Thread:Alien Tavern/@comment-35294673-20200606185819/@comment-35294673-20200720184222

'Well, I still have a few days to improve my kung-freeze skills,' I say.

'Your what skills?' GTNW asks.

'Kung-freeze, an ancient martial art that uses ice cream,' I explain. 'I don't even know why it exists, but apparently it does.'