NES 100th Part Special/Transcript

Chase McFly01/03/2021 Start! "I can't believe we made it this far," I say. "Also, it's odd. Thousands of years went by in NES, but we didn't age at all. Now, 15 years went by, and we aged a lot!"

Views01/03/2021 "Wait, how does it work? Do we say a word or a sentence?" "Actually, I'm just kidding I know how it works." I say.

Captain Cape01/03/2021 I decide to shave my beard, so I look almost exactly like my 2020 version again. However, only I know that I also wear contact lenses now.

Views01/03/2021 Me and Chase go to the pharmacy and find de-aging spray. However, it's billions of dollars for one can.

Captain Cape01/03/2021 Shrkjork is hiding in the pharmacy from the angry snail crowd. 'I think they have mad snail disease or something!' he says.

ropebxnny.01/03/2021 Happa finally woke up. They didn't recognize this place. "Where am I?" they asked.

Views01/03/2021 "We're at the Elder City" I say. "You slept for 3 years straight!" I continue.

ropebxnny.01/03/2021 Happa gasped. "Only 3 years?"

Captain Cape01/03/2021 'Y'all are making me sleepy,' Joke says. 'You know, I've been dying for this - ' 'NOOOOO!!!' everyone yells.

Views01/03/2021 A more violent clone of Joke named Choke appears, and tells Joke he'll choke him in his sleep.

Chase McFly01/03/2021 CB decides to take another adventure. This time, he runs into Doofenshmirtz with the Power Drain-inator.

Views01/03/2021 He also runs into Mackenzie Hollister (who will be an antagonist in this part)

Chase McFly01/03/2021 Near the dead bodies of the Roblox admins, Patricks and random guys fall from the sky.

Captain Cape01/03/2021 Baymax and Batman appear, carrying a cake shaped like the word 'NES'.

Chase McFly01/03/2021 SonicTheEpic can't come to the party though. He's in Japan, which is bad because he doesn't know anything about it.

Captain Cape01/03/2021 In Japan, SonicTheEpic meets SonicDaEpic.

Chase McFly01/03/2021 He also meets Kirby, who is losing interest in Pokemon Go!

Views01/03/2021 Then everybody turned into a horse with 20 legs.

bfrit1001/03/2021 “What’s even happening right now?” I wondered

Views01/03/2021 BFrit, now in the form of a horse with 20 legs starts galloping.

bfrit1001/03/2021 Next to me are 20 Legged Horse Views and 20 Legged Horse Chase

Mine01/04/2021 I think of a way how to turn ourselves back to normal

Views01/04/2021 Meanwhile, TNR attempts one of her favorite subjects (tap-dancing) as a horse with 20 legs.

Captain Cape01/04/2021 However, she keeps falling over. Shutterstock, the abstract horse from the previous part, is the only one who doesn't mind being a horse with 20 legs.

Chase McFly01/04/2021 Meanwhile, aside from the 20-leg horses, we've all gathered to party and celebrate previous parts. We end up running over Zootopia with a steamroller to celebrate.

Captain Cape01/04/2021 We turn the 20-leg horses into turkeys with Anti-Turkey, and then we use the Turkeyitis vaccine to turn them back to normal again. Shutterstock complains that he liked having 20 legs.

bfrit1001/04/2021 “Thank goodness that’s over,” I said

Captain Cape01/04/2021 'Yes, yes, good that that's over, but can y'all please stop chopping off my head to turn it into vaccines?' Anti-Turkey says once his head has regrown. 'It's very annoying.'

bfrit1001/04/2021 “Okay, sorry about that”

Chase McFly01/04/2021 Kirby gets in a glass elevator on Planet Popstar.

bfrit1001/04/2021 In the elevator with him was...

Chase McFly01/04/2021 SpongeBob, who says it goes to the Bikini Bottom Museum.

bfrit1001/04/2021 “Can’t wait to see what we’ll see there,” Kirby said

Chase McFly01/04/2021 Magalor Soul attacks the museum once they get there, kicking Kirby into space. Luckily, he has a helmet.

bfrit1001/04/2021 Kirby landed on the moon

Chase McFly01/04/2021 He then gets hit by a moon coconut and has to go to the hospital.

bfrit1001/04/2021 The doctor at the hospital is the purple fish doctor from Spongebob

Chase McFly01/04/2021 Sonic the Hedgehog hacks some computers, but Magalor Soul kidnaps a bunch of animals.

bfrit1001/04/2021 So Sonic had to save the animals from Magalor Soul

Chase McFly01/04/2021 They were being held at the Krusty Krab, which SpongeBob accidentally destroyed with his reef blower.

bfrit1001/04/2021 Sonic had to wear an air helmet since hedgehogs cant breathe underwater

Captain Cape01/04/2021 Then, SpongeBob sees Magalor Soul. 'YOU!' he says in a dramatic manner. He tries blowing Magalor Soul away with his reef blower.

bfrit1001/04/2021 But it fails

Chase McFly01/04/2021 Then, Otaku declares war on Undertale.

bfrit1001/04/2021 Fortunately Otaku won so everybody celebrated

Chase McFly01/04/2021 They won because of Patrick Man.

bfrit1001/04/2021 Everybody picks up Patrick Man and starts to sing “For He’s a Jolly Good Fellow”

Chase McFly01/04/2021 Then Hetalia characters begin to attack us

bfrit1001/04/2021 One of them rips off one of my antennae

Captain Cape01/04/2021 The Hetalia characters are joined by the cockroaches from Oggy and the Cockroaches.

bfrit1001/04/2021 The cockroaches saw me and said “A fellow bug! Care to join us?” “No thanks,” I said

Chase McFly01/04/2021 Then Gary turns into Meowala (his planet form with superpowers) to fight the Hetalia characters.

bfrit1001/04/2021 The Hetalia characters are weak compared to him so he won

Mine01/04/2021 Then, Loser comes out of a vent and stabs me in the neck!

Chase McFly01/04/2021 Gary’s so big, he destroys Mars.

bfrit1001/04/2021 Then Gary gave me a new antenna

Chase McFly01/04/2021 Other game threads and a dragon come to fight Kirby.

