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Chase McFly Chase McFly closed this thread because: . 00:39, 14 July 2019 SirBenelux Following NES Story™ Chapter 5 Part 5: NES Werbe-Fernsehen SirBenelux

The story is here again, with a new reader and new stories! But will it ever end?

In this part, we make a TV station with lots of TV shows and commercials.

Rules can be found here.

SirBenelux

DO NOT REPLY YET. ALL REPLIES UNTIL THIS THREAD IS OPEN WILL BE NON-CANON AND DELETED. 17:50, 23 June 2019 Koopsers Joopsers

(This is pretty interesting, I might go on NES more frequent with this part.) Edited by Koopsers Joopsers    15:30, 24 June 2019 SirBenelux

START!!! 14:29, 25 June 2019 AsTheAA

Someone turns on their TV and watches our channel, it just launched. We give a message, it reads: 14:32, 25 June 2019 ChaseMcFly

“Hi, welcome to NES Werbe-Fernhesen! I’m your host, Foury the Fourth, and today I...” Four begins.

“And I, Chase McFly, will be running this tv channel compilation. Let’s go to SirBenelux for the NES city weather, then back here for some latest news, then to all our other channels! Enjoy the shows and commercials, and always know what’s happening in NES City,” I finish. 14:33, 25 June 2019 This reply has been removed FourIsBestHost

Benelux then begins the weather:

"0 degrees in the morning, mostly cloudy, 20% chance of rain." 14:36, 25 June 2019 AsTheAA

"There's also a chance of meatballs." Benelux adds. 14:38, 25 June 2019 ChaseMcFly

Then it cuts back to me and Four. “Recently, a fire broke out in a store that sold Mickey Mouse toys. It is very likely this was started by someone as payback for our slaughterhouse experience,” I say. 14:40, 25 June 2019 SirBenelux

"This someone is identified as Vul Smile II, the son of Vul Smile and long time fan of Mickey Mouse." says Four. "I'm standing in front of the toy store right now. Vul Smile II, can you give us a reason why did you burn the store?"

"You jerks burned my idol's skyscraper!" says Vul Smile II.

"Chase, back to you." says Four. 14:45, 25 June 2019 ChaseMcFly

“In other news, the long missing CheeseCrocker has returned after many years. Mr. Crocker, what do you have easy about this experience?” I ask. 14:48, 25 June 2019 AsTheAA

On the NES Karikatur Channel, a cartoon named "Matshishkapeu" produced by me and some other people plays. The protagonist is Matshishkapeu, whose name literally translates to "Fart-Man." 14:48, 25 June 2019 SirBenelux

"I'm really happy that my dearful son is back!" says Mr. Crocker.

"And that's the latest news. This is Chase McFly and Foury the Fourth signing out, and don't forget to watch our other channels. We'll be back with more updates. See you later." says Chase. 14:57, 25 June 2019 CaptainCape

On the NES Extraterrestrial channel, a cartoon show called 'Gravildus Adventures' with Pokey-Eyes and other Spore creatures plays. It's obviously produced by me and some friends and family from Andromeda. 15:00, 25 June 2019 FourIsBestHost

On the NES Windleaf channel, especially meant for talent shows, Hatari is a guest performer in a series called... Edited by FourIsBestHost    15:16, 25 June 2019 ChaseMcFly

The Never Ending Factors. Edited by Chase McFly    15:34, 25 June 2019 FourIsBestHost

Back on NES One, I say in the news that there is a sale on Nothing pills. 15:46, 25 June 2019 ChaseMcFly

A sitcom called “The Dokuro-Chan Show” is airing on Channel 6. 15:57, 25 June 2019 Views06

Later today (Reply 100 - 180), we'll show paid programming. But it's definitely worth a watch, because in between each commercial is a 10 second cartoon skit. 19:07, 25 June 2019 Koopsers Joopsers

Austin: "But before that Views, we will show a preview of The Never Ending Movie's Revival!" (Reply 80 - 99)

Views: "Ah yes, The Never Ending Movie, the film about those multiple ducks." Edited by Koopsers Joopsers    21:10, 25 June 2019 ChaseMcFly

In this Dokuro-Chan show episode, Dokuro-chan (Playtime) is getting worried about Cheesy (CheeseCrocker) because he was kidnapped by someone. (Goulda, played by Woofsers Oofsers). 23:04, 25 June 2019 RockoRama

Meanwhile, on NES Mystery, the first episode of a show airs called Sweets, Space and Simpletons, which stars both Michael Rosen and Mark Sabine as they travel in a spaceship through space to find as much sugary food as possible. 23:15, 25 June 2019 FourIsBestHost

Kitchen Guy-Guy plays one of the aliens who live on a planet they go to. 06:45, 26 June 2019 Views06

He shows Mark and Michael various flavors of Marmalade, including a super sour one which makes Michael... 07:07, 26 June 2019 FourIsBestHost

only be able to say his name for an hour. Edited by FourIsBestHost    07:16, 26 June 2019 Views06

Mark Sabine: How is the marmalade, Michael?

Michael Rosen: Michael Rosen.

Mark Sabine: Huh?

Michael Rosen: Michael Rosen!

Mark Sabine: Oh no! I think he might be stuck this way! 07:17, 26 June 2019 FourIsBestHost

Back on NES One, me and Chase are live with the latest news.

Chase: "There was a murder at a famous cinema here in NES City, the victim has not been identified yet, though they're most likely a female.." Edited by FourIsBestHost    07:47, 26 June 2019 Views06

A list of suspects is reviewed by Detective Meg Griffin Edited by Views06    08:12, 26 June 2019 SirBenelux

"I'm in the NES City Police Headquarters in the interrogation room, where I'm reviewing my first suspect, Droopsers Bloonsers, a Koopsers Joopsers replacement with green skin and purple long pants." says Meg. 09:16, 26 June 2019 CaptainCape

However, all Droopsers can is drooling, since he used to be called Droolsers Bloonsers before he changed his name to Droopsers. After ten minutes of nothing but Droopsers' drooling, Meg decides to review the next suspect, who is... 10:06, 26 June 2019 FourIsBestHost

Tieng from the Cuppar. 11:12, 26 June 2019 SirBenelux

"Tieng, what's the last time you've been in that movie theater?" says Meg.

"Um, I've never been there. I was too busy being in the Cuppar that I forgot to go there." says Tieng. "You see, I was planning to go see the premiere of Winter Wonderland: The Movie in that cinema, but I was captured by Vul and he offered me to become a Cuppar member. Not knowing what the consequences could be, I accepted the offer and became a Cuppar member. And, without further ado, I unknowingly missed the premiere." Edited by SirBenelux    11:25, 26 June 2019 CaptainCape

Meg now considers Tieng innocent and moves on to the next suspect: Vul Smile II. 12:45, 26 June 2019 ChaseMcFly

"I was over at my father's grave  mourning him," Vul II says. "The cemetary is near the cinema, which is why I parked my car there. Some prankster must have filled it with popcorn," 12:50, 26 June 2019 FourIsBestHost

After some clues,the victim is revealed to be Moopkers Loopkers, a female Koopsers replacement. 14:00, 26 June 2019 SirBenelux

"And that was the 10 o'clock news. This is Chase McFly and Foury the Fourth signing off." says Chase, before a show called The Adventures of Sir Chameleon airs on NES One. 14:38, 26 June 2019 ChaseMcFly

It focuses on Michael's alter-ego (portrayed by Rocko and dubbed by Michael) saving lives and changing color. 14:40, 26 June 2019 This reply has been removed FourIsBestHost

Sir Chameleon has a Toyota Tundra, which Rocko had bought before deciding to be an actor in the show. Edited by FourIsBestHost    14:55, 26 June 2019 SirBenelux

Meanwhile, on NES Two, a show called Carne de Vinha D'alhos airs. It is a cooking show whose host is Mark Sabine. He makes random dishes that are sometimes related to marmalade, vindaloo or mandarin. 14:54, 26 June 2019 FourIsBestHost

He decides to make a marmalade sandwich with mandarin on top. 14:56, 26 June 2019 AsTheAA

Unfortunately, he accidentally burns it. 14:58, 26 June 2019 SirBenelux

Meanwhile on NES Sport, a soccer game is shown. 14:59, 26 June 2019 CaptainCape

It's a match between 'The CupCuppers' and 'FC Here'. The CupCuppers (TCC) has Cuppar players while FC Here (FCH) has Baldi's Basics characters. 15:01, 26 June 2019 FourIsBestHost

TCC is currently leading 2-1. 15:04, 26 June 2019 ChaseMcFly

On The Twilight Channel, we have TNPoMAT playing. 15:08, 26 June 2019 CaptainCape

TNPoMaT stands for 'The Nonsensical Programme of Murderers and Things,' and its plot is... 15:12, 26 June 2019 RockoRama

...A horror-esque production episode with the occasional humour mixed in.

This particular episode features Michael Rosen walking home from the shops and creepy things happening as he heads home. 15:16, 26 June 2019 FourIsBestHost

Back on NES Sport, The CupCuppers have won the soccer match, and the captain of the team,  Jackson Marantio will be interviewed, and the interview can be followed on NES One. 15:20, 26 June 2019 CaptainCape

The interviewer is yet another Koopsers replacement, Chooksers Coopsers.

Chooksers: 'What is your opinion about your team?'

Jackson: 'I think we're doing great! Though I think our keeper A. Turkey should train more.'

Chooksers: 'And did your team underestimate the opponent?'

Jackson: 'In my honest opinion, yes. G. Sweep was a great striker and Turkey couldn't prevent that goal.' 15:55, 26 June 2019 SirBenelux

Meanwhile, on NES Three, a show called Agent 700 airs. Edited by SirBenelux    17:52, 26 June 2019 Koopsers Joopsers

NES 3 then opens up by Austin. This channel is mainly dedicated to TV Shows and Films that aren't by The NES Team. However; they do air original TV Shows or Films sometimes.

The first film that's airing on it is Napoleon Dynamite, which will be followed by a couple episodes of The Ren And Stimpy Show.

Because this is another one of those extra channels, of course, there are black bars on the top and bottom, with the screen stretched to fit to 16:9, with an okay quality. Edited by Koopsers Joopsers    17:53, 26 June 2019 FourIsBestHost

A commercial for the series that reviews cars and other vehicles is shown on NES Travel. The series is called "In Search of the TopCar". 17:59, 26 June 2019 CaptainCape

Its hosts are Mudnebib and Bibendum. In the commercial, it's revealed that they will review my blue Mini Cooper from C5P1 for some reason. 18:15, 26 June 2019 FourIsBestHost

After the commercial, a countdown begins. When it hits 0, the series' next episode starts.

