John Finnemore

John Finnemore is a comedian appearing frequently throughout Target Diner and Harsh Reality, usually to make a joke about something that happens in the story. He later dies, but he is revived by Andy Hamilton and David Mitchell, and along with them and Paul Merton,they form The League Of British Comedians. His jokes are mostly hated by CheeseCrocker, Green Starry, John Flansburgh, Dave, Jerry, Johnathon Maximus The 57th And Only, Jacob Marley, Delilah K. Konson and Views.

At the end of Escape From Reality, he was banned for being overused, and not funny to begin with.