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Chase McFly Chase McFly closed this thread because: Over 18:26, 29 September 2019 SirBenelux Following NES Story™ Chapter 5 Part 9: Harsh Reality SirBenelux

The story is here again, with a new reader and new stories! But will it ever end?

In this part, We get transported into the real universe, and everyone but Chase finds a new struggle.

Rules can be found here.

BalloonyFan6789

(Can't wait for this.) 18:29, 27 August 2019 Chase McFly

Start!

We all look around Starbucks in shock, wondering just what kind of world this is to kidnap Rocko. 16:35, 29 August 2019 ReturnOfIsaac reply to #3

Wesley just yells in anger because he's tired. 16:41, 29 August 2019 SuperJoeyBros9

Joey: "STOP YELLING!" 16:42, 29 August 2019 Chase McFly

Target kicks both Wesley and Joey out. Meanwhile, Cape, Benelux, Views, and I decide to head away from the group. (Also, FYI, only the User Characters, Cakie, and maybe Cuppar members will be in this part, everyone else will be individuals from the real world) Edited by Chase McFly    16:55, 29 August 2019 BalloonyFan6789

Eric Ström, a person from the real world, tries to eat Cakie. However, a Cūppar member called George Misure is able to stop Eric. 16:59, 29 August 2019 Chase McFly

The other Cūppar (the name reverted back) elects George as their leader, since Andhra retired. 17:01, 29 August 2019 BalloonyFan6789

George yells "Spaghetti!" because he is so happy. 17:03, 29 August 2019 Chase McFly

Because this is the real world though, that has no effect. Rocko bangs on his cage bars, but all he can say is “Tsk tsk tsk,” 17:06, 29 August 2019 BalloonyFan6789

Paul Tusk then sings "It hurts to be alive when you lose your pridd", causing the Soldiri app on my SoldiPhone to open. I ask Soldiri to analyze the black stains on Rocko's cage. She emits an Alpha Wave.

"Wow!" Cape exclaims. "What can that wave do?"

Soldiri then says the stains are ink from UNIMARK permanent markers. 17:14, 29 August 2019 Chase McFly

However, the security guards shoot Paul and call the police on Four, continuing to drive Rocko to the zoo. 17:23, 29 August 2019 ReturnOfIsaac reply to #6 Chase McFly wrote: (Also, FYI, only the User Characters, Cakie, and maybe Cuppar members will be in this part, everyone else will be individuals from the real world)

(Is there any way to say that so it's easier to understand?) 17:36, 29 August 2019 BalloonyFan6789

One of the security guards tells the other guards they're about to enter Bratislava, where Rocko will be took. 17:50, 29 August 2019 This reply has been removed Chase McFly

As they arrive in Bratislava and check in with the zookeeper about Rocko, one of the red-necked wallabies looks at Rocko and says “Tsk!” 18:02, 29 August 2019 ReturnOfIsaac

Green Starry is watching all of this from above. 18:05, 29 August 2019 CaptainCape

Meanwhile, the FBI is taking me to Area 51 to research me there. I wonder if there'll be more alien companions there. 18:18, 29 August 2019 Chase McFly

Views, Benelux, and I continue walking around city. “No smelly socks,” I notice. “And a cemetery...” 18:22, 29 August 2019 BalloonyFan6789

Benelux asks: "What's so important about a cemetery?" 18:23, 29 August 2019 Chase McFly

I explain to Benelux that they’re uncommon in NES because characters keep always revive. 19:28, 29 August 2019 SuperJoeyBros9

But then... 20:27, 29 August 2019 Chase McFly

A basketball player sees Benelux. "Wow, nice ball!" He says, taking him away. 20:30, 29 August 2019 SuperJoeyBros9

Benelux: "Halllllllllllp!" 20:35, 29 August 2019 Chase McFly

Views and I keep walking. "What should we do, we lost Benelux," I say. 20:37, 29 August 2019 BalloonyFan6789

Meanwhile, Cakie was taken to a bakery because someone thought he would be tasty. 04:39, 30 August 2019 ReturnOfIsaac

Green Starry : "Views! Chase! I found where Rocko is!" 07:12, 30 August 2019 BalloonyFan6789

"Where is he?" Views asks. 07:42, 30 August 2019 ReturnOfIsaac

Green Starry says : "I'll show you." and puts Views and Chase on him. He then flies to the Bratislava zoo 07:51, 30 August 2019 BalloonyFan6789

"Do you know Slovak?" Chase asks GS. "Because Bratislava is in Slovakia!" 07:59, 30 August 2019

Meanwhile, an explosion happens, killing two people and injuring three. 08:06, 30 August 2019 BalloonyFan6789

The explosion is revealed to have came from a guy's house. The house got destroyed and the guy is now homeless. 08:20, 30 August 2019 Chase McFly

Then Views says he wants to find Rocko tomorrow, and goes to nap in some bushes near where the homeless guy is. 09:08, 30 August 2019 SirBenelux Meanwhile, in the Marius Ndiaye Stadium in Senegal, where the basketball championship will be held, I get thrown into the stadium for the first round, which is now. Chaos then ensues as the basketball players strongly (and violently) throw, slam and slap me around, but the worst part was falling from the basket, in which I fell some pain in me when I fell from it. Edited by SirBenelux    09:14, 30 August 2019 BalloonyFan6789

"Look at that big box of cards! I can get a fortune for this!" the homeless guy says, then he takes Views to a pawnshop. Edited by BalloonyFan6789    09:16, 30 August 2019 Chase McFly

Meanwhile, Rocko becomes scared as he is surrounded by other wallabies and kangaroos. “I’m even scared of my own species...” Rocko moans. 09:12, 30 August 2019 BalloonyFan6789

Meanwhile, Cakie, who is placed on display at a bakery, starts getting really bored. "I'm just a slice, not a whole cake!" he mutters. 09:15, 30 August 2019 Chase McFly

Meanwhile, I decide to to use my instant transporter, which somehow still works here, and flies me to Belgium. 09:18, 30 August 2019 BalloonyFan6789

A girl called Isadora Myrnel greets Chase when he arrives in Belgium. She asks him why he looks like Michael J. Fox. 09:23, 30 August 2019 Chase McFly

She’s talking French, so I reply in French. “ Ceci est juste un costume,” 09:28, 30 August 2019 BalloonyFan6789

"Oh, just a costume?" she says. "I didn't know that was just a costume!"

(in French) Edited by BalloonyFan6789    09:34, 30 August 2019 SirBenelux "Oui, c'est un costume. Donc, je veux en savoir plus sur vous. (Yes, it is a costume. So, I wanna know more about you.)" says Chase. 09:42, 30 August 2019 Chase McFly

After Isadora tells me some stuff, I say goodbye and go get some authentic Belgian waffles. Edited by Chase McFly    09:47, 30 August 2019 CaptainCape

Meanwhile, the police car with me in it arrives at Area 51. We enter the building, and we head towards a room labeled 'Department of Extraterrrestrial Life' with a sign 'AKA this is where the aliens are' in front of it. 09:55, 30 August 2019 Chase McFly

Then Anti-Turkey (wearing a toupee, blue paint, and fake toenails) appears. “Urdrreem?” 09:57, 30 August 2019 MrWriting76 MrWriting76

Area 51 history: The Department of Extraterrrestrial Life was named by an alien! Edited by MrWriting76    10:01, 30 August 2019 BalloonyFan6789

A Scaruck from Syuska also arrives, saying "It's time for the twelve points!" while holding a sign that says "12 POINTS FOR MAASTRICHT". 10:00, 30 August 2019 MrWriting76 MrWriting76

My Magic Pencil (yes, I have a magic pencil) is no longer magical. I proceed to have an existential crisis.

(p.s. Mr Writing looks like a book.)

He contains the meaning of life and the origins of Johnathon Maximus inside himself) Edited by MrWriting76    10:05, 30 August 2019 CaptainCape

A bunch of scientists arrive to ask me questions about the Pokey-Eyes, but they're heavily surprised that I can talk and understand English perfectly. They ask me to write the words 'aliens exist' on a piece of paper, so they can photograph it and publish it with the title of 'ALIENS EXIST, THIS IS NOT CLICKBAIT'. 10:03, 30 August 2019 ReturnOfIsaac

A warphole appears next to the scientists. 10:07, 30 August 2019 Chase McFly

Meanwhile, a kangaroo tries to talk with Rocko, but he smashes his head into a glass pane. “I hate kangaroos!” He yells, though all humans hear is “Tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk!” 10:08, 30 August 2019 BalloonyFan6789

I am in jail now. I am trying hard to escape, but I still have my phone. I try calling Chase, but I find out that his number was deleted out of my call records! 10:11, 30 August 2019 CaptainCape

Four tries calling me too, but my iKapa is now stored in the nearby Area 51 Museum as an alien artifact. 10:12, 30 August 2019 Chase McFly

Then a little girl walks to Rocko’s cage. “Look, Mommy, this one has a shirt!” 10:12, 30 August 2019 BalloonyFan6789

Surprisingly, the little girl is the daughter of a former Cuppar member, John G. Holing, who has left the Cuppar so he can come to the actual world, and has been living here for 10 years already. Edited by BalloonyFan6789    10:57, 30 August 2019 Chase McFly

Rocko screams as the girl touches him, until a young man with brown hair wearing the same outfit as POTT says “No touching in the cages!” This alerts more people to come to Rocko. 10:35, 30 August 2019 BalloonyFan6789

In Belgium, Chase sees an advertisment for the 2020 Eurovision Song Contest in Rotterdam. 11:05, 30 August 2019 Chase McFly

I notice there’s humans on it, and become glad to be back in a world dominated by humans. 11:07, 30 August 2019 CaptainCape

Back in the zoo in Bratislava, another little girl walks up to the cage Rocko is in. 'Look daddy, it's a dog with a shirt! Can I have it?' Rocko tries to say 'I'm not a dog, I'm a wallaby' but he says 'TSK TSK, TSK TSK TSK!' instead. 11:55, 30 August 2019 Chase McFly

Meanwhile, a blue sponge with purple eyes and a long blue nose appears at the Target Starbucks. He notices Cape’s dirty Mini Cooper parked out front, and goes to get it washed. 11:57, 30 August 2019 BalloonyFan6789

However, he doesn't have car cleaning fluid. He finds a mysterious blue stain on a piece of paper, which he puts under a microscope and finds out it is car cleaning fluid! He tries to clean the car with it... but he fails to because it isn't enough. 12:28, 30 August 2019 Chase McFly

So Koopsers goes to work at the car wash, but is mistaken for the washing sponge! 13:32, 30 August 2019 ReturnOfIsaac

Meanwhile back at Area 51, the scientists are trying to study the wormhole that just appeared, but they get sucked in. Edited by ReturnOfIsaac    14:07, 30 August 2019 Chase McFly

But only one got sucked in, the rest are trying to analyze how the different aliens react to specific tests. 14:02, 30 August 2019 BalloonyFan6789

For example, a species of aliens called Bigeye-Seens, die when they come in contact with anything containing SLS (sodium laureth sulfate). 14:08, 30 August 2019 Chase McFly

Meanwhile, Beanieboy112 gets stuck in a kitchen appliance store! 14:08, 30 August 2019 CaptainCape

When there are no employees near, Beanieboy112 has a long conversation with the fridge right next to him, Tomatogirl485. 14:41, 30 August 2019 BalloonyFan6789

Meanwhile, Cakie tries to escape from the bakery while no one is looking, however, he sets off an alarm. 14:52, 30 August 2019 ReturnOfIsaac

Meanwhile, at the zoo, GS is talking with the zookeeper. "Excuse me, sir," he says "but do you know where the wallaby in a shirt is? I would like to have a look at it." 15:04, 30 August 2019 CaptainCape

'Yes. It's right over there, right next to the cage with ponies,' the zookeeper says. 'But the wallaby looks a bit stressed, I better take a look at it too.' 15:09, 30 August 2019 BalloonyFan6789

"Oh, sure, Mr. Star." he replies. "Section 11, Cage E." 15:10, 30 August 2019 ReturnOfIsaac

Green Starry goes to said cage. 15:11, 30 August 2019 CaptainCape

Rocko is smashing his head into the glass pane over and over, yelling 'TSK TSK! TSK TSK TSK! TSK TSK!'

