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The story is here again, with a new reader and new stories! But will it ever end?

In this part, a battle between Target Café and Arby's begins! Can we help Target Café win the battle to keep their restaurant?

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FourIsBestHost

Current Status: Open! Edited by FourIsBestHost    15:00, 30 July 2019 SirBenelux

START!!! 14:59, 30 July 2019 Chase McFly

Mr. Free stands outside of the Arby's. The war has begun. 15:00, 30 July 2019 CaptainCape

He sees a 'Help Wanted' poster on the window, so he goes inside to 'apply for a job'. Of course, he just does this to infiltrate. Edited by CaptainCape    15:02, 30 July 2019 ReturnOfIsaac Green Starry asks : "If this is a restaurant war, do we have food weapons?" 15:03, 30 July 2019 CaptainCape

'Uhhh... I guess so?' I reply. 'Also, do you have any ideas for ad to mock Arby's with?' 15:05, 30 July 2019 FourIsBestHost

"We should rip apart a picture of the Arby's logo." I say. 15:05, 30 July 2019 ReturnOfIsaac Green Starry says : "I have a plan." 15:07, 30 July 2019 FourIsBestHost

Kevin Smork then throws Green Starry into a computer, thinking he's on the side of Arby's. Edited by FourIsBestHost    15:09, 30 July 2019 ReturnOfIsaac "What was that for?" Green Starry asked. "I haven't told you my plan!" He teleports out of the computer. Edited by ReturnOfIsaac    15:11, 30 July 2019 FourIsBestHost

Afterwards, Michael Rosen says "Don't throw Green Starry into computer."

(Characters being thrown into computers is a running gag.) 15:12, 30 July 2019 ReturnOfIsaac Wesley says : "Guys, just listen to his idea." 15:12, 30 July 2019 Chase McFly

On the sun, I'm helping Views install some plasma ovens. I am also getting strong ingredients that will help boost sunny dispositions from eating Target Grill food. 15:22, 30 July 2019 FourIsBestHost

Infec Ted then thinks of a plan for the other people on Arby's side. "We'll infiltrate the enemy's base, shooting tomatoes in the face of some of the enemies, then while they're stunned, we'll go outside and..." "Start shooting the windows!" one of the allies says. Infec Ted gets mad. "No interrupting me!" he says. 15:33, 30 July 2019 ReturnOfIsaac Green Starry says : "Okay, so my plan is called "R For...," Green Starry pulls out a rocket launcher "...Rocket Launcher." 15:34, 30 July 2019 FourIsBestHost

"And how will that help?" Chase asks. 15:36, 30 July 2019 ReturnOfIsaac Green Starry replies : "We just go inside and then fire it everywhere." He then gives everybody on Target Café's side a rocket launcher. "I'm not so sure about this now...," Wesley replies. 15:40, 30 July 2019 Thefirstblueyoshi2019

i come to the target cafe for the first time and green gives me one the second i get in 16:36, 30 July 2019 ReturnOfIsaac Green Starry says : "You'll need it." 17:14, 30 July 2019 SirBenelux

I then give Thefirstblueyoshi2019 some pancakes and orange juice. 17:22, 30 July 2019 Chase McFly

We're also selling some excellently-cooked pastries, which contain a lot of radioactive, yet edible, spicy ingredients. This will hopefully give us a "taste", so we'll be better than Arby's. 17:24, 30 July 2019 ReturnOfIsaac Green Starry asks : "Everybody ready?" 17:26, 30 July 2019 Thefirstblueyoshi2019

I say yes. 17:29, 30 July 2019 Chase McFly

We begin serving our first group of customers, and get to work making our service as good as possible. 17:29, 30 July 2019 FourIsBestHost

I then start making nsima, a traditional African food, topped with hot sauce. 17:30, 30 July 2019 Thefirstblueyoshi2019

i make food for people. 17:33, 30 July 2019 Chase McFly

I go take some orders. The first people I take an order are... 17:34, 30 July 2019 SirBenelux

...John Linnell, John Flansburgh, Dan Miller, Danny Weinkauf and Marty Beller, who are all part of TMBG. 17:35, 30 July 2019 Tomodachidudeball

But it doesn’t go so well 17:38, 30 July 2019 FourIsBestHost

Meanwhile, at Arby's, Infec Ted is ordering his workers to start making food. Surprisingly, their food has a very similar quality to ours.. 17:39, 30 July 2019 Chase McFly

Views is excited and asks TMBG for their autograph even though he's met them before. Views decides that celebrity guests will help with the situation. Edited by Chase McFly    17:39, 30 July 2019 ReturnOfIsaac Green Starry aims his rocket launcher and then fires it at Arby's. 17:40, 30 July 2019 SirBenelux

But Arby's has a protection system that blocks rockets, so the rocket gets destroyed once it almost reaches Arby's. 17:43, 30 July 2019 FourIsBestHost

Another customer that comes is famous actor and singer Paul Maifo. 17:45, 30 July 2019 Tomodachidudeball

And another is Sonic the Hedgehog 17:46, 30 July 2019 CaptainCape

Meanwhile, at Arby's, Mr. Free is trying to get the recipe of the foods served there. 17:49, 30 July 2019 FourIsBestHost

Infec Ted asks him if he is a customer. He replies yes, but when he accidentally says "I want to know your secrets for FREEEE!" he is kicked out of Arby's. 17:51, 30 July 2019 SirBenelux

Meanwhile, I make peanut butter and jelly sandwiches for Mario and Luigi. 17:53, 30 July 2019 RockoRama RockoRama

Billy Mays gets to work cooking in the kitchen, with a spatula in hand.

"Hi, Grilly Mays here! And I love squishing hamburgers!"

"Hmm, I think he might be a bit nutty..." I add. Edited by RockoRama    17:54, 30 July 2019 Tomodachidudeball

“Not to mention he only has experience in advertising...” 17:56, 30 July 2019 SirBenelux

I then make carrot and bean stew for Tim Rowett, but accidentally spill some mustard on the floor. 17:57, 30 July 2019 Chase McFly

Meanwhile, Klirork decides to go to Arby's, but is kicked out for gobbling a random customer up because he said he was "infected". Edited by Chase McFly    17:58, 30 July 2019 SirBenelux

So Klirork decides to go to Target Cafe and order an apple pie. 17:59, 30 July 2019 Chase McFly

Infec Ted then gets upset because his apple pies aren't nearly as good, so he decides to rename his "Deluxe tarte aux pommes avec glace". 18:02, 30 July 2019 FourIsBestHost

He then, wearing a wig to be harder to recognize, goes to Target Cafe to try stealing our apple pie recipe. Luckily, he only takes the last will of a customer who died of a heart attack after arriving. 18:05, 30 July 2019 Chase McFly

He ends up making a very inedible pie, which causes customer reviews to sour. Edited by Chase McFly    18:09, 30 July 2019 ReturnOfIsaac Green Starry asks : What should I make? 18:11, 30 July 2019 CaptainCape

'How about Pokey Patties?' I ask. 'Just put some aliens and a bunch of alien plants in a cooking pot, then squish that between some buns and you have a Pokey Patty!' 18:16, 30 July 2019 Tomodachidudeball

“Doesn’t that seem rude?” 18:22, 30 July 2019 CaptainCape

'Nah, some of them actually like being cooked,' I reply. 18:27, 30 July 2019 Tomodachidudeball

“That doesn’t make any sense...” 18:30, 30 July 2019 Chase McFly

I explain to Tomodachidude that it's pretty much just the livestock aliens. Meanwhile, the workers at Arby's now include.... 18:32, 30 July 2019 This reply has been removed RockoRama RockoRama

It seems the few workers at Arby's have mass-produced sentient pieces of meat to work for them.