Mudnebib greets the viewers. 18:31, 26 June 2019 ChaseMcFly

The next show is called the NESlympics, where we compete in NES-related sports, such as toss the marmalade jar through the rings. Edited by Chase McFly    12:28, 27 June 2019 RockoRama

Meanwhile, just after the Agent 700 timeslot on NES Three is a morning talk show with... 12:34, 27 June 2019 FourIsBestHost

Choopsers Loopsers, a Koopsers replacement, and the winner of The Never Ending Factors. 12:37, 27 June 2019 ChaseMcFly

On the NES Spin-off channel, Barry the Duck, Barry the Snail, and Barry the cat are in a musical. 13:25, 27 June 2019 FourIsBestHost

The musical is called "The Three Barries". 13:35, 27 June 2019 SirBenelux

Meanwhile, on NES Four, a show called World War III: A Returning Conspiracy airs. It's a documentary based on World War III, narrated by Joke (Black Spy). 14:09, 27 June 2019 FourIsBestHost

It is just about to finish, with Joke narrating the way it ended. 14:19, 27 June 2019 SirBenelux

Meanwhile, on NES One, I tell the latest news.

"This is SirBenelux von Luxembourg for the 11 o'clock news." I say. " Earlier today, a rocket called the Imperium Benevolent was launched in Steelnerves Woods. According to Gerald Nathan Madison, also known as Dr. Smart, which is his nickname, famous inventor and scientist, the rocket was made and launched in honor of our city's former mayor, Doniv Imperium XVII, who passed away at the age of 280715." Edited by SirBenelux    17:02, 27 June 2019 FourIsBestHost

I add: "Speaking of which, a new mayoral election is coming soon, it will be Jonas Jammer vs. Helios D. Botman." 15:16, 27 June 2019 CaptainCape

After an overview of the mayoral election, the sports news starts.

'This is captain Cape Kragils for the sports news,' I say. 'After the NESCup soccer match, which was won by the CupCuppers, CupCuppers have been protesting against the decision of manager Jackson Marantio to transfer their keeper, A. Turkey, to Club Anti-Soccer.'

The screen cuts to Octavius Rex with a microphone, standing at Alpaca Highway: a street in NES City's Benzo district which is now filled with protesting CupCuppers fans. 15:55, 27 June 2019 FourIsBestHost

Octavius Rex: "Thank you Cape.The protesters have caused minor damage near Alpaca Highway, for example, they destroyed a Honda Civic that was parked in the parking lot not far away from here. The protester who did that has been arrested by the police."

Cape: "Anything else?" 16:03, 27 June 2019 SirBenelux

"I have spoken with Marcson J. Gilligan, NES City's current mayor as of April 20, 2016, preceded by Raymond Lowes, who became mayor on November 7, 2012, about the protest." I say.

(Archived video)

"This is a major code violation." says Marcson J. Gilligan. "These people have done a big mess in this district. I hope whoever started this will be arrested."

(End of archived video)

"And now, back to regular news. Meanwhile, in Shower, near the road to NES City Island, where our city is located, an M&M's Festival is happening." I say. "Most of the town's inhabitants are going there. Also, the festival goers are in for a special treat when they see Janet Mills, the governor of Maine, at the festival. She's going there too. And that was the 11 o'clock news. This is SirBenelux von Luxembourg signing off, and don't forget that the preview of the Never Ending Movie's revival will be happening at 11:30 (it's currently 11:15) on NES One, and after that, we'll show a compilation of commercials with 10-second cartoon shorts (commercial compilation will happen at 12 o'clock)." Edited by SirBenelux    09:05, 28 June 2019 ChaseMcFly

On NES Six (formerly Channel 6), a documentary about the life of Koopsers Joopsers is playing. Edited by Chase McFly    17:36, 27 June 2019 FourIsBestHost

On NES Sport, the French race of the NES Superbike Championship is starting. 18:28, 27 June 2019 ChaseMcFly

On The NES Animal Channel, Klirork is running a show called "The Secret of CheeseCrocker's Resurrection", starring Benelux as Talinight, Mr. Krabs as Michael Rosen, Tim Rowett as Mark Sabine, Klirork as himself, and Cheesy as CheeseCrocker. 22:55, 27 June 2019 Koopsers Joopsers

1.5 million people are currently watching NES 3. People want an HD version of it. Before a bumper, Austin puts on a video of him saying

Austin: "You want NES 3 in HD? Heh, comin' soon! And here's the commercials."

And then it cuts to commercials. 04:56, 28 June 2019 FourIsBestHost

The commercial is advertising a series about bad video games, hosted by Cape. 05:05, 28 June 2019 Doratron 9001.1.2 Doratron 9001.1.2

I have to play all the bad video games to make sure that they are bad.

The first video game is called Sleep 2k and the object is to not press any of the buttons until the game ends. "Yes. This game is bad." I say.

The next video game is called Hungry Hungry Hippo and the object is to keep pressing the button until you eat all the hippo food. "This game is a little better but still bad." I say. 05:34, 28 June 2019 This reply has been removed FourIsBestHost reply to #73

Cape: "Doratron, do you have any games you can suggest for my series, where I check how bad can video games can get?" 06:11, 28 June 2019 CaptainCape

Doratron shows me a list of about 10 video games, and I somehow take those games from my pocket. 'Alright Doratron, our third game is called Warhammer 10000, and its objective is to stare at a normal warhammer until you finish the main quest - which involves, of course, staring at the warhammer. Could you try out this video game and rate how bad it is?' 09:52, 28 June 2019 ChaseMcFly

Meanwhile, NES 2 alerts of a potential flood coming to NES City. 12:27, 28 June 2019 FourIsBestHost

The flood is most likely  hitting the city in 30 minutes. Edited by FourIsBestHost    12:37, 28 June 2019 ChaseMcFly

Then the 20-minute preview for the upcoming movie starts. The screen zooms in on Prince Pieduck looking terrified. The narrator’s voice says... 12:43, 28 June 2019 SirBenelux

"And now, the moment you've all been waiting for, the preview for the movie "Never Ending Movie" has begun!" 14:02, 28 June 2019 ChaseMcFly

A Never Ending Movie: Part IV logo appears, with Cakey looking at Pieduck. 'Why did you do this to me, Dad?" The preview then cuts too... 14:20, 28 June 2019 SirBenelux

...Brownie fighting with Brownie Goose. 14:40, 28 June 2019 ChaseMcFly

"You will never win!" Brownie Goose exclaims.

"Oh yes I will!" Brownie says back.

"Stop fighting!" Barry the Duck yells.

It then cuts to... 14:42, 28 June 2019 FourIsBestHost

Kevin Leafer shouting "Spaghetti!" 14:44, 28 June 2019 SirBenelux

...James the Duck and Michael the Duck going on a quest to find the Sponge Sword. 14:45, 28 June 2019 ChaseMcFly

Except they then get covered in spagetti thanks to Cakey. 14:49, 28 June 2019 FourIsBestHost

James wonders: "Did someone throw spaghetti at us?" 14:51, 28 June 2019 ChaseMcFly

Then it cuts to a scene of Cakey getting exiled from her kingdom. 14:53, 28 June 2019 SirBenelux

"Why did you kick me out of my kingdom?" says Cakey. 14:55, 28 June 2019 ChaseMcFly

Next, a title card saying, "From the creators of Never Ending Story..." appears, with a line about the new NEM cast members who will be the stars. The next scene is.... 15:04, 28 June 2019 FourIsBestHost

Cakey in an Iceland Cafe, talking about... Edited by FourIsBestHost    15:45, 28 June 2019 Doratron 9001.1.2 Doratron 9001.1.2

"Thanks Cape, I rate this game 100% bad," I say. 15:44, 28 June 2019 CaptainCape

Dora saying this sparked anger within Warhammer 10000 fans - and it's Cakey's favorite game. So she and some other people are discussing about why the game could be bad. 15:55, 28 June 2019 FourIsBestHost

Then some text appears on the screen:

"This December, follow Cakey on her adventures to save Norway from destruction!" 16:01, 28 June 2019 ChaseMcFly

A huge bomb is then seen exploding Norway with Cakey going "NO!" 16:40, 28 June 2019 FourIsBestHost

After that, the scene where Cakey finds a ripped Norwegian flag plays. 16:46, 28 June 2019 Doratron 9001.1.2 Doratron 9001.1.2

"You cannot be serious, Cakey. Here is my death stare." I say. 17:03, 28 June 2019 ChaseMcFly

An ominous "Is this the end for Cakey?" card appears, followed by the final message, which reads... 17:19, 28 June 2019 FourIsBestHost

"Never Ending Movie Part IV: Coming in December." 17:57, 28 June 2019 ChaseMcFly

Then the paid commercials start playing. The first one is... 17:58, 28 June 2019 FourIsBestHost

A commercial for the NES Superbike Championship, which is on NES Sport. The next race will be Portugal. 18:06, 28 June 2019 Doratron 9001.1.2 Doratron 9001.1.2

I am sewing together the Norweigen flag for Cakey but I don't want him to know. 18:43, 28 June 2019 CaptainCape

Afterwards, a commercial for iKapas starts playing, announcing that the special characters are removed from app names and the apps CupparAlarm (alarm clock app), CupparTimer (your average stopwatch app), CupparCall (for calling and texting), CupparCam (for taking photos and recording videos) and the official CupparTube app have been updated for more features. 18:44, 28 June 2019 FourIsBestHost

CupparTunes also now allows the user to upload their own music for $5, then afterwards, it's free forever. 18:51, 28 June 2019 ChaseMcFly

In between the commercials, snippets of the NES educational spin-off are playing. 19:10, 28 June 2019 FourIsBestHost

On NES Four, a documentary about the NES Superbike Championship called "NES Superbike: The  NES City Bike Racing Series" is starting. 13:29, 29 June 2019 ChaseMcFly

Another commercial about Michelin Tires starts, with a cartoon short after it about... 13:31, 29 June 2019 FourIsBestHost

A guy driving a car, which breaks down, but he notices the NES City Car Rental Store. This is meant to advertise it. 13:35, 29 June 2019 ChaseMcFly

The next commercial is advertising Talinight Balls. The corresponding short is... 13:36, 29 June 2019 SirBenelux ChHwKdB ...Talinight flying a jet and crashing into an orange house in a desert from one of the many Polandball comics (pictured). Edited by SirBenelux    14:07, 29 June 2019 ChaseMcFly

Then a commercial advertising a new kind of cereal bowl, the Cake Cereal Bowl, plays, followed by a Short about... 14:21, 29 June 2019 SirBenelux

...Cakey and Cereal Bowl getting married. 14:32, 29 June 2019 FourIsBestHost

Then, me and Chase are live on NES One for the news. 14:35, 29 June 2019 ChaseMcFly

Next, there's an advertisement for an upcoming TheThomasShow reboot, with Rocko as Thomas, and me and Views as WalkingBird and I am toaster, respectively. This is followed by yet another cartoon short, this time a snippet from the NES educational spin-off. The next commercial is... Edited by Chase McFly    14:38, 29 June 2019 SirBenelux

...a commercial for brand new Polandball Plushies. These new plushies are Brazilball, Chinaball, New Zealandball, Indiaball, Norwayball, Turkeyball, South Africaball, Mexicoball, Vietnamball, Kazakhbrick, NepalRawr, Antarcticaball, EUball, Ukraineball, Venezuelaball, South Koreaball, Thailandball, Jordanball, Mauritaniaball, Japanball (not the Kawaii equivalent, the regular equivalent), Argentinaball and Italyball.