'Just as I said, he looks a bit stressed,' the zookeeper says. 15:13, 30 August 2019 ReturnOfIsaac

Green Starry says : "I see." 15:17, 30 August 2019 Chase McFly

Rocko doesn't recognize Green Starry and is just scared that people have been coming to see him all day. 15:41, 30 August 2019 ReturnOfIsaac

Green Starry says : "He looks nice." 15:48, 30 August 2019 Chase McFly

"Hey Star Man, check this out!" A person calls Green Starry over to a snake cage. 16:00, 30 August 2019 ReturnOfIsaac

Green Starry flies to the snake cage and looks at the snakes. 16:05, 30 August 2019 SuperJoeyBros9

But they eat him! 16:05, 30 August 2019 ReturnOfIsaac

Green Starry screams but then says : "Oh, wait. I'm perfectly fine. Uschathed." 16:10, 30 August 2019 Chase McFly

Meanwhile, I see a white cat running around in Belgium. He's headed for a grocery store, so I chase him. 16:12, 30 August 2019 BalloonyFan6789

He then tries to eat one of the people in the store, but fails because this is the real world. 18:28, 30 August 2019 ReturnOfIsaac

Back at the zoo, GS just straight up creates a bat with atomic matter and knocks the zookeeper out with it. He then collects the key for Rocko's cage and opens it. 18:45, 30 August 2019 Chase McFly

However, he let out the wrong wallaby, and now it’s running amok.

Meanwhile, the cat jumps on a shelf and knocks a can of marmalade to the ground, hissing. 18:53, 30 August 2019 SuperJoeyBros9

Worker: "That cat is gonna get it!"

Worker 2: "Cocks gun." 22:35, 30 August 2019 Chase McFly

I quickly grab Klirork and take him out of the store, deciding to fly to England. 22:39, 30 August 2019 BalloonyFan6789

However, Klirork is kicked off the plane because animals are not allowed on it! 06:07, 31 August 2019

then the plane crashes into the Great Wall of China. 06:15, 31 August 2019 ReturnOfIsaac

At the zoo, GS is trying to catch the wallaby. He then eventually does and puts it in it's cage. Edited by ReturnOfIsaac    06:33, 31 August 2019 TheAlmightyOctopodeOfRandomness TheAlmightyOctopodeOfRandomness

I’ve wound up with Johnathon, in a battle with Jerry and Dave.

Also John Finnemore pops up and makes a joke about the zoo. Edited by TheAlmightyOctopodeOfRandomness    06:50, 31 August 2019 BalloonyFan6789

The police shoots at John Finnemore, but because he is immortal, he survives. This makes headlines worldwide, and even a documentary about him is created. He then makes another joke about the zoo. Edited by BalloonyFan6789    07:28, 31 August 2019

Then someone throws a cake at John Finnemore. 08:01, 31 August 2019 SirBenelux Meanwhile, back in the basketball game, I'm still being used by the NBA for the championships. The Portland Trail Blazers won against the Indiana Pacers by 14 to 8 points, so in the next round, the Golden State Warriors will play against the Houston Rockets. 09:21, 31 August 2019 BalloonyFan6789

I have escaped from jail, and I find Chase. I ask him if he knows where Benelux is. 09:26, 31 August 2019 TheAlmightyOctopodeOfRandomness TheAlmightyOctopodeOfRandomness

Me, Jerry, Johnathon and Dave eventually realised we have bigger fish to fry and, in order to fry said fish, we need to work together. We collectively sigh (except Dave). We eventually find out we’re in the UK, in Portsmouth.

Me (Octo): Hey wait, where are the zombies? The apocalypse? The Hall Of Artefacts? WHAT DID THEY DO TO THE HALL OF ARTEFACTS?!

Johnathon: (Giving Dave a death glare) Calm down, O! It’s a different universe.

Me: Oh. 09:57, 31 August 2019 BalloonyFan6789

I am still able to contact the NES universe, so I call the Taiwanese News Reporter. She is now better at English than in her last appearance. 10:22, 31 August 2019 Chase McFly

I'm also in the UK, in a town near London. I told Four that I didn't know where Benelux was, and she left. The first thing I do after that is look for Klirork, but I can't find him. Then a British man (yet another human, phew) comes up to me.

"You look vaguely familliar," He says in a British accent.

"Oh, I just have one of those faces," I say quickly. Edited by Chase McFly    10:54, 31 August 2019 BalloonyFan6789

"What are you looking for?" he asks. "I saw a cat run around here. Is it yours?" 10:50, 31 August 2019 Chase McFly

"Yes, probably," I say. "I need to go back to America," 10:53, 31 August 2019 BalloonyFan6789

"There will be a flight to New York soon, but first, I'll help you find your cat." He then uses a Cat Scanner to scan for any cats nearby. It turns out there is one in a store selling dairy products. 11:01, 31 August 2019 Chase McFly

Meanwhile, Cape is still in Area 51, and decides to memorize their schedule so he can find an escape route. 11:03, 31 August 2019 BalloonyFan6789

As the scientists open the cells where the aliens are trapped in every day at 1 pm to study them, he has an idea.

Meanwhile, Views is still at the pawnshop, then a woman enters it. 11:19, 31 August 2019 Chase McFly

"This cardbox is huge!" The woman (her name is Delilah Konson) says to the homeless man. 11:25, 31 August 2019 BalloonyFan6789

The homeless man asks her if she wants to buy Views. 11:31, 31 August 2019 Chase McFly

She says yes and gives him a million dollars. "I can't wait to make this large carbox famous!" 11:35, 31 August 2019 BalloonyFan6789

John Finnemore pops up and makes a joke about a homeless man being given a million dollars. 11:53, 31 August 2019 SirBenelux Delilah then throws Views at John Finnemore, then picks him up and goes to her house. 11:56, 31 August 2019 Chase McFly

Delilah then makes an advertisement about Views, so he'll be well-known as the woorld's biggest cardbox. Edited by Chase McFly    12:06, 31 August 2019 CaptainCape

While he still prefers to be in the NES world, Views likes that he's getting more importance in the real world He even got an entry in the Guinness Book of Records! 13:02, 31 August 2019 MrWriting76 MrWriting76

jerry also has an entry in the guinness book of records - most people killed by one creature. 13:06, 31 August 2019 TheAlmightyOctopodeOfRandomness TheAlmightyOctopodeOfRandomness

Meanwhile in Portsmouth, we took a wrong turn and ended up in the middle of a Portsmouth FC game. Jerry eats the Portsmouth Manager.

Octo: Isn’t there a rule that says you can’t eat the managers?

Jerry: (eating a hand) Not That I’ve heard of! 13:11, 31 August 2019 MrWriting76 MrWriting76

(jerry claps the hand to his mouth) wait can i speak in this dimension? 13:12, 31 August 2019 TheAlmightyOctopodeOfRandomness TheAlmightyOctopodeOfRandomness

Octo: Yes, Jerry.

John Finnemore pops up and makes a joke about football. Edited by TheAlmightyOctopodeOfRandomness    13:14, 31 August 2019 MrWriting76 MrWriting76

jerry begins swearing incessantly and letting out his inner self

(as well as he can whilst he's eating a hand)

dave can't speak yet. Edited by MrWriting76    13:17, 31 August 2019 Chase McFly

But then Views gets put on a shelf, and sends a psychic message to me, Rocko, Cape, and Benelux that he needs help. 13:17, 31 August 2019 MrWriting76 MrWriting76

dave is still trying to speak

although he just sounds like gravel at the moment, he's getting there. Edited by MrWriting76    13:19, 31 August 2019 TheAlmightyOctopodeOfRandomness TheAlmightyOctopodeOfRandomness

Dave gets the message too, but doesn’t do anything because

A) He’s a rock.

B) He dislikes card games. 13:20, 31 August 2019 MrWriting76    MrWriting76

jerry also got it but he's too busy swearing profusely. 13:21, 31 August 2019 CaptainCape

Meanwhile, at Area 51, I'm trying to think of an escape plan. 'Damn, Klirork gave me a sign this would happen back then,' I say to myself (referring to C3P7 where we could access the real world and I grew a fear of it).

Of course, the room is full of hidden cameras and microphones, and the scientist hear what I said. They decide to take me for studying.

Scientists: 'We heard you talking about something you called "Klirork". Could you explain what Klirork is?'

Me: 'Klirork is a cat creature that can alter his size and shape at will. And he also hates Mark Sabine.'

Because of this, the scientists start to think Klirork is the Pokey-Eye god. And that Mark is the Pokey-Eye devil.

Scientists: 'Is this Mark Sabine you mentioned evil?'

Me: 'Not at all! I actually like him.'

And of course, the scientists think I worship the devil now. 13:30, 31 August 2019 Chase McFly

"Tell us your story, you strange, good-smelling devil-worshipping creature!" One of the scientists says. They all seem very intrigued. 13:33, 31 August 2019 CaptainCape

'Alright... Most of my species and friends live in a parallel universe where things are... how should I say... more absurd than here. I have a large family living in the Andromeda Galaxy in this parallel universe, but I decided to move to the alternate universe version of Earth to meet humans. I made a bunch of friends there, but shortly ago, a portal opened, leading to this universe,' I explain.

