Wallaby Weirdness/Transcript

Chase McFly 29-01-2021

Start!

“Lost in time? That isn’t good at all,” I say.

Benelux 29-01-2021

"He could be in a different timeline." I say.

Chase McFly 29-01-2021

“Whatever the case is, we really need to find him,” Cape agrees. “Has anyone seen Views?”

Views 29-01-2021

"Here I am!" I say.

"Thank god, I'd hate to have a Finding Views III" Chase says.

Benelux 29-01-2021

"Agreed." I say.

"Anyways, what's your name, Mrs. Rama?" Foury asks.

Views 29-01-2021

"Which Rocko are we looking for RockoRama (our friend) or his brother Rocko?" I ask.

Benelux 29-01-2021

"Our friend." I say.

"My name is Linda." Mrs. Rama says.

"Well, nice to meet you, Linda Rama." Foury says.

CaptainCape 29-01-2021

'Are we going to use my spaceship for this, or someone else's?' I ask.

Views 29-01-2021

"Go find my bloody son!" says James Rama.

Chase McFly 29-01-2021

“We can just use me,” Weirdtalon says. “Except some people stay here and make sure there are no big changes to the timeline.”

Benelux 29-01-2021

"Okay." I say. "Chase, Cape, Views and I will go back in time."

Views 29-01-2021

Eric Cartman hops on Weirdtalon.

Benelux 29-01-2021

"The others will stay and keep anything weird from happening." I say. "And Cartman can also come."

"We're on it!" Foury says. "You can count on us." BFrit says. KKirby, Howtocool, Music Note, and Greatness will also stay.

Views 29-01-2021

"Hello, I'm Mr. Delicious. And you finding your childish friend is not worth it," Mr. Delicious says.

Benelux 29-01-2021

Mr. Delicious then gets arrested for fun ruining.

But before he gets in the police car, Mr. Delicious says "dickadeedee" and vanishes.

Chase McFly 29-01-2021

We head back in time to 1975, but Weirdtalon accidentally knocks a tree down.

Benelux 29-01-2021

"Where are we?" I ask.

Chase McFly 29-01-2021

“1975, apparently Rocko got stuck in this decade,” I reply.

Benelux 29-01-2021

"How do you know?" Views asks. "I have a personal assistant on my phone." Chase says. "It can even tell time and help me track people."

"We need to look for Rocko." I say.

CaptainCape 29-01-2021

'I really hope that tree won't affect the timeline,' I say.

Views 29-01-2021

My phone is revealed to be an iPhone 14 I took from Anti-Views.

Benelux 29-01-2021

The tree, however, affects the timeline. It was NES City's oldest tree, so in the present, it's now broken down.

"Oh no. It appears NES City's oldest tree has been broken." Happa says. "Where did you come from anyway?" Music Note asks. "I was eating my countrycake when I saw that tree fell down." Happa replies.

Meanwhile, back in 1975...

Since this is 1975, all the internet in our phones is gone.

Views 29-01-2021

"How come this island is bare?" Chase says.

"That's because NES City and NES Town were just empty islands until 2004," I say.

Benelux 29-01-2021

(BFrit is not with Chase)

(Remember, some Team NES members were left to check on the timeline)

Views 29-01-2021

"NES City and NES Town are master planned communities by a land developer who is a cousin of Koopsers," I continue.

Benelux 29-01-2021

"Mel?" I say. "Yes, how did you know?" Views says. "I remember everything from the original Chapter 7." I say.

"Anyways, Bibendumium and Shower didn't exist until later." Views continues.

Views 29-01-2021

"Bibendium was started in 2010 by the Michelin Man, who bought an adjacent island," I continue.

"Shower was started in 2015, after the land developers finished NES City," I also add.

Chase McFly 29-01-2021

Then, I see we’re near Plastic Object City, the place where Cester and Dennih Kragils met in 1965 when they first lived on Earth.

Benelux 29-01-2021

Plastic Object City is on the coast of Maine.

It has buildings made put of plastic. It was founded in 1827, way before the worldwide environmental protest began.

BFrit 29-01-2021

Back in the present, I get lonely and decide to take a walk

Benelux 29-01-2021

The very first University of Plastic in the United States opened in 1841. Here, people studied about plastic, but switched to a more environmentally friendly point of view in 2017.

Chase McFly 29-01-2021

It was then annexed by NES City in 2019. I then see a pair of wallaby ears, and think it's Rocko. However, it's just some zoo animal.

Benelux 29-01-2021

Now, Plastic Object City is part of a district in NES City Country.

We have arrived at Plastic Object City Zoo. It was opened in 1962, since back then, the city had a shortage of actual animals, but then, Percival Adams, one of the city's inhabitants, took up animal hunting. Now, there are real pets in the city and real animals at the zoo.

Chase McFly 29-01-2021

I return the wallaby to its cage, but things get problematic when Linda goes to hug one.

Benelux 29-01-2021

It turns out Linda has brain fever. The zoo guards then take her away.

Chase McFly 29-01-2021

"Good," I say. "Now she doesn't have to know her son is afraid of literally everything,"

Views 29-01-2021

I decide to time travel to the future.

In the year 2045, I find that NES Town has been completed, after the construction company's break from it to build Elder City, and Bibendumian and Shower are urban sprawling at full speed.

I go to Bibendium, and see that they have constructed a giant land strip that looks like Bibendum in the ocean. (Just like the Dubai palm)

"When did you start building this?" I ask a random construction worker. "January 29th, 2035," they say.

Chase McFly 29-01-2021

(But NESTube ended in 2035, so that's the year we're in)

BFrit 29-01-2021

On my walk, I see Skeeter. He tells me he's been looking for me

Views 29-01-2021

Skeeter flies BFrit over to Bibendumian, where he sees construction workers filling dirt in the ocean in the shape of Bibendum.

BFrit 29-01-2021

"Wow, that looks neat" I say

Views 29-01-2021

"Wonder what it will be one day," Skeeter says excitedly.