Polandball Plushies website: https://www.countryballplushies.com/

The short that comes after the commercial is... Edited by SirBenelux    14:54, 29 June 2019 FourIsBestHost

Hungaryball also wants to, but changes his mind after seeing he will get one later. Edited by FourIsBestHost    14:53, 29 June 2019 ChaseMcFly

The final commercial is advertising  Go-Away-Next-Part Spray, and it is followed by... 14:59, 29 June 2019 FourIsBestHost

A music video premiere of Seto Escapist's new song "Do That Again". Seto Escapist is a popular metal band in NES City. 15:02, 29 June 2019 ChaseMcFly

"Thanks for tuning in!" Views says as he comes to the stage. He is on NES Five. "Now back to previously scheduled programming," We return for the news on NES one with me and Four. 15:11, 29 June 2019 FourIsBestHost

We start with sports news. "The Portuguese round of the NES Superbike Championship was won by Barnabas Mylle, a member of the Cuppar. What do you have to say about this, Mr Mylle?" Edited by FourIsBestHost    15:13, 29 June 2019 ChaseMcFly

"I'm glad I tried my best with extensive training befor ethis occurs," Mr. Mylle says. "Though I admit, I had help from my friend, Captain Pace Kraglis. Here he is now," He points towards Pace. Edited by Chase McFly    15:35, 29 June 2019 FourIsBestHost

"One question, then we will talk to Pace. Are you pleased by the performance of your bike?" I ask. 15:55, 29 June 2019 SirBenelux

Then it cuts to a commercial of M&M's since the commmercial compilation will last until post 180. The following short is... Edited by SirBenelux    17:03, 29 June 2019 FourIsBestHost

A short about our adventures in the MMS. 17:11, 29 June 2019 This reply has been removed SirBenelux

Then it cuts back to sports news, but before sports news continue I tell some breaking news.

"Breaking news." I say. "Someone has been showing long, tedious commercial compilations on TV channels. The suspect has not yet identified, but the police are working on the case. And now back to our latest program."

And now back to sports news. Edited by SirBenelux    17:18, 29 June 2019 FourIsBestHost

I continue speaking with Barnabas Mylle, the winner of the Portugal race of the NES Superbike Championship. "Are you satisfied with your bike's performance?" I ask. 17:36, 29 June 2019 FourIsBestHost

(Bump) 12:47, 30 June 2019 ChaseMcFly

“I am, very much,” Barnabas says. Pace starts looking around the studio, since he really likes it. 13:01, 30 June 2019 FourIsBestHost

On NES Six, "The Original NES God: The Cereal Bowl" is playing. It is a documentary about the Cereal Bowl. Edited by FourIsBestHost    14:05, 30 June 2019 ChaseMcFly

Pace has a role on Cape’s show, coincidentally as his character’s long lost half brother. 16:37, 30 June 2019 FourIsBestHost

Back on NES One, Benelux says that it may rain in NES City soon. 16:47, 30 June 2019 RockoRama

Meanwhile, on NES Five, a game show takes place, titled... 18:29, 30 June 2019 Sandwitch666 Sandwitch666

Live on Death Row with Sandwitch666!!!

This action reality event is just a live airing of all my scheduled executions! Today we have:

- Barry the Goldfish, found guilty of money laundering. He will be executed by drowning in sand.

- Stradovarius the Eel, who is guilty of writing a scandelous blog. He will be executed by electrocuting himself.

- Doratron 9001.1.2 the sentient algorithm, guilty of being the #1 enemy of the state. She will be executed by a surprise method! Stay tuned... Edited by Sandwitch666    19:51, 30 June 2019 Doratron 9001.1.2 Doratron 9001.1.2

I OD on fentynol before you get the chance 19:53, 30 June 2019 Sandwitch666 Sandwitch666

Well isn't that just great. But these rabid pirrhanas who were abused by their step parents are hungry...I'll need to frame someone!!

I go back to my office to do research... 19:55, 30 June 2019 ChaseMcFly

Meanwhile, on Space, Sweets, and Simpletons, Mark and Michael are tricking the Meardans into giving them cake. 19:59, 30 June 2019 RockoRama

They both wander into a dark cave quickly before the Meardans realise, in the hope of finding something sweet in the cave. Once they are almost 5 miles underground, they eventually hear something in the cave... 20:07, 30 June 2019 ChaseMcFly

It's not cake though. It's a Kape, a native Sudlivarg monster. Edited by Chase McFly    20:16, 30 June 2019 Doratron 9001.1.2 Doratron 9001.1.2

"Did you say Kape? Sorry for attacking you with a fork and knive, I thought they said, 'cake'." I say. Edited by Doratron 9001.1.2    01:38, 1 July 2019 ChaseMcFly

"Cut, cut, cut," Michael says, as Tim and Rocko take down the set and he turns off the camera. He doesn't talk to Doratron though."We need to redo this scene. Your character lacked reaction time," Michael looks Rocko in the eyes. 'And what on Earth was that impression of my voice?" Edited by Chase McFly    02:26, 1 July 2019 FourIsBestHost

Meanwhile, on NES Travel, there is a commercial for the Citroen Xsara (which is a car.) 05:36, 1 July 2019 This reply has been removed CaptainCape

It shows a silver-colored Citroen Xsara racing in the Formula 1, way ahead of the other contestants. The sports commentator (voiced by me) says that the Citroen Xsara will definitely be the winner of the Formula 1 because of its Michelin tires, as the Michelin logo appears on the screen. 12:33, 1 July 2019 ChaseMcFly

In the latest episode of The Dokuro-Chan show, Dokuro-Chan becomes a real person. 12:39, 1 July 2019 FourIsBestHost

This makes David Speed (played by Antonio Cheddar, who is loosely related to Cheesy) think he is hallucinating. 12:46, 1 July 2019 ChaseMcFly

Then on NES Mystery, a tv show called "ParaNES" airs, surroudning paranormal things, like the SPTLLSW ESB page coming to life to kill people. 13:36, 1 July 2019 RockoRama

The show is hosted by paranormal investigator Spuži Kvadratnik as he investigates such paranormal activity each episode. 13:50, 1 July 2019 CaptainCape

Its theme song is unsetttingly similar to the X-Files theme song, but it's different enough to avoid a lawsuit. 14:06, 1 July 2019 ChaseMcFly

This episode is a two-parter, and features a villain driving a Citroen Xsara with Michelin tires. (talk about product placement) 14:10, 1 July 2019 CaptainCape

The episode is called 'The Citroen Mystery', and the spooky thing is, the villain was supposed to be dead for 200 years already. Edited by CaptainCape    14:15, 1 July 2019 FourIsBestHost

On NES History, which is exactly what it says on the tin, a documentary about the history of Panama is playing. 14:19, 1 July 2019 Doratron 9001.1.2 Doratron 9001.1.2

"Are we supposed to watch this?" I ask inquisitively. 18:51, 1 July 2019 Sandwitch666 Sandwitch666

"Yes," I reply. 18:55, 1 July 2019 Dankfreehugs28 Dankfreehugs28

I start a cult for everyone who wants to watch a documentary about the history of pirates. 18:57, 1 July 2019 ChaseMcFly

That ends up being the next thing to premiere on NES History, and it's well recieved. 19:07, 1 July 2019 Sandwitch666 Sandwitch666

"Doratron, watch that now." I say and she is more interested in it thankfully. 19:09, 1 July 2019 Doratron 9001.1.2 Doratron 9001.1.2

"Pirates are cool," I respond. 21:51, 1 July 2019 ChaseMcFly

A new commercial plays, advertising Cape’s new third gen iKapa. 22:15, 1 July 2019 Doratron 9001.1.2 Doratron 9001.1.2

The pirate documentary begins with the tale of Blackbeard and his gold. "Ye who scurvys me gold shall have all me gold!" the legend says. I continue watching... 22:32, 1 July 2019 Sandwitch666 Sandwitch666

I kill Doratron with an axe. 00:00, 2 July 2019 ChaseMcFly

Sweets, Space, and Simpletons is interrupted for a quick broadcast about a theft in NES City. 02:50, 2 July 2019 This reply has been removed ChaseMcFly

(Benelux, don't repeat my post in yours. Could you be more original?) 12:23, 2 July 2019 CaptainCape

'This is Chase McFly for breaking news: a 15th-century drawing of the Vitruvius Man has been stolen from the NES City Museum! All we know about the thief is that he's a male sponge. Any clues should be reported to the NESCPD (NES City Police Department) at 132 Krorilk Road, Richmond District,' Chase says on the news.

'Have a good day and stay tuned!' he concludes, and Sweets, Space, and Simpletons continues. 18:47, 2 July 2019 ChaseMcFly

The Kape swallows Mark (Tim) whole, so he starts eating its sugary insides.

"Save some for me!" Michael (Rocko) says. 19:48, 2 July 2019 FourIsBestHost

After Mark gets out, he takes out a piece of the Kape's stomach, and gives it to Michael. 09:30, 3 July 2019 AsTheAA

Michael tries to eat it, but then.. 09:38, 3 July 2019 CaptainCape

...a bunch of Meardans come in and beg for some Kape stomach. Apparently, Kape stomach is commonly used within candy. 09:56, 3 July 2019 SirBenelux

On NES Seven, a TV series called "The M&M's Show" airs. 09:59, 3 July 2019 CaptainCape

The show is about the life in M&MTopia, the land of the M&Ms. The episode airing is the ending of Season 1, which is called 'M&Ms vs. Skittles'. The evil Skittles invade M&MTopia, and the M&M army has to protect the country from the incoming waves of Skittles. 10:03, 3 July 2019 FourIsBestHost

After successfully defeating three waves, one of the M&Ms asks: "Can't we just try and make peace with them?"but the fourth wave comes. Edited by FourIsBestHost    12:19, 3 July 2019 SirBenelux

Back on NES One, I tell the latest news.

