me: 'Orderly Cape has a point, I don't want to responsible for killing people.'

Chaotic: 'But you could've just eaten that human!'

Me: 'Sorry but I don't want to eat dead humans anymore, I can't stand their taste anymore for some reason.'

Creepy: 'Why not? You can simply eat all of them. They don't make a chance when they will see you approaching them, heavily drooling.'

Me: 'You're really freaking me out.'

Creepy: 'But that's the point of my existence. I feed off of your fears.'

Chaotic: [is frantically attempting to play Spore, write a story and edit an image at the same time] Orderly: 'ORDER IN THE COURT!'

Chaotic: 'This ain't a court!'

Creepy: 'Maybe it is. There is a lot more than what we can see. There is much more hidden in the darkness than what we expect.'

Creepy Cape turns towards me, revealing an unnaturally white smile.

Me: You... You're not me.

Creepy: 'Maybe I am.'

Orderly: 'ORDER! We should calm down, we're really freaking him out.'

Orderly Cape points at me, while I'm screaming and running around in circles. Edited by CaptainCape    13:51, 25 October 2019 BalloonyFan6789 After Cape is let out of detention, he notices that there are flowers flying around in the classroom. 13:49, 25 October 2019 Chase McFly

It turns out Peter rewarded those who successfully replaced the internal organs with cookies by having butterflies fly around. 15:45, 25 October 2019 BFrit

I stand in awe at the butterflies. “So pretty,” I say. 15:50, 25 October 2019 Chase McFly

But Root’s also in the room, working with Rocko, except he’s being very weird, since butterfly rhymes with Fluttershy. 15:54, 25 October 2019 BFrit

All of a sudden, Natalie throws peanut butter cookies at me! She then gets sent to detention, again. 15:57, 25 October 2019 BalloonyFan6789 I then eat BFrit. "Sorry, Fritty, but you taste good!" I say. Then when BFrit is revived, he forgives me. We start talking about TMBG, but then get into an arguement about which is their best kids album. 16:12, 25 October 2019 BFrit

We eventually stop arguing and agree on an album. 16:52, 25 October 2019 Chase McFly

However, Peter then sends Foury to detention, and I get hungry and eat Urdrreem. 16:53, 25 October 2019 BFrit

I get sad that Foury was sent to detention, but I cheer up when I find out that Cheese class is next. 18:48, 25 October 2019 Chase McFly

Anti-Turkey starts fighting me, but I make Peter eat him. He eats him with such joy that me, BFrit, and Cape laugh. 18:55, 25 October 2019 CaptainCape

Nssaisas complains that he wanted to eat Anti-Turkey. 19:01, 25 October 2019 Chase McFly

10 minutes to the bell, Peter gives us a short quiz on what we did in class today, but Nssaisas eats his as revenge, and has to go home early due to a stomachache. 19:03, 25 October 2019 CaptainCape

My answer to the first question ('What did we do today in class?') is 'being sent to detention and going insane there'. 13:07, 26 October 2019 Chase McFly

Finally, we get let out, and it's time for Cheese Class! We all run to see Yvonne. 13:17, 26 October 2019 BFrit

"Oh boy," I say. "I'm excited for this!" 13:59, 26 October 2019 Chase McFly

Yvonne's whole classroom is filled with different types of cheese. "We'll be tasting all of these," She says. 14:00, 26 October 2019 BalloonyFan6789 I ask Yvonne if any of the cheeses has chocolate or nougat. She replies that the TAQUOH QHOMJA OH HT 0OHCHOCOL TH HO Y&ALMOND NOUCAT one does. 15:59, 26 October 2019 Chase McFly

I’m given some sharp orange cheddar to start, and it tastes very good. Yvonne then eats CheeseCrocker to see if Swiss is different from Masdaam. 16:40, 26 October 2019 BFrit

Yvonne gives me some gouda, and I love it. 17:08, 26 October 2019 ReturnOfIsaac ReturnOfIsaac

GS is given some mature cheddar, and Wesley is given edam. They both eat their cheeses calmly. 17:54, 26 October 2019 Views06 Then, a Silly little boy gets jealous of everyone, because of his lactose intolerance. So he attemps to kill Yvonne Orangefish, but he is stopped by... 21:10, 26 October 2019 Chase McFly

Root! Root says she is allergic to cheese-lovers, then takes the boy away, pulling Rocko out too. But the silly little girl reveals herself to be POTT's daughter,  and the silly little boy is her cousin, and they say "No kidnapping students in the halls!' Yvonne, of course, completely ignores this, and keeps handing people cheese. 21:21, 26 October 2019 Views06 She hands the last piece of cheese to Dream, and she says it reminds her of her mean ex boyfriend, SpongeBob SquarePants. Views tells her that he killed him, which makes her happy. She kisses Views on the cheek.

Benelux overhears Views in heaven, and starts screaming mean things about him at the top of his lungs. Jesus Christ then uses his powers to stop him.

