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The story is here again, with a new reader and new stories! But will it ever end?

In this part, Views holds a special event to celebrate Target Café winning, but after a few mishaps, we start to think it’s haunted. Chase McFly

Start!

We’re enjoying a peaceful feast at Target Diner. 13:13, 9 August 2019 BalloonyFan6789

"So are we celebrating Target Café's victory?" I say as I eat cake. 13:28, 9 August 2019 ReturnOfIsaac

Green Starry says : "Yeah!" 13:30, 9 August 2019 CaptainCape

I eat a slice of Pokey-Pizza. 'Views, how did you know the recipe?' I ask. 13:32, 9 August 2019Chase McFly

Views says a good chef never reveals his secrets. 13:42, 9 August 2019 ReturnOfIsaac

Wesley asks : "Does anybody know what happened to E-Can's eyes? They turned red last time he woke up." Edited by ReturnOfIsaac    13:47, 9 August 2019 Koopsers Joopsers

Koopsers is still floating around in space, but he is EXTREMELY near Earth. Actually, it doesn't take him long to go to Earth so..

1 minute later

The sponge was 3 feet away from Earth.. now 2.. and now.. 1

He was in Earth, falling and falling.

Until.. this happens (but with Koopsers instead of Mr. Bean) MR BEAN INTRO

MR BEAN INTRO 15:48, 9 August 2019 CaptainCape

Koopsers crashed into a weird town called 'Pleshchanitsy', located in Belarus. 15:52, 9 August 2019 Koopsers Joopsers

Koopsers: "Where am I?"

He looks around for somebody to help him 15:55, 9 August 2019Chase McFly

I say I don’t know what happened, but then the lights flicker. Again. And again. 16:28, 9 August 2019 ReturnOfIsaac

When they stop, E-Can is gone. 17:53, 9 August 2019 This reply has been removed ReturnOfIsaac

(Dude I don't like my characters being controlled by others) Wesley asks : "Wait, where did E-Can go?" 18:04, 9 August 2019Chase McFly

Then, we realize Benelux has vanished as well. 18:07, 9 August 2019 ReturnOfIsaac

Green Starry freaks out and says : "Ohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgod" 18:10, 9 August 2019Chase McFly

I get up and go to the door, but it's locked. "Uh...guys?" I ask. Edited by Chase McFly    18:11, 9 August 2019 ReturnOfIsaac

Green Starry asks : "What?" 18:13, 9 August 2019 BalloonyFan6789

Then Benelux reappears, and disappears again, and again, and again. 18:37, 9 August 2019 ReturnOfIsaac

Wesley asks : "What's this?" and picks up a small, purple piece of fabric. 18:41, 9 August 2019 CaptainCape

'That's weird. I don't think it was there before,' I say. But then, I notice the plates are gone too! 19:05, 9 August 2019 ReturnOfIsaac

Green Starry grabs the fabric and eats it, beginning to examine it. "Hmmm," he says "feels like it came from a sca- Oh, no." 19:10, 9 August 2019 SirBenelux

"What's wrong, Green Starry?" says Four. 19:41, 9 August 2019 ReturnOfIsaac

Green Starry says : "The fabric i just analysed- which was purple -feels like it came from a scarf. The problem is... E-Can turned evil. Again." "Makes sense," Wesley says "I always forget when that happens his eyes are red." 19:45, 9 August 2019 SirBenelux

But suddenly, some of the customers, including Red M&M, disappear. 19:47, 9 August 2019Chase McFly

I just ignore this and keep eating my food. 19:49, 9 August 2019 ReturnOfIsaac

Green Starry says : "This is getting worser and worser by the second." 19:50, 9 August 2019 This reply has been removed BalloonyFan6789

"Why so?" I ask, then the lights flicker again. 13:36, 10 August 2019 CaptainCape

'Guys, this is making me pretty nervous,' I say. 'The customers are disappearing, one of us turned evil, the plates are gone, the light is malfunctioning... What else could go wro-'

'NOOOOOOO! DON'T SAY THAT!' everyone yells. 13:44, 10 August 2019Chase McFly

Then the food begins to take on the shapes of faces of deadly NES villains. 13:45, 10 August 2019 CaptainCape

I scream as the face of Soap appears in my Pokey-Pizza slice. 13:47, 10 August 2019 BalloonyFan6789

"What is going on? I think this place is ha-" I say, but I am interrupted by everyone screaming. 14:34, 10 August 2019 ReturnOfIsaac

Suddenly, a knock is heard at the door. 15:38, 10 August 2019Chase McFly

But the door still won't open! 15:51, 10 August 2019 Views06

"That's weird" I say. "Usually it automatically opens" 15:59, 10 August 2019 CaptainCape

'I think something's wrong with the electricity,' I say when all lights suddenly go out. 16:06, 10 August 2019 ReturnOfIsaac

The door is then blasted down by a charge shot, which is green instead of blue. E-Can then walks in, now having a purple scarf and red eyes. "Well, well, well," he says "what do we have here?" 16:08, 10 August 2019Chase McFly

We quickly run, as all we can see in teh darkness are the red eyes. We search desperately for a tunnel. 16:34, 10 August 2019 ReturnOfIsaac

Green Starry's eyes glow green, making for a make-shift light. 16:40, 10 August 2019Chase McFly

We look around, and see the tunnel leading to an Uber-Secret Target Diner. 16:43, 10 August 2019 SirBenelux

The Uber-Secret Target Diner is located on Jupiter, right next to the St. Cester Church. This makes us believe that Jupiter is massively populated, and has a big city, just like Gravildus. The Uber-Secret Target Diner is also disguised as an abandoned building with "keep out" signs, hence the name. Edited by SirBenelux    17:07, 10 August 2019Chase McFly

We try to eat some of its food, but start hallucinating. 17:09, 10 August 2019 ReturnOfIsaac

Green Starry says : "This burger is pretty good." but gets interrupted because seizures. 17:19, 10 August 2019 SirBenelux

Suddenly, the ghost of Noi Cūppar appears. 17:47, 10 August 2019Chase McFly

Kangy gets scared and crashes into a glass pane. 17:52, 10 August 2019 ReturnOfIsaac

Green Starry stops seizuring and warps everybody (and himself) out of the Uber-Secret Target Diner. Edited by ReturnOfIsaac    17:55, 10 August 2019 SirBenelux

We then end up in a Target Diner in France. 17:59, 10 August 2019 CaptainCape

Inside the Target Diner is Glass Joe. Glass Joe says: 'Bonjour, tout le monde! Que voudriez-vous manger?' (Hello, everyone! What would you like to eat?) 18:08, 10 August 2019Chase McFly

"Could I have some donuts?" I ask, before looking over at the shelves and realizing the food is all white and I can see through it. 18:21, 10 August 2019 CaptainCape

'Mais oui!' Glass Joe responds. He tries to pick up a white transparent donut, before realising his hand goes straight through the donuts. 'Nous avons une problème! (We have a problem!)' he says. 18:42, 10 August 2019Chase McFly

Then, a skeleton walks into the diner. 19:38, 10 August 2019 SirBenelux

"What is it, Glass Joe?" says Cape.

"Les beignets ... Ce sont des fantômes! (The donuts... They're ghosts!)" says Glass Joe.

"Well, that makes sense--" says Cape, before being scared by the skeleton that just walked into the diner. "Skeleton!" He says quietly.

The skeleton belonged to John Herbert, the founder of the mysterious library from C3P27. Edited by SirBenelux    07:08, 11 August 2019Chase McFly

Somehow, we end up back in the first Diner. 11:48, 11 August 2019 Tomodachidudeball Tomodachidudeball

Which is now distorted and has a purple haze. 12:10, 11 August 2019 CaptainCape

The lights and doors are broken, the tables and chairs have scratches on them, the food is on the ground and all cupboards are open. 12:31, 11 August 2019 BalloonyFan6789

Inside one of the cupboards, I find a pen with the writing "G. MAWENI" on it. Edited by BalloonyFan6789    13:21, 11 August 2019 CaptainCape

Next to it is a sheet of paper with unreadable words. 'Does anyone know what this could mean?' I ask the others while showing them the paper. 13:30, 11 August 2019 ReturnOfIsaac

Green Starry looks at the paper and carefully examines it. he then replies with a simple "No." 13:32, 11 August 2019 BalloonyFan6789 reply to #59

G. Maweni, full name George Maweni, is the inventor of the Maweni Code, a special kind of writing that can only be seen as actual words when the paper it is on gets wet. The sheet of paper next to the pen had text in this special Maweni code on it. Edited by BalloonyFan6789    13:36, 11 August 2019 CaptainCape

I notice the ceiling is leaking, and hold the paper under it for a while. When it's wet enough, we read... 13:49, 11 August 2019 BalloonyFan6789

"The burgers will all come to life and start attacking people until they are stopped. You will know when this happens when you hear a morse code message from the speaker. In Target Diner, BURGERS EAT YOU!" 13:53, 11 August 2019 CaptainCape

The message makes me feel even more nervous and paranoid, so I put all the burgers into the trash can and lock it. 15:13, 11 August 2019 Tomodachidudeball Tomodachidudeball

However they bust out. 18:08, 11 August 2019 Tomodachidudeball Tomodachidudeball

....somehow.... 18:08, 11 August 2019 CaptainCape

It turns out a Pokey Patty had teared the lid of the trash can apart. 18:32, 11 August 2019 Koopsers Joopsers

Meanwhile..

Koopsers was walking, aimlessly.

He passes some people, but then..

..he walks past a sponge that looks EXACTLY like him

Koopsers: "Huh?"

He goes to the sponge, and the sponge looks at him.

Koopsers: "Hello there."

