Hoh Sus

Hoh Sus, originally Sheshy Cape, is a character first appearing in NES: The Musical. He comes from The Shesh. He served as the main antagonist of Return of the Food Wars. He was also the NES God of Chapter 10. He was revealed to be an alternate personality of Cape Kragils, though soon became his own entity.

Appearance
He is described as a strange, orange creature in a hood. He has a fanged yellow beak and wing-like hands.

Hoh Sus also has magic eye scanners, which can be used to determine if people have godly powers.

He was able to cough up a wand to turn people into ducks, but it backfired.

NES: The Musical
During NES: The Musical, Hoh Sus was hit by one of Cape's horns, thrown by Nssaisas.

He poured a cup of whatryadoin over Cape, causing the latter to sing nonsense. Hoh Sus concluded that Cape is an NES God. Cape's insanity was eventually cured after Hoh Sus lost a rap battle against Nssaisas.

Later, he turned Squidward's mouth into mesh and declared himself ruler of the Shesh.

Hoh Sus yelled at Cheese Crocker that only he is allowed to wear a hood, and demanded Cheese Crocker to take his hood off. However, the bird was pushed off the stage by Cape using a broom.

Hoh Sus fed the policemen looking for Proto, Bert and Ernie some whatryadoin, but it didn't affect them. As he tried to turn Proto, Bert and Ernie into ducks using a wand, the spell backfired and turned himself into a duck.

As Michael Rosen tried to sing, Hoh Sus fed him Shesh Marmalade, which affects people without godly powers too.

At the theater, while janitors cleaned up the mess, Hoh Sus waved his gun around and threatened to turn people into mesh if they didn't eat his food.

Hoh Sus kicked Chase McFly (and, later on, Cape Kragils) off of the stage for messing up his grammar in order to rhyme. Hoh Sus then sung that something that will never be gone, will be him giving everyone Shesh bags.

He sung that without KKirby, Michael Rosen wouldn't have been important during Chapter 1.

Later, when everyone in the part got onto the stage, Hoh Sus offered the Popcorn Bags and Mickey Mouse coffee. However, it was Cape's coffee. This made Cape so angry that he threw Hoh Sus into the same microverse as EvilBob DoppelgangerPants.

Afterwards, he handed Cape Kragils some coffee. He revealed that he was told to turn people into mesh by Mark T. Gussiberg, who also resurrected Sugarfree Bag.

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Hoh Sus said that he loves amnesia, while staring at Svampur Sveinsson. Cape Kragils found this creepy and also remarked that Hoh Sus reminded him of Creepy Cape.

As Klirork pounced onto SpongeBob SquarePants, Hoh Sus asked Evloresnit for another blue marmalade croissant. After eating it, Hoh Sus wondered if it was Shesh Marmalade from Northern Shesh.

In Batorok Restaurant, Hoh Sus told Poorly Drawn Cheep that he looked cool while giving him a cup of whatrydoin. The two bird creatures continued talking.

Hoh Sus claimed that the restaurant needed more recipes of Shesh food, and threw a cooking book at the restaurant's bot.

Later on, he found the weather billboards advertising Ungrits outrageous, and started tearing down billboards and turning Ungrits into mesh.

As he returned to Batorok Restaurant, Mark T. Gussiberg injected him with computer viruses. The viruses made Hoh Sus ask Cape Kragils and other people for their passwords and bank credentials.

At some point during the part, Hoh Sus gave Chase McFly some Shesh Marmalade.

Hoh Sus is one of the people who explained to Turkeyball that he wanted to stop Mark T. Gussiberg and the android clones he made.

Return of the Space Explorers
Hoh Sus, like many other people, became a Space Explorer and went to Nessie's Perfect Piles o' Pizza. He complained that his Shesh pizza didn't taste insane enough and grew very large, scaring Cape Kragils.

In the Queenstown Hotel, Hoh Sus jumped out of Klirork's mouth and set a bomb to blow up the hotel. He also threw many Shesh pizzas into Cape's mouth, causing him to go completely crazy.