Mine01/04/2021 I then scream in pain as I start to bleed

bfrit1001/04/2021 I gave Foury a bandaid

Chase McFly01/04/2021 SpongeBob tries to time-travel and save Foury. However, he accidentally goes to far and kills Luan Loud, wrecking the Space-Time continuum

Mine01/04/2021 He also kills one of my ancestors, Equaly, and I am slowly disappearing from existence!

Captain Cape01/04/2021 The Time Gods hear the 'Messed-Up Timeline Alarm,' so they decide to go back in time to fix the space-time continuum.

bfrit1001/04/2021 I got sad when I saw Foury disappearing

Chase McFly01/04/2021 Meanwhile, Patrick has a different best friend in this timeline: Rocky, his pet rock! The two get sundaes after Rocky fights some vicious sea creatures.

bfrit1001/04/2021 They got their sundaes from Goofy Goobers

Chase McFly01/04/2021 Kinji’s team mates are then turned into a giant Patbot by the Scary Mary Bowl.

Mine01/04/2021 Meanwhile, Belgium has became the largest country in Europe both by area and population, and nobody knows why

bfrit1001/04/2021 Scientists try to figure out why

Chase McFly01/04/2021 WalkingBird is turned into a robot and crashes Ceres into Earth.

bfrit1001/04/2021 Everybody started running and screaming

Captain Cape01/04/2021 A scientist discovers that Belgium has grown large because it absorbed the Netherlands and Luxembourg, and because many people from other European countries moved there for some reason.

bfrit1001/04/2021 “Interesting,” said the other scientist he told

Chase McFly01/04/2021 Cockroach Man, Termite Man, and the Great Temmie try to enslave humans.

bfrit1001/04/2021 But Patrick Man stopped this

Chase McFly01/04/2021 SpongeBuck falls into a coma, so Luan reappears and wakes him with her magic jacket

Captain Cape01/04/2021 Then, a space station inhabited by Ungrits crashes into Earth! Ceres pulled it into the planet.

bfrit1001/04/2021 The Ungrits mistook me for one of them and kidnapped me!

Chase McFly01/04/2021 Cape is then deemed unfit to be NES God due to his mental state, and is replaced by 7 acting Gods, including KKirby and Keeby

Captain Cape01/04/2021 'Wait, can I keep the free ice cream coupon?' I ask the 7 acting NES Gods.

bfrit1001/04/2021 “Sure,” they said

Chase McFly01/04/2021 Bulbax-Bill (Bill is Mario’s eye, which escaped from him) starts eating everything.

Captain Cape01/04/2021 The cockroaches convince the Ungrits from the space station to help Coackroach Man, Termite Man and the Great Temmie with trying to enslave humans.

Chase McFly01/04/2021 Michael Rosen is then killed in an avalanche after stealing Koopsers’ puppet.

bfrit1001/04/2021 While the Ungrits were distracted I escaped from them

Chase McFly01/04/2021 Mr. Puff assembles more villains to get revenge on Mrs. Puff

bfrit1001/04/2021 Mr. Krabs protects Mrs. Puff

Chase McFly01/04/2021 Then YouTube sues us, so BFrit brings in the sheep from Sheep in the Big City.

bfrit1001/04/2021 Then Spogebo Skurpents and Petruck Sterr showed up

Captain Cape01/04/2021 Charles M. Schultz appears and uses the Ungrits to erase a badly drawn picture of Snoopy. He then created a new type of eraser, made out of Ungrits.

bfrit1001/04/2021 He calls it the Ungraser

Chase McFly01/04/2021 Then, Viacom sues NES. ThomasGaming64 returns, but with severe Turkeyitis. I search for a cure, but NatRox is on my tail.

bfrit1001/04/2021 He began to throw apples at you for absolutely no reason at all

Captain Cape01/04/2021 Anti-Turkey goes into hiding, as he doesn't want his head to be chopped off again to make the Turkeyitis vaccine.

Chase McFly01/04/2021 Then he yells, “Skip Part 25.5, it’s just Part 25 from different perspectives!”

bfrit1001/04/2021 Then I protected Chase and hit all the apples away from him

Chase McFly01/04/2021 Patrick’s DVDs are stolen by a robber.

bfrit1001/04/2021 The robber is the fingerprint guy from The Amazing World of Gumball

Chase McFly01/04/2021 Then, we get stuck in a time warp.

bfrit1001/04/2021 I got bored in the time warp so I started to sing All Star

Captain Cape01/04/2021 I try to stay calm, but then I remember everything that happened in Throwback Thurzday Too and The Coolest Part Ever, and that a lot of it is my fault.

Chase McFly01/04/2021 egnopSbBob eats Krabby Patties with SpongeBob and his friends, except Patrick, who’s partying with Nicholas Cage on Bikini Atoll.

bfrit1001/04/2021 Sandy appeared and punched Nic Cage

Chase McFly01/04/2021 Slime Man and Gooper Blooper then try to cover the world in ink and paint.

bfrit1001/04/2021 Gyrados and its friend Wishiwashi use water attacks to clean the world

Mine01/04/2021 Due to the normal timeline being restored, I return and see Wishiwashi and get confused why it is in NES City

bfrit1001/04/2021 “I was in NES C1P24,” it tells Foury

Mine01/04/2021 Then due to a large portal opening up, Wishiwashi ends up in Kelowna, Canada

bfrit1001/04/2021 There he met...

Mine01/04/2021 The Dancing Polish Cow!

bfrit1001/04/2021 It taught Wishiwashi how to dance and speak Polish

Chase McFly01/04/2021 Then, Dr. Doofenshmirtz, Team Rocket, Yin Yarn, Weegee, Bowser, Dr. Robotnik, Ultron, and Plankton come back to wreak havoc.

bfrit1001/04/2021 But LarryBoy appears to stop them

Chase McFly01/04/2021 Then CB begins dying again.

Captain Cape01/04/2021 And while all of this happens, I'm still freaking out in the time warp.

Chase McFly01/04/2021 Pink Chameleon returns to Daihonix 9

Captain Cape01/04/2021 The Cow Shark appears on Daihonix 9. 'We must save the Cereal Bowl before the next blood moon!' it says.

