Thread:Alien Tavern/@comment-35294673-20200719160713/@comment-35294673-20200828155753

'Uhhh, hi dad,' Weirdtalon says. 'Where have you been?'

'Oh, nothing special,' Peruvian Spy Eagle says. 'I was in Venezuela, trying to find Baltic Boat. Turns out he's been faking his dead, and he's hiding somewhere without a TV!'