He invited Ho sss, who was turned into a snake with a Ho-oh head, to the Space Explorers. Then, he ate the last Shesh pizza and said it was way better than Cape's pizza.

After some Space Explorers (including Boiling) cast dark magic, Hoh Sus and his family put Shesh bombs in surrounding cities.

When Cereal Soup sucked all of the Space Explorers' buildings into the Tidal Zone and their inhabitants were angry, Hoh Sus asked Ho sss why he never told him about his Shesh pizzeria.

Hoh Sus punished Soloh by forcing her to spend a day with her ex-boyfriend Pace Kragils after she fought Baltic Boat.

Cartoon Character Massacre
Hoh Sus was at the party that was held in Ho-Sis' house after Vul Smile was killed;

After watching Planet of the M&Ms, he asked who killed Vul, and Cape Kragils replied that he did it. Hoh Sus gave him some free Insane Toast with Shesh Marmalade in the shape of a Pokey-Eye.

When Cape asked why he didn't go insane after eating the Shesh Marmalade, Hoh Sus laughed and said that Cape already was insane.

Weirdtalon threw a piece of mousecake at Hoh Sus while under the effects of ENORE_ERONE, hitting him in the face. Hoh Sus retaliated by throwing a jar of Shesh Marmalade at the griffin while Soloh contacted the authorities of The Shesh.

He announced that The Shesh declared war on Earth, marking the beginning of Food War X.

Return of the Food Wars
Hoh Sus said that the war would occur on The Shesh, near 4 Vesta. Aski Schash asked Hoh Sus for his autograph, but the latter simply rolled his eyes.

When the food war began, he shot Sugarfree Bag at Weirdtalon, who seemed to enjoy the taste of rabbits.

He invited Chase McFly to visit his favorite restaurant, Waterloo's Shesh Pizza, for a cultural Shesh tour. Chase ate some Freshly Buttered Humanly Sane Toast, but it caused him to become possessed.

While Muscle Bread was wrestling with Hungry, Hoh Sus threw some Freshly Buttered Humanly Sane Toast at Michael Rosen.

He dueled Weirdtalon, throwing a jar of Shesh Marmalade at him. However, Weirdtalon dodged it.

Hoh Sus then kidnapped some people on Team Earth and forced them to watch Magic Hat Productions movies.

As they watched Cheese Wars IV: No More Hope, Hoh Sus got the idea to take the people he kidnapped into space, and he started to throw cheese grenades at them.

He lighted the Rodent Bakery on fire, and turned Weirdtalon into a mouse when the latter ordered a dozen aerodynamic Shesh pizzas with sharp edges from the Guayaa Shesh Pizzeria.

Then, Hoh Sus made an old family recipe: Everything Shesh Tacos. He knocked out Cape's griffins and hippogriffs with them. Cape launched a blast of ice cream at Hoh Sus, but he dodged it easily and remarked that it was kind of fun to be the main antagonist.

He revealed he was responsible for the extinction of the dinosaurs. He revived some feathered and quacking dinosaurs, and the dinosaurs attacked Team Earth with Shesh Brownies.

Since Marcus Cato was killed by Sugarfree, Hoh Sus declared himself the king of the Shesh. He sipped from a cup of purple whatryadoin that caused him to mutate. He then blew up Gravildus.

Felix White caused Hoh Sus to legalize cartoon character obsession, but Hoh Sus banned drinking tea instead, stating that whatryadoin is superior in every way.

Napoleon and his soldiers (like Carter Volkswagen and Hedrigo) began a revolution against Hoh Sus.

Later, he sent two of his bodyguards, the iPhone and Philips, back in time to capture Views.

In the Magic Hut, he learned about the Excaliburrito, a sword in a large jar of marmalade. However, Krabs the Warrior pulled out the sword before he could, making Hoh Sus mad. Hoh Sus stole food from all restaurants to make his opponents explode.

He told Cape that he was in fact him from the future, and said that Epac sold electronics and Pace was in prison. Hoh Sus shoved a watermelon into Cape's mouth, causing Hoh Sus to turn into Cape and Cape to turn into Hoh Sus.

