Cheese Trek III: The Search for Crocker/Transcript

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Chase McFly Following NES Story™ Chapter 5 Part 4: Cheese Trek III: The Search For Crocker Chase McFly

The story is here again, with a new reader and new stories! But will it ever end?

In this part, we realize CheeseCrocker has been missing for a while. Using our spaceship, the N.E.S. Revolution, we disocver he's on another planet and must go on an epic space adventure to all kinds of differnet planets in search of him, while also in general having fun in space. We also must survive as we live in our spaceship.

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START!

"Alright, everyone," I say. "We are leaving the galaxy.." 15:26, 14 June 2019 CaptainCape

We enter Andromeda. 'Sigh, do I have to give that tour again?' I say. 15:30, 14 June 2019 AsTheAA I sit and watch videos. "It's cool how you got WiFi here." I say. 15:31, 14 June 2019 This reply has been removed FourIsBestHost We land on a planet called Lanoka. 15:33, 14 June 2019 SirBenelux

"We are now entering Lanoka," says Mr. Gruber, who is the co-pilot. "Please be careful as we go there." Edited by SirBenelux    15:35, 14 June 2019 CaptainCape

We look through the windows of the N.E.S. Revolution and see some lifeforms of Lanoka. They look like... Edited by CaptainCape    15:37, 14 June 2019 FourIsBestHost fish, but aren't. They're a species similar to humans, called... 15:35, 14 June 2019 SirBenelux

...Amphibimen. 15:36, 14 June 2019 Chase McFly

6 of us get in the transporter : Me, Cape, Four, Benelux, Rocko, and Goopers. Patrick beams us to the planet. "I speak their language," I say. "Sjrej! Gru dehgt if hrpwa. Havh hgu sbgtj "CheeseCrocker"?" Edited by Chase McFly    15:40, 14 June 2019 This reply has been removed SirBenelux

"Good thing I packed some cheese balls." I say, before feeding the Amphibimen some cheese balls. 15:42, 14 June 2019 AsTheAA The Amphibimen really like them! It turns out they love anything Dairy. 15:43, 14 June 2019 Chase McFly

"Nfhgrjgtiy bu hfrjgj jdejfk havs jgtjt hrehr," One amphibiman says. "Hgt hyjtnks gir thrfj jfrjrejrehalls," Edited by Chase McFly    15:44, 14 June 2019 CaptainCape

While Chase talks to the Amphibimen, I take a look around the city. We seem to have arrived in a large city, but the buildings look like giant steel mushrooms. 'Those Amphibimen have a strange style,' I mutter. 15:44, 14 June 2019 SirBenelux

"I can't understand what that Amphibiman is saying." I tell Chase. Edited by SirBenelux    15:45, 14 June 2019 Chase McFly

"He say "Nobody by that name has come here, but thanks for the cheeseballs," I say. "I can get a translator device if you wish." 15:45, 14 June 2019 AsTheAA Back at the ship, Patrick is wasting food and beverages while Joe and I try to calm him down. 15:46, 14 June 2019 SirBenelux

"I have something to say: the Amphibimen's language is somewhat familiar to English..." I tell Chase. Edited by SirBenelux    15:47, 14 June 2019 FourIsBestHost Meanwhile, Cape continues looking around the city, and finds a picture of Lanoka from space. It looks similar to Earth... but the water is pink. 15:47, 14 June 2019 SirBenelux

I then see Guts Man building something.

"Hey Guts Man!" I say.

"Hello, Benelux," says Guts Man. "You see, I'm building a water tower here." Edited by SirBenelux    15:49, 14 June 2019 CaptainCape

Guts Man built it behind a statue, made of what appears to be bronze, of a proud-looking Amphibiman with a top hat. The words 'Yggho buiip "Dyrop Vylnyp" ullt verp' are carved into the pedestal, which mean 'Here rests Dyrop Vylnyp, our leader'. 15:50, 14 June 2019 AsTheAA Patrick has wasted all the food and the robot servants have to prepare more, he then beams himself to Lanoka, so Joe and I follow. 15:50, 14 June 2019 Chase McFly

Meanwhile, with nobody watching the transporter, it starts to malfunction. 15:51, 14 June 2019 AsTheAA One of the Koopser replacements try to fix it, but they're transported to space. 15:54, 14 June 2019 Chase McFly

I use an emergency portocol to beam us all back to the ship, but we have three stowaways. 15:56, 14 June 2019 This reply has been removed Chase McFly

It was actually Boofsers, since they all have double Os. Anyways, our stowaways are named... 15:58, 14 June 2019 SirBenelux

...Proto, Super Why and Painfully Honest Buhdeuce. Edited by SirBenelux    15:59, 14 June 2019 FourIsBestHost After the transporter gets fixed, we leave Lanoka, and land on a planet called Asino. 16:00, 14 June 2019 Chase McFly

They simply are fish-shaped people that look like them, their names are Tjgtkjht ( who we will call Tuge) Qjgtjg (Who we will call Quijit), and Hththy (who we will call "Huthy".) 16:01, 14 June 2019 SirBenelux

The real Proto, Super Why and Painfully Honest Buhdeuce are in the primary command room. 16:02, 14 June 2019 Chase McFly

They took over for three Koopsers replacements that got lost in space. 16:02, 14 June 2019 SirBenelux

The Koopsers replacements that got lost in space are... 16:03, 14 June 2019 Chase McFly

Now dead.

Anyways, we start looking for planets with high calcium levels. 16:04, 14 June 2019 FourIsBestHost We land on  a planet called Asino. Edited by FourIsBestHost    16:05, 14 June 2019 SirBenelux

Guts Man decides to fix the hole in the spaceship where the Koopsers replacements got out. Edited by SirBenelux    16:11, 14 June 2019 Chase McFly

Back to normal, Patrick beams us down. There seem to be trees made of cheese. Edited by Chase McFly    17:03, 14 June 2019 AsTheAA The robot servants have fixed together more food and are now keeping an eye on Patrick. 16:08, 14 June 2019 SirBenelux

Asino is full of trees with black leaves, and there is an orange fog. 16:14, 14 June 2019 FourIsBestHost Also, for some reason, there is an Australian flag on one of the trees. 16:15, 14 June 2019 SirBenelux

The flag was put on the tree by some Australian guy named Austin Bartington, who discovered this planet a few years ago. 16:19, 14 June 2019 Chase McFly

Some very alien creatures arrive, speaking a language called "Chrhhshqwertykgm". They are surpised to see us. 17:04, 14 June 2019 RockoRama They all appear to speak in a language none of us understand. Then one of them approaches and speaks to us:

"Hallo, are you from za planet, za Earth?" it asks us in slow broken English. "Some of us talk za English, Austin tell us a how to talk za English." 18:21, 14 June 2019 Chase McFly

"Uh, yes, we're from Earth." I say. "We're looking for our friend. Do you have any grassy fields or calcium deposits?" 18:24, 14 June 2019 AsTheAA "Zno, but zhe phlanet "Krokota" iz rich in zhem." they respond. 18:26, 14 June 2019 RockoRama "Ah, za grass," a second creature says. "Is a that za green fuzzy stuff from Krokota?"

The first creature responds to the second one in their native language; for all we know probably saying "Yes it is, and we're in the middle of a conversation here, sod off." Because the second creature leaves immediately after. 18:28, 14 June 2019 Chase McFly

“What are some things you have in your civilization?” I ask, deciding constant planet hopping would be repetitive. 18:32, 14 June 2019 AsTheAA "Well we have zha tranzlator dhevice, it tranzlate any language in zha garaxy, but it only no work on us." they say. We head to one of there stores and pick up Translation Devices. 18:34, 14 June 2019 Chase McFly

“What else?” I ask. 18:36, 14 June 2019 CaptainCape

'Well, we alzo have delisus food, zha fahmous bluhe chees and milg,' the creature says. It translates to: 'Well, we also have delicious food, the famous blue cheese and milk.' 18:42, 14 June 2019 Chase McFly

“Is there a story behind the cheese trees?” I ask. 19:02, 14 June 2019 CaptainCape Miermens

An Ungrit The text 'They once had very little cheese on them, but we domesticated them to produce more cheese. According, to legends, the first emperor of the Byvalonian Empire - that's a major country on Asino - was sir Khilo Cyndril, and he loved cheese so much that wanted to pick it from the trees' appears on the translator.

I look at the inhabitants of Asino: they are called the Ungrits, and are humanoid ants with two pairs of eyes. 19:23, 14 June 2019 Chase McFly

“Fascinating,” I say, noticing a huge cave covered in graffiti. I decide to get a closer look. “Rocko, you’re in charge while I’m gone,” 20:31, 14 June 2019 RockoRama "Okey-dokie diddly-pokey," I say. (Gah! It gets worse every time!)

So I try to have a conversation with an Ungrit, that starts off very awkward.

"So, er, what do you do for a job...?" I say awkwardly.

"Ah, I isht za miner under a za water, you get?" it replies. "We look for za submar-on gold, e yeah."

"Submarine what?" I ask, without a clue as to what it's saying.

"Za submar-on gold, es ze mine for za trade, it's-a ma job."

[I write exactly that into Google to see what comes back]

"Ah, submarine gold, a rare kind of gold found deep under the water on many planets, mined and traded for high prices. That's what you do? You're a miner for this stuff?"

"E yes, za mine for za trading, fy-nan-shially. What isht za fynanshial status ov za Earth?"

"Honestly, I have no idea."

Then... 20:45, 14 June 2019 Chase McFly

In the cave, I find a deposit of submarine gold. I dip my head in, and see hideous images. 00:21, 15 June 2019 Koopsers Joopsers

(Just to let you know, I think the Koopsers species should be extinct. All of these clones died, so pretty much it should be extinct.) 02:38, 15 June 2019 AsTheAA Chase grabs the gold and runs for it. 11:12, 15 June 2019 CaptainCape

Outside of the cave, there are lots of Ungrits who are willing to pay high prices for the submarine gold. 12:12, 15 June 2019 Chase McFly

Some Ungrits go to the cave, noticing the gold pile is smaller. I grab Cape and Rocko and call Patrick to beam us up. 12:16, 15 June 2019 CaptainCape

Painfully Honest Buhdeuce ends uup beaming us up, since Patrick had no idea how to do it. 'Should we sell this submarine gold?' I suggest once we're inside the Revolution. 12:22, 15 June 2019 Chase McFly

“A little worried about what they’ll do to our friends,” I reply. 12:36, 15 June 2019 FourIsBestHost The GPS chip notices that we are getting closer to the planet Syuska. Syuska is named after Martin Syuska, the guy who discovered the planet. 12:47, 15 June 2019 CaptainCape ScaruckHD

A Scaruck Syuska is a hot planet that is covered almost entirely in deserts and savannah, with a single large lake with countless tiny rivers being the primary source of water.

Its inhabitants are called Scarucks, who look like yellow dogs with blue spots. 12:58, 15 June 2019 FourIsBestHost I stay with Chase in the Revolution, as we play Mario Maker 2 on the Nintendo Switch. I try making an impossible level. 12:59, 15 June 2019 CaptainCape

I decide to look around on Syuska, since I'm used to high temperatures as Gravildus has them too (though it's colder than Syuska). The Scarucks live in small villages belonging to one of four tribes. The tribes are at war with each other, making Syuska an unsafe place to visit. 13:04, 15 June 2019 FourIsBestHost The four tribes are named Drano, Lykans, Trasna and Leayo. 13:07, 15 June 2019 Chase McFly

I try to direct the Revolution out, but there is engine trouble. 13:13, 15 June 2019 CaptainCape

'We'll have to repair the engine here... I think we can exchange some submarine gold for new engine parts, what do you guys think?' I ask.

