Thread:Alien Tavern/@comment-35294673-20200719160713/@comment-35294673-20200903135506

'Fine, can we at least turn it into a mouse farm so we can have mousecake all the time?' Weirdtalon sighs.

'I thought you didn't like mousecake?' I ask, raising my eyebrow.

'I don't like it, but I can sell mousecake all over the galaxy to make some money! Imagine: a bright red flashy billboard reading "Griffin Mousecake Bakery: For All Your Mousecake Needs!" and griffins and hippogriff from all over the galaxy visiting your farm and buying all kinds of cake, from mouse pie to rat cupcakes, and - '

'Why would a pet need money?' I interrupt him.