Even though we're essentially outnumbered back at the Target Café, we've managed to speak to some of the people nearby who we're friends with and they've joined us to help get Target Café on top. 18:41, 30 July 2019 Chase McFly

We decide to get extra-terrestrial help from other planets we visisted in Part 4, to help add enough to our food that it gets better. We also find a rival to their meat mascot with Professor Oak. 18:42, 30 July 2019 CaptainCape

We also invite Pace, Cester and Dennih to the crew. Mario, Luigi, Mama Mia and Papa Pia also join in, mainly to serve Italian food. 18:46, 30 July 2019 FourIsBestHost

I then decide to make a special kind of ice cream. 18:51, 30 July 2019 Chase McFly

Dennih (Remember, she’s crazy) adds Ungrits to Four’s ice cream. 18:55, 30 July 2019 CaptainCape

So Ungrit-taste ice cream becomes a new product in Target Café. 18:57, 30 July 2019 Chase McFly

To boost profits, I open a nightclub and 24-hour Target Grill. 19:07, 30 July 2019 ReturnOfIsaac Green Starry holds up a Pokey Patty while saying : "Done and done!" 19:09, 30 July 2019 This reply has been removed Chase McFly

Meanwhile, at Arby's, they try to open a nightclub and grill, but don't have the money. So they begin roasting Target in advertisements. 20:27, 30 July 2019 Thefirstblueyoshi2019

I make more and more and more for days and days and days. 20:28, 30 July 2019 ReturnOfIsaac Green Starry says : "Guys! We have a problem!" "Which is...?" Wesley asks. "Arby's are dissing us in their ads, making us sound like a bad restaurant." 20:31, 30 July 2019 RockoRama RockoRama

So a lot of us sit around a table to try and come up with some ideas to get back at Arby's. 23:18, 30 July 2019 Chase McFly

We decide to work in complex backstories for our food items that involve the founders of Arby’s as villains. 23:43, 30 July 2019 Thefirstblueyoshi2019

we make better food than arby's's. 00:56, 31 July 2019 ReturnOfIsaac Wesley says : "The plan for food backstories is genius!" Edited by ReturnOfIsaac    09:25, 31 July 2019 FourIsBestHost

"I agree!" Chase says, while I start making pizza. 09:31, 31 July 2019 CaptainCape

I decide to write backstories about the food, while also giving it fancier names. 09:55, 31 July 2019 ReturnOfIsaac Green Starry asks Cape : "What'cha got so far, bud?" 10:39, 31 July 2019 SirBenelux

"Well, I've written a total number of--" says Cape, before being interrupted by a casserole which fell on Cape's head.

"Sorry." I say. "I was going to give this casserole to Kanagwi Pavisich, but I slipped on a banana peel and it fell on your head. But no worries, I can clean it up." Edited by SirBenelux    11:09, 31 July 2019 Chase McFly

Meanwhile, the Arby’s workers decide to use grease in their food. 11:16, 31 July 2019 Thefirstblueyoshi2019

i hear it and say but grease is good 11:44, 31 July 2019 FourIsBestHost

The grease is a special kind that makes any food taste good. 11:44, 31 July 2019 Chase McFly

So more customers go to Arby’s, until they see our food backstories. One of the food backstories includes... 11:47, 31 July 2019 FourIsBestHost

...the pizza dough at Arby's once being made of toenails, but when Infec Ted became the owner of Arby's, he changed it to be made of actual pizza dough ingredients. Edited by FourIsBestHost    11:59, 31 July 2019 SirBenelux

I then make pretzels for Trudermark Scallop, french fries for David Genloso, and red velvet cupcakes for Anti-Cosmo. But then, famous food critic Gene Scallop arrives, and he wants to taste Target Grill burgers made by Billy Mays. Should he give Target Grill a positive review, more people will go there. Edited by SirBenelux    14:03, 31 July 2019 ReturnOfIsaac Green Starry asks Wesley : "So, what're you making?" "Spaghetti!" replies Wesley. 12:38, 31 July 2019 CaptainCape

Spaghetti gets everywhere in the kitchen, inspiring us to make Spaghetti Burgers. 13:01, 31 July 2019 ReturnOfIsaac Wesley just stands there, unfazed. Green Starry asks : "What just happened?" 13:02, 31 July 2019 CaptainCape

'Oh, I forgot to tell you guys that someone usually says "Spaghetti!" once per part, and then spaghetti gets everywhere,' I explain while cooking a Spaghetti Burger. 13:12, 31 July 2019 This reply has been removed Yola65CC Yola65CC

then an explosion happens in the kitchen 13:23, 31 July 2019 Chase McFly

Cape's burger mix interacted with some toxic chemicals. Meanwhile, Arby's is making food for robots. 13:26, 31 July 2019 FourIsBestHost

Their food for robots becomes popular, making many robot customers come to Arby's. 13:28, 31 July 2019 Chase McFly

Then more people interested in robotics and science go to Arby's as well, so we decide.... Edited by Chase McFly    13:29, 31 July 2019 CaptainCape

So we decide to recruit some robot staff members, so robots who still go to Target Café have other robots to talk with. 13:29, 31 July 2019 Chase McFly

Eventually, robots begine xploding from Arby's food, so they find a new method: Using stars to cook food. However, this isn't as powerful as our solar-powered plasma ovens,, so they smear their ovens with grease. 13:32, 31 July 2019 CaptainCape

Back at Target, Dennih is making cake - from living Ayurps. When we ask her why she's putting living animals in a cake, she says that it makes the cake extra fresh and that the customers have free pets too. 13:35, 31 July 2019 FourIsBestHost

Then, a Scarruck from Syuska - Lobep, the leader of the Drano tribe, enters. 13:36, 31 July 2019 CaptainCape

He orders the Ayurp cake Dennih made, and some Pokey Patties with Ungrit sauce. 13:41, 31 July 2019 Chase McFly

Meanwhile, I decide to start promoting the Iceland Target Grill is a part of, knowing merchandise is good to win over the galactic public. 13:43, 31 July 2019 FourIsBestHost

Lobep really enjoys the Ayurp cake and the Pokey Patties, he even says "this place is way better than the Target Cafés on my home planet!" before he leaves in his spaceship. This makes more Scarrucks come to Target Grill. Edited by FourIsBestHost    13:52, 31 July 2019 SirBenelux

Billy Mays then makes a spaghetti burger and gives it to Gene Scallop, then tastes it and gives the place a positive review. Then, in a blink of an eye, more customers show up. 14:04, 31 July 2019 Chase McFly

We then add greasy "energy donuts" to our menu, along with strangely delicious "Ungrit Cookies," as Ungrits' skin has a sugary coating to it. We make sure to only use already dead ones though. 14:07, 31 July 2019 ReturnOfIsaac While putting on a blach head bandana, Green Starry says : "I'm going to infiltrate Arby's. Any ideas of what to take?" 14:21, 31 July 2019 FourIsBestHost

"How about we take the recipe of their robot food?" I say, but Views interrupts me by saying "the Target Café side will not steal anything from the other side." 14:30, 31 July 2019 ReturnOfIsaac Green Starry sighs and says : "So, no Solid Snake-ing it?" 14:35, 31 July 2019 FourIsBestHost

"I guess not." I say. 15:02, 31 July 2019 CaptainCape

'Maybe you shouldn't take things, but just see how they make it? It's not really stealing...' I suggest. 15:19, 31 July 2019 Chase McFly

I give Green Starry some highly advanced plasma weaponry, and he's on his way to Arby's. 15:24, 31 July 2019 ReturnOfIsaac Green Starry says : "Okay, here goes nothing." and punches the entrance door of Arby's open. Edited by ReturnOfIsaac    15:28, 31 July 2019 FourIsBestHost

Infec Ted thinks he's a customer, so he doesn't mind it. "Welcome" he says. "May I take your order?" 15:29, 31 July 2019 ReturnOfIsaac Green Starry says : "Yes, I'll have a dish of "Show Me How You Make Your Things" with a side of "Right Now", please." 15:32, 31 July 2019 FourIsBestHost

"I'm sorry" Infec Ted says, "We don't sell that." Right after, he yells at his workers: "START MAKING TACOS NOW!" Afterwards, he turns back to Green Starry and asks him: "Would you like to try our tasty tacos, perhaps?" 15:35, 31 July 2019 Tomodachidudeball

Infec Ted says “We serve food here. Not show people how we do the thing.” 15:35, 31 July 2019 ReturnOfIsaac (Responding to FIBH since that comment existed first) Green Starry says : "What I'm saying is tha- Wait, tacos? Depends on what's in 'em." 15:38, 31 July 2019 CaptainCape

'It's... well... normal taco stuff? You know, the stuff that's usually in a taco?' Infec Ted says. 15:40, 31 July 2019 ReturnOfIsaac Green Starry replies with : "I'll take ten! Mind if I have them to go?" 15:41, 31 July 2019 CaptainCape

'Alright, I guess, but only if you pay before you go,' Infec says. 'That's 300$, please,' he continues. 15:43, 31 July 2019 Chase McFly

I appear as Green Starry is given his tacos. I eat one. "Good, no poison," I say, and walk out. 15:43, 31 July 2019 ReturnOfIsaac Green Starry says : "Well, here ya go." as he hands over that amount of money and teleports back to Target Cafe with the tacos. Edited by ReturnOfIsaac    15:46, 31 July 2019 Tomodachidudeball

But he is booted out for eating arby’s Food in a target cafe. 15:55, 31 July 2019 ReturnOfIsaac Green Starry teleports the tacos into a bin and then enters Target Cafe. 15:58, 31 July 2019 Tomodachidudeball

However, reports record Arby’s developing a middle that can turn any building into an Arby’s! 15:59, 31 July 2019 ReturnOfIsaac Green Starry says : "I'm back!" 16:00, 31 July 2019 Tomodachidudeball

Everyone says in Union, “you didn’t bring Arby’s food this time, did you?” 16:01, 31 July 2019 ReturnOfIsaac Green Starry says : "No. But we have bad news. The bad news is that I didn't get any info on how to make their food." Edited by ReturnOfIsaac    16:03, 31 July 2019 Chase McFly

“What if,” I suggest. “They copy our methods and add something extra? We should change how we cook,” 16:07, 31 July 2019 ReturnOfIsaac "I don't see how that'll work," Green Starry says, "but I think I have a more practical approach." 16:09, 31 July 2019 SirBenelux

Suddenly, Mr. Krabs (who became owner of the Krusty Krab again after Pearl stepped down as owner because she was filling in for Mr. Krabs before his resurrection) enters the Target Café, and Trudermark Scallop says:

"Hey look! It's Mr. Krabs! The owner of the Krusty Krab!"

