Philips

Philips is a living microwave that first appeared in NES: The Musical.

Description
Philips is a white microwave with long human legs. He has a black door and all kinds of buttons.

Philips has three powers:
 * retracting and sprouting his legs at will
 * launching pizza
 * causing massive explosions

NES: The Musical
Purple Shep brought Philips to Nssaisas, thinking he is a toaster. However, the microwave sprouted his legs as Purple Shep stuffed Sugarfree Bag into him. Philips launched both Sugarfree and a pizza at everyone, before promptly exploding. The explosion killed all zombie clones made by Mark T. Gussiberg, and turned Sugarfree into popped rabbit.

Return of the Food Wars
Philips was one of Hoh Sus' bodyguards, along with the iPhone. He asked Views if he wanted to feel toasty, before generating an endless supply of toast. He left the toast there, and went to Earth to drag off Cape Kragils.

Bot Invasion
Cape Kragils threw a microwave at Santa Claus, who was drunk because of Chris Wellington breaking the water supply. The microwave turned out to be Philips.

Trivia

 * Philips is named after a Dutch electronics company of the same name, which produces microwaves.