Mine01/04/2021 The Dancing Polish Cow then starts to sing Never Gonna Give You Up!

bfrit1001/04/2021 The Cow Shark joins in

Chase McFly01/04/2021 As Roger Bumpass falls through a portal, Views asks KKirby if he likes trolleys.

bfrit1001/04/2021 “Yeah, I do,” KKirby responded

Chase McFly01/04/2021 Then, we read Spongy SquarePotter

bfrit1001/04/2021 “What a great book,” I said

Chase McFly01/04/2021 Emboar and Rattus then fight evil title cards.

bfrit1001/04/2021 Gyrados helped them

Chase McFly01/04/2021 Michael Rosen beats up Charles Stiles.

bfrit1001/04/2021 A crowd of people surronded them and chanted “Fight! Fight!”

Chase McFly01/04/2021 For some reason, EmpressYzma returns and slaps me as we’re sucked into Mr. Key World

Captain Cape01/04/2021 Incineroar joins Emboar and Rattus in their fight against the evil title cards too.

bfrit1001/04/2021 Luckily they won, CDI Link appeared and said “You won!”

Mine01/04/2021 Then Henry Stickmin starts doing the Distraction Dance to distract CDI Link.

bfrit1001/04/2021 It worked, CDI Link is now dancing along

Chase McFly01/04/2021 Kirbyfan100 then activates his trap card, almost trapping me and Austin (Koopsers’ cousin) in Never Ending Hell.

Mine01/04/2021 I then take out a map to see if anything about the world changed, then I see that New Zealand is gone

bfrit1001/04/2021 Then Henry Stickmin learned that the software his games ran on got disabled and gets sad

Chase McFly01/04/2021 Canis 2B is attacked by the April Fools gods

Mine01/04/2021 Then I find out Canis 2B is the one who made New Zealand disappear

bfrit1001/04/2021 Emboar, Rattus, Incineroar and Gyrados go to attack Canis 2B too

Mine01/04/2021 Then I attack Canis 2B as well

Chase McFly01/04/2021 Mr. Krabs steals money from Harold.

bfrit1001/04/2021 “Get your big meaty claws off my money!” Harold shouted

Chase McFly01/04/2021 Patnocchio then gives Patrick some One Coarse Meal video clips, which he yanked from Rick Sanchez’ dead body.

bfrit1001/04/2021 Patrick cringed because he hated that episode

Chase McFly01/04/2021 Then some evil Cheese arrives and starts a massive war.

Mine01/04/2021 The evil Cheese is attacked by the Dancing Polish Cow

Chase McFly01/04/2021 Sandy Cheeks then rides some bumper cars from New Pluto.

bfrit1001/04/2021 The Dancing Polish Cow kicks the evil cheese

Chase McFly01/04/2021 CB’s son Fierce Bowl angers the King Bowl.

Mine01/04/2021 Then Fierce Bowl joins the war on the Dancing Polish Cow's side

bfrit1001/04/2021 They both sing Never Gonna Give You Up as an attack

Chase McFly01/04/2021 All CB’s family arrives, and Bibendum shows off his tires.

bfrit1001/04/2021 “Nice,” said CB’s family

Chase McFly01/04/2021 I then go inside a VR simulation, since 2035 means a lot of advanced tech.

bfrit1001/04/2021 I came with you

Chase McFly01/04/2021 In the VR, BFrit and I see the enormous Mushroom Kingdom, inhabited not by mushrooms, but by smelly socks.

Mine01/04/2021 I then time travel back to 2013

bfrit1001/04/2021 2013 songs are playing on the radio

Chase McFly01/04/2021 Foury meets Cester Kragils, who is visiting Earth for the first time.

bfrit1001/04/2021 “Hello Cester, it’s nice to see you,” Foury said

Chase McFly01/04/2021 But Cester remembers Foury from Iwy, which for him, was 50 years ago.

bfrit1001/04/2021 “How have you been?” asked Foury

Chase McFly01/04/2021 “I’m fine, but I don’t know how you look the same,” Cester says. Foury returns to the present, only to find NES HQ is now called “Secretly Ending Story Headquarters”. Weirdtalon is there, but he’s acting a lot more aggressive.

bfrit1001/04/2021 He hits everybody on the head for no reason

Chase McFly01/04/2021 Weirdtalon has 6 other characters with him, who claim to be the main cast of NES. None of them are Benelux, me, BFrit, Jackie, Cape, or Views, though we’re safe from the timeline due to the VR simulation.

bfrit1001/04/2021 The characters are...

Chase McFly01/04/2021 Happa, Keeby, KKirby, Banana Dee, Meta Knight, and Pearl Krabs

Captain Cape01/04/2021 We also find out that a lot more people are stuck in the Lunatic Room now.

bfrit1001/04/2021 “That’s awful!” I said

Chase McFly01/04/2021 Then, I learn there are alternate versions of ourselves with different names and lives.

bfrit1001/04/2021 For example the alternate version of me is H Grit and he’s a green ant with blue eyes

Captain Cape01/04/2021 My alternate version is called Orion Aldith. He is a blue Pokey-Eye with rather short legs and a gambling addiction.

bfrit1001/04/2021 H Grit is a very active ant who loves to exercise

Chase McFly01/04/2021 The alternate version of me is named Adam O’Runny, and he is quite ornery.

Chase McFly01/04/2021 I find that Target Diner is back, but now it’s a solar powered franchise along with many other businesses

bfrit1001/04/2021 Solar powered robots are the workers

Captain Cape01/04/2021 The CEO of Target Diner is David Genloso.

bfrit1001/04/2021 I walk into Target Diner because I’m hungry

Chase McFly01/04/2021 BFrit is given a plasma cake, which comes with a free IPhone 20.

bfrit1001/04/2021 “Man, this is awesome!” I say

Views01/04/2021 BFrit wanted to take his IPhone 20 to cool places. So he turned into a vulture and flew across the Earth.

bfrit1001/04/2021 Somebody rode on my back. It was...

Chase McFly01/04/2021 A very advanced android named Armored Ant Bot.

bfrit1001/04/2021 We landed in Scotland

Chase McFly01/04/2021 Now that it’s 2035, Scotland has a lot more modern buildings.

bfrit1001/04/2021 We go into one of the buildings

bfrit1001/04/2021 “What...” I’m actually concerned about what’s happening right now

Views01/04/2021 BFrit drinks a beer to calm his nerves, and turns into a giraffe with a very long neck.

bfrit1001/04/2021 I put an afro on and say “Da da da da da da da da circus” for no reason

bfrit1001/04/2021 Meanwhile with Views...