The sponge: "Hello."

Koopsers: "You look exactly like me!"

The sponge: "And I look exactly like you!"

He shakes hands with the sponge.

Koopsers: "My name's Koopsers Joopsers."

The sponge: "Joopsers Koopsers."

Meanwhile, with the others. Edited by Koopsers Joopsers    00:02, 12 August 2019 CaptainCape

The burgers start attacking us! I'm battling the Pokey Patty with a lightsaber. 10:41, 12 August 2019Chase McFly

Then we all fall underground. 10:57, 12 August 2019 RockoRama RockoRama

We find ourselves in some creepy maze of a basement. And then that collapses and we end up in a second basement underneath that one.

That's when we hear footsteps... 11:00, 12 August 2019Chase McFly

Then we see glowing eyes in the darkness, and run. 11:01, 12 August 2019 SirBenelux

We then find ourselves in a Target Diner in Armenia. 11:34, 12 August 2019 BalloonyFan6789

We see This character's name is completely normal, and not unusual making tacos. She fails to notice us as she's busy securing the tacos with a ghost filter that prevents ghosts from taking them. Edited by BalloonyFan6789    11:42, 12 August 2019 ReturnOfIsaac

Green Starry says : "Oh, hey." 12:35, 12 August 2019 Koopsers Joopsers

Meanwhile..

Koopsers and Joopsers are walking around in the park.

Koopsers: "Hey, watch this."

He blows a raspberry at a person walking by.

Person: "HEY!"

And then he does the can can, leading the guy to do the can can too.

Person: "Uhhh..."

And then another person. And then another. And then another.

Koopsers: "I do this all the time when I'm here."

Joopsers: "Interesting.."

And then Koopsers sits down, but they're still doing the can can.

Koopsers: "They'll stop eventually."

Joopsers: "Well, can we go somewhere else in the meantime? This Russian or French music would drive me crazy if I had to keep listening to it for 10 minutes."

Koopsers: "Eh, sure."

Meanwhile, with the others. Edited by Koopsers Joopsers    13:14, 12 August 2019 ReturnOfIsaac

Green Starry asks This character's name is completely normal, and not unusual : "Who are you?" Edited by ReturnOfIsaac    13:18, 12 August 2019 BalloonyFan6789

This character's name is completely normal, and not unusual: As weird as it sounds, my name is actually This character's name is completely normal, and not unusual. You can just call me "Thissy". 13:18, 12 August 2019 ReturnOfIsaac

Green Starry says : "Oh... kay?" "Not trying to be rude, but that name is a bit unusual." Wesley says. 13:40, 12 August 2019 CaptainCape

'I still wonder why my parents called me that,' This charater's name is completely normal, and not unusual says. 14:48, 12 August 2019 SirBenelux reply to #79

"Uh, I believe Views gave you--" I say, before being interrupted by Views.

"A slice of cake!" says Views, before giving This character's name is completely normal, and not unusual a slice of cake.

"Uh, thanks?" says This character's name is completely normal, and not unusual.

"What the hell, dude?" I whisper to Views. "You ruined my only chance to tell Thissy that you gave her the name This character's name is completely normal, and not unusual!"

"But I didn't wanna ruin the flow of the story!" says Views. Edited by SirBenelux    11:26, 11 November 2020 BalloonyFan6789

After that, Thissy starts getting confused, and says "Spaghetti!" in confusion. 17:19, 12 August 2019 SirBenelux

Then, we slip on a bunch of spaghetti, leading us to a grease trap that we all fall in. 17:25, 12 August 2019 BalloonyFan6789

The trap leads us to a city in Bangladesh... populated by supernatural creatures! 17:42, 12 August 2019 ReturnOfIsaac

Wesley yells : "WHY ARE THESE PARADOXES HAPPENING" 17:51, 12 August 2019 CaptainCape CRE Orryho-1b52abcd ful

Orryho 'NES logic, I guess,' I say. One of the creatures living in Bangladesh, the Orryho, approaches us. 18:33, 12 August 2019 BalloonyFan6789

We escape to the Bangladeshi-Indian border, the border that seperates Bangladesh and India. 18:55, 12 August 2019 Thefirstblueyoshi2019 Thefirstblueyoshi2019

I notice it is a mile away from us. 23:54, 12 August 2019 BalloonyFan6789

However, we find out that the border is closed in order to prevent people from leaving Bangladesh and going to India (and also vice versa.) 06:27, 13 August 2019 CaptainCape

Orryho teleports up to us. 'Welcome to Rajshahi! We've moved to Rajshahi to escape the monsters at the other side of the border, but now we're trapped in Bangladesh! Could you please help us to escape into India?' 12:56, 13 August 2019 BalloonyFan6789

"Sorry" I say, "The border separating the countries is closed." 13:01, 13 August 2019 ReturnOfIsaac

Green Starry says : "Or is it?" 13:10, 13 August 2019 CaptainCape

'I'd like you guys to cover me up while trying to cross the border,' Orryho says. 'I don't want to get in jail again.' 13:44, 13 August 2019 ReturnOfIsaac

Green Starry says : "Or I could do this." and teleports everybody to the other side. 13:59, 13 August 2019 CaptainCape CRE Bean-1b57c539 ful

The Pean. Don't ask why it's a terrible monster. However, this terrible monster sees us and chases everyone! 18:23, 13 August 2019 Views06

We see a forest of Apple Trees.

Cape: [gets hit by apple] Oof!

Baldi: Ooh!

Cape: Here. You want?

Baldi: OH THANK YOU VERY MUCH! 30F1CAAE-0D9A-4B0D-9EF9-CF4B16A865B7

Baldi scarfs down the apple. 02:30, 14 August 2019 CaptainCape

However, Baldi eats the apple way too quickly and almost chokes in it! 10:00, 14 August 2019Chase McFly

Then, we take him to another Target Diner to get him back to normal. Everything is well until... 10:56, 14 August 2019 SirBenelux

THE UNIVERSE COLLAPSES

THE END

"Shut the hell up. Besides, we aren't doing that you dummy." says Woofsers. 11:23, 14 August 2019Chase McFly

What really happens is zombies crash the place! 11:25, 14 August 2019 This reply has been removed This reply has been removed CaptainCape

It turns out the zombies are survivors from a nuclear attack at Lithuania. 12:59, 14 August 2019 BalloonyFan6789

One of the zombies is driving an Audi R8... with machine guns! 14:02, 14 August 2019 CaptainCape

Me: 'Where did he get THAT from?!'

I then see the logo of the NES City Car Rental Store on the front  of the car.

Me: 'Ohhh. There did he get it from.' 14:05, 14 August 2019 ReturnOfIsaac

Green Starry teleports everybody to a different place on Earth, now being in... Edited by ReturnOfIsaac    12:27, 15 August 2019Chase McFly

Yet another Target Diner, where we enjoy some pizza and will be locked in for the next 100 posts. 12:27, 15 August 2019 ReturnOfIsaac

Green Starry looks outside and says : "Well, it's dark outside." He then gets back to eating his pizza, when suddenly he freezes in fear as a thunder strike is heard outside. 13:24, 15 August 2019 BalloonyFan6789

This character's name is completely normal, and not unusual then throws her pizza into a computer in shock. 15:05, 15 August 2019 ReturnOfIsaac

Wesley says : "Wow, what a waste of food." 15:07, 15 August 2019 CaptainCape

Michael Rosen appears out of nowhere, saying: 'Don't throw pizza into computer,' then vanishes. 15:26, 15 August 2019 Views06

Principal of the Thing appears as well, "No vanishing in the halls!" he says. But he cannot find Michael, so is now repeatedly circling the area.

Benelux: Looks like there's only one way to defuse him.

Benelux begins to drink a BSODA he had been saving up.

Principal of the Thing: No drinking drinks in the halls!

Benelux is sent to the middle of the forest, because there is no detention. In the detention he finds... 03:24, 16 August 2019 BalloonyFan6789

A cookie! He tries to eat it, not knowing it's alive. 05:27, 16 August 2019 Yola65CC Yola65CC

After he eats it, he falls in a portal and ends up in the town of Burnt Corn, Alabama. 06:06, 16 August 2019 Views06

Burnt Corn had been torn up by the continental drift towards Africa. 07:31, 16 August 2019 ReturnOfIsaac

Green Starry is still frozen in fear. 07:50, 16 August 2019 BalloonyFan6789

Cape then uses a flamethrower to try and defrost him. 10:21, 16 August 2019 ReturnOfIsaac

Green Starry says : "T-t-thanks..." and then proceeds to hide under a table. 10:23, 16 August 2019 CaptainCape

Principal of the Thing throws our pizzas out of the window. 'No eating in the halls!' he says. 12:49, 16 August 2019 BalloonyFan6789

Then everything turns red for some reason. 12:58, 16 August 2019Chase McFly

Then we realize it’s blood, and there’s a corpse on the ceiling. 13:05, 16 August 2019 SirBenelux

But then, a bunch of Mini Patricks come out of the corpse! This time, the Mini Patricks are zombies. 14:04, 16 August 2019 CaptainCape

The Mini Patricks try to combine into one normal-sized zombie Patrick. 14:05, 16 August 2019 SirBenelux

Zombie Patrick tries to eat our brains, but he is so dumb (comparing to original Patrick), that he doesn't know how to chew through our heads. 14:09, 16 August 2019 ReturnOfIsaac

Wesley grabs a bat, repeatedly whacks the Patrick Zombie, smashes him into mush, puts the remains in a jar and eats it. "Mmmmm... fleshy," he says "Though the skin's a bit crunchy." 14:45, 16 August 2019 CaptainCape

'That's... a bit gross but at least we got rid of him...' I mutter. 18:24, 16 August 2019Chase McFly

Then the fourth wall of the diner collapses, so I say of course it was gross, this is NES. 18:38, 16 August 2019 BalloonyFan6789

The fourth wall is fixed by POTT. "No breaking the fourth wall in the halls!" He says.