I'm also scanning the planet for resources using a device I found in the Revolution, and discover that there's a lot of gold, silver and uranium present on Syuska. 13:18, 15 June 2019 FourIsBestHost There is also a rare ore called Bundaite. It can be melted into rocket fuel, specifically the kind powering the Revolution. 13:20, 15 June 2019 Chase McFly

Cape puts some in, so I designate him the ship's engineer as I try to get us to another planet. 13:23, 15 June 2019 CaptainCape

We landed in front of a rock formation, and behind the rock formation is a bundaite deposit. I start to mine the bundaite using a strong pickaxe, and assign Anti-Turkey and Urdrreem to melt it into fuel. 13:28, 15 June 2019 Chase McFly

I then make my official "Crew" list:

Captain: Chase McFly

First Mate: RockoRama

Ship Engineers: CaptainCape and AsTheAA

Medic: Views

Computer Engineers/Technicians: Goopers Bloopers, Proto, Super-Why, and Painfully Honest Buhdeuce

Science Officer: Four

Researcher and Developer: Benelux

Assorted Technical and Maintanence Staff: Koopsers replacements

Caterer/Beamer: Patrick Edited by Chase McFly    14:13, 15 June 2019 This reply has been removed This reply has been removed AsTheAA We then blast off. 14:15, 15 June 2019 Chase McFly

We come to another planet, this one is called... 14:17, 15 June 2019 AsTheAA Trumptopia, a land inhabited by talking instruments. 14:18, 15 June 2019 Chase McFly

I show the instruments a picture of CheeseCrocker, hoping to get somewhere. 14:20, 15 June 2019 CaptainCape

A clarinet with arms and hands picks up the picture and writes 'He might be on the planet Jathei, it's Trumptopia's moon' on the back of the paper. 14:25, 15 June 2019 SirBenelux

"Clarinet?" I say. "That's Squidward's instrument of choice! That means Squidward must've lost one of his clarinets here sometime ago!" 14:27, 15 June 2019 Chase McFly

Meanwhile, Views is among those still on the ship, and runs to the deposit where we're storing Cheese's favorite food, grass. He starts cramming it in his mouth. Edited by Chase McFly    14:30, 15 June 2019 FourIsBestHost I tell Views: "No! That's for CheeseCrocker!" 14:29, 15 June 2019 Chase McFly

"But this grass is delicious..." View says to Four. "It would go even better with some sugar..." 14:31, 15 June 2019 CaptainCape

However, Patrick eats another chunk of the grass before Views can continue to eat it. 14:37, 15 June 2019 Chase McFly

"Hey, that was mine!" Views exclaims. "Take me to New Pluto, it's my planet, it has new grass! We can share it!" 14:38, 15 June 2019 FourIsBestHost I then find a sign that was written by Andhra (from the Cuppar.) It says... 14:38, 15 June 2019 This reply has been removed FourIsBestHost Meanwhile, Views has eaten almost all of the grass, However, Chase manages to get him to stop him from eating it. 14:45, 15 June 2019 Chase McFly

"Take me to the Sun, where I can see my colored selves!" Views says. "They have more delicious gras there..." Edited by Views06    17:57, 15 June 2019 SirBenelux

Meanwhile, Patrick eats some Cheese Fizz. 14:53, 15 June 2019 Chase McFly

"Cheese fizz?" Views says. 'Don't make me eat that...that would be cannibalism...ugh, I feel so moldy..gotta break up with Sandy.." 14:54, 15 June 2019 FourIsBestHost The Universal News is on TV. It has news from the whole universe.

The news reporter says: "Just in! A murder happened on the planet Garlana, in the Andromeda Galaxy!" 14:56, 15 June 2019 SirBenelux

"A murder?" says Views. "Must be my colored self! We need to go there! And fast!"

"Ignore him. He's just going nuts." says Proto. 14:58, 15 June 2019 AsTheAA We ignore Views and head to Jathei, the home of Space-Cows, a hip Alien species of cows whose planet is full of discos. 15:02, 15 June 2019 Chase McFly

As I sit in my Captain's chair and Cape brings the ship in for a landing, Rocko looks out the window. "Reminds me of disco chickens," he laughs. Edited by Chase McFly    15:04, 15 June 2019 FourIsBestHost However, the news reporter continues: "The victim was not identified yet, though they're most lkely a Space-Cow from Jathei, which is not surprising at all, as Space-Cows usually go to Garlana." Edited by FourIsBestHost    15:04, 15 June 2019 Chase McFly

"So there's space-travel here..." I say. 'That could be helpful..Beam us down, Buhdeuce," A few of us get in the transporter to reach the planet's surface. Edited by Chase McFly    15:06, 15 June 2019 SirBenelux

Jathei looks like a disco ball, and its moons look like disco balls as well. 15:14, 15 June 2019 Chase McFly

Except, Jathei doesn't have moons, since it's a moon. 15:15, 15 June 2019 SirBenelux

Jathei is one of the moons of Garlana. That might explain why Space-Cows always go to Garlana, because it's right next to Jathei. Edited by SirBenelux    15:16, 15 June 2019 CaptainCape

However, since Jathei is also a moon of Trumptopia, it orbits around Trumptopia for one year and then around Garlana for one year. 'Makes no sense...' I mutter.

Meanwhile, we see that Space-Cows have non-Tidal Zone versions of the disco chickens as pets. Jathei has deposits of Musite, a mineral with a strong smell that causes whoever smelling it having the urge to dance. 15:32, 15 June 2019 Chase McFly

Since Patrick is on the ship watching the insane Views,  he is not affected. 15:47, 15 June 2019 SirBenelux

We then see that Jathei has a Target Cafe, which has been moved to an Iceland store. 15:48, 15 June 2019 CaptainCape

I quickly put on a gas mask against the Musite smell, and head inside the Target Café. Most of the employees and the manager are Space-Cows, but there are also Scaruck and Ungrit employees. 15:54, 15 June 2019 SirBenelux

Cape then finds that copies of Super Mario Maker 2 are being sold in the Iceland store, even though SMM2 hasn't been released yet. That might explain why the Revolution has a copy of SMM2. 15:58, 15 June 2019 CaptainCape

However, we can't buy the copies, since you have to pay with the currency of the Space-Cows which is called the Discoin. Edited by CaptainCape    16:03, 15 June 2019 SirBenelux

Discoin has a name similar to bitcoin, which is also used on Jathei. Edited by SirBenelux    16:07, 15 June 2019 Chase McFly

Then our three alien stowaways are taken by the residents of Jathei to use as food. 16:26, 15 June 2019 SirBenelux

"So long, stowaways!" I say. "We'll never see 'em ever again." 17:03, 15 June 2019 Chase McFly

“I know they were aliens, but this is unethical,” I say, going to reason with the other aliens. “Cannibalism is never right,” Edited by Chase McFly    17:32, 15 June 2019 This reply has been removed RockoRama "Yeah, that's disturbing," I say, shocked. "I don't know if we're exactly safe here, are we?" 17:43, 15 June 2019 Chase McFly

“Maybe we should leave,” I suggest. “None of the places in this galaxy have brought us to CheeseCrocker, and Views is going insane,” 17:47, 15 June 2019 FourIsBestHost We go back to the Revolution. After a while,we leave the Andromeda Galaxy, and enter the Fishscale Galaxy. 17:57, 15 June 2019 Views06 Views06

Foury: Snap out of it!

Views: Uh!

SirBenelux: What the hell happened?

Views: The owner of the Target company died! Then the owner of Starbucks' son bought the company!

Foury: Yeah? And?

Views: They're replacing all Target Cafés with Starbucks for good. I'm going to go broke!

SirBenelux: Well why don't you move them to Iceland. That store's doing pretty good.

Views: Okay! But, well, I'm still a bit panicked from what happened back on the Sun! 17:57, 15 June 2019 Chase McFly

As we enter the Fishscale Galaxy, I notice Views seems like he needs to leave. “You can take an escape pod if needed,” I say. “Rocko can take over your duties,” 18:05, 15 June 2019 Views06 Views06

Spaghetti! 18:14, 15 June 2019 Chase McFly

Spaghetti gets all over Views and the medbay, making him wonder if leaving now would be a good idea after all. Interestingly, the planet we’re approaching resembles a round version of Gotta Sweep. 18:17, 15 June 2019 Views06 Views06

On it, are over 71,000,000,000 brooms. This is likely where Baldi got Gotta Sweep from. 18:22, 15 June 2019 Chase McFly

I use them to clean the spaghetti. 18:22, 15 June 2019 Views06 Views06

But then once sweeps me off board, and I head for the Sun. Edited by Views06    18:26, 15 June 2019 AsTheAA We try to go after Views, but we pass by EdiLand, and its sweet aroma draws us. The land has delicious food and drinks that lures their victims in. Edited by AsTheAA    18:39, 15 June 2019 Views06 Views06

Chase notices it rain Pretzel M&M's, so he gets his buckets ready!

Chase: Oh... I'm gonna take this back to the pantry at NES HQ! 18:30, 15 June 2019 AsTheAA We then have a food fight, but right when I finish building a giant stack of Sundae, Cape knocks it off. I get really angry, and then.. 18:34, 15 June 2019 Chase McFly

You start muttering about how you love being cheese.

Meanwhile, Rocko takes Views’ spot in the medbay. Edited by Chase McFly    18:35, 15 June 2019 Views06 Views06

You push him into a waterfall of Sprite. 18:35, 15 June 2019 AsTheAA I then eat mushrooms to calm myself down, but they weren't washed... 18:35, 15 June 2019 Chase McFly

Cape gets out of the sprite and staggers back to the Revolution 18:36, 15 June 2019 FourIsBestHost When everyone gets in, Chase takes us back to the Andromeda Galaxy. 18:38, 15 June 2019 Chase McFly

Except this was actually the Anti-Meda galaxy. 18:39, 15 June 2019 AsTheAA I then start running around the ship like a madman and almost break a hole in one of its systems. 18:41, 15 June 2019 Chase McFly

I go get AsTheAA and try to talk with him, but he keeps saying stuff about CheeseCrocker's likes and dislikes, which I find odd, he also eats the last of the grass. 18:42, 15 June 2019 AsTheAA Anti-Meda is a galaxy paralleling Milky Way, where names are reversed and Earth has no living and the otherbeings planets are inhabited. 18:44, 15 June 2019 Chase McFly

There is one planet called "Sudlivarg", which is home to red, large, short-legged, clothed creatures with mammalian mouths. 18:49, 15 June 2019 AsTheAA We need a pass to get in, but I knock out the guards, already making us being here bad. 18:50, 15 June 2019 FourIsBestHost The creatures that inhabit the planet are called Meardans. 18:51, 15 June 2019 CaptainCape

Once the guards regain consciousness, I try to show them my identity card, but they already let us in before they see it. I hear them saying 'Oh, it's the Lord of the Other Galaxy' and 'It's that president, quick, let him in!' I suddenly realise they're mistaking me for Nssaisas. Edited by CaptainCape    18:55, 15 June 2019 Chase McFly

"I am the president here, my name is Sasiassn, good to see you," One of them says. "Now, come, we shall discuss the differences in our cultures," 18:55, 15 June 2019 CaptainCape

