The Food War to End Most Food Wars/Transcript

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The story is long, don't skip to the end, 'cause there never will be!

In this part, after the citizens of The Shesh surrender and Food War X ends, an unknown person starts a new war and many Ungrits and Pokey-Eyes fight each other... with food!

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Edited by Chase McFly    14:21, 14 November 2020

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A fake Ungrit (we don’t know what or who he really is, but he’s too round) says purple Pokey-Eyes are like vampires because their blood is outside. He then starts fighting Captain Grape with pizzas. 20:42, 5 November 2020 Views06

Announcer Bot returns, just to he instantly destroyed by... 21:07, 5 November 2020 SirBenelux

...Metal Mario. So Talinight fills in for Announcer Bot.

"Remember, unlike the previous Food War, this one will take place on Earth." Talinight says. "So be prepared for mass destruction!"

"Mass destruction? Well, I do love destroying things..." Plankton says. "Count me in." Edited by SirBenelux    21:16, 5 November 2020 Views06

Mr. Krabs teams up with Plankton, and the two destroy banks for money. 21:18, 5 November 2020 SirBenelux

"Speaking of which, here are the teams:’ Talinight says.

TEAM EARTH

Consists of everyone who lives on Earth and other planets, and includes Cape.

TEAM GRAVILDUS

Consists of all Pokey-Eyes who live on Gravildus, except Cape.

TEAM ASINO

Consists of all Ungrits who live on Asino.

We then all take the Revolution to Earth.

"I have recently been bringing back old NES characters." I aay.

"Cool." Chase says. "But I'm a bit uncomfortable with Nonerves being here."

"WHAT IS IS? IS IT A MOVING WAR MACHINE? IS IT A GIANT FIST BENT ON DESTROYING THE WORLD? IS THIS A CLOWN BUS FULL OF EVIL CLOWNS? I DON'T KNOW, BUT I'M FREAKING OUT HERE! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH" Mr. Nonerves says.

"Calm down." Mr. Steelnerves says. "It's just a train."

Nonerves continues freaking out, but is then given tantrum vaccine. 21:33, 5 November 2020 Chase McFly

Apparently, Talinight is working for Fake Ungrit. Fake Ungrit grabs dead Pokey-Eyes that he was hiding in his headquarters the district of Cantribol in Paris, which consists of a forest on a dark island. The forest is built on the ruins of the town of Manhanta and the famous Cour de Lude. Its only full building is a college, the Holy University. 21:46, 5 November 2020 SirBenelux

We then arrive at Earth.

"Earth!" I say. "Oh how I missed you." I then kiss the ground, but then get shot by a caramel paintball. 07:47, 6 November 2020 BalloonyFan6789

I am still inside Blocky after he ate me at the end of the last part, so I teleport myself out. Then, I accidentally spill my cup of tea on the grass. 08:07, 6 November 2020 Chase McFly

Fake Ungrit calls a bunch of Ungrits and Pokey-Eyes to his base. They obey, but he doesn't tell them he's giving them "red paint" to drink. 11:37, 6 November 2020 SirBenelux

I then find out that Benelux Hitler has returned.

"So, I followed your advice and started doing something else rather than evil." Benelux Hitler says. "I've been taking online English classes, learned to make vindaloo, and join this war on Team Earth."

"Wait, what?" I ask, confused.

"I've halted my evil for a while, but when I heard about this war, IT'S MAD POWER FROM NOW ON!" Benelux Hitler says. "Just kidding, I am a good guy for this part." Edited by SirBenelux    12:05, 6 November 2020 Chase McFly

It turns out that in the new multiverse he’s just a clone and not a doppelgänger from a parallel universe. Fake Ungrit decides to bomb Paris. 12:51, 6 November 2020 CaptainCape

'We'll always have Paris,' some romantic Pokey-Eye couple says.

'BYE BYE PARIS!' Fake Ungrit shouts. 13:52, 6 November 2020 Chase McFly

I decide we need an NES secret base, and a lot of food morphed into weapons to use against the Ungrits. 15:53, 6 November 2020 CaptainCape

'Maybe we could make our base somewhere else in the solar system,' I suggest. 'We could use my spaceship to get there.' 19:47, 6 November 2020 Chase McFly

“Sure, why don’t we go to Gravildus?” I ask. “And just in case, let’s shoot food from the rocket.” 19:48, 6 November 2020 CaptainCape

'Good idea,' I say as I replace my ship's missiles with giant explosive space sausages. 'Wasn't going to eat those anyway.' 20:38, 6 November 2020 SirBenelux

We all get into Cape's spaceship and drive to Gravildus. The people who have boarded the spaceship are me, Cape, Chase, Rocko, Music Note, Foury, Happa, CheeseCrocker, Koopsers, and SpongeBob (since he helped us 2 parts ago, we let him in on our sub-team called Team NES). 21:13, 6 November 2020 Chase McFly

On Gravildus, the hot temperatures make me feel effects of the Shesh food. I begin eating dirt and making weird noises. 22:59, 6 November 2020 CaptainCape

I haven't noticed Chase's strange behavior yet, since I'm happy to be back on Gravildus. I wonder if we should visit my family. 13:27, 7 November 2020 Chase McFly

Unfortunately, Cloak and Yesmrty decided to go to Earth and fight some Ungrits. 13:28, 7 November 2020 SirBenelux

Our secret base is in the Elnwisdres (an anagram of wilderness) Jungle, filled with clueless creatures known as Quantars. Edited by SirBenelux    13:49, 7 November 2020 CaptainCape

We also build an air conditioning system in our base, as I remember that not everyone in our team is used to Gravildus' tropical climate. 14:07, 7 November 2020 Chase McFly

“So are we against the Pokey-Eyes or neutral towards them?” I ask, as I build more food weapons. Meanwhile, Yesmrty calls Cape to say she replaced Cloak with a robot. 14:46, 7 November 2020 SirBenelux

"We are against the Pokey-Eyes, well, some of them." I say.

"All systems check, boss." Music Note says.

"Boss?" Chase wonders.

"Well, you do like to lead us on most of our adventures." Foury says. Edited by SirBenelux    14:55, 7 November 2020 Chase McFly

Back on Earth, Fake Ungrit is uprooting oaks and replacing them with blue cheese trees. The real Ungrits enjoy it. 14:58, 7 November 2020 SirBenelux

While that's happening, I call more NESies (such as KKirby, Howtocool, Beanieboy, Joey, and AA) to come back and support us for the battle, since this is a more major war than the previous one. Upon arriving, Beanieboy asks what is happening and what this place is, since he hasn't been on NES since Chapters 5-6.

"What's happening right now is Food War Y. It's where everyone battles with food." I say.

"I know, but what is this place?" Beanieboy asks.

"This is a NES secret base on Gravildus, Chase requested it." I say. "Before you ask, Gravildus is a jungle planet in the Andromeda galaxy. Come on, I'll show you around the base." I then take Beanieboy and some other NESies on a tour through the base. I then show everyone all the features and rooms: The main area. It acts as a hallway to all rooms. The operations room. It's where we plan our attacks. The base's supercomputer. It helps us track battles and intruders. The weapons room, where we keep all the food weapons for the war. Some of the weapons are a chocolate axe, a watermelon bomb, and a tomato blaster. The snack bar, where we eat stuff whenever we get starving. Patrick works here, just like in C5P4 where he worked in the Revolution's snack bar. The teleporters, which can take us to many different places. The meeting room, where all the meetings are held. And much more rooms... Edited by Chase McFly    15:40, 7 November 2020 Chase McFly

Meanwhile, Captain Grape is leading the Pokey-Eye army. Though most of them are blue, there a few purples and greens around too. Captain Grape decides to combine soybeans and grape juice in such a way to make infinite clones and defeat the Ungrits. Edited by Chase McFly    15:56, 7 November 2020 CaptainCape

However, this experiment results in an infinite amount of deformed Pokey-Grapes. Pokey-Grapes are green or purple, round and smaller. 15:51, 7 November 2020 Chase McFly

Fake Ungrit mistakes them for more members of his "true species", so he declares war on Captain Grape, who alerts us that the war is beginning. 15:57, 7 November 2020 SirBenelux

"Alright, let's go to war, but we can't all go." I say. "Patrick here stands guard, while I, Chase, Cape, Foury, SpongeBob, Koopsers, Howtocool, and Runnervous go to war. Everyone else, you keep track of us." 16:49, 7 November 2020 Chase McFly

The others agree to stay. We head back down to Earth, and I'm armed with one of View's plasma ovens, which is full of jellybeans. I throw it at an Ungrit. Ungrits are made of jellybeans like how Pokey-Eyes are made of soybeans, so it makes him nauseous. 17:07, 7 November 2020 This reply has been removed CaptainCape

An Ungrit armed with a Tschokoleta warhammer smashes a statue of Greatness The NightWing in NES City. 19:44, 7 November 2020 Chase McFly

More and more Ungrits come to NES City, so I start shooting countryball cookies at them. 20:16, 7 November 2020 SirBenelux reply to #35

Countryball cookies are also called countrycookies. Meanwhile, Patrick starts his own tumeric juice stand. 09:34, 8 November 2020 CaptainCape

The juice stand is called 'Guard'. It turns out Patrick interpreted Benelux completely wrong, but at least he didn't go to war. 14:12, 8 November 2020 Chase McFly

Then, a grape juice grenade nearly hits Patrick. The Ungrits are everywhere. 14:43, 8 November 2020 CaptainCape

Patrick start running around and screaming while Ungrits invade the secret base. 14:54, 8 November 2020 Chase McFly

With Gravildus unsafe, Cape and I take shelter in Yesmrty's apartment. But the Ungrits start hijacking all Gravildan edible things with cyanide. 14:58, 8 November 2020 CaptainCape

'Okay, time for plan B,' I say as I watch the Ungrits putting cyanide in every food. 'Don't eat anything from this planet, it's poisoned!' 20:17, 8 November 2020 Chase McFly

“That’s fine,” Weirdtalon says. He begins taking mice from his pocket and throwing them at Ungrits. 20:36, 8 November 2020 Views06

Suddenly, a comedian ungrit named Pun-grit shows up and tells jokes. 01:46, 9 November 2020 CaptainCape

'I know a lot of jokes abotu unemployed Ungrits!' Pun-grit says. 'Sadly, none of them work.' 11:02, 9 November 2020 SirBenelux

"You guys can always crash at *whisper* my place, it's way safer, plus the Ungrits don't know about it. *end of whisper*" SpongeBob says.

"Guess we're going to that, then." I say, as I take everyone into our VW Arteon. This time, I'm driving (I have a valid driver's license and I know how to drive). I then enable the hyperspace thrusters to get to Earth faster. Surprisingly, the Arteon is waterproof. 12:42, 9 November 2020 Chase McFly

After arriving at the Ultimate Coral Palace where the rebuilt Bikini Bottom is, SpongeBob decides to throw jellybeans everywhere so the Ungrits don’t see. 12:50, 9 November 2020 SirBenelux

The Ultimate Coral Palace is not only one of Sealand's states, but also a barrier to protect Bikini Bottom and several other towns from plasma-related catastrophes. Now you need to present your license and registration to enter and exit the Palace to prove you're not a Sheshian. Officer Tyler Ramon is in charge of the border contol. We all present our licenses and registrations, and Officer Ramon lets us in. Edited by SirBenelux    13:39, 9 November 2020 Chase McFly

Once we get to SpongeBob’s house, SpongeBob realizes Ungrits are unable to see pineapples, so we have an advantage. 13:41, 9 November 2020 SirBenelux

Once we enter the pineapple, we see that it hasn't changed at all, however, there are people working on computers.

"Who are they?" I ask, not seeing their faces.

"Oh, these are my associates." SpongeBob says. "I asked them to help with things for the war. Over there that's Rocko, Phineas and Carlota. Rocko has been quite intelligent since his toddler years, Phineas always has the greatest ideas, and Carlota's good with social media stuff, so I figured why not add her." 13:52, 9 November 2020 CaptainCape

Rocko's dog Spunky, who was revived in Cartoon Character Massacre, is there too. 14:02, 9 November 2020 SirBenelux

And so are Ferb and Bobby. Then, Squidward comes in saying that he didn’t want to work with SpongeBob for the war but by force of habit he did anyway. Edited by SirBenelux    14:38, 9 November 2020 Chase McFly

“So, the last known whereabouts of Fake Ungrit were on the French island of Cantribol, but there’s no proof anything’s going on there,” SpongeBob explains. “However, we do know he won’t eat M&Ms, but will consume just about anything else. So we just need to look for restaurants that smell of jellybeans.” 14:54, 9 November 2020 Views06

As punishment for spamming a bunch of users' message walls, SpongeBob shoves Benelux down a dusty desert hill.