'And how did you get the idea of worshipping the devil of your species?' another scientist says, still interested. 13:36, 31 August 2019 TheAlmightyOctopodeOfRandomness TheAlmightyOctopodeOfRandomness

Paul Merton pops up and makes a joke about scientists. 13:42, 31 August 2019 Chase McFly

Cape quickly begins to explain that they misunderstood him, but his mental panic button begins to beep from Views connecting to us. 13:42, 31 August 2019 CaptainCape

As a result, I sometimes randomly say 'beep' mid-conversation. My mental panic button can control what I say too. 13:44, 31 August 2019 Chase McFly

They think that Cape is cursing though, and go look for mouthwash. However, as he can't find any, the head scientist calls his car washer friend to ask for cleaning supplies. One of the supplies he gets is actually Koopsers. 13:47, 31 August 2019 CaptainCape

Both me and Koopsers are surprised about this reunion, but I'm unable to say anything as the head scientist stuffs Koopsers into my mouth. 13:48, 31 August 2019 Chase McFly

Then, he goes to the bathroom, and Koopsers gets out of Cape.

"Sorry about that," Koopsers says. "But I found your car at Starbucks and went to a carwash, and literally became the cleaning sponge," 13:50, 31 August 2019 CaptainCape

'Ouch, that sucks... Apparently real-world humans freak out when they see aliens, and they took me to this secret base,' I say. After a short pause, I ask: 'Wait, how are you alive, Koopsers?' 13:52, 31 August 2019 Chase McFly

"I got kicked out of Heaven," Koopsers says. "Framed by an Ungrit for destroying everything," 13:56, 31 August 2019 CaptainCape

'Never trust Ungrits... They've ruined my childhood and blew up Gravildus. Stupid insect jerks,' I say. 14:00, 31 August 2019 Chase McFly

"Uh, why are you beeping?" Koopsers asks. 14:01, 31 August 2019 SirBenelux "It's this mental panic button. I can't get it off," says Cape. 14:05, 31 August 2019 Chase McFly

"I see," Koopsers says. He connects his hand to Cape's head. "This seems to be about Views needing help,"

Meanwhile, Klirork is sufferieng health problems from the Pokey-Eyes inside him. 14:06, 31 August 2019 SirBenelux The paramedics then pick Klirork up, and they surgically remove the Pokey-Eyes from him, but freak out and call the government. 14:07, 31 August 2019 Chase McFly

This makes Pokey-Eyes a threat to life, so the scientist returns to tell Cape he's gonna invite over his friends. 14:23, 31 August 2019 CaptainCape

'Oh, nice! Thanks for bringing my family over here too,' I say.

ONE HOUR LATER...

I hear knocking on the room's door, and the scientists open it. In front of me is...

Epac: 'Hello, Cape.'

Me: 'Epac. You just came to make my life even more of a hell, right?'

Epac: 'Yes.' 15:06, 31 August 2019 Chase McFly

Meanwhile, Koopsers has left to find me, Rocko, and Benelux. Edited by Chase McFly    15:10, 31 August 2019 CaptainCape

At Area 51, the scientists think the room is too small for all Pokey-Eyes, so they use a storage room too. All Pokey-Eyes get to decide in which room they'll live - and of course, Epac, Urdrreem and Nssaisas choose the room where I'm in.

Me: 'Why?!'

Urdrreem: 'To make your life even more of a hell. Epac already said that.' 15:27, 31 August 2019 Views06 Meanwhile at the zoo, something very bad happens...

Zookeeper 1: Hey! That wallaby has a shirt! He can't have it! Take it off!

Zookeeper 2: Okay!

Rocko: WAIT-

[The zookeeper takes Rocko Rama's shirt off]

Rocko: AAAAAAAHH! What could be worse?

[A crowd gathers round Rocko]

Rocko: ... PONIES! PONIES! AAAAAHHH! AAAAAH! PONIES!

But the crowd couldn't understand Rocko, and thought it was just cute wallaby noises.

Crowd: Aaaawww.

[The crowd starts to take pictures and videos of Rocko]

Rocko: AAAAAH! PONIES! 15:32, 31 August 2019 Chase McFly

Meanwhile, Koopsers brought a souvenir from the NES Universe: A potion that temporaily transmogrifies him back to a human. He uses this form to get plane tickets to Slovakia, so he can find Rocko at the zoo. 15:40, 31 August 2019 ReturnOfIsaac

Green Starry says : "Excuse me, zookeepers, but that wallaby is pretty fond of his shirt." 15:42, 31 August 2019 Chase McFly

Green Starry is then kicked out of the zoo, and as the police car is driving, it nearly runs over Koopsers, who is becoming a sponge again. 15:44, 31 August 2019 CaptainCape

The police car is now heading for Area 51, to bring more guards there to keep the Pokey-Eyes inside. And to also deliver some torture stuff Urdrreem requested.

I wonder why. 15:55, 31 August 2019 Chase McFly

Koopsers quietly sneaks into the zoo and into Rocko’s cage, where Rocko has fallen asleep. He enlarges his body and stuffs Rocko in one of his holes. 16:07, 31 August 2019 Views06 Green Starry is then kidnapped by some astronomers.

Astronomer 1: A star literally visiting Earth?

Astronomer 2: Further study is needed. 16:34, 31 August 2019 ReturnOfIsaac

Green Starry asks the astronomers : "Who are you, and what is going on?" 16:36, 31 August 2019 Views06 But they hear nothing but radiation noises. 16:37, 31 August 2019 ReturnOfIsaac

Green Starry tries teleporting to escape, but he can't for some reason. 16:41, 31 August 2019 Chase McFly

Meanwhile, Koopsers gets mistaken for garbage and thrown in the trash can, which is then placed in a garbage truck heading for the dump. 16:42, 31 August 2019 BalloonyFan6789

When he gets in the dump, he tries to come out, but is trapped. 17:04, 31 August 2019 ReturnOfIsaac

Green Starry is still teleporting, but it's still not working. "WHY ARE MY WARPS NOT WORKING!?" he yells. 17:09, 31 August 2019 Chase McFly

Then, they are dumped into trash, and Rocko falls out of Koopsers. “What the heck, Koopsers?” Rocko asks.

“Views is in trouble, we need to find him!” Koopsers exclaims. The two look to see a taco place behind the dump. 17:14, 31 August 2019 BalloonyFan6789

"Do you even KNOW where he is?" Rocko asks Koopsers. 18:42, 31 August 2019 Chase McFly

"No," Koopsers says. They go check the restaurant to see if anyone's seen a large green card box. 18:44, 31 August 2019 SuperJoeyBros9

They then realize that the restaurant is called, "The Large Green Card Box" 19:11, 31 August 2019 Chase McFly

Realizing that wasn't much help, Koopsers and Rocko walk through the streets looking for Views. 19:13, 31 August 2019 BalloonyFan6789

They find CheeseCrocker standing in front of a statue.

"Hey guys", he says. "Are you also looking for Views?" 05:09, 1 September 2019 Views06 Then, a cheese enthusiast named Yvonne Orangefish grabs Cheese Crocker.

Yvonne: I've never seen this cheese before!

Cheese Crocker: Hey! Put me down!

Yvonne: [Licks CheeseCrocker] THIS IS THE BEST CHEESE I'VE EVER TASTED!

Yvonne Orangefish starts to devour Cheese Crocker, and Chase and Rocko have no idea what to do. 05:22, 1 September 2019 ReturnOfIsaac

Wesley is suddenly next to Chase and Rocko. He then asks "What is happening?" 07:51, 1 September 2019 TheAlmightyOctopodeOfRandomness TheAlmightyOctopodeOfRandomness

John Finnemore pops up and makes a joke about delicious cheese.

Meanwhile, Octo, Jerry, Johnathon and Dave are on a plane to Nevada. 08:45, 1 September 2019 SirBenelux Meanwhile, at night, Cape decides to escape Area 51 by using a laser gun which was in his cell for no reason. He uses the laser gun to blast the cell door wide open. Cape then thought of freeing Epac, Urdrreem and Nssaisas, but realized that if they were free, they will torture him at his every single move, so he decides to leave them behind. Cape sneaks past through some security measures, including cameras, lasers, alarms, etc. He then sees the entrance guard asleep and escapes the base undetected. Side note: before escaping, he has brought all his stuff back, including his iKapa. He then uses his iKapa to call a taxi, but realizes that humans freak out whenever they see aliens, so he puts on a disguise before the taxi arrives. He then tells the taxi driver to drive him to The Large Green Card Box (the restaurant), where it's suddenly daytime, to see Chase, Rocko, Koopsers and Wesley. 09:25, 1 September 2019 TheAlmightyOctopodeOfRandomness TheAlmightyOctopodeOfRandomness

Octo, Jerry, Johnathon and Dave come out of the restaurant, looking incredibly fatigued.

Octo: We just flew to Nevada.

Johnathon: We couldn’t afford food so Jerry had to eat John Finnemore.

John Finnemore pops up out of Jerry’s mouth and makes a joke about being eaten. 09:45, 1 September 2019 Chase McFly

"Cape!" I say when he arrives. I then see CheeseCrocker in trouble, and ask the woman for some cheese I put the cheese in Koopsers' cloning machine, whch somehow still works since Heaven escapees can defy logical rules. 11:20, 1 September 2019 SirBenelux The cloning machine then creates a CheeseCrocker clone.

"Hey boys, wassup?" says CheeseCrocker.

"No time to chit-chat, Cheese. We need to find Views." says Chase. "By the way, Yvonne, thanks for the cheese." 11:23, 1 September 2019 Chase McFly

Yvonne then leaves, and I ask everyone how reality's going. 11:32, 1 September 2019 SirBenelux We reply with: "Bad. Nothing good ever happens to us here."

Meanwhile, at the basketball championship, since having only American basketball teams in rounds is getting kinda old, they decide to mix things up by having other basketball teams from around the world play in the championship. In this round, Satria Muda Pertamina Jakarta will play against La Salle-Olympic. Also, they have moved on from the top 64 to the top 32. Edited by SirBenelux    11:43, 1 September 2019 Chase McFly

Meanwhile, Epac has the guards really thinking he's Cape, so they keep bombarding him questions about God and the Devil. 11:45, 1 September 2019 SirBenelux We then go to Bratislava Ariport and get on a plane that takes us to Nevada, where Delilah lives. Edited by SirBenelux    11:59, 1 September 2019 Chase McFly

While on the plane, we chat about where Benelux may be.

"A ball park?" CheeseCrocker asks.