After feeding Chase watermelons, he recruited Ronald Sheshley and Hoh-Sisone Granshesh, two students from Sheshwarts School of Shesh Food and Wizardry, for Team Shesh.

Views traveled back in time with a bucket of water to kill the iPhone. However, the bucket belonged to Hoh Sus, so he banned time travel. This caused Views to get stuck in a time rift.

Hoh Sus dangled Muscle Bread over a pit of lava and vomited out a huge pile of candy. The candy caused Cape to mutate into a candy monster.

When Chase threw nuts at Team Shesh members, Hoh Sus opened a portal to the Anti-Characters Universe. He also murdered Donald Trump with Shesh marmalade and recruited various people from Lanoka.

He, Ho-Sis, Ho sss, Soloh, Ho-oh and Solosis had a meeting to discuss their next method of torturing Team NES. Eventually, they decided to replace all Earth food with the ingredients of ENORE_ERONE.

Later, he, Soloh, Baltic Boat, Bucktooth, Vandaag and Plankton built a military base on the arctic planet Dusheena.

Ron Sheshley, Hoh-Sisone Granshesh and Hoh Sus hunted down Voldecountry's horcruxes. They planned to go to a safe house while at Sus Sheshley's wedding, and to go into the wilderness and get separated.

He gave Ron a locket that he knew was cursed, and Ron caressed it. Hoh Sus accidentally said Voldecountry's name, causing a Team Earth member to crash the wedding.

The Team Earth member told them that the Ministry had fallen. Hoh Sus and his friends teleported to a restaurant, where they fended off some Team Shesh members like the cute little girls with chainsheshes.

While fighting the girls, Hoh Sus was happy that his fat cousin Dudley, his unfriendly uncle Vernon Venomoth and his aunt Petunia Pikachu were safe.

The trio went to Number 12 Sheshmauld Place, where Hoh Sus' godfather Gisteren once lived. There, they found an elderly thing that worked for Gisteren's family, called Creature.

Creature showed them the real locket, and told them about the Shesh Marmalade-impregnated Spear of Fate, which could destroy the locket.

As the Spear of Fate was in a vault at Ho-otts National Bank, Hoh Sus, Ron and Hoh-Sisone infiltrated the bank while everyone else turned into carrots. By the time everyone turned back into themselves, Hoh Sus had stolen the spear.

Hoh Sus asked Ron to stab the locket with the spear, but Ron ran away, abandoning Hoh Sus and Hoh-Sisone in a forest. Hoh Sus followed a random magic deer to jump into a forest pool, while Hoh-Sisone went to a random Shesh Graveyard to see the symbol of the Deathly Sheshes and a woman with a Shesh monster inside her.

Ron eventually returned, having saved Hoh Sus' life after he was too stupid to take off the locket and almost drowned in the forest pool. Ron asked Hoh-Sisone if she was still in love with him, and she said yes.

The three derailed their quest for horcruxes to ask Peruvian Spy Eagle about strange marking on a random grave.

Peruvian Spy Eagle told them about the Deathly Sheshes: three strange objects somewhere on The Shesh. He also said that Weirdtalon was kidnapped by angry countryballs.

Hoh Sus and his friends agreed to find Weirdtalon, but were ambushed and taken to Baltic Boat Manor. With Yes Sessions' help, they escaped along with Weirdtalon, Stoneclaw, Wardlaw and Ho-Sason. However, Yes Sessions was killed when a countryball threw a countrypie at him.

They found out that the last horcrux was at Sheshwarts, so they headed there, fending off countryballs along the way. The three met Marcus Cato's brother Matthew, who told them that Marcus was a strange brother but a good man.

Hoh Sus revealed to the Order of the Shesh Monster that he knew Voldecountry was coming, as he had visions that he didn't bother blocking from his mind because he hated his teacher.

Sir Benelux (who was thought to be Voldecountry) fed Hoh Sus a Shesh Sausage. This caused him to collapse, dead.

The Food War to End Most Food Wars
When Cape Kragils threw a grenadine grenade at one of the bone castles, his bones turned invisible. The smell of the invisible bones reached The Shesh, and it caused Hoh Sus to revive.