I see everyone is bowing for me, and decide to stay acting like Nssaisas. Luckily, I served as cameraman in a documentary about Nssaisas back when I lived in Andromeda, so I sort of know his behavior. 18:59, 15 June 2019 AsTheAA Chase warns Sasiassn about me and I'm stopped from trying to mug a citizen. 19:00, 15 June 2019 Chase McFly

"Let me tell you a true story," Saisassn says to Cape after AsTheAA is put in our medbay. Edited by Chase McFly    19:02, 15 June 2019 CaptainCape

'Before you tell me this story, do I have permissions to publish this story in my home universe? It would be an honor to tell the wondeful tales of far galaxies and distant civilisations,' I ask, trying to sound as much as possible as Nssaisas. 19:04, 15 June 2019 Chase McFly

"Of course, of course," Sasiassn smiles. "A long, long, time ago, we shared a common ancestor. But whereas your species of Pokey-Eyes stayed with their Andromedan roots, my people decided your environment would only limit the growth of their bodies and cause their legs to grow huge...we moved here, where it was possible to become larger, and so evolved to have stubbier legs...The different sun gave our skin a purplish tint that evolved with our thickening-atmposphere, which caused a lot more blood flow and some diseases in the purple ones, and eventually turned us all red. Adapted to eating animals, fruits, and plants, we developed different mouths that could handle stuff like this, but we remained nameless  throughout so much of our history, which provided problems when building our vast civilizations," 19:11, 15 June 2019 CaptainCape

'We had chosen the name Meardan, since our largest and most glorious city was called Meard. But shortly after, Sudlivarg entered an ice age, which forced us to make clothing to keep us warm during the seemingly-eternal winter...' he continues. 19:18, 15 June 2019 Chase McFly

"The winter did not last forever, however, thanks to the arrival of one Captain Cloak, a Pokey-Eye who helped to introduce Gravildus heat mechanisms to our society, and managaed to end the madness...Cloak had a son named Pace with my sister, but disappeared soon after Pace's birth. Since them, we have been forever grateful to Pokey-Eyes," Sasiassn finishes. Edited by Chase McFly    19:23, 15 June 2019 CaptainCape

'May I ask if this "Pace" still lives the Anti-meda Galaxy? I would like to meet him,' I ask, noticing his name sounds a lot like Epac's. 19:26, 15 June 2019 Chase McFly

"Yes, actually, Pace indeed lives here...calls himself the last "Purple Meardan", when he is truly neither species. You can find him atop that mountain over there, maybe with his girlfriend, Meerrdru. Nobody has seen him come out in ages though, but we're certain he's still around," Sasiassn says. 19:29, 15 June 2019 CaptainCape

'Alright, thank you very much for this wonderful tale.' I say.

'How is the business in your home galaxy of Andromeda going?' Sasiassn asks me. 19:41, 15 June 2019 Chase McFly

Back on the Revolution, I start worrying about Cape. 19:57, 15 June 2019 FourIsBestHost And, for some reason, Toy Story 4 is playing on the TV... even though it's not even out. 11:34, 16 June 2019 AsTheAA I keep chewing on people's hair without them knowing. 12:00, 16 June 2019 CaptainCape

After telling Sassiasn that 'I had to go to the bathroom', I use my iKapa to message Benelux that I'm fine and that I'm at Sassiasn's palace on Sudlivarg. 12:30, 16 June 2019 SirBenelux

But I ignore Cape's message (now that I started using my iPhone again) and leave the Revolution, only to find Sassiasn and a bunch of other Meardeans waiting for Cape. Edited by SirBenelux    12:53, 16 June 2019 Chase McFly

Meanwhile, I try to research what could have driven AA insane. 12:58, 16 June 2019 CaptainCape

Chase considers that AA's insanity has to do with Views', and that Views' has to do with the grass he ate. 13:13, 16 June 2019 SirBenelux

Meanwhile, Patrick eats some more Cheese Fizz. 13:20, 16 June 2019 Chase McFly

I ask everyone if they're ready to head to the next planet, since CheeseCrocker doesn't seem to be here. 13:26, 16 June 2019 CaptainCape

Some minutes later, I'm back at the Revolution and we head towards the edge of the Anti-meda Galaxy. We end up in a new galaxy, which is called... 13:33, 16 June 2019 Chase McFly

The Nameless Galaxy. That's literally its name. Edited by Chase McFly    13:38, 16 June 2019 SirBenelux

Suddenly, It's appears.

"Its good to be here with my friends," says It's. 13:36, 16 June 2019 CaptainCape

It's has the power to teleport wherever he wants, so he teleported inside the Revolution. 'Umm, what are you doing here?' I ask It's.

'I'm a bit lonely in the Nameless Galaxy, so it's good to have some company here!' he says. 13:38, 16 June 2019 SirBenelux

(Remember, It's is unable to distinguish it's and its, as well as you're and your)

"What were you doing in the Nameless Galaxy?" I ask It's. Edited by SirBenelux    13:39, 16 June 2019 Chase McFly

It's says he was looking for a habitable planet, but unfortunately there are none in this galaxy. We decide to just float through the galaxy and live our lives on the ship/train. 13:40, 16 June 2019 CaptainCape

'We could scan some planets for resources, since all the floating and traveling costs quite some fuel,' I suggest. 13:42, 16 June 2019 SirBenelux

Suddenly, we see Erf (misspelled version of Earth), the planet of the grammar Nazis. 13:45, 16 June 2019 Chase McFly

"While we're doing that, I smell something weird on this ship," I say. Edited by Chase McFly    13:45, 16 June 2019 AsTheAA It turns out I was cooking mud I found on Sudlivarg. 13:47, 16 June 2019 Chase McFly

Then suddenly I hear a ticking sound. It sounds like a time bomb on our ship. 13:49, 16 June 2019 SirBenelux

But it wasn't a time bomb, it was just the sound of a game I'm playing on my phone (which is an iPhone and not an iKapa). Edited by SirBenelux    13:52, 16 June 2019 Chase McFly

Except there really is a bomb and everyone has to get to a bottom chamber whule I disable it. 13:56, 16 June 2019 CaptainCape

In fact, the mud from Sudlivarg morphed into a bomb, since Sudlivargic mud can shapeshift when cooked. 14:02, 16 June 2019 Chase McFly

As I work to disable the bomb, everyone decides to get talking. One conversation occurs between... 14:03, 16 June 2019 CaptainCape

...me, Urdrreem and Anti-Turkey. It's about what we should do if Nssaisas gets in trouble after my conversation with Sassiasn. 14:05, 16 June 2019 Chase McFly

"At least he's dead now," Anti-Turkey says. "Don't you remember?" 14:07, 16 June 2019 AsTheAA I suggest we trap Sassiasn in a torture chamber filled with spiders and gooses. 14:07, 16 June 2019 Chase McFly

But Rocko points out that the Meardans aren't bad, they are good people. 14:09, 16 June 2019 Koopsers Joopsers

(I am probably going to return to NES, however, I am not going to post like how I used to be. By that, I mean that I won't post daily.) 14:43, 16 June 2019 AsTheAA Chase failed to defuse the TimeBomb, but it instead wiped out what it was resting on, so we lost a carpet. 15:12, 16 June 2019 Chase McFly

The bomb then falls out of the ship, landing on a mostly uninhabitable planet. Suddenly, Pace (Cape's half-brother) approaches us. 15:16, 16 June 2019 AsTheAA The vacuum of space sucks Chase down into the planet, which is apparently named "Spikezpace", a very dangerous planet full of spikes, where nobody lives. Pace notices this and goes after Chase. 15:20, 16 June 2019 Chase McFly

We get back to the rocket and head for another Galaxy, called... 15:27, 16 June 2019 CaptainCape

...the Teacup Nebula. It was discovered by an unknown Cuppar member after drinking a juice made of crushed cups and other china, which causes hallucinations. This Cuppar member hallucinated that the galaxy looked like a teacup.

Anyways, we enter the Teacup Nebula and discover that it's actually a spiral galaxy like the Milky Way and Andromeda, and isn't shaped like a teacup at all. 15:34, 16 June 2019 Chase McFly

We all start getting hungry, so Patrick serves us some food as I put the Revolution into autopilot. Edited by Chase McFly    15:40, 16 June 2019 CaptainCape

We all enter the dining room once Patrick is done, and we enjoy the mayonnaise cake, Krabby Patties, Pokey Patties (I showed Patrick the recipe, since it's isn't as secret as the Krabby Patty formula) and Volco-Choc. However, there's also some bars of Tschokoleta. 15:45, 16 June 2019 Koopsers Joopsers

Everybody then see's a mysterious figure, standing by the Volco-Choc. It was the creator of The Blue Room.

Cape: "Who are you?"

Max Christopher D'Alouette: "Who am I? Well, I am Max Christopher D'Alouette. But I am the creator of The Blue Room."

Chase: "You are? You really are? That's amazing!"

Max Christopher D'Alouette: "Yes, I am the creator of The Blue Room! I remember when that Koopsers guy helped me out on the creation of it. Used to just be a blue room with a few posters, but then we decided to give it a little redesign with a TV, and some weird chairs. Man, I miss that Koops guy. Heard he died, pretty sad."

Chase: "Yeah, he died from a gunshot in his heart. Guy acted a little weird near his death though."

Max Christopher D'Alouette: "Heard about that too. Anyways though; after a while me and the Koops dude decided to give The Blue Room another redesign. The original Blue Room was a little plain."

Chase: "But didn't it morph into new rooms?"

Max Christopher D'Alouette: "That's just a load of baloney."

Chase: "Ah, I understand."

Max Christopher D'Alouette: "Anyways though, we repainted the walls of The Blue Room to make it orange. Koops decided to call it The Blue Room still even though it was orange, heh heh. Koopsers bought some DVD's, games, and a Wii."

Chase: "So how was The Blue Room's 3rd design like?"

Max Christopher D'Alouette: "Orange was kind of bland, and didn't really stand out. So; we repainted the walls to make it Green, that stands out. And then we installed so much shelves.. that we didn't even know how much we installed! So then, Koopsers decided to add tons and tons of SpongeBob merchandise. Then, he bought a whole bunch of DVD's, games, and bought all XBOX consoles and Playstation consoles. And that's pretty much it."

Chase: "Wow, that's very interesting!"

Cape: "I agree!" 16:09, 16 June 2019 Chase McFly

I head back to captain the ship, landing us on a new planet called... 16:12, 16 June 2019 Koopsers Joopsers

Rathenator 16:13, 16 June 2019 AsTheAA The planet is dominated by cyborgs. I then throw water at them, causing them to malfunction 16:16, 16 June 2019 This reply has been removed Koopsers Joopsers

Max C. D'Alouette: "I am not going there.. unless if they're nice." 16:18, 16 June 2019 Chase McFly

One cyborg looks very angry, so angry that he invades the Revolution, kidnaps some  of us, and takes us to a cave. Edited by Chase McFly    16:19, 16 June 2019 CaptainCape

He kidnaps me, Chase, Patrick and Anti-Turkey. We then see one half of the cave's interior looks like a house's, the other half looks like a prison. 16:21, 16 June 2019 Chase McFly

He also kidnaps Rocko, Pace, Fifi, and Goopers. 16:23, 16 June 2019 AsTheAA Benelux tries to get me to calm down, but I instead mutter about wanting to erase pancakes out of existence, so he grabs me and uses his iPhone to track down Chase. 16:23, 16 June 2019 CaptainCape

I remind Fifi that she died of a heart attack, and then start to discuss the differences of Andromeda, the Milky Way and Anti-meda with Pace. 16:25, 16 June 2019 Chase McFly

Fifi then turns about to actually be Applejack in disguise. 16:27, 16 June 2019 CaptainCape

'Glad Rocko is still at the Revolution,' I mutter as Applejack steps out of her Fifi disguise. 16:28, 16 June 2019 Chase McFly

"Oh, I'm not," Rocko says, shuddering. 16:29, 16 June 2019 Koopsers Joopsers

Rocko: "Actually, I am."