Then a big screen appears in front of us. It shows an image of moon rock orbs, zooming out while weird music plays. It shows a spiral of the moon rock, which then turns black, while a creepy wind-like sound plays. The words "VISUAL TECHNOLOGIES SOLUTIONS" also appear on the screen. 18:44, 16 August 2019Chase McFly

Then we hear creepy laughter. 11:18, 17 August 2019 ReturnOfIsaac

Green Starry is already freaked out about the lightning, and hearing the laugh makes him let out a bloodcurdling scream. 12:29, 17 August 2019 CaptainCape

It turns out the laughter comes from a rather creepy The Simpsons short that started to play on the screen. Edited by CaptainCape    12:32, 17 August 2019Chase McFly

The lights flicker again, and we see a smile with groteque teeth and menacing eyes. 12:34, 17 August 2019 CaptainCape

The lights stay on for some seconds, with the face nowhere to be seen, before starting to flicker again. 12:43, 17 August 2019 ReturnOfIsaac

Green Starry justs faints because of how spooked he is. 12:46, 17 August 2019 CaptainCape

'I'm certainly going to have nightmares tonight,' I mutter, terrified. 13:02, 17 August 2019 SuperJoeyBros9 SuperJoeyBros9

I then return from inactivity 17:11, 17 August 2019Chase McFly

Then Joey turns into a ghost! 17:15, 17 August 2019 BalloonyFan6789

Then someone kills me with a fork! 17:55, 17 August 2019 Beanieboy112 Beanieboy112

Forky appears and says "Why am I here?". Then I appear and defend him from the person with the fork. 22:22, 17 August 2019Chase McFly

Kitchen Guy-Guy realizes we've all been shrunken, and we're in  what is to us a literal SuperTarget Diner, so we need to escape. 22:24, 17 August 2019 This reply has been removed SuperJoeyBros9 SuperJoeyBros9

Then... 00:46, 18 August 2019 CaptainCape

...a rat hops in front of us and growls at us! To us, it's the size of a car. 15:12, 18 August 2019 ReturnOfIsaac

Green Starry wakes up, via hearing the growl. He then looks at the rat, and then hisses at it. "Oh, boy," Wesley says "here we go." 07:42, 19 August 2019 TheAlmightyOctopodeOfRandomness TheAlmightyOctopodeOfRandomness

A plate of Stirfri falls from a near table, giving us the chance to hide from the rat!

we hide... 08:20, 19 August 2019 CaptainCape

...in a mousehole. Inside, we encounter Mr. Free, who also shrunk.

'Hello there!' he says. 'Come hide inside this mousehole for FREEEE!' 09:38, 19 August 2019 BalloonyFan6789

I am still dead, but I am revived by someone. The person who revived me is... 09:48, 19 August 2019 TheAlmightyOctopodeOfRandomness TheAlmightyOctopodeOfRandomness

Me and my new aide, Johnathon Maximus The 57th and only, as we finally return after we stopped for lunch with the space-time continuum.

Soon after, Johnathon notices something outside the mousehole. It is... 10:05, 19 August 2019 BalloonyFan6789

A phone! Strangely, it is playing the Visual Technologies Solutions intro that we saw earlier. 11:33, 19 August 2019 TheAlmightyOctopodeOfRandomness TheAlmightyOctopodeOfRandomness

As we go up to the phone, Johnathon chips in and suggests this is a bad idea 11:40, 19 August 2019 BalloonyFan6789

Afterwards, the phone displays a field where a code should be entered. I enter the code 3256, then the data starts loading. After it's loaded, we hear a song that's strangely calming but really catchy. After I hear the song, I instantly find out that this is the German Learning DVD. Edited by BalloonyFan6789    11:49, 19 August 2019Chase McFly

Me: Then the Target Diner ceiling collapses, and everyone dies. The End.

Woofsers: Shut up, besides, we aren’t doing that, you dummy.

Me: Fine, we salvage what we can and burrow underground. 12:10, 19 August 2019 BalloonyFan6789

However, the music playing from the phone turns from calming to creepy! 12:17, 19 August 2019 RockoRama RockoRama

Everyone tries to ignore it and carry on with what they were doing, but everyone is overcome with a sense of dread. 12:20, 19 August 2019 TheAlmightyOctopodeOfRandomness TheAlmightyOctopodeOfRandomness

I quickly enter a new code!

5948

it takes us to a screen of a desolate desert. I put my hand on the phone and my hand goes THROUGH THE PHONE, into the desert! 12:25, 19 August 2019 ReturnOfIsaac

Wesley then enters a code.

7019

It then shows a screen of Kirby doing the Macarena, for some reason. Edited by ReturnOfIsaac    12:46, 19 August 2019 BalloonyFan6789

Then it cuts to a short video of a conversation between Kirby and Yoshi, asking questions from each other. It eventually ends with them eating each other, but a paradox happens and chocolate is wiped out of existence. This all only happens in the video of course. 12:49, 19 August 2019 ReturnOfIsaac

Green Starry asks : "Does anybody know how to get us back to normal size?" 12:56, 19 August 2019 CaptainCape

'I don't know, maybe this phone can reveal it,' I say.

People (and fish) freaking out over all their chocolate being gone appear in the video, and then a deep male voice says: 'As you can see, no one can live without chocolate. So enjoy our pure chocolate!' and the words 'Jack Herksby Chocolate' appear on the screen. 13:00, 19 August 2019 BalloonyFan6789

"So we should eat Jack Herksby Chocolate?" I ask. 13:03, 19 August 2019 SuperJoeyBros9 SuperJoeyBros9

Joey: "Yes." 13:05, 19 August 2019 TheAlmightyOctopodeOfRandomness TheAlmightyOctopodeOfRandomness

We keep on arguing over the phone, until It inexplicably breaks.

We see 4 strange shapes above us and hear the cry “WE ARE THE TELLERS”.

’Who are you?” Green Starry cries.

The Tellers are revealed to be... 13:12, 19 August 2019 SuperJoeyBros9 SuperJoeyBros9

Talking Trash Cans! 13:17, 19 August 2019 TheAlmightyOctopodeOfRandomness TheAlmightyOctopodeOfRandomness

But they were possessed by the spirits of Elon Musk, Bubble Bass, Fireman Sam and Woody from Toy Story.

i say “Welp, this just took a wrong turn”.

The Tellers attack us 13:23, 19 August 2019 BalloonyFan6789

(Do not control Green Starry. Isaac hates it)

But we are able to confuse them with loud music! 13:37, 19 August 2019 TheAlmightyOctopodeOfRandomness TheAlmightyOctopodeOfRandomness

(OK, sorry.)

this helps us escape.

Johnathon says that we need to think of an escape plan. 13:41, 19 August 2019 ReturnOfIsaac

Wesley : "Well, not gonna be any use. We're stuck here till post 206." 13:44, 19 August 2019 BalloonyFan6789

"No breaking the fourth wall in the halls!" POTT says, but I throw him into a computer. "Don't throw POTT into computer." Michael Rosen says. 13:45, 19 August 2019 TheAlmightyOctopodeOfRandomness TheAlmightyOctopodeOfRandomness

Johnathon; “Does this place serve Cheetos?” 13:46, 19 August 2019 SuperJoeyBros9 SuperJoeyBros9

A drunk man comes in

He says: "NOOOOOOOOO!" 13:48, 19 August 2019 TheAlmightyOctopodeOfRandomness TheAlmightyOctopodeOfRandomness

Me: “Thank you T.I.M.E. Now what do we do next. And by the way where the hell are we?” 13:59, 19 August 2019 CaptainCape

(T.I.M.E.'s character is called Foury the Fourth - it's fine, though)

'We're in a Target Diner - but I don't really know in what part of it,' I say. I look around and see wraps of Jack Herksby chocolate everywhere. 14:48, 19 August 2019 ReturnOfIsaac

Green Starry is working on a Growth-Ray, being about 83% done. Edited by ReturnOfIsaac    14:57, 19 August 2019 CaptainCape

I'm trying to build a fortress out of the Jack Herksby wraps for us to hide in. 15:05, 19 August 2019 TheAlmightyOctopodeOfRandomness TheAlmightyOctopodeOfRandomness

Johnathon Maximus supports the fort with empty Cheetos packets 15:09, 19 August 2019 CaptainCape

When the fortress is finished, we all move inside of it.

Until we see Mr. Free giving away the building material... for FREEEE. 18:23, 19 August 2019Chase McFly

So the Ho-sis comes back and is about to eat him, when he sees the fantastic Target Diner food and asks Views for it. 18:36, 19 August 2019 CaptainCape

'Feel free to order it! But you'll still have to pay,' Views replies. Using telekinetic powers, Ho-Sis teleports some money in front of Views and asks if he could have some pizza. 18:52, 19 August 2019 TheAlmightyOctopodeOfRandomness TheAlmightyOctopodeOfRandomness

Before Views can say yes, mysterious hooded figures appear and grab views by the... hand? Card? Box? I dunno. They then disappear, leaving only a note.

We need to find Views! 19:14, 19 August 2019 ReturnOfIsaac

Wesley says : "Is this a joke? We have to save him, but we're still tiny. But then GS zaps everybody with the finalized Growth-Ray, but grows himself by drinking a Growth Potion. 20:31, 19 August 2019 Thefirstblueyoshi2019    Thefirstblueyoshi2019

i watch wesley grow. 23:27, 19 August 2019 TheAlmightyOctopodeOfRandomness TheAlmightyOctopodeOfRandomness

Octo: Views?, Vieeeewws? Ah, we’re never gonna find hi-

-Storage Door opens-

Octo: Oh.