Everyone lines up to get Mr. Krabs' autograph.

"No autographs from Mr. Krabs." says Squidward, one of Mr. Krabs' employees (Squidward was re-hired after Dave, the Krusty Krab's former cashier, stopped being cashier because he was filling in for Squidward), or in this case, Mr. Krabs' wingman. Everyone then sighs.

Mr. Krabs then goes to the manager's office and finds Views.

"What are you doing here?" says Views.

"Hi Views, I was wondering, if we could become business partners." says Mr. Krabs. "That way, our two businesses could team up to put Arby's out of business, since, you know, there's a battle between Target Café and Arby's." 17:18, 31 July 2019 Chase McFly

"No thanks," Views says, kicking Krabs out the window. 'I only accept offers from friends. I'll find somebody who doesn't have such disappointing qualities." 17:20, 31 July 2019 ReturnOfIsaac Green Starry asks : "Was that Mr. Krabs?" 17:27, 31 July 2019 SirBenelux

"Yes, Green Starry." says Views. "He's friends with that unforgivable absorbent yellow monster, that's why I kicked him out the window." 17:29, 31 July 2019 ReturnOfIsaac Green Starry just says : "...Are you calling Spongebob TRASH?" 17:31, 31 July 2019 This reply has been removed Chase McFly

"You're fired," Views says, kicking him out the window too. He decides to infiltrate Arby's himself, taking over Green Starry's spying job for Target. Edited by Chase McFly    17:36, 31 July 2019 ReturnOfIsaac Green Starry says : "...W-WHAT?!..." He then sighs. Edited by ReturnOfIsaac    17:38, 31 July 2019 Chase McFly

Then Mark Sabine walks towards Green Starry. "Wanna get jobs at Arby's?" 17:37, 31 July 2019 ReturnOfIsaac "Ya know what," Green Starry says "Sure. I'd rather be on a side that would never reject me." 17:39, 31 July 2019 Chase McFly

Views names Rocko as his new business partner. 18:16, 31 July 2019 ReturnOfIsaac Green Starry opens the doors to Arby's. 18:21, 31 July 2019 This reply has been removed This reply has been removed Thefirstblueyoshi2019 reply to #137 Thefirstblueyoshi2019 wrote: Thefirstblueyoshi2019 wrote: I start trying not to hate arbys 19:17, 31 July 2019 Chase McFly

Views and Rocko introduce a product called “Grease Pie”, which starts driving away Arby’s customers. 19:20, 31 July 2019 ReturnOfIsaac Wesley walks to views' office and asks him : "Views, have ya seen GS?" 19:23, 31 July 2019 Chase McFly

“Unfortunately, Green Starry was fired for unacceptable language. Please acquaint yourself with RockoRama here,” Views says, as he notices Arby’s has struck back with some crazy brand of ice cream. “We are gonna make the best grilled sorbet anyone has ever had,” 19:31, 31 July 2019 RockoRama RockoRama

Of course, I am terrified of being in the position I'm in, and try to keep quiet and get on with it. 19:33, 31 July 2019 ReturnOfIsaac Wesley says : "Why did you do that!? Don't ya know how much he hates being rejected?" 19:34, 31 July 2019 Chase McFly

Views does not respond, he just goes over to talk with Rocko about how to improve their grilled banana sorbet. 19:37, 31 July 2019 RockoRama RockoRama

"Look man, I'm really scared about being second-in-command here, maybe you'd be better off with someone else," I say, backing up. "Also, I'm rubbish at cooking, so..." 19:39, 31 July 2019 Chase McFly

“Fine, go wait tables at Chase’s grill,” Views says. Rocko heads over to where I am filming Cape and Rayray in a new advertisement. 19:40, 31 July 2019 ReturnOfIsaac Wesley says : "We need to get him back, bud." 19:43, 31 July 2019 Howtocool

howtocool returns from a vaction after being freed  and then .... 02:58, 1 August 2019 Yola65CC Yola65CC

He accidentally burns himself. 08:03, 1 August 2019 Trollerz462 Trollerz462

He screams in pain! 10:25, 1 August 2019 Chase McFly

He quickly gets to a Howtocool recovery center, then returns to cooking sun beef. 10:39, 1 August 2019 Trollerz462 Trollerz462

It tastes a bit... odd. 10:45, 1 August 2019 Chase McFly

Then Arby’s introduces Moondust Cake, so we try to win our customers back by taking Martian soil, chocolate Martian soil from the regenerated Chocolate Mars, and our Solar Radiation to create a food we call the “Summarschoc”. We also add Mind-Control-Erasure-Potion, and it becomes a sales success for Target. 11:01, 1 August 2019 ReturnOfIsaac Wesley says : "Wow! We're making good sales." 11:05, 1 August 2019 Yola65CC Yola65CC

Then target cafe has more customers than ever, everyone wanting to try the summarschoc. 11:13, 1 August 2019 ReturnOfIsaac Wesley says : "We got this war in the bag. 11:24, 1 August 2019 FourIsBestHost

I notice that the tables are getting dirty. 11:34, 1 August 2019 Chase McFly

Rocko cleans them, and then we film a commercial where Rocko, portraying our fictional superhero mascot, Target Terror, saves people from a (fake) burning Arby’s, which burned because the food tasted awful. 11:51, 1 August 2019 ReturnOfIsaac Meanwhile, at Arby's.

Green Starry says : "Hello, Infec." 11:56, 1 August 2019 FourIsBestHost

Infec Ted: "Hello, Green Starry. What brings you here?" 11:58, 1 August 2019 ReturnOfIsaac Green Starry says : "I've come to apply for a job." 11:59, 1 August 2019 Chase McFly

Infec Ted says “Sure” and has Green Starry copy recipes from us. 12:20, 1 August 2019 ReturnOfIsaac Green Starry says : "Hm. Thanks. This a full-timer job?" Edited by ReturnOfIsaac    12:25, 1 August 2019 Chase McFly

Then Rocko quits, so we have to find a new assistant for Views. We eventually settle on a superpowered Kangaroo named KangoKama, or Kangy for short. Edited by Chase McFly    13:26, 1 August 2019 FourIsBestHost

I start making some pizza, but I slip on a spill of tomato sauce. 13:30, 1 August 2019 Tomodachidudeball

Which causes someone else to slip, then another, and ultimately becomes a slip-ception 13:50, 1 August 2019 Chase McFly

So Views gets new titanium floors and futuristic restaurant furniture, which benefits us. 13:53, 1 August 2019 FourIsBestHost

However, Arby's also gets new ovens, which are unable to burn any food. 14:00, 1 August 2019 ReturnOfIsaac Green Starry asks Infec : "Can I take these recipes?" Edited by ReturnOfIsaac    14:26, 1 August 2019 FourIsBestHost

Infec Ted says: "Yes, you can." 14:16, 1 August 2019 ReturnOfIsaac Green Starry says : "Okay! Bye!" and teleports back to the kitchen of Target Cafe. When he gets there, he says "Guys! Remember that genius idea I had of infiltrating Arby's to get the recipies?" 14:23, 1 August 2019 CaptainCape

'Yes! What recipes did you get?' I ask Green Starry. 15:03, 1 August 2019 ReturnOfIsaac Green Starry announces : "EVERY SINGLE ONE!" while Wesley screams in the distance. 15:07, 1 August 2019 Chase McFly

I start copying the recipes, only to realize, “These are our recipes!” And the following week, Arby’s is more popular than ever. 17:51, 1 August 2019 RockoRama RockoRama

So, once again, we all sit around the table and try to come up with ideas, and also ways to make sure they're also Arby-proof. 18:08, 1 August 2019 Chase McFly

Then I ask how Rocko got back, but suddenly, the solar lights Views installed all over the platform on the sun where Views' house, Iceland, and Target Grill are all turn red, which reflects off the sun and gives it a ghastly red effect. "It's a warning..." Views says, scared. 18:12, 1 August 2019 RockoRama RockoRama

"What's the warning for...?" I say, panicked, half because of the warning, and half because I'm trying to get lasagne out the oven and it's really hot. 18:15, 1 August 2019 Chase McFly

