Staring bird (NES)

The staring bird is a crow first appearing in NES Wellerman. He is often seen staring into people's souls.

NES Wellerman
The bird first appeared staring at Cape Kragils, along with Chase McFly. Cape managed to stare back at both of them at once. He then gave the staring bird the task of sitting in the crow's nest of the S.S. Wellerperson and checking if there were any enemy ships. He saw the disco chickens' ship, called the S.S. Chicken.

When the ship got some ordinary card boxes, the staring bird went missing. It turns out he was stung by a giant bee. As they found each other, the staring bird and Zuel stared into each other's souls.

Later, Music Note found the staring bird in Russia and cartwheeled.

Beware the Copycats
The staring bird appeared when his Russian copy, Глядя птица, tried to peck out Cape Kragils' eyes. The bird wore the prototype armor and turned Глядя птица into Swiss cheese with bullets. He then exited the armor, and the spinning kiwi appeared.

Later on, he stared into Dmitri Johannes Petrov's soul, which caused the latter to feel a bit uncomfortable. The staring bird got into a staring contest with his Earth-Batorok-Asino-Lanoka equivalent, which lasted for four parts.

When Henryton's RLC stared uncontrollably at a reply from The Coolest Part Ever where BFrit and Foury made out, the bird and the NES Censors destroyed his computer. The bird gave the RLC a phone as a replacement, without interrupting the staring contest.

Despite the Ungrits' attempts to eliminate NES City, the NES and EBAL staring birds continued to stare at each other.

Use Your Nickel Pickle!
The staring bird kept staring, despite the Nickel Pickle's rise. He was tired of staring, so he tried to drink coffee, but Cape Kragils took all of it. Chase McFly gave Cape a microwave with coffee, stuffed Boiling inside of it and covered it in feathers, and the bird grew 67 eyes to stare at it too. Eye pods appeared and stared at both the bird and each other. The staring albatross joined them too.

Bot Invasion
The Staring Bird was one of the soldiers who launched cannons at the bots. He was still staring at his EBAL counterpart.

Patty in the Car
When Henryton hired a fish to stare at Violet Number Frit, it stared at the Staring Bird too. The staring contest finally ended, with NES Staring Bird winning. He joined the GIF Freaks for no reason.

The second trial involved gathering gold with help from birds. The Staring Bird ordered a magnet while staring at a magnet salesman and found lots of gold.

The Staring Bird destroyed Henryton's RLC's iKapa during the tenth trial. He and Cape cut wires to stop the RLC from seeing a The Coolest Part Ever reply. When Cape was scared by the Ho-Sis made out of watermelons, he stared at Cape until he starting cutting wires again. Henryton's RLC mind-controlled the Staring Bird.

Possessed Vegetable Apocalypse
Music Note hired the Staring Bird to stare at possessed broccoli. He turned Possessed Vegetable Foury into Swiss cheese.

A World Without Henryton
The Staring Bird was staring at Mace and Dooma. He entered the Henrytonless Universe alongside Music Note and Eye Pod 15.

The Corruption
It turned out that the Staring Bird was in the base, and nobody knew why. Henryton sent him and Eye Pod to a room with a pile of test tubes. There, the Staring Bird stared at the camera.

NES God for a Day
The Staring Bird went onto a dimensional travel adventure, and ended up in Limbo.

Apple Weather Road Trip Part 1
When a troop told Team NES to watch their backs, Cape found the Staring Bird in a tree and asked him to watch his back. On Ippo Schnapp's pirate ship, he ha d a staring contest with TPUWCPAJAD Cark.

As the Native American burial mound exploded, he, Thunderbeak and Hoh Sus were nowhere to be seen. It turned out they were already waiting in Andes. He stared at Cape as he landed next to them.

Apple Weather Road Trip Part 2
While Team NES plowed through the bushes and the boobies with Henryton's RV, the Staring Bird stared at the boobies. The boobies pecked him and Thunderbeak, but the Staring Bird didn't peck back and just stared.

How Clever is That Bot?
The Staring Bird wondered how many replies were left, and watched several dystopian movies to get a kick out of it. He watched Tabi committed genocide intently. One of the challenges involved him and UnbelievaBoat getting food for everyone. Staring Bird stared at the food until it got scared.