-Octo walks into Storage. He doesn’t come out.

Literally Everyone Else, Unanimously: OH COME ON! 06:52, 20 August 2019 CaptainCape

'We should find out where those hooded creeps took Views to. Even if it costs our lifes,' I say before entering the storage too. 10:04, 20 August 2019 TheAlmightyOctopodeOfRandomness TheAlmightyOctopodeOfRandomness

As he walks into Storage, Cape falls, like Octo, for what seems to be an eternity but he finally lands into a dark room. The lights are turned on and we see... 10:31, 20 August 2019 SirBenelux

...nothing, except for a bunch of The Adventures of Sir Chameleon DVDs. 11:06, 20 August 2019Chase McFly

Then the shelf full of Target Diner food falls on us. 11:24, 20 August 2019 BalloonyFan6789

We all die.

THE END

"Shut up! We aren't doing that, you dummy!" Woofsers Oofsers says.

What actually happens is we survive, but some of us are trapped under piles of food. 11:46, 20 August 2019Chase McFly

It tastes good, but I start seeing bones everywhere. 11:50, 20 August 2019 TheAlmightyOctopodeOfRandomness TheAlmightyOctopodeOfRandomness

Meanwhile, me and Captain Cape are still down with the DVD’s looking for Views. 12:00, 20 August 2019Chase McFly

Then, Soap, Microphone, and Baseball’s ghosts arrive to taunt us. 12:03, 20 August 2019 CaptainCape

Baseball's ghost: 'Mwuhahaha! You won't ever leave this place!'

Soap's ghost: 'In Hell, I will grate you for all eternity!'

Me: 'Never really liked your grater anyways.'

I somehow punch Soap's ghost in the face. 12:06, 20 August 2019 TheAlmightyOctopodeOfRandomness TheAlmightyOctopodeOfRandomness

Johnathon: Wait... these ghosts are punchable...

Johnathon punches Microphone’s “Ghost”.

”Then that must mean they’re not ghosts! But how?” 12:19, 20 August 2019 BalloonyFan6789

Suitcase appears out of nowhere and says "They are actually robots!" Afterwards, she kicks Cape and disappears.

"Wow, I thought she was WAY nicer than that." I say after she disappears. Edited by BalloonyFan6789    12:25, 20 August 2019 TheAlmightyOctopodeOfRandomness TheAlmightyOctopodeOfRandomness

John Finnemore (British Comedian) pops up and makes an obligatory joke about robot takeovers 12:32, 20 August 2019 CaptainCape

Baseball says: 'You're obligatory!' and kicks John Finnemore. 'But that joke was actually good.' 13:53, 20 August 2019 ReturnOfIsaac

Green Starry just simply says : "Leave." 14:11, 20 August 2019 TheAlmightyOctopodeOfRandomness TheAlmightyOctopodeOfRandomness

Johnathon: So, guys, what are we gonna do about the cartoonish robot items you guys hate for whatever reason? 14:29, 20 August 2019 SirBenelux

Meanwhile, in Burnt Corn...

I look around the ruins of the town left over from the continental drift.

"Man, this place is rogue..." I say, before noticing an abandonded building with an industrial facade, broken windows and mulched dirt in the place of grass. "But that place is even roguer... Imma go check it out."

I go to the building, but once I go in, I fall into a tunnel that leads to the hooded figures' (the ones that took Views) secret base.

"What the..." I say. I then look around, and see a bunch of hooded figures doing a ritual. Edited by SirBenelux    14:59, 20 August 2019 TheAlmightyOctopodeOfRandomness TheAlmightyOctopodeOfRandomness

They are repeating the words “ALL PRAISE THE TELLERS!” Over and over. There are 4 portraits on the wall of hooded figures. Beneath them there are plaques that say: Teller E, Teller B, Teller F and Teller W. Edited by TheAlmightyOctopodeOfRandomness    18:00, 20 August 2019 ReturnOfIsaac

Suddenly everybody but Views is behind Benelux. "Hey, mate," Green Starry says "wassup?" 18:00, 20 August 2019 SuperJoeyBros9 SuperJoeyBros9

We get confused 18:04, 20 August 2019 ReturnOfIsaac

Green Starry says : "No worries, bois. Just some good ol' fashioned teleportation. Come to think of it, why didn't I teleport us all to escape like, 50 asks earlier?" 18:07, 20 August 2019 CaptainCape

'I actually never knew you could teleport! Actually, I didn't knew I could teleport myself either,' I say. 18:12, 20 August 2019 ReturnOfIsaac

Green Starry asks : "How do you think we got into that locked Target Diner, mate?" 18:17, 20 August 2019 CaptainCape

'I suspect there's some kind of portal thing connecting all Target Diners together. Would also explain why we teleport into other Diners often,' I reply. 18:49, 20 August 2019Chase McFly

“A portal...” I say. “Or it’s all haunted,” 18:51, 20 August 2019 CaptainCape

'Or both,' I add. 'Which seems likely.' 19:00, 20 August 2019 ReturnOfIsaac

Green Starry : "We're going to have to do this nice and quiet." 19:05, 20 August 2019 BalloonyFan6789

CheeseCrocker then asks "Hey, can I eat some grass?" 06:25, 21 August 2019 CaptainCape

'Here, have this lawnmower grass,' I say and I give CheeseCrocker a bag filled with grass. 09:57, 21 August 2019 BalloonyFan6789

"Thanks." Cheese says, and starts eating the grass. 10:00, 21 August 2019 TheAlmightyOctopodeOfRandomness TheAlmightyOctopodeOfRandomness

John Finnemore pops up and makes a joke about CheesCrocker eating grass. 10:34, 21 August 2019 This reply has been removed CaptainCape

'Where do you actually get all those jokes from?' I ask John Finnemore. 13:10, 21 August 2019 TheAlmightyOctopodeOfRandomness TheAlmightyOctopodeOfRandomness

John: Just my BBC Radio series, John Finnemore’s Souvenir Programme! 14:04, 21 August 2019 CaptainCape

'But what's that?' I ask him while pointing at a joke book he's hiding behind his back. 15:23, 21 August 2019 BalloonyFan6789

"A joke book." he says. "By Zeven T. Five." 15:29, 21 August 2019 CaptainCape

'Someone mentioned me?' Zeven T. Five says while fading in. 15:52, 21 August 2019 TheAlmightyOctopodeOfRandomness TheAlmightyOctopodeOfRandomness

Before John Finnemore can make a joke about fraud, a Teller (one of the hooded people that kidnapped Views) appears behind him and knocks him out. “THE TELLERS WILL REIGN SUPREME. YOU WILL NEVER PASS!” She says, preparing to fight. 15:55, 21 August 2019 ReturnOfIsaac

Green Starry says : "I'd rather die. Oh, wait. I can't. Besides, you don't have a chance to win. I'm extremely powerful, as Power Stars should be." Edited by ReturnOfIsaac    16:20, 21 August 2019 TheAlmightyOctopodeOfRandomness TheAlmightyOctopodeOfRandomness

This prompts the Teller to get mad, and she starts squabbling with the group. However, she is suddenly burnt to a crisp and brutally killed by a huge, floating Teller behind her, who matches the appearance of Teller E. He holds a flamethrower. Teller E lifts his hood up, and turns out to be...

ELON MUSK.

“Elon Musk? Well that was anticlimactic.” says Robo-Baseball, before being similarly killed by Elon.

A group of tellers holding flamethrowers appear and surround us.

Elon: LET THE MERRIMENTS BEGIN! 16:36, 21 August 2019 ReturnOfIsaac

Wesley grabs an axe which was conveniently next to him on the floor. He then throws it at one of the tellers, cutting their head clean off. 16:58, 21 August 2019 TheAlmightyOctopodeOfRandomness TheAlmightyOctopodeOfRandomness

John Finnemore pops up and makes a joke about killing a Teller with a mace, then kills a Teller with a mace. 17:06, 21 August 2019 CaptainCape

Michael Rosen appears, says 'Don't throw Teller into computer,' and throws another Teller into a computer and empties the computer's trash can, wiping the teller out of existence. He then vanishes. 18:26, 21 August 2019Chase McFly

Then Zeven T. Five gets possessed. 18:30, 21 August 2019 TheAlmightyOctopodeOfRandomness TheAlmightyOctopodeOfRandomness

Bill wurtz is one of the Tellers and has a nice time fighting with Octo and then dies in a tornado 18:51, 21 August 2019Chase McFly

He’s the one possessing Zeven, and goes to destroy some Target Diners. 19:07, 21 August 2019 TheAlmightyOctopodeOfRandomness TheAlmightyOctopodeOfRandomness

As the Tellers go one by one, and only Zeven (Posessed), Wurtz and Musk are remaining as Eugene %. Krabs snips the head off a Teller 19:21, 21 August 2019 ReturnOfIsaac

Wesley starts looking through his collection of guns, throwing most of them away. "Wind gun, no. Water gun, no. Thunder gun, DEFINITE NO. Ice gun, YES." He says, He then blasts most of the tellers with it, freezing them. Edited by ReturnOfIsaac    20:39, 21 August 2019Chase McFly

Then more Target Diners get destroyed by an unknown force. 20:53, 21 August 2019 TheAlmightyOctopodeOfRandomness TheAlmightyOctopodeOfRandomness

Only Elon Musk remains. He smites a Target diner, then turns his attention to us. The base starts filling with lava. 06:56, 22 August 2019 ReturnOfIsaac

Green Starry grabs everybody, including Views, except Elon and gets the heck out of the base by flying. Edited by ReturnOfIsaac    08:07, 22 August 2019Chase McFly

We go to a new Target Diner and sit down to eat. 10:36, 22 August 2019 ReturnOfIsaac

Green Starry says : "Okay. We may have defeated the tellers, but we still ain't done yet." 10:42, 22 August 2019 BalloonyFan6789

As the Target Diner is located in the middle of India, people start talking in Hindi. 10:58, 22 August 2019 TheAlmightyOctopodeOfRandomness TheAlmightyOctopodeOfRandomness

जॉन फिनमोर पॉप अप करते हैं और हिंदी में हिंदी बोलने का मजाक बनाते हैं

(John Finnemore pop ap karate hain aur hindee mein hindee bolane ka majaak banaate hain) 11:24, 22 August 2019Chase McFly

I ask Octo to get the translator device as I eat a Target Cake. 11:27, 22 August 2019 BalloonyFan6789

He gets the translator device and translates it.

