User:CaptainCape

Hello, dear reader! I'm Captain Cape, currently an admin and contributor to this wiki. Also part-time lord of chaos, hehe.

I first joined NES in Chapter 3 Part 3 (Target Café Reborn), then disappeared from Part 16 (Cartoons Strike Back!) to Part 28 (Inside Koopsers Joopsers). Since then, I've participated in every NES part, including the Time War and EvilBob Disaster.

There are also a gazillion versions of me in other dimensions, so please don't mistake me for any of those. I'm not responsible for anything they do.

Some of my favorite parts

 * It's Christmas Time in the Kitty!
 * Finding Views II
 * Cheese Trek III: The Search for Crocker
 * The Incidentals
 * NES: The Musical
 * Where is Cloak
 * Wounds and Healing
 * NES God for a Day
 * Griffin Revenge
 * Apple Weather Road Trip (both parts)
 * Chapter 11 Part 3

Some advice

 * Don't drink mutagenic milk. It's really bad for your health AND for your sanity.
 * Don't allow kids to control your spaceship, especially not when it's filled with bombs or when it's being broadcast on TV or both. We all know what happens when you do...
 * Never give your griffins your spaceship keys.
 * If you're not sure whether I'm alive, just poke me with a stick or something.
 * When in doubt, start talking in Dutch to cleverbots.
 * The watermelon is a lie. Do not trust the watermelon.
 * Same goes for keyboards.
 * And cornflakes.
 * And M&Ms that use time travel.
 * And anything that wants to kill you and/or your friends. I'm looking at you, Creepy.
 * Although he did have a point with the 'you can eat anything' philosophy. Or was that Dennih?
 * Wait, why am I talking to a list? This is weird and it's not even advice.
 * Yeah, let's just move on to the actual advice.

Some actual advice

 * Don't take the above stuff seriously.
 * Anything that uses AI is automatically a source of inspiration for NES. Think of Google Translate, Botnik, AI Dungeon...