Meanwhile with Linda Rama...

BFrit 29-01-2021

"I just wanted to hug that wallaby!" she says to the guards

Views 29-01-2021

She gets put in a zoo.

BFrit 29-01-2021

People come from all over to see her, and they take pictures of her

Views 29-01-2021

"Good thing I'm not naked like all the other wallabies..." Linda says.

BFrit 29-01-2021

After he showed me Bibendumian, Skeeter takes me back to Bugtown

Benelux 29-01-2021

Meanwhile...

We leave the zoo, and keep looking for Rocko.

Views 29-01-2021

Then we find Rocko!!!

Chase McFly 29-01-2021

We can't find him, and decide he must be somewhere that isn't the zoo.

Views 29-01-2021

Rocko, as in, RockoRama's brother...

BFrit 29-01-2021

"Hey guys" RockoRama's brother says

Chase McFly 29-01-2021

"Sorry, Mom called me here. Said she was in trouble," Rocko adds.

BFrit 29-01-2021

He asks what you guys are doing

Benelux 29-01-2021

To clean up things, our friend is called RockoRama Rama, while his brother is Rocko Rama.

Also, Linda is Rocko Rama's stepmother.

Views 29-01-2021

Suddenly, we hear someone scream "PONIES!!!" from the bushes.

BFrit 29-01-2021

This turns out to be...

Benelux 29-01-2021

An insane person who's afraid of ponies.

Views 29-01-2021

They decide to join us in the search for RockoRama.

Benelux 29-01-2021

But we leave them in the bushes, since they're insane.

Views 29-01-2021

"I want to come!" they say.

(They're nonbinary BTW)

Benelux 29-01-2021

The bushes the insane person was hiding in are located in Narrator Park. The park is dedicated to the BFDI Narrator (this speaker box doesn't have an age), who founded the town. The park was opened in 1829.

Chase McFly 29-01-2021

The insane person says they will be back for revenge.

Benelux 29-01-2021

Anyways, we continue the search.

Views 29-01-2021

I kill the speaker box for being a BFDI character.

Benelux 29-01-2021

But the Narrator is far away, in Goiky. So they're still alive.

Chase McFly 29-01-2021

We then see the NES Living Boat again. He followed us.

Benelux 29-01-2021

(What's wrong with it)

Chase McFly 29-01-2021

The Living Boat throws some cookies at us.

Benelux 29-01-2021

(I'll stop, but you don't control NES)

Chase McFly 29-01-2021

Then Doggy-Not bumps into BFrit.

BFrit 29-01-2021

Me being innocent thinks he's just a normal dog and pets him

Benelux 29-01-2021

Back in the past...

The living boat is docked in Plastic Quay. It's a quay made entirely out of plastic. It was opened in 1868, and it was closed in 2017 due to environmental violations.

Chase McFly 29-01-2021

Then, the Living Boat is revealed to have the Kangaroo virus! This will make our search for RockoRama harder.

Benelux 29-01-2021

So we run away from the Living Boat.

Chase McFly 29-01-2021

Then we see an alien.

BFrit 29-01-2021

The alien introduces itself

Chase McFly 29-01-2021

The alien is male, and his name is Professor Grassington Grass the Third, from Pluto. He goes by Prof.

Chase McFly 29-01-2021

Prof. takes us to his cheese factory.

BFrit 29-01-2021

He gives them a tour of the cheese factory

Chase McFly 29-01-2021

I discover a rare kangaroo cheese.

CaptainCape 29-01-2021

It turns out the Kangaroo virus slowly turns anything it infects into a kangaroo. We find some more kangaroo cheese in Prof.'s cheese factory.

BFrit 29-01-2021

In the present, Skeeter notices that I’m looking sad and asks me what’s wrong. “I miss everybody” I tell him. Meanwhile in the past...

Chase McFly 29-01-2021

Some ants immune to the kangaroo virus named Barbara and Owen have taken up residence under the cheese factory. We don’t know it, but they’re Shadow’s parents.

CaptainCape 29-01-2021

'Wait a second...' Prof. realizes as he looks at a kangaroo cheese. 'This cheese didn't have kangaroo ears and a pouch earlier!'

Chase McFly 29-01-2021

“The kangaroo virus is deadly,” A mysterious knight says.

CaptainCape 29-01-2021

'Then how come this kangaroo cheese is still there?' I say. The kangaroo cheese then falls apart right in front of me.

Chase McFly 29-01-2021

In its place, a full grown kangaroo smiles at us. The Mysterious Knight tasers the kangaroo.

CaptainCape 29-01-2021

'Alright, I guess it is deadly,' I mutter. 'Anyways, what should we do, Mr. Knight Guy?'

Chase McFly 29-01-2021

Barbara kisses The Knight’s helmet, because they’re in a relationship. She then adds, “Why don’t you go to Australia? Mysterious Knight loves talking about it.”

CaptainCape 29-01-2021

'Good idea,' I say. 'Do you come from Australia, Mysterious Knight?'

Chase McFly 29-01-2021

“Really?” The Mysterious Knight asks. “I’m mysterious, you shouldn’t know that. Get in my private jet.”

CaptainCape 29-01-2021

We get in the jet, which has a knight helmet and crossed swords painted on it. 'I thought knights usually didn't have private jets,' I say. 'Stop asking so many questions,' the Mysterious Knight tells me.

Benelux 29-01-2021

We then find some Muenster cheese in the jet.

Chase McFly 29-01-2021

“Of a lost friend, that’s where it originated,” the Mysterious Knight says as he steers the jet upwards.

Benelux 29-01-2021

"Where are we going?" I ask, eating the cheese.

I find some Wellington cheese in the glove compartment, and eat it.

Chase McFly 29-01-2021

“Course it’s Australia, chap!” The Mysterious Knight laughs. Eventually, we land in Australia.

Benelux 29-01-2021

We fly over a town called Bruhlandis. Bruhlandis was founded in 1949. There is a cheese warehouse in the town, mostly with cheeses imported from New Zealand (Wellington cheese).