Views01/04/2021 I help Cape on the griffin farm.

bfrit1001/04/2021 In Africa for some reason Dora and Robbie Rotten are having a dance battle

Views01/04/2021 BFrit tells Dora he's her biggest fan and goes to kiss her.

bfrit1001/04/2021 Dora just says “Where’s BFrit?” even though I’m right in front of her...

Views01/04/2021 Dora and BFrit kiss, and the kiss turns BFrit back into an ant.

bfrit1001/04/2021 “Where’s the ant? Do you see it?” Dora asks Hippette

bfrit1001/04/2021 Robbie Rotten sees me and thinks I’m a popsicle so he licks me

Views01/04/2021 Dora kills Robbie Rotten with a knife

bfrit1001/04/2021 “Thanks,” I say. “Who are you?” Dora asks, and I facepalm

Chase McFly01/04/2021 Then Hippette is killed by Gary, back with his boatmobile. Now it’s full of disco chickens.

bfrit1001/04/2021 The disco chickens sing Stayin Alive and the Dancing Polish Cow dances along

Views01/04/2021 Foury sings Disco Macko with the Chickens

Chase McFly01/04/2021 Meanwhile, Richard becomes The Mustache Meddler again and gives Soap, Microphone, and Baseball mustaches.

Views01/04/2021 In hell that is.

Chase McFly01/04/2021 Except he then revived them.

Views01/04/2021 Except he didn't.

Chase McFly01/04/2021 So Richard decides to give Klirork a mustache, and skip the Chapter 3 Part 6 tribute.

Captain Cape01/05/2021 Klirork gets angry and eats Richard. He then eats some other people too. 'Come on, is it really that bad to have a mustache?' I say.

Chase McFly01/05/2021 “Yes, yes it is,” Klirork says, eating Cape and for good measure, Earth.

Mine01/05/2021 Then the Dancing Polish Cow shoots a mud ball from its mouth

Captain Cape01/05/2021 Epac enters Klirork's stomach. 'This is already the third time we see each other in this giant cat's stomach!' he tells me.

bfrit1001/05/2021 The mud ball hits me

Mine01/05/2021 Then it throws another one, this time in the stomach acid

Chase McFly01/05/2021 Klirork throws up. But when he throws up, he’s somehow sent us back to the Rockoless Universe.

Captain Cape01/05/2021 'Interdimensional puke? Now that's an interesting and embarrassing power,' Epac remarks.

Mine01/05/2021 The Dancing Polish Cow then starts singing in a weird language called Umherl, which sounds like a blend of German, French and Polish

bfrit1001/05/2021 Everybody sings along

Mine01/05/2021 Then the Rockoless Universe version of the Duolingo Owl (who doesn't kill people if they forget their lessons, they just make them deaf for 40 minutes) sees me and tells me I forgot my Finnish lessons.

bfrit1001/05/2021 “You know what happens next!” he says and puts giant earplugs into Foury’s ears

Captain Cape01/05/2021 I try drinking some coffee, but then Emperor Krabs appears right behind me.

Chase McFly01/05/2021 In the RU, Gussiberg is alive. And he finds a nice aqua box of cards.

Chase McFly01/05/2021 It turns out to be Views, who Gussiberg decides to kidnap.

Captain Cape01/05/2021 'We must save the card box before the next blood moon,' the Cow Shark says.

Chase McFly01/05/2021 Unfortunately, the moon is turning red right now, as Baldi is painting it for Here School’s move to the moon

Chase McFly01/05/2021 Views dies, and is reborn as Cleverbot. He will never remember being Views.

bfrit1001/05/2021 Then a bee stings me for no reason

Captain Cape01/05/2021 The bee starts growing until it is enormous. 'Oh no, a giant bee!' the Cow Shark says.

Chase McFly01/05/2021 Cleverbot notices a giant hive in the middle of NES City. “Where did that come from?”

Captain Cape01/05/2021 'I think the bees made it,' the Dancing Polish Cow says while dancing.

Chase McFly01/05/2021 “Wrong!” Nosferatu says. “It came from the tidal zone!”

Captain Cape01/05/2021 A swarm of purple three-eyed horseflies appears. Epac is glad to see them.

Chase McFly01/05/2021 Then we start careening through the tidal zones again.

Captain Cape01/05/2021 Epac feeds his horseflies some M&Ms.

Chase McFly01/05/2021 Cereal Soup parks her Tidal Zone RV at Here School.

Captain Cape01/05/2021 Principal of the Thing is fighting with the principal of There School, Principal of the Person.

Chase McFly01/05/2021 They’re fighting over Windows 1340.

Captain Cape01/05/2021 Drunk Zim drinks badly drawn beer while saying nonsense.

bfrit1001/05/2021 “Yo Zim, what happened to you?” I said

Chase McFly01/05/2021 “I am drunk!” Zim sings. Using Windows 1340, Principal of the Thing clones CheeseCrocker many times.

bfrit1001/05/2021 “Too many CheeseCrockers!” I say

Captain Cape01/05/2021 Red CheeseCrocker becomes the clones' leader, but Bert and Ernie hack his phone.

bfrit1001/05/2021 Ernie then gives Bert dead fish

Chase McFly01/05/2021 Dr. Smart arrives and eats the dead fish.

Captain Cape01/05/2021 The dead fish cause him to become evil!

Chase McFly01/05/2021 He recruits a team of evil doctors to brainwash people

Mine01/05/2021 The Dancing Polish Cow finds out that if an evil doctor hears someone speaking in Umherl, they will die

bfrit1001/05/2021 So it speaks Umherl in front of an evil doctor

Mine01/05/2021 The evil doctor dies instantly, then the cartoon characters, who are tired of Views being weird, start rioting

Captain Cape01/05/2021 While everyone is busy with stopping the cartoon characters, the Tickler kidnaps me.

Chase McFly01/05/2021 The Tickler takes Cape to Pondgea, and gives him to Dolores-Day Crocker.

Captain Cape01/05/2021 Delores (from The Food War to End Most Food Wars) appears with her son CheeseCrocket. 'Get out, you clone!' Delores tells Dolores-Day.

Chase McFly01/05/2021 Cape is sucked by TMBG into the particle gadget.