"That is yet another joke, about speaking in Hindi!" he says. 11:39, 22 August 2019 TheAlmightyOctopodeOfRandomness TheAlmightyOctopodeOfRandomness

Octo: what it’s saying is “John Finnemore pops up and makes a joke about speaking in Hindi- in Hindi 11:40, 22 August 2019 ReturnOfIsaac

Green Starry sighs and says : "Why does this guy exist?" 11:49, 22 August 2019 SirBenelux

"Guys, there's something I need to tell you." I say.

"What is it?" says Cape.

"I was born in a city in Luxembourg called Remich, raised by my dad Luxembourg (there's like a million Luxembourgballs in the universe) and my mom Lady Kosovo (the female equivalent of Kosovo, also, there's like a million Kosovoballs in the universe)." I say. "I even had a sister named Luxovo."

"But what about your brothers SirVenelux, SirTenelux, and SirCenelux?" says Chase.

"Oh, they were just Tidal Zone illusions." I say. "A years' long trickery...until I realized that they were just fakes."

"Wait. If your sister's name is Luxovo, then why is your name SirBenelux?" says Views.

"My real name is Kosembourg." I say. "Sir Benelux was just a nickname I used during my days as a knight."

"You were a knight?" says Four. "Awesome!"

"Yes, it was kinda awesome, but some time I quit being a knight and decided to open up a sub sandwich restaurant called "Sir Benelux's Super Sub Sandwiches", and it was so popular and widespread that it made old Subway SquarePants jealous." I say. "Some time ago, I stepped down as CEO, but my subs are still a hit though. And you might not wanna know about my skin. When I went to the dry cleaners to pick up my cleaned skin, I realized that there was a blue permanent unwashable smudge that turned the Kosovo on my skin to a Luxembourg and I couldn't get it off, that's why before this part began, I made a new skin, same as my old one but with a Kosovo instead of a Luxembourg, and put it on. Oh, and did I mention that my skin has Kosovo's flag with Luxembourg's coloring? Well, good thought, because my sister's skin has Luxembourg's flag with Kosovo's coloring. Oh, and one more thing: my last name. My last name isn't von Luxembourg, because that was a part of my nickname I used in my knight days. It's Doppler. My sister's last name is Doppler, and my dad's last name is Doppler, and my mom's last name is Doppler, but before that it was Ravenoja. And that's the end of my story. Mic drop." 11:54, 22 August 2019Chase McFly

“Then who were those two parents you bumped into in your dream when we were tortured by the Incidentals?” I ask. “They were Serbia and Albania balls named SirSenelux and Mrs. Alenelux,” Edited by Chase McFly    12:03, 22 August 2019 This reply has been removed SirBenelux

"Oh them?" I say. "They were just some Tellers disguised as those parents." 14:03, 22 August 2019Chase McFly

“So The Incidentals projected real malicious presences into our dreams?” I ask. “That’s so creepy...” 16:13, 22 August 2019 CaptainCape Epac&amp;#039;s postcard

The postcard 'There's also something I forgot to tell you guys. I found this in my mailbox a week after our adventure with the Incidentals,' I say while showing a postcard sent by Epac. 18:15, 22 August 2019 ReturnOfIsaac

Wesley says : "Hearing you guys talk about these people make me want to ask ya. Who ARE the Incidentals?" 18:19, 22 August 2019 BalloonyFan6789

"They're an evil group of fish with numbered names. They shut down when their leader was eaten by that giant cat." I say. 18:25, 22 August 2019Chase McFly

Then John Linnel and John Flansburgh arrive. “We were actually alive during Part 19, just faked it!” 18:28, 22 August 2019 CaptainCape

Then Postman Pat comes in too and points at the postcard. 'Uh-oh, there's no stamp on that card!' he says. 18:31, 22 August 2019Chase McFly

Then Views gets a stamper and stamps it, but monsters arrive. 18:38, 22 August 2019 Thefirstblueyoshi2019 Thefirstblueyoshi2019

i see the monster and scream and then cartoony stuff happens 23:29, 22 August 2019Chase McFly

Then John Linnel duplicates a thousand times and chases us to another Target Diner. 23:38, 22 August 2019 TheAlmightyOctopodeOfRandomness TheAlmightyOctopodeOfRandomness

John Finnemore pops up and makes a joke about monsters. 07:12, 23 August 2019 BalloonyFan6789

CheeseCrocker asks John Finnemore to stop making jokes. Edited by BalloonyFan6789    08:33, 23 August 2019 TheAlmightyOctopodeOfRandomness TheAlmightyOctopodeOfRandomness

Paul Merton pops up and makes a joke about John Finnemore being told to Stop making jokes by a slice of cheese 09:15, 23 August 2019 BalloonyFan6789

CheeseCrocker gets really annoyed by all the jokes and shoots John Finnemore with a gun. 09:25, 23 August 2019 TheAlmightyOctopodeOfRandomness TheAlmightyOctopodeOfRandomness

John Finnemore swapped all the guns for nerf guns. 09:46, 23 August 2019 This reply has been removed ReturnOfIsaac

Green Starry is fending off the monsters via MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAVVMUDAMUDA 10:00, 23 August 2019 BalloonyFan6789

John Finnemore makes a joke about using MUDAMUDAMUDA. 10:11, 23 August 2019 ReturnOfIsaac

Green Starry then MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA's John Finnemore out of existence. 10:18, 23 August 2019 SirBenelux

But John Finnemore sabotaged Green Starry's MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA, so he still exists. And then, as a cherry on top, John Finnemore makes a joke about monsters (again). Edited by SirBenelux    11:04, 23 August 2019 CaptainCape

'We should focus on defeating the monsters, not killing John Finnemore,' I say. As a response, John Finnemore makes a joke about people trying to kill him. 13:36, 23 August 2019Chase McFly

Then John Flansburgh kills him and gives us Pokey-Eye soup. 14:04, 23 August 2019 CaptainCape

However, Paul Merton seems to be allergic to grapes. Did I ever mention that my bones are filled with grape juice? Well, they are.

Anyways, the others rush him to the Target Diner Hospital. 14:43, 23 August 2019 SuperJoeyBros9 SuperJoeyBros9

But then... 15:23, 23 August 2019 TheAlmightyOctopodeOfRandomness TheAlmightyOctopodeOfRandomness

Andy Hamilton and David Mitchell pop up and make a joke about hospital, then revive John Finnemore and cure Paul Merton, together they form the immortal League Of British Comedians, destined to make a joke about random situations Edited by TheAlmightyOctopodeOfRandomness    19:35, 23 August 2019 CaptainCape

I crawl out of the cauldron with soup, traumatised, and the League of British Comedians makes a joke about Pokey-Soup. 15:35, 23 August 2019 BalloonyFan6789

However, Cape accidentally opens a portal that sucks us all in, teleporting us to the Åland Islands! 15:49, 23 August 2019Chase McFly

There’s yet another Target Diner there, so we go in. 18:15, 23 August 2019 CaptainCape

Inside, we see a monster made of dodos and ketchup. At least, we hope it is ketchup... 18:38, 23 August 2019Chase McFly

I then analyze it. “Definitely blood, like cat blood,” I step back, traumatized. 18:44, 23 August 2019 CaptainCape

The monster furiously screeches/roars/whatevers at us with at least six dodo heads. 'I... I wouldn't call this place safe,' I say, backing away too. 18:46, 23 August 2019 TheAlmightyOctopodeOfRandomness TheAlmightyOctopodeOfRandomness

We back into a trapdoor!

Underground, it looks like some sort of apocalyptic bunker.

The words “SUMMON HYMME” are scrawled all over the wall multiple times. 19:34, 23 August 2019 ReturnOfIsaac

Green Starry flies toward the monster, slaps all the heads and says "Shut up." 19:34, 23 August 2019 TheAlmightyOctopodeOfRandomness TheAlmightyOctopodeOfRandomness

Meanwhile In the bunker...

We see a flyer for Bubble Bass, President Of Everything. Over the flyer is written “MUSK TELLS THE KEY”

Johnathon “ Dude, is that the same Musk from the tellers? 20:28, 23 August 2019Chase McFly

Sighing, I open the door in front of me, which leads to another Target Diner. 14:08, 24 August 2019 SirBenelux

The Target Diner is located on Uranus, but suddenly, John Finnemore pops up and makes a joke about the Target Diner being on Uranus. 14:11, 24 August 2019Chase McFly

Then the NES censors return. 14:21, 24 August 2019 SirBenelux

John Finnemore says it wasn't his fault, but the NES censors say that the joke about the Target Diner being on Uranus was referencing butts, and that was innapropriate. Edited by SirBenelux    14:25, 24 August 2019 ReturnOfIsaac

Green Starry says : "Who are THESE guys?" 14:33, 24 August 2019 BalloonyFan6789

"They're British comedians." I say, but then we all fall into a portal that teleports us to Cuptopia!