Hoh Sus Versus Hoh Sus
The Staring Bird got into a staring contest with his EGB counterpart.

The Great War
The Staring Bird suddenly arrived with a bazooka when the 42 space whales woke up. Nssaisas Nssaisas said that the birdcage he made was for Staring Bird.

Chapter 11 Part 3
At the end of the part, the Staring Bird shot the rainbow that were projectiled out of mountains. The aliens threw pieces of Magmega at him.

Chapter 11 Part 5
The Staring Bird and Music Note asked Henryton if they could join him if he wanted to save Team NES from the apple weather. He said yes, and they went on a road trip to save them. He sat on Henryton's RV's dashboard and stared out of the window intensely as he drove it. He stabbed Cape the apple zombie. He returned to the skyscraper and stabbed GenAI, but it did absolutely nothing.

The Staring Bird equipped the prototype armor and turned the apple zombie Cape into Swiss cheese. When Captain Grape chased the three, he evaporated both Captain Grape and the Glove of Reversion. He analyzed the glove's remains and asked Music Note where they should go next. He stared at more people in The Parallel Universe Where Space Dolphins Don't Exist and at the Team NES apple mutants.

He suggested using staring to defeat Cark. He stared at him with one eye and at 1984 with another one. He grew a third eye to stare at Chase. One of Henrytonless Universe's Staring Bird's assassins, HU Cark, found him. In an attempt to stop the Carkest Curse, Music Note fired the Staring Bird out of a RPG at him.

Chapter 11 Part 7
Staring Bird stared at Ceres, and Ceres stared back. He wondered how a planet-sized pancake could even stare at him. Chase McPhilly stared at them too, turning it into a three-way staring contest.

He stared menacingly at the Cark Curse. Music Note fired him at the curse again. When the giant dodo stared menacingly at Henryton, Staring Bird got mad at him for ripping him off. The dodo injected him with dark lifeform DNA, but his own DNA stared at it until it got uncomfortable and left.

Chapter 11 Part 8
Chase threw a moon pie to Staring Bird. He caught it, stared at it and sprayed dark matter spray on it.

Later, he stared at the bassinets, causing them to become bassinirds. Ice cream shot out of his eyes for no reason. He mind-controlled the NES Censors using Pokey-Eye horns, and made them stare. He developed a crush on Iser.

Chapter 11 Part 9
When Satan gave Cape the Cark Curse, Staring Bird launched himself out of a RPG at him. He asked if he could destroy the multiverse, but Chase said no as they only had this one for 36 parts. He headed to Windows 1400.

Chapter 11 Part 10
He hopped on Eye's motorcycle when he said they were hunting space dinosaurs. It was revealed that he didn't like the birdcage from The Great War, and it landed on Cape. Staring Bird posted a one-star review for the cage on eBay.

In the 2007 loop timeline, he stared at the calendar and read a note that said 'find the cloud room'.

Later, he killed [] and Mario, becoming a Lord of Hell. Iwuedfh asked what the former did to him. Even though [] was revived, Staring Bird didn't want to give up Hell. Henryton asked him if he destroyed Sony Vegas.

Chapter 11 Part 11
When Left Arrow stared at left arrows that were flying upwards, Staring Bird said that that was his job. He flew in on a thermonuclear bomb that hit Epacville and Cape Town, flooding them with radioactive liquid. He stared at the fluid and then obliterated some spam with soap.

Staring Bird participated in the Papua New Guinea marathon and became second. He ran while staring at the Tennessine.

Chapter 11 Part 12
He stared at his prize, which consisted of crackers and tap water. The crackers were eaten by a parrot. He mixed a Pokey-Eye with the water instead of the ketchup packets.

Staring Bird stared at the signs of the Griffin Hippogriff Farm around NES City. He showed up with a time machine made out of signs. In 1973, he merged as one with the sand. The Sand King put a mind-controlling teapot on him, but he was unbrainwashed due to the King's death. He told everyone to follow the Yellows, but corrected it to Cloak Kragils. He stared at Adegnorsu's space pod, and then turned around to stare at a billboard advertising The Story of Henryton: The Movie.