He traveled to Earth with a spaceship and shouted that he smelled invisible bones, grenadine grenades and people who are going to die at the end of the chapter.

Time M&M wiped Hoh Sus' memory. However, he broke down the fourth bone castle wall and read his page on the wiki. This made him think he's the NES God and he challenged Cape to a battle.

Cape and Hoh Sus started fighting each other: Cape with his ice cream powers, and Hoh Sus with food from The Shesh. Time M&M summoned Voldecountry, who sucked Hoh Sus' soul out. Ron Sheshley, who arrived at the battlefield with Hoh-sisone Granshesh, asked if he could be the most important person in town now.

Hoh Sus was certain that SpongeBob SquarePants' associates Rocko, Phineas, Carlota, Ferb, Bobby and Spunky would foil his plans. He launched a laser at the associates, killing them.

He tried to use the laser again on SpongeBob, but Sir Benelux overpowered him and the laser blaster broke upon dropping.

It turned out Hoh Sus didn't have a soul at all. He laughed maniacally and reminded SpongeBob that he was the one who started Food War X. This caused the sponge to run off while crying. He also realized that Hoh-sisone looked completely different.

Hoh Sus insulted Benelux by calling him a countryjerk. However, he was tackled down by him, and finally hit by Chase McFly with a frying pan.

Time M&M went back in time to kill Hoh Sus, thinking that he should replace him in Never Ending Story. Benelux, Baldi Baldimore and Mario went after him.

Because of timeline changes, Hoh Sus became somewhat nicer.

He decided to turn his bones invisible and absorb all of Time M&M's goop like a sponge. This led to people calling him HohBob SusPants. However, he wasn't happy with this nickname, left his family, and started a new one with Ginny Sheshley. They had three kids in the blink of an eye.

Later, he appeared out of nowhere to give Team NES seven invisible bone spacesuits. He explained that they can adapt to any body shape.

Throwback Thurzday Too
Talinight said that due to the timeline changes, Hoh Sus seemed nicer.

Later, Hoh Sus and his family made use of the teleportation backpacks to travel to Antarctica. However, they began to mutate into penguins. As Hoh Sus learned how to dance and his relatives how to sing, they did a Happy Feet parody.

The Coolest Part Ever
Sir Benelux revealed that Jackie Never Ending Story's parents were killed by Hoh Sus.

NESTube
The first episode of Sheshtimes with NES on NES Vlogs involved Cape Kragils and Nssaisas Nssaisas interviewing Hoh Sus, who gave them Shesh Kebab.

NES 100th Part Special
Hoh Sus turned people into mesh while singing about whatryadoin and The Shesh. He was then turned evil by Mark Gussiberg, which caused him to rebuild The Magic Hat and put him on Cape's head. He and his minions launched an entire barrel of Shesh Marmalade at Weirdtalon after his minions convinced him that they needed a new Shesh Food War.

Where is Cloak
Hoh Sus lost his money and headed to the Bank of America, but found out that the money there was stolen. He and his family moved to Burnt Corn in Alabama. However, Hoh Sus didn't like it there, and left his family poor in Burnt Corn as he moved to Shenzhen in China.

Later, he found Cape's kill count and got intrigued. He told all of The Shesh that Cape was a psychopathic murderer. This news then spread to the entire solar system.

There... Kitty Kitty Kitty!
Hoh Sus' mesh was used by Cape, Chase, Henryton and Ungfee to fight some of Pawtrol P.A's Robo-Hounds.

Endframe
As all Shesh Monsters and Pokémon were turned into cats, he began purring uncontrollably. He then trapped Mace in mesh and fed him whatryadoin, causing the latter to collapse.

NES Movie Studio
At the film festival, Hoh Sus showed a movie about his love of whatryadoin. A judge remarked that it was kind of sus. Hoh Sus said that that was his name, before being ejected. This revealed that he was an impostor, and that there were no impostors left.

Among Us
When Cape remarked that Henryton killing Ellie Rose looked kinda sus, Hoh Sus teleported into The Skeld and asked if anyone said his name. He accidentally reported Ellie's dead body, triggering an emergency meeting.