He rolls, and rolls, hitting sharp rocks and getting all dusty. At the end of the hill, Benelux falls off and into a cliff where he lands face-first on a cactus, and dies. Blood and guts splatter everywhere, and some nearby Vultures come to eat it up. 15:37, 9 November 2020 SirBenelux

Because of this, I am finally made permanently dead and unrecoverable by the NES Council. I will not return again for the forseeable future. Edited by SirBenelux    15:44, 9 November 2020 CaptainCape

We look for restaurants that smell like jellybeans. However, since we threw jellybeans everywhere, all restaurants near UCP smell like them. 16:03, 9 November 2020 Chase McFly

I then find Fake Ungrit at the Krusty Krab. He quickly runs, before Sugarfree returns. Sugarfree can now shoot sandwiches from his paws. 16:11, 9 November 2020 Views06

Gummibär appears and sings his song at the Krusty Krab. 16:21, 9 November 2020 SirBenelux

The NES Council then realizes that I am a superhero and then reverses the permanent death effect on me. I then apologize to Happa for my harsh behavior, but do not accept it and point their gun at me. They try to shoot me, but SpongeBob deflects the bullet. "Do not mess with Benelux." SpongeBob says as he is my bodyguard, and it is revealed that the SpongeBob that shoved me down the dusty hill is actually Man Ray, who did that to continue his evil ways.

(do not change this) Edited by SirBenelux    16:49, 9 November 2020 BalloonyFan6789

An Ungrit who works at the Krusty Krab sees me, and tries to shoot me. However, I use telekinesis to throw the bullet back at him. 17:16, 9 November 2020 SirBenelux

"Luckily, I used to have a career in magic." I say, before showing said Ungrit a pineapple, to which the Ungrit cannot see.

"Look at this pineapple. Right now, it is invisible, but when I do this... *pokes the Ungrit's eyes, temporarily blinding it* Tada! Now it's visible!" I say. My magic trick blows the Ungrit's mind, literally. Edited by SirBenelux    18:06, 9 November 2020 Chase McFly

I decide to build a pineapple summoning gun. Once I’m done, I shoot it at a yellow Ungrit submarine, realizing it looks just like the one from 1965. 18:08, 9 November 2020 SirBenelux

"So you're both a sandwich store owner and a magician?" Carlota says to me. "Impressive."

"Yeah, sometimes I do magic shows at my restaurants." I say.

"No time to chit chat." SpongeBob says. "We've got company!" He sees more Ungrits coming. 18:22, 9 November 2020 Views06

Gummibär sings I'm a Scatman to distract the ungrits. 19:17, 9 November 2020 Chase McFly

Some Ungrits explode due to this. But suddenly, they whip out watermelons. Weirdtalon tries to help Cape overcome his fear to hurt them. 19:57, 9 November 2020 SirBenelux

Manners get worse when one Ungrit pulls out a keyboard in which when you press a key, a food that starts with the corresponding letter shoots (e.g. a for apricot). Sometimes, it can shoot out more foods that start with the corresponding letter. 20:29, 9 November 2020 Chase McFly

Cape can’t take it anymore, and blasts several Ungrits with ice cream. 20:55, 9 November 2020 Views06

BFrit appears, and sees Gummibär. BFrit claims to be Gummibär's biggest fan, and the two become friends. 21:06, 9 November 2020 Chase McFly

Meanwhile, Foury and Zacker break up, because Zacker needs to stop Red CheeseCrocker. This makes their daughter Carrie sad, but Weirdtalon cheers her up and they go to a movie. 21:35, 9 November 2020 SirBenelux

Red CheeseCrocker is on the opposing sub-team, Team North Cracker. But that's not important right now. Meanwhile, SpongeBob finds out it's lunchtime and prepares everyone Krabby Patties. "Would anyone like a side (dish)?" SpongeBob asks. Edited by SirBenelux    21:42, 9 November 2020 Views06

"No." says Mr. Delicious. "This is an immature dining environment." he continues. The Bikini Bottom police come to take Mr. Delicious back to jail, but once they arrive, Mr. D vanishes into thin air.

Meanwhile, at SpongeBob's place with Gummibär and B Frit... 00:51, 10 November 2020 Tomodachidudeball Tomodachidudeball Phil (what I call this Just Dance coach) walks in D8A64FAF-3EF6-4FA1-B989-10E4C4DCB5CA 03:21, 10 November 2020 Views06

Phil and Gummibär dance to the Gummy Bear Song. Edited by Views06    03:48, 10 November 2020 SirBenelux

"You're no fun anymore, Mr. Delicious!" I say.

"You did try to enroll him into Fun School, but he was unteachable so they expelled him." a cop says. 06:28, 10 November 2020 SpongeTron D SpongeTron D

The SpongeTron D robot is back 07:10, 10 November 2020 CaptainCape

I explain to SpongeTron D that a fake Ungrit caused a giant food war between Pokey-Eyes and Ungrits. 10:52, 10 November 2020 SirBenelux

"I understand. I would like to join your squad." SpongeTron D says. Then, Team NES merges with Team Conch Street and it becomes Team Awesome.

"As for the side, I would like a Krusty Dog with extra mustard." I say.

"I would like some pork fingers with my patty." Rocko says.

"French toast with whipped cream." Phineas says.

"Nachos with extra cheese." Carlota says.

"I don't know, I think I'll have the nachos too." Bobby says.

ONE SIDE ORDERING LATER

"I hope everyone is happy with their Krabby Patties and sides." SpongeBob says. Everyone is fine with it. 11:08, 10 November 2020 Chase McFly

Everyone then decides to clone their side dishes and use them against the Ungrits. 12:12, 10 November 2020 CaptainCape

Bobby sharpens some of his nachos with a pencil sharpener to use them as arrowheads. 14:17, 10 November 2020 SirBenelux

Carlota uses her nachos as darts, Phineas turns his french toast into a hot head snapper, Rocko uses the pork fingers into a gatling gun, I use my Krusty Dog as a squirt gun, but instead of water, it shoots out grease, Ferb uses his jellybean shotgun, Spunky uses his dog food to spit it out at the Ungrits, Squidward uses his shrimp boomerangs, while the rest use countrycake jack-in-a-boxes, since they ordered countrycakes to see how they tasted. Finally, SpongeBob invents a Krabby Patty blaster. Edited by SirBenelux    14:53, 10 November 2020 Chase McFly

As more and more Ungrits are defeated, some evil genius green Pokey-Eyes turn themselves yellow and are greeted by Cleverbot, who stole Cape’s pets. Cleverbot starts screaming “Follow the Yellows!”, so we run over to him. This gives the Ungrits the opportunity to bomb Benelux’s restaurants. Edited by Chase McFly    23 hours ago Views06

Guard #42537777 shows up, and joins Team Earth. They show up at Benelux's restaurants, and defuse bombs. 15:55, 10 November 2020 CaptainCape

I recognize Cleverbot. 'Wait a second... You stole my griffins and hippogriff!s! And you're gonna pay for that!' I run at Cleverbot and the others can only barely stop me from strangling the bot. 16:14, 10 November 2020 SirBenelux

I then decide to merge Team Awesome with Team Earth, since it's pretty confusing, and I also decide to not only battle the Ungrits, but also most of the antagonistic Pokey-Eyes.

"Where shall we go now?" Mr. Krabs says. "Me restaurant is ruined!" 16:14, 10 November 2020 Views06

Guard #42537777 tells Mr. Krabs to go to Chase McFly's restaurant, The Krusty Human. Edited by Views06    16:19, 10 November 2020 Chase McFly

Mr. Krabs goes there, but finds it merged with The Trusty Slab. He still takes it over to fight the Evil Yellows. 16:27, 10 November 2020 CaptainCape

'One of us, one of us, one of us!' the Evil Yellows laugh for no reason. Then, a blue Pokey-Eye called Cape Kragily appears. 16:53, 10 November 2020 Views06

Suddenly, Koopsers throws a tantrum and renames Team Earth to Team Hypocrite, and joins Team Asino. 17:08, 10 November 2020 SirBenelux

So SpongeBob changes the name back. Meanwhile, Team North Cracker is disbanded and Red CheeseCrocker joins Team Asino. Then it's decided that Team Asino is for Ungrits and some bad guys from other planets, while Teams Earth and Gravildus are for good guys. Now, back to the fun stuff. Edited by SirBenelux    07:48, 11 November 2020 Chase McFly

Fake Ungrit asks Koopsers to stop throwing tantrums and wise up. 17:14, 10 November 2020 Views06

Koopsers calls Fake Ungrit cheap. 17:22, 10 November 2020 SirBenelux

So, Koopsers is sent to the Mental Hospital for the remainder of the part, due to harsh behavior. Zach Kid is his guard.

(do not change this) Edited by SirBenelux    17:27, 10 November 2020 Chase McFly

Cape Kragily and Cleverbot start shooting us with frozen yogurt, because they’re on Team Asino and hate us all. 17:30, 10 November 2020 CaptainCape

I grab a large chicken leg from the ground and swing it at Cape Kragily, but he dodges it. 'Hey, give me my leg back!' a one-legged chicken shouts. 17:33, 10 November 2020 SirBenelux

Then, Electronic Arts comes in and says that we need to pay $1,000,000 to continue the war, but I punch EA in the face and carry on with the war. 17:34, 10 November 2020 Chase McFly

The NES version of the Living Boat arrives and hands out free chicken legs. 17:35, 10 November 2020 SpongeTron D SpongeTron D

"CHICKEN LEGS, I LOVE CHICKEN LEGS" 17:43, 10 November 2020 Chase McFly

SpongeTron’s eating chicken legs is interrupted by the Evil Yellows carrying him away. They then start throwing bananas at us. The Evil Yellows are now on Team Asino, like how Cape is on Team Earth. 17:46, 10 November 2020 SirBenelux

Then, the entire M&M's gang comes and use their chests to fend off some Evil Yellows. 17:49, 10 November 2020 Views06

However, since Red was the only one with the chestbump ability, the others get captured. 19:42, 10 November 2020 SpongeTron D SpongeTron D

Red went on a mission to save them 20:44, 10 November 2020 Trollerz462 Trollerz462

Suddenly, Trollerz enters the scene!

'What'd I miss' he says. 07:03, 11 November 2020 SirBenelux reply to #92

"A lot of things," I say to Trollerz. "Also, there's this Food War between us, the Ungrits and the Pokey-Eyes." 07:40, 11 November 2020 Chase McFly

Fake Ungrit wonders if the time is right to reveal his true identity. 12:13, 11 November 2020 This reply has been removed Chase McFly

Cape Kragily decides to kill Yesmrty, and starts pelting her with fresh roasted human. 13:01, 11 November 2020 CaptainCape

However, Kragily is injured when some Ungrits accidentally bomb the wrong place. A magmancer (a type of wizard who specializes in fire and lava) summons an army of Magmonitors: red, reptilian creatures. 13:40, 11 November 2020 Chase McFly

The Magmonitors go to war with the Ungrits. They fight with sponges, their primary food source. 13:49, 11 November 2020 CaptainCape

The Magmonitors and the magmancer join Team Gravildus. Meanwhile, a komodo dragon drops bombs on Gravildus.

'So you're the new guy here?' a woman called Delores asks me. 'I'm looking for my son CheeseCrocket.'

'Don't you mean CheeseCrocker?' I ask.

'No, CheeseCrocket!' 14:50, 11 November 2020 Chase McFly

CheeseCrocket is a clone of CheeseCrocker made by Delores while he had a rocket skeleton. The Ungrits build a Bone Castle to block off Cantribol. 15:38, 11 November 2020 CaptainCape

A massive portal opens up. Magmonitors, kobolds and people with psychic powers pour out of it and start attacking the Bone Castle. 16:22, 11 November 2020 Chase McFly

We try to save the Bone Castle, but Cape Kragily's body is pulled apart by Gravildus' molten core, which explodes, vaporizing Kragily and leaving Gravildus gone forever. 16:31, 11 November 2020 CaptainCape

I'm quite traumatized after this, and not just because of Gravildus being gone forever. 17:29, 11 November 2020 Chase McFly

As part of his new club, Weirdtalon shoves chickens into his computer, and toppats gain control of hell. 17:38, 11 November 2020 CaptainCape

'Now you're just being mean,' Clawhoof says.

