Thread:Alien Tavern/@comment-7180588-20201008155911/@comment-35294673-20201101105900

'This is very bad indeed!' I say as I watch the telescope. 'I can barely even see anything through this "telescope"! It's not even worth being called one! What's the lens made of, stone? They're even worse than this useless thing.' I show Benelux a free Claus Borbert figurine I got. 'What does it do? What does it do???'