There, we find a guy who says "Today is a very special day!" 14:50, 24 August 2019Chase McFly

Views doesn’t listen and scans the country to make sure it’s clear of sponges.

I then ask why it’s special. 14:58, 24 August 2019 BalloonyFan6789

He says: "It's August 24!" And August 24 is always very special! 14:59, 24 August 2019 CaptainCape

'August 24?' I open a CupparNote file on my iKapa

'August 24... August 24... Oh, here it is. Acep's brithday!' I say while reading it. I open CupparTube to make the phone play 'Happy Birthday'. 18:25, 24 August 2019Chase McFly

Then Acep comments, “Thanks, but the last Target on Gravildus closed, you know how important they are for us to practice archery in the immense space, we use the clothing in many food products, and the shelves to store Pokey-Eye delicacies,” 18:35, 24 August 2019 CaptainCape

'Oh, sad... Here's a gift for your 58th birthday!' I give Acep a present. He opens it, revealing... Edited by CaptainCape    18:44, 24 August 2019Chase McFly

A brand-new portable Target with a Diner!

“Make sure it’s not haunted like this one,” I mutter, as I notice ghosts flying through the ceiling lights. 18:48, 24 August 2019 CaptainCape

'Don't worry, it aren't ghosts! It are just moths,' I say.

After a moment of silence, I add: 'Unfortunate critters, used to dwelling around through the dark, cold skies, now trapped inside the glass container that heatens every moment, helplessly banging into the glass and being unable to escape their demise of being burnt to ashes by the unforgiving heat...' Edited by CaptainCape    18:55, 24 August 2019Chase McFly

Then I find this particular Target Diner is built on an old MMS floor, and Mickey’s ghost appears. He’s the one driving Cape crazy. Edited by Chase McFly    19:00, 24 August 2019 CaptainCape

The ghost maniacally laughs as he makes a knife hover and then throws it at us. Edited by CaptainCape    19:01, 24 August 2019Chase McFly

I can’t stop the knife from hitting Cape despite my best efforts, and grape juice starts oozing out. Mickey then takes this opportunity to possess Cape.

“Cape, are you alright?” I ask Mickey in Cape’s body. He’s foaming at the mouth and looking at CheeseCrocker. 19:04, 24 August 2019 ReturnOfIsaac

Green Starry looks at Cape, who is really Mickey in Cape’s body. He then looks at Chase and asks him "What's going on?" 19:08, 24 August 2019 Views06

Chase tells him what's going on, but goes too far into detail. 19:34, 24 August 2019Chase McFly

This causes Green Starry to disappear, then the lights go out and CheeseCrocker disappears too. I see some cheese-like crumbs on Cape (Mickey’s) leg. 19:37, 24 August 2019 Views06

Chase shrugs it off, but then the lights go out again, and Views is missing, and Cape has cardboard pieces around his mouth.

Chase: Wait, Pokey-eyes get indigestion when they eat cardboard... I think I may know what's going on... 02:57, 25 August 2019Chase McFly

Then Mickey bars up Views and possesses Benelux instead, eating Views again. We all faint, grossed out. Edited by Chase McFly    03:01, 25 August 2019 TheAlmightyOctopodeOfRandomness TheAlmightyOctopodeOfRandomness

The League Of British Comedians make a joke about possession. 06:53, 25 August 2019 Views06

But karma quickly comes back to bite them, as they get possessed by the rest of the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse cast. 07:10, 25 August 2019 ReturnOfIsaac

Wesley : AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 08:30, 25 August 2019 SirBenelux

"Mmm... that was some tasty cardboard." I say, still possessed. 09:11, 25 August 2019 CaptainCape

'Are you... Are you alright, Benelux? You don't usually eat cardboard,' I say.

'Yes, I'm fine!' Benelux says in a high squeaky voice, just like Mickey's. 09:38, 25 August 2019 BalloonyFan6789

"You also got possessed, Benelux?" I say, but I also get possessed! I also notice that Wesley and GS just randomly disappeared! Edited by BalloonyFan6789    10:46, 25 August 2019 ReturnOfIsaac

A wormhole appears, and GS and Wesley come out of it. 10:51, 25 August 2019 BalloonyFan6789

"Where were you guys?" Cape asks. 11:08, 25 August 2019 SirBenelux Dustman Then, out of nowhere, Dust Man sucks up Mickey's ghost out of me using his vacuum head, and he does the same thing with Four. 11:10, 25 August 2019 BalloonyFan6789

When I am normal again, I start forgetting stuff, and eventually faint. 11:14, 25 August 2019 SirBenelux

Dust Man then realizes that he accidentally sucked up Four's memory, so he puts it back in Four using his release function. 11:18, 25 August 2019 CaptainCape

John Finnemore makes a joke about being possessed by Donald Duck, before laughing like Donald Duck. 12:02, 25 August 2019Chase McFly

Then John Flansburgh hits him. “I swear, Target Diner is cursed,” I mutter. 12:18, 25 August 2019 CaptainCape

Suddenly, a cook walks up to us.

Cook: 'I want nectar.'

Chase: 'What happened to HIM?'

Me: 'Seems like the moths were actually ghosts of the moths that have been trapped in the ceiling lights for years now. And I think they've possessed the cook.'

The cook grabs a flamethrower and tries to burn the ceiling lights with it.

Cook: 'Sweet revenge!'

Me: 'And there's my proof.' 12:24, 25 August 2019Chase McFly

Then Shrkjork appears. 12:31, 25 August 2019 TheAlmightyOctopodeOfRandomness TheAlmightyOctopodeOfRandomness

I summon my army of Octopodes to attack the cook. However, a group of Pikmin (the octopode’s natural prey) appear and they get distracted. 14:16, 25 August 2019 SuperJoeyBros9 SuperJoeyBros9

It results in super smash bros battle 14:44, 25 August 2019 ReturnOfIsaac

Green Starry just randomly says : "Despacito." 14:54, 25 August 2019 CaptainCape

Shrkjork crushes the cook with his massive weight of over 100 kg, then rolls on top of the Pikmin. I pet him while saying 'Good boy!' 15:37, 25 August 2019 TheAlmightyOctopodeOfRandomness TheAlmightyOctopodeOfRandomness

As a little-known master chef, Octo sortés a Blue Pikmin and serve it up with potatoes, ketchup and baked beans.

Octo: Anyone want a Sorté Pikmin? 06:16, 26 August 2019Chase McFly

Views raises his hand. "I'm open to new foods," Views says. "If it's really good, you'll be hired at Target Cafe," 10:40, 26 August 2019 SirBenelux

Before Views can taste the Sorté Pikmin, the ghost of Jacob Marley appears, saying that we will be visited by three ghosts. 11:34, 26 August 2019 CaptainCape

'Does that really have to happen now? I've already seen enough ghosts for now,' I respond. 12:02, 26 August 2019 This reply has been removed TheAlmightyOctopodeOfRandomness TheAlmightyOctopodeOfRandomness

Out of nowhere, The Justidiots League appears! They have no sense of humour and are unfathomably stupid and the rivals to the LOBC. Introducing

Conspiracy Theorist Joe, the insane conspiracy theorist who believes the earth is in the shape of Dash from The Incredibles

Glass Cannon, she has one good attack then dies

Olivander Yeetington, with the ability to send unconvincing scam emails

Doctor Uranium, the trainee intergalactic explorer who has severe delusions of grandeur.

they start punching Marley, unknowing that he is a ghost and they are punching thin air.

meanwhile, I offer Captain Cape some Sorte Pikmin. 19:52, 26 August 2019Chase McFly

The ghost of NES Past (he looks like Squidward) whisks Views away to the past (Chapter 2), where he is playing happily with SpongeBob. 19:59, 26 August 2019 ReturnOfIsaac

Green Starry looks at where Views just was and asks "WHERE'S VIEWS?!" 20:01, 26 August 2019Chase McFly

“Hopefully not with Mickey Mouse,” I say, before realizing Rocko’s gone too. 20:24, 26 August 2019 SirBenelux

We then find out that Rocko just walked off and smacked into a glass pane after noticing that Views has disappeared. 09:12, 27 August 2019 ReturnOfIsaac

GS is gone again. 09:28, 27 August 2019Chase McFly

Then Rocko is whisked away to see his present effects. Which of us will be whisked to the future? 10:36, 27 August 2019 MrWriting76

whilst no-one is looking, scrooge flies by on a flying armchair 13:21, 27 August 2019 MrWriting76

before crashing into abraham lincoln who is riding a beeunicornwarthog. 13:22, 27 August 2019 MrWriting76

of course, no-one was looking so it contributed to the story as much as i have so far. 13:23, 27 August 2019 TheAlmightyOctopodeOfRandomness TheAlmightyOctopodeOfRandomness

Johnathon Maximus The 57th And Only asks to go to the future 13:24, 27 August 2019 MrWriting76 reply to #328

(not at all)   anyway, johnathon is whisked away into the future to experience his inner demons in peace. 13:29, 27 August 2019 BalloonyFan6789

MrWriting76 is then sent to the Australian Pie Factory. 14:17, 27 August 2019 Thefirstblueyoshi2019 Thefirstblueyoshi2019

i watch him at the pie factory 17:43, 27 August 2019 SuperJoeyBros9 SuperJoeyBros9

But it turns out it's a bomb factory (ThErE bOmBs) 17:48, 27 August 2019Chase McFly

Then the bombs turn some people into zombies, and they attack Target Diner. 18:01, 27 August 2019 CaptainCape