'But I created them!' Weirdtalon says.

'You create life and then you shove it into a computer? What the heck is wrong with you?'

Weirdtalon shrugs. 'It's not my fault you can't handle the truth.' 20:17, 11 November 2020 Chase McFly

Weirdalcon, a lion-falcon hybrid, decides to teach Clawhoof what not to say to a Griffin. However, this results in them throwing mousecake and hay at each other. 20:27, 11 November 2020 Views06

Suddenly, a bean-shaped countryball named Beanelux shows up. 21:13, 11 November 2020 SpongeTron D SpongeTron D

"BEAR" 00:15, 12 November 2020 Views06

Gummibär shows up again. 00:17, 12 November 2020 Chase McFly

Gummibar and SpongeTron decide to fight some more Ungrits, but suddenly, they are buried in an avalanche of food. The Ungrits have dug up an Arby's, and want to use it to attack us again. 00:23, 12 November 2020 Fetta-phantom1900 Fetta-phantom1900

Suddenly a portal opens up and through it comes Fetta riding a cosmic leviathan.

Fetta says: "did somebody call for a aid?" before sayig something in Sanskrit to the beast, who proceeds to open it's mouth and suck in all the food (and a bunch of trees and buildings). 01:53, 12 November 2020 Chase McFly

The Ungrits become mad at the Cosmic Leviathan at first, but realize they have a perfect opportunity to plant their blue cheese trees. Edited by Chase McFly    02:33, 12 November 2020 CaptainCape

A large amount of bombs and maggots (and maggot bombs) fall from the portal where Fetta and the cosmic leviathan came from. 14:16, 12 November 2020 Chase McFly

The maggots turn out to be baby Ungrits, and they start throwing bones at Cape, turning him into pizza. 14:56, 12 November 2020 Views06

Cosmodore appears, and Benelux tries to kill him for some reason. However, PIEGUYRULZ stops him, and the two join Team Asino. 15:14, 12 November 2020 CaptainCape

I try to fight Cosmodore and PIEGUYRULZ. Unfortunately, this kind of pizza is not the kind of pizza that can fight, but the kind of pizza that is used as a weapon during food wars. 17:13, 12 November 2020 Chase McFly

I grab soybeans and grapes, turning Cape back to normal. But then he turns into a mutant and fights Team NES members. 18:29, 12 November 2020 CaptainCape

The mad scientist called Professor Grenades joins Team Earth. It is revealed that Weirdalcon the falcon griffin is his pet. 20:30, 12 November 2020 Chase McFly

Glass Joe decides to use glass food to confuse the Ungrits. It seems to work, but suddenly... 12:30, 13 November 2020 CaptainCape

...a giant space eagle swoops down from the sky and knocks the glass food out of Glass Joe's hands! 'Oh hey there, dad,' Peruvian Spy Eagle says. 13:05, 13 November 2020 Chase McFly

Pokey-Eyes start shooting wallabies, Countryballs, and humans at the Ungrits. 13:52, 13 November 2020 Views06

Suddenly, Loser (from BFDI) somehow finds himself in Paris, France. He notices the Food War going on, and steps in.

Loser walks up to Squidward and Patrick. Squidward doesn't like his raspy voice, so he walks away. But before Squidward can leave, Loser hands the two a golden Krabby Patty, and tells them that if they join him, they can have all the golden Krabby Patties that they want.

So Squidward and Patrick join. Monstro Presunto hops out of a random recovery center for the war, and eats it. Loser shows M.P a golden Krabby Patty, and they join as well.

The four create their own team... Team Losers!

Loser, Patrick, and Monstro Presunto run off to the Big Ben, while Squidward stands by to manipulate random Pokey-Eyes.

(Team Losers is an evil team. Do not change or remove members, Benelux.) 15:06, 13 November 2020 Chase McFly

After Cape Kragily died, he left behind a huge pile of whipped cream and toppats, burned to a crisp. Sipping tea, Foury and Henry Stickmin dance. I explain books gained control of Hell. 15:10, 13 November 2020 CaptainCape

A drunk Santa Claus appears and tries to kill us with snowballs, but I throw a microwave at him. Meanwhile, some smart bees swarm over the ruins of the Bone Castle and find a lot of screaming orbs. 16:08, 13 November 2020 Chase McFly

It turns out Santa Claus got drunk because an android named Chris Wellington stole the Cantribol water supply and replaced it with alcohol. More maggots and bombs fall on the bomb, so Cape looks for Fake Ungrit, the enemy captain. 16:12, 13 November 2020 CaptainCape

Some Pokey-Eyes gentlemen led by Klirork throw a napalm Magmonitor at Spike Rosered, who is on Team Asino. Demons with psionic powers fall from the ceiling of a castle and ride into battle on chickens. The chickens are the ones that Weirdtalon made. 16:34, 13 November 2020 Views06

Suddenly, a cloning machine lands on Cape Kragils, and it creates a clone of him. The clone runs off and eats a ton of bananas, and turns into a monkey named Ape Kragils. Edited by Views06    17:26, 13 November 2020 Chase McFly

Since Ape Kragils isn’t technically a parody, Views isn’t breaking the rules. Disfigured staircases surround me and say “One of us”. The English city named after me moves to Carl Carlo. 17:30, 13 November 2020 Fetta-phantom1900 Fetta-phantom1900

Unfortunately The cosmic leviathan is knocked into the city by an explosion destroying much of it, bringing down the land prices all the while Fetta jumps off of the leviathan and runs over to one of the cloning machines and starts tinkering with it. 18:05, 13 November 2020 CaptainCape

It starts rapidly cloning Magmonitors. 'One of us!' the lizards all chant. 20:38, 13 November 2020 Trollerz462 Trollerz462

The Magmonitors suddenly whack Fetta! Fetta tries to run away, but accidentally runs into a glass door. Edited by Trollerz462    22:10, 13 November 2020 Views06

Suddenly, Ape Kragils catches Fetta, and takes off his wax casing like a banana peel. Ape Kragils is about to eat Fetta, but before he does, M u n c h m u n c h jumps in, and stops him. 07:05, 14 November 2020 Chase McFly

Henry Stickmin starts dancing the Distraction Dance, so Gravildus Megaman (a member of Team Gravildus) lets the Gravildus airship fall. Soon, Cape grabs a grastego (a large Gravildan dagger)  from his nonexistent muscles and starts to stare at me weirdly. Cape tries draining energy from dead Ungrits, who have chocolate blood, making them chocolate corpses. This means he's no longer a pizza and instead a vampire, but this causes Magmancer's attention and he tries to kill Cape. This fails, and Cape is only turned into a cyborg murderer who wishes to ive in a new universe. 12:31, 14 November 2020 CaptainCape

However, nobody wants to give me a universe for some reason. Weirdtalon and Carrie Cracker transform into computer after thousands of ghouls made of microwaved soup use magic on them. 13:16, 14 November 2020 SirBenelux

I then wake up at Schneider's Hotel in San Diego. I then get a text from Chase saying that the situation about the Food War has gone random, so I take my BMW car and drive to where the others are. 13:20, 14 November 2020 Chase McFly

Atticus Anoethite (Chris’ human friend) asks Benelux for a heart attack, but he refuses. Then, some vampire named Charles Calvin who is from Baghdad, Texas, plops a magmonitor in a nervous Cape’s hands and leads the Ungrits on a journey through his hometown. 13:26, 14 November 2020 SirBenelux

Baghdad, Texas is in another universe. Meanwhile, I shoot gumball cake at some Ungrits. Edited by SirBenelux    16:33, 14 November 2020 CaptainCape

A Treemendous (who is on Team Ungrit) causes hypnotizing, hovering flowers to grow everywhere. The flowers cause me to get a shotgun and ride Weirdalcon to a Starbucks. 14:02, 14 November 2020 Chase McFly

The magmonitor hynotizes Cape with hovering flowers in front of his face, hoping he will join Team Asino. As he is hypnotized, Cape is forced by the magmonitor to grab a shotgun and aim it at two gfriffin scientists in a Starbucks, which will destroy the building too. But some kids run out of the Starbucks and hit Cape with a walrus. 14:05, 14 November 2020 CaptainCape

An army of kobolds attacks Shesh monsters who work at the Starbucks. Some cute Treemendouses disguise themselves as bees. 14:14, 14 November 2020 Chase McFly

Ungrits give them trench coats, which laughing flowers bust out of. And Henry touches Cape's brain. 14:16, 14 November 2020 CaptainCape

My brain falls apart, and I scream as I notice this. My dagger turns into king Charles Augustus, Marcus Cato's father. 14:22, 14 November 2020 Chase McFly

Charles Augustus disentegrates and is sent to a Russian village. An egg that says it is not the sponge of the chicken comes out of Cape's brain. And then ponies hwo have eaten griffins surround us. 14:24, 14 November 2020 CaptainCape

I find the only way to escape from the ponies: through a portal. I enter it, and I end up inside a supermarket where sixteen kobolds stare at me. 15:53, 14 November 2020 SirBenelux

Witch Hazel then uses magic to defeat some Magmonitors, but then, the Time Gods (Srespook, Sweiv, Esahc, Xuleneb, Epac, Okcor, Loocotwoh, Krorilk, Time God of the Thing) come back, alive and well. They have even recruited new members to their team (Ybrikk, Zrellort, Edudihcadomot, Attef, Stidaa, Yobeinaeb, Yeoj, Suovrennur, Ssentaerg). They say that they want to watch the war. 15:59, 14 November 2020 Chase McFly

Rocko screams at the sight of the ponies, but the Time Gods trample them. Some more Ungrits wreak havoc on Earth, setting food bombs everywhere. 16:21, 14 November 2020 CaptainCape

I meet a ghost version of an old, female, chicken-like Pokey-Eye in the supermarket, who owns a haunted helicopter. 16:40, 14 November 2020 SirBenelux

Accident Prone Angus and Commander Sakhalin return and disarm the bombs. However, Accident Prone Angus gets hit by one of Chatrei's giant meatballs. Chatrei, because of his name, then texts his friends on VIP Chat, an exclusive Asinese (demonym of Asino) online chatting service. To use it, you must obtain special rights, and apparently, I have special rights for VIP Chat. Meanwhile, back at the supermarket... 16:44, 14 November 2020 Chase McFly

Fake Ungrit starts making human pies to lure all the Pokey-Eyes so he can strand them on an island. 19:34, 14 November 2020 SirBenelux

Cape tries to find a way out of the supermarket, but is then confronted by Fake Ungrit. 15:04, 15 November 2020 Chase McFly

Meanwhile, some real Ungrits decide to turn Cape Jr. into a Pokey-Eye. However, it backfires and they become black Pokey-Eyes instead. Epac also evolves into a full-on red Pokey-Eye. 15:07, 15 November 2020 CaptainCape

The Yellows try to convince Epac to join them, but Epac turns them into the Oranges.

'Oh no!' one of the Oranges says. 'Now I have to share my name with an annoying fruit!' 15:52, 15 November 2020 Chase McFly

Annoying Orange gets offended and starts throwing peeled Ungrits at the Pokey-Eyes. 20:48, 15 November 2020 Views06

"Meh, Tangerines are better." Happa says, before leaving this part.

Benelux also throws peeled ungrits because he is a big fan of the Annoying Orange. 21:26, 15 November 2020 RockoRama RockoRama

Suddenly, the Pink disease breaks out! 23:34, 15 November 2020 This reply has been removed Views06

All the user characters catch it and turn into clones of KKirby.

Cape realizes that Views caught this disease back in C3P20, and remembers that he also got vaccinated against it. So him and Chase search for a vaccine.

