Thread:Alien Tavern/@comment-27131899-20200428064952/@comment-27131899-20200506185354

"Fact time!" Elmer says. He then says some facts:

1. Discordville is the capital of Windows 1339.

2. Discordville was founded in 1946.

3. Discordville's first mayor was Stephen Colbert, the founder of Colbert Industries.