"This is SirBenelux von Luxembourg for some news." I say. "Near a park surrounding Bibendum Lake, people are lined up for the opening of the new J. C. Penney store. According to county store operator Joseph Burdon, the store won't be open until 20 more minutes. In other news, the NES City Police Department has found out that Dr. Smart, whose real name is Gerald Nathan Madison, has been using fake identities. He has been arrested and won't be released from prison until he tells everyone his actual real name, including you. Yes, you. The person who has been watching this channel for a long time now. Octavius."

"Yes, Benelux." says Octavius Rex. "I am inside the NES City Prison located south of Bibendumium, where Dr. Smart is forced to tell everyone his real name. Doctor, can you tell hundreds of viewers your real name?"

"Never!" says Dr. Smart. "My mom told me that exposing your true identity could get you in trouble!"

"Well, my mom never told me that, but enough about this mom stuff, just say your real name." says Octavius.

"Uh...Okay! I'll tell you guys my real name!" says Dr. Smart.

"Well, say it!" says Octavius. "You're wasting my time! I'm gonna be late for the Bikini Bottom Marathon! I'm participating there!"

"Now that's an interesting scoop for an NES Werbe-Fernsehen news report." I say.

"Okay, just let me take a deep breath." says Dr. Smart, before taking a deep breath and saying his actual real name. "Kenneth Smart."

"So now you know." says Octavius Rex. "Dr. Smart's real name is Kenneth Smart."

"Thank you, Octavius." I say. "And that's not all. The police have found out that Dr. Smart used a lot more fake identities for his real name. Other than Gerald Nathan Madison. We've got Martin E. Joper, Christian Orwitz, Wally Andrewson, etc. And, without further ado, Smart has been released from prison." 14:48, 3 July 2019 FourIsBestHost

"And that's it for the news for now." I say, then a commercial for the movie based on our adventures with the Cuppar starts, starring .Bibendum as Vul. Edited by FourIsBestHost    15:14, 3 July 2019 CaptainCape

At the end of the commercial, it's revealed that this is the bloopers special, with all bloopers composed into one dangerously hilarious movie. 15:18, 3 July 2019 FourIsBestHost

It also combines CGI and live-action, making it unique. 15:32, 3 July 2019 ChaseMcFly

Then a cartoon about Aasha and Amora plays. 15:50, 3 July 2019 FourIsBestHost

It takes place in Honduras, where there is a company called Teasas. Edited by FourIsBestHost    16:35, 3 July 2019 CaptainCape

Teasas is a tea manufacturing company, famous for its delicious peppermint tea. Aasha and Amora are two sisters, and Teasas employees during daytime, classic horror stalker girls at night. 18:42, 3 July 2019 ChaseMcFly

During the night, they assume the code names Fifi and Fluttershy. 18:47, 3 July 2019 CaptainCape

Aasha commonly dresses in a skunk suit, and Amora in a pony suit. At times, the employer of Teasas, Octave Bunoniko Rex, also works together with them and dresses as a Pokey-Eye with codename Your Dream. 18:55, 3 July 2019 ChaseMcFly

Back on NES One, I report Cape was kidnapped by Two and Siley. 18:57, 3 July 2019 RockoRama

Meanwhile on NES Five, an episode of Two And Siley Hour airs. 19:47, 3 July 2019 ChaseMcFly

Their guest is Klirork’s girlfriend, Clarek. They ask her questions like... 19:52, 3 July 2019 CaptainCape

'Do you already know that your boyfriend ate the whole universe?' Two asks.

'What do you feel like when Klirork becomes his monster form?' Siley asks.

'Do you become a monster when you smell marmalade?' Two wonders.

'Have you ever done an astral projection?' Siley says.

'Are you considering marrying Klirork?' Two asks Clarek.

'Have you ever visited Gravi- waaaait, what am I doing here? I don't remember getting here,' I say. 09:13, 4 July 2019 SirBenelux

On NES Eight, a show called Afternoon with Cut Man airs. This show is sponsored by Wily Labs Inc.

"Welcome to Afternoon with Cut Man." says Cut Man. "I'm your host, Cut Man, and you may probably know my co-host Guts Man."

"Top of the morning-- uh, I mean, afternoon to ya!" says Guts Man.

"Anyway, today's guest is Crash Man." says Cut Man. "Crash Man, how do you feel about the Go Away Next Part spray?"

"It's working just great." says Crash Man. "I used it on my doppelganger once. He never came back for 2 parts!"

"Okay, and what was the name of your doppelganger?" says Cut Man.

"His name was Turbo Man from Mega Man DOS 2. His mugshot looked just like mine, except that his suit was pink, the glass visor was turned pink and his eyes were totally black." says Crash Man. "Isn't that weird?" 09:45, 4 July 2019 ChaseMcFly

Clarek is so baffled by the questions, she just says “Meow” and starts chewing on Cape’s rope. 14:21, 4 July 2019 CaptainCape

'Wait... I didn't have a rope when I got in here... Wait, I think I remember Two knocking me-' I'm interrupted by Two and Siley loudly yelling 'CUT CUT CUT!' 15:40, 4 July 2019 ChaseMcFly

Behind the scenes, Clarek runs off and Two and Siley take Cape into the backroom. "Don't break the fourth wall as our surpise special guest," Two says.

"Come on, Two, we kidnapped Cape," Siley says.

"Cape, you're needed as the main course for the meal Rocko and Tim are gonna pretend to eat," Michael Rosen says, grabbing him.

"Come on, Two, let's end the episode," Siley says, dragging Two in the other direction. 15:55, 4 July 2019 CaptainCape

On NESDoc, a channel with mostly documentaries, a five-part documentary called 'The Most Bizarre Cities of the World' plays, where Super Why visits the strangest cities on Earth - and beyond.

This part is about a city called 'West-West and Schumann', which is, ironically, located in the east of the USA. 18:33, 4 July 2019 ChaseMcFly

Meanwhile, Cape, wearing a full body cake suit, appears in the final scene of this week’s Sweets, Space, and Simpletons episode, where Rocko and Tim pretend to chow down on cookies and ice cream, as Mark and Michael direct. The final minute involves them eating Cape’s (Real) frosting and saying it tastes like a Pokey-Eye. These lines will be dubbed by Michael and Mark for reruns.

18:39, 4 July 2019 RockoRama

Meanwhile, on NES Three, an episode of Agent 700 is airing, in which the main character is waiting on a platform at the underground Bond Street station in London. (Probably an inside joke.) 19:47, 4 July 2019 ChaseMcFly

Ironically, a commercial about Bond Street starts playing on NES Six. 19:49, 4 July 2019 CaptainCape

A branch NES City Car Rental Store - called the Bond Street Car Rental Store or BSCRS - has opened on Bond Street. It's owned by Uemdnibb, Bibendum's brother. 15:22, 5 July 2019 ChaseMcFly

Then the new show Meters and Marks airs, with Michael, Mark, Cape, and Rocko appearing as a group of brothers obssessed with cake, snow, and rust (Mico, Marko, Capo, and Rocco) who live in Real Madrid practicing radial medicine. Edited by Chase McFly    15:38, 5 July 2019 CaptainCape

Radial medicine has nothing to do with a radius, though - it's a medicine developed by the Scarucks in Andromeda to cure a disease called 'Radius' caused by radiation. They even made a version that tasted like a combination of snow, cake and rust. Using the medicine when the user doesn't have radius, it causes the user to... 15:43, 5 July 2019 ChaseMcFly

Become radical and poker-hating. 15:45, 5 July 2019 CaptainCape

The latter causes you to hate the card game poker, being poked, poking people, hedgehogs, porcupines, Pokey-Eyes, roses with thorns, needles, syringes, and all other sharp things in the universe. 15:48, 5 July 2019 ChaseMcFly

Of course, Rocko's sonic screwdriver (who has a Russian accent and is named Sonik) is one of the affected. Edited by Chase McFly    15:59, 5 July 2019 FourIsBestHost

Kevin Smork is revealed to have Radius. 16:14, 5 July 2019 ChaseMcFly

He then kills Epac in the middle of The Epac Show filming, so we improvise a 15-minute cartoon. 16:21, 5 July 2019 SirBenelux

On NES Xtra, a show called "Professor Hartington" airs. The show is about Professor Hartington (played by Octavius Rex) who goes on adventures with his colleague and apparent brother Professor Kumnet (played by Baldi). In this episode, Professor Hartington welcomes the viewers to the show by saying "Hey everyone. I hope you guys are prepared for an unforgettable luncheon." Hartington waits for your response and after that, he says "Gay." Then the rest of the episode goes on normally. Edited by SirBenelux    17:59, 5 July 2019 Koopsers Joopsers

Meanwhile, Austin hires Dr. Smarter to help him out on NES 3 in HD.

Austin: "Hey there, Dr. Smarter."

Dr. Smarter: "Good day to you. So, you want me to store NES 3 into the high definition?"

Austin: "Yes."

Dr. Smarter: "Alright, here is my card also to contact me."

He hands Austin over a card on various ways he can contact him.

Austin: "Thanks."

Also, on the card his full name was on it which is "Dr. Kenny Allen Franten." The "Smarter" last name was just a stage last name.

Dr. Smarter: "Yeah, I know, my last name is actually Franten. It is just a stage name, smarter, heh heh."

Austin: "That's pretty cool, Dr. Smarter."

Dr. Smarter: "I know, heh."

Austin then goes to stop NES 3 to make an announcement.

Austin: "Hello everybody watching NES 3! I know you all love this channel. We listened to you, so now, we shall be opening NES 3

...

...

in HD!"

Dr. Smarter: "In approximately 30 seconds, it will open up! The timer starts right now!"

20 seconds later.. Austin: "Ten, nine, eight, seven, six.." Austin and Dr. Smarter: "Five, four, three, two, one, ZERO!" Dr. Smarter: "Nes 3 in HD is now opened up! The channel number is just the one after this one, so tune in into NES 3 in HD!!"