"Nah, lame," I say. "Maybe on a flag pole..." 12:18, 1 September 2019 CaptainCape

At Area 51, the guards have noticed that I'm gone. Epac, Nssaisas and Urdrreem are discussing about whether they should go make someone else's life even more of a hell, or just do nothing until I'm found. Edited by CaptainCape    12:25, 1 September 2019 Chase McFly

We arrive in Nevada, now we need to find Delilah's house. 12:30, 1 September 2019 CaptainCape

I put on my human disguise again so nobody will call Area 51 again. I then open the CupparChart app on my iKapa (which is disguised as an iPhone now) to find a map of Nevada. 12:32, 1 September 2019 Chase McFly

The Cuppar can detect iKapas, and are secretly following us. 12:35, 1 September 2019 CaptainCape

I hear a strange sound behind us. I turn around and see Anti-Turkey with a trenchcoat, hat and sunglasses.

Me: 'Oh. You're spying on us, aren't you?'

Anti-Turkey: 'Move on, nothing strange here.'

Me: 'I know you're following us, Anti-Turkey.'

Anti-Turkey: 'Move on, or else...'

He starts entering Urdrreem's phone number onto his iKapa and I run away screaming in fear. 12:43, 1 September 2019 SuperJoeyBros9

We hear a gunshot 12:53, 1 September 2019 Chase McFly

Then I see Joey, and ask how he got here and where he's been.

Meanwhile, Anti-Turkey texted Urdrreem,"Hey honey, saw this very tall human who sounded just like Cape and knew me. Didn't Cape escape from Area 51 earlier?" 13:09, 1 September 2019 CaptainCape

Urdrreem replies: 'Yes he did! I'll come over.' 13:29, 1 September 2019 ReturnOfIsaac

Wesley says : "I dunno what 'appening, but it don't sound good." 14:01, 1 September 2019 Chase McFly

Urdrreem arrives, where Anti-Turkey is still following us. The two get to whispering.

Meanwhile, we have a map, and now we need to look up Delilah's address to find Views. I start getting hungry and ask Wesley to find us a restaurant. 14:26, 1 September 2019 SirBenelux However, the government kidnaps Cape again and takes him back to Area 51. 14:37, 1 September 2019 ReturnOfIsaac

Wesley says : "I'll ask GS if he knows." and then calls him on a phone. When the phone answers, the only thing that can be heard is the astronomers talking. 14:38, 1 September 2019 This reply has been removed Chase McFly

Then, Anti-Turkey (who looks like a normal turkey) sees Wesley.

"Hey, Wesley!" Anti-Turkey says to Wesley. "You know, it's late November here according to CupparChart..." Edited by Chase McFly    14:41, 1 September 2019 ReturnOfIsaac

Wesley says "Okay?" and then asks "So, do you know where GS is?" 14:43, 1 September 2019 Chase McFly

"I do indeed know where Green Starry is," Anti-Turkey says. "He was a hazard to the Cuppar, so I ate him. Come chat with him if you want," He opens his mouth, waiting for Wesley to get in. 14:47, 1 September 2019 ReturnOfIsaac

"A likely story," Wesley says "but there's just one flaw with it." 15:09, 1 September 2019 Chase McFly

"What, you'd rather eat me instead?" Anti-Turkey asks. 15:12, 1 September 2019 CaptainCape

At Area 51, Epac, Nssaisas and Urdrreem are glad I'm back. Well, you know why.

Epac: 'Hello, Cape. We expanded Team Pokey-Eye with some new members!'

Two Pokey-Eyes, an Ungrit and a Treemendous walk up to me.

Epac: 'The Pokey-Eyes are Troretu and Anip. The Ungrit is called Eeil Ilsalkrr and that Treemendous is Snerrtgal.'

Nssaisas: 'That's right, I recruited more aliens to make your life even more of a hell!' 15:18, 1 September 2019 ReturnOfIsaac

Wesley says : "No. See, GS's glow is so bright it can shine through things, even if there's no gap. And last I checked, you aren't glowing. 15:24, 1 September 2019 Chase McFly

With Wesley still not back and Cape gone, Rocko, Koopsers, and I contact Benelux to come help us. Edited by Chase McFly    15:25, 1 September 2019 Views06 But Benelux is busy at the European Parliament, because of his huge knowledge in geography. 15:32, 1 September 2019 Chase McFly

It turns out that Benelux escaped the NBA and was foudn by a parliament member. 15:41, 1 September 2019 Views06 Then LeBron James bursts through the door, and says "Hey! That's our ball!" 15:43, 1 September 2019 Chase McFly

So a lawsuit case ensues, a speople wonder whether an NBA player can actually break into Parliament.

Meanwhile, Anti-Turkey is angry and eats Wesley anyway, except in the real world, Wesley is a bit too large and this causes Anti-Turkey to die before he can even chew. Edited by Chase McFly    15:58, 1 September 2019 ReturnOfIsaac

(who died anti or wesley its hard to guess when you type it like that) 15:57, 1 September 2019 CaptainCape

(Anti-Turkey) 16:02, 1 September 2019 ReturnOfIsaac

(ok) 16:10, 1 September 2019 Chase McFly

(Isaac, make sure your next post gets back into the story)

I notice Wesley has a turkey with him, and call him over to share it with us so we can eat. I also tell him that we've located Views, and are gonna get him. 16:21, 1 September 2019 ReturnOfIsaac

Wesley asks "Can we look for GS after Views?" while carrying Anti. 16:22, 1 September 2019 Chase McFly

I say yes, as Koopsers and Rocko start grabbing some parts of Anti-Turkey to eat. We finally reach the house where Views is... 17:05, 1 September 2019 SirBenelux Meanwhile, the "No" votes won the lawsuit case, and I bounce hard enough to get to Nevada. I then land slowly without bouncing back and see Koopsers, Rocko, Chase, Wesley, Anti-Turkey and CheeseCrocker. Side note: I sent a message (on my phone) to the parliament that I'm not coming back sooner or later. Edited by SirBenelux    19:43, 1 September 2019 Chase McFly

"Hi, Benelux," I say quietly, "I think Views is in here, but the door's locked." I then offer Benelux some turkey, but Koopsers motions for us to come to the window. 19:39, 1 September 2019 SirBenelux We then see Delilah's room, where Views is. We then open the window quietly and go into her room.

"Remember, don't make a sound." says Chase, quietly.

"Ugh, I can't see through this darkness..." says CheeseCrocker. "I suggest we turn on the lights for a better look." 19:44, 1 September 2019 Views06 Then, Delilah's cat named Princess Royalty jumps up onto the window sill. 19:47, 1 September 2019 This reply has been removed Chase McFly

"What's with those eyes?" Rocko whispers, panicked.

"Relax, Rocko, it's just a cat," Benelux says. Realizing that doesn't exactly work, he adds, "And not every cat's gonna eat you like Klirork,"

Princess Royalty then jumps off the window and sniffs Anti-Turkey, so Koopsers leaves what's left of him on the ground. We go look in Delilah's closet for Views. Edited by Chase McFly    19:53, 1 September 2019 Views06 They find a really tall shelf, with Views at the top case. "Now how do we climb this without the shelf falling, or more importantly making a sound?" Chase says. 19:54, 1 September 2019 This reply has been removed ReturnOfIsaac

Wesley backs up a bit, then runs toward the wall the shelf is on, then jumps onto it, practically wall-running. He is now on da shelf. 20:01, 1 September 2019 Chase McFly

Koopsers starts covering himself in dark green grass from his skirt (luckily he has jeans on underneath) and helps Wesley wake up Views. 20:03, 1 September 2019 Views06 I get up, and slide down. Now it's time to leave this place. 20:09, 1 September 2019 Chase McFly

"I'm gonna stay here," Koopsers says. "My grass looks like you, and I have red white and black paint," He climbs to the top of the shelf. 20:11, 1 September 2019 ReturnOfIsaac

As everybody exits, Wesley says "Now let's find GS." 20:17, 1 September 2019 SuperJoeyBros9

Then... 20:21, 1 September 2019 Views06 We suspect astronomers have kidnapped Green Starry, so we walk to the nearest observatory.

Meanwhile at the observatory...

Astronomer 1: My observations say this little star is lime flavor. [Licks Green Starry]

Astronomer 2: Well my observations say this star is green apple flavor. [Licks Green Starry] 20:34, 1 September 2019 Chase McFly

In other news, Rocko has been discovered missing at the zoo! 20:39, 1 September 2019 Views06 And the reward for finding him is getting to kiss him on the forehead... 20:41, 1 September 2019 ReturnOfIsaac

Wesley says : "We're here. Now how do we get in?" 21:07, 1 September 2019 Chase McFly

However, the astronomers left the observatory and headed to the last Target Cafe in the real world, however, we are unaware of this. 23:42, 1 September 2019 Views06 I then begin to act all strong. "Step aside my friends! I shall punch this door open!" I say. Then, a gust of wind comes by, and blows the door open, much to my expense. 02:35, 2 September 2019 Chase McFly

But when we opem the door, the place is deserted! 02:44, 2 September 2019 Views06 It's all because of Green Starry's heat. 02:46, 2 September 2019 Chase McFly

All we can see are some green specks of light, meaning he must have been moved elsewhere. 02:48, 2 September 2019 Views06 So we look for him, and find him in the basement next to the cure for cancer which apparently some random astronomers have kept a secret. Edited by Views06    02:53, 2 September 2019 Chase McFly

We take both Green Starry and the astronomers, but find Green Starry is no longer slowing green! Instead, he's turning gray. This is because the atsronomers took his energy, but we don't know where they are. 02:55, 2 September 2019 Views06 We decide to point him towards the sun, so he can regain hydrogen. 03:36, 2 September 2019 Chase McFly

After he regains hydrogen, he says the astronomers went to the world's last Target Cafe. 03:38, 2 September 2019 Views06 So we go to it.