'The pie was a lie!' I randomly exclaim as I try to fend off the zombies. 18:32, 27 August 2019Chase McFly

Then Cape discovers a video game in the Target Diner wall called “Pokey-Portal: The Key to Defeating Zombies”. 18:34, 27 August 2019 CaptainCape

I boot it up and I'm welcomed by a cyborg Pokey-Eye called REcSTE. 18:52, 27 August 2019Chase McFly

REcSTE says the goal of the game is to defeat zombies and other things by shooting the device at them, kinda like Pokémon Go. It teleports them into the game. 18:57, 27 August 2019 CaptainCape

I ask REcSTE what will happen to the zombies once they're inside the game. 12:34, 28 August 2019Chase McFly

REcSTE says they will disintegrate. 12:36, 28 August 2019 MrWriting76

THE AUSTRALIAN PIE BOMB ZOMBIES DESTROY THE GAME 12:40, 28 August 2019 Tomodachidudeball Tomodachidudeball

In a similar manner to what happens to people affected by the Thanos snap 12:41, 28 August 2019 CaptainCape

Another version of the game appears on a different wall. 'You thought you could kill me, eh?' REcSTE says. 12:42, 28 August 2019 MrWriting76

plus, REcSTE becomes existent IRL. 12:54, 28 August 2019Chase McFly

Then Klirork grabs REcSTE and aims him at a zombie cat, who then turns normal. “Hi, I’m Clarek,” The cat says. 13:06, 28 August 2019 BalloonyFan6789

Someone then comes driving a Mini Cooper, killing two zombies in the process. This person is called the "Mini Cooper Man". 13:11, 28 August 2019 CaptainCape

'Hey, that's my Mini Cooper!' I yell and run after the Mini Cooper Man. 13:14, 28 August 2019 MrWriting76

the mini cooper is run over by a LARGE cooper, driven by two strange entities.

(their names are jerry and dave.) Edited by MrWriting76    13:50, 28 August 2019 ReturnOfIsaac

Green Starry looks at the two and says : "Oh, It's a monkey and a rock." 13:50, 28 August 2019 MrWriting76

Dave stares into GS' soul and the mini cooper man disintegrates.

Jerry devours glass cannon (member of the justidiots league) in annoyance. Edited by MrWriting76    14:02, 28 August 2019 BalloonyFan6789

"Hey, do you like tennis?" I ask a zombie. "If yes, then take this!" and I throw a tennis ball at its face, killing it. 13:57, 28 August 2019 MrWriting76

the zombie says : "hey, that's bullying!" before BECOMING THE TENNIS BALL. 13:59, 28 August 2019 ReturnOfIsaac

Green Starry plays a trap remix of the X-Files theme on a boombox. 14:05, 28 August 2019 MrWriting76

dave does not like this "music."

the boombox disintegrates. 14:06, 28 August 2019 CaptainCape

I pick up the pile of burning metal that's left of Mini Cooper Man's Mini Cooper and throw it at a zombie. 14:09, 28 August 2019 Views06

Then, Painfully Honest Buhdeuce, being the sophisticated person he is, tries to crush Dave down into a diamond. It succeeds. 14:10, 28 August 2019 BalloonyFan6789

However, he is STILL alive as a diamond, but now his voice sounds similar to Firey's voice. 14:12, 28 August 2019 ReturnOfIsaac

Green Starry says : "Oh wow it's Buhdeuce from Breadwinners." 14:17, 28 August 2019 MrWriting76

Dave presses command + z and is a rock again. (p.s. Dave has no voice. he does not talk. he's a rock.) Edited by MrWriting76    14:18, 28 August 2019 SirBenelux

"I am not Buhdeuce, I'm Painfully Honest Buhdeuce, I'm one of the Buhdeuce clones." says Painfully Honest Buhdeuce. 14:19, 28 August 2019 MrWriting76

Painfully Honest Buhdeuce's glasses turn into vicious monsters and attempt to eat him. 14:21, 28 August 2019 SirBenelux

Luckily, Plankton uses his molecular rearranger ray to turn the glasses monsters into a Chumburger. 14:24, 28 August 2019 MrWriting76

meanwhile, (well, not meanwhile) Johnathon Maximus The 57th And Only is enjoying sunbathing in the far future of NES Story. Edited by MrWriting76    14:25, 28 August 2019 SirBenelux

But however, necromancers attack the place! 14:27, 28 August 2019 BalloonyFan6789

He attacks the necromancers with a fork, but one of them manages to block it while shouting "CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP!" Edited by BalloonyFan6789    14:28, 28 August 2019 MrWriting76

T.I.M.E.poral is doused in Chicken Noodle Soup. 14:29, 28 August 2019 SirBenelux

(His character's name is Foury the Fourth but T.I.M.E.poral works too)

But the chicken noodle soup turns into a bowl of hot lava! 14:30, 28 August 2019 BalloonyFan6789

I disintegrate the lava with my laser gun. 14:31, 28 August 2019 MrWriting76

the lava is actually Salsa!

(mild, reduced salt, partially sentient, homegrown) Edited by MrWriting76    14:35, 28 August 2019 SirBenelux

"Your crazy, MrWriting, its really lava." says Better SirBenelux. "But now its gone."

(Just like It's (a character in NES Story), Better SirBenelux is unable to distinguish its and it's, as well as your and you're) Edited by SirBenelux    14:39, 28 August 2019 MrWriting76

... forged in the fires of mount vesuvius.. ingredients: Magma, Obsidian, Tomato Puree... 14:41, 28 August 2019 SirBenelux

Jacob Marley's ghost arrives to take Views, Rocko and Johnathon back to where we all are. 14:45, 28 August 2019 MrWriting76

...and a smidgen of salt for extra zip!

(p.s. johnathon has an ancient rivalry against dave for some unknown reason.) Edited by MrWriting76    14:49, 28 August 2019 SirBenelux

John Finnemore pops up and makes a joke about Johnathon having an ancient rivalry against Dave. 14:52, 28 August 2019 BalloonyFan6789

Mr. Free looks at a zombie and says: "Well, do you want a Bullet Wound? If yes, you can for FREE!" Afterwards, he splashes a Bullet Wound cocktail in its face and shoots at it with a gun. Edited by BalloonyFan6789    14:54, 28 August 2019 MrWriting76

dave, jerry and johnathon all turn to face john finnemore with blank expressions before john finnemore disintegrates, is devoured/strangled and pelted with handfuls of expired cheetos. 14:54, 28 August 2019 SirBenelux

However, John Finnemore is immortal, so he remains alive. 14:55, 28 August 2019 MrWriting76

john finnemore makes a joke about being immortal.

Jacob Marley's ghost forces john finnemore into the big bang. P02y7j1m

JOHN FINNEMORE IN ALL HIS NATURAL BEAUTY Edited by MrWriting76    15:01, 28 August 2019 SirBenelux

But John Finnemore teleports Jacob Marley to the center of the Earth. 14:59, 28 August 2019 MrWriting76

jacob marley's ghost's ghost phases through john finnemore. 15:02, 28 August 2019 BalloonyFan6789

Then Jack Winters' ghost, who is also in the center of the Earth, sees Jacob Marley's ghost and gets scared for some reason. 15:02, 28 August 2019 MrWriting76

jack winters' ghost runs away to the center/centre of venus

john finnemore smiles victoriously before undergoing mitosis

eighty-four thousand, two hundred and sixty five times Edited by MrWriting76    15:13, 28 August 2019 CaptainCape

Then, all the John Finnemores and Jacob Marley's ghost's ghost see me. I'm also at the center of Earth for some reason, with a bag of popcorn.

'Why are y'all looking at me? Just continue that epic fight scene,' I say while eating some more popcorn. 15:43, 28 August 2019 BalloonyFan6789

I am ALSO at the center of the earth, along with my new friend Cakey. Cakey eats a cake, and I tell him it is cannibalism. However, someone who is ALSO at the center of the earth says "It's not cannibalism because the cake he ate isn't sentient!" 15:46, 28 August 2019 CaptainCape

Everyone at the center of the Earth gets into a debate about whether or not it was cannibalism. Foury, me and - surprisingly - Cakey think it's cannibalism, while the John Finnemores, Jacob Marley's ghost's ghost and the random guy think it's not cannibalism. 15:51, 28 August 2019 BalloonyFan6789

However, the random guy fails to realize Cakey is a sentient being and eats him. However, he is revived by one of the John Finnemores. 15:56, 28 August 2019 CaptainCape

The random guy randomly starts yelling: 'Go forward, roll in an airplane! Come on Lee Booty, drop dead!' 16:04, 28 August 2019 MrWriting76

John Finnemore pops up and makes a joke about commenting using a different device And Green Starry pops up and makes a joke about pretending to be John finnemore. Half of the John finnemores disintegrate as Dave gets slightly annoyed. Edited by MrWriting76    16:38, 28 August 2019Chase McFly

Then Views herds us into another Target Diner and Michael Rosen throws all the Johns into computer. 16:46, 28 August 2019 ReturnOfIsaac

Wesley asks : "Is this one haunted?" 16:57, 28 August 2019Chase McFly

“Not if we get rid of these pesky Johns,” Michael laughs. 17:00, 28 August 2019 BalloonyFan6789

Cakie asks how we're gonna do that, but one of the Johns makes a joke about talking cakes. 17:07, 28 August 2019Chase McFly

“We may not need to,” I say. “According to this future newspaper, a void will open in about 80 replies, we can push them into it,” 17:30, 28 August 2019 MrWriting76

We interrupt this INCREDIBLY dramatic scene to bring you some Breaking news: Entrepreneur Billy Fence has released his Brand-New, state of the art product- The scambled egg Fone! Billy Fence announced the product this morning to the general public- along with the beginning of his own company - scambled egg ! This was roving reporter, bob bobson- we will now resume your program! Edited by MrWriting76    18:35, 28 August 2019Chase McFly

We all become shocked by the Void news and try to be safe in Target Diner. 17:59, 28 August 2019 SirBenelux Elecman John Finnemore then makes a joke about the void. John Flansburgh tries to spank him, but is overpowered by Elec Man. 18:09, 28 August 2019Chase McFly

Then Rocko twists his head off and grows a new one, he throws it at a new zombie. The new zombies love the taste of wallaby meat, so Rocko continues. It turns them all normal. 18:15, 28 August 2019 ReturnOfIsaac

Green Starry sees Elec Man and is so scared, he's literally staying still. 18:19, 28 August 2019Chase McFly

“Scaredy-cats!” Views laughs, but Clarek and Klirork aren’t amused. 18:32, 28 August 2019 MrWriting76

Billy fence cruises past on an EggBoard Pro. 18:34, 28 August 2019Chase McFly

Views invites him into Target Diner. But as he serves us, I realize something. “Did this part even have a main antagonist?” 18:37, 28 August 2019 MrWriting76

No.