Chase McFly 29-01-2021

“Kangaroo City is just over this hill,” The Mysterious Knight says. “But we’re headed to Wallaby City,”

Benelux 29-01-2021

The hill is 5 meters away from Bruhlandis. We then see Kangaroo City.

Kangaroo City was founded in 1901, in honor of the kangaroos celebrating Australian independence. From 1901 to 1973, the city was called Coca-Cola (the kangaroos' favorite soft drink), but was renamed to Kangaroo City following a lawsuit filed by the Coca-Cola Company.

Chase McFly 29-01-2021

We all get out, and Mysterious Knight puts on a pair of orange sneakers.

Benelux 29-01-2021

Kangaroo City has a tower called the Straya Light House, which was built in 1941, originally used to protect the Japanese from invading Australia during WWII.

Anyways, we see Kangaroo City.

Chase McFly 29-01-2021

Using the sneakers, MK goes over the hill to Wallaby City.

Benelux 29-01-2021

This hill is near the easternmost edge of the city limits.

CaptainCape 29-01-2021

'Just wondering, have you seen our friend Rocko?' I ask the Mysterious Knight. 'He's a wallaby, about this tall, and he's easily scared.'

Chase McFly 29-01-2021

The Mysterious Knight doesn’t respond right away, seeming hesitant. Then he says, “Kangaroos hate rocks.”

Benelux 29-01-2021

We then drill through the hill, and go through it. The hill collapses. Then, we see Wallaby City.

Chase McFly 29-01-2021

“You did not need to destroy a source of nature,” The Mysterious Knight says, tasering Benelux.

CaptainCape 29-01-2021

'Can you stop tasering my friend, Mysterious Knight?' I ask.

Benelux 29-01-2021

"He destroyed the hill!" MK says. "He should be in prison for this!" "Nah, that hill was old anyways." Views says. Wallaby City was founded in 1901, the same day as Kangaroo City. It was meant to be a rival city. It was originally named Blackmore until 1973, to copy Kangaroo City.

Chase McFly 29-01-2021

I then realize Benelux has the Kangaroo virus.

Benelux 29-01-2021

So I am rushed to Wallaby City Hospital (built in 1945 after WWII, there were other hospitals before this) and I am staying there until the hospital workers can find a cure.

Chase McFly 29-01-2021

One symptom of the virus is endlessly sprouting random facts.

The MK brings us to his secret HQ in Wallaby City.

Benelux 29-01-2021

Back in the hospital, the doctors give me a big pill. And it cures the virus. I am then beamed to the others' location. "Oh look, you're back." MK says. "This time, don't taser him like you did earlier." Cape says.

Views 29-01-2021

In Wallaby City, we find a cheese factory called Muensters Inc.

Benelux 29-01-2021

But what was just some random Australian. We are currently in the Mysterious Knight's secret base.

"This is my secret base." MK says. "Built it myself."

BFrit 29-01-2021

“Cool, looks nice” says Views

Benelux 29-01-2021

"What is the purpose of this base?" I ask MK.

Chase McFly 29-01-2021

“To hide from the evil kangaroos. I sell virus-defeating cheeses too,” MK explains.

Benelux 29-01-2021

"The doctors gave me a big pill, which was actually Arctic cheese." I say.

Narrator: Of course, cheese is used as medicine here in Wallaby City.

"Who said that," Chase asks.

"Oh, that's just the narrator." MK says.

Chase McFly 29-01-2021

Klirork takes a space helmet off of MK’s shelf, causing him to blast off to Gravildus. Unfortunately, Cape grabbed his leg.

Benelux 29-01-2021

"What the hell just happened?" I ask.

"MK took off with Cape," Chase explains. "Luckily, I managed to get a hold of all his virus-defeating cheeses, which are in this bag. They're of different types,"

Chase McFly 29-01-2021

“That’s Klirork, I’m MK,” MK says. “And put those down. They’re highly toxic to countryballs.”

Benelux 29-01-2021

"Really? Klirork really looked like you when he took off." Chase says, relinquishing the bag of cheeses to MK.

Chase McFly 29-01-2021

But I was standing right next to Benelux.

Views 29-01-2021

(I don't even know what's going on anymore)

Benelux 29-01-2021

( @Views We are in 70s Australia)

Chase McFly 29-01-2021

(The MK wants us to stop the kangaroo virus)

(No)

Benelux 29-01-2021

"How do those cheeses affect countryballs?" I ask MK.

Views 29-01-2021

BFrit uses his new iPhone 14 that I gave to him when I returned, and discovers an app that lets you promote your universe go other universes. He promotes the NES universe, saying it's great because a cat rules over it. "Cats... rule a universe? WORSHIPPERS?!?!" a mysterious voice says, to be revealed next part...

(I know, that reply was a brief cliffhanger)

(What don't you get about to be revealed next part)

Benelux 29-01-2021

Meanwhile...

MK answers my question:

(reserved for Chase)

Views 29-01-2021

The answer he gives is...

A very answery answer...

Which is...

Benelux 29-01-2021

(reserved for Chase)

Chase McFly 29-01-2021

“They tend to insult countryballs and give them nausea,” MK says. “I’m all-knowing, so I know this green guy is named Views.”

BFrit 30-01-2021

“Wow! That’s so cool!” Views says in awe

Benelux 30-01-2021

"So, what's our next objective?" I ask.

Chase McFly 30-01-2021

"We need to gather our wallaby allies. Wallabies are our allies. Uh, not that I'm a wallaby," The MK says.

Benelux 30-01-2021

"But there's thousands of wallabies here." I say. "And how are we supposed to gather them?"

Chase McFly 30-01-2021

"Because the ones that live in Wallaby City are special," the MK says. "Soem of them came from a place called O_town."

Benelux 30-01-2021

MK then tries to call his jet, but it doesn't work. "Oh no, someone hijacked my jet." MK says. "But who?" It appears the Time Sicko has gone back in time and stolen MK's jet. However, we are unaware of this.

