Thread:Alien Tavern/@comment-7180588-20200824124501/@comment-27131899-20200926144455

"Technically, Tan M&M is actually the one behind the killing of the cartoon characters." Lisa Loud says. "I sent an invisible soundless drone to spy on the murderer. His exact words were 'He might regain control if he saw me, because he'd probably eat me.'"

"And he's working with Vul Smile! This is bad, guys!" I say.

"Affirmatory." Lisa Loud says.

"This is madness!" Lincoln says, facing to the camera.

"I know, right?" I say. "We need to-- Mabel, why are you wearing that tan-colored sweater with a lowercase M on it?"

"It's, uh, YOU'LL NEVER GET ME!" Mabel says, while running away.

"Mabel's been turned evil by Tan M&M!" Phineas says.

"I wonder how..." Bugs says.

"Wait a second!" I say. "I have my tablet connected to all of Talinight's surveillance cameras, and he's implanted them everywhere. Maybe we can check how Tan M&M turned Grunkle Stan, the Koopas and Mabel evil." We then check the footage picked up by Talinight's cameras on my tablet.

I then say "Not it" repeatedly while scrolling through SpongeBob's bathroom, the abandoned Dark Island (one of the forests), the inside of Mount Saint Universe, the Earth-Gravildus Batorok presidential quarters (the president's office), the M&M factory in Ann Arbor, the Yellowstone National Park's Old Faithful (camera planted from tree), the ruins of Countryball, the Eiffel Tower, the Louds' backyard, and the Celebrity Manhunt studio.

"God, how does that Talinight guy plant cameras all over the universe?" Dipper wonders.

"He uses an unsuspecting van just like Mr. Crocker." I say, while scrolling through more locations, such as the Toppat Clan Airship. "The van has a camera planting option, in which multiple mechanical claws have Minecraft Spawn Eggs that spawn cameras. The van is also indestructible and can fly."

"Are the claws indestructible? And so are the cameras?" Buford asks.

"Yes." I say. "Talinight really goes all out with these cameras, and they're also invisible." I then scroll through more locations, but then stop at the Mystery Shack, where I see a figure poof in and throwing mind control dust at Grunkle Stan. Then the figure poofs out.

"So that's how Tan M&M was able to brainwash everyone." I say. "He quickly poofs in at certain locations, namely, the Mystery Shack, the Mushroom Kingdom, the inside of SpongeBob's VW Beetle, threw mind control dust at Stan, the Koopas and Mabel, and then quickly poofed out."

"Diabolical." Ronnie Anne says.

"That's right, Ronnie Anne, and who knows if Tan M&M has more minions." I say. "Anyways, Luan, you might be a cuckoo little comedian, but you are also a genius."

"Aw, thanks." Luan says.

"So, everyone, here's the plan." I explain the plan:

"We all know that the Krabby Patty monsters caused by the Secret Patty and Red CheeseCrocker's doctors are weak to chum. You know, it just turns them back to normal and puke up the Secret Patties/doctor-ification serum. But we just discovered from Luan that Tan M&M's minions are also weak to chum. So, Plankton, do you have some chum with you?"

"Well, I managed to teleport a few dozen boxes into the storage compartment of this old hunk of junk." Plankton says.

"Hey!" SpongeBob says to Plankton.

"Perfect." I say. "But we don't know where Tan M&M and Vul's evil base is."

"They have an evil base?" Leni asks.

"Positively." I say. "Luckily, I managed to snag this map from Mabel's back pocket before she ran away."

"So, what does the map contain?" Shaggy asks.

"It's a map to the evil base." I say. "It's located in the abandoned Skype City, but it's far away from where we are. So we need to pass these locations on the map. First up, we need to go to Station Acres, a place full of railroads and train stations. It's located just near the Canada-US border, in Minnesota. But we're located in the Lele-something Jungle, which is in Iceland, so we need to turn this Beetle into a plane again. SpongeBob, will you do the honors?" SpongeBob turns the car into a plane.

"Remember, the only way to get to the next destination from Station Acres is by train, so we have to leave the plane behind once we get there." I say.

(Please do not change this)