However, the vaccine is not located on Earth! It is located in a galaxy that is 30,000,000,000 light years away! Edited by Views06    23:41, 15 November 2020 Chase McFly

Cape and I give up, but some Ungrits start mutating into Kirbies. We decide to let KKirby infiltrate their ranks claiming to be one of them so he can see what their end game plan is. 23:40, 15 November 2020 CaptainCape

'Well, we could use my spaceship to go to that galaxy with the vaccine,' I say. However, after my spaceship keys kept disappearing, I turned my spaceship lock into a fingerprint scanner. And as a Kirby, I don't have fingers. 11:22, 16 November 2020 Chase McFly

KKirby asks the Kirbified Ungrits if they want to play any games. He then challenges then to a game of "Operation" using a Pokey-Eye as the board. 12:16, 16 November 2020 SirBenelux

Luckily, a super fast (uses a space jetpack) astronaut called Stanley Phillie is able to get the vaccine and cure all the Kirbified people. 13:30, 16 November 2020 Views06

And by all people, he means everyone that was a human previously... 14:58, 16 November 2020 Chase McFly

The Ungrits then focus on turning grape juice into blood and skin into soybeans. 15:06, 16 November 2020 SirBenelux

Joke and Dagger then restart their spy business (going by the names Black Spy and White Spy respectively) and help Team Earth in defeating the Ungrits. 16:31, 16 November 2020 Chase McFly

Of course, since they can’t be defeated before Post 450, it was only some of the Ungrits. Carter Volkswagen and Napoleon decide to round up more of their Trandom friends. 19:01, 16 November 2020 CaptainCape

One of them is Tupac Sally, a man from the village Greystone in the great desert of Girdon on Gravildus. He knows a lot of Kirby spells, which can be used to turn people into Kirbies and Kirbies into people again. 19:46, 16 November 2020 SirBenelux

I then use Cosmobo's iPad to scam some of the Ungrits via phone calls. One scammed Ungrit is Pertnip Grava'ash, who interestingly burns into floating ashes after being scammed. 20:43, 16 November 2020 Chase McFly

Meanwhile, I decide to rebuild the bone castle, so the Ungrits will stop pelting food at me. 12:59, 17 November 2020 CaptainCape

Now, the Ungrits start pelting each other with food because they can't decide what the new Bone Castle should look like. 14:53, 17 November 2020 Chase McFly

I make it look like one of them, then paint it black. I then put mechanisms in my Ungrit castle and begin stomping them. 14:54, 17 November 2020 SirBenelux

The Rocket Triplets (F, U, and N) ask for assistance in battling the Ungrits. Joke and Dagger are pleased to meet them. 15:53, 17 November 2020 CaptainCape

The Rocket Triplets help Joke and Dagger with spying on the Ungrits. They regularly tell us what's going on in Team Asino on their blog, wespyonungrits.asi. 19:30, 17 November 2020 Chase McFly

But the Ungrits decide to start their own website to compete with us, buyourredpaintordie.net. 19:33, 17 November 2020 YoshiByToto YoshiByToto reply to #1

a living ravioli packet sits around viewing the website then reports it for abuse Edited by YoshiByToto    20:19, 17 November 2020 Chase McFly

The Ungrits become mad, and decide to try other methods of taking us down. They kidnap Cape’s parents, but Cloak turns out to be Mario, and the real one is missing. “Where is a-Cape Capio!” Mario asks Yesmrty. 20:24, 17 November 2020 YoshiByToto YoshiByToto

as that happens,the ravioli packet known as ravioly decides to ddos the website using their friend who is a humannoid sattelite dish named dishy 20:32, 17 November 2020 SirBenelux

Then, Arvier Rokabo from the Cūppar decides to launch an annihilator rocket to wipe out the Ungrits, but is quickly disarmed by an Ungrit. 20:47, 17 November 2020 Chase McFly

Cape goes to save Yesmrty, but the Ungrits capture him too and dangle him over lava. While doing that, they taunt him over his impending death at the end of the chapter. 20:50, 17 November 2020 This reply has been removed CaptainCape

While they keep dangling me over lava, I realize that the Ungrits do have a point: I'm probably going to die at the end of the chapter. 15:47, 18 November 2020 Chase McFly

Finally, Epac comes to save Cape. He reveals that Grape, leading Team Pokey-Eye during the war, owns a watermelon truck and he has started a keyboard selling business. 16:06, 18 November 2020 CaptainCape

Epac wants to tell me about Grape's plans during the war, but I interrupt him. 'Could we please discuss a different topic?'

'No,' Epac chuckles. 16:12, 18 November 2020 Chase McFly

“Grape will use watermelons as decoy Green Pokey-Eyes and keyboards as decoy black and white Pokey-Eyes. While the Ungrits are distracted by the fakes, we bomb Cantribol and maybe all of France too.” Epac says. 16:18, 18 November 2020 CaptainCape

'That sounds good,' I say. 'But am I allowed to stop thinking about other Pokey-Eyes secretly being watermelons and keyboards in disguise?'

'Of course you aren't,' Epac says again. 16:50, 18 November 2020 Chase McFly

Weirdalcon finds Muscle Bread while eavesdropping on Epac and Caoe. They mistake Cape for a traitor. 18:59, 18 November 2020 CaptainCape

'We need to punish Cape!' Muscle Bread says. 'He poisoned our watermelon supply, burned our keyboards and delivered a plague unto our team!' 15:08, 19 November 2020 Chase McFly

They decide to join Team Asino and poison Cape’s coffee, burn his microwaves, and unleash Cape’s pets onto Team Pokey-Eye (formerly Team Gravildus). 15:22, 19 November 2020 CaptainCape

Weirdalcon disguises himself as a technician to 'repair' my microwaves while hiding a box of matches in his pocket. 16:39, 19 November 2020 Chase McFly

Team Asino unleashes Pokey-Pox, poisons humans, and burns the Gravildus architecture inside Klirork’s back-up Gravildus. 16:45, 19 November 2020 Fetta-phantom1900 Fetta-phantom1900

Fetta grabs a small sample of the poison and takes it to professor farnsworth to try and find a cure, all the while he is scratching his arm (which is covered in bandages). 01:44, 20 November 2020 Chase McFly

Meanwhille, Fake Ungrit puts up a complicated defense system that would take even the Green Pokey-Eyes years to figure out. But he doesn't know the formerly yellow Oranges are even smarter. 12:18, 20 November 2020 CaptainCape

The Oranges are so annoyed about being orange, that other Team Asino members nickname them the 'Annoyed Oranges'. 13:37, 20 November 2020 Chase McFly

Some remaining Yellows start fighting the Oranges, Purples, Blues, Greens, and Epac’s kids, who are completely red. This means The Great Pokey-Eye Battle has begun. 13:47, 20 November 2020 CaptainCape

There are also the Rainbows, who simply stand there and cheer for whoever looks colorful. 'You're not helping!' Fake Ungrits says angrily as all the Pokey-Eyes start fighting each other. 16:44, 20 November 2020 Chase McFly

Mr. Mortimer decides to retrieve Windows 1337 from the trash. However, he is captured by the Ungrits and turned into the sad Squid’s Visit clown. He rides Fluttershy towards us, but I mistake them for Team Asino enemies and use a magic keyboard to make Fluttershy vomit sycamore seeds and throw watermelons at Team Asino. 16:48, 20 November 2020 Trollerz462 Trollerz462

But team asino use their Bounce Back Shields(TM) to reflect the melons back at Chase! 23:35, 20 November 2020 Views06

Suddenly, a portal appears out of nowhere, and the melons fall into it. This portal is revealed to lead to The Parallel Universe Where Everybody is Bald. Out of the portal comes the bald version of Klirork, Baldrork.

Baldrork tells Chase that he came to the NES universe because the Mustache Meddler (NES) somehow showed up in TPUWEIB, and started giving everyone hair, which is frowned upon there. Baldrork 02:26, 21 November 2020 Chase McFly

I tell Baldrork we’re a little busy, but he can bring his friends to join the battle to protect them. 03:14, 21 November 2020 Views06

He brings in the bald versions of Chase McFly and RockoRama, and they join Team Earth.

Loser, Patrick, and Squidward then show up and throw sand in everyone's eyes. And Monstro Presunto beats everyone while they are busy crying the sand out.

Team Losers strikes again! 03:32, 21 November 2020 Chase McFly

Team Asino is happy to see us beaten up, and they blow up the Earth as a result. Now, we're floating freely in space, starting to spacefight. But Benelux uses his Earth Regenerator Ray to bring the planet back. Edited by Chase McFly    13:32, 21 November 2020 CaptainCape

Bald Cape (who looks exactly like me, since I don't even have hair in the first place) joins Team Earth too. He attacks Weirdalcon with the Baldinator, a device that turns people bad. 13:46, 21 November 2020 Chase McFly

Weirdalcon loses all his fur and feathers, cuaisng him to scream. But falcon-lion hybrids release deadly gases when they scream, and it kills some Ungrits. 13:50, 21 November 2020 CaptainCape

'Quick, put on your gas masks!' the Angry Edge Commander tells his soldiers. 'But do not cross any lines!' 14:30, 21 November 2020 Chase McFly

The rest wear gas masks, and begin digging in the regenerated Earth. 14:44, 21 November 2020 CaptainCape

They find a fossil of a previously undiscoverd ant species: the Protoungritida. It is giant and incredibly dangerous. The Ungrits try reviving the ant. 20:25, 21 November 2020 Chase McFly

They aren’t successful, though. Instead, it becomes a zombie and starts affecting humans. 13:14, 22 November 2020 CaptainCape

The zombie-Protoungritida starts eating the humans with its giant jaws. 14:37, 22 November 2020 Chase McFly

I then realize I haven't seen Benelux in a while, and go to look for him. 15:37, 22 November 2020 SirBenelux

Luckily, I am located at NES HQ taking a break from the war, when suddenly... Edited by SirBenelux    16:37, 22 November 2020 Chase McFly

NES HQ is bombarded with thousands of Protoungritida zombies! But luckily countryballs are immune. 16:41, 22 November 2020 SirBenelux

One of the Protoungritidas search my Sack of Mystery, and finds some useless trinkets like my Geo Award for Best Cartographer. It turns out that I like to collect random trinkets.

BACKSTORY

Once upon a time, I was venturing through the ancient Temple of Mahi'iwata in Hawaii (I was also an archeologist). I found dozens of wall carvings, most of them representing the ancient Hawaiian warrior, Mahi'iwata. After several challenges in the temple, I finally found the fabled Gregg Diamond. But when I fell on it, a big sack fell on me, and I fell into a trapdoor, sliding and sliding, until I ended up in a catapult, then for some reason, an asteroid came onto the onto the other end of the catapult, and launched me into an office in Seinburg, Kansas. As soon as I left the office, I called the sack the "Sack of Mystery" and started collecting random trinkets. As soon as I showed the Diamond at the Thermostatville Knights' Club, everyone was impressed.

END OF BACKSTORY Edited by SirBenelux    18:51, 22 November 2020 Chase McFly

They use Benelux’s trinkets to build numerous bone castles with food cannons on. Despite being zombies, they’re actually decent architects. 23:30, 22 November 2020 SirBenelux

But it is revealed that the trinkets that the Protoungritidas took were decoys. The real trinkets are stashed in my house. The good thing is that the Protoungritidas don't know where my house is. Edited by SirBenelux    17:45, 23 November 2020 Chase McFly

Then Cape and I get some more food grenades to fire at the bone castles. 13:40, 23 November 2020 CaptainCape

I fill a grenade with grenadine and throw it at one of the bone castles, just to find out if it is explosive. 14:29, 23 November 2020 Chase McFly

By some twist of fte, it works, but turns all Cape's bones invisible. But since Cape has a tiny body and long legs, there isn't much of a difference. Still, the smell of his invisible bones reaches The Shesh, causing Hoh Sus to revive and take a ship to Earth. 14:42, 23 November 2020 CaptainCape

'I smell invisible bones!' Hoh Sus shouts as he leaves his spaceship and sniffs. 'And grenadine grenades! And someone who's going to die at the end of the chapter!' 19:47, 23 November 2020 Chase McFly

"Get out of here, Hoh Sus!" Fake Ungrit yells. He then wipes Hoh Sus' memory. However, Hoh Sus knocks down the fourth bone castle wall and reads his page on the wiki. As such, he thinks he's NES God and challenges Cape to a battle. Fake Ungrit doens't care, as long as he's rid of a Pokey-Eye. 20:04, 23 November 2020 CaptainCape

I accept Hoh Sus' challenge, and we start battling each other. I use my ice cream powers, while Hoh Sus throws all kinds of Shesh food at me. 20:08, 23 November 2020 Chase McFly

Fake Ungrit then summons Voldecountry, who sucks Hoh Sus' soul out. Of course, this makes all Hoh Sus' family members mad and they throw food at Voldecountry. 20:10, 23 November 2020 CaptainCape

Ron Sheshley and Hoh-Sisone Granshesh show up. 'Hi everyone! We're now married and we got two kids out of nowhere,' Ron says. 'Oh no, is Hoh Sus dead? Can I be the most important person in town now?' 20:13, 23 November 2020 SirBenelux

"No, he's been recently revived, but he thinks he's NES God." I say.

"Wow, that's weird." Phineas says.

"This is even weirder than my abuelo's shorts gtting stuck." Carlota says, before shuddering.