As gang then makes their way into the city, Chase realizes it's dominated by humans, and not aliens, wallabies, objects, or other things. He can't help but to feel he belongs here. 03:57, 2 September 2019 Chase McFly

Meanwhile, in Area 51... 04:03, 2 September 2019 Views06 It's lunchtime for the aliens. They are served slop. 04:04, 2 September 2019 BalloonyFan6789

Cape accidentally spills his slop on the floor. 08:23, 2 September 2019 CaptainCape

Team Pokey-Eye laughs at me, so I throw my slop at Eeil. 10:07, 2 September 2019 Chase McFly

Then a test occurs to measure Pokey-Eye cannibalistic tendencies. 11:25, 2 September 2019 CaptainCape

After a few minutes, Anip starts eating his own leg. 'Mmm... soybeans and grape juice...' He starts to drool before biting his leg again. 12:34, 2 September 2019 Chase McFly

Then Cester gets sick and vomits on Dennih. 12:36, 2 September 2019 CaptainCape

Dennih eats Cester's wing. 'Yummy, it tastes like rope!' She continues to eat Cester's wings. After an hour, almost everyone seems to be going insane and eating each other. Or themselves, like Anip did. 12:38, 2 September 2019 Chase McFly

"Good test!" A scientists cheers. "Your reward is a vacation to Jonesboro, Arkansas, to the Target Cafe-Pizza Hut Express!" Edited by Chase McFly    12:57, 2 September 2019 CaptainCape

During the test, I finally got my payback on Urdrreem by eating her wings. I'm only missing my spikes so I'm able to get to the Target Cafe-Pizza Hut Express fine, but other Pokey-Eyes are struggling to even get out of the door. 12:52, 2 September 2019 Chase McFly

Then the scientists decide to shove them in their food truck if they have neither legs nor wings, and drive them there themselves. 12:56, 2 September 2019 CaptainCape

The scientists also wash Cester's vomit off of Dennih before putting her into the truck. Some minutes later, we all arrive in Arkansas, with some Area 51 soldiers near us. 13:05, 2 September 2019 Chase McFly

However, all the now-handicapped Pokey-Eyes ate all the junk food the scientists had in their truck, and now they’re really fat! 13:08, 2 September 2019 SirBenelux Meanwhile, we arrive at the world's last Target Café, where the astronomers went. 14:57, 2 September 2019 Chase McFly

Then we see scientists carrying in very fat Pokey-Eyes. 15:05, 2 September 2019 ReturnOfIsaac

"Alright," Green Starry says "Here we go!" 15:06, 2 September 2019 Chase McFly

The astronomers look at Green Starry suspeciously, then begin to burn because they licked him. This causes the entire building to burn, so the scientists escape with the Pokey-Eyes who still have legs and/or wings, and me, Rocko, Views, and Benelux save the rest. We watch as it burns, then escape in some random van. 15:09, 2 September 2019 ReturnOfIsaac

Green Starry says : "They're gone! Woop, woop!" 15:15, 2 September 2019 Chase McFly

We look at some of the Pokey-Eyes who were left behind, like Cape's grandmother. "What did they do to you?" I ask. Edited by Chase McFly    15:28, 2 September 2019 CaptainCape

The grandmother isn't Dennih, but Entae Grakils nee Ralsikg, Yesmrty's mother. 'A Pokey-Eye who was licking his leg ate mine too. Then his friend came in too and ate my wings... I did manage to eat his friend's feet,' Entae says. 15:41, 2 September 2019 Chase McFly

I then notice that Pokey-Eyes appear to never develop wrinkles, and ask about their lifespans. 16:57, 2 September 2019 CaptainCape

'We usually become 110 years old or something like that. But Recste Kragils became 153!' Entae says. 18:48, 2 September 2019 SirBenelux "Uh, where's Cape?" I ask. 18:50, 2 September 2019 Chase McFly

"They took him back because he didn't have food yet," I say. "Soemthing tells me a mass slaughtering may occur..." 18:52, 2 September 2019 CaptainCape

Everyone else turns around and we see Urdrreem leaving a nearby shop, with a bag full of kitchen knifes.

'I have a bad feeling about this,' Entae says. 18:56, 2 September 2019 SirBenelux "No, I was just asking that because I was wondering if Cape was in the truck." I say. 18:56, 2 September 2019 Chase McFly

“Well, Cape’s gone now. Probably to another restaurant where they’re gonna be overfed, crippled, and then killed to make into new meat,” I say. 19:02, 2 September 2019 Views06 As we stand there, a food cart passes by called Ööey Gööey Kettle Corn. The old man running the stand overhears Chase and tells him about a restaurant by the name of Area 50 Yum that has been known to kill and cook aliens. Edited by Views06    20:30, 2 September 2019 Chase McFly

We quickly ask all the Pokey-Eyes to fend off Urdrreem as we go search for the rest of their kind. (Including Cape) 19:38, 2 September 2019 SuperJoeyBros9

it turns out they live in Bulgaria. 19:44, 2 September 2019 Chase McFly

As Area 50 Yum is in Bulgaria, we get plane tickets. 19:53, 2 September 2019 Views06 On the way to the airport, Rocko reads a cookie recipe he got from Koopsers.

Chase: Oh crud, not this again! Contents[show] How to Make Chocolate Chip Cookies

Makes about 40 cookies! What You Need

Ingredients: 3/4 cup granulated sugar • 3/4 cup packed brown sugar (light or dark, but we prefer dark!) • 1/2 cup (1 stick) salted butter, very soft • 2 large eggs • 1 teaspoon vanilla extract • 1 teaspoon table salt • 1 teaspoon baking soda • 2 1/4 cups all-purpose flour • 2 cups semi-sweet chocolate chips

Equipment: Large bowl • Mixing spoon • Measuring cups • Measuring spoons • Baking sheet • Cooling racks Instructions

1. Preheat the oven to 375°. Spray the cookie sheet with nonstick spray or you can use a liner. Silicone liners (like silpats) and parchment paper both work very well.

2. Mix together the two sugars. Be sure to break apart any hard chunks of brown sugar and get the two sugars fully mixed. We prefer dark brown sugar because we think it has a deeper, more caramel flavor, but light brown sugar will make your cookies taste a bit sweeter.

3. Mix the softened butter into the sugar in globs. This helps really incorporate the butter and the sugar.

4. Mix in the eggs one at a time. Crack the eggs directly into the bowl with the butter-sugar mix, and then use your spoon to lightly beat the eggs before stirring them into the butter and sugar.

5. Measure and mix in the vanilla, salt, and baking soda. Mix the batter as much as possible right now. Break apart any remaining clumps and make sure the batter is a consistent color throughout.

If you prefer, you can mix the salt and baking soda with the flour in a separate bowl instead of adding them now. This ensures that these dry ingredients are evenly distributed throughout the batter, but we've never had any trouble adding them in at this point. Honestly, we just prefer to save ourselves an extra bowl to wash!

6. Add the flour all at once. At this point, you want to mix the batter as little as possible to avoid forming too much gluten. Stop mixing as soon as there is no more visible flour on the dough or in the bottom of the bowl.

7. Add the chocolate chips all at once and use a folding motion to incorporate them into the batter.

8. Scoop the batter onto your baking sheet, spacing the balls of dough roughly 2 inches apart. We use a tablespoon and measure out slightly rounded balls - they're about the size of pingpong balls. You can certainly go larger or smaller as you prefer!

9. Bake the cookies for 9-11 minutes. Take them out when they look puffy, are set around the edges, and dry to the touch. Let them cool for a few minutes on the baking sheet. As they cool, they will collapse back on themselves.

10. Transfer the cookies to a rack to finish cooling completely. Bake the rest of the cookies in batches. Recipe Notes

• Mixing cookies by hand, as we like to do, makes your cookies denser and chewier.

• You can certainly make chocolate chip cookies with a hand- or stand-mixer. Your cookies will likely spread out more in the oven, making the edges crispy and the middles tender.

• Cookie dough can be refrigerated for several days before baking. This will actually deepen the caramel flavors in the cookie. Cookie dough can also be frozen for several months.

• This recipe is gratefully adapted from the Original Nestle Tollhouse Chocolate Chip Cookie recipe Edited by Views06    01:48, 3 September 2019 Chase McFly

Views and I both moan to ourselves and disguise Rocko as a plushie as payback. 10:44, 3 September 2019 BalloonyFan6789

When we get on our plane, we find Kevin Smork in one of the back seats. 14:40, 3 September 2019 CaptainCape

He is reading an article about smoke alarms on his smartphone. Since this is the real world, they're not Smork Alams but normal smoke alarms. 14:47, 3 September 2019 ReturnOfIsaac

Green Starry is just listening to "Don't Stop Me Now" with airpods. He's also singing along to it. 14:57, 3 September 2019 CaptainCape

After quite some hours in the airplane, we (except for me) arrive in Bulgaria. 15:38, 3 September 2019 BalloonyFan6789

When we find Area 50 Yum, we tell Kristofer Kinye, the owner to show us the menu, which contains... 15:52, 3 September 2019 CaptainCape 'Roasted Arthropod' (made of Ungrits) 'Desert Stew' (made of Scarucks and other Syuska wildlife) 'Pokey Pie' (made of Pokey-Eyes and Meardans) 'Spikesoup' (also made of Pokey-Eyes and Meardans) 16:03, 3 September 2019 Chase McFly

I order a Pokey Pie for us to share, but when I remove the top layer, the Pokey-Eye underneath is alive. 16:11, 3 September 2019 CaptainCape

I look at the others from inside the pie. 'Hi guys!' I say. 'The cooks here are really stupid, they even forgot to slaughter me before putting me inside this pie. The oven was pretty hot but I made it out alive! Also, could you get me out of this pie? There's five Meardans and two Pokey-Eyes in here too.' 18:31, 3 September 2019 Chase McFly

“Okay, hold on,” I say. Once Views is done blowing raspberries to show off his “Rocko plushie”, I pull Cape (and the others in the pie) out. “Okay, now what?” I ask. 18:36, 3 September 2019 CaptainCape

'We should rescue the other Pokey-Eyes from the slaughterhouse! You see that door leading to the kitchen over there? There's a conveyor belt that leads to the slaughterhouse. It's the only way in,' I say.

'Except if you want to go through the other way in, but I'd not recommend it. It's called the SECRET HATCH OF DOOM. That's where the aliens go in.' 18:53, 3 September 2019 TheAlmightyOctopodeOfRandomness TheAlmightyOctopodeOfRandomness

I’m eating the leftover Sorté Pikmin. Johnathon is listening to his favourite David Bowie albums.

John Finnemore pops up and makes a joke about contaminated food 18:55, 3 September 2019 Chase McFly

Not sure which one to do as both sound pretty #aaaahhhh, I ask Rocko, Cape, Views, Benelux, Wesley, and Green Starry what they think. 18:56, 3 September 2019 BalloonyFan6789

However, Cape is missing! 19:01, 3 September 2019 CaptainCape

Because I'm trying to find the paper I wrote my rant about why we shouldn't use the SECRET HATCH OF DOOM on. I finally return, with the paper. I put on reading glasses and start to read it aloud.

'As I said, I wouldn't recommend using the SECRET HATCH OF DOOM. It's a one-way entrance. Once you're in, you can't get out. When they've force-fed enough, you're pushed onto the conveyor belt. And that's where the slaughtering comes in. I'm sure the cooks won't forget me a second time. And when we're finally out, we're meat, ready to be made into pies and soup. And there was that one freaky Pokey-Eye in front of me on the conveyor belt that attempted to get me into signing a petition that would make Nssaisas the Galactic Dictator of Evil Plans and Doom. I ain't taking the risk of meeting such a freaky person again.' 19:08, 3 September 2019 Chase McFly

“Let’s use the conveyor belt,” I say, and we jump on it, heading to the slaughterhouse. 19:09, 3 September 2019 TheAlmightyOctopodeOfRandomness TheAlmightyOctopodeOfRandomness

One of the cooks, a slim hooded figure with a butchers knife, comes out behind us.