Hoh Sus, who didn't understand the game, yelled that Cape and Henryton weren't sus but that he was sus. BFrit, Gentleman, Chase McFly, Views, Benelux, Foury, Happa, Caburum and Mattbernss all voted for him. He thanked them and asked if it was a contest to determine who was the most sus. Hoh Sus was then ejected, revealing that he wasn't an impostor.

Wounds and Healing
In the outback, Cape found a book called 'Hoh Sus and Crumple's True Identity as Dog Crap'. He read it and found out it was about Hoh Sus and Crumple's crazy adventures, a trivia book in a spaceship, Darwin the fish controlling the world, and Bill Wurtz killing Pokey-Eyes.

Meanwhile, Hoh Sus found out he didn't exist on Earth-Gravildus-Batorok and got mad.

Pete and Talon
When Team NES visited The Shesh to look for Witherwings, Benelux asked Hoh Sus what he did to him in a menacing voice. He said he didn't do anything, and asked them if they fancied a cup of whatryadoin. However, they left and ignored him when he offered them some Shesh Marmalade. He wanted to give them some Freshly Buttered Humanly Sane Toast, but they ran away.

Divided by Two
As a Shesh Monster considered Chase sus, Hoh Sus said that only he was sus.

What Is The Internet?
Due to the Internet ceasing to exist, Hoh Sus became Ho-Solo, as YTPs never became a thing and he was based on the HoH SiS YTP.

Science is Unreal
The part's last class was History, taught by Hoh Sus. He talked about The Shesh, but the class abruptly ended because of the part reaching 450 replies.

Throwback Thurzday 2021 Too
He, Clawhoof and Ungfee had a party. Hoh Sus said he wasn't done with talking about The Shesh, and described it as a sheshy place of shesh with quite some shesh. He also said that many shesh originated from The Shesh, renowned for its sheshy sheshiness and its abundance of shesh.

He continued his rant, stating that while shesh was clearly shesh, it could also shesh, and on top of that, it sheshed sheshes. He then said sheesh.

Chapter 9 Part 16
When a giant pineapple exploded due to Gnarklkaahufee hitting it with his bumper car, Hoh Sus started a food war and began murdering Ungrits. Later, he killed Elmer Cordes with marmalade. He told his team to release the Everything Shesh Taco cannons.

He explained that Shesh food was made by taking regular foods and filling them with whatryadoin and other weird substances. He then fired Shesh gummies at Henryton. Hoh Sus also marketed Shesh Delight, which made Shesh Cape appear.

Chapter 9 Part 17
Hoh Sus added the Forever Alone cover to the Shesh Delight and used it on Cape. He turned Cape into a fossil and said that he was a fossil. Cape replied that Hoh Sus was a door. He was sent to Among Us and voted out for being sus. He was ejected from space and crashed onto Earth like a meteor, and was indirectly hurled into a volcano that erupted.

Chapter 9 Part 18
When Hoh Fungus moved, Hoh Sus laughed that that was his boy.

Chapter 9 Part 19
Hoh Sus and Kepsid Spikerson got into an argument, making them enemies. They both joined Joey's Nessy Games.

Chapter 9 Part 20
Hoh Sus won the Nessy Games and promised to give everyone free whatryadoin. It was revealed that he was orange. Doofenshmirtz fired a true forminator at Hoh Sus, revealing that he was Sheshy Cape all along. However, Chase split him from Cape and he decided to go by Hoh Sus instead of his real name. He was the only personality who didn't want to merge into Cape again. He said that he added Confusion to Cape's middle name before Chase split him.

Later, he revealed that he was one of the prehistoric Pokey-Eyes who caused the dinosaurs' extinction, due to his shapeshifting abilities. Hoh Sus also said that he was 90 years old. Cape asked if they could just forget about the 'Hoh-Sus-is-actually-Cape thing', to which he said no.

He marketed cooked stickmins covered in bananas and coffee as More Shesh Delight.

Chapter 9 Part 23
Hoh Sus didn't take a side in the conflict about Hoh Sisone's face, instead giving every free Shesh food.

Trivia

 * For an unknown reason, invisible bones make him happy.