"You!" Hoh Sus says. "I don't know who you are and why you're here, but I'm very certain that you guys will foil my plans!"

"He's still cuckoo after the last Food War." SpongeBob whispers to his associates. "He thinks that he started the war."

"I heard that, you porous peebag!" Hoh Sus says. "Now, I will annihilate you all!" Hoh Sus then launches his deadly laser at SpongeBob and his associates. SpongeBob managed to dodge the laser, but Rocko, Phineas, Carlota, Ferb, Bobby, and Spunky (Squidward left the associates group) get killed by the laser and won't return until the end of this part. (do not change)

"My associates... they're... gone..." SpongeBob says, before crying.

"Stop leaking salt!" Hoh Sus says. He then tries to fire another laser at SpongeBob, but I overpower him. His laser blaster then short-circuits upon dropping, and now it won't work anymore. (do not change as well) 20:43, 23 November 2020 Chase McFly

It turns out that Hoh Sus doesn't have a soul, so Voldecountry wasn't able to suck it out. Hoh Sus then laughs maniacally and reminds SpongeBob he indeed started the war due to Weirdtalon. This makes SpongeBob run off crying. Then Hoh Sus realizes Hoh-Sisione looks completely different. 20:49, 23 November 2020 SirBenelux

It also turns out that Hoh Sus' body has a mind of its own.

"Not cool, Hoh Sus!" I say.

"Well, Countryjerk, I--" Hoh Sus says, before I tackle him down. "Jerk, been there." I say. "No evil mastermind would insult me, Hoh Sus for brains!"

"Why you little--" Hoh Sus says, he then tries to attack me, but is hit by Chase's frying pan.

"Sorry if that dumb bird hurt your feelings." Chase says to me.

"It's okay." I say. "But enough talking, another wave of Ungrits has spawned." 21:29, 23 November 2020 Chase McFly

Hoh-Sisione decides to use the fact that she looks completely different to fight the Ungrits, which is successful. 13:46, 24 November 2020 CaptainCape

'Wait, who even is that Shesh girl?' a confused Ungrit wonders. 'I don't recognize here at all!'

Meanwhile, some people who fought against Hoh Sus in Food war X show up too: Carter Volkswagen, Sesha Soloch and Hedrigo fight the Ungrits alongside Hoh-Sisone. 15:47, 24 November 2020 Chase McFly

Meanwhile, several colorful Pokey-Eyes are taken by Fake Ungrit and turned into M&Ms. He starts feeding the M&Ms to other Pokey-Eyes, causing them to join Team Asino.

"We don't have a home, let's move to Asino!" Yesmrty says. But she crashes into a Protoungritida. 16:42, 24 November 2020 CaptainCape

The Protoungritida tries to eat her. However, Protoungritidas can only eat animals or humans from Earth. 'Yuck, you taste awful!' it says in its strange chirping language. 'Are you a plant?' 20:28, 24 November 2020 Chase McFly

Yesmrty then becomes an M&M monster and fights the Protoungritidas. She throws them at several important buildings, causing them to collapse. 20:40, 24 November 2020 CaptainCape

Carter hits a Protoungritida with his cane, causing it to disintegrate. Sesha knocks another out out by throwing her hattogriff at it. 14:49, 25 November 2020 Chase McFly

Then a bunch of Team Earth members are kidnapped by Fake Ungrit. He hides them in Earth’s core. 14:54, 25 November 2020 Views06

In Earth's core, Super Why and Talinight are fighting. 15:08, 25 November 2020 Chase McFly

They end up accidentally killing Witherwings, who was one of the kidnapped. But then he is reborn as mousecake. Edited by Chase McFly    20:09, 25 November 2020 This reply has been removed This reply has been removed This reply has been removed CaptainCape

But he's not just mousecake... he became talking mousecake!

'Hey, don't eat me!' Witherwings yells when Weirdtalon (who was kidnapped too) tries to eat him. 'I'm your friend!' 11:18, 26 November 2020 Chase McFly

Super Why changes NES because he loves changing stories. He changes Witherwings back to a hippogriff. This makes Talinight angry for some reason. 13:25, 26 November 2020 CaptainCape

'I don't like big feathered things that smell like horses!' Talinight says. He tries changing the story again, but it doesn't work. 14:41, 26 November 2020 Chase McFly

Harold the Fish arrives and makes a “DEAUUUUUGH” face, even though it was Fred who made it originally. This causes the Protoungritida zombies to go extinct. 14:52, 26 November 2020 SirBenelux

SpongeBob comes back, having all his tears dried up. "What did I miss?" he says.

"The Protoungritidas are all gone." I say.

"That's good to hear, but I'm still bummed out after the loss of my associates." SpongeBob says. "All their parents/guardians/partners/co-workers/friends are bummed out too, but Carlota's mom, Frida, cried out loud after I told her that her daughter was dead. Listen to this." SpongeBob puts on a recording of his phone call with Frida, in which we hear her crying out loud.

"My precious hija is gone, all gone..." Frida says, on the recording. She continues crying, but SpongeBob stops the recording. I then hear more Ungrits marching.

"It's the Ungrits!" I say. "Everyone to our battle stations!"

"Ugh, Ungrits again?" Dr. Smart says, in which he is not paralyzed (do not change). "I've already faced off like a million of them with my large battery-shaped flamethrower." 17:00, 26 November 2020 Fetta-phantom1900 Fetta-phantom1900

But as they prepare for battle, the ground shakes and cracks open. From the depths of the ravine, comes a giant turkey whome says.

"gobble gobble gobble gobble" (I  am the turkey god, and I have come  to pass judgement upon thee).

afterwords it's eyes flash and all the weapons and technology around disappears (including the phones in their pockets).

The Ungrits attempt to run but the Turkey God blocks their escape with a wall of light. Edited by Fetta-phantom1900    19:53, 26 November 2020 Views06

Anti-Turkey God also shows up, as well as Turkey God from the bald parallel universe. 03:30, 27 November 2020 Chase McFly

Being a God, Anti-Turkey God was not killed in the desctruction of the ACU. He and Fake Ungrit fight atop a cliff. 03:33, 27 November 2020 CaptainCape

Anti-Turkey God flashes his eyes, causing various new weapons to appear. One of these weapons is a warhammer shaped like a turkey leg. 14:38, 27 November 2020 Chase McFly

Cape picks up the war hammer, but then he decides to throw it. Fake Ungrit catches it. Apparently, he loves turkey. 14:41, 27 November 2020 CaptainCape

Somehow, Fake Ungrit manages to eat the war hammer. Anti-Turkey God makes angry reversed turkey noises: 'Elbbog elbogg kculc kculc!' (You're going to pay for this!) 14:59, 27 November 2020 SirBenelux

Then, Cape flashes his eyes to make the weapons and technology that the Turkey God made disappear, reappear, and it works. (do not change) Edited by SirBenelux    15:24, 27 November 2020 Chase McFly

Meanwhile, I discover yet another time machine. Except it belongs to the M&M’s. 16:06, 27 November 2020 CaptainCape

It's a giant, red, M&M-shaped machine with a Volkswagen symbol on it. It turns out that the majority of time machines are manufactured by Volkswagen. 16:20, 27 November 2020 Chase McFly

Meanwhile, Fake Ungrit resurrects Sugarfree Bag once again. He turns him into his right-hand man. 16:38, 27 November 2020 ReturnOfIsaac ReturnOfIsaac

(Yo I'm back) Suddenly, a wormhole opens up nearby, GS and Wesley hopping out of it. "Hey, guys! What's going on?", GS asks. 16:45, 27 November 2020 CaptainCape

'There's a war going on between Ungrits and Pokey-Eyes and everyone is using food to fight,' I explain. 'There's quite a lot of weird stuff happening!' 16:58, 27 November 2020 ReturnOfIsaac ReturnOfIsaac

Wesley throws a piece of popcorn he was holding at a Pokey-Eye. "Like this?", he says. 17:00, 27 November 2020 Chase McFly

"Yes, like that," The Pokey-Eye says. He then turns into one of the Yellows, and throws Sugarfree into some alien Popcorn Bags joining Team Asino. 17:06, 27 November 2020 SirBenelux

"Did this part end already?" Patrick says, unaware that there are only 236 replies left.

"No." SpongeBob says. Then, I use my Obscure Medal to disgust some of the Ungrits, some of them even exploded. Edited by SirBenelux    18:35, 27 November 2020 Chase McFly

I jump in the time machine and see the original 5 M&Ms in 1941. They haven’t finalized the line-up yet. Edited by Chase McFly    16:36, 28 November 2020 CaptainCape

Meanwhile, in the present...

'Don't throw Sugarfree into popcorn,' Michael Rosen says. He is spying on Team Asino. 13:36, 28 November 2020 Chase McFly

Another M&M arrives. Though this was before the m symbol appeared on M&Ms, he is black with a white m. Yellow M&M says the M makes him look stupid. 14:03, 28 November 2020 CaptainCape

'One day, all of you will look like this!' the black M&M says. The other M&Ms look shocked to hear this. 14:26, 28 November 2020 Chase McFly

Purple M&M asks his name. “Time M&M!” The black M&M responds. Edited by Chase McFly    16:34, 28 November 2020 SirBenelux

Chase finds out a shocking discovery. The black M&M is revealed to be Time M&M.

Time M&M was originally called Black M&M. Many years later, Black was discontinued because someone said it was "too dark". So, Black turned to a life of crime, after getting time powers from a chemical accident, and renamed himself Time M&M. And, to avoid getting arrested, Time decided to disguise himself as a round, black Ungrit named Notfake Ungrit. One person (which turns out to be Chase) noticed Notfake's strange behavior, so Chase nicknamed him "Fake Ungrit" (which is a nod to Notfake Ungrit), until Chase found out Notfake's true identity (Time M&M) when travelling back in time to 1941.

Chase, shocked by this, decides to continue spying on Time M&M until he can find enough proof to warn the others. Edited by SirBenelux    17:21, 29 November 2020 CaptainCape

'Why would we all have those weird Ms?' Yellow M&M asks. 'They look really ugly!' 15:56, 28 November 2020 Chase McFly

"Maybe not, we'll just make them black!" Red M&M agrees.

I then return to the present and give Michael Rosen some chocolate cake, which makes him throw himself at Ungrits. The Ungrits realize humans taste good, and decide to stop eating Pokey-Eye blood. Edited by Chase McFly    16:37, 28 November 2020 SirBenelux

Venelux does everything he can to keep the humans from being eaten. Then, Chase warns the others about Fake Ungrit.

"Guys!" Chase says. "I traveled back in time to 1941 using an M&M time machine and I saw a black M&M!"

"Wait, did you just say a black M&M?" Cape asks.

"Yeah." Chase says. "I realized that the black M&M turned out to be Time M&M, which I recognized from Fake Ungrit's sinister behavior. In fact, I found out that Time disguised himself as Fake Ungrit!"

"That means Time must be the one who started Food War Y!" I say.

"Exactly." Chase says. "And now, he's gonna alter the timeline by making all the M&Ms black. That way, there will be more of Time's minions and slaves!"

"This is bad. Real bad." I say. 17:27, 28 November 2020 Chase McFly

Rhinoram and Hippoewe decide to kill more Ungrits, but they end up surrendering. Time M&M calls them cowards and summons a thousand evil M&M clones as replacements. 17:58, 28 November 2020 SirBenelux

Time M&M puts his plan into motion by turning all the M&Ms black, including Purple M&M. Unfortunately, this causes the M&M Pokey-Eyes to turn back into Pokey-Eyes, possibly due to the toxcity caused by Time M&M's spell, which affects M&M-ified Pokey-Eyes. Team Gravildus then decides to merge with Team Earth, and together, we become one big superteam called Team Milky-Andromeda, and (almost) everyone in the multiverse is pitching in, except the people who are currently in Team Asino, including Time M&M. Speaking of which, Time M&M returns to the present. Oh, and now that Purple M&M has been turned black, he is more evil than ever, same with Tan M&M. 18:56, 28 November 2020 ReturnOfIsaac ReturnOfIsaac

"This is getting interesting.", GS says as he pulls out a shotgun. 19:44, 28 November 2020 Chase McFly

Both Andromedan Galactic Socities of Liberty show up, as do the members of the League of Justice and their teams, making Benelux's multiversal comment accurate. From the restored Rockoless Universe comes RU Squidward, still green and red-eyed, but smaller with only eight tentacles instead of 50, and he is now working as a superhero. He shoots water guns at some evil clone M&Ms. 19:59, 28 November 2020 CaptainCape

I teleport some creatures out of two unreleased Pokémon games (Pokémon M and I). They all look like plants with eyes. Their leader, a plant-like cow called Greville, joins Team Milky-Andromeda. 20:26, 28 November 2020 Chase McFly

The odd-looking human from Chocolate Mars joins too and throws some some Goofy Goober's Ice Cream at the evil M&Ms, turning five of them them into an M&M sundae. Patrick eats the sundae, but ends up under Time M&M's control. 20:28, 28 November 2020 SirBenelux

"When will he ever learn?" I say about Patrick. "Alright, everyone, from now on, don't eat any M&Ms, otherwise, you will be under Time M&M's control." Time then makes everyone in Team Asino under his control. Edited by SirBenelux    12:25, 29 November 2020 ReturnOfIsaac ReturnOfIsaac

"Not a problem! I don't even like M&Ms!", GS proclaims. Edited by ReturnOfIsaac    09:32, 29 November 2020 CaptainCape

'Me neither,' I say. 'I'm even a bit scared of them.' Of course, the evil M&Ms heard this. 11:27, 29 November 2020 SirBenelux

"I'm actually craving some M&Ms right now." Bubble Bass says. He then decides to eat a bag of M&M's, but I slap it out of his hand. "Hey! What did I tell you about M&Ms being poisonous right now? If you eat one, you become mind-controlled!"

