Thread:Alien Tavern/@comment-35294673-20201105155842/@comment-31616449-20201209192531

Meanwhile in the time rift...

Views floats around aimlessly. He notices a strange red speck getting closer to him.

The red speck goes up to him! It is Anti-Views!

Views: What do you want, freak? Anti-Views: A conversation. Views: Fine. Anti-Views: Remember when you got hit with that car gun and died? Views: Yeah. Last thing I remember besides the Food War X. Anti-Views: And how it hit your recovery center and you died forever? Views: Yeah. RockoRama's good at some things but not throwing things that far. Anti-Views: Oh he didn't... I DESTROYED YOUR RECOVERY CENTER. Views: WHAT! Anti-Views: And I used the life crystal in it to give my new anti-matter creation life, THE LOCK NES MONSTER. Views: WHAT?!?! Anti-Views: I also brought back SpongeBob SquarePants from Hell. Views: WHY?!?! Anti-Views: I'm his biggest fan! Views: That's it! [punches Anti-Views] Anti-Views: You want to take this outside? Let's take this outside!

Anti-Views hops onto the Lock NES Monster, and rides it to Views's house on the Sun. The time rift moves along with him as well.

The time rift bursts open. The explosion destroys Views' house, leaving a hole in the platform that held it up, and a small crater in the Sun.

Anti-Views hops down into the crater, and drags Views down there too. Inside is an inferno of plasma.

Views: My house! It's destroyed! Anti-Views: No more house for you! Views: Why are you doing this? What does your Lock NES Monster even do? Anti-Views: It locked up a bunch of older characters from NES, you know, trivial ones. Views: They're still people! This is too far, even for an anti-character.

Anti-Views punches Views a second time.

Views: Give up now! Anti-Views: No. Views: As you wish.

Views pulls out his blue lightgrater. Like a lightsaber, but in the shape of a grater.

Anti-Views pulls out his red lightgrater. The fight begins.

Views jumps on a piece of metal, using it as a platform. Anti-Views groundpounds it in an attempt to tilt it so Views falls off. Their lightgraters clash. As their platforms melt from the sun's heat, they jump from one to another.

After a while, it's down to the last two metal pieces. Views finds some gravel from his yard that fell on the Sun's surface. He jumps onto it, and Anti-Views corners him, slashes the top of his head, and cuts off his left hand. Views screams in pain, while fighting back the best he can.

The lightgraters continue to clash. Views is able to trick Anti-Views onto getting onto the last metal piece. Melting quickly, Anti-Views must jump back to the gravel.

Views: Go on, try it. Anti-Views: I'll make it.

Anti-Views does a flip-jump.

SLASH!

All of Anti-Views arms and legs are cut off. His body gets bent as he lands face first on the gravel island.

Views: I'M NOT SORRY FOR YOU. Anti-Views: I HATE YOU. Views: YOU KEPT ME FROM MY FRIENDS, AND NES. I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU.

Views walks off, calling his escape pod. It arrives, and he heads for Earth, where he meets up with Team NES.

Meanwhile, some Shesh inhabitants show up. They take Anti-Views body into their ship.

In the ship, Anti-Views has robot arms and legs drilled into him. He is given a metal brace to keep his body straight. The rest of his body is incased a thin sheet of steel. Finally, a pair of metal goggles is placed over his eyes.

Anti-Views is awoken by an unknown Shesh inhabitant who formerly worked for Marcus Cato. More powerful than ever, Anti-Views stands up, ready to work for them.

Meanwhile on Earth, Views tells Team NES what happened.

He tells them his house was destroyed, and offers to buy a new apartment home with them.

Chase McFly: Sounds good. We'll look for one on Thursday. Views: Thurzday? Chase McFly: Throwback Thurzday.