Butcher: “Time for your just desserts!”

We see the glint of a Scrambled Egg Inc. badge under his coat... Edited by TheAlmightyOctopodeOfRandomness    19:17, 3 September 2019 Chase McFly

But Benelux bounces at him like a boomerang and knocks him out. We then get in and see the Pokey-Eyes. 19:38, 3 September 2019 TheAlmightyOctopodeOfRandomness TheAlmightyOctopodeOfRandomness

More hooded figures are here, slaughtering the Pokey-Eyes, one by one. 19:55, 3 September 2019 Chase McFly

We manage to free the 100 Pokery-Eyes left in line, and run out to get on the plane back to Area 51. But one recognizes Rocko as the fugitive wallaby from Bratislava due to his shirt, and decides to have him shipped back there, so we're without him. 20:02, 3 September 2019 ReturnOfIsaac

(Ok just so you guys know I won't be active till 3:00 because I'm going to school.) 06:39, 4 September 2019 BalloonyFan6789

When we land in Area 51, Cape, disguised as a human, tries to say he wants to work as a scientist, but nobody can understand him, other than us. Edited by BalloonyFan6789    10:10, 4 September 2019 CaptainCape

As I'm disguised as a human again, I do my best to behave as a normal human. However, I'm still having trouble with it. 10:24, 4 September 2019 BalloonyFan6789

John Finnemore pops up and makes a joke about Cape being disguised as a human, however, he is mistaken for an alien. 10:29, 4 September 2019 CaptainCape

He's captured by the Area 51 guards. The guards take him to the alien room, which is filled with various aliens once again. It turns out that they found more Pokey-Eyes (that aren't missing any body parts) on Horrat, the moon orbiting around Gravildus. 13:00, 4 September 2019 Chase McFly

Now that all surviving Pokey-Eyes are back together, the scientists try to apologize for the slaughtering incident by serving Pokey-Eye delicacy, “Manke,” a cake made out of humans (in this case, the astronomers who kidnapped Green Starry) 13:13, 4 September 2019 CaptainCape

I notice there's a Pokey-Eye with a raspy voice. I realize it's an Ungrit disguised as a Pokey-Eye to enjoy the Manke too. 13:47, 4 September 2019 Beanieboy112 Beanieboy112

I come in and ask the Ungrit why he's disguised as a Pokey-Eye. 13:58, 4 September 2019 This reply has been removed CaptainCape

'Emm, uhh, I'm a normal Pokey-Eye! I'm not an Ungrit! Why are you calling me that?' the Ungrit says, becoming nervous. 14:08, 4 September 2019 Beanieboy112 Beanieboy112

"Because CaptainCape said that you have a raspy voice," I say. 14:12, 4 September 2019 SuperJoeyBros9

Then they argue about voices 14:17, 4 September 2019 Beanieboy112 Beanieboy112

I throw a piece of Manke at the Ungrit, and he throws a piece back at me and a food fight starts. 14:24, 4 September 2019 Chase McFly

So the scientists say that all card boxes, country balls, cheeses, microwaves, insects, stars, and humans must evacuate Area 51 at once. Edited by Chase McFly    14:51, 4 September 2019 CaptainCape

The Ungrit refuses to leave, as he's 'a Pokey-Eye, and Pokey-Eyes aren't insects'. However, I take his disguise of and the Ungrit turns out to be Eeil Ilslakrr, one of the new Team Pokey-Eye members. 15:02, 4 September 2019 Chase McFly

Eeil asks Cape if he would rather stay in Area 51 forever or go home with “those losers”-(aka us). 15:23, 4 September 2019 ReturnOfIsaac

Green Starry says : "Losers? Well, that's rude." 15:36, 4 September 2019 Beanieboy112 Beanieboy112

While that's happing, I take the Manke with me. 15:37, 4 September 2019 Chase McFly

The Area 51 people have a change of heart, and relocate half of the Pokey-Eyes to a moon colony to replace Gravildus. 15:49, 4 September 2019 CaptainCape

I go with the half that is relocated to the colony. Sadly - and predictably - enough, Team Pokey-Eye goes with me. 'Because we still want to make your life even more of a hell!' Urdrreem says when I ask her why. 15:54, 4 September 2019 Chase McFly

Meanwhile, in Bratislava, Rocko is in a highly-guarded cage. 17:14, 4 September 2019 BalloonyFan6789

I go to Bratislava while disguided as a wallaby. I make sounds that sound like wallaby noises to get the zookeeper's attention. 17:58, 4 September 2019 Chase McFly

Four is wearing Rocko's spare shirt over her wallaby costune and is disguised as a rock wallaby to be specific, so the zookeeper thinks Rocko has escaped. Four hops away as the zookeeper tries to grab her, using the high-propulsion of Rocko's old robot legs, and then breaks Rocko's cake. Rocko then bounds out and messes up the kangaroo and wallaby habitat, causing utter chaos at the zoo. 18:06, 4 September 2019 Beanieboy112 Beanieboy112

All the animals get out of their exhibits and zoo starts falling apart. 18:56, 4 September 2019 Chase McFly

To beef up the commotion, Rocko injects himself with snake DNA, allowing him to shed his skin. This old skin is discovered after he, Four, and a female wallaby run off, making them think he's dead. Edited by Chase McFly    23:00, 4 September 2019

Then the zookeeper gets hit by lightning. 08:08, 5 September 2019 Chase McFly

The zoo closes temporarily as they search for a new one. 10:39, 5 September 2019 CaptainCape

At the same time, the remaining zookeepers attempt to catch the escaped animals. 13:52, 5 September 2019 BalloonyFan6789

They catch all of them, except Rocko, who I am with on a plane heading to Madrid. 15:28, 5 September 2019 Chase McFly

The Madrid animal control sees Rocko and Four, and throws them in a cage with a female wallaby. People gather around chanting, “Mate!” 16:11, 5 September 2019 BalloonyFan6789

CheeseCrocker is walking around in Madrid. Someone notices him, but then someone else tells him it's probably just a guy who never took off his Halloween costume. 12:05, 6 September 2019 MrWriting76 MrWriting76

CheeseCrocker takes off his CheeseCrocker Halloween costume to reveal his true self - CheeseCrocker!!! P.S. It's scambled egg inc, not scrambled egg inc. ;) Edited by MrWriting76    17:32, 6 September 2019 Chase McFly

Meanwhile, Benelux has returned to play in the NBA’s new game. 18:24, 6 September 2019 CaptainCape

And I (and Team Pokey-Eye's Pokey-Eye members) just arrived on the moon colony. 19:00, 6 September 2019 Chase McFly

Fifi is waiting for everyone, as she escaped to this universe as well. The Pokey-Eyes can’t stand her hideous smell, except Epac, who kisses her. 19:02, 6 September 2019 SirBenelux However, the new basketball game was delayed, so I join the main cast once again. We then all go to the moon colony to see Cape. Oh, and Rocko and Four just escaped and they joined us for our trip to the moon colony. (Please do not change/put any twist to this post) 09:05, 7 September 2019 Chase McFly

Views decides to call up Koopsers to see how his charade is going. 11:46, 7 September 2019 SirBenelux But Koopsers can't pick up his phone because he is being used by Delilah as a cleaning sponge. 11:53, 7 September 2019 Chase McFly

Epac and Nsaissas dangle Cape over a pit of lava. 11:56, 7 September 2019 CaptainCape

'Why, Epac? You should be kissing that hideous purple piece of smelly fur right now,' I remark. 15:29, 7 September 2019 Chase McFly

"Don't insult me!" Fifi growls, only for her to fall in the pit of lava. This causes a fight to break out, and Nssaissas calls on his pet snakes. 15:45, 7 September 2019 CaptainCape

'Whoa! How did you manage to smuggle them into the colony?' Epac wonders. He then pulls a giant dragon thing with an eagle's head from his pocket, rides it and charges into Nssaisas' snakes. 16:15, 7 September 2019 Chase McFly

The snakes eat Epac's legs and his creature, then open a void that sends all the Pokey-Eyes (excluding Cape, Nssaissas, Urdrreem, Pace, and Epac) to the moon in the NES  universe. The void quickly closes though, so nobody can escape yet. 16:28, 7 September 2019 ReturnOfIsaac

Green Starry is doing exactly what he was doing on the plane. Listening to "Don't Stop Me Now" with airpods. 17:07, 7 September 2019 Chase McFly

Cape and Team Pokey-Eye head back to Area 51. 17:53, 7 September 2019 CaptainCape

Once there, all Pokey-Eyes are silent for a moment. All of a sudden, Epac grabs one of Nssaisas' snakes and starts strangling Nssaisas with the snake.

Epac: 'Your snakes killed Flappy! Now they will kill you too!'

Nssaisas: [suffocation sounds]

Urdrreem: 'Hey, stop strangling my former boyfriend!'

Epac: 'No I won't! I will avenge my third pet! All of them died because of my family!'

Me: '...third? I only know about Flappy and Shrkjork.' 10:09, 8 September 2019 ReturnOfIsaac

Behind Epac, a wormhole appears. Green Starry then comes out of it and says : "Arright, where's Cape?" 10:30, 8 September 2019 Chase McFly

"Not so loud," Epac says. "We're trying to beat him up right now," 12:09, 8 September 2019 BalloonyFan6789

Meanwhile, I find Two and Siley. However, they are unable to do astral projection, because this is the real world. 13:03, 8 September 2019 Chase McFly

"Come on, Four," Siley says. "Let's go to America," 13:04, 8 September 2019 CaptainCape

'I wonder where Just went,' Two wonders. 15:30, 8 September 2019 Chase McFly

"Maybe he went to that NBA game where they have that new red ball with a blue spot and white eyes?" Siley suggests. "Come on, Two, let's go. Come on, Four." Edited by Chase McFly    16:27, 8 September 2019 SirBenelux However, NBA realized that they have lots of other basketballs and that they cannot just use only one basketball for all games. 17:09, 8 September 2019 Chase McFly

So Benelux is being stored in a cupboard until he’s needed. 18:39, 8 September 2019 This reply has been removed Chase McFly

"They got a new basketball," Benelex says. "Just waiting my turn," 10:19, 9 September 2019 Views06 Then, some kids go backstage and find Benelux in the cupboard, and decide to play monkey in the middle with him. 14:13, 9 September 2019 CaptainCape

Back in Area 51, I'm slowly going insane. 19:08, 9 September 2019 Chase McFly

The scientists in charge are feeding you Insanity pie crusts, which makes it insane. 20:48, 9 September 2019 CaptainCape

On top of that, they also divided the alien and storage rooms into smaller rooms for two aliens each. And of course, I'm stuck with Epac in mine.