"There's an Arby's Ship coming," Views says. "Everyone, armor up and grab your weapons! We need to get rid of them!" 18:30, 1 August 2019 CaptainCape

I pull out a cardboard box labeled 'Rifles from the toy store'. 'Should I take the one that shoots christmas lights? Or the one that shoots paper UFOs?' I ask. 18:40, 1 August 2019 FourIsBestHost

"Take the one that shoots Christmas lights." i say, as I grab my whipped cream gun. 18:47, 1 August 2019 Chase McFly

I put on my solid plasma armor, which gives me superpowers. Rocko uses his laser eyes to fire. 18:53, 1 August 2019 Tomodachidudeball

"Who wants to play some Pie Face?" 18:54, 1 August 2019 Chase McFly

Tomodachidude then throws pies at the ship, which shouldn't be possible, since country balls don't have arms, but NES hates logic. The ships don't retreat, however, instead they fire a missile at the Iceland Gift Shop Views has. 19:02, 1 August 2019 ReturnOfIsaac Green Starry grabs a shotgun and starts firing and screaming while saying : "AYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA" 19:13, 1 August 2019 Chase McFly

"You said you were on our side," Infec Ted says, shooting a missile. Green Starry jumps onto the Arby's ship, and some of us follow, hoping we can hijack it or see if it has anything wrong on board. 19:22, 1 August 2019 ReturnOfIsaac Green Starry laughs, looks at Infec Ted and says : "Yeah, no." he then fires a bullet at Infec and goes back to where Target's side is. "I faked to get recipies." 19:34, 1 August 2019 Chase McFly

Infec Ted cries, but then he moves his ship away, declaring they'll soon be back for revenge. We decide to make public the scandal of Arby's stealing our recipes and giving them new names. 19:45, 1 August 2019 RockoRama RockoRama

"Well, I guess I'll have to use this later," I say, having just gotten out a sword as if I was about to go into battle. "So what now?" 19:48, 1 August 2019 Tomodachidudeball

Infec Ted says “we’re going to war with Target Cafe.” I say “Wow. Just wow. Going to war. Over recipes. So extreme.” Edited by Chase McFly    21:30, 1 August 2019 Chase McFly

"We may still need that. I have  a lot of footage Green Starry captured at Arby's," I say, assembling the footage and recording my narration and some interviews to help showcase the scandal on live unigalactic TV. 19:58, 1 August 2019 Trollerz462 Trollerz462

Suddenly the footage corrupts. 22:42, 1 August 2019 Chase McFly

So we improvise by reenacting and filming, and the next day, it airs on TV, which makes Arby’s... 22:46, 1 August 2019 Thefirstblueyoshi2019

bad. i star in the commercial. 23:03, 1 August 2019 Chase McFly

We decide to be prepared if Arby's ever attacks us again. 02:29, 2 August 2019 ReturnOfIsaac Green Starry asks : "What weapons  will we need?" 07:31, 2 August 2019 CaptainCape

'I think the christmas-light-shooting rifle might be useful to capture Arby's ships,' I say. 'Or this water gun that can make iron rusty and useless within seconds!' 09:28, 2 August 2019 FourIsBestHost

"Why not use both?" I say. 10:15, 2 August 2019 CaptainCape

'Wait, I have a better idea!' I say and walk off with both weapons. Some minutes later, I return with the two weapons combined into one: 'It shoots christmas lights that explode into corroding bursts of water now!' 10:17, 2 August 2019 ReturnOfIsaac Green Starry says : "'Scuse my language, but that's heccing amazing." 11:58, 2 August 2019 CaptainCape

Meanwhile, a Scaruck philosopher called Hybor from the Trasna tribe enters Target Café. He looks at the ground for a while, then says: 'Intriguing how the floor is lying on the ground,' 12:32, 2 August 2019 FourIsBestHost

"Are you a customer, or are you just visiting?" Views asks him. 12:55, 2 August 2019 Chase McFly

“I’m a customer, and I want some plasma oven food,” Hybor says. 12:59, 2 August 2019 CaptainCape

We bake him Pizza Syuska, which is made of dead Ungrits, Syuska sand and Syuska cacti. 13:01, 2 August 2019 This reply has been removed Chase McFly

Then, some Ungrits come into our restaurant. “Is this Arby’s?” One asks. “We thought the boring exterior looked like an Arby’s,” 13:10, 2 August 2019 CaptainCape

'No, this is a Target Café,' I say, but it also gives me ideas to make the exterior more appealing to customers. 13:17, 2 August 2019 FourIsBestHost

This makes our Target Café more popular. We also get new tables made of 100% natural cherry tree wood. Edited by FourIsBestHost    13:46, 2 August 2019 SirBenelux Solarman

Solar Man

Solar Man then goes into the Target Café.

"Welcome to Target Café, may I take your order?" says Chase.

"Yes, I would like the hottest dish you have." says Solar Man.

"Hottest dish? Oh, that would be..." says Chase, while checking the menu for the hottest dish Target Café has. "...Fajita Bread? Never heard of it..."

"Yes, now can you take my order of Fajita Bread please?" says Solar Man.

"Sure thing." says Chase. "Benelux, one order of Fajita Bread!"

"Got it!" I say, before getting to work on the Fajita Bread. Photo 147

Fajita Bread Edited by SirBenelux    14:21, 2 August 2019 CaptainCape

When Benelux finishes the Fajita Bread, Solar Man enjoys it and recommends Target Café to other Robot Masters too. 14:45, 2 August 2019 ReturnOfIsaac Green Starry says : "Huh. looks like Solar recommended this place to other Mega Man characters. I hope that we get-"

Snake Man enters the cafe, 5 snakes with him. He then says : "Hey, what's up?" Green Starry starts screeching : "SNAKE MAN?! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-"

Snake Man just stays still for a moment and says : "Ummmm... okay? Anyway, you have any dishes made from small animals? If so, me, Sam, Sandy, Steven, Simon and Sebastian will have one each." Edited by ReturnOfIsaac    14:59, 2 August 2019 This reply has been removed Chase McFly

Then Arby's decides to plan a new attack, but this one wil be much more skillful. 15:02, 2 August 2019 CaptainCape

This time, Arby's will send five stealth ships to destroy Target Café. 15:03, 2 August 2019 ReturnOfIsaac Wesley says : "We just got an order!" Green Starry then screams : "I KNOW AND IT WAS SNAKE MAN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" 15:18, 2 August 2019 Doratron 9001.1.2 Doratron 9001.1.2

I download some schematics of Arby's and run a few billion simulations..."hmm yes very interesting" "adjusts reading glasses* "Gee, thanks HAL, I just wish you'd learn how to make coffee!" I say light-heartedly..."I guess I'd better make some..." Edited by Doratron 9001.1.2    16:00, 2 August 2019 Chase McFly

Infec Ted asks to buy a cup of Doratron's coffee. 16:18, 2 August 2019 Doratron 9001.1.2 Doratron 9001.1.2

"Oh sure, that'll be 17 million euros..." I begin to say, "...unless your name is Infec...then it's free! Here you go, Mr. Ted." I say before brewing him a warm delicious mug. Edited by Doratron 9001.1.2    18:35, 2 August 2019 ReturnOfIsaac Meanwhile, back at Target Cafe. Green Starry's just saying : "Meatball, meatball, spaghetti underneath. Ravioli, ravioli, great barrier reef." 20:54, 2 August 2019 Thefirstblueyoshi2019

I make ravioli. 23:07, 2 August 2019 Trollerz462 Trollerz462

Infec Ted has an allergic reaction to the coffee! 00:16, 3 August 2019 Chase McFly

So Arby’s launches another attack on us, this time disguised as a harmless tea leaf ship. 01:06, 3 August 2019 Doratron 9001.1.2 Doratron 9001.1.2

"Infec, eat some of that ravioli quick!" I say while throwing the ravioli at him so quickly he eats it. "That should take care of the allergies, but watch out for any suspicious activity...I suspect Arby's is working on some kind of Trojan horse attack to catch us off guard...so be alert everyone!" I say returning to my case files. 03:49, 3 August 2019 ReturnOfIsaac Wesley salutes and says : "Okay!" 10:01, 3 August 2019 CaptainCape

However, Infec now knows that we are aware of the Trojan horse attack and decides to delay it until later. 12:40, 3 August 2019 FourIsBestHost

Two members of the Cuppar, Kirgo Vokanto and Lemmy Borhon, decide to come to Target Grill. We make them special soup served in a cup, then when they're finished with their meal, they can take the cup as a souvenir. 13:19, 3 August 2019 CaptainCape

They recommend Target Grill to other Cuppar members, which also requires us to make more cup soup. 13:21, 3 August 2019 FourIsBestHost

Eventually, we run out of carrots.

