Thread:Alien Tavern/@comment-7180588-20201008155911/@comment-27131899-20201105152219

AUTOMATIC VICTORY

"We did it!" I say, high fiving everyone. "We defeated Team Shesh without even having to defeat them!"

"I'm glad that's over." Cape says. "I'm a little sore from battling all day."

Announcer Bot then comes over to us. "Congratulations, Team Earth, you have won Food War X." he says.

"We know, but can we eat now? I'm starving." Peter Griffin says.

"Yes, now that the war is over, you can eat the weapons." Announcer Bot says. "So, without further ado, I will now present you with this trophy, this case of 1 million dollars, and the grand prize... *drum roll* A NEW CAR!"

"Wait, we get a new car?" I ask.

"Yes, didn't I mention that this war was sponsored by Volkswagen?" Announcer Bot says. "Anyways, it's the latest generation Volkswagen Arteon, with an extended chassis, multiple seats, and a super powerful weapons system."

"This looks great! Thank you Announcer Bot!" I say.

"It does look great, by the way, it's all yours. As long as you don't wreck it, not even on purpose." Announcer Bot says. We then check out our new car.