Chase McFly 30-01-2021

MK then takes us to a field of rocks, before running away. “Don’t look for your wallaby friend!” He calls.

Benelux 30-01-2021

"Where the heck are we anyway?" I ask.

Chase McFly 30-01-2021

"For some reason, I think he wants to remind us of Rocko," I say.

CaptainCape 30-01-2021

'Yeah, I think he does,' I say. 'That big donut-shaped rock over there... is that an O-rock? A rock-O? A Rocko?'

Chase McFly 30-01-2021

"Maybe we should investigate," I say, going to the rock. I grab it, and fall into the pit underneath.

CaptainCape 30-01-2021

I try to fly down the pit, but I get stuck because of my long legs. 'Stupid legs! Stop being so ridiculously long!' I say. 'Yeah, be more like us, arms!' Dan (my sentient arm from the previous part) says.

Chase McFly 30-01-2021

Meanwhile, with BFrit...

CaptainCape 30-01-2021

He continues to promote the NES universe to other universes with his iPhone 14 app. Cape from the 1870s dimension, who somehow has an iPhone, sees the recommendation. 'Maybe I can find some gold there!' he thinks.

Chase McFly 30-01-2021

1870s Cape invades the NES Universe, but he ends up teleporting to the 1870s. He decides to set up a town called Bugtown.

CaptainCape 30-01-2021

All kinds of insects and insect-like beings want to live in Bugtown.

Chase McFly 30-01-2021

This turns out to be a predestination paradox of some sort, because 1870s Cape was always going to found Bugtown. Meanwhile, I find a creepy evil wallaby that I mistake for Rocko.

BFrit 30-01-2021

“Hi Rocko!” Chase says to the wallaby

Chase McFly 30-01-2021

The wallaby decides to play along, and hands me poison cupcakes.

BFrit 30-01-2021

“Mmm! I love cupcakes!” Chase says, and picks one up

Chase McFly 30-01-2021

I then get sick, and call someone to get me out.

CaptainCape 30-01-2021

I hear Chase and keep trying to get into the pit, but it doesn't work and I'm still stuck.

Chase McFly 30-01-2021

Dan jumps off of Cape and saves me. I thank them.

CaptainCape 30-01-2021

'No problemo,' Dan says. 'So, how do we get out of here?'

Chase McFly 30-01-2021

I see a much longer tunnel. "What if Rocko is at the end of this pathway?" Cape ends up falling in too, and accidentally drags along Benelux.

CaptainCape 30-01-2021

Benelux rolls into the tunnel as I reattach Dan to my shoulder. 'I guess we should go there,' I say.

Chase McFly 30-01-2021

Meanwhile, as we go through the tunnel, MK asks Weirdtalon to tell him about NES, as he kidnapped Weirdtalon.

CaptainCape 30-01-2021

'Well, it's basically a really long story with chapters and parts,' Weirdtalon says. 'Every chapter has an NES God who makes sure that nothing goes wrong. The NES God right now is Klirork, a big white cat who likes eating people.'

Chase McFly 30-01-2021

MK then heads to Gravildus to find Klirork and eat him.

Benelux 30-01-2021

I then look at the tunnels and do research on them. (information) The tunnels were built by the citizens of Blackmore (Wallaby City's name at the time) in 1965, in order to take down their rival city Coca-Cola (Kangaroo City's name at the time). However, the Blackmorians' plan failed, since the Aboriginal Ghosts scared them out of the tunnels. Since then, no one has set foot near the tunnels ever again, but they say the ghosts still haunt them to this day.

Chase McFly 30-01-2021

But on Gravildus, MK doesn't see Klirork. He does, however, see teenage Cloak and turns him into a puppet to take over Earth.

Benelux 30-01-2021

(information) After 1965, for some reason, more tunnels were made within those tunnels. (story) We then see a metal door. I then sense that some present day forces have entered the past (I am revealed to have telepathy powers).

Chase McFly 30-01-2021

We go through the door to see even more tunnel areas, but then Cape starts to morph.

Benelux 30-01-2021

Then, we see a fork in the tunnel. "Let me use my telepathy for a bit." I say, using my telepathy. "The left tunnel leads to a chocolate pool, while the right one leads to... you guessed it, more tunnels."

BFrit 30-01-2021

Everybody takes the right tunnel

Benelux 30-01-2021

Tom (Incidental 6) comes out of the left tunnel and is going chocolate-crazy.

Chase McFly 30-01-2021

I ask Tom how he got back to the 1970s.

CaptainCape 30-01-2021

As we talk with Tom, I realize that one my horns turned into a kangaroo ear.

Benelux 30-01-2021

"I don't know, but I think the 70s are interfering with the present day." Tom says, having studied the science of time.

Chase McFly 30-01-2021

I ask Cape to take out his family photo.

CaptainCape 30-01-2021

I do so, trying to ignore the kangaroo ear. 'Here it is, why do you need it?' I say.

Chase McFly 30-01-2021

I show Cape, who is turning tan, that Cloak is no longer there. Instead, it’s the Mysterious Knight.

CaptainCape 30-01-2021

'Oh no. This isn't good,' I say. And then I notice that my other horn turned into a kangaroo ear too. 'This isn't good at all!'

Chase McFly 30-01-2021

"I guess this confirms our Mysterious Knight is a kangaroo, and this part's main antagonist. But what has he done with Rocko?" I ask.

CaptainCape 30-01-2021

'No idea, maybe he's in his secret HQ,' I say.

Chase McFly 30-01-2021

But when we dig out of the ground, we see that the whole planet has become a place called Wallabyopolis.

Views 31-01-2021

Me and Chase get put into the Wallabyopolis prison, and also get put in the same cell with Poopsers...

BFrit 31-01-2021

“Oh no...” Chase says when he sees Poopsers

Views 31-01-2021

Poopsers starts pooping all over the cell, which opens a rift to the Poop Universe.

The poop version of BFrit comes out, and says "Howdy!" to us in a muffled voice.