"Got it." Bubble Bass says. However, manners get worse when M&M Ungrits appear. 13:01, 29 November 2020 Chase McFly

It turns out Time M&M went back in time and altered the DNA of some Ungrits so they would have M&M skin. He laughs evilly as he climbs onto a high platform carrying food grenades. 13:13, 29 November 2020 CaptainCape

'Don't you dare throwing the food grenades at us!' the odd-looking human from Chocolate Mars says. 'Or I will summon the weird giant alien shark dog!' 13:40, 29 November 2020 Chase McFly

The grenade turns out to be made of Frankenstein juice, which turns Captain Grape into a Franken-Eye. 14:13, 29 November 2020 CaptainCape

'I am the monster of Franken-Eye!' Captain Grape says in a deep voice as he approaches the odd-looking human with outstretched arms. But then, the weird giant alien shark dog appears! 14:37, 29 November 2020 Chase McFly

The weird giant alien shark barks, summoning the meteorite made of thousands of pink frosted sprinkled donuts. 15:40, 29 November 2020 CaptainCape

As the meteorite crashes into the ground and covers everything in donuts, we run for shelter in an abandoned Rainbow Factory. It was abandoned during Food War X, when many donuts were stolen from the factory. 16:27, 29 November 2020 Chase McFly

I get confused as to who took all the donuts, but then I realize it was one of Time M&M’s compadres, Churro the Mars Bar. 16:33, 29 November 2020 ReturnOfIsaac ReturnOfIsaac

GS just screams. "Why does my favourite thing have to be my biggest weakness right now?!", he cries. 16:40, 29 November 2020 Chase McFly

I then throw a crowd of evil M&M clones into the Eiffel Tower, destroying it a second time. 16:55, 29 November 2020 CaptainCape

The romantic Pokey-Eye couple stares at the destroyed Eiffel Tower. They shrug. 'Ah well, we'll always have Marseille,' they say. Unfortunately, Marseille is currently being destroyed by the plant cow Greville. 16:58, 29 November 2020 Chase McFly

It turns out the Greville is one of Chaseless Howtocool's enemies. Howtocool asks Rhinoram if he can join Food War Y. 17:02, 29 November 2020 This reply has been removed CaptainCape

Rhinoram (who is on Team Asino) charges into Greville and the two start fighting. Greville summons the hypnotizing, hovering flowers and uses them to turn Hippoewe against Rhinoram. 17:09, 29 November 2020 Chase McFly

Hippoewe and Rhinoram split up, but then Weirdtalon turns then into sheep using a recording of Justin Bieber quacking. 17:17, 29 November 2020 This reply has been removed SirBenelux

Meanwhile, Time M&M has built his own evil base out of, you guessed it, M&Ms. Here, he is making some of his evilest plans for the war. 17:22, 29 November 2020 Chase McFly

The M&Ms decide they will use food weapons of their own to fight all of us, by finding our most favorite food. They pour a cup of coffee to fight Cape with, and some human for his mother, Yesmrty. 17:24, 29 November 2020 SirBenelux

Meanwhile, I find a katana in the Rainbow Factory and repurpose it into a cheese katana. 17:33, 29 November 2020 Views06

...And get sentenced to 2 years in prison for using cheese as a weapon, therefore disrespecting Cheesy, our former god.

In prison, Benelux meets Mr. Delicious.

Benelux: What are you in here for? Mr. Delicious: Beating my wife. [Benelux scoots to the opposite side of the cell the two are in] 19:08, 29 November 2020 Chase McFly

Baldi arrives to take Benelux's place in the conflict. He starts spreading donuts all over Paris, since that's where most of the Ungrits are currently. For the M&Ms, he also tries spreading clones of himself throughout the time stream. 19:37, 29 November 2020 CaptainCape

The Ungrit army splits up and starts to destroy other major cities of France using sharpened baguettes.

'Hey, that's-a French a-stereotype!' Mario says. 'Stereotypes are not a-good-a!' 19:40, 29 November 2020 Chase McFly

Mario gets angry and turns bright red. But Time M&M stomps him on the way to his time machine. 19:43, 29 November 2020 CaptainCape

'Ouch, that's not a-fun!' Mario mutters. 'My own a-weapon is being used against a-me!' 19:49, 29 November 2020 SirBenelux

It turns out that using cheese as a weapon is only illegal on a planet called Intolera, so I break out of prison and join the main cast (do not change). 20:13, 29 November 2020 Chase McFly

But Baldi says Benelux should help him and Mario kill more M&Ms, but this time, they have to time-travel to so. 20:23, 29 November 2020 CaptainCape

Meanwhile, Greville evolves into a green minotaur-like creature covered in flowers while fighting with Rhinoram. 20:43, 29 November 2020 Chase McFly

Time M&M goes back in time to kill Hoh Sus, thinking he ought to replace Hoh Sus in NES. 20:50, 29 November 2020 SirBenelux

So I, Baldi, and Mario go after Time M&M using the M&M time machine that Chase found. 06:55, 30 November 2020 Chase McFly

Benelux, Baldi, and Mario find that Time M&M has spread objects throughout the timeline. 13:37, 30 November 2020 SirBenelux

Meanwhile, the others fight M&Ms in many ways possible, because I don't know what to say about the objects in the timeline. 14:56, 30 November 2020 CaptainCape

I'm fighting a horde of evil M&Ms, who attack me with coffee grenades and ice cream guns. 20:06, 30 November 2020 Chase McFly

Inadvertently, this makes Cape fear ice cream. Which causes all the remaining ice cream inside him to become an Ice Cream cake. I feed it to Cape, stopping the ice cream fear, but now he lost the power. 20:22, 30 November 2020 SirBenelux

Meanwhile, back with me, Baldi, and Mario, we are chasing Time M&M, while going through floating chocolate C4s. Edited by SirBenelux    08:45, 1 December 2020 CaptainCape

Back at the present, I gasp. 'Oh no, this means I actually have to pay in order to eat ice cream!' I show Chase a free ice cream coupon with as expiration date 'whenever Cape dies or loses his powers'. 14:53, 1 December 2020 Chase McFly

Meanwhile, Time M&M tricks Benelux, Baldi, and Mario by fleeing to Gravildus. He gives Recste Kragils M&M generation powers, which can be inherited by all his descendants. 14:56, 1 December 2020 ReturnOfIsaac ReturnOfIsaac

GS and Wesley just monotonely scream. 16:57, 1 December 2020 CaptainCape

I notice how every instance of the word 'ice cream' on my coupon fades away and is replaced with 'M&Ms'. 'Hmm, strange,' I say. 'I swear this was a coupon for free ice cream a moment ago...' 20:12, 1 December 2020 Chase McFly

Suddenly, I notice that Benelux, Mario, and Baldi are back. But Benelux has a big white m on him instead of his country. He also has a hard candy shell. Mario meanwhile is dressed as an M&M. 20:17, 1 December 2020 SirBenelux

The stars on me are also gone. Baldi shirt turns red with an m on it.

"Oh no, it's worse than I thought..." Chase says.

"What is it, Chase?" Cape says.

"Benelux, Mario and Baldi are under Time M&M's control!" Chase says. "It appears that there were some unusual M&M bombs in the timeline that turned them evil." 20:49, 1 December 2020 Chase McFly

Meanwhile, Time M&M has recruited a brainwashed army of turkeys to throw M&Ms at the pilgrims in 1621. 14:50, 2 December 2020 CaptainCape

Time M&M also builds machine guns that can rapidly fire M&Ms. Now, there's an army of brainwashed, armed, and very angry turkeys. 16:27, 2 December 2020 Chase McFly

I quickly pull some Team Earth members out of the timeline, but it turns out turkeys and M&Ms fought for years and now M&Ms and Turkeys are the dominant species of America. 16:38, 2 December 2020 CaptainCape

We see Marshall Turkey and Laura Turkey, Penny's parents. In this timeline, Marshall became a military marshall, just like his father Kameron. 16:48, 2 December 2020 Chase McFly

I see Time M&M on a movie screen, and he says he lived with turkeys after being rejected by the M&Ms. 17:38, 2 December 2020 SirBenelux

"This is a much dire situation." Chase says. "It turns out that Time has altered the timeline! Now we better survive this, since this is no longer Food War Y, this is now the Second M&M Civil War!" 19:19, 2 December 2020 Chase McFly

I start dividing us into groups to fix history. I give Group A griffins, Group B Ice cream, Group C Coffee, and Group D microwaves. As leader of Group D, Cape takes his team to convince Mars to never make black M&Ms. I’m leading Group B, and we go to stop the turkeys from overtaking America. Benelux leads Group A to make a young Time M&M feel welcome. Finally, Klirork leads Group C to stop the previous Food War. 20:34, 2 December 2020 SirBenelux

It turns out that I quickly snapped out of Time's spell, along with Mario and Baldi. 20:39, 2 December 2020 Chase McFly

When we return to the present though, we find that a few long-gone NES users are still in the main squad, and none of us are around, but there are several other characters. NES is also called "Never Turkey-minating Story" instead. Luckily, we all have our memories, but we're in a huge pickle. Edited by Chase McFly    11:59, 3 December 2020 SirBenelux

I, Chase, Cape, Rocko, and Foury find out that we are trapped in Turkey Prison, with a turkey by the name of Henry Turkmin (the turkey variation of Henry Stickmin) guarding our cell.

"What... is this place..." Chase says. Then, a TV comes out of the wall and shows an instructional video about Turkey Prison.

"Welcome to Turkey Prison, the only #1 prison in the whole wide world run entirely by turkeys!" the narrator says. "Here we have some great conveniences, such as the cafeteria, the yard, a training facility for wimps like you, and maximum security cells, to keep dangerous convicts away for years! And, if that's not enough, we have Thanksgiving parties once a year, but without the cooked turkey! So take your arrestees to Turkey Prison today!" The TV then goes back inside the wall. Edited by SirBenelux    05:48, 4 December 2020 BFrit10Again BFrit10Again

I return to NES after a long time and wonder what's going on 12:50, 3 December 2020 Chase McFly

I explain to BFrit that we messed up the past and the evil Time M&M created a bad version of NES. 12:53, 3 December 2020 SirBenelux reply to #334

BFrit was caught by a turkey officer and put in the same cell as us. 13:19, 3 December 2020 Chase McFly

I decide to ask if anyone in NTS knows where a time machine is. 15:55, 3 December 2020 BFrit10Again BFrit10Again

A small purple turkey named Pete says he knows 16:05, 3 December 2020 CaptainCape

'There's a time machine in a small room near the cafeteria,' Pete explains. 16:37, 3 December 2020 Chase McFly

We decide to sneak out disguised as Turkey guards because there’s a lot of them. 16:54, 3 December 2020 SirBenelux

However, Pete gets whacked on the head with a mallet by Henry Turkmin, the latter calling the former a dum-dum.