Rocko walks to Applejack, and she blushes and smiles.

Rocko: "Can I show you something?"

Applejack: "Yes?"

She expects a ring, and blushes and smiles more.

Rocko: "It's cool... and nice."

She smiles more..

Rocko: "It's a god damn gun!"

She frowns, and he shoots Applejack in the head, and Applejack die-

Rocko wakes up.

Rocko: "Damn it." 16:51, 16 June 2019 Chase McFly

AsTheAA flashbacks to the one time he talked to CheeseCrocker, and how it ended with Cheese putting his hand on his and Views' heads in an interesting position. 18:40, 16 June 2019 CaptainCape

Meanwhile, back at the cave, I try to ask the cyborg why he kidnapped us, but he's malfunctioning too because of the water AA poured over him. 19:06, 16 June 2019 AsTheAA It thinks we are criminals who've come to destroy their planet. 08:28, 17 June 2019 SirBenelux

"Now that the cyborg is malfunctioining, we can get out of here." Chase says. Edited by SirBenelux    09:18, 17 June 2019 FourIsBestHost We leave and get back on the Revolution. 09:26, 17 June 2019 CaptainCape

However, we see what appears like hovering police cars of the malfunctioning cyborgs that came to arrest us and Chase quickly takes off. 10:10, 17 June 2019 AsTheAA The problem is that Benelux and I were never picked up and are still lost in Rathenator. 10:25, 17 June 2019 SirBenelux

Lucikly, I use my teleportation watch to teleport me and AA to the Revolution.

"Are you guys okay?" Mr. Gruber (the conductor/co-pilot of the Revolution) asks me and AA. Edited by SirBenelux    11:17, 17 June 2019 CaptainCape

'We're fine, but I think AA is still on the brink of insanity,' Benelux replies. Meanwhile, we enter a different part of the Teacup Nebula, and see a jungle planet called Uaarg. 12:08, 17 June 2019 Chase McFly

On that planet, we see humanoids with some weird looking features.

"Come to my house," One says. 12:14, 17 June 2019 CaptainCape

We follow the creature to his house, which is actually a sturdy-looking treehouse. 'We build our homes in the trees, because twice per year, the rivers flood and destroy our houses if we build them on the ground,' the creature says. 12:19, 17 June 2019 AsTheAA I rip a branch and start eating it. 12:23, 17 June 2019 Chase McFly

“That’s very smart,” I say, ignoring AA. “So what’s with the assorted weapons?” Edited by Chase McFly    12:25, 17 June 2019 CaptainCape

Before anyone can respond, AA starts heavily coughing and coughs out the branch, that had grown tons of spikes for some reason. 12:27, 17 June 2019 Chase McFly

I start to get confused, and even more confusing, my CheeseCrocker Tracker beeped. Cheese must be in this galaxy, I realize. But upon getting back to the Revolution, I see it’s only a half match. 12:31, 17 June 2019 FourIsBestHost We land on a planet with a bunch of posters for Hatari on it, called Hatarin. 12:32, 17 June 2019 CaptainCape

It turns out the turkeys from Türkeytöwn, that was originally in Iceland, had escaped to the Teacup Galaxy after the Cuppar attempted to get the turkeys out of the jungle. They have rebuilt and expanded their civilisation on Hatarin, and the hammer-swinging guy from Hatari is still their ruler. 12:35, 17 June 2019 Chase McFly

Hatari is in a different galaxy, the Parental Galaxy, a spiral galaxy double the size of the Milky Way. 12:47, 17 June 2019 AsTheAA We head to the Parental Galaxy, with me being chained up with no way to escape. Chase finds out that any species other than turkeys are banned in Hatari and if any are found they will be cooked to eat. 12:53, 17 June 2019 Chase McFly

So we head to the nearby planet Cheese. 12:54, 17 June 2019 CaptainCape

Cheese is a planet consisting entirely of dairy: its inhabitants are dairy, the ground is made of eggshells, it has milk instead of water, and the core consists of yoghurt. Non-dairy inhabitants are fined or imprisoned, but they let Chase in because his name sounds like 'cheese'. 12:57, 17 June 2019 Chase McFly

Then I paint Cape yellow and put fake holes on him, he also hides his legs. Edited by Chase McFly    13:00, 17 June 2019 AsTheAA We take advantage of my craziness and use me to eat anybody who tries to arrest us. 12:58, 17 June 2019 CaptainCape

I, Chase, Dairy Joe and AA (disguised as a mascot of an Andromedan dairy producer) walk around Cheese, with the eggshell ground crackling under our feet. 13:01, 17 June 2019 RockoRama But it's not long before they attract a bit of attention, as someone walks up to them... 13:02, 17 June 2019 CaptainCape

This person is The Laughing Cow, the mascot of the French dairy brand of the same name. 13:05, 17 June 2019 Chase McFly

The someone is CheeseCrocker... ‘s father. 13:06, 17 June 2019 CaptainCape

CheeseCrocker's father was riding on The Laughing Cow, since his passion is riding on cows. His name is Mr. Crocker. Edited by CaptainCape    13:14, 17 June 2019 Chase McFly

“Where is Denzel?” Mr. Crocker asks us. 13:16, 17 June 2019 FourIsBestHost "We are looking for him too." I answer. 13:27, 17 June 2019 CaptainCape

The inhabitants of Cheese suddenly look at Four in a strange way, since she isn't dairy. Edited by CaptainCape    13:45, 17 June 2019 Chase McFly

Four quickly grabs a large cheese cow and hides behind it. 13:44, 17 June 2019 CaptainCape

Mr. Crocker says he doesn't mind non-dairy visitors, and that we'll be safe from the cops at his house. 13:50, 17 June 2019 Chase McFly

We head over to his house, which has some mementos of CheeseCrocker's past. 13:53, 17 June 2019 AsTheAA We calm me down by getting me to try to chew on an expired waffle, "Ah, CheeseCrocker. I miss him.... how has he been?" Mr. Crocker asks. 14:03, 17 June 2019 SirBenelux

"He's was doing fine, until he mysteriously disappeared after Chapter 3 Part 27, maybe he left NES for good," I say. Edited by SirBenelux    14:31, 17 June 2019 Views06 Views06

Mrs. Crocker: No way, jose! Edited by Views06    14:37, 17 June 2019 SirBenelux

"Mrs. Crocker?" says Chase. "What are you doing here?" 14:40, 17 June 2019 Chase McFly

Mrs. Crocker explains she too is looking for CheeseCrocker. 14:46, 17 June 2019 FourIsBestHost I then see a picture of CheeseCrocker in front of the Eiffel Tower. Edited by FourIsBestHost    14:49, 17 June 2019 SirBenelux

"This CheeseCrocker guy went to France?" says Mr. Gruber. 14:51, 17 June 2019 Chase McFly

"Cheese did like it there, back in his earlier days," Mr. Crocker says. 'Oh, Dolores..." He smiles at Mrs. Crocker, which causes  her to run off screaming. 15:12, 17 June 2019 Koopsers Joopsers

Meanwhile, at the original location The Blue Room was. (it got destroyed because the original Blue Room became permanent to dimension 1) (This is a subplot to the story.)

Max C. D'Alouette: "Just a simple blue hallway now... no door to The Blue Room.. nothing.. I should create a new one, but how? Koopsers gave me all of these nice ideas, and helped me on construction, but he died."

Footsteps can be heard entering the hallway.

Max C. D'Alouette: "Huh?"

The person was Glass Joe!

Glass Joe: "Bonjour ? Il y a quelqu'un ici ?" (Hello? Anybody there?)

Max C. D'Alouette: "I'm here."

Glass Joe: "Enfin ! Tout le monde a disparu au hasard... Lieu de la révolution. Qui êtes-vous de toute façon ?" (At last! Everybody just randomly disappeared to this.. Revolution place. Who are you anyways?)

Max C. D'Alouette: "I am Max Christopher D'Alouette, creator of The Blue Room."

Glass Joe: "Oh hey, je suis entré dans cet endroit plusieurs fois. Plutôt relaxant, je dois dire." (Oh hey, I entered that place a few times. Pretty relaxing there, I must say.)

Max C. D'Alouette: "I need help on constructing a new one. The original is gone."

Glass Joe: "Bien sûr ! J'adorerais vous aider !" (Sure! I'd love to help!)

Max C. D'Alouette: "Alright, let me get my toolbox."

Glass Joe: "D'accord, j'attendrai ici." (Okay, I will wait here.)

Max C. D'Alouette goes to his house, and looks for his toolbox

Back to The Revolution.. Edited by Koopsers Joopsers    15:25, 17 June 2019 Chase McFly

Mr. Crocker joins us as we reboard The Revolution. He starts making a diagram of galaxies on our chalkboard. 15:33, 17 June 2019 FourIsBestHost "Everyone" I hear Chase say, "We are heading to the Nagaram Galaxy!" 15:36, 17 June 2019 Chase McFly

Mr. Crocker just keeps on writing his diagrams as we head to that galaxy and land on a planet containing... 15:38, 17 June 2019 FourIsBestHost trees, with images of the planet from space on it. Much like Lanoka, the water is pink.

Then, a female alien wearing a scarf welcomes us. "Welcome to the planet Ticni!" 16:05, 17 June 2019 Chase McFly

"Nice to meet you," I say to the alien. 'We're from Earth. What are things like on your planet?" 18:07, 17 June 2019 Views06    Views06

"Terrible." She says after being hit by a raindrop of solid iron. 20:55, 17 June 2019 Chase McFly

I notice people are eating fires, and making buildings out of water. I volunteer to help things on the planet. 21:46, 17 June 2019 AsTheAA But Chase can't use water as a solid object. 08:11, 18 June 2019 CaptainCape

So I decide to help out by teaching Chase how to use water as a solid object, since it's a form of art in Andromeda. 10:03, 18 June 2019 Chase McFly

Mr. Crocker writes all the remaining galaxies we have to visit, then tells us. “Caribbean, Honduran, Equatorial, Egg, Smorian, Elomadro, Crockerlorian, Rhododendron, Oculus, Crasher, Kangaroo, Eruba, and finally Rockopolis. Edited by Chase McFly    04:04, 20 June 2019 AsTheAA We go through a montage of every planet with absolutely no dice on CheeseCrocker and we just get in more trouble thanks to me. The revolution is just about to enter Rockopolis. 12:56, 18 June 2019 Chase McFly

However, there isn't a montage since Cheese won't be found for 200 more replies, we just head to the Caribbean Galaxy and Mr. Crocker adds that our final stop will be the "Bloody Real" Galaxy, which has blood in its center. 13:13, 18 June 2019 AsTheAA We head to the Caribbean Galaxy, it actually has no planets and is a floating ocean with islands on it acting as planets. 13:22, 18 June 2019 Chase McFly

"Oh, I get it," I say. "Caribbean Galaxy, ha ha," I steer us to the Hershey Star System, which has the galaxy’s only true planet called Chocearth, home to blue box-like lifeforms with alien faces. Edited by Chase McFly    22:24, 20 June 2019 Views06 Views06 89FEDD3F-05E9-4C79-BC42-A897B522D7EB

"I hope you don't mean, well... THESE lifeforms!" whines Cape. 14:07, 18 June 2019 Chase McFly

But of course, that turns out to be exactly who I mean. "Where's Views.." Cape says. 'I am gonna tell him to never combine our DNA..." 14:13, 18 June 2019 Views06    Views06

Chase points to a random star.

