Reality

Reality is a character who first appeared in Chapter 11 Part 3.

Chapter 11 Part 3
Reality went out for lunch. CheeseCrocker concluded that he must be in the amusement park. As Reality was gone, all logic failed.

Chapter 11 Part 4
As soon as Reality returned from his lunch break, he was destabilized due to the kulu-ya-ku. Reality said 'screw this' and went out to dinner. Henryton threw a pie at him. He and Logic were about to marry. Cape Kragils screamed 'NOOOOOOO!' in slow-motion, causing the wedding to be cancelled.

Reality went out to Dinner Blaster X's release and decided to date Never Ending Story itself.

Chapter 11 Part 5
When the Cark Curse summoned a kulu-ya-ku, Reality destabilized again.

Chapter 11 Part 7
Since both Reality and Logic were already dead, all countries declared their independence from the Republic of Canada.