"Okay, how are we supposed to escape?" Cape says. "Any ideas?" Edited by SirBenelux    17:25, 3 December 2020 BFrit10Again BFrit10Again

Pete recovers from his whack on the head and says he has an idea 17:00, 3 December 2020 SirBenelux

Henry Turkmin then goes to the break room for donuts. When he's gone, Pete will use a chainsaw to cut through the bars. Luckily, it works. 17:10, 3 December 2020 SirBenelux

We then make our way to the cafeteria, but realize it's 73 floors from the one we're in. We then decide to take the elevator. Edited by Chase McFly    17:18, 3 December 2020 Chase McFly

Finally, we arrive in the basement level. Apparently, it’s a human candy manufacturing plant that also makes special humans for use on Thanksgiving. 19:34, 3 December 2020 CaptainCape

The people who work at the plant are the turkeys from Türkeytöwn. In the new timeline, they overthrew their mayor (the hammer guy from Hatari) and used him on Thanksgiving. 19:44, 3 December 2020 Chase McFly

Finally, I see a door reading “REAL Cafeteria” and a gleaming VW symbol near it. 19:46, 3 December 2020 BFrit10Again BFrit10Again

I decide to go into this door. Pete follows me 19:47, 3 December 2020 Chase McFly

We then see that the time machine is a bright blue VW New Beetle, and Cape decides to make it his car once the craziness is done. However, we’re not sure if we can get all the way back to 1621. 19:53, 3 December 2020 CaptainCape

'Well, it's worth a try,' I say. 'Even if we can't travel all the way to 1621, we can try fixing some of the timeline.' Edited by CaptainCape    19:56, 3 December 2020 SirBenelux

We use the time machine to travel to different years to fix the timeline. 21:02, 3 December 2020 Chase McFly

The first year we travel to is 1621, since that's when this mess started. I see Time M&M's stash of turkeys, and replace them with a pile of inanimate ice cream. Pete manages to override the brainwashed turkeys. 22:37, 3 December 2020 SirBenelux

Then we travel to 1941, when the M&Ms were created. We try to un-hypnotize the evil M&Ms using an anti-hypnotizing helmet, which I will wear. Suddenly, the whole process goes as usual, and we un-hypnotize all of the M&Ms. All except Black/Time M&M, who we need to find, and make him feel welcome, but finding Black M&M isn't easy, as he was released years later. Edited by SirBenelux    15:01, 4 December 2020 Chase McFly

Klirork takes his group to the 1950s, and coughs up some M&M clones from Chapter 3 Part 20. All that time in Klirork has made them happy, and they gladly go to make Black/Time M&M feel welcome. 14:58, 4 December 2020 This reply has been removed Views06

Benelux is sentenced to 30 years in prison for speedrunning the part. The prison he is sent to is located in Montana.

In prison, in the shower, someone accidentally drops the soap. They bend over to pick it back up, showing their butt. Benelux laughs at them, and then gets sentenced to the death penalty for teasing.

Also, his recovery centers are taken too, and destroyed so he can no longer come back to life. 15:24, 4 December 2020 Chase McFly

The Purple and Tan M&M clones go up to Black M&M and say they can relate to him, he doesn’t have to become a time-traveling psychopath. Edited by Chase McFly    15:33, 4 December 2020 Views06

Meanwhile in prison, the guards decide to give Benelux 30 days in the prison basement, before he is executed.

They send him to his cell down there. It is very small, and pitch black with no windows. The only food he is given to eat is week old bread, peed in soup, and dead cockroaches. 15:40, 4 December 2020 This reply has been removed CaptainCape

'Really?' Black M&M says when Purple and Tan say that he doesn't have to be a psychopath. 'But everyone hates me!'

'Well, people hate you even more if you become a time-traveling psycho,' Purple M&M says.

'...Makes sense.' 15:53, 4 December 2020 SirBenelux

"Trust me, with a little of confidence, you can become a better person." Tan says. 15:55, 4 December 2020 Chase McFly

Meanwhile, Cape and Weirdtalon go to see Forrest Mars, the creator of M&Ms. Weirdtalon explains to Mars that he shouldn’t add black M&Ms, but if he does, to make a plentiful amount, not a single one. 15:56, 4 December 2020 SirBenelux

Italyball is then punished for torturing a fellow user character (which is me), so I am released from prison and given a warning never to speedrun parts.

As punishment, Italyball is forced to wear funny-looking underwear in public until Views comes back. Italyball also has to apologize to me, and he does. Dr. Smart then rebuilds my recovery centers. (do not change all of this) Edited by SirBenelux    16:06, 4 December 2020 CaptainCape

'I'll make lots of black M&Ms!' Forrest says. 'Thanks for the idea, strange-looking man with the strange-looking bird horse.' 16:11, 4 December 2020 Chase McFly

Meanwhile, I travel back in time to the previous part to switch Shesh Marmalade with mouse cake. This turns Food War X into “Fun Food Fight!” Even though everything in the part still happened, there was no killing in the war and everyone did it as a game. 16:15, 4 December 2020 CaptainCape

As a result, everyone who died in the Fun Food Fight comes back to life. Hoh Sus becomes somewhat nicer too. 16:19, 4 December 2020 Chase McFly

Somehow, Time M&M is hiding out in the timeline to avoid being affected by the changes. He’s scared to face a world where he has a lot of black M&M brethren and is a good person. 16:34, 4 December 2020 SirBenelux

Also, Food War Y becomes Fun Food Fight 2, but without any killing or mass destruction. Everyone who died in this event comes back to life as well. Meanwhile, we must find Time M&M. 16:56, 4 December 2020 Chase McFly

Time M&M has made his way to The Universe Where Coffee Doesn’t Exist. When it was restored after the EvilBob Disaster, it became home to a giant swamp-dwelling rabbit who acquired the memories, feelings, and personality of a sentient bag of Sugarfree Popcorn. 17:01, 4 December 2020 CaptainCape

Time M&M travels to the giant rabbit's swamp to warn him about our team, but he gets stuck in the swamp. 17:09, 4 December 2020 Chase McFly

Swamp Rabbit (as he prefers to be called) decides to help us when he sees us coming. He gets mad when I call him Sugarfree. SR stuffs Time M&M deep into the swamp. 17:12, 4 December 2020 CaptainCape

I realize that after all the food warfare, I'd like to drink some coffee without having to put it in a grenade. I see a Starbucks not far from Swamp Rabbit's swamp, but it turns out to be a bakery selling 'star bread'.

'Where can I buy some coffee?' I ask an employee.

'What's that? We only sell bread here,' the employee says. 17:23, 4 December 2020 Chase McFly

Cape starts to scream. Meanwhile, Time M&M realizes he lost contact with his army and tries to convince Indigo (the TUWCDE version) to join him. Indigo realizes he is a timeline remnant, and puts him in prison since that’s against the law. In his cell is also TUWCDE Shadow, who is evil and likes to rewrite reality. 17:33, 4 December 2020 SirBenelux

I rejoin the main cast, eating a donut I got from the Intertimial Donut Shop. 18:53, 4 December 2020 Chase McFly

It also turns out donuts are used to keep people energized in this universe. Time M&M mutates into Swamp M&M and returns to the NES universe. 18:59, 4 December 2020 SirBenelux

"Is everything back to normal?" I ask. Also the mass destruction caused in the first Fun Food Fight is gone. 19:07, 4 December 2020 Chase McFly

We decide to return to the NES universe, but everything is covered in swampy goo. Black is also a prominent M&M color, and there are male and female versions. But the swamp is preserving Time M&M’s evil self. 19:14, 4 December 2020 SirBenelux

It turns out that Time M&M took over the NES universe, creating madness once again. 19:28, 4 December 2020 Chase McFly

Luckily, the takeover was only because his swampy body dripped and spilled everywhere, and Mars took Cape and Weirdtalon’s advice a bit too well. There is also a female Black M&M walking around. She’s sad because she has never been eaten, even though she loves being eaten. Edited by Chase McFly    20:07, 4 December 2020 SirBenelux

So we decide to go back to Forrest Mars to fix things again. Edited by SirBenelux    19:46, 4 December 2020 CaptainCape

We go to Forrest Mars' house, which is shaped like a giant black gooey M&M now. I knock on the door. 'Hello, who - oh, it's you and your strange bird horse again!' Mars says. 20:10, 4 December 2020 Chase McFly

Back in the present, Hoh Sus decides to turn his bones invisible and absorb all the goop like a sponge. 20:21, 4 December 2020 CaptainCape

As he absorbs all of the Shesh's goop, his friends and family start calling him 'HohBob SusPants'. 20:30, 4 December 2020 Chase McFly

Hoh Sus decides to leave his family and start a new one with Ginny Sheshley. 20:38, 4 December 2020 CaptainCape

'Hey, you're my brother-in-law now!' Ron Sheshley realizes. Then, Hoh Sus and Ginny have three kids in the blink of an eye. 20:47, 4 December 2020 Chase McFly

Suddenly, there’s timeline rips in the sky. Time M&M targets me, Benelux, Cape, BFrit, Foury, Weirdtalon, and Qiucai, scattering us in different time periods. 20:55, 4 December 2020 SirBenelux

"God, and I thought I was having a good day." I say.

"Things just get worse and worse!" BFrit says. Edited by SirBenelux    5 days ago Chase McFly

Time M&M goes to the Moon to wait for us, hoping we prove to be brave in the final battle. I find myself running from dinosaurs, some cavemen throw Benelux around, Cape infiltrates a Roman army, Qiucai watches a medieval hanging, BFrit goes to the first Beatles’ concert, Foury rides horses in western times, Weirdtalon eats some early agricultural crops, and then the rest of Team Milky-Andromeda is a hundred years in the past, in 1920. 21:02, 4 December 2020 This reply has been removed BFrit10Again BFrit10Again

At the Beatles concert I sing along to "Strawberry Fields Forever" 00:35, 5 December 2020 Chase McFly

Meanwhile, I quickly jump on one of the donosaur's backs. He kicks me with his tail. As I'm flying through the air, I use my GPS locator to look for Time M&M. But since the locator only works for Earth, it doesn't work. This leads me to realize Time M&M is in space. 00:41, 5 December 2020 CaptainCape

The Romans haven't noticed that there's now an eight-feel-tall alien in their army. I try to say something in Latin, but I accidentally insult a general. 14:10, 5 December 2020 SirBenelux

The cavemen continue throwing me around, but I overpower them by taking a club from them and whacking them. However, more cavemen come. 14:12, 5 December 2020 Chase McFly

Cape is disqualified from the army, and ends up being put in an arena. Before lions come out, he decides to shoot himself out of a canon. After flying for a while, Cape lands on a patch of desert and smells a bad smell. He starts digging, finding dinosaur bones. Across the bones are the words "Time M&M is in space. We must get to him. I left my GPS here, it can withstand the path of time.-Chase McFly". BFrit, Benelux, Qiucai, Foury, and Weirdtalon all receive the same message. 14:15, 5 December 2020 SirBenelux

"I gotta get outta here, now that I know where Time M&M is!" everyone, except Chase, says in unison. 14:25, 5 December 2020 CaptainCape

However, the lions found the cannon too, and now they're coming after me! The Romans are surprised to see lions flying through the air. 14:31, 5 December 2020 Chase McFly

Cape flies into space, but then the lions begin to fall. Unbeknowst to Cape, one of the lions was Cato Lion, the one who discovered The Shesh. Cape flies towards The Shesh, seeing nothing but barren blackness and a few scared Pokemon creatures. He decides to be the one who creates The Shesh. Qiucai goes into space too, and discovers that Marcus Cato has just been born in the 1600s, but he is one of Cape's descendants now. Cape also made an immortality elixir, and is glad to reunite with Qiucai. They head to a cave, breaking a frozen-in-stasis Benelux out of a sarcophagus. Using his locator, Cape begins looking for me, but gives up. 14:38, 5 December 2020 CaptainCape

Meanwhile, Weirdtalon remembers that he has time travel powers, and he travels to the 1800s. There, he finds Foury, who has a Serophas benalex stencil. Edited by Chase McFly    15:04, 5 December 2020 Chase McFly

Weirdtalon and Foury head to the 1960s since they used the GPS locator to get BFrit. The three travel to The Shesh, and revive us from stasis. We realize we’re wasting our time, and Weirdtalon suggests that we check the moon in the present. 15:06, 5 December 2020 CaptainCape

'Good idea,' I say. 'But shouldn't we try finding Chase first, though? I think he's still lost in time.' 15:58, 5 December 2020 Chase McFly

Then I pop out of the ground. "I was under here the whole time. Somehow, I knew BFrit would be here," I explain. We hop on Weirdtalon's back to return to 2020. 16:25, 5 December 2020 CaptainCape