Meanwhile, Chase McFly melts his cheese, and then spreads it all over Nssaisas, to make him taste better. 01:18, 27 October 2019 Chase McFly

I eat him whole, but luckily I covered him in bean cheese. 01:55, 27 October 2019 Views06Thecoolestkidintheworldtransparent

The Coolest Kid in the World Then, The Coolest Kid in the World starts judging Chase McFly for eating Pokey-eyes, which makes him feel bad. He stands up for himself, my telling her he can eat pokey-eyes if he wants to, but she just farts in his face and runs off.

Meanwhile, Dream and me share cheeses, and talk about what's happening in our lives, and our opinions on things. I get a suspicion she may have a crush on me.

Speaking of relationships, Root and Rocko sit in detention, and because Rocko was the one who got kidnapped, he is let out early. Root tries to come with him, but POTT stops her. She then sings a very sad song about being lonely, and cries herself to sleep.

Back in Cheese class, The Coolest Kid in the World wonders if she can ignite one of her farts, and tries it. It is successful, and she is immediately sent to detention where she gets into a fight with Root.

This makes POTT mad, so he threatens to tie them up, and let 100 starving pit bulls into the room. They obviously quiet down.

Back in Cheese class (again), The living boat discovers that... 06:39, 27 October 2019 BalloonyFan6789 I have fainted due to all the delicious cheese. 06:49, 27 October 2019 ReturnOfIsaac ReturnOfIsaac

GS has also fainted for the same reason. 09:01, 27 October 2019 Chase McFly

Then BFrit starts choking on his apple cheese. Foury tries to do a Heimlich when she wakes up, but it fails and he’s rushed to the ER. 12:36, 27 October 2019 CaptainCape

I eat more and more cheese. Since Pokey-Eye skin absorbs smells, it starts to smell like cheese. This makes a blind classmate called Chester think I'm cheese. Edited by CaptainCape    12:48, 27 October 2019 BFrit

In the ER, I see Nurse Poptarts approaching me and get scared. Edited by BFrit    13:06, 27 October 2019 Chase McFly

It turns out BFrit has a punctured lung, so Foury offers to give up hers. Edited by Chase McFly    13:31, 27 October 2019 BalloonyFan6789 After doing so, I begin dying. My last words are: "I'm just gonna close my eyes..."

But I'm revived, and I go back to the classroom. Yvonne says it's time to make paneer cheese. 13:27, 27 October 2019 Chase McFly

We all taste the paneer cheese, and I say it's one of the best cheeses I've ever had. 13:32, 27 October 2019 BFrit

After the lung transplant, I go back to the classroom. 13:38, 27 October 2019 Chase McFly

Yvonne then gives gives us feta and babybel, but TFP walks in and is opposed to the idea. So we eat him. 13:40, 27 October 2019 BFrit

I'm enjoying the cheese so much that I'm forgetting about the situation I was just in. 14:12, 27 October 2019 Chase McFly

I look over at Anti-Turkey, who is alive once again, as I'm halfway through my cheese. Big mistake, as I become Chase McTurkey. 14:22, 27 October 2019 CaptainCape

I become Captain Turkape, after accidentally looking at Anti-Turkey too. 18:59, 27 October 2019 Chase McFly

Then Yvonne gives us mega-reset cheese, which resets us to our essential forms. This means I am no longer anime. 19:00, 27 October 2019 BalloonyFan6789 Then Yvonne gives us worksheets about the history of cheese. 19:11, 27 October 2019 Chase McFly

I do well, and there’s a bonus question to rate every single cheese we’ve tasted. Edited by Chase McFly    19:36, 27 October 2019 BFrit

I give every single cheese a high rating. 01:53, 28 October 2019 Chase McFly

I do as well, but as I’m turning in my paper on Yvonne’s cheese tray, I realize something. “What on Earth will we do once we’re out of here, since this is the last class?” 01:58, 28 October 2019 CaptainCape

'We should... er... uhh... actually I don't know either,' I respond since the mega-reset cheese turned me back into Captain Cape. 08:21, 28 October 2019 BalloonyFan6789 Yvonne says: "You will have to go to the bedrooms! They have everything, PS4s, TVs, computers, a lot!"

Rocko then shoots me with a cheese gun by accident. Edited by BalloonyFan6789    09:12, 28 October 2019 Chase McFly

Rocko gets shocked and screams. “Did I kill Foury? AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!” He then proceeds to eat all the cheese on the desk to calm his stress, but Yvonne says it’s time to leave anyway. So we do. 10:46, 28 October 2019 BalloonyFan6789 POTT shows us the way to our bedroom, and we go in. I turn on my laptop and start playing my TMBG playlist from YouTube. Cape just decides to play Pokémon Sun on his Nintendo 3DS, and Taiwanese News Reporter reads her book called Yingyu Jichu, to get better at English, using a flashlight from her backpack. Edited by Chase McFly    11:37, 28 October 2019 Chase McFly