Meanwhile, at Arby's, Infec has hired some professonal cooks, who have only one weakness: slicing vegetables. 13:52, 3 August 2019 CaptainCape

Mr. Free, who is still infiltrating at Arby's, reports this to Target Grill, so we serve more dishes with vegetables. However, this means we need even more vegetables, so we decide to get vegetables from... 13:56, 3 August 2019 SirBenelux

...a farm on Gravildus. 14:05, 3 August 2019 FourIsBestHost

However, there are no potatoes. There are, though, some  on the planet Folnie, which is very far away. "I have an idea." I say. "How about we use the N.E.S. Revolution to get there?" Edited by FourIsBestHost    14:06, 3 August 2019 CaptainCape

'Good idea! We should also put some ads advertising Target Grill on it,' I say. 14:09, 3 August 2019 FourIsBestHost

We get into the N.E.S. Revolution, but don't blast off yet. "When will we blast off?" an impatient Cheesy asks. 14:12, 3 August 2019 CaptainCape

'We'll leave Earth when we're done painting Target advertisements on the exterior,' I reply. However, Cheesy still is impatient. 14:14, 3 August 2019 ReturnOfIsaac Green Starry says : "I have a better idea." 14:27, 3 August 2019 FourIsBestHost

"What is it?" Cheesy asks. 14:28, 3 August 2019 ReturnOfIsaac Green Starry says : "Everybody get on me." just as Wesley does so. 14:38, 3 August 2019 Chase McFly

We decline, and choose to ride the Revolution instead. However, there's an Arby's on Folnie. 14:40, 3 August 2019 FourIsBestHost

"Let's do what we came here for, getting potatoes!" I say. "Oh, and Cape, start mining bundaite, because we ran out of rocket fuel!" I then go to a farm to get potatoes. 14:41, 3 August 2019 Chase McFly

After Four gets the potatoes, we begin to feel oddly cold. A space ship is dragging us out of orbit, and sending the planet hurdling through space. We quickly fly back to the Sun. Edited by Chase McFly    14:46, 3 August 2019 FourIsBestHost

However, while we were away, Arby's got slightly more popular. 14:58, 3 August 2019 Chase McFly

I decide to figure out why they called us "The Baby Restaurant", so we can use that against them. Edited by Chase McFly    15:03, 3 August 2019 CaptainCape

After some research, we find out Arby's gave Target Grill this nickname because the owner of a Target Café Infec visited literally had a baby employee. 15:34, 3 August 2019 FourIsBestHost

As I'm cleaning up in the kitchen, I hear crashing noises coming from outside. 15:41, 3 August 2019 ReturnOfIsaac Green Starry says : "Woah, what was that?" 16:55, 3 August 2019 CaptainCape

It turns out the potatoes we got from the farm are actually sentient, and are trying to escape. 18:21, 3 August 2019 Chase McFly

So I go get a bushel of potatoes from Earth, but when I get back... 18:29, 3 August 2019 Trollerz462 Trollerz462

There is a giant mutant banana chasing everyone! Edited by Trollerz462    23:39, 3 August 2019 Thefirstblueyoshi2019

i peel the banana and eat it. 01:18, 4 August 2019 Doratron 9001.1.2 Doratron 9001.1.2

I do a quick retina scan on Thefirstblueyoshi. "You guys, these bananas are AMAZING!" I hurry out to go collect more bananas, even though some of them are grown by Schmonnonto, an evil corporate conglomerate. Edited by Doratron 9001.1.2    01:22, 4 August 2019 Chase McFly

I then find that Doratron is working at a third restaurant, Deity's Grill. They have been waiting to meet with either us or Arby's. 01:40, 4 August 2019 Thefirstblueyoshi2019

this doratron thing does eeny meeny miny mo. 03:18, 4 August 2019 ReturnOfIsaac Green Starry randomly says : "Poyo" 13:03, 4 August 2019 Chase McFly

Meanwhile, at the popularity-waning Arby’s, they decide to make a new greasy blue soybean burger using Epac’s body. However, cooking a dead Pokey-Eye actually revives them, so he calls Cape to rescue him. 13:06, 4 August 2019 CaptainCape

I somehow teleport to the Arby's kitchen and say hi to Epac before taking him with me and teleporting back to Target Grill. 13:08, 4 August 2019 Chase McFly

Epac says he wants to help us battle Arby’s. 14:30, 4 August 2019 Thefirstblueyoshi2019

I do too. 14:34, 4 August 2019 FourIsBestHost

The popularity of Target Café is dropping, but it gets popular again when people learn that we introduced a new kind of pizza called Ponzza. It is made of... 14:35, 4 August 2019 CaptainCape

...pondweed. It also has another major ingredient, but we chose not to reveal it and only say that it's a type of meat. 14:52, 4 August 2019 ReturnOfIsaac Meanwhile, green Starry is making a new type of cake called The Galactic Appetizer. It's just his likeliness but on a cake. 15:11, 4 August 2019 Chase McFly

Then I go recruit people from Earth. We need all the help we can get. I also build a large tower undrneath Target Grill, which will now serve as our HQ/Planning Room/Equipment Hide-Out. 15:24, 4 August 2019 CaptainCape

We decide to recruit a band to entertain the customers. The band is called the 'Revolution of Crazy' and consists of... 18:24, 4 August 2019 Chase McFly

John Linnel, John Flansburgh, a revived Fifi, Kangy, Woofsers Ooofsers and a hooded dude with a guitar. 18:25, 4 August 2019 CaptainCape

The hooded dude is in fact Bibendum as his alter-ego (the one from the Time War), who is actually called Cipher. 18:28, 4 August 2019 Chase McFly

Fifi, before the show starts, decides to make out with Epac. 'I love you so much," Fifi says. The two of them then run into Urdrreem and Anti-Turkey. They start talking about how he's an improvement over Nssaissas. 18:45, 4 August 2019 CaptainCape

One of Urdrreem's arguments is Nssaisas' allergy to stupidity. 'I wasn't even allowed to show him a Garfield comic because it was too stupid for him,' Urdrreem says. 18:50, 4 August 2019 Chase McFly

Then Klirork starts feeling hungry, but not for food. For living creatures he wants to party in his stomach. He eats Anti-Turkey. "Yum, tastes like turkey," he says, quickly getting back to work on arming our defenses and spciing up the food. 18:54, 4 August 2019 CaptainCape

Anti-Turkey gives Klirork advice on how to spice up the food from inside his stomach. 18:56, 4 August 2019 Chase McFly

Meanwhile, Cat Mark lays a trap for and brainwashes Klirork. He then teaches him how to chew. 19:10, 4 August 2019 CaptainCape

Back at the Pokey-Eyes, Pace walks in - with Nssaisas!

Fifi: 'Nssaisas?! I thought you were dead!'

Pace: 'You see, I revived him. When I looked at my family tree, I found out he was the brother of Sasiassn and Okwnnnu, so he's actually my uncle.'

Urdrreem: 'But you weren't there when he died!'

Pace: 'I was. I was disguised as an Estonian-Norwegian Cuppar member who is called Endrik Westgard so I could get into the party. When Nssaisas exploded, I collected the pieces of soybean when nobody was looking and I spent ages glueing all the pieces into a living Pokey-Eye. But hey, at least I know everything about Pokey-Eye anatomy now.'

Epac: 'How did you manage to get the disguise?'

Pace: 'I'd rather not tell, but he's probably not going back to Cuppar again...'

Pace stands there with an evil grin, while Nssaisas just looks around. 09:54, 5 August 2019 Chase McFly

Meanwhile, Klirork eats Arby’s customers as training for the showdown at Post 300. 12:26, 5 August 2019 SirBenelux

But then, Dimarus Maryone, Cuppar member of Chadian-Peruvian origin and the person who was responsible for finding the Titanium Cup in Dakar, Senegal and whose stadium was named after goes into the Target Café to train us for the showdown. Edited by SirBenelux    17:03, 5 August 2019 CaptainCape

Revolution of Crazy prepares for its first performance to entertain the guest, while I record an advertisement starring Anti-Turkey, who advertises Target Grill poultry. Of course, I edit cartoony eyes on top of his real eyes so nobody becomes a turkey. 15:02, 5 August 2019 Chase McFly

Then Anti-Turkey looks in a mirror, which causes him to turn into a normal turkey. But he still keeps his name, as he's the same, except now he looks totally normal and can't turn others into turkeys. Edited by Chase McFly    15:59, 5 August 2019 ReturnOfIsaac Green Starry says : "Guys! I've made something." 16:06, 5 August 2019 Chase McFly

I ask what it is, but then Views accidnetally burns his hand on the plsma oven. This inspires me to make a hotel and ecovery cneter, which does boost our sales. 17:21, 5 August 2019 SirBenelux

Dimarus Maryone then says:

"Would you like me to become your coach? So I could train you to become prepared for the showdown." Edited by SirBenelux    17:43, 5 August 2019 Chase McFly

Views says no, that we can handle ourselves. Meanwhile, at Arby's, Klirork made a Target Grill-defeating dish called a "Greasefruit", but then Arby's falls on hard times. 17:58, 5 August 2019 CaptainCape

He now works at Arby's since Cat Mark brainwashed him into doing so, and is given a treat every time he serves something at Arby's. 18:12, 5 August 2019 Chase McFly

Mark then sneaks into Arby's to steal some Greasefruit, and ends up firing Cat Mark with his humanizer so he can have a twin. 18:14, 5 August 2019 This reply has been removed CaptainCape

While this happens, Arby's starts giving free fortune cookies with every order costing 20$ or more. The cookies have cryptic messages like 'Abstraction makes people shiver' and 'The light at the end of a tunnel will take you to places you never expected to visit'. 18:54, 5 August 2019 ReturnOfIsaac Green Starry says : "Anyways, I'd like you to say hello to the new item on the menu!" as he lifts up a cake that looks just like him. "The Galactic Appetizer!" 19:07, 5 August 2019 Chase McFly

"Awesome," I saw, eating a piece. "This is good,"

It begins to sell well, harming greasefruit sales. Edited by Chase McFly    19:17, 5 August 2019 CaptainCape

Suddenly, while preparing Greasefruit, Klirork snaps out of brainwashing. When he realises he's working at Arby's, he... 19:21, 5 August 2019 Chase McFly

Eats Mark Sabine, but he actually chews him, as he does that now. "Wait, wrong Mark," He says, turning into monster form and coughing up Mark's marmalade packets. He then eats Cat Mark, since it's no longer cannibalism as he's human now. 19:26, 5 August 2019 RockoRama RockoRama

Meanwhile, back in the Target Café, we've called a few more of our friends that've appeared in-story so far, as well as a few others who haven't. This includes Ben & Small, Kevin Duala, Sonic, Mr Game-And-Watch, Billy Mays, Phil Swift, as well as many others, such as... 22:30, 5 August 2019 Chase McFly

All the Chapter 1 Part 1 comic book superheroes. They all wanna help with Target Grill. 22:32, 5 August 2019 This reply has been removed Howtocool

howtocool returns and helps out as well 04:03, 6 August 2019 CaptainCape

At the Arby's side, Arby has recruited Klirork's friend Androskeg (a giant labrador), Pace, Nssaisas, and a dull boy called Jack. 10:20, 6 August 2019 Chase McFly

We get new fighting tech, such as atomic food bombs. 11:10, 6 August 2019 FourIsBestHost

When they explode, the victim gets covered in tasty but very sticky ham. 11:27, 6 August 2019 ReturnOfIsaac Green Starry is making more Galactic Appetizers. 11:28, 6 August 2019 Chase McFly

He adds some Stardust Ice Cream and is sure to use plenty of ingredients. 11:32, 6 August 2019 CaptainCape

Another weapon we invented is the Pokey Patty Grappling Hook (PPGH), which launches a Pokey Patty attached to a rope that can be used as a grappling hook. 12:18, 6 August 2019 Chase McFly

Meanwhile, Arby’s hires the Firefox as their new cook, and he makes food apparently better than we do. 13:00, 6 August 2019 CaptainCape

However, the Vivaldi music Firefox likes to play annoys the customers. 13:09, 6 August 2019 FourIsBestHost

Therefore, he is fired. 13:17, 6 August 2019 Chase McFly

Arby's grabs their spaceship and its extendable platform, and they head for us. The showdown is about to begin. 13:20, 6 August 2019 ReturnOfIsaac Green Starry says : "Guys! Arby's is coming!" 14:04, 6 August 2019 Chase McFly

We get out on the platform, armed with our weapons as they approach. 14:10, 6 August 2019 ReturnOfIsaac Green Starry says : "I have no weapon, and I don't need one." 14:12, 6 August 2019 FourIsBestHost

"Why not?" Cape asks. "Can you shoot bullets out of your hand? Or can you spit fireballs?" 14:13, 6 August 2019 ReturnOfIsaac Green Starry chuckles and says : "Double no. Watch and learn." as he flies over to an Arby's employee and slightly touches them, causing them to explode. "WOAH!" Wesley says. Edited by ReturnOfIsaac    14:21, 6 August 2019 Chase McFly

One Arby's person fires a laser at Benelux, which stuns him. 14:27, 6 August 2019 CaptainCape

So I trap the employee with the christmas-light-spitting rifle! 14:47, 6 August 2019 ReturnOfIsaac Green Starry is still touching the people on Arby's side, making them blow up aswell. 14:49, 6 August 2019 FourIsBestHost

However, one of the Arby's employees is able to kill someone on the Target Café side. Said person is... Edited by FourIsBestHost    14:51, 6 August 2019 This reply has been removed CaptainCape

...an unknown human Target Café employee. He was eaten by Androskeg, who now knows how to chew, just like Klirork. Edited by CaptainCape    15:17, 6 August 2019 FourIsBestHost

Infec (who staid in the Arby's ship) then starts dropping food bombs from the ship before getting out. 15:22, 6 August 2019 ReturnOfIsaac Green Starry says : "Oh, Infec." 15:30, 6 August 2019 SirBenelux

But then, we realize that a huge crowd has gathered to watch the showdown.

"Seriously? Crowds? What kind of idiot would gather up a crowd for this?" I say.

(Flashback)

"Hello there, Mr. Event Organizer." says Mr. Krabs, on the phone. "I've found out about some showdown on the sun, and I would want to gather around everyone from the universe to see it. Oh, and make the spectacle come with concession stands, gift shops, and other miscellaneous grub. Oh, and one more thing; could you make it so the money paid for that showdown will go to the Krusty Krab?"

(End of flashback) 17:33, 6 August 2019 Chase McFly

Klirork grabs a handful of our allies and swallows them, only pretending to chew. 17:36, 6 August 2019 SirBenelux

Klirork then spits them onto some Arby's employees. 17:38, 6 August 2019 Chase McFly

Then Klirork is tossed by some other Arby’s members into a bottomless pit. 17:40, 6 August 2019 SirBenelux

Then, Dimarus Maryone throws a hot dog with marmalade sauce at Views and Klirork as payback for not being accepted as coach, and also he's trying to make Klirork rage out for a "special move" (from video games). Edited by SirBenelux    17:48, 6 August 2019 Chase McFly

Meanwhile, Views offers an Arby’s worker food from his plasma oven, then cooks him in it. 17:49, 6 August 2019 SirBenelux

Once the worker comes out, Klirork starts to rage out because of the marmalade sauce and gobbles up some Target Grill workers. Edited by SirBenelux    17:55, 6 August 2019 Chase McFly

Then Infec Ted beats some superheroes up and imprisons them and under Arby’s. Edited by Chase McFly    17:54, 6 August 2019 SirBenelux

I then use the latest Countryball Cannon feature, Solar Blaze, Solar Man's signature weapon, to burn the Arby's workers, but I burn the umpires (on Target Grill's side) instead.

"The showdown even has umpires too?" I say. "Who would do such a thing in this?"

(Flashback)

"...can you include some umpires too?" says Mr. Krabs, on the phone.

(End of flashback) Edited by SirBenelux    17:59, 6 August 2019 CaptainCape

Snake Man, who is on Target Grill's side, wraps himself and his five snake friends around Androskeg. Edited by CaptainCape    18:48, 6 August 2019 ReturnOfIsaac Green Starry dabs. Edited by ReturnOfIsaac    20:03, 6 August 2019 Chase McFly

Then I start firing more cannonballs and slicing Arby's people with my sword, but they call reinforcements. 20:10, 6 August 2019 Howtocool

howtocool pulls out a gun and pepares himself 20:14, 6 August 2019 Thefirstblueyoshi2019

i get a gun 00:59, 7 August 2019 Chase McFly

We start shooting at some more Arby's workers, but suddenly... 01:02, 7 August 2019 Howtocool

someone grabs howtocool by the neck and says target found 05:06, 7 August 2019 ReturnOfIsaac Green Starry notices and says : "Hey! Let go of him!" 07:01, 7 August 2019 FourIsBestHost

I slap the Arby's worker who grabbed Howtocool. 08:19, 7 August 2019 ReturnOfIsaac Green Starry then pokes said worker 08:34, 7 August 2019 Trollerz462 Trollerz462

I open magic Photoshop and edit a home run bat into Howtocool's hands. It magically appears in real life! 09:05, 7 August 2019 SirBenelux

Snake Man then uses his Search Snake to strangle Androskeg. 09:32, 7 August 2019 CaptainCape