To make matters even worse, none of the rooms has windows so nobody outside will know that there are aliens in Area 51. This means there's no window to throw Epac out of. 12:16, 10 September 2019 Chase McFly

“Brother bonding time!” Epac laughs. “Your friend Chase gave me this blue turkey leg with hideous toenails, want a bite?” 12:22, 10 September 2019 CaptainCape

'Uhh... Not sure, I uhhh... don't feel really hungry right now...' I reply when I see blue paint dripping off of it. Since being locked into a small room with my arch nemesis made me paranoid too, I'm unsure whether Epac is trying to poison me or not. 12:28, 10 September 2019 Chase McFly

“Maybe you’d like some catfood? It’s very healthy on Gravildus...” Epac says, grabbing a Klirork plushie. 12:37, 10 September 2019 CaptainCape

Suddenly, the real Klirork bursts in! He attempts to eat Epac's leg, which already regenerated, but the cat is too small to eat it. 13:05, 10 September 2019 Chase McFly

Klirork then grabs a straw from Cape’s leg pocket and sticks it in Epac’s leg, drinking the grape juice blood. 16:04, 10 September 2019 CaptainCape

The scientists see this through the security/alien espionage cameras and capture Klirork, mistaking him for a vampire cat.

Scientists: 'Do you know who this creature is?'

Me: 'Oh, that's Klirork.'

Scientists: 'Oh my God! We captured a godly being! We should expose it to the devil-worshipping alien to see how it reacts!'

They put Epac in a different room, leaving me with Klirork. I remember that the scientists think Klirork is the Pokey-Eye god. 10:08, 11 September 2019 Chase McFly

Klirork has a translator device, so he meows “What are you in here for?” 10:48, 11 September 2019 CaptainCape

'Being an alien. Seems like the people in this dimension don't like seeing things from space. Seriously, what's so bad about us?' I say while looking at the blue turkey leg. 'Speaking about bad, I think it needs more salt.' 13:42, 11 September 2019 Chase McFly

“Somebody say salt?” Urdrreem asks. “I am the delivery alien for Area 51 now,” 14:20, 11 September 2019 SirBenelux The new basketball game then starts and so far, the NBA hasn't used me as the ball. 17:58, 11 September 2019 Chase McFly

Urdrreem then eats the Turkey leg, which turns her into an Anti-Turkey. (Aliens are immune to this universe’s logic and physics) Edited by Chase McFly    18:27, 11 September 2019 This reply has been removed This reply has been removed Chase McFly

Meanwhile, Rocko is dreaming about his childhood with his parents, brother Rocko, and sister, Helena. 10:41, 12 September 2019 RockoRama RockoRama

I wake up in shock, realising that I'm just as scared and alone as I always was. 14:41, 12 September 2019 Chase McFly

Meanwhile, Four has gone looking for Koopsers, and Two and Siley are gone. 16:48, 12 September 2019 SirBenelux However, once Two and Siley are at the game, they do something stupid and kidnap me. 17:56, 12 September 2019 Chase McFly

They decide to deflate Benelux, unaware he has internal organs now. 18:36, 12 September 2019 SirBenelux Meanwhile, Fifi uses her portal ray to get back to the NES world. 18:46, 13 September 2019 Chase McFly

CheeseCrocker is back in a dairy shop. 18:48, 13 September 2019 BalloonyFan6789

The owners of the shop think he fell off the shelf the cheese is kept on, so they put him on it. 09:01, 14 September 2019 Chase McFly

Meanwhile, Four remembers she's a fugitive when some police cars show up, and runs. 11:29, 14 September 2019 SirBenelux Four then hides in the bushes, then comes out once she sees that the police cars are gone. 11:37, 14 September 2019 Chase McFly

Meanwhile, Urdrreem (or Turkdrreem) is aiming needles at Cape, but keeps pulling away last minute. 12:15, 14 September 2019 CaptainCape

'Why are you even wasting your time on that?' I ask her. She replies: 'Because I want to make your life even more of a hell and because I want to marry Epac because I ate my husband!' 13:42, 14 September 2019 Chase McFly

Meanwhile, I go buy CheeseCrocker. I can detect the smell of Anti-Turkey coming from him, which has made people mistake him for turkey cheese, and take a trek to the zoo where Rocko is. 13:44, 14 September 2019 Views06 Meanwhile, I walk into a bar and see They Might Be Giants. 14:54, 14 September 2019 Chase McFly

Then Anti-Turkey's voice comes from Views stomach. "You ate part of me...find the others," He says. 15:19, 14 September 2019 Views06 I ignore it, and begin to listen to TMBG. Edited by Views06    16:31, 14 September 2019 Chase McFly

Me and CheeseCrocker go check on Koopsers, who’s moaning about the talking turkey inside him. 16:45, 14 September 2019 Views06 The piece of Anti-Turkey Koopsers ate was the head. 16:49, 14 September 2019 Chase McFly

When we all start to glow, I call up Wesley, but there's no response, so I ask him to meet us at Area 51, as that's the first place we can think of. We decide to find Benelux instead. 17:00, 14 September 2019 ReturnOfIsaac

Meanwhile, Wesley is heading to Area 51. 18:59, 14 September 2019 Chase McFly

Once we get to the NBA, it just so happens Benelux was recrently used in a game. We grab him and tell him of the talking stomach issues, and how we need to find Views. 19:22, 14 September 2019 Views06 Chase tries messaging me with Cosmobo's Ipad, but it lags up and explodes. 02:16, 15 September 2019 Chase McFly

I then mention that I'm glad Rocko's not here, since Cosmobo played My Little Pony on his Ipad. Speaking of Rocko, we head to Bratislava, but they tell us he's dead. 02:17, 15 September 2019 Views06 But Rocko was just hiding behind a random citizen's ear. Why? Cartoon logic. We'll get back to that later. 02:21, 15 September 2019 Chase McFly

As it turns out, Four, Just, Two, the female wallaby named Maddie, and Rocko planned an escape of the same kind from the zoo in Spain, and Rocko did this to avoid being noticed. It just so happens that the random citizen is sitting on a bench near us. 02:28, 15 September 2019 SirBenelux Meanwhile, Four has rescued Koopsers from Delilah and join us, we grab Rocko and go to the pub where Views is. Edited by SirBenelux    09:59, 15 September 2019 Chase McFly

We convince Views to come to Area 51 with us, since that will be a good place to figure out what's wrong with all of us, seeing as Cape is in it. 13:11, 15 September 2019 CaptainCape

When I see the others entering Area 51, I interrupt a conversation with Nssaisas. 'WHY YOU LIT- Oh, hey guys! Did you also hear a strange voice coming your stomach?' I say. 'The scientists heard it coming from my stomach and they're going cuckoo with all their strange theories again.' 13:18, 15 September 2019 Chase McFly

Then we see Urdrreem. Of course, she currently looks like Anti-Tiurkey, so we're all shocked to hear a female voice. Since we let the door open, I then realize that Anti-Turkey's voice has been coming from our stomachs, but Anti-Turkdrreem has already escaped by the time I try to catch her. 13:21, 15 September 2019 CaptainCape

I pick up Nssaisas and throw him at Anti-Turkdrreem, but he crashes into a wall. The wall breaks, revealing Pace's and the Scaruck's room. However, the Scaruck is nowhere to be seen and Pace is wearing a pale yellow leather vest with spots. 13:45, 15 September 2019 Chase McFly

It turns out Scarucks are a major source of Pokey-Eye clothing material. Meanwhile, Epac kisses Urdrreem, which turns her back to normal. 13:48, 15 September 2019 SirBenelux I then see Wesley. I then ask him where Cakie is. 14:23, 15 September 2019 This reply has been removed Chase McFly

Cakie arrives, but right at that moment, we start vomiting Anti-Turkey out, and he reforms. 14:35, 15 September 2019 CaptainCape

The first thing he sees is Epac and Urdrreem kissing, so he makes angry gobbling sounds and charges into Epac. 15:21, 15 September 2019 Chase McFly

Then he gobbles up Urdrreem and kisses Epac. Cape thinks that he needs a lesson in the gender distinction of Pokey-Eyes, and gives him one. 15:50, 15 September 2019 SirBenelux Beanieboy112 then falls onto the ground and attempts to get Cape out. 17:49, 15 September 2019 Chase McFly

But when an Area 51 scientist needs to get a new microwave, Beanieboy is rescued by none other than... 19:29, 15 September 2019 Views06 Rocko Rama.

Beanieboy: Gee, thanks Midget Kangaroo!

Rocko Rama: ... 19:32, 15 September 2019 Chase McFly

Meanwhile, Anti-Turkey decides to leave and find the way back to the real world. 19:34, 15 September 2019 SirBenelux Anti-Turkey decides to use his portal gun to get back to the NES world. Meanwhile, Cakie misses the NES world. 14:17, 16 September 2019 Views06 But then a teenaged girl named Emily Banda devours Cakie, and only the fewest of crumbs is left. 14:23, 16 September 2019 SirBenelux Luckily, I use my Countryball Cannon's reintegrate feature to bring Cakie back, and it was successful. And as a cherry on top (metaphorically, I did not put the cherry on top of Cakie when he was reintegrated), Cakie is coated with the bitter-tasting substance known as Bitrex, so when anyone tries to eat him, they will feel the bitter flavor and put him down. 14:29, 16 September 2019 CaptainCape

However, Emily Banda, who is revealed to be the daughter of some visitors of Area 51, picks up Beanieboy and takes him to the car where her family is waiting for her.

Emily: 'Mommy, I found a tiny stove!'

Emily's mother: 'No sweetie, that's a microwave.'

Emily: 'Ooh, a Mickeyshave!' 15:15, 16 September 2019 Chase McFly

Grossed out by the anatomy lesson, Anti-Turkey vomits out Urdrreem once he gets to the NES world. Edited by Chase McFly    17:07, 16 September 2019 SirBenelux However, I use my Countryball Cannon's suck feature to get Beanieboy back from Emily.