-everyone except dave, who cannot speak.

(which is quite a relief, a main antagonist would be quite an annoying character.)

suddenly, Billy Fence turns a quantum zapper on everyone. Edited by MrWriting76    18:45, 28 August 2019 ReturnOfIsaac

Wesley says : "C-Chase, I think you spoke too soon." 18:43, 28 August 2019 SirBenelux

However, I reflect the quantum beam with a mirror, vaporizing Billy Fence. 18:49, 28 August 2019 ReturnOfIsaac

Green Starry says : "Nice! All the villians are go... oh, NO. I JUST REMEMBERED." 18:54, 28 August 2019 SirBenelux

"What is it, Green Starry?" I say. 18:56, 28 August 2019 ReturnOfIsaac

Green Starry says : "Remember how near the beginning of this part E-Can vanished and turned evil, also gaining a snazzy purple scarf and red edgy eyes?" 18:57, 28 August 2019 SirBenelux

"Yeah, I remember that fellow..." says Views. 18:59, 28 August 2019Chase McFly

“Hahahahaha!” E-Can laughs, taking down the Target Diner walls and revealing we’re in The Twilight Zone Diner. “You were all in here the whole time!” 19:00, 28 August 2019 ReturnOfIsaac

(CHASE! did you forget?) 19:04, 28 August 2019Chase McFly

(What?) 19:05, 28 August 2019 ReturnOfIsaac

(i dont like my characters being controlled by others sry) "Oh, great," Green Starry says "he's arrived." 19:07, 28 August 2019Chase McFly

Then Klirork gets hungry and gobbles Views up. “Oops, wrong person,” He spits Views out and eats E-Can. 19:12, 28 August 2019 ReturnOfIsaac

But, inside of Klirork's mouth, an EXPLOSION happens, causing him to die. E-Can then escapes from Kli's mouth. 19:25, 28 August 2019 MrWriting76

According to future news, in 50 replies Billy Fence's vengeful spirit will go on to possess an almost-invincible robot body with lots of powerful weapons and such.

(p.s. 58 replies until the void opens) Edited by MrWriting76    19:33, 28 August 2019Chase McFly

However, Clarek brings Klirork back and they eat E-Can together. Edited by Chase McFly    20:21, 28 August 2019 Yola65CC Yola65CC

But E-Can tastes like garbage! 05:06, 29 August 2019 MrWriting76

so they dispose of E-Can in the bin 06:27, 29 August 2019 BalloonyFan6789

However, E-Can starves to death in the bin, but he is then revived by a Reviving Drone. Edited by BalloonyFan6789    08:09, 29 August 2019 ReturnOfIsaac

Then, an explosion of green spheres appears where E-Can last was. "Welp," Green Starry says "guess it's time to revive him." Edited by ReturnOfIsaac    08:15, 29 August 2019 BalloonyFan6789

"He was just revived by that drone!" Cakie says. 08:26, 29 August 2019 ReturnOfIsaac

E-Can is just lying on the floor, unconcious. Thankfully, he's normal again, not having the red eyes and the scarf. Edited by ReturnOfIsaac    08:28, 29 August 2019 MrWriting76

jerry eats the drone but it has no effect on jerry 09:37, 29 August 2019 CaptainCape

Another Reviving Drone appears from a hole in the floor. I peek inside the hole and notice there's a Reviving Drone factory below the Twilight Zone Diner. 09:56, 29 August 2019 ReturnOfIsaac

E-Can then gets up. 10:21, 29 August 2019 BalloonyFan6789

"Oh no!" Cakie yells. "He's gonna kill us all!" I calm him down by saying he's not evil anymore. 11:03, 29 August 2019 ReturnOfIsaac

E-Can says : "Y-yeah. Sorry about that." 11:15, 29 August 2019 CaptainCape

'What made you turn evil?' I ask E-Can. Edited by CaptainCape    12:15, 29 August 2019 ReturnOfIsaac

"The scarf. you see," E-Can says "I usually turn evil when I'm just taking a walk or doing other calm stuff. I get took to some weird place and the last thing i can remember is getting the scarf put on me. I lose my old memories and gain new ones when it's on. I then just go on a rampage, destroying stuff and probably causing some deaths. On accident." 13:10, 29 August 2019Chase McFly

"So maybe that's what caused all the madness," I say. "Oh no...the void is so close..." 13:16, 29 August 2019 CaptainCape

'We could use it to get rid of all John Finnemores, but how will we make sure we won't get in the void ourselves?' I ask. Edited by CaptainCape    13:20, 29 August 2019Chase McFly

"Let's try to find where the void leads," I suggest, taking out a GPS analyzer. 13:23, 29 August 2019 ReturnOfIsaac

Green Starry says : "Leave that to me." 13:23, 29 August 2019 BalloonyFan6789

"The void leads to a secret cave on the largest planet of the Bramel Galaxy... It's filled with lava!" I say, while reading off what is written on Chase's GPS analyzer. 13:25, 29 August 2019 CaptainCape

'I've learned from earlier experiences that lava hurts,' I say while pulling a burnt Pokey-Eye spike from my pocket. 'When I was eight years old, I fell into lava on a school trip on Harno, the moon of Gravildus.' 13:37, 29 August 2019 ReturnOfIsaac

Green Starry says : "C-c-can we change the topic? That's a bit worrying." 13:40, 29 August 2019Chase McFly

"No, wrong void," I say. "That's not the void we're looking for. But this one opens before ours does...in five seconds!" 13:41, 29 August 2019 CaptainCape

We run away, while we see a miniature black hole behind us opening. It drags in half of the remaining John Finnemores, the Reviving Drones and their factory, the Twilight Zone Diner employees in the room, and some furniture. The John Finnemores make a joke about being dragged into the void before disappearing. 13:45, 29 August 2019 BalloonyFan6789

The other half of the John Finnemores decide to team up and try to eat Cakie. 13:47, 29 August 2019 CaptainCape

However, a Twilight Zone Diner employee rushes in and tells the John Finnemores that they have to pay before eating Cakie. 13:48, 29 August 2019 BalloonyFan6789

Because the John Finnemores have won an auction for a statue of the Cereal Bowl, they don't have enough money. They are then sucked into the void. 13:53, 29 August 2019 CaptainCape

Like the other half, they make a final joke, but this one is about paying to eat cake. 13:55, 29 August 2019 BalloonyFan6789

Cakie is really happy he's not going to get eaten again, and he even starts singing, but then a Sap-fling flings a pinecone at him. HDSapFling2

The Sap-fling Edited by BalloonyFan6789    13:58, 29 August 2019 CaptainCape

Cakie manages to dodge the pinecone, but the puddle causes me to slip on it and bump into... 14:03, 29 August 2019 BalloonyFan6789

...another Sap-fling, called Sappy. 14:04, 29 August 2019Chase McFly

Then our void opens early. It leads to the most ghastly of things: A Target Starbucks. 14:14, 29 August 2019 BalloonyFan6789

Inside the Target Starbucks, we see a lot of Sap-flings.

"Well, better start learning Sappian Sign Language!" I say. 14:24, 29 August 2019Chase McFly

Then I realize the Sap-Flings are just plants. We must be in a parallel world where Starbucks is still around and there are no aliens. 14:26, 29 August 2019 CaptainCape

We see people around us screaming and running around because of me.

'Damn, I knew this skin color was too dark. And it's still six months 'til my next moult,' I say. 15:08, 29 August 2019 BalloonyFan6789

"Why are you so scared of Cape?" I ask one of the people. To my surprise, he turns out to be Kirgo Vokanto. 15:32, 29 August 2019 CaptainCape

'It's... It's a monster! From outer space! I'm calling the FBI!' Kirgo Vokanto yells and runs away. 15:52, 29 August 2019 SuperJoeyBros9 SuperJoeyBros9

FBI: "FBI open up!" 15:56, 29 August 2019 CaptainCape

I promptly run away. 16:07, 29 August 2019 MrWriting76

jerry eats a member of the FBI

then the rest

p.s. 12 replies until Billy Fence's revenge Edited by MrWriting76    16:10, 29 August 2019 CaptainCape

More FBI agents arrest Jerry. Dave attempts to stop the agents, but he's arrested too. 16:10, 29 August 2019 MrWriting76

jerry eats a sap-fling in annoyance. 16:11, 29 August 2019 ReturnOfIsaac

Green Starry is just eating a chip. 16:20, 29 August 2019Chase McFly

Then Rocko gets kidnapped by some security guards from a zoo. 16:31, 29 August 2019