10 million people had tuned in into NES 3 in HD. The first thing to premiere on it was The Simpsons Movie. Edited by Koopsers Joopsers    21:30, 5 July 2019 Koopsers Joopsers

(I'm making NES C5 Part 6) 21:40, 5 July 2019 Koopsers Joopsers

(Nevermind) Edited by Koopsers Joopsers    21:41, 5 July 2019 ChaseMcFly

An NES-based tv series about a human Rocko then airs. 21:48, 5 July 2019 Koopsers Joopsers

The TV series will be airing an episode after The Simpsons Movie on NES 3 too. 21:57, 5 July 2019 ChaseMcFly

Austin is joined by his friends, Zeus, Car,  and Tests (Frank for short) at a medical facility called Aeron to advertise a memory potion that a doctor can't even do for free in 30 minutes. 22:28, 5 July 2019 FourIsBestHost

The memory potion will go on sale after it is approved by the new mayor of NES City (Helios D. Botman). 13:36, 6 July 2019 CaptainCape 5sfl90gp0l-1

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The Ho-Sis Meanwhile, on NES Mystery, a movie called 'Escape from Ho-Sis' has just started. A detective called Mr. Noir (played by Painfully Honest Buhdeuce), an actor called Rayray (by RootNegativeSixteen) and a shopkeeper called Mr. Free (by Mr. Krabs) have to escape from a monstrous being called the Ho-Sis (by Klirork) - and the thing is, they are monstrous beings themselves too. Edited by CaptainCape    13:52, 6 July 2019 FourIsBestHost

They decide to hide from the Ho-Sis in the NES City Car Rental Store. 13:56, 6 July 2019 CaptainCape 85ca2bzusf-1

The Escaape Suddenly, a minion of the Ho-Sis called the Escaape (played by Michael Rosen) bursts through the door! 14:00, 6 July 2019 FourIsBestHost

Mudnebib then kicks out the Escaape, and says that everyone can get a FREE car of their choice and the color they want! Edited by FourIsBestHost    14:07, 6 July 2019 CaptainCape

They buy an invisible Ferrari and enter it, making them invisible. Mr. Free opens the car window and says: 'Oh, thanks for the FREE car! I like FREE things!' before the Ferrari bursts through the wall of the store. 14:08, 6 July 2019 ChaseMcFly

Then Car, Frank, and Zeus come with Austin to the store. (Note that this is all part of Escape from Ho-Sis") 14:14, 6 July 2019 FourIsBestHost

They tell Mudnebib the wall is damaged, who gets nervous because the only person who fixes walls and ceilings in NES City is currently recovering from surgery. 14:17, 6 July 2019 ChaseMcFly

So Mudnebib eventually decides to do it himself, only to be stomped by the Ho-Sis. 14:38, 6 July 2019 CaptainCape 949zfkjhtc-1

Thrwk A martial arts teacher called Thrwk - who can use the Force and is portrayed by Mr. Miyagi from The Karate Kid - flings the Ho-Sis high into the atmosphere. 'Quick, get in this camo Nissan I bought some days ago and I was planning to return to the shop!' he says. 15:15, 6 July 2019 ChaseMcFly

In the Nissan, a man pops up. "Hi, my name is Michael Rosen," He says.

"Funny costume, Michael," Thrwk says, as he can't recognize him at all. "You aren't fooing us,"

The fake Michael quickly adds, "Baum. Michael Rosenbaum," Edited by Chase McFly    17:07, 6 July 2019 RockoRama

"Well, I wonder where the real Michael Rosen is?" Thrwk asks.

[brief glare at Escaape, who is in the background and hasn't noticed them]

"Anyway, we'd love to stop and chat but the Ho-sis is coming. We have to do something." 16:01, 6 July 2019 ChaseMcFly

Noir, Free, Rayray, Austin, Zeus, Car, and Frank kill the Escaape, so Thrwk and Michael Rosenbaum toss him out the window, knocking down the Ho-sis. 17:09, 6 July 2019 FourIsBestHost

Due to Mudnebib's death in the movie, the NES City Car Rental Store is now run by Austin. This is just in the movie though. 17:30, 6 July 2019 CaptainCape 660arx8aqp-1 But the Ho-Sis becomes so angry, it turns into the Ho-Niclus! 18:09, 6 July 2019 ChaseMcFly

Car fights him, but is killed in the film. 18:15, 6 July 2019 CaptainCape

It turns out that the Ho-Niclus' arms are made of instant glue, which means that when it grabs someone; it's almost impossible to escape. The same is also true for its body and the Ho-Sis' body. 18:20, 6 July 2019 ChaseMcFly

Then he kills Austin, so everyone else escapes to a remote city. 18:32, 6 July 2019 CaptainCape

This remote city is revealed to be the Bosnian city Zenica, which has a forcefield for some reason. The guards let Noir, Rayray, Zeus, Thrwk, Frank and Michael Rosenbaum in, but Mr. Free doesn't have an identity card so they don't let him in. 18:44, 6 July 2019 ChaseMcFly

Mr. Free then looks for a new city to hang out in, and sees the Ho-Niclus invade Zenica and burn it to the ground with dynamite. Noir escapes and joins him, but everyone else is dead or missing. They quickly rush to a safehouse. 18:53, 6 July 2019 RockoRama

The safehouse is very dark inside and very sketchy. Once they shut the door behind them, it's almost completely black. But they can hear something... 19:02, 6 July 2019 ChaseMcFly

The credits begin to roll as the Ho-sis storms in on them and then runs towards the screen. A titlecard then displays saying, THE END??????????????? 19:04, 6 July 2019 RockoRama

Immediately after the movie, an advert plays advertising an upcoming series. 19:23, 6 July 2019 ChaseMcFly

Meanwhile, on Sweets, Space, and Simpletons, this episode ironically has Mark (Tim) become obsessed with Escape from the Ho-Sis, which means Michael (Rocko) can either listen to his rants about the cliffhamger ending and theories for a sequel, or keep looking for sweets. 19:30, 6 July 2019 RockoRama

"Well, plum this, I'm going out to look for some more sugary stuff," Michael (Rocko) says, when Mark (Tim) suddenly calls out to stop him.

"Don't go out there, what if... the Ho-Sis is out there?" 19:34, 6 July 2019 ChaseMcFly

"The Ho-Sis isn't real," Michael. "Not like such an awful film would even have a sequel," He goes to make the universe's most unhealthy cake. Edited by Chase McFly    19:45, 6 July 2019 Koopsers Joopsers

And then, Rocko, Chase, Cape, and Austin are teleported to The Blue Room.

Max: "So, do ya like The Blue Room 2?" 21:55, 6 July 2019 ChaseMcFly

It turns out this was a TV show focused on The Blue Room. 22:05, 6 July 2019 Koopsers Joopsers

While they were watching it in The Blue Room 2! 22:09, 6 July 2019 SirBenelux

I then tell the latest news on NES One

"This is SirBenelux von Luxembourg for the news." I say. "The mayor of NES City, Marcson J. Gilligan, had called off the mayoral election due to my co-worker thinking that our former mayor, Doniv Imperium, was mayor for the course of over a thousand years. But however, there were many other mayors after him. Because of this reason, Foury the Fourth, which is my co-worker, started an illegal mayoral election between Jonas Jammer and Helios D. Botman, who are both working for Hartington Enterprises, the production company for Matshishkapeu and Agent 700, who are airing on NES Karikatur and NES Three respectively. Foury was arrested for starting this and was released from prison after Foury stated this was a misunderstanding." Edited by SirBenelux    09:10, 7 July 2019 FourIsBestHost

"I'm sorry for that misunderstanding Benelux just mentioned" I say, then an episode of The Adventures of Sir Chameleon starts playing (the first episode of Season 2.) This episode introduces a new character, played by Kevin Smork. The character's name is... Edited by FourIsBestHost    10:10, 7 July 2019 CaptainCape

...Onev Rkmisk. He's a policeman who also advertises Smork alarms. 10:48, 7 July 2019 FourIsBestHost

Season 2 of The Adventures of Sir Chameleon has a short,  theme song, which was not in the first one. 11:14, 7 July 2019 CaptainCape

It's a poem of Michael Rosen, but as a song instead of a poem. It is sung by... 12:22, 7 July 2019 FourIsBestHost

Tieng from the Cuppar (who performs songs to the rest of the Cuppar in their HQ.) 12:28, 7 July 2019 CaptainCape

But what nobody knows, is that the phrases 'Worship the one true Cup' and 'Join the Cuppar' are heard when the theme song is played backwards. Tieng intended this as a joke, but was curious if it would actually work. 12:37, 7 July 2019 FourIsBestHost

Meanwhile, on NES Mystery, which is currently on a commercial break, advertises the ManishPU Machine Company. 12:57, 7 July 2019 ChaseMcFly

Then a mystery movie about the disappearance of the Cuppar airs. 12:59, 7 July 2019 FourIsBestHost

Most of the members of the Cuppar are played by themselves, except for David Genloso, who is played by Michael Rosen. 13:02, 7 July 2019 CaptainCape

Anti-Turkey is played by me as Captain Turkape, since using the real Anti-Turkey would be too much of a risk. 13:03, 7 July 2019 FourIsBestHost

The movie begins with the logo of the companies behind the movie, CupFilms (which is run by former Cuppar member William Hayes), and Silent Bay Studios, then it zooms out to show the interior of the Cuppar HQ. 13:06, 7 July 2019 ChaseMcFly

The Cuppar members appear to all be having a party and eating food out of cups. 13:24, 7 July 2019 FourIsBestHost

Andhra then says an important announcement:

"Everyone,rituals will no longer be in the middle of the night, but rather twice, one in the morning, and one in the evening." 13:31, 7 July 2019 ChaseMcFly

Everyone claps, but then the lights go out. 13:38, 7 July 2019 FourIsBestHost

Everyone looks confused, and Jackson decides to investigate. As he exits the headquarters, rain starts to fall, and the title of the movie appears. Edited by FourIsBestHost    13:49, 7 July 2019 ChaseMcFly

The movie is called, “The Last Cup.”

When Jackson gets back, everyone else is gone. 13:51, 7 July 2019 CaptainCape

He had discovered footsteps leading to the electricity cabinet, and that the cables were cut. 13:55, 7 July 2019 FourIsBestHost

The plot of the movie is for Jackson to find the other members of the Cuppar, and who caused the blackout. 13:56, 7 July 2019 ChaseMcFly

Except he also has to deal with some skeptical police officers who want to arrest him for murder charges and hold a court case. 14:12, 7 July 2019 RockoRama

Jackson walks into another room where a chair has been knocked over and many items on a desk pushed aside. 14:53, 7 July 2019 ChaseMcFly

He looks through the items, which include large cups, iKapas, chocolate cups, food cups, and clay cups, but accidentally sets off the burglar alarm. 14:55, 7 July 2019 FourIsBestHost

The movie quickly becomes the most watched programme in the history of NES City, as the movie has been worked on since thirteen years, long before Andhra was the leader of the Cuppar. 15:12, 7 July 2019 CaptainCape

This means it also takes place before Vul Smile became Cuppar leader, since he became it two years ago. It was created during Cupson Cup XII's rulership of the Cuppar, meaning it takes place during the Spork War. 15:15, 7 July 2019 FourIsBestHost

However, Andhra was a Cuppar member during the Spork War (and one of the members who announce important news.) 15:21, 7 July 2019 ChaseMcFly

(Let's focus back on the movie until Post 313)

The police come, and Jackson makes a run for it, but not until they get a brief glimpse of him. 15:25, 7 July 2019 CaptainCape

One of the police officers is Onev Rkmisk from The Adventures of Sir Chameleon, portrayed by Kevin Smork here too. 15:27, 7 July 2019 ChaseMcFly

The officers use Jackson's physical appearance to make a sketch, then go inside. 15:30, 7 July 2019 FourIsBestHost

Jackson though, is starting to escape in his red Nissan GT-R. 15:34, 7 July 2019 CaptainCape

He continues driving until he arrives deep inside the Lelelelelelelelelelele Jungle, where he finds an abandoned building. 15:37, 7 July 2019 ChaseMcFly

Apparently he got there by driving into the chocolate cup. Anyways, the officers find Jackson's fingerprints and the files of the Cuppar members prove who he is. They think he caused the disappearance. 15:45, 7 July 2019 CaptainCape

Jackson hides his car between the thick bushes, and enters the building. He finds a diary, which reveal that the inhabitants of the house were killed by the Spork Tribe. 15:59, 7 July 2019 ChaseMcFly

This makes him wonder if the others in the Cuppar were taken to Spork land, so he heads there to look for them. 16:07, 7 July 2019 RockoRama

Jackson walks quietly through the Lelelelelelelelelelele Jungle to leave and head for Spork Land, occasionally looking behind him and all around as paranoia slowly creeps up on him. 18:31, 7 July 2019 ChaseMcFly

One man sees Jackson and decides to ask him a few questions. 18:42, 7 July 2019 CaptainCape

The person isn't part of the Spork Tribe, but doesn't reveal his name. What he does say, is that he's a surgeon cosplayer who removes people's insides to use them for 'art'. He also smokes often. 18:54, 7 July 2019 RockoRama

Jackson is unsurprisingly very concerned about this. "I suppose I should get going now," he says, striding away.

