USERNAME

  is a template that was frequently used in early NES to confuse users. It displays usernames of whoever looks at it. It is now officially a character in NES.

Never-ending story
USERNAME created an army of robot bears, but they were destroyed in an ensuing battle. However, USERNAME rebuilt them. They came and told everyone to give them their money. While the oddly shaped robot chicken ate at KFC, USERNAME stole the money.

Then, USERNAME showed up as an old man with the ability to summon YouTube Poop characters made out of poop.

When LeBron James protected everyone with a game of basketball, USERNAME came to chop off everyone's heads.

SpongeBob2567 ate more Church's Chicken, which was made out of USERNAME's body parts. This implies that USERNAME was killed. SpongeBob2567 then died with three million USERNAMES at his side.

After SpongeBob SquarePants ate a donut, died and came back to life, USERNAME shot him multiple times until he could never come back to life again.

The Flying Dutchman smacked a tree with USERNAME's face. USERNAME then gave Mecha XD Anonymous five million dollars. However, the money was stolen and burnt by a Mudkip.

They were shot multiple times when Hardink turned into a monster. Scooter threw pie at Hardink, but was eaten.

When Patrick Star committed suicide after catching Gooberism, everyone forgot USERNAME's birthday. Everyone got them a fake gift box, which said 'DIE USERNAME!'.

They died after AMK152 was unblocked by Mr. Mountain Dew and Da Pineapple.

Trivia

 * At one point, there were over 3 million USERNAMEs.