Cape: Uh?

Chase: That's the Sun. Views lives there. 14:45, 18 June 2019 AsTheAA "Don't you mean Views is trapped there?" I say. 14:49, 18 June 2019 Chase McFly

"Ne, he moved Target cafe to a Sun Iceland, so he lives there," I reply. 14:50, 18 June 2019 Views06 Views06

Meanwhile, on in the Caribbean Galaxy's Chili Belt... 14:51, 18 June 2019 CaptainCape

...The lifeforms, called Vokey-Weyes, are building underwater cities since they can go to other galaxies too. 14:55, 18 June 2019 Chase McFly

A villainous alien species called the Lentils, the enemies of Vokey-Eyes, have decided to bomb any spaceships that come near them, as well as other planets in the galaxy. Edited by Chase McFly    14:57, 18 June 2019 AsTheAA "I read that there's a hidden bunker in the oceans of the Caribbean Galaxy full of cheese enthusiasts, maybe they can help us find CheeseCrocker." I say. 14:57, 18 June 2019 Chase McFly

We head over there, only for a short-circuit to occur in our engine. We end up having to land on an island, where Vokey-Weyes run to help us. 18:42, 18 June 2019 Views06 Views06

They use their teeth (which can be used as hands) to fix the circuit board. 18:44, 18 June 2019 Chase McFly

Unaware of the Lentils, Rocko offers for him and 7 others to go exploring with the Wokey-Veyes. The 7 others who come with him are... 18:48, 18 June 2019 SirBenelux

...Chase, Cape, me, Four, AA, Goopers and Patrick. 09:31, 19 June 2019 Chase McFly

Along with Mr. Crocker. We first a city called "Awesometown", which is full of golden towers and statues. 11:37, 19 June 2019 RockoRama However, there doesn't appear to be many people out in the streets. It's uncannily quiet. 11:57, 19 June 2019 SirBenelux

However, we hear someone walking and whistling. That someone is...Barry Blobfish! 11:59, 19 June 2019 RockoRama It appears that Tidal Co. are at Awesometown, supposedly investigating something paranormal. 12:00, 19 June 2019 Chase McFly

The paranormal activity they’re investigating is a disease that causes Vokey-Weyes to get younger rather than older, plus a few other symptoms. 12:05, 19 June 2019 RockoRama We go over to talk to them about the matter, and also bring up the topic about how we're looking for a friend, seeing as he was present last time we met them. 12:09, 19 June 2019 Chase McFly

“CheeseCrocker, eh?” Barry asks. “I saw this dude, name was Taillight or something talking about him,” 12:13, 19 June 2019 CaptainCape

'Wait... Did that guy look like a purple ball of some kind?' I ask Barry. 12:15, 19 June 2019 Chase McFly

“I cannot reveal that at this time,” Barry says. “You’ll have to ask our new leader, Cod Sealing.” 12:18, 19 June 2019 FourIsBestHost Cod Sealing appears and says: "Did someone say my name?" 13:24, 19 June 2019 AsTheAA "YEAH KNUCKLEHEAD, I DIDN'T GET MY FREE PEANUTS!" I yell. 13:38, 19 June 2019 Chase McFly

"Pardon my friend, AsTheAA, here," I say. "He's a little crazy in the head.." 13:42, 19 June 2019 SirBenelux

"I NEED TO EAT MORE CRABS!" AA yells, before eating Clawgrip.

"That was our member Clawgrip!" says Squidabeth.

"Wait, wasn't Clawgrip evil?" I ask.

"He was, until he was tired of being evil, so he decided to join us." says Barry. Edited by SirBenelux    14:17, 19 June 2019 Chase McFly

"Why does your name sound like Rod Serling?" Rocko asks Cod Sealing. 14:34, 19 June 2019 AsTheAA "Ah. Because this, is the Twilight Zone." Cod Sealing says, as he fades away. Just kidding, that was a decoy, the real one comes. Edited by AsTheAA    14:43, 19 June 2019 SirBenelux

"Because, I'm Rod Serling's cousin." says Cod Sealing. Thunder and lightning then happens and the Twilight Zone theme plays. Edited by SirBenelux    14:43, 19 June 2019 Chase McFly "So this is the Twilight Zone..." I say. The Vokey-Weyes then start to change into these: 2019 06 17 Kleki (11) 14:47, 19 June 2019 RockoRama "Well, we haven't been in the Twilight Zone for a while," I say. "Let's hope it doesn't get too scary..." 14:50, 19 June 2019 Chase McFly

The red country cardboxes with white eyes, white stars, and  a generic country then become: 2019 06 17 Kleki (10) 14:53, 19 June 2019 SirBenelux

"Why did it have to be this..." says Rocko, before walking off and smacking into a glass pane. 14:55, 19 June 2019 CaptainCape

I'm frozen for a second, then I mutter 'Whyyy...' and faint. 15:00, 19 June 2019 AsTheAA I chew on a dog bone and point at one of the weird Rockos. "That's my son you morons." I say. Edited by AsTheAA    15:01, 19 June 2019 Chase McFly

A still traumatized Rocko rushes over, grabs Cape, and drags him away to The Revolution. 15:08, 19 June 2019 AsTheAA I forcefully grab a different Rocko than the one I pointed out and drag him away. "Come son, we're going to play catch, don't fall in the lava!" I say. 15:10, 19 June 2019 CaptainCape

I'm brought to the medbay, and look through a window at one of the Rockos being thrown high in the sky, with the one AA called his son watching. 15:11, 19 June 2019 Chase McFly

I then grab AA and drag him to the medbay, where Patrick decides to run some tests on him. 15:30, 19 June 2019 CaptainCape

I decide to go back to Awesometown, wearing goggles that replace Vokey-Weyes with simple, black, non-frightening or traumatising squares. 15:45, 19 June 2019 Chase McFly

Meanwhile, on the Planet Fastage in the Bloody Real Galaxy,  Andhra and Tieng come across a crying baby with brown hair and glasses. 15:46, 19 June 2019 CaptainCape

They decide to adopt the baby, and they call him Jon 'Harry' Andhreng. 15:57, 19 June 2019 Chase McFly

Andhra does a  DNA analysis of Harry, he appears to be half-cheese, half-human, with a recessive cheese exterior phenotype that will take over when he hits his late 20s, turning him into a slice of cheese. 15:59, 19 June 2019 CaptainCape

Andhra and Tieng decide to never feed Harry dairy, since that would be cannibalism. 16:02, 19 June 2019 Chase McFly Harry rapidly becomes a young child. 2019 06 19 Kleki (2) 16:10, 19 June 2019 AsTheAA Meanwhile, Patrick finds out I'm going insane due to the mushrooms I ate at EdiLand. 16:12, 19 June 2019 Chase McFly

At least, Patrick believes that. But the real cause of your insanity remains unknown. We get back in the ship and head to the Honduran Galaxy. Edited by Chase McFly    22:20, 20 June 2019 FourIsBestHost It is not named after the country Honduras, but Martin Honduras, former Cuppar leader. 18:23, 19 June 2019 RockoRama On our way, we pick up on our radar, another ship, radar signature showing it to be Martin Honduras himself. 19:09, 19 June 2019 Chase McFly

“Hola,” Martin says. “I went up into space and created a lot of planets. 26 to be precise. Here’s Planet C, where the Hondurans live.” He shows us a green, white, and red planet full of people that look human, all wearing identical blue and white outfits. 19:22, 19 June 2019 Sandwitch666 Sandwitch666

"Martin Honduras," I say while pretending to extend my hand for a handshake, but then I pull it away making him look silly. "I don't like you. You're boring and everything you talk about is a diversion to hide some big secret you refuse to tell anyone. So unless it is the cure for death by boredom please do us a favor and shut up." I then teleport somewhere else. "Hey where's my handshake," Martin says dissappointedly. Edited by Sandwitch666    23:17, 19 June 2019 Views06 Views06

Rocko shakes his hand.

Rocko: Well that really aaaahhhh's by blahs. 01:37, 20 June 2019 Chase McFly

Martin takes us takes us to his Planet C house. 01:45, 20 June 2019 Doratron 9001.1.2 Doratron 9001.1.2

I blow it up so he builds a new one, but I don't like how slow and nonchalant Martin Honduras built his new house so I keep blowing up his house until he becomes an expert carpenter.

"Ew, I hate men who build stuff with wood. I'm so over Martin Honduras like who even is that? Never mind, I gtg." I say and throw a milkshake at Sandwitch666's face before leaving. 03:00, 20 June 2019 Sandwitch666 Sandwitch666

Doratron is confronted by her arch nemesis Told-Ya-Zo-Witch.

"Say Avocado!" demands Told-Ya-Zo-Witch.

"No," says Doratron 9001.1.2.

"Hah! I knew that you were going to say 'No' at exactly 12:42:31 GMT and then you did it just like my puppet! MwahahahahahaAHAHAHAHAHAHA*burp*hahaha," responds Told-Ya-Zo-Witch causing Doratron to overheat. When suddenly... 03:35, 20 June 2019 Doratron 9001.1.2 Doratron 9001.1.2

"Told-Ya-Zo Witch is a fan of the band Coldplay." I say making her scream in agony. "She is super annoying and we all kind of wish she'd just not act like that. But Coldplay are afraid to tell her because they are so very unpopular with witches and all the other witches tried to cast an evil spell on Coldplay so that they would turn into the band Phish. But when they didn't and just kept being Coldplay, Told-Ya-Zo Witch was like, 'Ahahahahahahaha see? SEE?!?!? NOW YOU ALL SEE AHAHAHAAAAA!!!' and so the story continues etc..."

But just as I conclude my long, tiring rant and start nodding off...a big spaceship full of monsters lands and starts chasing everyone. 03:49, 20 June 2019 Sandwitch666 Sandwitch666

"Maybe you should focus on the task we are all working on, Doratron. Finding CheeseCrocker in space is the mission that has brought us all together. You might even call it the, 'plot of our story' in a cheesy metaphorical way. Anyways, you really have a short temper for a computer sometimes." I say while convienently avoiding the fact that I know nothing about computer hardware at all. "If I know computers, she probably just needs a good reboot or two."

Martin Honduras takes us to his summer house, which is also on Planet C. 04:00, 20 June 2019 Doratron 9001.1.2 Doratron 9001.1.2

"I'd like to remind Views06 about the time I was needlessly rude to her," I interrupt the entire conversation to blurt out. "Martin, you were saying..." 04:02, 20 June 2019 Chase McFly

Eventually, we realize CheeseCrocker is not in this galaxy, so we head to the Equatorial Galaxy. 04:03, 20 June 2019 Views06 Views06 reply to #317

Doratron 9001.1.2 wrote: "I'd like to remind Views06 about the time I was needlessly rude to her," I interrupt the entire conversation to blurt out. "Martin, you were saying..."

