Thread:Alien Tavern/@comment-7180588-20200824124501/@comment-7180588-20200926213400

"I told him," A voice clarifies. It turns out to be Lincoln's evil TPUWCPADOSU counterpart. "While it is true that Windows 1339 is destroyed, a pure backwards replica of all of its contents exists in the surviving Mirror app, which can be found on Earth-Gravildus-Batorok. And only I can provide access to the app, by giving you my blood."

"Uh, if we're doppelgangers, shouldn't my blood also-" Lincoln starts.

The other Lincoln cuts him off. "I don't believe you're dying of cancer and injected your blood with dark matter to become immortal, which led to your imprisonment in an A.N.G.E.R. facility?"

"What do you mean?" Lincoln asks, shocked. "What is A.N.G.E.R.?"

"That is not your concern," The other Lincoln clarifies. "The truth is only I have powers." He morphs his fist into a giant ball of dark matter. "And the molecules here can break open computer screens while also allowing access to Windows1339."