Thread:Alien Tavern/@comment-7180588-20201008155911/@comment-35294673-20201028161206

'Hey, I'm the most earthy alien, I've been on Earth since I was twenty!' I say. 'Have you abandoned your family to move to that one place where you truly belong? Have you worked in a Hawaiian-Russion fusion restaurant before being in an accident involving a heavy box of keyboards? Have you saved the multiverse?'

'In fact, I did,' Craptain Cape says.