I go to my black bunk, which matches all the other bunks in here, as we’re all here together. The walls are also black, so it’s like we’re in an endless void. The room is completely empty except for our personal belongings, like Foury’s laptop, TNR’s flashlight and book, and Cape’s 3DS, and the uniform wall bunks. Edited by Chase McFly    11:36, 28 October 2019 BalloonyFan6789 Then I turn off my laptop when POTT says it's almost time to sleep, but Rocko is still singing Meet the Elements. 11:38, 28 October 2019 Chase McFly

Then POTT takes away all our stuff, putting it in lockers. 11:53, 28 October 2019 BalloonyFan6789 But he mistakes Rocko for a plushie. 11:54, 28 October 2019 Chase McFly

I ask BFrit to get Rocko back, and give him the Views plushie to make a trade. 12:14, 28 October 2019 BFrit

So I go to the lockers, Views plushie in hand. 12:25, 28 October 2019 BalloonyFan6789 Then POTT accepts and takes Rocko out. 12:37, 28 October 2019 Chase McFly

BFrit returns to the vast empty room.

“Anybody wanna tell scary stories?” I ask. 12:55, 28 October 2019 CaptainCape

'I'm not really a fan of scary stories, especially when they're about keyboards. I just can't stand them,' I say, shivering. 15:59, 28 October 2019 Chase McFly

“Suit yourself, Cape,” I say, and because I’m bored as all our stuff is gone, I say “There was once a keyboard named Keyboard...” 16:36, 28 October 2019 BalloonyFan6789reply to #469

Cape then screams loudly, waking up This character's name completely normal, and not unusual. 16:47, 28 October 2019 Chase McFly

She then grabs Cape’s blanket and snoozes some more. 00:20, 29 October 2019 Yola65CC

then Cape gets mad and fights with her. Edited by Yola65CC    09:57, 29 October 2019 KKirby KKirby

The fight lasts for an entire minute, and the winner is... 11:52, 29 October 2019 Chase McFly

Cape. We all retreat to bed, but Better SirBenelux (whose bunk is over KKirby’s) keeps bouncing. 12:01, 29 October 2019 KKirby KKirby

It keeps hitting me on the head, so I tell Better SirBenelux to stop bouncing his bed in an angry tone. 12:05, 29 October 2019 BalloonyFan6789 I eat Better SirBenelux, then get in my bed. 12:16, 29 October 2019 KKirby KKirby

I'm feeling very tired and just want to have a nice night sleep at this point so I just shrug and lay back down in bed. 12:19, 29 October 2019 BFrit

I'm already fast asleep at this point. 14:05, 29 October 2019 Chase McFly

I then see a white pair of eyes and grotesque teeth in the darkness. 14:52, 29 October 2019 BalloonyFan6789 It turns out to be TMBG wearing their Halloween costumes. 15:24, 29 October 2019 CaptainCape

John Linnell asks if his costume looks good, and I say it looks like a serial killer. John takes this as a compliment. 16:51, 29 October 2019 ReturnOfIsaac ReturnOfIsaac

GS is just peacefully lying in his bed, with Wesley lying next to him. 17:23, 29 October 2019 Chase McFly

But then I barf out Nssaisas onto Cape. 20:24, 29 October 2019 ReturnOfIsaac ReturnOfIsaac

GS then proceeds to wake up. 20:58, 29 October 2019 Chase McFly

TMBG gets a bunk and plays Filler Night on their IPods. 10:41, 30 October 2019 BalloonyFan6789 Then our real life counterparts begin the NES Countdown!

14 11:18, 30 October 2019 Chase McFly

TNR: 13! And I am Sheogorath the mad god! (Everyone looks at her weirdly) 11:21, 30 October 2019 BalloonyFan6789 Rocko: 12! 11:21, 30 October 2019 Chase McFly

“11!” I say as I lie in my black bunk staring at the endless black ceiling. 11:42, 30 October 2019 BFrit

"10!" I say. 13:20, 30 October 2019 BalloonyFan6789 I wake up for a moment, and yell "9!" 13:21, 30 October 2019 CaptainCape

'8!' I say while putting away my 3DS and staring at the ceiling too. 13:23, 30 October 2019 Chase McFly

“7!” Nssaisas says as he gets off of Cape, leaving him covered in cheese vomit. 15:39, 30 October 2019 BalloonyFan6789 "6!" I say, then I eat BFrit. 15:55, 30 October 2019 Chase McFly

Cape manages a weak “5” as he detatches his spikes, since they have cleaning agents on them, and cleans himself. 16:02, 30 October 2019 BalloonyFan6789 "4!" BFrit says from my stomach. 16:16, 30 October 2019 Chase McFly

“3!” I say as everything starts to fade away and Cape goes to sleep. 17:02, 30 October 2019 BalloonyFan6789 "2, 1!" I say, then the TV screens displaying the countdown now say "STOP POSTING NOW!" Then, I digest BFrit. 17:14, 30 October 2019 BalloonyFan6789 "See you in the next part, 2 Times Worse!" John Linnell says. 17:16, 30 October 2019