"Wait!" the man responds. 18:56, 7 July 2019 ChaseMcFly

The man convinces Jackson to trust him, then offers to help find the Cuppar. 19:05, 7 July 2019 RockoRama

Jackson eagerly agrees to this.

So the two go looking around Spork Land to find some members of the Cuppar. After keeping a look-out, they quickly notice just how quiet it is in the area. Perhaps only one or two people at most around. 21:22, 7 July 2019 ChaseMcFly

Meanwhile, the police plan a search for Jackson. 21:26, 7 July 2019 This reply has been removed This reply has been removed This reply has been removed This reply has been removed Howtocool Howtocool

they fail to find him so they send in.. 03:19, 8 July 2019 ChaseMcFly

An army of armed bandit samurai. 03:20, 8 July 2019 Howtocool Howtocool

the bandit smaurais find jackson  and attack but he defends himself 03:26, 8 July 2019 ChaseMcFly

Then Nicholas Carr lies that he's Jackson Marantino and gets hauled away. Now, Jackson must search for the Cuppar on his own. 03:31, 8 July 2019 Howtocool Howtocool

howtocool  comes in and says so if been a vaction again... Edited by Howtocool    04:03, 8 July 2019 ChaseMcFly

Jackson begs Howtocool to help him. Edited by Chase McFly    14:15, 8 July 2019 RockoRama

Before Howtocool has time to answer, they both hear some people running down the street behind them. 13:47, 8 July 2019 ChaseMcFly

Spork Land is being attacked! But luckily Howtocool and Jackson rush back to NES City. 14:15, 8 July 2019 CaptainCape

On the street, they find the same footsteps as Jackson found in the HQ during the blackout. Near the footsteps is a note, saying... Edited by CaptainCape    15:01, 8 July 2019 ChaseMcFly

"I have your friends. Complete these 10 tasks if you ever wish to see them again," Edited by Chase McFly    15:04, 8 July 2019 Dodecadork Dodecadork

During the film, an advertisement plays for 5 minutes so the film will have a full 1-hour timeslot. In the advertisement, Spongebob is finally reunited with his true father, a notorious Anti-Sponge. "Dad, I now respect your decision to become an Anti-Sponge. I had no idea how much easier and more fulfilling it was." Edited by Chase McFly    15:59, 8 July 2019 Howtocool Howtocool

howtocool  says i did not sign up for this 15:55, 8 July 2019 ChaseMcFly

"Don't worry," Jackson tells Howtocool. "This will be easy," They start taking one item from every house in NES City. Edited by Chase McFly    15:58, 8 July 2019 Howtocool Howtocool

howtocool says ...ok and then gos to. the house of 16:01, 8 July 2019 FourIsBestHost

Arand Omname. 16:07, 8 July 2019 Dodecadork Dodecadork

Chris Cornell the dead singer of Soundgarden. 16:08, 8 July 2019 ChaseMcFly

Arand Omname actually lives with Chris Cornell, and Jackson steals one of their cups. 16:10, 8 July 2019 Doratron 9001.1.2 Doratron 9001.1.2

Mr. Squarepants shows up with his boat and tight jeans.

"Did you get that boating license renewed yet Cool (what he calls Howtocool)? Well I can drive you there now, why it's right down the block. Then I can get your boat waxed and you're due for a barnacle scraping. C'mon Cool, it's just a few minutes away!"

Howtocool runs away like, "AHHHHHH!" Edited by Chase McFly    16:27, 8 July 2019 Sandwitch666 Sandwitch666

"Those jeans are my favorite!" says Arand Omname. 16:17, 8 July 2019 Dodecadork Dodecadork

Dodecadork's character in the film holds an honorary parade for Mr. SquarePants and makes Howtocool watch it like in A Clockwork Orange for 37 years. Edited by Chase McFly    16:31, 8 July 2019 ChaseMcFly

(Please do not alter the main plot. Currently, we're in a movie about The Cuppar disappearing on our TV station. I will edit your posts accordingly) Edited by Chase McFly    16:26, 8 July 2019 Doratron 9001.1.2 Doratron 9001.1.2

"That was messed up, Dodecadork. Why'd you do that?" I ask. 16:26, 8 July 2019 Dodecadork Dodecadork

"Idk looking for that Cuppar guy," I respond. 16:27, 8 July 2019 ChaseMcFly

In the film, Dodecadork is playing a policeman, and he finally tracked down Jackson. "Jackson Marantino, you are under arrest for the murder of your organization..." 16:30, 8 July 2019 CaptainCape

Dodecadork is then interrupted by a lawyer, called Sam Lauer. 'Me and my fellow lawyers have found out the real identity of the "famous composer" Nicholas Carr!' 18:39, 8 July 2019 ChaseMcFly

Nicholas escapes since he's free now, and they take away Jackson. That is, until they see somene who looks like Andhra Vul. 18:52, 8 July 2019 SirBenelux

This person is known as Matilda XVI, former Cuppar leader. 19:23, 8 July 2019 ChaseMcFly

She then starts writing something, and it turns out she has the same handwriting as the one who left the note. Jackson then hears muffled screams coming from the ground. Edited by Chase McFly    20:26, 8 July 2019 Howtocool Howtocool

howtocool who is watching this with everyone else says...i never set foot of that set 20:11, 8 July 2019 RockoRama

It is then that Jackson notices a hatch in the ground. 20:32, 8 July 2019 ChaseMcFly

Jackson goes in and unties all his friends, and they pop out. 20:33, 8 July 2019 Views06

They go home, and have a nice feast of Wallaby Meat with Zest Ketchup. The end. 20:37, 8 July 2019 ChaseMcFly

After the credits, Rocko does an ad advertising Audacity. 20:53, 8 July 2019 SirBenelux

On NES Nine, a movie called The Blue Room airs. The movie is about Max Christopher D'Alouette (played by Red M&M), who created the Blue Room with the help of Koopsers Joopsers (played by Dr. Smart), and then some crazy things happen. 09:33, 9 July 2019 RockoRama

Meanwhile, after the end of the advert break on NES Mystery... 12:14, 9 July 2019 ChaseMcFly

A show called "Find the Fish" airs, set in Cup Bottom. 13:08, 9 July 2019 CaptainCape

This episode is the pilot, called 'Welcome to Cup Bottom'. The pilot takes place right after Andhra Vul becomes the Cuppar leader. 13:31, 9 July 2019 ChaseMcFly

The cups have started living peacefully with the fish, but one of them disappears in this episode. 13:33, 9 July 2019 SirBenelux

Luckily, Spuži Kvadratnik (played by Cape) is on the case. 14:59, 9 July 2019 ChaseMcFly

Then an ad for capes pops up on NES Two. 15:02, 9 July 2019 Views06

And an ad for Captains pops up on NES 1,547,900,871 Edited by Views06    18:48, 9 July 2019 ChaseMcFly

Back on NES One, I announce that the NES Werbe-Fernsehen will be closed for repairs during the summer in 170 hours (so the rest of the part will take place during this timeframe). Edited by Chase McFly    20:03, 9 July 2019 Views06

On NES 1.1, I host a cooking show called Views' Soybean. 20:33, 9 July 2019 ChaseMcFly

The cooking show is then invaded by Meardans. 20:51, 9 July 2019 Views06

It turns out, the Meardans themselves are made of Soybean. 21:12, 9 July 2019 ChaseMcFly

This means that so is Cape. 21:21, 9 July 2019 Views06

This makes Pokey-eyes and other aliens riot against my show.

Views: If you don't like me cooking soybean, then what should I cook!

Aliens: Humans!

Views: Really?

Aliens: Yeah! Humans are tasty!

[Behind the set of Views' Soybean]

Chase McFly: Wait?!? Pokey-eyes eat humans!?

Cape: Yeah. After we accidentally kissed, I couldn't help myself but to lick my lips afterwards.

Chase McFly: ... 23:28, 9 July 2019 ChaseMcFly

Meanwhile, on NES Medical, a live NES Hospital autopsy is performed on Goopers Bloopers by Dr. Amigo. Edited by Chase McFly    23:37, 9 July 2019 Views06

They find the head of a bullet, that has the letters... 23:42, 9 July 2019 ChaseMcFly

A.J.V. 23:43, 9 July 2019 Views06

They suspect the A is for Aadits. 23:45, 9 July 2019 ChaseMcFly

It turns out that the bullet is spelling the initials of AA's real name-"Aadits Jusin Vasthe", but this could be a coincidence. They decide to track down Austin, which provides the basis for his and AA's interview on the Live Murder Cases program for NES Mystery the next day. 23:49, 9 July 2019 Views06

Then on NES 1,547,900,872, a long informercial plays about Michelin's new tire, the Pilot Sport 4S. 23:55, 9 July 2019 ChaseMcFly

Austin finally admits that the bullet is his, his full name is Austine Joopere Vermond. He also takes away some samples of Goopers' DNA for further analysis.

On the new episode of Sweets, Space, and Simpletons.... 00:16, 10 July 2019 Views06

Mark Sabine and Michael Rosen try String Cheese, and they... Edited by Views06    00:20, 10 July 2019 ChaseMcFly

Decide to make a candy variant. 00:27, 10 July 2019 Views06

The candy variant is made of Cream Cheese and Chocolate. They would make more, but Michael Rosen ate all the chocolate. 00:31, 10 July 2019 Dodecadork Dodecadork

I retire as a detective. "I never got along with Michael Rosen and maybe that's why I arrested the wrong sponge. But I definitely never cared about the plot and feel like I care less about it with each word I type. I don't care what happens anymore. I must retire."