Captain Cape01/05/2021 'Hey, what is this? I wasn't even in this part!' I say.

bfrit1001/05/2021 The Dancing Polish Cow spits a mudball out at me again

Captain Cape01/05/2021 BFrit dodges the mudball, and it hits Delores in the face.

Chase McFly01/05/2021 Delores gets so mad, she shoots John Flansburgh and John Linnell.

Captain Cape01/05/2021 CheeseCrocket summons the Empty Heads, who immediately wreak havoc.

Chase McFly01/05/2021 Cape is tossed into prison, along with the Empty Heads.

Captain Cape01/05/2021 It turns out Rhinoram and Hippoewe have joined the Empty Heads.

Chase McFly01/05/2021 Then, RU SB resurrects and arrives. He attaches his nose to Cape.

bfrit1001/05/2021 “We must save Cape before the next blood moon,” the Cow Shark says

Chase McFly01/05/2021 So, we construct a Nose Deconstructor Ray. However, cape starts to think he's SpongeBob, and goes off to marry Brown Eel.

Captain Cape01/06/2021 'Who are you? Why do you think I should marry you?' Brown Eel says when I ask her to marry me.

Chase McFly01/06/2021 "I'm SpongeBob," Cape replies, stuffing cupcakes into Brown Eel's mouth. However, while he does this, he ends up seeing all past NES parts on a TV screen.

bfrit1001/06/2021 He cringes when he sees Chapter 1 Part 24 come up on the screen

Chase McFly01/06/2021 Then, Doratron arrives, having head “Part 24”. She mistakes Cape for Rocko, and beats him up until he looks like Bratt.

bfrit1001/06/2021 But then the Dancing Polish Cow stops her by shooting a mudball at her

Chase McFly01/06/2021 Everyone cheers. But they think Cape Bratt is acting fishy.

Captain Cape01/06/2021 I randomly start dancing and acting crazy.

Chase McFly01/06/2021 Then, Cape moves to Germany and starts a new life as a human named Peter. But Peter causes a bad luck pandemic.

Captain Cape01/06/2021 The Dancing Polish Cow and the Cow Shark try to stop the bad luck by planting clovers everywhere.

Chase McFly01/06/2021 Cape then turns everything in the world blue.

Captain Cape01/06/2021 'Is this what it feels like to be Cape?' Cape Jr. the hippogriff wonders as he turns blue.

Chase McFly01/06/2021 “Probably,” Witherwings says, as Cape is sucked into Koopsers’ pores, rendering him comatose.

Captain Cape01/06/2021 'I'd rather not be Cape, then,' Cape Jr. says as he gets a can of 'Hippogriff-colored Paint'.

Chase McFly01/06/2021 Cape controls Koopsers’ body to mess up time.

Captain Cape01/06/2021 The 'Messed-Up Timeline Alarm' goes off again, and the Time Gods arrest me.

Chase McFly01/06/2021 Cape responds by unleashing Hell on them.

Captain Cape01/06/2021 'Hey, why did you do that?' Epac asks. 'Unleashing Hell on people is my job!'

Chase McFly01/06/2021 “Because we were never dead!” Creepy and Chaotic laugh.

Captain Cape01/06/2021 'You know... Working together with Cape was fun,' Nssaisas tells Urdrreem, Epac and Fifi. 'But now I feel like ruining a prom and making him suffer!'

Chase McFly01/06/2021 “We already did that, but yeah, he’s evil now!” Epac agrees. They set up the prom and find many ways to torture Cape, especially with wallaby cupcakes and mayonnaise cake.

Captain Cape01/06/2021 They also buy B&Q's entire supply of explosives to ruin the prom. The cashier grow suspicious when he sees the group walking out of the store with bombs.

Chase McFly01/06/2021 Cape, who is currently a blue German Bratt with EvilBob’s nose married to Brown Eel and possessed by Creepy while inside Koopsers’ skin, tries to have fun at the prom, but Koopsers’ skin is sticky due to the blue pandemic. He ends up covered in mayonnaise cake and wallaby cupcakes, and staggers into Disneyland, where he puts on a Mickey Mouse costume. However, the real one sees.

Captain Cape01/06/2021 The real Mickey laughs maniacally and approaches me with a chainsaw. 'I'll chop off your head, just like all the other fake Mickey Mice at theme parks!' he says.

Chase McFly01/06/2021 After Cape is turned into half-mouse at Mickey’s slaughterhouse, we go to rescue him. But the skyscraper starts exploding. Captain Cape01/06/2021 Turkeys fly out of one of the exploding floors to build their own town elsewhere. They build their town around the griffin farm.

Chase McFly01/06/2021 Then The Cuppar abducts Cape, hoping to make him a Cupism-practicing Anti-Character and possible magic hat minion.

Captain Cape01/06/2021 The Cuppar tries to turn me into a turkey using Anti-Turkey, but it fails as I'm vaccinated against Turkeyitis. So they read from the Holy Book of Cupism instead.

Chase McFly01/06/2021 Cape is then stranded on Fastage, deaged, and his soul is removed. We must travel through space to save him. Captain Cape01/06/2021 However, we can't use my spaceship, since the turkeys from the MMS turned it into a house. We have to use the N.E.S. Revolution instead.

Chase McFly01/06/2021 Cape is then forced to only exist in NES Werbe-Fernsehen programs after we save him. Captain Cape01/06/2021 There is a new NWF show about the Kragils family, but the producers insist that nobody should play themselves in the show. I'm portrayed by Nssaisas, Epac by Vandaag, and Pace by Shrkjork.

Mine01/06/2021 The NWF show is not really successful and is cancelled rather quickly.

Captain Cape01/06/2021 It got negative reviews because of the plot making zero sense, the actors constantly forgetting that they're not playing themselves, and the amount of laugh tracks.

Chase McFly01/06/2021 Anti-Turkey reveals he is a professional actor too, but Cape starts to think he’s an Incidental and goes to Bikini Bottom. Anti-Turkey follows.

Captain Cape01/06/2021 Some curious fish look at Anti-Turkey, causing them to become turkeys. This makes Fred (or Incidental 1) ban looking at turkeys.

Chase McFly01/06/2021 Everyone else obeys. Then, Cape buys Arby’s to bully Target Cafe.

Captain Cape01/06/2021 Target Café employees make a plan to stop me from bullying them even more.

Chase McFly01/06/2021 We have a showdown with Creepy on the sun, so he makes Target Diner haunted.

