Thread:Alien Tavern/@comment-35294673-20200719160713/@comment-7180588-20200830130748

"You...." Penny stares at Weirdtalon suspiciously. "You look familiar. Now, let's have a little reenactment..." Penny staggers towards the aged Volkswagen, which she's using to wring out her laundry. "I see an early settlement here in the year 1910...and my grandpa! Grandpa Kameron Turkey, founder of the Plastic Object Police Department...no, wait..." I suddenly realize Penny is talking to a cactus, and quickly add feathers and a beak to it. "Grandpa, it's you. But why are you driving a car?" Penny stares at a bucket next to the cactus. "No living creature should own such ludicrous human tech...we've been ruined!" Penny takes an empty box of matches and starts going through a row of buckets, lighting them on fire.