I guess they hire someone else to replace me. 01:39, 10 July 2019 ChaseMcFly

This occurs in a preview add for The New Cup. Edited by Chase McFly    12:40, 10 July 2019 SirBenelux

The New Cup is the sequel to The Last Cup. The New Cup will be about Vul Smile's ghost returning to exact his revenge and recruiting an army to plot against the Cuppar. The movie will be released in Summer 2020. It is unknown when the full release date will be revealed, all we know is that the movie's full release date will be revealed in Winter 2019/2020. 14:59, 10 July 2019 ChaseMcFly

Then Goopers' identity is finally revealed on NES one. His true name is.... 15:06, 10 July 2019 FourIsBestHost

John L. Clawer. 15:18, 10 July 2019 ChaseMcFly

Whe he is indeed a green sponge with pink eyes, he's actually a 29-year old psychopathic therapist from Hell who killed Koopsers to give Loocotwh a new body and was outraged that he got revived, hunting  him down again. 16:17, 10 July 2019 CaptainCape

Octavius Rex interviews Austin.

Octavius: 'This is Octavius Rex for the NES One news. Austin, how did you feel John Clawer was a psychopath that killed your cousin?' 18:09, 10 July 2019 ChaseMcFly

"I feel like he was very selfish, just killing Koopsers. Probably used his resemblance to Koopsers as a motive to replace him," Austin says. "Also, I get to play a zombie in Escape from the Ho-sis 2," 18:20, 10 July 2019 CaptainCape

Octavius turns back to the camera: 'We have more breaking news than we expected: a sequel to Escape from Ho-Sis, the extremely popular movie from NES Mystery is confirmed! All we know at the moment is that Austin will portray a zombie in the movie.' 18:34, 10 July 2019 FourIsBestHost

"Stay tuned for more details, here on the news!" he continues. 04:33, 11 July 2019 ChaseMcFly

A new show then airs about The Tidal Zone on NES Three. It's called "The Night Shift". 04:38, 11 July 2019 Views06

As Octavius continues speaking, suddenly, the BFDI Fandom crashes the set, and goes wild.

BFDI Fan: BFB 13 IS COMING TOMORROW!

Octavius: Huh?!?

Another BFDI Fan: JUMP UP AND DOWN! [starts jumping on news desk]

Octavius: Stop this at once!!!

Yet Another BFDI Fan: LOOK! I FOUND LEAKED FOOTAGE OF BFB 13!

They all gather around to see it. Leaked Footage of BFB 13

Random BFDI Fan: WHAT? WOODY GOT DENTED 2 MORE TIMES?

Another Random BFDI Fan: CARY HUANG IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS! LET'S DESTROY HIS APARTMENT!

BFDI Fandom: YEAH!

The BFDI Fandom leaves, and news returns to normal.

Octavius: Looks like those angry fans are going to commit a very serious crime! We'll get our news team to investigate! 04:43, 11 July 2019 SirBenelux

Meanwhile, on NES Crime, an important news report happens.

"This is Octavius Rex for NES Crime News." says Octavius. "Earlier today, the Battle for Dream Island Fandom crashed the set of NES News, which was shown on NES One. One fan stated that Battle for BFDI 13 is coming tomorrow, and another one encouraged the rest of the fandom to jump up and down. I tried to stop them, but they refused to listen to me. Without further ado, yet another fan showed the fandom leaked footage of BFB 13, and random BFDI fans said some random things, such as "WHAT? WOODY GOT DENTED 2 MORE TIMES?" and "CARY HUANG IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS! LET'S DESTROY HIS APARTMENT!". The fandom then agreed with that and left to do so. I recently sent the news team to investigate the crime." 14:22, 11 July 2019 ChaseMcFly

Meanwhile, Mark Sabine is busy on NES Sport filming The Chocolate Mars World Cup. 14:25, 11 July 2019 CaptainCape

This event consists of various sports. One of them is unique to Chocolate Mars, which is.. Edited by CaptainCape    15:31, 11 July 2019 ChaseMcFly

Chocolate swimming and vanilla tennis. 15:32, 11 July 2019 CaptainCape

Currently, the chocolate swimming championship has just started. It takes place in a giant swimming pool filled with dark chocolate. 15:37, 11 July 2019 ChaseMcFly

The sport involves the Chocolate Martians swimming while also trying to not let go of their buckets of vanilla ice cream. 15:39, 11 July 2019 CaptainCape

'The swimmers have just started, but already way ahead of the other swimmers is Ottabodni, titled 'The Consultant', who is famous for his nonsensical prayers on the EITI News on NES Seven,' Mark says. 16:02, 11 July 2019 ChaseMcFly

Ottabodni ends up winning. His award is... 16:43, 11 July 2019 SirBenelux

...a huge trophy that says "'Ant laeib rayie", which is Arabic for "You are a super player".

Meanwhile, on NES Ten, a show called "The Dream of Today with NES News and NES News" airs. Edited by SirBenelux    17:59, 11 July 2019 ChaseMcFly

In the show, Eugene Two. Krabs and Eugene Siley. Krabs have an amazing series of dreams involving the NES news channel. 01:29, 12 July 2019 Views06

Until one dream twists into an evil nightmare! 01:59, 12 July 2019 ChaseMcFly

The nightmare involves UFOs!

Ironically, on NES Kids, Cape has a show going on where he flies kids around in a magic UFO. 02:03, 12 July 2019 Views06

Then a really annoying kid comes. 02:14, 12 July 2019 ChaseMcFly

He ends up appearing across many NES programs as an Easter Egg. 02:40, 12 July 2019 Views06

This time, he... 03:19, 12 July 2019 CaptainCape

...throws paper UFOs at me and calls me boring. 09:11, 12 July 2019 Views06

This time he was human, so you ate him.

Cape: Nobody saw anything! 10:02, 12 July 2019 CaptainCape

Fortunately, the kids indeed saw nothing. They were too busy with pressing random buttons on the UFO dashboard. In the background, the sound of a bomb being dropped is heard and one kid says 'Bye bye Lithuania!' 10:18, 12 July 2019 SirBenelux

On NES News, the Taiwanese News Reporter tells certain news stories around the world, such as a Pokey-Eye hater outbreak happening in New Zealand, a rocket launch in Portugal, and a bank robbery in Paraguay. But the most important story of all is this:

"Welcome back to NES News." says the Taiwanese News Reporter. "Earlier today, a border raid happened in the border of Albania and Kosovo. The raiders were identified as the Albanian division of the Vul Smile fandom, who are trying to kill all of the Kosovar border guards for hating Vul Smile, former Cuppar leader, who is now dead. They are also trying to kill all of the Kosovar Vul Smile haters." Edited by SirBenelux    11:25, 12 July 2019 Views06

She continues, "and now our main story, the attack on Cary Huang. Earlier today, his apartment was hit by 5 planes, and Cary Huang became trapped. Luckily, we were able to get him to safety using a couch cushion near the trash. Here is some footage of the incident..."

Satomi Hinatsu: Oh thank god you're okay Cary!

Cary Huang: Satomi, I missed you!

The two kiss. 11:33, 12 July 2019 CaptainCape

The next news story takes place in Lithuania.

'And to end the NES News: a bomb has been dropped onto Lithuania! Vilnius was greatly damaged by the attack, but nobody knows who dropped the bomb. Some survivors reported seeing an unidentified flying object over Lithuania, but Latvia, Russia and Belarus denied having bombed Vilnius on purpose.' 12:08, 12 July 2019 FourIsBestHost

In the next news story, she  reveals how Vul died: "He was killed by an angry former Cuppar member who was getting tired of him being the leader, so said member killed him with a laser gun." Edited by FourIsBestHost    12:23, 12 July 2019 Views06

She also explains that Cary proposed to Satomi, and they will be getting married soon. Edited by Views06    12:33, 12 July 2019 ChaseMcFly

Then SirBenelux does an ad to advertise that Kosovo is real. 12:42, 12 July 2019 Views06

But then he realizes the scriptwriter of the commercial had a grammar error and freaks out. 12:46, 12 July 2019 FourIsBestHost

The grammar error was "Kasovo" instead of "Kosovo". 12:49, 12 July 2019 ChaseMcFly

So he decides to leave NES Werbe-Fernsehen and go to Kosovo. 12:49, 12 July 2019 Views06

Where he screams.

Random Kosovo Person: What is that little playground ball screaming about? 13:00, 12 July 2019 FourIsBestHost

Benelux: "I had to leave NES Werbe-Fernsehen because I was advertising that Kosovo exists... and in the advertisement, there was a spelling mistake!" Edited by FourIsBestHost    13:05, 12 July 2019 SirBenelux

But then the Benelux who advertised that Kosovo is real is revealed to be PomCrocker, CheeseCrocker's Surinamese cousin. He is the only person in Suriname who believes that Kosovo is real, even after Suriname revoked its recognition of Kosovo.