"Hey! That's my Mickeyshave!" says Emily, before chasing me around. "Give it back!" 17:33, 16 September 2019 Chase McFly

Benelux rolls into an aisle of alien prisons, then flies around and unlocks all the cages. Cape is in it as well. 17:37, 16 September 2019 Views06 "What a spoiled brat." I call Emily. Edited by Views06    23:18, 16 September 2019 Chase McFly

Emily then sees Cape, ripping the ears and face off her Mickey Mouse doll and covering Cape in shaving cream. "Mommy, I made a microwave!" She says, bringing Cape to her mother. This prevents Cape from being able to escape with his alien brethren. Edited by Chase McFly    23:21, 16 September 2019 ReturnOfIsaac

Green Starry then comes out of a wormhole, grabs Cape, and flies away from Emily. "You're welcome, Cape." He says. Edited by ReturnOfIsaac    06:44, 17 September 2019 Chase McFly

In Britain, a teenage boy named Elliot is looking for his bootleg Winnie the Pooh head, which he calls Rumbly. Edited by Chase McFly    11:18, 17 September 2019 SirBenelux Luckily, he finds it while tripping over it. Meanwhile, I say "It's been fun and all here, but the real world kinda sucks. I suggest we get out." Views then says, "Good idea. I'm tired of all the humans picking on us anyway. But how do we get out of here?" I then think of a plan to get out of the real world. Edited by SirBenelux    12:09, 17 September 2019 Chase McFly

“I didn’t expect it to be this harsh,” I say. “But I’ll try it out a bit longer,” I then take Rocko back to the zoo in Spain where his female wallaby friend is. 12:11, 17 September 2019 SirBenelux Rocko then worries that this may be bad. 12:18, 17 September 2019 BalloonyFan6789

"Why don't we take Rocko's female friend with us?" I ask. 14:56, 17 September 2019 RockoRama RockoRama

"I don't even know her, she scares me," I say, backing away. "So I wouldn't exactly say I've got friends." 15:02, 17 September 2019 Chase McFly

Meanwhile, Benelux has returned to the NBA as they need him to shoot some hoops. 16:42, 17 September 2019 SirBenelux Then The New York Times says that "NBA is the dumbest basketball association in the world. Can't even use more than just one ball". 17:09, 17 September 2019 Chase McFly

Meanwhile, Koopsers and Views go back to Delilah’s house to play some pranks on her. 17:14, 17 September 2019 MrWriting76 MrWriting76

Jerry appears and rips up The New York Times.

Building.

Dave suddenly utters his first words:

⎓∷𝙹リꖌ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ᓵ⚍ʖᒷ ╎リℸ ̣ 𝙹 ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ᓭ!¡𝙹リ⊣ᒷʖ𝙹ʖ !¡ᒷ∷╎ᒲᒷℸ ̣ ᒷ∷

(standard galactic alphabet) Edited by MrWriting76    18:00, 17 September 2019 Chase McFly

But the building wasn’t destroyed and Jerry got arrested for vandalizing property. 18:27, 17 September 2019 MrWriting76 MrWriting76

Jerry is partially annoyed.

Dave is lecturing the world's greatest astrophysicists on how to create a perpetual motion machine. 18:30, 17 September 2019 Chase McFly

He’s doing the lecture in England, and in the next room, Elliot is attending one by Mark Sabine. 18:36, 17 September 2019 CaptainCape

Mark Sabine is talking about how dangerous marmalade is for cats. To show it, he brings in Klirork.

Mark: 'Scientists of Area 51 gave me this cat to demonstrate why marmalade is unhealthy for cats. To make sure the cat is alright, the scientists are here too. Everyone, this is Klirork, a normal white cat.'

Area 51 scientists : 'All hail the almighty Klirork!'

Mark: 'You said it was a normal cat...' 12:25, 18 September 2019 Chase McFly

“Wait, are you the Pokey-Eye devil?” The scientist asks. He hits Mark, who calls security to take all the scientists out. Klirork runs during the distraction and Elliot chases after him. Elliot chases him to the nearby zoo, where he jumps in a wallaby’s pouch. The wallaby escapes with Klirork, and Elliot keeps chasing them. 12:29, 18 September 2019 BalloonyFan6789

"Where is Klirork? He can help us in getting back to the NES universe." I ask. 12:35, 18 September 2019 CaptainCape

Mark ends his lecture to get his test subject back, and runs after the wallaby and Klirork too. Klirork notices Mark, and transforms into his monster form, causing the visitors of the zoo to freak out. The visitors call Area 51, and some minutes later, military helicopters are patrolling around the zoo. 12:39, 18 September 2019 Chase McFly

“I don’t know where he is,” I say as I show up to bust Four out of prison. “But I think exposure to radioactive marmalade can cause somebody’s true form to emerge, even in this world,” 12:40, 18 September 2019 CaptainCape

At the zoo, the Area 51 soldiers leave their helicopters and look for Klirork, but they get into a fight with Mark Sabine again. They end up capturing Mark Sabine and put him inside one of the helicopters for further studying. 12:45, 18 September 2019 Chase McFly

Elliot escapes from the zoo as it’s about to be condemned, and arrives at an airport, where he gets tickets to Belgium. 12:47, 18 September 2019 This reply has been removed MrWriting76 MrWriting76

Dave hears someone mention something bringing back someone's new form. He floats into the room with radioactive marmalade. 15:53, 18 September 2019 ReturnOfIsaac

Meanwhile, GS is travelling through dimensions via wormholes. 16:02, 18 September 2019 Chase McFly

In Belgium, Elliot sees a girl (Cape’s counterpart) playing Spore, designing a creature that looks like Monster Klirork. “Call that Klirork,” Elliot suggests. 16:37, 18 September 2019 SirBenelux Meanwhile, in the basketball stadium, I see my real life counterpart in the crowd. Edited by SirBenelux    17:06, 18 September 2019 This reply has been removed Chase McFly

Four and I are there too, and we also escape, as it’s in Belgium. We board the same plane as Elliot and Cape’s counterpart. 17:38, 18 September 2019 SirBenelux Then my real life counterpart kidnaps me, and then high jumps onto the plane Four, Chase, Elliot and Cape's RLC (real life counterpart) are on. Edited by SirBenelux    17:45, 18 September 2019 ReturnOfIsaac

Suddenly, GS enters the same plane, via wormhole. "Hey guys!" he says. 17:45, 18 September 2019 SirBenelux "Hey, Green Starry!" says my RLC. "I found this ball that happens to be my NES character! What a miracle!" 17:47, 18 September 2019 Chase McFly

The plane lands in Tennessee, as it’s a cross-country Belgian plane for touring the US. 18:20, 18 September 2019 This reply has been removed Chase McFly

Then my RLC (Jesse) gets on the plane, which flies to Arizona. 18:58, 18 September 2019 This reply has been removed Chase McFly

In Arizona, Views RLC gets on the plane, and Four and I get off to go to Nevada. Now, the real counterparts of Rocko, me, Cape, and Benelux are on the plane. 19:15, 18 September 2019 This reply has been removed BalloonyFan6789

My RLC is still waiting in Estonia. 08:21, 19 September 2019 Chase McFly

The plane heads to Estonia and picks up Four’s RLC. Meanwhile, our normal versions are at Area 51, about to get Cape. 10:47, 19 September 2019 SirBenelux But, to our dismay, it turns out that the plane is now heading to Nevada! With our RLCs in it! Edited by SirBenelux    11:27, 19 September 2019 Chase McFly

They see us, and each counterpart comes to us. “Hello, I’m your counterpart,” Cape’s RLC says to Cape. “I created Pokey-Eyes, you don’t even really exist. Do not be surprised I am female either. Get back into your Area 51 prison,” 11:37, 19 September 2019 BalloonyFan6789

"Wait, if you are a female, then why am I a male?" Cape asks from his RLC. 12:14, 19 September 2019 Chase McFly

“Because most main NES characters were male when we joined,” Cape’s RLC says, shoving Cape back in prison. Edited by Chase McFly    12:40, 19 September 2019 SirBenelux However, I restrain Cape's RLC, and get Cape to safety.

"Gah! You were supposed to be in prison, Cape!" says Cape's RLC.

"So shall you, Cape's counterpart." I say, before putting Cape's RLC in a cell. 14:07, 19 September 2019 Chase McFly

Meanwhile, Benelux’ RLC shoves him in the NBA cupboard. 15:25, 19 September 2019 SirBenelux However, I restrain my RLC by bouncing back.

"Uh, guys? I think our real life counterparts are just trying to bully us." I say. 17:03, 19 September 2019 Chase McFly

“No kidding,” I say, as Elliot puts Rocko back in his cage and CheeseCrocker’s RLC puts him in a dairy shop. 17:06, 19 September 2019 SirBenelux However, I use my Countryball Cannon's grab feature to get Rocko and CheeseCrocker to safety. 17:10, 19 September 2019 Chase McFly

As Beanieboy and Four get kidnapped by their counterparts, we grab them and all gather together to discuss how harsh reality is. 17:12, 19 September 2019 SirBenelux As the discussion goes on, Yvonne Orangefish then uses her portal ray to go to the NES world so she can discover more cheeses (including Cheesy, but the Yvonne eating Cheesy part will have to wait until next part).

(Another note: do not remove this post, this will be crucial to the next part) Edited by SirBenelux    17:17, 19 September 2019 Chase McFly

But Yvonne read Benelux’s post since she’s in the real world too, and decides to go eat Cheesy. 17:18, 19 September 2019 ReturnOfIsaac

While that's happening, GS is sleeping inside of a wormhole, his body being 3/4s of the way out. 17:19, 19 September 2019 Chase McFly

Meanwhile, Klirork has found his way back to Area 51 and is still in his monster form, so he eats the scientists and astronomers. 17:22, 19 September 2019 SirBenelux "Looks like our real life counterparts are nothing but trouble." I say. "We'll have to escape."

"Escape?" says Chase's RLC. "Oh, I don't think so." 17:27, 19 September 2019 Chase McFly

Klirork follows Yvonne through the portal. 17:34, 19 September 2019 SirBenelux "We want you guys here forever." says Rocko's RLC, better known as Elliot.

"Oh no you don't!" I say, before using my Countryball Cannon's grappling hook feature to get us to safety. We then end up on the roof of Area 51. 17:39, 19 September 2019 ReturnOfIsaac

Green Starry is still sleeping, with Wesley trying to awake him. 18:22, 19 September 2019 Chase McFly

I incapacitate our counterparts and open a portal for each of us to escape back to NES world. 18:38, 19 September 2019 ReturnOfIsaac

Green Starry then wakes up and enters the portal, which Wesley does too. 18:57, 19 September 2019 Chase McFly

Then Area 51 is picked up by a plane, bringing us to Belgium. 19:06, 19 September 2019

Then it starts to rain. 07:25, 20 September 2019 Chase McFly

But the rain is coming from a UFO controlled by Ungrits, who came through a real world portal. 10:30, 20 September 2019 SirBenelux However, the UFO is revealed to be a weather balloon, but was blasted to pieces by the Ungrits. 11:59, 20 September 2019 Chase McFly

With the Ungrits attacking, we make our escape. 12:04, 20 September 2019 SirBenelux We then find a portal to the NES world, but our RLCs find us. We then quickly get in the portal, causing our RLCs to chase us into the portal.

To be continued...

FILLER NITE

(Can you close this thread please, we're done with this part and we're moving on to Part 9.5) Edited by SirBenelux    14:55, 20 September 2019 Chase McFly

FILLER NITE 14:53, 20 September 2019 Chase McFly

Oh, this didn't close yet. 18:25, 29 September 2019 Chase McFly

Then I posting on an outdated thread. 18:25, 29 September 2019