Cape opened a window, grabbed the 1973 version of Staring Bird and held him right in front of Apec. He flew Cape out of the house to the middle of nowhere and stared at him, but couldn't stare well enough. He asked Cape who he was, where he came from and how he got there. He said they had to restore Cape's family, and they went to Gravildus High School the next day to get Cloak and Yesmrty to meet each other.

Later, 1973 Staring Bird restored the time machine and told Cape to get Cloak to save Yesmrty's life. He sat down on a chair near Cape and Cloak, staring at them both for an entire day without blinking.

The present bird said he was going to stare at some people in the future, and left to 2119. However, he came back soon after and said that Cape's great-grandson went to jail. When the team returned to the present again, there was a huge TV screen with Staring Bird on it on the city hall.

After Oxyfegi threw [] on Thunderbeak, he competed with Thunderbeak, [], Satan and Mario for the true Lord of Hell.

Chapter 11 Part 13
Bird Up invited Staring Bird to join them. He said he didn't know that France was back, and went to stare at it. He consumed a bottle of lightning, and Zeus demanded his lightning bolt back. Poseibird revealed that Staring Bird inherited his godly powers.

Later on, he became friends with Enderwings. They went flying together, and Hoh Sus joined them. He taught Enderwings how to stare into people's souls and the griffin taught him sign language, though he preferred to communicate through staring. As reality destabilized, he decided to become the Chapter 12 NES God without a Nessy Games.

Chapter 11 Part 14
Staring Bird stared at Derail's rails, and they stared back. He also stared into a space sand crocodile's soul. He then stared so hard that Cape was revived. The bird took a bite out of the apple house, stared the Sandy-Eye from the rotten pineapple house to death and took a bite out of the pineapple too. Finally, he decided to stare at world hubs until the part ended.

Forge of Heroes
In the basement of the dragon pirate ship, Enderwings taught Staring Bird and Benelux sign language. Later, he said he would stare into Eye's soul until he replied. After Henryton let the HeroForge characters fight, he said 'all hail our almighty God'.

A Quiet NES
Staring Bird, being an effective weapon against the wojulas, had an important role in this part.

He stared at the wojula that ate Weirdtalon, causing it to run away. One year later, he stared at Henryton's headset when it was being used as a radio. He also stared at Enderwings in an attempt to restore his hearing, but it didn't work. The others suggested using Staring Bird as a weapon against wojulas by throwing him at them.

His eyes emitted a high frequency noise, scaring a wojula away. Another one that headed for Chase made a loud growling noise, but he came and scared it off too. Cape picked him up and asked him if he was ready. He then threw him at a horde of monsters, who saw him. One of the monsters collapsed.

As Cape talked about his plans to turn the house into a hotel, Staring Bird went to amplify his staring powers. The amplified powers killed a wojula. He then continued to work on them, and due to his efforts, Enderwings could kill some of the creatures. Both the flaming potatoes shaped like Squidward and his eye frequencies killed six wojulas. Henryton threw him at a creature that was attracted by the prison's alarm.

Staring Bird said that the NES Wellerman sea shanty was the only thing he heard on the radio for four months, but Enderwings told him to shut up. The next day, Enderwings grabbed him and a disguise and left the jailyard. They boarded an electric train, and the bird wondered if it'd be loud. When they were interrupted by emerging wojulas, he said Enderwings should've thought about that earlier and asked if he should stare at them through the window. His eyes emitted frequencies that took out the monsters, and he decided to be the griffin's interpreter.

He considered it vitally important to find survivors to stare at and possibly stand a chance of getting NES City back. He, Enderwings and Klirork found Music Note, who was putting silencers on flamethrowers on a boating dock. Enderwings thought he went feral, but Staring Bird didn't notice any difference. The three stole a ship.

It got stormy, and the group made it to an island with a survivor colony. They tried to lead normal lives for a brief period of time, and he pretended to be a kid's pet parrot. He, Enderwings and Cark hopped on Klirork's back to get to the other side of the island. Klirork apologized to him and Enderwings for finding them so late. Enderwings took him to a radio station, and he stared loudly at many wojulas, and Henryton used his headset to pick up the vibrations. They realized their job was done, and said goodbye to the colonists.

At the mainland, he told Chase that he saved the world from 'Wujolas'. He added that staring at monsters was fun.