(Fun fact: Pom is a Surinamese dish) Edited by SirBenelux    14:17, 12 July 2019 ChaseMcFly

PomCrocker also has a TV show he's hosting which airs on NES Four, called "PomCrocker Gets Eaten", which is currently airing. 14:48, 12 July 2019 FourIsBestHost

However, he is sued for copying music from Sweets, Space and Simpletons. 14:50, 12 July 2019 Views06

Spaghetti! 14:51, 12 July 2019 SirBenelux

PomCrocker then slips on spaghetti and falls into... 14:52, 12 July 2019 ChaseMcFly

Mr. Mortimer's Classroom set, for Mr. Mortimer's " Mortimer Secret" tv show on a secret NES channel. 14:54, 12 July 2019 This reply has been removed SirBenelux

PomCrocker then becomes Mr. Mortimer's assistant. 14:56, 12 July 2019 FourIsBestHost

Then, someone on the set randomly says "I would like something new, please." Edited by FourIsBestHost    14:57, 12 July 2019 SirBenelux

This someone actually said "I would like something new--" before being interrupted by Mark Sabine. 14:59, 12 July 2019 FourIsBestHost

However, Mark is taken off the set by security. 15:00, 12 July 2019 ChaseMcFly

Then he gets fired from Sweets, Space, and Simpletons, so Michael sells the show to RootNegative16 and joins the main cast as Views, replacing Mark, opposite Rocko's Michael. 15:03, 12 July 2019 CaptainCape

Back on NES Kids, the kids (except the one I ate) are still on the UFO, pressing random buttons. 15:14, 12 July 2019 ChaseMcFly

Then they all go in Cape's mouth as he swallows them. 15:15, 12 July 2019 CaptainCape

The rest of the episode takes place inside me, where the kids play with various Pokey-Eye body parts. 15:17, 12 July 2019 FourIsBestHost

One of them collects stomach acid in a cup. 15:36, 12 July 2019 CaptainCape

And then drinks it. Drinking Pokey-Eye stomach acid causes whoever drinks it to... 15:37, 12 July 2019 ChaseMcFly

Develop weird powers, like mind-control. 15:38, 12 July 2019 CaptainCape

So the kid that is drinking the stomach acid, unintentionally mind-controls the others into drinking it too which causes a squad of kids with mind-control powers to form within my stomach. 15:40, 12 July 2019 FourIsBestHost

Meanwhile, on NES Sport, the final round of the NES Superbike Championship is live. It takes place in... 15:55, 12 July 2019 Views06

NES Town 15:57, 12 July 2019 FourIsBestHost

The race in NES Town is always held as a closing ceremony. 16:00, 12 July 2019 ChaseMcFly

Meanwhile, Rocko realizes he should just play Views so Michael can be himself, so Root does a mind swap episode. 18:09, 12 July 2019 CaptainCape

On NES Three, a show called 'WelshTreport' airs. The show has two hosts, Wolf Smile Allen and Cosra Barrier, who review weird movies from all over the world. This episode takes place in the town 'Old Albania' in Kosovo, and they'll review the movie 'Pokéi-i-Chawos' from New Zealand, 'Port of Portugal Rock Open' from Portugal and the Paraguyan movie 'Paraguay Theft'. 18:25, 12 July 2019 ChaseMcFly

British Views isn't well-recieved, though, so Rocko is fired and Tim Rowett is rehired. 18:25, 12 July 2019 CaptainCape

Wolf Smile Allen and Cosra Barrier review Paraguay Theft first. The movie takes place in Porto, a Paraguayan coastal city that is twinned with Oporto in Portugal. There, the famous Pok-e-Chaos stone, that is claimed to unleash chaos when it's touched, is stolen. 18:37, 12 July 2019 ChaseMcFly

Then Mark gets mad that Michael has a new partner and begs Root to rehire him, ironically making it the first time Sweets, Space, and Simpletons is hosted by the REAL Michael and Mark, except now Root owns it. 18:39, 12 July 2019 CaptainCape

This episode with the real Michael and Mark is called... 18:43, 12 July 2019 ChaseMcFly

"Freshly Rejuvenated Simpletons" 18:45, 12 July 2019 CaptainCape

Michael and Mark visit their old friend Alan Masyell, who lives on a boat called 'Boat Boat Ship Old Ship'. Apparently, Alan has a tool called the 'Use' that makes its users see the world more beautiful - all we know is that it's made from handcuffs and football players. 18:55, 12 July 2019 ChaseMcFly

Mark immediately starts tearing apart Alan's house looking for sugary snacks. Edited by Chase McFly    19:06, 12 July 2019 CaptainCape

Michael, however, starts looking for Alan. At the very end, when the boat is entirely wrecked, they realise Alan is the boat, and the polcie arrests Mark for murder. 19:06, 12 July 2019 ChaseMcFly

In the next episode of this two-part penultimate episode of the series, Mark has been placed in the hospital on Gravildus after suffering a heart attack in prison. 19:12, 12 July 2019 Views06

When he wakes up, he... 20:20, 12 July 2019 ChaseMcFly

Is somehow back to normal, Ending the episode.

A commercial advertising the NES Party Box airs. 20:29, 12 July 2019 RockoRama

Meanwhile on NES Four, a documentary airs that's all about NES Werbe-Fernsehen itself.

Fancy that. 23:55, 12 July 2019 ChaseMcFly

“Hey everyone,” I say in the documentary. “So we decided to make this so that everyone could showcase their talents,” I show a clip of Tim, Rocko, Mark, Root, and Michael acting. “And eventually, we realized with full control how we could advertise our brilliant products,” I play an add for Whatryadoin. “Now, I’m not the one who has to act, but it’s still quite the experience for our actors,” The camera pans to Rocko. 00:01, 13 July 2019 Koopsers Joopsers

Meanwhile, Austin in the NES. Team HQ finds a mysterious VHS on the ground, that was hiding behind some props.

It had a sticker on the front saying: "NES Bash!" Below the title had "Fun in Chapter 1 Parts 26 - 29!"

Austin: "This looks weird, I should clean this VHS tape up."

He dusts off the dust on the VHS tape, and goes downstairs of the studio that's inside the HQ.

Austin: "Well, here goes nothing."

He puts it in the VHS player, and it was a recording, a very old one. As it said, it was from Chapter 1, during Chapter 1 Part 26 - 29.

It was some stuff characters of NES were doing when the focus weren't on them in these early parts.

So, it started off with Koopsers and Chase, talking in a coffee shop.

Koopsers: "Have you ever felt like a war is bound to happen? I kind of feel like a war's going to happen."

Chase: "Kind of, but why would there be?"

Koopsers: "Eh, I dunno, I'm just blabbering here now."

Austin pauses the tape.

Austin: "I'll watch you a little later, maybe somebody will catch you here."

He goes back upstairs of the studio. 01:31, 13 July 2019 SirBenelux

Meanwhile, on NES Mystery, the series finale of Sweets, Space and Simpletons airs, starring Mark, Tim, Michael, Rocko, Views, and Root. In the episode, the above have a huge sugary feast at the Sun Target Cafe (which has been moved to an Iceland store due to Starbucks), then Mark passes away from diabetes, so Michael returns to Earth. 11:15, 13 July 2019 ChaseMcFly

This makes other shows start ending too. Back in the documentary... 11:24, 13 July 2019 SirBenelux

...a clip of the bandit samurais attacking Jackson Marantio in The Last Cup is shown. 11:46, 13 July 2019 ChaseMcFly

Over it, CheeseCrocker is talking about the influence of NES on our films. 11:48, 13 July 2019 SirBenelux

Then, Mr. Bean, the leader of TVM (Television Masters) talks about how NES Werbe-Fernsehen became a success, while a clip of the season finale of The M&M's Show (M&Ms vs. Skittles) is shown. 11:54, 13 July 2019 FourIsBestHost reply to #423

Then, on NES One, Chase says "Hello everyone, and thanks for making NES Werbe-Fernsehen successful." Edited by FourIsBestHost    12:06, 13 July 2019 ChaseMcFly

Some other shows ending are.... 12:58, 13 July 2019 FourIsBestHost

ParaNES, which has been confirmed that it will be renewed for a second season in the fall. 13:07, 13 July 2019 ChaseMcFly

But the stuff that's actually cancelled includes... 13:18, 13 July 2019 FourIsBestHost

The Adventures of Sir Chameleon. 13:22, 13 July 2019 SirBenelux

It is also confirmed that ParaNES will be airing on CBS instead of NES Mystery. 14:04, 13 July 2019 CaptainCape

WelshTreport will be cancelled too, but Wolf and Cosra will appear in ParaNES as minor characters. 15:18, 13 July 2019 This reply has been removed FourIsBestHost

There will also be a new series called "Maria and Ariam", about a woman called Maria, and her evil twin, Ariam, trying to take over all of South America. The series takes place in Argentina. 15:21, 13 July 2019 ChaseMcFly

Then a special hour-long feature (lasting the next 30 replies) airs as a way of saying goodbye as we shut NES down for the summer. The special is being filmed live. 15:22, 13 July 2019 FourIsBestHost

The special is opened by everyone who had worked on news for NWF singing  the song "Thank You" by a famous rock band from NES City, Seto Escapist, together 15:29, 13 July 2019 ChaseMcFly

Then we show a panorama of NES City showing locations we used for our films and shows. We finally land on NES HQ, where we're having a party. 15:43, 13 July 2019 FourIsBestHost

During the party, we play a lot of episodes of shows that were shown on NWF. A lot of people who watch NWF are here, including some Cuppar members. 15:59, 13 July 2019 ChaseMcFly

Then, Michael and Mark take turns trying on various fat suits to provide us with entertainment. 17:31, 13 July 2019 CaptainCape

The cast of Gravildus Adventures (from NES Extraterrestial) does a tap dance. It's revealed the cast consists of:

Fmafai Nssaisas - played by me

Sinlkagt Urdrreem - played by Fifi

Klirork - played by himself

Androskeg - played by Doggy-Not

Prcotur Igndelrmo (an untustworthy Ungrit who mines gold) - played by Mr. Krabs 18:47, 13 July 2019 ChaseMcFly

After the tap dance, we all sit at the Conference Table and idscuss our favorite NES shows. 19:50, 13 July 2019 RockoRama

The conversation continues for a good while as (almost) everyone discusses everything about NES-WF and its time on air, about channels, shows, episodes of shows, characters, adverts, everything. 23:11, 13 July 2019 ChaseMcFly

Then the lights start to flicker in the HQ. 23:12, 13 July 2019 RockoRama

A chef from the kitchen talks over the intercom, who has a familiar voice.

"Apologies, I'm having some technical difficulties with the food, I've connected the linguine directly into the live mains for this to work. It shouldn't get any worse than this."

The lights flicker more severely and electrical faults fan be heard over the intercom.

"Okay, never mind," the chef says, "it seems something else is interfering with the mains electricity." 23:23, 13 July 2019 ChaseMcFly

The lights then turn off for good. 23:27, 13 July 2019 RockoRama

It takes a while for everyone to come to their senses, and even then everyone has difficulty seeing and recognising one another in the dark. 23:30, 13 July 2019 ChaseMcFly

I feel around for my computer which was filming the documentary, and sure enough, it doesn’t work either. That means the footage is lost forever. 23:31, 13 July 2019 RockoRama

We all try to figure out who's who in the darkness and/or try to find things in the dark. 23:37, 13 July 2019 ChaseMcFly

I find something that feels very long and furry, then realize it’s Rocko’s nose and take off my hand. “Sorry, Rocko,” I say. I make my way to the stage and say. “I declare NES Werbe-Fernsehen shut down for the summer because of the power surge,” 23:45, 13 July 2019 RockoRama

After explaining the situation to everyone present, people begin looking for the door and potentially where the corridors lead. 00:07, 14 July 2019 ChaseMcFly

Then a bloody sign reading "WE ARE COMING, EVERYTHING SHALL BURN" catches fire in front of us, thankfully illuminating the door. 00:17, 14 July 2019 RockoRama

Everyone understandably panics and try to piece together what it could mean and who put the sign there. 00:38, 14 July 2019 ChaseMcFly

A mutant monster fish with a box of matches (who apparently started the fire) then falls from the rafters and yells a loud, sonic, piercing "MY LEG!", knocking us all unconscious. 00:39, 14 July 2019