Thread:Alien Tavern/@comment-7180588-20200521151429/@comment-7180588-20200531114445

Suddenly, Cheese Crocker tenses up. "Uh, guys, does that mean..." Some Incidentals see him, and run over with forks.

"Come on," Michael Rosen sighs. "Don't eat cheese with a fork!"

"Uh..." I say, as my jacket, vest, shirt, and undershirt fall off, revealing the middle part of my body is round with three coal buttons.

"On it," Cheesecake SUV says, and he blows me to the hospital. "Who's next?"