Captain Cape01/06/2021 John Finnemore pops up and- 'NOOOOO!!!' everyone screams.

Chase McFly01/06/2021 But somehow this applies cabin pressure to Target Diner, and the haunting stops. Then, we’re all sucked into the real world.

Captain Cape01/06/2021 'Oh no, not this again...' I mutter as I realize where we are. 'GET ME OUT OF HERE!'

Chase McFly01/06/2021 Cape’s RLC laughs maniacally as she looks for more ways to torture Cape. She decides to put him in Here Boot Camp.

Captain Cape01/06/2021 I fall through a plothole into detention, where I see Orderly, Chaotic and Creepy Cape.

Chase McFly01/06/2021 Then, Nurse Poptarts comes in and tortures Cape.

Captain Cape01/06/2021 Orderly, Chaotic and Creepy all laugh at me while this happens. Fatdi throws sticks at me.

Chase McFly01/06/2021 Superman fights Nurse Poptarts.

Captain Cape01/06/2021 Aenelux throws explosive orbs at Nurse Poptarts and Fatdi.

Chase McFly01/06/2021 Then EvilBob shrinks Cape to his size and starts fighting him. “I will kill your multiverse again!”

Captain Cape01/06/2021 After fighting EvilBob, I fall into a coma and have a weird coma dream.

Chase McFly01/06/2021 This time, Cape dreams about everything we experienced in the part.

Captain Cape01/07/2021 I see lots of angry snakes that were used as shoelaces by Music Note.

Chase McFly01/07/2021 He also sees all the worlds destroyed by antimatter. When Cape wakes up, he’s on a stage, doused in coffee and antimatter.

Captain Cape01/07/2021 Hoh Sus is turning people into mesh while singing about whatryadoin and The Shesh.

Chase McFly01/07/2021 We start singing to Cape, but Gussiberg revives and uploads Cape’s mind into Windows 1342.

Captain Cape01/07/2021 Unfortunately, he accidentally uploads some computer viruses into Windows 1342 too.

Chase McFly01/07/2021 Cape gets infected with the viruses, putting him in another creepy dream sequence.

Captain Cape01/07/2021 In the dream, there are lots of Proto clones rapping. 'I'm P-P-P-P-P-P-P-Proto! Torturing Cape is my motto!'

Chase McFly01/07/2021 Hoh Sus is turned evil by Gussiberg and rebuilds The Magic Hat, who he then puts on Cape’s head.

Captain Cape01/07/2021 The Magic Hat turns some of my hippogriffs into hattogriffs, and then forces me to watch Magic Hat Productions movies.

Chase McFly01/07/2021 After getting TMH off his head, Cape gets the snowman virus and his wig is replaced by cereal. This makes him live out all of Cereal Bowl’s memories.

Chase McFly01/07/2021 To take down the Space Explorers, Cape is forced to endure a series of Back to the Futureish adventures. However, he panics that he never did the first movie, which causes the Space Explorers to fill him with ores.

Captain Cape01/07/2021 Then, Vul Smile sends his minion Bill Cipher after me. His other minions start murdering cartoon characters.

Views01/07/2021 Then the minions appear.

Chase McFly01/07/2021 The minions convince Hoh Sus that we need a new Shesh Food War.

Captain Cape01/07/2021 Hoh Sus and the minions launch not just a jar, but an entire barrel filled with Shesh Marmalade at Weirdtalon.

Views01/07/2021 Bratt attacks the minions, and Gru steps in to stop him.

Chase McFly01/07/2021 Bratt then realizes Cape looks just like him. He tries to overfeed the impostor.

Captain Cape01/07/2021 But Time M&M comes and steals all of Bratt's food.

Chase McFly01/07/2021 Then, Time M&M turns Cape black with a giant M. This calls Bratt down, but Time M&M begins overfeeding Cape too.

Views01/07/2021 Suddenly, a giant bee comes in and Cape eats it. "Oh no! He ate the bee!" someone yells.

Captain Cape01/07/2021 The Strange Person calls me, Time M&M and Bratt lunatics.

Chase McFly01/07/2021 Creepy returns, triggering another apocalypse.

Views01/07/2021 Creepy hands Chase gummies. He eats them and his head turns into a strawberry! https://tenor.com/view/lol-bored-happy-gif-5381431

Chase McFly01/07/2021 After stopping the apocalypse, we’re teleported back to Iwy.

Mine01/07/2021 On Iwy, I find out the Dancing Polish Cow is in the core so it can dance there.

Chase McFly01/07/2021 We have to save Iwy again and make sure John and Jackie’s son isn’t killed too.

Views01/07/2021 Foury calls Chase, yelling "Strawberry!" But Strawberry Shortcake shows up instead.

Chase McFly01/07/2021 Then, Cape makes a series of YouTube videos, detailing his descent into madness.

Captain Cape01/07/2021 All of the villains who have tortured me during this part like the videos.

Chase McFly01/07/2021 When I turn back to normal, I bring the heavily mutated Cape back to Earth.

Views01/07/2021 Cape and Chase land in the Kentucky enclave near Tennessee.

Chase McFly01/07/2021 Then we go to Discordville.

Captain Cape01/07/2021 Some of the hattogriffs (who used to be hippogriffs) come with us.

Chase McFly01/07/2021 Elmer Cordes realizes Cape has caused a lot of chaos this part, and stabs him.

Views01/07/2021 Me and Chase go to Elder City, and find out we have gotten evicted for not being elderly anymore. We take all the stuff back to the apartment.

Chase McFly01/07/2021 Elmer throws Cape into a black hole, and he explodes. Every piece of Cape flies through the wind. Klirork catches some pieces.

bfrit1001/07/2021 I just stand outside the apartment eating a corn dog

Chase McFly01/07/2021 The 7 acting Gods decide to make Klirork NES God, and give him the powers.

Captain Cape01/07/2021 'Congratulations, you're now an NES God!' Keeby says. 'Here's your free ice cream coupon.'

Chase McFly01/07/2021 Klirork cheers, and starts shooting enough ice cream, we decide to have a party celebrating his Godhood after Cape’s funeral.

Captain Cape01/07/2021 While Klirork produces more ice cream, he wonders when he'll die and who will be the next NES God.