BFrit 31-01-2021

“Gross! I’d rather see the real BFrit!” Views says in disgust

Views 31-01-2021

"At least there's no counterpart of me," Chase says, also in disgust.

Suddenly, Chase McFecal walks out of the rift.

BFrit 31-01-2021

“Spoke too soon” sighs Chase, and proceeds to vomit into a nearby toilet

Views 31-01-2021

"I'm not gross!" Chase McFecal says.

Chase McFly 31-01-2021

Then Klirork stops NES from getting gross, and kills the gross characters.

Views 31-01-2021

But before he does... "Do you know where Craptain Cape is?" PFrit says.

BFrit 31-01-2021

“Thank goodness that’s over” Views says

Chase McFly 31-01-2021

This turns out to have just been a dream, and in real life, we break out of prison and go to the main throne room of Wallabyopolis.

We notice Cloak is standing by the throne, looking brainwashed.

(Stop being gross)

I try to get to Cloak, but he seems pretty brainwashed.

Views 31-01-2021

"Yeah he is pretty brainwashed..." I tell Chase.

Chase McFly 31-01-2021

"All hail the wallabies," Cloak says.

BFrit 31-01-2021

“It seems like he’s under some sort of mind control” goes Chase

Chase McFly 31-01-2021

"Yes, all is going according to plan," Mysterious Knight grins wickedly.

"Okay, it's kinda creepy how there's teeth on his armor," I note.

CaptainCape 31-01-2021

I ask Mysterious Knight where the teeth on his armor came from.

Chase McFly 31-01-2021

"Stole them from an old wallaby pal," He says.

CaptainCape 31-01-2021

'Uhhh, alright then,' I say. 'Your wallaby pal is a dentist, right?'

Chase McFly 31-01-2021

"Yes, how did you know that? Are you a spy?" MK asks. "Anyways, do you want new slave jobs?"

CaptainCape 31-01-2021

'Hold up. Slave job?' I say. 'We're not slaves, and we aren't spies either!'

Chase McFly 31-01-2021

"You could expect that since I'm evil," Mysterious Knight says. "Or did I fail to mention that part? I'll let Urdrreem explain all."

CaptainCape 31-01-2021

Urdrreem enters the throne room. 'What kind of magic dangerous chocolate did you create this time?' I ask.

Chase McFly 31-01-2021

"I work for Mysterious Knight now. Hail the wallabies," Urdrreem says. "All Pokey-Eyes, humans, countryballs, ants, card boxes, and numbers must be enslaved. It's in this book of rules." She hands Cape an Enore-Erone rulebook.

CaptainCape 31-01-2021

'That's not fair!' I say. 'You're a Pokey-Eye too, why are you not enslaved?'

Chase McFly 31-01-2021

"Because Mysterious Knight is my husband!" Urdrreem says.

Benelux 31-01-2021

We all gasp. "Urdrreem, you're MK's husband, I can't believe it..." Cape murmurs. Then, due to MK messing up the timeline, the year 1975 is intefering with the year 2035, and we are now in the present.

Chase McFly 31-01-2021

Except it's a very messed up dystopian version of the present.

Benelux 31-01-2021

In this timeline, MK is the ruler of...

Chase McFly 31-01-2021

All of Earth. I then realize that if Rocko was ever here in what is now the NES City district of Wallabyopolis, he must be 90 by now.

Benelux 31-01-2021

"This is bad," I say. Then, Happa, BFrit, Music Note, Greatness, KKirby, Foury and Howtocool come.

"Hey, have you seen the crazy dystopian stuff happening on here?" Foury asks. "Crazy, huh?"

Views 31-01-2021

"Yeah, crazy crazy crazy!" Gummibär says, also coming with the main cast.

BFrit 31-01-2021

“Hey guys, I missed you!” I say whilst eating a cookie

Chase McFly 31-01-2021

Then some new people named Mavnol, Robski, and Binturong show up.

BFrit 31-01-2021

I say hi to the new people

Views 31-01-2021

Then a police officer comes and tells them that they will be arrested if they don't reply anytime soon.

Benelux 31-01-2021

But the above reply didn't happen, because the police force works for MK now.

Chase McFly 31-01-2021

I become irritated by Mysterious Knight's rules and policies, especially because we don't even know his true identity or what he did to Rocko.

Benelux 31-01-2021

Then, SnoBot II comes and verifies us.

Benelux 31-01-2021

SnoBot II finishes verifying us. "Verification results: must be enslaved." SnoBot II says.

CaptainCape 31-01-2021

I run away from SnoBot II, who starts calling the Wallabyopolis Police.

Binturong 31-01-2021

The SnoBot doesn’t do anything

Benelux 31-01-2021

But it did do something, it alerted the police.

Chase McFly 31-01-2021

The police turn out to be an army of thylacines, which are extinct.

Benelux 31-01-2021

Somehow, the MK has brought them back to life.

CaptainCape 31-01-2021

One of the police thylacines bites my leg.

Benelux 31-01-2021

One of them deflates me, but Music Note pumps me back up.

Views 31-01-2021

Suddenly, the Wallabyopolis space force carves the moon into a giant wallaby statue.

BFrit 31-01-2021

All the thylacines cheer when the statue is completed

Benelux 01-02-2021

Due to its weight, the statue falls onto Wallaby Park. But since the moon has been carved and its only remaining parts are in Wallaby Park, the Earth's tides start to cease.

Views 01-02-2021

Bikini Bottom gets destroyed, and all the SpongeBob characters die off.

Benelux 01-02-2021

They will not return until the end of this part (when everything goes back to normal), although all of Bikini Bottom's buildings remain.

"This is like those communist countries, Everyone Shall Burn, ESBEWBORAEMC, and society's final days rolled into one," I say. Then, a billboard commercial presents artificial mineral water (since there's no more water on Earth, they just used Pokey-Eye sweat).

Due to the tides ceasing, the Bubble Guppies characters and all the other sea creatures die off as well.