I am Male and go by Views. 05:09, 20 June 2019 AsTheAA I kick Doratron out of the ship on the way. 08:26, 20 June 2019 FourIsBestHost I find out that we are running out of fuel. 11:55, 20 June 2019 Chase McFly

We land on a planet in the equatorial galaxy that’s all land. 11:55, 20 June 2019 FourIsBestHost I then refuel the ship, then try to talk to the creatures that live here. Apparently they can't talk. 11:56, 20 June 2019 Chase McFly

We find a system of hand guestures to communicate with them. 11:58, 20 June 2019 SirBenelux

I kick Sandwitch out of the ship, the planet is called Terrasia, and the creatures are called Hushies (because hush means silence) 11:59, 20 June 2019 Chase McFly

Then Goopers goes into a coma. 12:02, 20 June 2019 CaptainCape

I learn the hand gesture system - which we call the 'Hushian Sign Language' or HSL - as fast as possible and then ask the Hushies where we can find a hospital. Perhaps the Hushie doctors can find out why Goopers got into a coma. 12:30, 20 June 2019 FourIsBestHost A Hushie doctor replies that there is a hospital in front of the tallest building on Terrasia, the Hushie Tower. 13:06, 20 June 2019 Chase McFly

At the hospital, we find Goopers was exposed to a toxic Hushy chemical. 13:20, 20 June 2019 SirBenelux

The chemical is called hushium, which Goopers is allergic to. 14:07, 20 June 2019 Chase McFly

I grab 135 medical items and use them to cure him. 14:15, 20 June 2019 SirBenelux

Goopers is cured, but suddenly, Blue CheeseCrocker appears via teleportation.

"Hello there, old friends." says Blue CheeseCrocker. 14:25, 20 June 2019 Chase McFly

“Hi, Blue CheeseCrocker, how have your space travels been?” I ask. 14:27, 20 June 2019 SirBenelux

"Great." says Blue CheeseCrocker. "Also, I heard the news that my friend CheeseCrocker was missing. Are you looking for him?" Edited by SirBenelux    14:45, 20 June 2019 Chase McFly

“Yes,” I say, only for Blue CC to vanish. Meanwhile, Harry starts turning into cheese. 14:47, 20 June 2019 SirBenelux

We then realize that CheeseCrocker isn't in this galaxy either and head to the Egg Galaxy. 17:50, 20 June 2019 Chase McFly

In the Egg galaxy, the planets are elliptical. We go land on a planet that looks like an egg version of Saturn. On it, we see cats, except they’re weird Spore creatures. 17:53, 20 June 2019 AsTheAA We try to greet them, but their form of communication is a specific way of hurting someone, I bash one of the cats heads with a brick, which unfortunately means a very vulgar word. 18:21, 20 June 2019 ItsIceman159er ItsIceman159er

I poke each of the cats with a tiny needle, which means to play with a ball of yarn. 21:30, 20 June 2019 Doratron 9001.1.2 Doratron 9001.1.2

After waking up from my long nap to play with the cats, I give Views a high-five and say, "sup muh bro!" 21:36, 20 June 2019 Rainbow Beckham Jr Rainbow Beckham Jr

Apropo of nothing in particular, I happen to be wearing a cap with a really flat brim like it's so flat that you could balance a cue ball on it and go for a stroll around the block like nothing.

"Check it out!" I say. "It's way flat." 21:40, 20 June 2019 Chase McFly

Andhra and Tieng decide to relocate the fast-aging block of cheese that was Harry out of the Bloody Real Galaxy. 22:12, 20 June 2019 Doratron 9001.1.2 Doratron 9001.1.2

But then I upstage Rainbow by showing off my cool sneakers with wheels that light up and you can pump air into them when you're bored. "Whoa! So cool!" they all say. 23:04, 20 June 2019 Sandwitch666 Sandwitch666

I show up with a plate of fancy cheeses from the most remote locations in the galaxy. 23:07, 20 June 2019 Chase McFly

We then head over to the Smorian Galaxy. 23:50, 20 June 2019 SirBenelux

While heading to the Smorian Galaxy, I kick Doratron's Cult (Doratron, Sandwitch, Iceman, Rainbow (I'd prefer calling Beckham "Rainbow")) out of the ship. 09:54, 21 June 2019 FourIsBestHost We land on a planet with a city that looks like New York, but with giant pyramids in the place of some buildings. 10:49, 21 June 2019 SirBenelux

The city is called New Egypt, and we see some mummies walking around the city. Edited by SirBenelux    11:03, 21 June 2019 Chase McFly

The mummies are eating smores and speaking their own language. 11:10, 21 June 2019 SirBenelux

We then find a Macy's store in New Egypt, which is selling s'mores. Edited by SirBenelux    11:33, 21 June 2019 AsTheAA In this society, if you don't have a smore, you're disrespected. 11:30, 21 June 2019 SirBenelux

Luckily, I've packed some s'mores before leaving Earth. Edited by SirBenelux    11:33, 21 June 2019 Chase McFly

Then a mummy invites us into a restaurant. Edited by Chase McFly    11:41, 21 June 2019 SirBenelux

The restaurant is called Chez Mummy. It serves New Yorker and Egyptian food. As we enter the restaurant, we then see Tidal Co. investigating the restaurant for a dangerous bacteria, and also for some s'more tenders (they're like chicken tenders but with s'mores), because Tidal Co. just loves 'em. Edited by SirBenelux    11:41, 21 June 2019 Chase McFly

I ask if Tidal Co. hitched a ride with us to get to this galaxy, since we saw Barry, Squidabeth, and Cod Sealing back in the other galaxy. Edited by Chase McFly    11:53, 21 June 2019 SirBenelux

"No, we didn't." says Barry.

"But we can take you to the Elomadro galaxy." says Squidabeth. "Right after our meal."

"Wait, how did you know that we were planning to go to the Elomadro galaxy?" says Mr. Crocker.

"We were in the planet Cheese investigating for a cheese virus." says Cod Sealing.

"And we saw you write the galaxies you need to go to find CheeseCrocker." says the Fisherman (from Don't Look Now and The Night Patty).

"Oh, that makes sense." says Mr. Crocker.

"So let's enjoy our s'more tenders." says Barry.

ONE HOUR LATER

"Okay, let's go to the Elomadro galaxy, because Cheese isn't in this galaxy either." I say. 11:56, 21 June 2019 Chase McFly

So we head to the Elomadro Galaxy, and see all the planets are red. 12:24, 21 June 2019 Sandwitch666 Sandwitch666

I am outraged at Doratron for pretending to be the leader of my cult and sentence her to be burned at the stake. "Now all you Doratron worshipers will think twice before crossing me!" I warn them while also keeping an eye out for CheeseCrocker. 15:42, 21 June 2019 Chase McFly

We go land on one planet, where they appear to have cars, except they're from around the 50s. 17:05, 21 June 2019 CaptainCape

It turns out that they're made by Graham Winslow, who is also the discoverer of the planet. This also explains why the planet is called Grahamercury. 18:52, 21 June 2019 Chase McFly

Graham then turns out to be Elmo. 19:27, 21 June 2019 Doratron 9001.1.2 Doratron 9001.1.2

"Now let me begin the story of how I got the name Graham," Elmo says. "It was after Cookie Monster had just ordered another round of cookies and we were all stuffed..." Meanwhile, I have been rebuilding myself to become flame resistant but unfortunately idk how to untie myself from the stake. "Uhhh...oww I'm burning ooh that's hot..." I say so that eventually someone will think I am dead. 20:04, 21 June 2019 Sandwitch666 Sandwitch666

"So then you ordered graham crackers or something. I don't really see your point, Elmo Is A Doofus Whose Name Is Really Long And Stupid. I wasn't even planning to address you in the first place until you talked about something cool." I say. "Someone poke Doratron with a fork to see how done she is, I want that heritic slow roasted with percision!" Edited by Sandwitch666    20:10, 21 June 2019 UmmIdkThisIGuess UmmIdkThisIGuess

I serve Sandwitch some tea and tell her that it is nap time.

When suddenly... Edited by UmmIdkThisIGuess    20:13, 21 June 2019 Chase McFly

Elmo tells us he owns this galaxy and all the planets, and we need to escape and get to the Crockerlorian Galaxy, so we do.

Once there, we're greeted by The Cheese Phantom, except now he's The Fetta Phantom. Edited by Chase McFly    01:12, 22 June 2019 AsTheAA I insult his mother. 09:50, 22 June 2019 Chase McFly

"Don't do that, you cat phantom," TFP says. 12:37, 22 June 2019 CaptainCape

However, The Swiss Banshee, the wife of TFP, appears and starts to argue with TFP about whether they should move out of the Crockerlorian Galaxy or not.

'C'mon, let's move on to the next planet,' I whisper to Chase. 13:01, 22 June 2019 Chase McFly

"Okay, fine," I say as we get back in the Revolution and head to the next planet, Planet Cricket. 13:15, 22 June 2019 FourIsBestHost I then find out Elmo is not actually Graham, he just decided to steal his identy to make everyone think he is dead. 13:34, 22 June 2019 Chase McFly

Then Four, me, Cape, and Rocko are beamed to Cricket by Benelux. 13:43, 22 June 2019 SirBenelux

I then beam myself there and do some research on the planet.

"According to my research, this planet is presumably full of crickets." I say. "HERE THEY COME NOW!" Some cricket-like creatures then find us. 14:09, 22 June 2019 CaptainCape They're called the Crikiitis, and they look like this. Crkiitis They care very much about their environment being clean. They stare at us distrustingly since I'm holding some broken parts of the ship's engine I removed, and they mistake it for trash. 15:15, 22 June 2019 Chase McFly

They then start eating it, which causes us to be stuck here while Cape finds new parts. In the meantime, I make them calm down and ask if they've ever seen a talking cheese. 18:10, 22 June 2019 CaptainCape

'You talking about the Milkhans?' one of them asks. 'They always annoy us. We throw them in the dumpster when we find them,' the alien continues as he points at a giant dumpster in the middle of a city. 18:16, 22 June 2019 Doratron 9001.1.2 Doratron 9001.1.2

The giant dumpster becomes a music festival for the crickets, which I shrink myself down to cricket size to attend. But then Sandwitch sends the band Coldplay to chase after me with ski masks and crow bars. "This'en here ain't yer neek er da wuuds..." they say menancingly. 19:03, 22 June 2019 Sandwitch666 Sandwitch666

"Now you've done it, Doratron." I say and throw some bongos and violins at them so they turn into Dave Matthews Band. "Whew where was I that was totally crazy!" Dave Matthews says.

"There's no time! The Milkhans are becoming cheese and we'll all be stuck in the cheese ahahharhrhagaghagh..." I say as my head sinks below the cheese. 19:09, 22 June 2019 Chase McFly

We decide to head to the next galaxy, Rhododendron. 19:16, 22 June 2019 Koopsers Joopsers

Goofy Goopsers loved it.

Goopsers: "Oh boy, this is just epic!"

Chase: "I know!"

Goopsers: "If only Unnamed Purple Skunk that sounds French but is Not French was here.."