Chase McFly01/07/2021 Klirork is still pondering this when we ask him to join Cape’s funeral

Captain Cape01/07/2021 As the pieces that Klirork could catch are buried, Klirork has an idea: he wants to hold a contest to determine his successor.

Chase McFly01/07/2021 However, he doesn’t tell us this yet, because there’s still some replies left.

Captain Cape01/07/2021 At the funeral, my headstone reads 'R.I.P Caporian [insert long name here] Kragils'.

Chase McFly01/07/2021 Everyone is holding umbrellas, even the Griffins and hippogriffs. Pace and Epac hug, calling each other the best brother ever.

Captain Cape01/07/2021 Yesmrty is sad, not just because I'm dead but also because she still doesn't know where Cloak went.

Chase McFly01/07/2021 Anti-Urdrreem arrives. “Ah, finally. Your Cape died too.”

Captain Cape01/07/2021 Some Ungrits from the GWUD (Galaxy-Wide Ungrit Dictatorship) dimension come too. 'Our Cape is dead too!' they say. 'There's a revolution going on in our dimension right now.'

Chase McFly01/07/2021 “Cape was the best,” Weirdtalon says. “We put his favorite microwave in the coffin.”

Captain Cape01/07/2021 'It's so sad that he died,' Shrkjork says. 'Can I have the farm now?'

Chase McFly01/07/2021 “Sure, go ahead,” Cape Jr. says. He takes out his blue feather and gives it to Shrkjork.

Captain Cape01/07/2021 'Thanks,' Shrkjork says. 'I hope the turkeys from that weird skyscraper get out of Cape's spaceship, though. I always wanted to fly around in a spaceship!'

Chase McFly01/07/2021 Then, it’s time for Klirork’s god party. Nssaisas and Shrkjork get ice cream together.

Captain Cape01/07/2021 Weirdtalon makes a giant mousecake for Klirork. 'I can't make a universe cake, but I hope you like this too,' he says.

Chase McFly01/07/2021 Klirork eats it one bite. “That was incredible!” He shoots ice cream at all the other griffins and hippogriffs.

Captain Cape01/07/2021 'Yay, ice cream!' the hippogriff Talonhoof cheers. 'Can we get ice cream coupons too?'

Chase McFly01/07/2021 Klirork hands out the coupons, and decides to bring his family to the party.

Captain Cape01/07/2021 'Can I join? I'm your grandson!' Buckbeak says. 'Wow, is that a hippogriff that doesn't come from the farm? That's cool!' Talonhoof says.

Chase McFly01/07/2021 "Hey there, distant relative," I tell Buckbeak. He's glad to see me too. Epac and Pace decide to go roller-skating,

Captain Cape01/07/2021 Gisteren, who is Klirork's third cousin once removed, is invited too, and brings his family with him. Since nearly everyone is related to Klirork in some way (thanks, giant family tree!), nearly everyone comes to the party.

Chase McFly01/07/2021 Then Angery the Armored Ant returns. Cester does as well, with a movie called "The Life and Times of Cape Kragils".

Views01/07/2021 Then Koopsers shows up, and complains about the election results saying it was stolen. (The NESTube Election)

Chase McFly01/07/2021 Koopsers then eats some of Klirork's cake, which causes him to act more mature.

Views01/07/2021 "Finally!" everyone says.

Chase McFly01/07/2021 Then, Dennih is revealed to have been replaced by a robot.

Views01/07/2021 Bender, a character who appeared only once before and did literally nothing returns.

Chase McFly01/07/2021 Cester rips off Bender’s disguise and asks where Dennih is.

Views01/07/2021 But he wasn't wearing a disguise. "That was mean you weirdo! Bite my shiny metal a-" he says to Cester.

Chase McFly01/07/2021 Apparently, Cester is having terrible vision problems where he sees everyone as Dennih

bfrit1001/08/2021 Next he sees me as Dennih and says “There you are!” I run away

Captain Cape01/08/2021 Boiling, Vandaag and Morgen get ice cream, while Ho-Sis is flying Sasiassn around.

Chase McFly01/08/2021 Klirork decides to ask each of them if they wanna go see a movie.

Captain Cape01/08/2021 'Sure!' they say. Klirork invites some other people too, like Angery, Blue CheeseCrocker and Dad Bot.

Chase McFly01/08/2021 Angery gets annoyed by DadBot.

Captain Cape01/08/2021 Poorly Drawn Cheep rolls his badly drawn eyes. 'What movie are we seeing?' Ilvon Patterson asks.

Chase McFly01/08/2021 “The Watermelon Typist,” Klirork says.

Captain Cape01/08/2021 'Sounds like an interesting movie,' Ziloa (from Batorok) says. 'I like keyboards, I don't see how anyone could possibly be scared of them.'

Chase McFly01/08/2021 “When Cape was god, he always replaced my DVDs with “The Marmalade Files”. This is revenge,” Klirork says.

Captain Cape01/08/2021 'I don't like a-marmalade! That a-stuff is quite a-gross!' Mario says.

Chase McFly01/08/2021 Then Klirork brings Views back to life.

Captain Cape01/08/2021 Penny Turkey eats a whole watermelon while watching the movie.

Chase McFly01/08/2021 Then, she looks at Anti-Turkey, which turns her blue with long white nails and a mohawk. Bossy and Red CC run away screaming.

Captain Cape01/08/2021 Elec Man and Crash Man eat a bag of AAA batteries, which is the robot equivalent of popcorn.

Views01/08/2021 Then some random bee with a long gun shoots crash man.

Captain Cape01/08/2021 Baltic Boat takes the gun from the bee.

Chase McFly01/08/2021 The bee came from Evil Bugtown.

Views01/08/2021 "Oh, nozz!" the bee says.

Chase McFly01/08/2021 Then Vandaag and Boiling decide to become Bee Eaters.

Views01/08/2021 Barry Bee Benson hears this and gets scared. He tells his hive and they start a revolt.

Captain Cape01/08/2021 Sugarfree eats some of the bees from Barry's hive.

Views01/08/2021 "This is murder!" Barry Bee Benson says. I feel bad for him, so I grab Sugarfree, and throw him into a curb. And then stomp him to death.

Chase McFly01/08/2021 Then Views is arrested for animal abuse

Captain Cape01/08/2021 Klirork revives both Sugarfree and the bees he ate. 'No killing each other in the halls!' he says. 'Isn't that Principal of the Thing's catchphrase?' Penny asks.