Chase McFly 01-02-2021

Linda Rama hitched a ride with us somehow. “Man, it’s world domination. Just like Rocko always wanted throughout his childhood.”

CaptainCape 01-02-2021

'I had no idea that he wanted world domination!' I say, making use of the thylacines' distraction to escape.

Chase McFly 01-02-2021

“We’re sure learning a lot about Rocko,” I say, as Mysterious Knight fires a laser at Linda. I shoot off his gauntlet, revealing a tiny wallaby hand.

Benelux 01-02-2021

Chase then realizes that the Mysterious Knight is a wallaby.

Chase McFly 01-02-2021

I then fear the worst, and aim my sword at Mysterious Knight. “You killed Rocko!”

CaptainCape 01-02-2021

Mysterious Knight chuckles. 'Of course I didn't. He's a wallaby. I don't kill wallabies who want to join me in dominating the world.'

Chase McFly 01-02-2021

“Fair enough,” I say. I then see a new Cleverbot at Batorok Restaurant. New Cleverbot runs towards Mysterious Knight, knocking his helmet off. It turns out to be Rocko.

BFrit 01-02-2021

Everybody gasps when they see this

Chase McFly 01-02-2021

“That me is dead. This is me now,” Rocko explains. He puts his helmet back on and kicks us out.

CaptainCape 01-02-2021

New Cleverbot mentions something about needing upvotes, and runs off.

Chase McFly 01-02-2021

New CB then kills Old CB. For some reason, this causes Happy Cape to return.

CaptainCape 01-02-2021

I immediately feel better, until I remember that Rocko turned into the evil Mysterious Knight.

Chase McFly 01-02-2021

Talinight destroys some big buildings in Wallabyopolis, and is exiled. We decide to join him.

CaptainCape 01-02-2021

'Stop them!' Rocko tells New CB. 'I can speak Dutch and I need money!' New CB says. 'Shut up, useless pile of scrap.'

Chase McFly 01-02-2021

Rocko then goes on a mad rampage, but the rest of us are in hiding.

Views 01-02-2021

I then tell Chase to call RockoRama by his real name and not just "Rocko" because that might calm him down

Chase McFly 01-02-2021

But I’m too used to Rocko, and he’s long gone by now. I ask if anyone has a plane handy, or at least a cure for psychopathic tendencies.

Views 01-02-2021

Suddenly, we see Koopsers fly overhead on a plane and crash it into NES HQ.

"Let's get that one!" Benelux says.

Chase McFly 01-02-2021

NES HQ was protected from the timeline changes by defenses in the Lunatic Room. We head to it, but Cape gets a kangaroo body, since he caught Rocko’s virus.

Views 01-02-2021

He also grows a pouch, and we all hop inside.

Cape bounces all the way to the Lunatic Room, where we find Koopsers.

Koopsers: You're not taking my plane you hypocrites! : shows Koopsers a mirror Koopsers: gasp I REMEMBER WHAT I LOOK LIKE!!!

While Koopsers is distracted, we take his plane.

Chase McFly 01-02-2021

Apparently, Cape turned into a female kangaroo, since it randomizes gender. As we fly, I start seeing more kangaroo/wallaby transformations on the ground.

Henryton 01-02-2021

Meanwhile, the transformations get weirder, making the Wallabys turn into a giant machine.

Chase McFly 01-02-2021

It turns out that Rocko needs a ginormous kangaroo ray to obliterate us.

Henryton 01-02-2021

The machine forms to a phone and then to a kangaroo ray.

Chase McFly 01-02-2021

The kangaroo ray hits Cape, having the reverse effect. Cape goes back to normal, while the ray becomes a massive monster Pokey-Kangaroo.

CaptainCape 01-02-2021

'Thank goodness, I'm so glad to be normal again!' I say. 'Those ears were really freaking me out.' The Pokey-Kangaroo tries hitting Koopsers' plane with its tail.

Chase McFly 01-02-2021

Then, the Pokey-Kanagaroo finds its tail is a time machine. It travels back in time, which causes it to break apart, and one of the transformed kangaroos inside it is revealed as Cloak, but from 1975! He returns to Gravildus, mystified.

Henryton 01-02-2021

Meanwhile, a scientist by the name of "Henryton" comes, attempting to look at his experiments that caused the kangaroo effect.

Chase McFly 01-02-2021

We find ourselves stranded on an island, no closer to finding Rocko and ending this dystopia.

Henryton 01-02-2021

'I have created the ultimate experiment. In fellow Plankton's Chum Bucket! Hahahaha!'

Chase McFly 01-02-2021

It turns out Henryton is one of Rocko's rivals/competitors.

Henryton 01-02-2021

'I have all my weapons.'

'The experimental rocket launcher gives the rival a laser looking skin and an fast chance of death..'

'The wormhole rifle causes a hole in the body, instantly killing the rival.'

'The LaserSkin-77 is the 2nd stage of my rocket launcher. I connect a wire to the rocket launcher and the LaserSkin-77, making stage 1 complete.'

Chase McFly 01-02-2021

The Pokey-Kangaroo, who we will call Pangey Kragils, interrupts Henryton's plans. He reveals that in 1975, he was adopted by Cloak Kragils and is now Cape's brother. Henryton doesn't know who he is though.

Henryton 01-02-2021

'You, you will be blasted with my weapons!!!'

Henryton leaves an evil laugh at Pangey Kragils, representing the fusion.

Chase McFly 01-02-2021

Epac jumps into Pangey's backpack and saves him. The two go looking for us.

Henryton 01-02-2021

'I've been fused once. I reformed my friends to clones with the ultimate Duplicatorange-93.'

'Henry is planning to rob a vault while Plankton is helping out with my experiments.'

CaptainCape 01-02-2021

Pangey seems to be interested in the Duplicatorange-93, but Epac convinces him to keep looking for us.

Henryton 01-02-2021

'You kangaroo, it's an experiment, not an actual orange!'

Chase McFly 01-02-2021

Pangey and Epac finally find us, and tell us about Mobizen and Henryton.