Anti-Turkey throws a dark blue paint bucket over some Arby's cashiers to make them drown in the paint, but he gets paint all over him too. He's now dark blue again, but he still can't turn people into turkeys anymore. 10:19, 7 August 2019 Chase McFly

Then another battle occurs, this time between... 11:46, 7 August 2019 SirBenelux

...Napalm Man and Dünün Incidental (who is still evil after Fred was eaten by Klirork). Edited by SirBenelux    11:49, 7 August 2019 Chase McFly

He shoots Dunun, so thankfully there’s no Incidentals at all. Napalm Man then kills 10 Arby’s workers. 11:51, 7 August 2019 SirBenelux

The next battle will be between Dr. Smart and Anti-AlternativeHuman93. 11:54, 7 August 2019 CaptainCape

Dr. Smart has brought a machine that can delete Anti-Characters from existence, but Anti-AH93 summons more Anti-Characters like Anti-Cosmo and Anti-Sparky! 12:39, 7 August 2019 FourIsBestHost

However, Dr. Smart is able to kill him with a crossbow. 13:25, 7 August 2019 CaptainCape

This crossbow is in fact the machine he brought to delete the Anti-Characters, making it harmless to normal people. 13:34, 7 August 2019 Chase McFly

So the other anti-characters die, but then Arby’s hires their new allies, the Space Gods, who have backwards names like the Time Gods do. The Space Gods launch a missile at us. 14:03, 7 August 2019 FourIsBestHost

We all die in the explosion.

THE END

Woofsers Oofsers: "Shut up, we aren't doing an ending!"

What actually happens is:

We are able to deflect the missle, killing some people on the side of Arby's. 14:17, 7 August 2019 Chase McFly

Then, the Space Gods, one of them named "Ruof", show Four's biggest fears on a screen. 14:19, 7 August 2019 CaptainCape

However, I manage to throw a heavy stone at the screen before Four sees it, breaking it. 14:56, 7 August 2019 Chase McFly

Then the Globbot returns and covers 10 Target Café employees in plasma. 19:20, 7 August 2019 SirBenelux

Luckily, Needle Man uses his Needle Cannon to break the plasma dome. 19:23, 7 August 2019 Chase McFly

Then the corona of the sun makes contact with the edge of the Rocket Ship, where Rocko is standing, tearing the rocket tip to shreds. Rocko gets nearly burned, but Cape is just shooting his molecular rearranger ray to turn the rocket into something else. The metal in Rocko’s neck draws the ray closer, pulling Cape as well. The device then catches fire, which causes it to go haywire. Cape and Rocko are engulfed in a mass of energy. Cape then looks over at where Applejack is and faints, muttering that he hates ponies. Rocko yells to Pace about his grandma’s Pokey Patties. Edited by Chase McFly    19:34, 7 August 2019 RockoRama RockoRama

Cape gets up in the corner, traumatised, much like I always am. 22:34, 7 August 2019 Chase McFly

Meanwhile, Rocko decides to go fight with Nssaisas, since he thinks he’s Cape. 22:36, 7 August 2019 Howtocool

howtocool is in the middle of fighting a arbys worker when,,, 04:23, 8 August 2019 Trollerz462 Trollerz462

An explosion explodes explosively. 06:35, 8 August 2019 SirBenelux

The explosion was on Mercury, where Loztin Maraloques just tested a bomb on a bomb testing site he built there. 09:03, 8 August 2019 CaptainCape

I run away, only to crash into a glass pane. 10:22, 8 August 2019 Chase McFly

Meanwhile, Rocko feels like traveling to Gravildus to get some help, so he borrows Cape’s ship. 12:16, 8 August 2019 CaptainCape

He returns with Epac and some other Pokey-Eyes in the spaceship, but he discovers Nssaisas has somehow teleported to inside the ship. This causes Epac and Nssaisas to start an epic lightsaber battle!

Epac: 'You killed my father!'

Nssaisas: 'Actually... I am your father.'

Epac: 'But you don't have a wife!'

Nssaisas: 'I actually married your mom before she married to your dad. Also, she's still a good friend of me.' Edited by Chase McFly    13:35, 8 August 2019 Chase McFly

Meanwhile, Urdrreem mentions to Rocko she’s his mother, and is also Meerdru’s great aunt. 13:39, 8 August 2019 CaptainCape

'But Yesmrty is my mother!' Rocko insists. 'And if you are my mother, then who is my father?' 13:45, 8 August 2019 Chase McFly

“Wait, I think you have Cape’s brain, let’s break into Arby’s and swap your brains back,” Urdrreem says. 13:49, 8 August 2019 CaptainCape

She calls Anti-Turkey to tell me I have Rocko's brain, but I'm at the Target Grill employee hospital where I'm having a panic attack while trying to get the pieces of glass out of my skin. 13:53, 8 August 2019 Chase McFly

Then, an Arby’s worker comes and grabs CapoCama (the other one is Raptain Rock). The Arby’s worker imprisons Capo and asks for recipes, then gets some stolen merchandise of ours and explains that if is similar to baby toys. 14:05, 8 August 2019 ReturnOfIsaac Suddenly, the Arby's worker is shot in the back by a big, blue bullet. 14:08, 8 August 2019 Chase McFly

ReturnOfIsaac shot him, and has now brought Capo back to Iceland. Edited by Chase McFly    14:13, 8 August 2019 ReturnOfIsaac (dude no different character if it was me the shot would've been green) Edited by ReturnOfIsaac    14:15, 8 August 2019 Chase McFly

Then it turns out the bullet was really shot by Rod Serling. Rod goes to Target Café and sticks an Arby’s sign on it as the battle rages on. “And if these people cared to stop fighting, they would look at this sign and realize they were in...” Rod pauses dramatically. “The Twilight Zone,” 14:21, 8 August 2019 ReturnOfIsaac (no not that guy eith- uh, this is hopeless)

The REAL shooter steps out of the shadows, revealing to be...

E-Can says : "Let's do this." as his readies his arm cannon. 14:28, 8 August 2019 Chase McFly

E-Can ends up shooting more Arby’s workers, and Urdrreem and Raptain Rock steal some stuff from Arby’s to get the brains back to normal. 14:32, 8 August 2019 Koopsers Joopsers Koopsers Joopsers

(Hey I think I put it too harshly last part sorry, I just didn't like how we had to follow these certain pre-planned plots for Chapter 5 - Chapter 6, maybe in Chapter 7 we can go back to like how Chapter 3 was and not plan too much parts?)

Odie: "Ruff ruff ruff ruff." 14:32, 8 August 2019 ReturnOfIsaac (Chase I already asked for not using my characters in the last part)

E-Can asks : "So, what's happening right now?" 14:34, 8 August 2019 Koopsers Joopsers Koopsers Joopsers

Odie then gets a Dog to English translator.

Odie: "I want to see the smelly sock in the sewers. ODIE DOG." 14:36, 8 August 2019 SirBenelux

"Well, there's this battle between Target Grill and Arby's, which involved serving food to everyone and we also had a showdown." I say. 14:37, 8 August 2019 Chase McFly

The Arby’s Ship turns around and blasts some fire at the Iceland. “Still are having a showdown,” Infec Ted laughs. He then shoots us with a slowness potion and turns around, heading for Andromeda. 14:39, 8 August 2019 ReturnOfIsaac E-Can says : "Well, that's ne- ACK!" 14:42, 8 August 2019 Chase McFly

We all clamor around slowly, as Urdrreem and Raptain Rock return from their mission and meet with CapoCama. Still in slow motion, Urdrreem swaps the brains back. 14:45, 8 August 2019 Koopsers Joopsers Koopsers Joopsers

Odie then goes with his best friend to inside the sewers to see the Smelly Sock that started the Target Cafés. 14:46, 8 August 2019 ReturnOfIsaac Wesley notices E-Can, who is lying on the floor, and says : "Guys, I don't think E looks alright." 14:51, 8 August 2019 Koopsers Joopsers Koopsers Joopsers

(https://spongebob.fandom.com/wiki/Thread:920889 Join this thread I made on ESB.)

Odie: "We have to go deep and far in sewers. my name is ODIE DOG." 14:59, 8 August 2019 Chase McFly

Then I tell Cape that Gravildus is gonna be destroyed by Arby’s. 15:00, 8 August 2019 CaptainCape

Without saying anything, I take Epac, Urdrreem, Nssaisas and the Angry Edge Commander inside my spaceship and fly to Gravildus. Once there, I notice the Arby's spaceship is indeed about to launch the dreaded Planet Buster at Gravildus! 15:02, 8 August 2019 Chase McFly

Epac calls to Klirork to come swallow every living thing on the planet. Klirork does, but not before he’s electrocuted by the bomb destroying Gravildus. The Pokey-Eyes get him to a vet clinic on Earth. 15:05, 8 August 2019 This reply has been removed CaptainCape

On Earth, the spaceship containing us, Klirork and some Pokey-Eyes crashes through Sandy's treedome. 'Hi Sandy! Can you cure electrocuted monster-cats?' I ask Sandy. Edited by CaptainCape    15:20, 8 August 2019 Chase McFly

“Sure,” Sandy says, taking Klirork into her underground laboratory to fix him. Meanwhile, back in space... 15:22, 8 August 2019 Koopsers Joopsers Koopsers Joopsers

And then they see another squirrel..