'Okay, so now we have to go to the moon,' I say. 'Does anyone know if they sell spacesuits for Pokey-Eyes, ants, countryballs, griffins, gummy numbers and humans here?' 17:15, 5 December 2020 Chase McFly

“Actually, I made this just in case,” Hoh Sus says, having appeared from nowhere. “It’s my invisible bone spacesuit, which can adapt to any body shape.” 6 days ago SirBenelux

"That's great, but have you gotten a lot of them?" I say. "For each of us?" 6 days ago CaptainCape

'In fact, I do!' Hoh Sus says, showing us seven of his invisible bone spacesuits. 'I made them in case I wanted to go on a space vacation with my family.' 6 days ago Chase McFly

We get in the suits and head to the moon with jetpacks. "Anyone see Time M&M?" I ask. 6 days ago SirBenelux

"Not yet." Quicai says. "We are just approaching the Moon." Edited by SirBenelux    5 days ago CaptainCape

Finally, we arrive on the Moon. We hover above the surface with our jetpacks. 'There's a trail of black goop over there,' Weirdtalon notices after a while. 6 days ago Chase McFly

"It smells like ants..." BFrit looks at me weirdly, so I add "No offense". I explain that it smells like Ungrits because Time M&M covered himself in their scent. Weirdtalon follows the scent, and is able to trace it to a dark cave where I assume Time M&M is. 6 days ago CaptainCape

'This cave looks really dark,' I say. 'Does anyone have something that gives light? A torch? A flashlight? A microwave?' 6 days ago Chase McFly

"I swallowed a lightbulb once," Weirdtalon proclaims proudly, as he opens his beak and a light shines through it. Bursting through the cave with his hind legs, Weirdtalon sees a black round object and runs towards it. Suddenly, we hear a high-pitched eagle scream. I look for Weirdtalon, but all I see is a pile of dust bunnies Time M&M is sweeping up. He smirks at us. "What brings you here?" 6 days ago CaptainCape

'Give me my griffin back, I know you've done something to him,' I say, trying to sound menacing. Time M&M just laughs. 'I haven't seen your griffin.' 6 days ago Chase McFly

Then, Time M&M summons his last back-up set of evil minions to turn the Food Fights back into Food Wars. This doesn't affect us too much, but he starts growing in size. 6 days ago SirBenelux

"Your reign of terror is over, Time." I say.

"Over?" Time says.

"We've defeated most of your minions, and we've reverted most of your timeline changes." Chase says.

"Yeah, now you might as well give up." Cape says.

"Give up?" Time says. "Not after my partner kidnapped your griffin friend." Red CheeseCrocker then shows up and shows Weirdtalon.

"So you're the reason Weirdtalon was gone just now!" I say.

"That's right." Red CheeseCrocker says. "Time has been my mentor for a long while now, and I'm his apparentice."

"Now you will be creamed!" Time says.

"Not on my watch!" I say, turning this into a video game boss fight.

TEAM NES VS. TIME M&M Edited by CaptainCape    5 days ago Chase McFly

Red CheeseCrocker disappears again with Weirdtalon as Cape blasts Time M&M with ice cream. Edited by CaptainCape    5 days ago SirBenelux

I then choose one of the four possible attacks (Time Bomb, Chocolate Boulders, Fizzy Uppercut, Jellyfish). The attack I choose is Fizzy Uppercut, and I give Time M&M an uppercut, with fizzy bubbles appearing and dealing extra damage to Time. 6 days ago CaptainCape

I summon a flying microwave that shoots lasers at Time M&M, while some of his minions approach us. 6 days ago Chase McFly

"Joke's on you!" Time M&M exclaims as we begin to fire more and more food items at him. "I implanted a bomb in one of your heads, set to go off in a week, more or less, and destroy the whole planet. No big deal. And I will NEVER say which one of you it is!" (Do not change) Edited by Chase McFly    6 days ago SirBenelux

Spoiler: The bomb was implanted into Chase's head.

Meanwhile, I use my cheese katana to slice some of Time M&M's minions. One of them is Benelux Hitler, who was convinced to join the dark side. Time M&M retaliates by launching 7 bubblegum bombs, but we dodge all of them. Edited by SirBenelux    6 days ago Chase McFly

I grab the donut metorite and throw it at Time M&M, hacking him to bits. 6 days ago CaptainCape

Now, there are donuts everywhere. 'Hey, maybe we can replace all the food that was wasted in the Food Wars with these!' I realize. 6 days ago Chase McFly

"Great idea," I tell Cape. I grab hold of a donut, but then receive an alert of a fire at NES HQ. 6 days ago CaptainCape

We quickly leave the cave. As we prepare to fly back to Earth with our jetpacks, we see a spaceship approaching. I realize that it's my spaceship, and that my griffins and hippogriffs broke into it. 6 days ago This reply has been removed This reply has been removed Chase McFly

We arrive back at NES HQ, but it's hard to say what caused the fire. I see Weirdtalon's time-travel parts, which I find off, as I thought they were on him when Red CheeseCrocker took him away. 5 days ago SirBenelux

I then see some burning black M&M droplets. It turns out the timial radiation caused Time M&M's body to be flammable, only catching fire when he is hacked apart. Edited by Chase McFly    5 days ago Chase McFly

Since Time M&M was nowhere near NES HQ when this happened, he's not the one responsible for the fire. 5 days ago This reply has been removed Chase McFly

I yank the NES book away from Benelux, since I don’t trust what he will do with it. Edited by Chase McFly    4 days ago CaptainCape

'But if Time M&M didn't cause the fire...' I think aloud. '...then who did? Red CheeseCrocker?' 4 days ago Chase McFly

“Maybe we can find out!” I say. “Uh, I have a really bad headache. Since Weirdtalon is gone, you wanna have a just-in-case funeral for him or something? We can use Time M&M’s remains I have here as a substitute, and store them in a Weirdtalon statue. “ 4 days ago CaptainCape

'I guess we could,' I say, although I'm not happy with the prospect of having to bury one of my pets without finding out what happened. 'You'll pay for this, Red CheeseCrocker...' I mutter. 4 days ago SirBenelux

"According to this map I found on the moon when Red CC dropped it, in order to find Red CC's whereabouts, the first location we need to go through is the Twin Mountains of Palvenyer." I say. "But it won't be easy, as there are hidden cannons inside the mountains." 4 days ago CaptainCape

'Interesting, let's go there!' I say.

'Uhh, Cape, what about the fire?' Leo Haliaeetus says. 'Y'know, the fire that made us break into your spaceship and travel all the way to the moon?' 4 days ago Chase McFly

Cape ignores Leo and heads for the mountains. He wants Weirdtalon back. Edited by Chase McFly    3 days ago SirBenelux

"How are we supposed to get to the mountains?" Cape asks.

"We need to take the cable car to the mountains, it's faster." I say. We then take the cable car, but it stops on the circle where the Red Cheese Road starts. Once we get out, we see that the Twin Mountains are just up ahead, being 3.5 meters away from the town of Palvenyer. But as we take the Red Cheese Road, some bullet blasters come out of each mountain, and we quickly run from them. Having escaped the Twin Mountains, I reveal the next location we need to go through, the Temple of Qashat. It appears Fur-Al Qashat, the supreme overlord of Argad and the leader of the Dunun Empire, built a base here. It has since been abandoned, but there are still some booby traps in there to keep intruders away, so we better be careful. Edited by SirBenelux    3 days ago Chase McFly

I take the time-travel pieces I got from Weirdtalon, and adjust the settings to be spatial. As such, we’re able to teleport. 3 days ago SirBenelux

We decide to teleport past the temple, but end up teleporting outside of Red CheeseCrocker's evil lair, but we are surrounded by by a bunch of Ungrits, luckily, Team Losers (who are merging with Team Milky-Andromeda) are here to defeat the last set of Ungrits.

(I get it now, everything in the multiverse has already gone back to normal) Edited by SirBenelux    3 days ago Chase McFly

Finally, Weirdtalon bursts out, and we’re all relieved. The painting of The Living Boat and Muscle Bread sends us all back to Part 7.5, but Cape is still in Cleverbot’s cave. Edited by Chase McFly    3 days ago CaptainCape

Everyone is confused. 'Am I going crazy because of the chocolate?' The Strange Person wonders. 3 days ago Chase McFly

“Yeah, maybe,” I say, tasting more of the raining chocolate. “Mmmm, Martian.” No sooner have I said that, that the sky turns red and the ground turns rocky. 3 days ago CaptainCape

'This is the strangest chocolate I've ever eaten, even stranger than that food from The Shesh!' The Strange Person says. 3 days ago Views06

[Reply reserved] 3 days ago Views06

Meanwhile in the time rift...

Views floats around aimlessly. He notices a strange red speck getting closer to him.

The red speck goes up to him! It is Anti-Views!

Views: What do you want, freak? Anti-Views: A conversation. Views: Fine. Anti-Views: Remember when you got hit with that car gun and died? Views: Yeah. Last thing I remember besides the Food War X. Anti-Views: And how it hit your recovery center and you died forever? Views: Yeah. RockoRama's good at some things but not throwing things that far. Anti-Views: Oh he didn't... I DESTROYED YOUR RECOVERY CENTER. Views: WHAT! Anti-Views: And I used the life crystal in it to give my new anti-matter creation life, THE LOCK NES MONSTER. Views: WHAT?!?! Anti-Views: I also brought back SpongeBob SquarePants from Hell. Views: WHY?!?! Anti-Views: I'm his biggest fan! Views: That's it! [punches Anti-Views] Anti-Views: You want to take this outside? Let's take this outside!

Anti-Views hops onto the Lock NES Monster, and rides it to Views's house on the Sun. The time rift moves along with him as well.

The time rift bursts open. The explosion destroys Views' house, leaving a hole in the platform that held it up, and a small crater in the Sun.

Anti-Views hops down into the crater, and drags Views down there too. Inside is an inferno of plasma.

Views: My house! It's destroyed! Anti-Views: No more house for you! Views: Why are you doing this? What does your Lock NES Monster even do? Anti-Views: It locked up a bunch of older characters from NES, you know, trivial ones. Views: They're still people! This is too far, even for an anti-character.

Anti-Views punches Views a second time.

Views: Give up now! Anti-Views: No. Views: As you wish.

Views pulls out his blue lightgrater. Like a lightsaber, but in the shape of a grater.

Anti-Views pulls out his red lightgrater. The fight begins.

Views jumps on a piece of metal, using it as a platform. Anti-Views groundpounds it in an attempt to tilt it so Views falls off. Their lightgraters clash. As their platforms melt from the sun's heat, they jump from one to another.

After a while, it's down to the last two metal pieces. Views finds some gravel from his yard that fell on the Sun's surface. He jumps onto it, and Anti-Views corners him, slashes the top of his head, and cuts off his left hand. Views screams in pain, while fighting back the best he can.

The lightgraters continue to clash. Views is able to trick Anti-Views onto getting onto the last metal piece. Melting quickly, Anti-Views must jump back to the gravel.

Views: Go on, try it. Anti-Views: I'll make it.

Anti-Views does a flip-jump.

SLASH!

All of Anti-Views arms and legs are cut off. His body gets bent as he lands face first on the gravel island.

Views: I'M NOT SORRY FOR YOU. Anti-Views: I HATE YOU. Views: YOU KEPT ME FROM MY FRIENDS, AND NES. I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU.

Views walks off, calling his escape pod. It arrives, and he heads for Earth, where he meets up with Team NES.

Meanwhile, some Shesh inhabitants show up. They take Anti-Views body into their ship.

In the ship, Anti-Views has robot arms and legs drilled into him. He is given a metal brace to keep his body straight. The rest of his body is incased a thin sheet of steel. Finally, a pair of metal goggles is placed over his eyes.

Anti-Views is awoken by an unknown Shesh inhabitant who formerly worked for Marcus Cato. More powerful than ever, Anti-Views stands up, ready to work for them.

Meanwhile on Earth, Views tells Team NES what happened.

He tells them his house was destroyed, and offers to buy a new apartment home with them.

Chase McFly: Sounds good. We'll look for one on Thursday. Views: Thurzday? Chase McFly: Throwback Thurzday. 2 days ago Views06

Also, the Lock NES Monster dies, freeing everyone locked inside it. 2 days ago CaptainCape

'Yay!' Kim, who was one of the trivial NES characters locked up by the Lock NES Monster, says. 'Can someone play Filler Night?' 2 days ago BFrit10Again BFrit10Again

I connect my mp3 player to a speaker and play Filler Night on that 2 days ago This reply has been removed