Henryton 01-02-2021

-playing The Henry Stickmin Collection-

'Breaking the Bank? I think i know this.'

'So if you choose Shovel.'

-looks at medals-

'You can hit a gas main and click a car.'

'And..'

-clicks car-

'CHIRP CHIRP! YES!'

Views 01-02-2021

Me, BFrit, Shadow the Ant, and Gummibär all team up to do a four attack on Henryton.

: Of course!

Henryton 01-02-2021

-uses the wire on the laser skin and rocket launcher, creating the energy ball-

-does the ultimate weapon Y-type move-

BIG BLAST ATTACK USED UP!

Views 01-02-2021

Gummibär uses the interim where the attack has been used up, to attack Henryton.

Chase McFly 01-02-2021

Meanwhile, Pangey and Epac decide we can use a shared dream sequence to find Rocko.

Henryton 01-02-2021

-Experiments on the fan-favorite stick figures, by the name of Henry and Ellie.-

Behold.. THE ULTIMATE ELLRY!!!

-Ellry, Views, BFrit, Shadow and Gummibar do the fist fight, and Ellry wins this time-

-Views and his friends get ejected all the way to the ocean-

'Yeah, my Ellry finally won!'

Views 01-02-2021

I slowly climb out of the ocean, waterlogged.

I open myself, and pour the excess seawater out, and dry.

Henryton 01-02-2021

'YOU'RE NO LONGER MOVING!'

-uses Ellry's power, the DonotMove76, to make Views and his friends freeze-

Views 01-02-2021

Hours later, the freeze melts.

I notice the multiple cuts on my body.

Henryton 01-02-2021

-Then it begins with winter again.-

Views 01-02-2021

BFrit hands me some red duct tape to fix myself up.

Henryton 01-02-2021

-throws duct tape-

'Don't make me laugh.'

Views 01-02-2021

"Where's Gummibär?" I say, bandaged up.

Suddenly, Gummibär appears behind Hentryton, and hits him in the head with his microphone.

Henryton 01-02-2021

MISSED!

Views 01-02-2021

Gummibär hits again, and doesn't miss.

CaptainCape 01-02-2021

Meanwhile, Pangey and Epac find Joke. 'We need you to do your shared dream sequence thing!' Epac says. 'But I just slept...' 'Do it!' 'Okay, okay, fine.' Joke falls asleep, starting the dream sequence.

Views 01-02-2021

"Nice to get some extra sleep," Joke says delighted.

Chase McFly 01-02-2021

In the dream, I see Rocko sitting high atop a tree.

Views 01-02-2021

He cries atop the tree.

Henryton 01-02-2021

Ellry says. 'Enough dreaming! I'm ready to fight!'

Henryton reveals Ellry's gender.

'And Ellry is.... NONBINARY!'

'They have been a perfect fusion ever since today.'

Chase McFly 01-02-2021

I continue the dream anyway. I then see Rocko jump into Penny Turkey's VW in the dream, meaning he must be in time yet again somewhere.

Then, the landscape becomes futuristic. I find it's 2050, meaning that's where Rocko is. Maybe he is acquiring some future tech to obliterate all non-wallaby species.

Henryton 01-02-2021

In the dream, Ellry pops up, trying to destroy Rocko.

Views 01-02-2021

Another palm has also started construction in Bibendumian. (Please do not alter this, this is minor and means nothing to the plot)

Henryton heads over to Elder City, and starts a food war with the old people.

Henryton 01-02-2021

Dream Ellry decides to use the duplicatorange, which is a rifle armed with chocolate that is poisoned.

Chase McFly 01-02-2021

Ellry then dies in the dream, as well as real life.

Henryton 01-02-2021

'Stupid Wallabys! Why did Ellry even die!'

Chase McFly 01-02-2021

Rocko has already gone to the future and installed his species obliteration raygun. I was seeing events that already occured.

Henryton 01-02-2021

In the story arc after the Henry Stickmin collection, Henryton fuses Henry and Ellie once again, creating Ellry Reborn Cybernetic-20.

Chase McFly 01-02-2021

I then make us wake up. We realize Rocko is by Henryton's lab, from an image Benelux saw in the dream.

Henryton 01-02-2021

'Hey, you!'

'You're not going anywhere.'

'Behold... Ellry Reborn Cybernetic-20.'

'They are armed with cybernetic and metal all over them'

Chase McFly 01-02-2021

Rocko laughs at Mobizen and Ellry, preparing to laser them.

Henryton 01-02-2021

'They can attack you easily.'

Chase McFly 01-02-2021

"I don't think so," Rocko laughs.

Henryton 01-02-2021

-Ellry lasers Rocko with the cybernetics, killing him.-

Chase McFly 01-02-2021

This makes Cloak de facto leader of Wallabyopolis. He exiles Ellry and Mobizen, ending the story arc.

Views 01-02-2021

Ellry and Mobizen are sent to hell.

Benelux 01-02-2021

They will return when the part ends.

Chase McFly 01-02-2021

We look around, confused why Rocko isn't at Henryton's lab. I look at Rocko. "RockoRama didn't deserve to die."

Views 01-02-2021

Benelux uses his matter generator to revive RockoRama.

Chase McFly 01-02-2021

"Thanks, Benelux," I said. "Now I'm actually glad you resurrected a character." Meanwhile, Cloak gets to tearing down anything reminding people of Rocko.

Views 01-02-2021

Me and BFrit return. "So how do we bring everything back to normal?" I say.

Chase McFly 01-02-2021

Somehow, regenerated Rocko has no memory of ever disappearing and becoming the evil Mysterious Knight.

Benelux 01-02-2021

This is due to the Matter Generator having a new feature where you can select and mess with people's memories before reviving them.

Views 01-02-2021

Chase tells RockoRama everything that happened.

RockoRama: Gee, that sure does sound scary. But not as scary as... : As what? RockoRama: You know, I'm not sure at the moment. : Tell me when it comes back to y- RockoRama: AAAAAGH! PONIES!!! : Come back here, young wallaby!