Views01/08/2021 POTT flies by saying "No stealing catchphrases in the halls" and takes Klirork to a detention center in a random school.

Captain Cape01/08/2021 'Mwuhahahaha, I have teleportation powers now!' Klirork says. But instead of teleporting himself out of detention, he teleports the detention center into the movie theater.

Views01/08/2021 I get bailed out of jail by Eon, because she agrees I was sentenced unfairly. The second I get back out, I see Sugarfree Bag again making fun of me. So I set him on fire, and throw him off a 5 story building and he bursts into ash.

Captain Cape01/08/2021 Klirork sighs and revives Sugarfree again. (We still need Sugarfree for the next part)

Views01/08/2021 But I continue repeatedly murdering that little sh- who killed thousands.

Chase McFly01/08/2021 The NES Censors return, and tell Views they have an eye on him

Views01/08/2021 "Why is everyone so against me murdering Sugarfree?!" I say. "He killed thousands of innocent people!"

Captain Cape01/08/2021 'Technically, the bees started it because the bee with a gun shot Crash Man,' Klirork says.

Chase McFly01/08/2021 Meanwhile, Popcorn Bag is back, and fixes Cereal Bowl.

Views01/08/2021 "But that bee had nothing to do with Barry's hive!" I say. "This is outrageous!"

bfrit1001/08/2021 “As a bug, I support what Views says,” I say

Chase McFly01/08/2021 Angery gets a new helmet, and gives it to BFrit.

Views01/08/2021 I suggest we replace Sugarfree Bag with Bag With Lots of Sugar

Captain Cape01/08/2021 'Nah, I've got other stuff to do,' Bag With Lots of Sugar says. 'Like filling food with myself! Wait, that sounded weird...' Klirork decides to end this argument by reviving the bees.

Views01/08/2021 Sugarfree eats them again without hesitation, and I murder him again with a drill.

Chase McFly01/08/2021 Since everything Is getting repetitive, we go to Nssaisas’ old house and eat a cake shaped like a “100”.

Views01/08/2021 Foury brings Cakie along, and Cakie sees the cake and hides because he doesn't want to see his kind get eaten.

Chase McFly01/08/2021 Benelux gets better and says he doesn’t understand how countryballs can get neck cancer, not having necks at all.

Views01/08/2021 It's then revealed it was actually throat cancer.

Chase McFly01/08/2021 Because countryballs do have internal organs.

Captain Cape01/08/2021 Lincoln Loud has written a comic book about NES, and some of the people Klirork invited are reading it.

Views01/08/2021 However, Lincoln's case of the farties gets worse and he is kicked out of the party.

bfrit1001/08/2021 I’m at the party just casually eating cake

Chase McFly01/08/2021 Klirork then takes center stage to make a big announcement.

Captain Cape01/08/2021 'As you all know, I became the NES God of Chapter 8,' he says. 'However, I would like to find a successor before the chapter ends. This means that I'll hold a contest to determine the NES God of Chapter 9!'

Chase McFly01/08/2021 “Epic!” Poorly-Drawn Cheep says. “How will you pick the contestants? How many are there?”

Mine01/08/2021 "I'm pretty sure we all are participating. All of us." I say.

Captain Cape01/08/2021 'Actually, there will be only 24 contestants, who I have randomly chosen from all of the multiverse,' Klirork says. 'Everyone participating would be a bit problematic.'

Views01/08/2021 George W. Bush shows up and asks to be in the competition.

Mine01/08/2021 Sven Svensson then asks Klirork if he can participate.

Captain Cape01/08/2021 'Sorry, but no, I have already chosen the contestants,' Klirork says.

Chase McFly01/08/2021 Klirork starts one by one. “My first contestant is...” Everyone looks around excitedly.

Captain Cape01/08/2021 'Poorly Drawn Cheep!'

Mine01/08/2021 Sven Svensson then threatens to shoot Klirork if he doesn't let him participate.

Chase McFly01/08/2021 However, Sven gets arrested for threatening the NES God.

Captain Cape01/08/2021 'The second contestant is... Lincoln Loud!' Klirork announces.

Chase McFly01/08/2021 Poorly Drawn Cheep stands up proudly, but I tell him he’s late.

Mine01/08/2021 The Dancing Polish Cow is so excited, he starts to stop dancing and stare at Klirork excitedly.

Captain Cape01/08/2021 'The third and fourth contestants are... Sasiassn Sligark and Ziloa Tyrilo!'

Views01/08/2021 Gummibär jumps up and down, excited to see if he gets picked.

Captain Cape01/08/2021 'Nice, we're both rulers of space empires!' Sasiassn tells Ziloa. 'I rule Sudlivarg and you rule Batorok.' 'The fifth and sixth contestants are... Scarlett Stinkbug and Penny Turkey!' Klirork continues.

Mine01/08/2021 "The seventh contestant is... It's Blue CheeseCrocker!" Klirork continues. This makes him start dancing, but Klirork asks him to stop.

Captain Cape01/08/2021 'The eighth contestant is... Sugarfree Bag!' The bees in the audience start booing, but Klirork ignores them.

Views01/08/2021 I boo with them.

Captain Cape01/08/2021 'The ninth and tenth contestants are... Angery the Armored Ant, and Sonic the Hedgehog!'

Chase McFly01/08/2021 A bus pulls up, and the contestants start boarding it as Klirork announces the eleventh and twelfth contestants, Pearl Krabs and Dad Bot.

Captain Cape01/08/2021 The thirteenth and fourteenth contestants are revealed to be Weirdtalon and Anti-Urdrreem.

Chase McFly01/08/2021 Anti-Urdrreem came all the way from EGB. She’s with Ilvon Patterson and Music Note, who are also contestants.

Captain Cape01/08/2021 Luxovo, Boiling, Morgen and Baltic Boat participate too. 'I'm so happy that I was chosen!' Boiling says. 'Hi so happy that I was chosen, I'm Dad!' Dad Bot says as they board the bus.

Chase McFly01/08/2021 The final four participants are Elec Man, Crash Man, Mario, and Ho-Sis.

Mine01/08/2021 As they board the bus, Filler Night starts playing on the speakers.

bfrit1001/08/2021 They all dance along to it