In the same planet, 2 miles away from them was a certain guy stuck in a cabin. He'll be revealed later. Edited by Koopsers Joopsers    19:31, 22 June 2019 CaptainCape

The planet is called Kiradin and it's covered in snow and ice. It's the homeworld of the Milkhans too, since the temperatures keep them fresh. 10:00, 23 June 2019 Chase McFly

We ask to explore their civilization. 11:54, 23 June 2019 CaptainCape

They offer to give us a tour if we help fixing a problem in a nearby factory. 15:32, 23 June 2019 Chase McFly

I realize AA is possessed. But by whom, we don't know yet. 16:05, 23 June 2019 Howtocool Howtocool

a portal opens and  howtocool comes out of it. “where am i” Edited by Chase McFly    19:27, 24 June 2019 Koopsers Joopsers

They keep walking, with Goofy still babbling about Fifi.

The man stuck in the cabin was banging on the door. The wood was very loose, and they were only 5 feet away from him.

Chase: "I wonder who's in there."

The wood got looser.

They'd all walk up.

Goofy: "Is it the skunk? Oh mama!"

He'd walk up near the door, the guy who came out....

...was Austin! He became human, and he saw Goofy.

Austin: "It's you.. About time we met."

Goofy: "Uh.. what are you talking about?"

Goofy was shaking.

Austin: "YOU KILLED MY COUSIN, NOW I'M GONNA KILL YOU!"

Goofy: "Wait that doesn't.. heh heh.. eehhh"

Austin grabs Goofy's neck and strangles him.

Chase: "NO GOOFY!"

They try to pull back Austin, but they had failed. Goofy had became purple, and he had been strangled to death.

Chase: "What have you done?!"

Austin: "I strangled Goofy. He murdered my cousin. He lied about himself... I was there when my cousin died. I've been following you around, and then this piece of crap realized it, so he threw me into this cabin. And then, I got teleported here!"

Chase: "Wow.. I never knew that."

Cape: "I know, a friend being revealed to be a murderer."

Austin: "He also lied about himself! He is not Goofy Koopsers, that is just a false identity. I don't know his real one, but I do know that he killed my cousin!" 02:41, 24 June 2019 Howtocool Howtocool

howtocool just stares at this madness and then says ...i might have made a mistake comeing back right now 03:04, 24 June 2019 Chase McFly

As we head into the Oculus Galaxy (currently colliding with the Crasher galaxy) an adult blue sponge with purple eyes and a green grass skirt appears.

Chase: Koopsers? But how?

Koopsers: It was the Mystical Cup...it brought me back..

Chase: Rejoin us, buddy!

Koopsers: Glady, I just won't speak much anymore...

Chase: Glad to have you back regardless. 03:15, 24 June 2019 AsTheAA We get into the Oculus Galaxy and its madness there. I throw a rock at one of the planets. 07:07, 24 June 2019 SirBenelux

We land on one of the planets, which is called Rift, and see a Virtuarena there that has Oculus Rift VR headsets. That must be why this galaxy is called Oculus, and that also must be why one of its planets is called Rift. 11:03, 24 June 2019 Chase McFly

The VR headsets place us in a world where we’re all famous. 11:08, 24 June 2019 SirBenelux

We then get free Krabby Patties at the Krusty Krab, which makes Plankton jealous of his rival giving away free Krabby Patties to famous people. Edited by SirBenelux    11:10, 24 June 2019 Chase McFly

After a lot of fun in the Virtual World, we see a giant purple ball in the sky. “Is that Talinight?” I ask, since AH93 told us about him. Edited by Chase McFly    11:40, 24 June 2019 SirBenelux

I then use my binoculars to look closer. "Nah, it's just a purple blimp saying "Eat at McDonald's". That's weird, because I don't see any McDonald's in Bikini Bottom." I say. "Also, didn't McDonald's go out of business?" Edited by SirBenelux    11:36, 24 June 2019 AsTheAA "This is a mystery we should solve, but first we need a McChicken." I say with a lisp. 11:42, 24 June 2019 SirBenelux

"Would you please stop imitating me? It is starting to get very annoying." says the French narrator. 11:44, 24 June 2019 Chase McFly

Then the French Narrator is revealed to be Talinight impersonating him, using a microphone from the Eruba Galaxy, which he then swallows. “It was full of French guys in scuba gear anyway,” 11:49, 24 June 2019 SirBenelux

We then retreat to the Kangaroo Galaxy, and there, we see a lot of kangaroos. Edited by SirBenelux    11:59, 24 June 2019 CaptainCape

However, there are also robotic beings from the Crasher part of the Croculus Galaxy (the fusion of Crasher and Oculus). They crash all the time, and they think it's strange that we and the kangaroos don't crash at all. Edited by CaptainCape    12:03, 24 June 2019 Chase McFly

Rocko is kidnapped by the kangaroo leader. “Does this guy have dwarfism?” He asks as he brings Rocko to his Lab. Edited by Chase McFly    12:06, 24 June 2019 CaptainCape

We ended up near a notable kangaroo city, Hopolis. The mayor welcomes us to Hopolis and gives us a tour. 12:06, 24 June 2019 Chase McFly

The wallabies from Rockopolis invade, leaving us no choice but to head to the Bloody Real Galaxy, since their galaxy dies without life. 12:08, 24 June 2019 FourIsBestHost The Bloody Real Galaxy only has one habitable planet, which is known for having developed many games, the most popular one being Age of MPH, where you can race on various planets in the galaxy:

(the game itself is a parody of the actual game called Age of Speed, which can no longer be played, but you can see a gameplay video of it at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pX7jypRDyTY) Edited by FourIsBestHost    12:54, 24 June 2019 Chase McFly

Tieng and Andhra are on it with their sadly inanimate cheese son. 13:08, 24 June 2019 FourIsBestHost As we land on the planet, I find out that the games developed here are popular across the whole universe. Edited by FourIsBestHost    13:13, 24 June 2019 Chase McFly

“Wow, we found him,” The adult blue sponge with purple eyes and green grass skirt says as he caresses the large, immobile cheese. 13:20, 24 June 2019 SirBenelux

"What the hell happened with CheeseCrocker?" I say. "Where's he now?" Edited by SirBenelux    14:04, 24 June 2019 Chase McFly

I look at the cheese. “That’s him. At least, it looks exactly like him.” I grab Rocko’s long-forgotten sonic screwdriver and get DNA with it, which I then test. “It’s him alright. But he’s not dead, his soul is gone,” 14:10, 24 June 2019 SirBenelux

"I think Harry is going through the same life cycle as CheeseCrocker." I say. 14:15, 24 June 2019 Chase McFly

“Harry is a reincarnated CheeseCrocker, except he lacks his soul,” I say, as we look up from our planet (which is called Fastage) and see a red liquid in the sky. 14:18, 24 June 2019 AsTheAA This red liqud is actually Kool-Aid with food coloring. 14:20, 24 June 2019 Chase McFly

But then a real blood comet passes by. “It’s bloody real blood!” Rocko exclaims, as we realize how the galaxy got its name. 14:23, 24 June 2019 AsTheAA This blood is solid and we hop onto it. 14:27, 24 June 2019 SirBenelux

But then an evil life form rises.

"What the flying foogle is that?" says Rocko, traumatized because of the evil life form.

"I AM THE BLOOD GOD!" says the Blood God, in a very demonic voice.

"Bloody hell......" I say. Edited by SirBenelux    14:43, 24 June 2019 Chase McFly

Rocko and I have a scuffle over the sonic screwdriver, which causes Fastage to blow up and splatter blood all over The N.E.S. Revolution. 14:45, 24 June 2019 SirBenelux

The explosion also caused the Blood God be destroyed, and we get back to the Revolution. Edited by SirBenelux    14:52, 24 June 2019 Chase McFly

Getting to safety, AA starts feeling sick due to his possession. I scan who’s in him. It’s CheeseCrocker’s soul! Edited by Chase McFly    14:54, 24 June 2019 CaptainCape

'How can we get that soul out? I wouldn't risk trying it with that screwdriver,' I say. 14:57, 24 June 2019 Chase McFly

“We need to find who did this first,” I say. “Also, this is only a partial soul, where’s the other half?” 15:01, 24 June 2019 Koopsers Joopsers

Koopsers: "I an only a hologram just to let you people know. I am an interpretation if he was still alive." 15:14, 24 June 2019 Chase McFly

Then the guy who actually projected Koopsers’ hologram appears. He’s a dark blue kitchen sponge with a paper bag skirt, googly eyes, and a pipe cleaner face and limbs. “My name is Kitchen Guy-Guy, or shall I say Coopsers Goopsers since my creator named me that,” The sponge says. 15:22, 24 June 2019 Koopsers Joopsers

Austin: "What's with all of these sponges?" 15:24, 24 June 2019 RockoRama Then Woofsers Oofsers arrives.

"Did I call at a bad time?" 15:26, 24 June 2019 Koopsers Joopsers

Austin: "I feel like there's a reason why there's all of these sponges.." 15:27, 24 June 2019 RockoRama "Well I know a paranormal investigator who could help us with that, as well as figuring out the whole situation with CheeseCrocker's soul I think," Woofsers Oofsers says, raising her mobile. "His name is Spuži Kvadratnik, and - heh - ironically enough, he's also a sponge." Edited by RockoRama    15:31, 24 June 2019 Koopsers Joopsers

(Oy, Ricky Gervais here advertising the new NES part. https://never-ending-storysbforums.fandom.com/wiki/Thread:6157 You're gonna love it. The part hasn't started, but I'm pretty damn excited for it. The Big Benelux made it, and man the concept is really interesting.

So, we make a TV station. Sounds interesting already, right? Heh heh. And so we make some TV shows and commercials. We can even probably get those TV shows on different channels and get those commercials on about every single goddamn channel! Maybe we could be the kings of Cable TV! Who knows, man? But I sure am pretty excited. So, just go to the page, press the follow button, and maybe just post a post saying

"Can't wait for this part!"

Ricky Gervais, out!) Edited by Koopsers Joopsers    15:37, 24 June 2019 Chase McFly

Spuži Kvadratnik arrives and draws a picture of Talinight. "He usually hangs over on the enourmous Red Hole in the cneter of the galaxy, and he knows the whole story.." 15:55, 24 June 2019 RockoRama "Well, that's all well and good and all," says Woofsers Oofsers, checking her watch even though that wouldn't do her any good while not on Earth. "But how do we pull this off? We don't have any advanced computers."

"Yes we do!" says Spuži, pulling yet another sponge out of nowhere, who is wearing a blue cap and has a facial expression that looks almost lifeless.

"Look at that, how ironic," Woofsers laughs. "Another sponge."

"This is Paavo Pesusieni, a robot created by one of my Finnish friends," Spuži says.

"Robot? I find several flaws in your logic. I am that of a sponge like the multitude of you," Paavo says.

"Although, he never likes to admit it," Spuži adds. 16:30, 24 June 2019 Chase McFly

"Nice to meet you guys..." I say, as we fly The Revolution to the Red Hole.

