Thread:Alien Tavern/@comment-27131899-20200428064952/@comment-35294673-20200528135535

I decide to examine the microwave. 'Y'know, this is actually kind of cool,' I say. 'Since you have some wishes left, maybe you could make it a bit larger and - '

'NO!' the voice of Orderly Cape says inside my head. 'That hat is obviously eeeeeeeeevil!'

'Shut up, stupid hallucination,' I mutter.