Benelux 01-02-2021

I then send Fluttershy back to her home world.

Chase McFly 01-02-2021

Bikini Bottom and NES City end up reverting to normal, because Cloak tore down all the wallaby monuments. Except now NES City looks like Plastic Object City circa 1975.

Benelux 01-02-2021

Everything else returns to normal as well.

Views 01-02-2021

Foury brings out some vintage cars, and we all cruise the city.

Me, BFrit, Shadow the Ant, and Gummibär enjoy some ice cream at a diner.

Chase McFly 01-02-2021

Klirork enjoys some ice cream too.

Benelux 01-02-2021

I then use my Countryball Cannon to generate fireworks.

Views 01-02-2021

Chase and Cape tap dance to the radio.

Benelux 01-02-2021

I then make my famous sandwiches and serve them to the Rocket Triplets.

I also serve them to others too.

Chase McFly 01-02-2021

James and Linda return, and are glad RockoRama is back safe.

Views 01-02-2021

"Why is everyone acting like it's the 20's?" James says.

"I kind of like it. Very mature," Mr. Delicious responds.

Benelux 01-02-2021

The year is now 2035 and the timeline is back to normal. The police arrest Mr. Delicious again for comments about wether something is mature, but Mr. Delicious vanishes again.

He returns to one of his Rax restaurants, all of which still exist.

Views 01-02-2021

The Rax restaurant he goes to turns out to be the one in the Zipper's Grocery Store parking lot.

Atop the Zipper's Grocery Store is our apartment. In our room, Happa and Eon play Fortnite. I arrive home after eating ice cream, and join them.

Meanwhile with BFrit...

Chase McFly 01-02-2021

BFrit discovers the last Wallabyopolis building.

Views 01-02-2021

This building is a doctor's office.

Chase McFly 01-02-2021

He decides to leave it alone as a memento, and go on a tour of it.

Views 01-02-2021

Inside of it, he finds a...

Chase McFly 01-02-2021

Tape of Paw Patrol.

Views 01-02-2021

He also notices it came from a rift.

(This rift is from the Pawtrol P.A universe)

Chase McFly 02-02-2021

BFrit becomes curious, and goes inside the rift.

Views 02-02-2021

Inside the rift, a dog named Mace tackles BFrit. "YOU'RE THE ONE FROM THE CAT GOD UNIVERSE, AM I CORRECT?" Mace yells.

BFrit 02-02-2021

“Excuse me?” I say in confusion

Views 02-02-2021

Marsh-hell, a fireman dog blasts BFrit with a hose. "TALK!" he yells.

"What's going on in there..." Chase wonders.

BFrit 02-02-2021

“Well what do you want me to say?” I ask

Chase McFly 02-02-2021

I start looking for BFrit, but have no luck finding him.

CaptainCape 02-02-2021

I notice the doctor's office from Wallabyopolis. 'Strange, there's still a wallaby building here,' I say.

Chase McFly 02-02-2021

"Just leave it standing," Rocko says. "It's not like it's actually hurting anyone. Wanna go in?"

CaptainCape 02-02-2021

'Sure,' I say. 'I hope there's still a wallaby doctor inside or something, since there's yet another voice in my head complaining now.'

Chase McFly 02-02-2021

"Cleverbot died, but I missed a lot of years while I was gone!" Happy Cape says.

CaptainCape 02-02-2021

'And that's why we need more happiness!' he adds. 'And more chaos! Chaos is fun, and it makes me happy!' Chaotic Cape says. 'Shut up before you two give me a headache!' I say.

Chase McFly 02-02-2021

Me and Rocko think Cape means us, and we take him inside the building.

CaptainCape 02-02-2021

I see the Paw Patrol tape, but I somehow don't notice the rift right next to it.

Views 02-02-2021

BFrit pokes his head out of the rift. "Help!" he yells.

Chase McFly 02-02-2021

"BFrit?" I ask. "Describe where you are..."

CaptainCape 02-02-2021

'In a world with tons of evil dogs!' he says.

Chase McFly 02-02-2021

"We need to tell Klirork and his cat friends," I say.

Benelux 02-02-2021

We get BFrit out of the rift, and we rush to Klirork's home in Tinyhuge Bedroom.

Chase McFly 02-02-2021

“What’s happened now?” Klirork asks.

Benelux 02-02-2021

"A rift to an evil dog world has opened," I explain.

Chase McFly 02-02-2021

“Why do you think they’re evil?” Klirork asks.

Benelux 02-02-2021

"They almost kindapped our friend BFrit," Chase says.

"Finally, I'm on the spotlight!" Cartman says. "Who is that giant cat?"

BFrit 02-02-2021

“Uh, I’m Klirork” Klirork says. “You competed in the Nessy Games and met me there, remember?”

Benelux 02-02-2021

"Oh, yeah, yeah, I remember some evil dog thing erased my memory of Part 1 when I discovered his hideout," Cartman says.

Views 02-02-2021

Cape tip toes into the rift. Upon entering, he walks into a giant office space needle-looking building in the Pawtrol P.A universe. This is where Pawtrol P.A is headquartered, it turns out the company is run by 6 dogs, that hate cats, and do anything to destroy universes that have them as gods.

Chase McFly 02-02-2021

Cape decides to recruit more cats such as the NES version of Traumatized Meowcat and Clarek, Klirork’s girlfriend.

CaptainCape 02-02-2021

'Technically, we're cats too,' Boiling, Vandaag, Morgen and Gisteren say. 'Big cats with manes, but still cats!'

Chase McFly 02-02-2021

“Fair enough,” I say, as I recruit some more cats.

BFrit 02-02-2021

I recruit a black cat named Jaska and a tortoiseshell cat named Sprinkles

Views 02-02-2021

"Cats won't be enough," I say.

"Let's become superheroes!" BFrit says. We head to NES HQ to make costumes.

CaptainCape 02-02-2021

And we're off to #part-4-here-kitty-kitty-kitty.