"This bloody hole better give us bloody answers," I say. Rocko looks at me strangely, but I tell him I meant it literally. 16:33, 24 June 2019 RockoRama "Well, I guess it's going to take a while to get there, so we just have to wait," I say, getting out my phone and doing stuff. 16:37, 24 June 2019 Chase McFly

We finally arrive in the red hole, the ship falling through it. The whole appears to be so massive on the inside. Finally, we see a castle with "Talinight' on it. Edited by Chase McFly    16:41, 24 June 2019 RockoRama And we find ourselves face to face with... 16:41, 24 June 2019 Chase McFly

Talinight himself. "What do you foolish humans, sponges, wallaby, weird crocodile-mouthed dinosaur, and other beings want?" He asks, his voice booming even though this is space. 16:43, 24 June 2019 RockoRama "Oh my," I mutter to you lot, terrified. "Which one of us is doing the talking then?" 16:45, 24 June 2019 Chase McFly

"I assume you're here about CheeseCrocker?" Talinight asks. 'Sit back and relax on my blood couch, it's quite a tale. In fact, that's how I got my nickname. I told tales at night to my friends before everything chamnged. Their names are Oodbly, Oldboy, and Dyolob. My real name is Blake Ansers, but we're getting sidetracked here. I suppose it starts with a squirrel named Sandy, who came to a rather good-looking guy during one of his returns to Earth so he could protect CheeseCrocker from harm.." Edited by Chase McFly    17:36, 24 June 2019 RockoRama We see Sandy standing out in an abandoned and destroyed street as she speaks to herself, while distant explosions and horrifying sounds can be heard.

"It used to be safe here. What happened since then?

...There's only one thing I can do about it now."

We then see Sandy talking to someone who is in the shadows facing away from us, much like in news reports when someone wants to remain incognito.

"Please, there's no other choice. The war has gone too far. And I know we've been good friends and all, and this is the only way to keep CheeseCrocker safe. Will you help me?" she says as the flashback ends.

"...And the person she asked for help was me." Edited by RockoRama    17:11, 24 June 2019 Chase McFly

“But you didn’t,” I realize. “You regenerated his body into a human infant and split his soul in two. The only question is, where’s his other half?” 17:22, 24 June 2019 Howtocool Howtocool

howtocool who desided not to leave ask chase what he has missed sense he was gone 18:00, 24 June 2019 Chase McFly

I say this jerk named Talinight took Cheese from us, but he hears us call him a jerk and tosses us in his dungeon, before grabbing AA and hurling him and Harry into the depths of space. 18:27, 24 June 2019 CaptainCape

I look around the dungeon, but can't find a quick escape route. 19:08, 24 June 2019 Chase McFly

As they sail towards the sun, AA takes out the sonic screwdriver he stole from Rocko, and goes inside Harry for cover. Once they reach the scorching flames, AA grabs the Sonic and directs Harry to The Iceland Target Cafe, where they accidentally almost crush Views. AA and Views are glad to see each other, but then Michael and Mark Sabine arrive, on a quest to spread marmalade on all the stars in the universe. Getting up to greet them, AA slips on the marmalade, which causes him to lose the sonic, which ends up in Views’ face. AA grabs the sonic and sticks it into his head, twisting it, he then falls next to Views. Michael and Mark also slip. Suddenly, CheeseCrocker rises, his soul somehow back. “What the heck happened here?” Cheese asks. 19:09, 24 June 2019 Views06 Views06

I lay dead on the ground. The Views Recovery Center recovers me, and I return to the Sun. 19:36, 24 June 2019 Chase McFly

Meanwhile, Cheese took AA to a hospital on Earth with his rocket and decides to go check on Views. 19:38, 24 June 2019 Views06 Views06 Williamallenwhite

In the building right next to the hospital, John Linnell grabs his accordion for the special performance of Filler Night dedicated to CheeseCrocker's return.

But a jolly old face, similar to PlaceFace plans to crash the concert. He wants to roll over and crush all the musical instruments. 20:06, 24 June 2019 Chase McFly

Cheese went right by the sun to go find our dungeon, since AA told him where it was. 21:03, 24 June 2019 RockoRama Meanwhile, we are all in the dungeon attempting to find an exit or an escape before we get into any more trouble.

"I have detected a signal," Paavo suddenly says.

"You what?" I say, turning around.

"A signal has been received. Albeit unidentified, something is travelling toward our location from space." 21:30, 24 June 2019 Chase McFly

“Well, it’s either rescuers or Talinight tricking us,” I say. Then, I hear Talinight scream, “My eyes! My eyes, you stupid idiot!” He begins stomping and stomping because there’s too much blood in his eyes for him to see. The ceiling collapses and Talinight falls into the dungeon, knocked unconscious by impact. At the top of the hole, we see a hand with a grappling hook coming down to us. “Need a lift?” The person asks in a voice that sounds like CheeseCrocker. “Don’t let the angry purple ball climb,” 21:37, 24 June 2019 This reply has been removed Views06 Views06

The angry purple ball (Talinight) tries to roll up the rope, but Cosmobo's Ipad falls on Talinight's head, and explodes.

Chase: Woah! The last time we saw that freaky thing was in C1P1! 01:38, 25 June 2019 Chase McFly

We all climb up and see Cheese. "CheeseCrocker!" I exclaim. "Where have you been?"

"What happened?" Rocko asks.

"How'd you get here?" Coopsers Goopsers/Kitchen Guy-Guy asks. 01:49, 25 June 2019 Views06 Views06

CheeseCrocker: Aadits told me where it is. Speaking of which, how is Kitchen Guy-Guy alive?

Kitchen Guy-Guy: I... don't... know... 01:59, 25 June 2019 Chase McFly

"Aside from the potential identity crisis this guy's having, how are we gonna get home? The Revolution? It may need a cleaning though," I ask. 02:35, 25 June 2019 Views06 Views06

CheeseCrocker whips out his Cheese sucker. Cheesy is on Earth, so the gang can use the Cheese sucker to beam back to Earth. 02:44, 25 June 2019 Chase McFly

"I'll take the Revolution," Rocko says, getting in it. "Might pick up Views. You lot have fun getting back to Earth that way," Rocko then takes off. 02:46, 25 June 2019 Views06 Views06

Chase: So are we doing this?

CheeseCrocker: I'll get the Cheese sucker started.

Kitchen Guy-Guy: What exactly is life?

Aadits: 3 2 1 blast off.

The gang heads towards Earth. As they get closer and closer, they realize The Moon is in the way.

Cape: Holy Guacodoggy! The Moon is in the way! If we crash into it, we could ruin Earth's tides and create an infinite burst of Tidal Zones! 03:08, 25 June 2019 Chase McFly

Michael Rosen, from his Michael Rosen Recovery Center on the Sun, sees strange objects hurtling towards the moon. He fires his realignment pistol to save his moon friends, accidentally pushing Earth out of orbit. We end up landing safely on the moon, but Michael helps make it so now the Moon is the third planet from the Sun and the Earth is its natural satellite. We then ask Cheesy to try again, and he does. Still, there's no sign of Rocko, Views, and Michael as we finally reach our good old planet. 03:16, 25 June 2019 Views06 Views06

But then, I walk out of NES HQ to find everyone. 03:44, 25 June 2019 Chase McFly

I ask Views how he came back to Earth, and why he's holding a TV. 03:51, 25 June 2019 Views06 Views06

Views: I came back for the They Might Be Giants concert, and this TV displays the song lyrics. 04:00, 25 June 2019 Chase McFly

"Cool," Benelux says. "So are we gonna celebrate Cheese being back with a party?" 04:02, 25 June 2019 FourIsBestHost "Yes, why not?" I reply. 04:43, 25 June 2019 SirBenelux

"And we'll have a TMBG concert there!" I say. 09:39, 25 June 2019 FourIsBestHost We arrive, and when TMBG starts performing the song... a large piece of the wall breaks off! 09:57, 25 June 2019 Views06 Views06

The William Allen White Head crashes the concert, and starts running over speakers, and other equipment. People are running for their lives! 09:59, 25 June 2019 FourIsBestHost I quickly go outside, find a garden hose, and spray the WAWH. 10:04, 25 June 2019 Views06 Views06

He dissolves into mush, and everybody stomps him.

John Flansburgh: Hey look, everyone is stomping. We should sing the song Stomp Box next.

John Linnell: Good idea. 10:08, 25 June 2019 FourIsBestHost I then see an ad on the TV:

"You want to make your own TV station? Come to the TVM (Television Masters) Headquarters on 91 Lighthouse Street to get tips from only the best of the best!" 10:38, 25 June 2019 Views06 Views06

Views: If we want cash fast, we should start a channel with paid programming! Sorta like those German commercial compilations from the 80's. 10:41, 25 June 2019 FourIsBestHost Foury: "Well, that's a good idea! Let's go to 91 Lighthouse Street!" 10:47, 25 June 2019 Chase McFly

We head over there to customize it. "I'll handle the weather and big NES City news," I say. 11:32, 25 June 2019 FourIsBestHost As Chase says that, the leader of TVM greets us: "Hello, for help regarding starting your TV station, look for a man wearing a penguin costume." 11:40, 25 June 2019 SirBenelux

Suddenly, we see a man wearing a penguin costume, which is actually Rick from Rick and Morty.

"Rick? What are you doing here?" I ask.

"I'm dressing up as a penguin for a popular kids show called Winter Wonderland. It's a big hit, and the ratings are off the charts." says Rick.

"Oh, Winter Wonderland! That's my favorite show!" says Super Why.

"No time for chit-chat, we need some help starting our TV station." I say. 11:47, 25 June 2019 FourIsBestHost Rick: "Well, first, you need to decide a name." 11:49, 25 June 2019 SirBenelux

"What should we call our TV station?" I say.

"Ooh! I know! NES Werbe-Fernsehen!" says Views.

"Hmmm.... NES Werbe-Fernsehen... Pretty creative name. Accepted." says Rick. 11:53, 25 June 2019 Chase McFly

We decide to go shopping for the right supplies for NES Werbe-Fernsehen, 11:57, 25 June 2019 FourIsBestHost "So, what do we need?" I ask. "If we want to air movies, what do we need?"

Views answers the question with... 12:02, 25 June 2019 SirBenelux

...a crew, a script, actors, props and costumes, shooting, sound, electrics (i.e., lights), sets, and production special effects. 14:04, 25 June 2019 AsTheAA "Well, I stole a Matter Generator that can create everything." I say. 14:07, 25 June 2019 FourIsBestHost The Matter Generator though, can't create people. 14:08, 25 June 2019 AsTheAA We instead print tons of money and hire a crew. 14:11, 25 June 2019 Chase McFly

We decide to use ourselves as the actors and have various channels. We elect Four as the host of it, because she’s the best host. Edited by Chase McFly    14:16, 25 June 2019 SirBenelux

However, we still hire other people to be a crew. We hired like a kjghpillion people. 14:15, 25 June 2019 FourIsBestHost We then head back to the TVM Headquarters to announce NWF is almost set up. 14:17, 25 June 2019 AsTheAA We bring some of those who we met along the journey, as well. 14:17, 25 June 2019 SirBenelux

"Good job, guys!" says Mr. Bean, who is the leader of TVM. "You're now ready to make TV history!"

"Hey, that voice sounds so familiar..." says Chase, before Mr. Bean turns around.

"Mr. Bean?" I say. "You're the leader of TVM?"

"That's right!" says Mr. Bean.

"If you're the leader of TVM, then who was the other leader?" says Foury.

"Oh, him?" says Mr. Bean. "That's just an android tour guide. Pretty impressive, eh?" 14:21, 25 June 2019 Chase McFly

They Might Be Giants join us to play some Filler Nite. 14:21, 25 June 2019 AsTheAA During this, Advertising Guy and Boy are brought back by the Matter Generator's Grab feature. 14:24, 25 June 2019 Chase McFly

They Might Be Giants then begins their famous NES countdown until we board a bus called “Part 5”. 14:25, 25 June 2019 SirBenelux

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Everyone, stop posting now! 14:28, 25 June 2019 Chase McFly

“No continued posting in the halls!” POTT agrees. 14:29, 25 June 2019 There is a limit of 500 posts per thread.