Weird Sandy: "hi its me i not regular sandy. I weird sandy. Me want kill Sandy." Edited by Koopsers Joopsers    15:24, 8 August 2019 CaptainCape

But really in space, the Ungrits are having a giant party on the rubble that's left of Gravildus. However, they notice the Angry Edge Commander is absent, so they go look for him. 15:24, 8 August 2019 Chase McFly

He’s been brainwashed by Arby’s, and they’ve returned to the sun. Their best cooks and our best cooks are having a cooking match. 15:29, 8 August 2019 ReturnOfIsaac Meanwhile, back on Earth...

Wesley is poking E-Can with a stick, trying to get him to wake up. 15:30, 8 August 2019 Chase McFly

Klirork finally gets better, and decides to replace Gravildus with a planet made out of his monster form. 15:40, 8 August 2019 CaptainCape

The Pokey-Eyes call this planet Krorllik or Graklirorkus, and they start to rebuild their cities on the planet. Edited by CaptainCape    15:45, 8 August 2019 Chase McFly

Meanwhile, at the cook off event, Infec Ted is gonna destroy every planet in the universe that doesn’t have an Arby’s. 15:46, 8 August 2019 CaptainCape

This causes Nssaisas to build a Target Café disguised as an Arby's so Krorllik won't be destroyed.

However, the remains of the blasted-to-shreds Gravildus, where the Ungrits are still partying, don't have an Arby's and will be the next target of Infec Ted. Infec decides he will give species time to build an Arby's until the cook-off ends. 15:49, 8 August 2019 Chase McFly

Instead, the Ungrits start to eat Gravildus, as it has very chewy ground, similar to a cookie. Its fiery core also tastes like lukewarm hot chocolate, and the Ungrits have a special fire immunity. 15:54, 8 August 2019 ReturnOfIsaac Green Starry says : "Wesley, you can stop. He's just sleepi-" but then notices that E-Can is awake, now having red eyes. 15:55, 8 August 2019 CaptainCape

From a telescope on Krorllik, I see the things going on on Earth too. 'That guy doesn't look really healthy,' I notice. Edited by CaptainCape    15:59, 8 August 2019 Koopsers Joopsers Koopsers Joopsers

And then somebody goes to NES Heaven without dying because they went so high into space, they found NES Heaven. That person was.. 16:00, 8 August 2019 Chase McFly

A random Ungrit.

The Ungrits eat up nearly all of Gravildus, but it makes them able to be mind-controlled. So when Cape says, "To the sun!" They also go to the sun, one Ungrit storing the last tiny chunk of Gravildus. 16:03, 8 August 2019 Koopsers Joopsers Koopsers Joopsers

(Koopsers is in his Sponge form here)

The random Ungrit finds Koopsers Joopsers, playing with a paddleball in NES Heaven.

Koopsers: "Who's this guy?"

He drops his paddleball.

Ungrit: "Uhhh.." Edited by Koopsers Joopsers    16:08, 8 August 2019 Koopsers Joopsers Koopsers Joopsers

Squidward: "That's very interesting, somebody went high enough in space to get into NES Heaven."

Koopsers: "Yeah, that's pretty nice."

With them doing something else, the random Ungrit secretly destroys and ruins everything and screams a phrase in Koopsers' voice

Ungrit: "I destroyed and ruined everything, heh heh!"

and the Ungrit hops off of NES Heaven and to where his kind is.

Squidward: "Huh?!"

Koopsers was just playing with his paddleball, and then Squidward walks up to Koopsers.

Squidward: "KOOPSERS! YOU RUINED NES HEAVEN!"

Koopsers: "Huh?"

Squidward: "LOOK WHAT YOU DID!"

Koopsers looks at all the damage the Ungrit did.

Koopsers: "But.. but-"

Squidward: "NO BUTS!"

Squidward knocks Koopsers off a little, and he's holding on the very edge of the cloud.

Koopsers: "NO PLEASE!"

Squidward: "This is what YOU deserve."

He stomps on Koopsers' hand, and he's falling in space. Soon he'll reach Earth.

Meanwhile though.. Edited by Koopsers Joopsers    16:44, 8 August 2019 Chase McFly

At the cook off, I’ve made some Pokey-Pizza, and Mark Sabine made apple pie with synthetic apples. I end up winning this round, when The Ungrits arrive. 16:53, 8 August 2019 CaptainCape

In the next round, Rick Griggles (at Arby's side) challenges Nssaisas (on Target Café's side). Rick Griggles makes a chocolate cake out of a piece of Gravildus dirt, while Nssaisas prepares... 18:31, 8 August 2019 Chase McFly

A very large cheese soufflé with special Sun Spices made by Views. 18:33, 8 August 2019 CaptainCape

Target Café wins this time too, since Gravildus dirt can give humans food poisoning. 18:37, 8 August 2019 Chase McFly

In the next event, Infec Ted makes popcorn sauce, but Views makes a super large “sun sundae”. 18:42, 8 August 2019 SirBenelux

(Koopsers, Squidward got revived in the last part) 08:06, 9 August 2019 FourIsBestHost

Target Café wins this round too. 08:08, 9 August 2019 Koopsers Joopsers Koopsers Joopsers

(I didn't say he was dead though so..) 08:33, 9 August 2019 Koopsers Joopsers Koopsers Joopsers

Koopsers is still falling in space, getting nearer and nearer Earth (Koopsers will get to Earth in Chapter 5 Part 8.5) 08:34, 9 August 2019 Chase McFly

An Arby’s worker decides to make special “Ungrit Cheese Fries,” for the penultimate round against Michael Rosen, who makes an exotic fruit salad. 12:12, 9 August 2019 BalloonyFan6789 BalloonyFan6789

Target Café wins yet again. The final round is between This character's name is completely normal, and not unusual and Taest My Re Venge. Edited by BalloonyFan6789    12:15, 9 August 2019 Thefirstblueyoshi2019

i make more stuff for days and days and days. Edited by Thefirstblueyoshi2019    12:16, 9 August 2019 Chase McFly

As Yoshi starts doing that, Target Cafe wins the final round with its Mega-Target Cake. 12:19, 9 August 2019 BalloonyFan6789 BalloonyFan6789

As a result, Target Café wins the Great Restaurant War. 12:23, 9 August 2019 Chase McFly

But Infec Ted is still angry, and challenges us to a final showdown. 12:25, 9 August 2019 BalloonyFan6789 BalloonyFan6789

Klirork starts eating people on the side of Arby's, while I use my guitar as a weapon. 12:29, 9 August 2019 CaptainCape

An Arby's worker called Nick Anem begs for peace between the two restaurants, moments before Klirork eats him. 12:34, 9 August 2019 Chase McFly

Infec Ted gets in his rocket and fires lasers at many people. 12:40, 9 August 2019 CaptainCape

However, I manage to reflect a laser aimed at me, and it damages an Arby's. 12:41, 9 August 2019 Chase McFly

We then use our rocket to escape back to Earth. 12:46, 9 August 2019 CaptainCape

Infec takes all surviving Arby's employees and the Ungrits inside his spaceship and follows us to Earth. 12:47, 9 August 2019 Chase McFly

Once we land, he rips Urdrreem’s spikes off and holds them backwards, saying he will control us. We don’t say anything, and collapse when he says “Drop Dead”. He then leaves. 12:49, 9 August 2019 BalloonyFan6789 BalloonyFan6789

He thinks he won, so he goes to relax... however he is crushed under a falling billboard advertising Arby's. 12:59, 9 August 2019 Chase McFly

Meanwhile, Urdrreem gets up and regenerates her spikes, since Pokey-Eyes can do that. 13:00, 9 August 2019 CaptainCape

I look at the billboard that crushed Infec Ted. 'Seems like his own company killed him,' I remark. 13:02, 9 August 2019 Chase McFly

“Meow, I’m hungry,” Klirork says, gobbling up Infec Ted. 13:03, 9 August 2019 BalloonyFan6789 BalloonyFan6789

When his body is completely gone, we see that the other Arby's members are surrendering that their leader is dead. 13:05, 9 August 2019 Chase McFly

They then join us, so we head to Target Diner to celebrate. And so, time for Filler Nite! (Or move on to 8.5) 13:08, 9 August 2019 CaptainCape

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(Uhh, we're done with this part, we're at 8.5 right now) 13:13, 11 August 2019 Howtocool

so this is over...hold on 15:52, 13 August 2019